DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/11/2012    Duedate: 08/24/2012

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 336

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CRUISER ION
PSU RADIO (5441)
(82-32979) [7-4-0,96]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CRUISER ION                    PIGGLY WIGGLY
PSU RADIO (5441)               MEMPHIS DELIGHTS (4911)
(82-32979) [7-4-0,96]          (82-29996) [4-2-0,69]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

FLATLINER                      CRUISER ION
A UNIT XII (118)               PSU RADIO (5441)
(82-642) [16-17-2,73]          (82-32979) [7-4-0,96]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

GOLDEN KNIGHTS 4 (6875)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. GOLDEN KNIGHTS 4 (6875)       45 
2. GOLDEN KNIGHTS B (9036)       36    NUCLEAR WASTES (7975)
3. GOLDEN KNIGHTS 6 (7453)       36    Unchartered Team
4. SILVER KNIGHTS 3 (8754)       31 
5. GOLDEN KNIGHTS 7 (7973)       26    BARATHEON TOADS (2592)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*BARATHEON TOADS (2592)     3   0  0 100.   1/ 0 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 4 (6875)   4  0 0
 2- 2*BUBBA'S LEFTOVERS (1666)   2   0  1 100.   2/ 0 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 6 (7453)   3  0 0
 3- 4*DARK TOADS JAN10 (6854)    2   0  0 100.   3/ 0*SILVER KNIGHTS 5 (8756)   2  0 0
 4- 6*TOO MUCH TRAVEL (5716)     2   0  0 100.   4/ 0*GOLDEN KNIGHTS E (9037)   2  0 0
 5- 8*WHETSTONE 8T (9059)        5   1  0 83.3   5/ 0 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 7 (7973)   2  0 0
 6/ 0*ROAD TO BALTLAND (900)     8   3  1 72.7   6/10 PSU RADIO (5441)          2  0 0
 7- 9 WYRMS OF SCOURGE (8117)    7   3  0 70.0   7/ 0 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 3 (3696)   2  0 0
 8-10 DUNGEON CELL 42 (5953)     8   4  1 66.7   8/ 0 A UNIT XI (117)           2  0 0
 9/ 3*RED IS ROUGH (8451)        2   1  0 66.7   9/ 0*GOLDEN KNIGHTS B (9036)   2  1 0
10-12 BRAIN FOOD 43 (7605)      13   7  0 65.0  10/ 0 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 11 (7971)  2  1 0
11-13*COLORFUL INDEED (5508)     5   3  0 62.5  11/ 2 NUCLEAR WASTES (7975)     2  1 0
12-14*BROTHERHOOD VI (4417)      5   3  0 62.5  12/ 0*GOLDEN KNIGHTS A (9040)   1  0 1
13/11*DARK TOADS 03C (3049)      4   3  0 57.1  13/ 0*SILVER KNIGHTS (8625)     1  0 0
14-16*EVERYBODY RUN!!! (3986)    5   4  1 55.6  14/ 0*SILVER KNIGHTS 2 (8753)   1  0 0
15-17 DUNGEON CELL 75 (6998)    24  21  0 53.3  15/ 0*GOLDNE KNIGHTS F (9035)   1  0 0
16/ 0*SILVER KNIGHTS 3 (8754)   10   9  1 52.6  16/ 0*GOLDNE KNIGHTS D (9038)   1  0 0
17/19 NUCLEAR WASTES (7975)     10  10  0 50.0  17/ 0*GOLDEN KNIGHTS C (9039)   1  0 0
18-18 BAD INTENTIONS (9022)      7   7  1 50.0  18-18*WHETSTONE 8T (9059)       1  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/ 0 A UNIT XII (118)         118 126 10 48.4  19/ 0*GOLDNE KNIGHTS 13 (7970)  1  0 0
20/ 0*GOLDNE KNIGHTS F (9035)    4   5  0 44.4  20/ 0 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 14 (7979)  1  0 0
21/ 0 A UNIT XI (117)           77  97  4 44.3  21- 1*DARK TOADS JAN10 (6854)   1  0 0
22/ 0 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 11 (7971)  12  16  1 42.9  22- 8 DUNGEON CELL 42 (5953)    1  0 0
