DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/17/2012    Duedate: 11/30/2012

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 343

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

MONTY BURNS
NUCLEAR WASTES (7975)
(82-55805) [12-10-0,96]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

MONTY BURNS                    POSITION IS EMPTY
NUCLEAR WASTES (7975)          
(82-55805) [12-10-0,96]        

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

DOUBLE TROUBLE                 TIM THE ENCHANTER
DARK TOADS JAN26 (6809)        MONTY'S ARMY (4993)
(82-40795) [7-3-1,54]          (82-30458) [1-0-0,31]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DARK TOADS JAN26 (6809)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. GARDEN DEVILS (8544)          53 
2. MONTY'S ARMY (4993)           31    DARK TOADS JAN26 (6809)
3. NUCLEAR WASTES (7975)         23    Unchartered Team
4. PLACES 2C URBANE (7633)       20 
5. KCR COLLEGE RADIO (3879)      19    POSITION IS EMPTY

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1-10*WHETSTONE 6F (9057)        1   0  0 100.   1/ 1 DARK TOADS JAN26 (6809)   2  1 1
 2/ 0*GARDEN DEVILS (8544)       1   0  0 100.   2- 2 WISH LIST 2007 (7839)     2  1 0
 3- 2*FIRST OFFENSE (4856)       1   0  0 100.   3/ 3 NUCLEAR WASTES (7975)     2  1 0
 4/ 0*MONTY'S ARMY (4993)        1   0  0 100.   4/ 0*PLACES 2C URBANE (7633)   2  1 0
 5- 3*ARCANE PICNIC (5085)       1   0  0 100.   5/ 5 MEMPHIS DELIGHTS (4911)   2  1 0
 6/ 4 DARK TOADS JAN26 (6809)    7   3  1 70.0   6/16 KCR COLLEGE RADIO (3879)  2  2 0
 7/ 0*NUMBERS GAME II (7841)     2   1  0 66.7   7/ 0*GARDEN DEVILS (8544)      1  0 0
 8/ 0*ARCANE VIBE (5856)         3   2  0 60.0   8/ 0*NUMBERS GAME II (7841)    1  0 0
 9- 6 STRIPPERS (9436)          66  59  4 52.8   9- 9*SAPHIRE DREAM (7052)      1  0 0
10/ 7 KCR COLLEGE RADIO (3879)  25  23  1 52.1  10/ 0*ARCANE VIBE (5856)        1  0 0
11- 9*THE DARK FOREST (3062)     1   1  1 50.0  11-10*ARCANE PICNIC (5085)      1  0 0
12/13 NUCLEAR WASTES (7975)     13  14  0 48.1  12-11*FIRST OFFENSE (4856)      1  0 0
13-12 WISH LIST 2007 (7839)     16  18  0 47.1  13/ 0*MONTY'S ARMY (4993)       1  0 0
14-14 CATS (9438)               52  64  2 44.8  14-13 A UNIT II (124)           1  0 0
15-15 A UNIT XI (117)           81 101  5 44.5  15/ 4 PSU RADIO (5441)          1  2 0
16-18 A UNIT IX (1014)          47  66  8 41.6  16- 6 A UNIT XI (117)           0  2 0
17/16 MEMPHIS DELIGHTS (4911)    8  12  0 40.0  17-19 CATS (9438)               0  1 0
18-22 A UNIT II (124)           29  48  2 37.7  18-25 STRIPPERS (9436)          0  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/20 PSU RADIO (5441)          12  20  1 37.5  19-18 FLAGG XVI-CHAOS (5229)    0  1 0
20-23*SAPHIRE DREAM (7052)       3   5  0 37.5  20-14*THE DARK FOREST (3062)    0  1 0
21-27 FLAGG XVI-CHAOS (5229)    14  29  2 32.6  21-26 A UNIT IX (1014)          0  1 0
22/ 0*PLACES 2C URBANE (7633)   11  23  1 32.4  22-23*WHETSTONE 6F (9057)       0  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  DWES EG needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  Wanna hear about a 
real loser?  Listen to this--PSU RADIO got 0-1-0 and dropped 11.  Didn't see much of 
them after the fights!  MVP award for BILL WEEVIL?  GARDEN DEVILS' proud of him after 
beating VENEMOUS CONCUBINE and getting 53 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  
DOUBLE TROUBLE got smashed by WEEN, and lost 12 points!  Was that a tear I saw in 
MONTY BURNS' eye, as it took over Duelmastership?  And wasn't PIGGLY WIGGLY fit to be 
tied!  I hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep.  They 
want photogenic fighters for PR photos.   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  The warriors of A UNIT XI must be getting lonely.  
They were the most avoided team.  Do you guys know something that I don't?  Is there 
some deep dark secret why DARK TOADS JAN26's been avoiding A UNIT XI so much?  Or is 
it just that they're too scared?   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All DWES EG ever talks about is fighting!  
Me, I'm more laid back.  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I gotta leave.  DWES EG is like such a dump, and you guys 
smell too much!  Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby 
Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MONTY BURNS 55805            12  10     96         NUCLEAR WASTES (7975)     

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-OLD FLAME 56144              10   2     85         WISH LIST 2007 (7839)     
 PIGGLY WIGGLY 29996           8   5     74         MEMPHIS DELIGHTS (4911)   
 CRUISER ION 32979            10   8     69         PSU RADIO (5441)          

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WEEN 24322                    7   5  1  66         KCR COLLEGE RADIO (3879)  
-NO SMOKING 625               11   7  4  60         A UNIT XI (117)           
-HOBBS 4649                    9  11  1  59         A UNIT XI (117)           

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DOUBLE TROUBLE 40795          7   3  1  54         DARK TOADS JAN26 (6809)   
 ENTRANA 45405                 5   3  1  53         PLACES 2C URBANE (7633)   
 BILL WEEVIL 50777             1   0     53         GARDEN DEVILS (8544)      
 FALADOR 45404                 3   6     43         PLACES 2C URBANE (7633)   
-ANOMALY 771                   7  10  1  42         A UNIT II (124)           
 THE CONTINENTAL 35552         3   0     37         ARCANE VIBE (5856)        
 RULE OF 72 46717              2   1     35         NUMBERS GAME II (7841)    

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DESPERATION 31702             3   6  1  32         FLAGG XVI-CHAOS (5229)    
 TIM THE ENCHANTER 30458       1   0     31         MONTY'S ARMY (4993)       
-CYAN 42183                    3   5     29         SAPHIRE DREAM (7052)      
 MGMT 56186                    1   1     26         KCR COLLEGE RADIO (3879)  

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-AUTISTIC 7062                 3   8  2  19         A UNIT IX (1014)          
-BIRTHDAY GIFT 56340           1   1     11         WISH LIST 2007 (7839)     
-SQUIRREL ASSASSIN 19725       1   1  1   9         THE DARK FOREST (3062)    

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FLOUTIST FLOYD 29719          1   0      9         FIRST OFFENSE (4856)      
-NAPPIN NOBLE 30947            1   0      9         ARCANE PICNIC (5085)      
-MITTENPAWS 56347              0   1      7         CATS (9438)               
-LAVENDER 56348                0   1      3         STRIPPERS (9436)          

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
FINDER 53552            2  3 0 GOLDEN KNIGHTS  9037 NO SMOKING 625        340   
DWARVEN MINE 56332      0  1 0 PLACES 2C URBAN 7633 HIGH ELF              343  NONE

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DWARVEN MINE was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
PIGGLY WIGGLY was vanquished by MONTY BURNS in a 1 minute uneven Title battle.
CRUISER ION was luckily beaten by KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
DOUBLE TROUBLE was unbelievably bested by WEEN in a popular 1 minute brutal fight.
ENTRANA viciously subdued DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 2 minute gruesome brawl.
FALADOR savagely defeated CAPTURED ORC in a 2 minute veteran vs. amateur struggle.
THE CONTINENTAL defeated MGMT in a 2 minute melee.
RULE OF 72 vanquished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven duel.
TIM THE ENCHANTER unbelievably bested VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 2 minute fight.
BILL WEEVIL vanquished VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       6         WALL OF STEEL     13 -   5 -  0      72  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         STRIKING ATTACK   39 -  15 -  1      72  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         LUNGING ATTACK    25 -  13 -  3      66  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         AIMED BLOW        39 -  29 -  1      57  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -   7 -  1      53  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         TOTAL PARRY       11 -  14 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  11 -  1      21  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   4 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 343 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         4  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         4  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         4 -  2     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       MONTY BURNS -9731          12  10  0   96 NUCLEAR WASTES (7975)
STRIKING ATTACK  DOUBLE TROUBLE -24741       7   3  1   54 DARK TOADS JAN26 (6809)
PARRY-LUNGE      ENTRANA -20131              5   3  1   53 PLACES 2C URBANE (7633)
WALL OF STEEL    THE CONTINENTAL -29984      3   0  0   37 ARCANE VIBE (5856)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DOUBLE TROUBLE -24741.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was TIM THE ENCHANTER 30458.  The ten other most popular fighters were 
FALADOR -20132, CRUISER ION -32557, DOUBLE TROUBLE -24741, WEEN 24322, ENTRANA 
-20131, MGMT -9350, RULE OF 72 -18819, BILL WEEVIL -14759, THE CONTINENTAL -29984, 
and MONTY BURNS -9731.

The least popular fighter this week was PIGGLY WIGGLY 29996.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DWARVEN MINE -9204, MONTY BURNS -9731, THE CONTINENTAL -29984, 
BILL WEEVIL -14759, RULE OF 72 -18819, MGMT -9350, ENTRANA -20131, WEEN 24322, DOUBLE 
TROUBLE -24741, and CRUISER ION -32557.