23/20 A UNIT XVII (587)        109 146  9 42.7  23-12*TOO MUCH TRAVEL (5716)    1  0 0
24/ 0 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 4 (6875)  143 200 16 41.7  24-15*BROTHERHOOD VI (4417)     1  0 0
25/ 0 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 7 (7973)   15  21  0 41.7  25-21*EVERYBODY RUN!!! (3986)   1  0 0
26/ 0 A UNIT II (124)           28  47  2 37.3  26/ 0 GOLDEN KNIGHTS (3325)     1  0 0
27/23 PSU RADIO (5441)           9  16  1 36.0  27/ 0*BARATHEON TOADS (2592)    1  0 0
28/ 0*SILVER KNIGHTS 2 (8753)    6  12  1 33.3  28-17*BUBBA'S LEFTOVERS (1666)  1  0 0
29/ 0*SILVER KNIGHTS 5 (8756)    5  10  2 33.3  29/ 0*GOLDEN KNIGHT G (9121)    1  1 0
30/ 0*GOLDEN KNIGHTS B (9036)    3   6  0 33.3  30/ 0*SILVER KNIGHTS 3 (8754)   1  1 0
31/ 0*GOLDEN KNIGHTS A (9040)    2   4  1 33.3  31/ 6*RED IS ROUGH (8451)       1  1 0
32/ 0*GOLDEN KNIGHTS C (9039)    2   4  0 33.3  32/13*MEMPHIS DELIGHTS (4911)   1  1 0
33/ 0*GOLDEN KNIGHT G (9121)     2   4  0 33.3  33/16*DARK TOADS 03C (3049)     1  1 0
34/ 0 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 6 (7453)   18  40  1 31.0  34/ 7 TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)     1  2 0
35/24*MEMPHIS DELIGHTS (4911)    4   9  0 30.8  35- 3 COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)    1  3 0
36-26 COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)    15  35  0 30.0  36-22 BAD INTENTIONS (9022)     0  2 0
37/ 0*GOLDEN KNIGHTS E (9037)    2   5  0 28.6  37/ 0 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 12 (7974)  0  2 0
38/ 0 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 14 (7979)  11  28  0 28.2  38/29 A UNIT XVII (587)         0  2 0
39/ 0 GOLDEN KNIGHTS (3325)     45 118  7 27.6  39/ 0*SILVER KNIGHTS 1 (8752)   0  1 0
40/27 TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)     33 103  1 24.3  40-23*THE DEVIL'S OWN (8533)    0  1 0
41/ 0 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 10 (7972)   8  30  0 21.1  41/ 0 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 10 (7972)  0  1 0
42-28*THE DEVIL'S OWN (8533)     1   4  0 20.0  42-19 WYRMS OF SCOURGE (8117)   0  1 0
43/ 0 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 9 (7682)    7  30  0 18.9  43/ 0*GOLDEN KNIGHTS 16 (8474)  0  1 0
44/ 0*SILVER KNIGHTS (8625)      2   9  0 18.2  44/ 0 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 9 (7682)   0  1 0
45/ 0 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 12 (7974)   7  35  1 16.7  45-24 DUNGEON CELL 75 (6998)    0  1 0
46/ 0*GOLDNE KNIGHTS 13 (7970)   1   5  0 16.7  46-25*BREIFCASE I (7585)        0  1 0
47/ 0 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 3 (3696)   14  74  1 15.9  47-20 BRAIN FOOD 43 (7605)      0  1 0
48/ 0*SILVER KNIGHTS 1 (8752)    2  14  0 12.5  48-27*COLORFUL INDEED (5508)    0  1 0
49/ 0*GOLDNE KNIGHTS D (9038)    1   9  0 10.0  49/ 0*ROAD TO BALTLAND (900)    0  1 0
50/ 0*GOLDEN KNIGHTS 16 (8474)   0   9  0  0.0  50/ 0*A UNIT V (677)            0  1 0
51/ 0*A UNIT V (677)             0   2  0  0.0  51/ 0 A UNIT XII (118)          0  1 0
52-29*BREIFCASE I (7585)         0   1  0  0.0  52/ 0 A UNIT II (124)           0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

                        6 Months Ago -- The Eastern Deserts

     The battlefield was shrouded in darkness, save for the torches carried by a 
number of the soldiers and several magical orbs of light, which circled above lazily 
at the command of the wizards.  The engagement had been a short one, as three huge, 
lumbering Phase Dragons burst from the nearby caverns and ran straight into the fully 
prepared army.  The archers took a savage toll on the beasts before the elite 
gladiators charged in to finish the fray.  As the soldiers cleared the massive bodies 
from the cavern mouth a small group of hooded men gathered a short distance away.
     "There is no question about it.  These are creatures from the Kaikwok Gate." 
said Rillion, thoughtfully stroking his short beard. "I just don't understand how 
they are accessing our world again despite the gate being completely sealed."
     Alongside the mage, the manager known as The Greek Guy sharpened a gleaming 
battle axe.  "The Dark One said something about a rift or tear.  I'm not really up on 
Gate Metaphysics, Rill.  All I know is they're here and they shouldn't be."
     "Managerr said they wouldn't be gone long." Added Rascally Rabbit, looking far 
more sinister than his manager name implied, "and that we needed to hold this area 
until they got back.  So that's what we need to do."
     One of the scouts shouted a brief warning and the soldiers assumed battle 
formation once more.  The three arena managers stepped back behind a shield thrown up 
by Rillion and prepared for a second engagement.  Within a moment, a snarling wave of 
Jaguar warriors erupted from the cavern, pouring out toward the soldiers.
     The Greek Guy took the point and motioned to the troops.  "Move to engage!  Form 
up!  Initiate Shield Wall!  Archers, volley fire!"
     A cloud of enchanted arrows hissed into the night, and then descended to shower 
death upon the charging Jaguar warriors.  Scores of the beast men went down under the 
fire but it was just a small fraction of their overall numbers.  Within a moment the 
first ranks of the jaguars leapt upon the prepared troops, tearing and rending with 
their razor sharp talons and fangs.  Despite the massive numbers, the shield wall 
held, and the gate beasts seemed to be taking the worst of the exchange.  After a 
moment, however, the Jaguar Warriors found some holes in the ranks and burst through, 
creating havoc amongst the defenders.
     "Second line-- advance!  First line-- fall back!"
     The first defensive line fell back in an organized retreat, while a second wave 
of defenders moved up.  Within a moment, they formed up to from a second defensive 
line, while those formerly in the front line moved back to regroup.  At the same 
time, another wave of arrows showered from the sky and cut down the confused Jaguar 
Warriors.
     "We learned a lot from the first Gate incursion." Rillion commented to RR.  "The 
Jaguar Warriors can be a terror one on one, but they don't fight well in organized 
battles.  Those enchanted arrows help a lot, too.  One shot, one kill."
     Despite the confident words, the Jaguars were inflicting a savage toll on the 
soldiers.  It was true, that the majority of the troops were gladiators and former 
gladiators who were now protected by immortality magic, but still if they were 
consumed by the Gate monsters, there would be no return.  As the battle raged, it 
became clear that there were too many Jaguar warriors for the small army to defeat.  
Rillion flicked his staff and sent a fireball into the Jaguar's flank.  It erupted 
into a flaming explosion of heat and pressure, sending scores of the beast men 
flying.  As he did so, the Rabbit gathered a nearby troop and rushed to cut off a 
Jaguar offensive.
     The Greek Guy motioned for the trumpeters to sound the retreat.  "Back up the 
hill!  Form defensive units.  Skirmishers forward to slow the advance."
     "This is not going well." Rillion commented as he blasted away a row of Jaguars 
with a bolt of lightning.
     As he prepared a second bolt, he noticed a large vortex opening nearby.  A 
travelling Gate was being opened.  Which meant either more Jaguars, or...?
     A second small army of heavily armored gladiator-soldiers appeared.  At their 
head rode Managerr, on a white stallion, and the Dark One, on his black gelding.  
They motioned and their warriors charged into the Jaguar Warriors flank.  The numbers 
now more even, the first army charged down the hill.  Within minutes the Jaguar 
forces were destroyed.  Only a handful survived to flee back into the cavern.
     "Good timing."  Rascally Rabbit chuckled, his eyebrow arched, "You couldn't have 
arrived just a touch sooner?"
     "It took us a while to scout out the ruins of our old training grounds on the 
other side of the Kaikwok Gate." Managerr responded, "We stopped by to gather the 
second division, as we thought we might need the manpower.  Apparently we were right.  
The other side of the old Gate is completely empty.  They are all gone."
     "Gone?  There were millions of beings on that world.  You're telling me that 
they're all gone?"
     The Dark One waved his staff and a vision of the Kaikwok Gate world appeared.  
It was decimated.  Forests burned and blasted, temples shattered, riverbeds and lakes 
dried up and shriveled.  "As he said.  All gone.  We detected residual magic.  Gate 
magic.  I am not certain if it was left from an invader that came, exterminated that 
world and enslaved what was left of the population or possibly the denizens of that 
world developed Gate travel on its own and departed a dying world.  We have no way of 
knowing which is the case."
     The Greek Guy received a message from one of the army runners, read it quickly 
and motioned to his fellows.  "The engineers are ready."
     He motioned to a figure high up on the cliffside above the cave.  In a moment, a 
thunderous explosion shook the ground.  Instantly a shower of boulders, shards of 
stone and dirt rained down, burying the cavern opening under half the mountainside.
     Rillion nodded.  "That will do for this Gate access, but I expect there will be 
more."

           Three Months Ago -- The Dark Citadel -- Isle of of the Eye

     The Brotherhood of the Blade sat around the titanic obsidian table where they 
often planned and plotted together.  This occasion was more serious, however, than 
their usual debates over gladiatorial tactics and battle plans.  They were instead 
embroiled in a lengthy discourse regarding the ongoing Gate incursions that had been 
detected.
     "Sheila and her mage council can't figure out how to stop it." Managerr noted.
     "Sheila?"  The Greek Guy chuckled, "First name basis now, are we?"
     Managerr smirked at him.  "They can close the Gate opening when they find it, 
but then another one opens somewhere else within a few days.  At some point they are 
going to get access in a remote area and we won't find it in time.  If they can move 
in a large force, it will be next to impossible to beat them back and close the 
access.  It will be a mess."
     "And we still have no idea who is behind this and what's going on." Rillion 
added.
     "What we do know is that we don't have enough days in the week to keep running 
around closing gates and fighting battles.  We're shorthanded.  Zalgor's missing in 
action and Caesar is off-world fighting wars of his own.  Without their forces it's 
even worse."  Rascally Rabbit shuffled through his roster.  "I've lost 15% of my 
personal troops and I know you all have suffered losses as well."
     Managerr agreed.  "We're definitely short on members.  Mad Max and Tig Toad are 
retired.  With Zalgor inactive and Caesar battling Picts or whatnot, we are at five 
members.  Just barely enough in normal times and way short in these times."
     "We need to recruit some new members." The Greek Guy stated.  "We have a 
tournament coming up and can talk to some managers there.  We need to find those who 
are like-minded and who would get along with the rest of us, which is not always 
easy."
     "Agreed." said the Dark One from beneath his cowl, "We can then announce our new 
members.  We need more men and more troops.  I think we all have some candidates in 
mind.  First, they must have no other allegiances.  Second, they must have the 
martial knowledge we expect from our members.  And, the Greek Guy mentioned, they 
have to be able to deal with us."

                        Present Day -- the Isle of the Eye
     One of the arena scribes rushed into the GC headquarters.  "We need 100 runners 
to travel to every city in the land.  We're being paid 1,000 gold sovereigns to get 
the news out!"
     "What news?"
     "The Brotherhood of the Blade is expanding!!  Here is the announcement!"
              *****                   *****                   *****
     Hear Ye!  Hear Ye!  The Brotherhood of the Blade has chosen to add the following 
new members to our ranks.  Effective immediately, the following managers have been 
offered and have accepted membership to the Brotherhood:
     Bubbaganoosh
     Grimm
     Khisanth

May their successes be great and their victories many under our banner!

     Officially -- Managerr -- Grand High Moose of the Brotrotherhood of the Blade

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last 
week's fights.  Say good-bye to DARK TOADS JAN10, as they are pushed from the coveted 
top team spot by the GOLDEN KNIGHTS 4 stable.  Coming up with a solid 1-0-0 outing, 
PSU RADIO has advanced 4 places in the rankings.  Hey everybody, watch out for MARY, 
who flew up 26 points in the rankings after mashing ENDLESS like a melon.  Keep your 
eye on this gal.  And falling like a basher in the top ten was ENDLESS, who dropped 
15 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with MARY.  Going for the 
gusto and coming up with aught but bloody knuckles was GOLDEN KNIGHTS 10's TENNIS, 
who was turned away from the Duelmastership by CRUISER ION.  An apple a day keeps the 
doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay.   
     Here is other news that is of note.  And hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't 
avoid BUBBA'S LEFTOVERS, please raise you hand.  Wow.  Does DWES EG really have that 
many liars?  For those of you who like math, try this one:  BUBBA'S LEFTOVERS + 
Weapons That go Boom = DARK TOADS 03C + Avoid City.   
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  Knowing when to use the right tactics at 
the proper time is a very important step on the road to Duelmaster.   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  Okay, so I may not be the world's best comedian, 
but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  Hasta la bye-bye.  (Loud 
choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CRUISER ION 32979             7   4     96         PSU RADIO (5441)          

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLAST 47441                   9   4     90         GOLDEN KNIGHTS 7 (7973)   
 WASHINGTON 47468              7   4     88         GOLDEN KNIGHTS 14 (7979)  
 MONTY BURNS 55805             9   6     87         NUCLEAR WASTES (7975)     
 TENNIS 47433                  5   6     83         GOLDEN KNIGHTS 10 (7972)  
-PRISONER 0211 36033           8   4  1  76         DUNGEON CELL 42 (5953)    
 FLATLINER 642                16  17  2  73         A UNIT XII (118)          
-TATTIANA 53660                5   1     69         WHETSTONE 8T (9059)       
 PIGGLY WIGGLY 29996           4   2     69         MEMPHIS DELIGHTS (4911)   

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NECROTICA 4393               13  13  1  63         A UNIT XVII (587)         
-QUADZILLA 24967               4   4  1  63         EVERYBODY RUN!!! (3986)   
-GODSLAYER 53475               7   7  1  61         BAD INTENTIONS (9022)     
 PEACE 44361                   8   5  1  58         GOLDEN KNIGHTS 6 (7453)   

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NO SMOKING 625                9   5  3  54         A UNIT XI (117)           
 MARY 52006                    5   2  1  54         SILVER KNIGHTS 3 (8754)   
-PINK EYE 33346                5   3     54         COLORFUL INDEED (5508)    
 HOBBS 4649                    7  10  1  50         A UNIT XI (117)           
-VEXATION 27213                5   3     50         BROTHERHOOD VI (4417)     
 PROSPERITY 46795              2   4     47         GOLDEN KNIGHTS 6 (7453)   
 VIOLET 48229                  5   2     46         GOLDEN KNIGHTS 11 (7971)  
 YELLOW 47429                  4   2     46         GOLDEN KNIGHTS 11 (7971)  
 JESTER 43056                  5   4     45         GOLDEN KNIGHTS 4 (6875)   
 FRIAR 50205                   3   2     43         GOLDEN KNIGHTS 4 (6875)   
-SMAUG 48301                   7   3     40         WYRMS OF SCOURGE (8117)   
 ENDLESS 6458                  5   3     40         ROAD TO BALTLAND (900)    
-KID CUDI 56222                2   8     34         COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)    
 CLEAR 48980                   1   1     34         GOLDEN KNIGHTS 11 (7971)  

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BOREDOM 52721                 3   0     33         GOLDEN KNIGHTS 6 (7453)   
 CZAR 45525                    2   7     30         GOLDEN KNIGHTS 4 (6875)   
-BIRD MAN 45258                4   3     29         BRAIN FOOD 43 (7605)      
 THE ONE 48985                 3   4     27         GOLDEN KNIGHTS 12 (7974)  
 PLANTIFF 53566                2   0  1  26         GOLDEN KNIGHTS A (9040)   
 VILLAIN 53539                 2   0     26         GOLDNE KNIGHTS F (9035)   
 PAUL THE TITAN 51138          2   6     26         TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)     
-BASHER 41045                  2   0     25         DARK TOADS JAN10 (6854)   
 SECONDARY 53559               2   0     25         GOLDEN KNIGHTS C (9039)   
-AVIS 34709                    2   0     24         TOO MUCH TRAVEL (5716)    
 EARTH 53973                   2   0     24         GOLDEN KNIGHT G (9121)    

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FAITH 53557                   1   2     24         GOLDNE KNIGHTS D (9038)   

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SLACKMOZER 19658              4   1     23         DARK TOADS 03C (3049)     
 EMPEROR 52537                 1   2     21         GOLDEN KNIGHTS 4 (6875)   
 ATTITUDE 775                  4   8     20         A UNIT II (124)           
 FINDER 53552                  1   1     20         GOLDEN KNIGHTS E (9037)   
 STANNIS 17029                 3   0     19         BARATHEON TOADS (2592)    
 SPARK 52292                   2   1     19         GOLDEN KNIGHTS 7 (7973)   
 TERRY 52725                   2   1     19         SILVER KNIGHTS 2 (8753)   
 JACK DANIELS 52285            1   1     18         GOLDEN KNIGHTS 9 (7682)   
 FLOWNDER 56151                1   0     17         GOLDEN KNIGHTS B (9036)   
 PLEBE 56165                   1   0     16         GOLDEN KNIGHTS (3325)     
 MEANER 56162                  1   0     16         SILVER KNIGHTS (8625)     
 INITIATE 56167                1   0     15         SILVER KNIGHTS 5 (8756)   
 BALE 56158                    1   0     15         GOLDNE KNIGHTS 13 (7970)  
 EVENT 56194                   1   0     15         GOLDEN KNIGHTS 3 (3696)   
-PITCHFORK 50723               1   4     13         THE DEVIL'S OWN (8533)    
 AIR 53971                     0   1     13         GOLDEN KNIGHT G (9121)    
 WHALE 56157                   1   0     11         GOLDEN KNIGHTS E (9037)   
 FLEET 56159                   1   0     10         SILVER KNIGHTS 5 (8756)   
 TWANG 56195                   1   0     10         GOLDEN KNIGHTS 3 (3696)   
 ZERO 56232                    1   0     10         GOLDEN KNIGHTS B (9036)   
 STOP 50246                    2   1      9         RED IS ROUGH (8451)       
-TATERS AND STUFF 11456        1   0      9         BUBBA'S LEFTOVERS (1666)  
 CHORLT 56145                  0   1      5         SILVER KNIGHTS 3 (8754)   
 FLUX 56173                    0   1      5         SILVER KNIGHTS 1 (8752)   
-PASSPORT 45142                0   1      3         BREIFCASE I (7585)        
-IRON AND WINE 56290           0   2      2         COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)    
 ACTIVE 5080                   0   1      1         A UNIT V (677)            

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CULT MEMBER             0  0 0                      PLANTIFF 53566        336  NONE
STRONGER 56164          0  1 0 GOLDEN KNIGHTS  7974 BANDIT PRINCE         336  NONE
SCENE 56148             0  1 0 GOLDEN KNIGHTS  8474 STONE GOLEM           336  NONE
ZONE 56161              0  1 0 GOLDEN KNIGHTS  9036 SPYMASTER             336  NONE
SIR REPTICIOUS 10016    7  8 0 SUNNYDALE 1485       MILFORD 38111         332  NOT REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Cruiser Ion -- Grrrrrrrrrrrrr!!  Coming to try you again.  I hate losing. --
Nicrotica

     Don't we all, eh?

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

STRONGER was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
ZONE was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
SCENE was easily killed by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
CRUISER ION savagely defeated TENNIS in a crowd pleasing 4 minute master's Title duel.
FLATLINER was overpowered by WASHINGTON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
MONTY BURNS overpowered NECROTICA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
PIGGLY WIGGLY was overpowered by BLAST in a 1 minute uneven melee.
ENDLESS was vanquished by MARY in a 1 minute uneven duel.
PEACE savagely defeated CAPTURED ORC in a popular 1 minute gory uneven duel.
VIOLET outlasted KOKO TITAN in a tiring 8 minute melee.
HOBBS narrowly defeated CLEAR in a exciting 3 minute bloody match.
NO SMOKING handily defeated THE ONE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
JESTER demolished PAUL THE TITAN in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
PROSPERITY viciously subdued THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a popular 2 minute conflict.
BOREDOM outlasted SLACKMOZER in a crowd boring 27 minute struggle.
YELLOW handily defeated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 2 minute mismatched bout.
FRIAR devastated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
JACK DANIELS was luckily beaten by STANNIS in a tiresome 36 minute brutal match.
SPARK overpowered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
CZAR devastated PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
ATTITUDE was savagely defeated by EMPEROR in a exciting 2 minute gory duel.
TERRY handily defeated OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
VILLAIN devastated CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
FINDER defeated CULT MEMBER in a 2 minute fight.
FAITH vanquished CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided match.
SECONDARY overpowered CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
PLANTIFF slaughtered CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute uneven bout.
EARTH handily defeated STOP in a 1 minute uneven bout.
AIR was narrowly defeated by KHALHUMS DWARF in a action packed 3 minute competition.
CHORLT was defeated by VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 2 minute beginner vs. expert fight.
TWANG overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
FLOWNDER savagely defeated ACTIVE in a exciting 3 minute brutal fight.
WHALE overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
BALE devastated PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
FLEET devastated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
MEANER devastated PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven bout.
ZERO overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
PLEBE handily defeated PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven match.
INITIATE overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
FLUX was savagely defeated by VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute competition.
EVENT overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 2 minute uneven battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 13         BASHING ATTACK    12 -   7 -  1      63  |
|AIMED BLOW                      13         LUNGING ATTACK    44 -  32 -  1      58  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      8         STRIKING ATTACK   39 -  33 -  1      54  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   7         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -   6 -  0      54  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         AIMED BLOW        37 -  33 -  1      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         WALL OF STEEL      7 -   7 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         TOTAL PARRY       23 -  24 -  0      49  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   8 -  0      43  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         SLASHING ATTACK   14 -  24 -  2      37  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   4 -  0      20  |

Turn 336 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      5 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        3 -  5         4  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK   11 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         8 -  5     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       CRUISER ION -32557          7   4  0   96 PSU RADIO (5441)
STRIKING ATTACK  BLAST -18095                9   4  0   90 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 7 (7973)
LUNGING ATTACK   WASHINGTON -18068           7   4  0   88 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 14 (7979)
TOTAL PARRY      VIOLET -17307               5   2  0   46 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 11 (7971)
WALL OF STEEL    YELLOW -18107               4   2  0   46 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 11 (7971)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is FLATLINER 642.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was CRUISER ION -32557.  The ten other most popular fighters were FLOWNDER -9385, 
CLEAR -16556, AIR -11565, PROSPERITY -18741, EMPEROR -12999, WASHINGTON -18068, MONTY 
BURNS -9731, PEACE -21175, HOBBS 4649, and FINDER -11984.

The least popular fighter this week was JACK DANIELS -13251.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were STANNIS 17029, SLACKMOZER 19658, BOREDOM -12815, VIOLET -17307, 
KOKO TITAN -19231, FLUX -9363, ACTIVE 5080, STOP -15290, ATTITUDE 775, and PAUL THE 
TITAN -14398.