DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/15/2012    Duedate: 12/28/2012

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 345

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

FREE BALLOON
HANGING LOOSE (9016)
(82-53447) [11-14-1,139]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

FREE BALLOON                   GRUNT 90
HANGING LOOSE (9016)           MEDAL OF HONOR E5 (8239)
(82-53447) [11-14-1,139]       (82-48961) [6-2-1,67]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

FREE BALLOON                   ENTRANA
HANGING LOOSE (9016)           PLACES 2C URBANE (7633)
(82-53447) [11-14-1,139]       (82-45405) [6-4-1,59]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

STUFF URBANE MINES (7632)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. STUFF URBANE MINES (7632)     24 
2. PSU RADIO (5441)              22 MEDAL OF HONOR A10 (8206)
3. HANGING LOOSE (9016)          21    Unchartered Team
4. NUMBERS GAME II (7841)        21 
5. MEDAL OF HONOR A9 (8205)      19    MEDAL OF HONOR E5 (8239)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 2*TOP FIVE (4418)            2   0  0 100.   1/23*STUFF URBANE MINES (7632) 3  3 1
 2- 8*DEVIATION 8 (1778)         5   1  0 83.3   2/ 8 PLACES 2C URBANE (7633)   3  4 0
 3/ 7*MEDAL OF HONOR E5 (8239)   6   2  1 75.0   3/ 9 HANGING LOOSE (9016)      2  0 1
 4- 9 DARK TOADS JAN26 (6809)    8   3  1 72.7   4/12*MEDAL OF HONOR I3 (9374)  2  0 0
 5/10 MEDAL OF HONOR A10 (8206) 15   6  0 71.4   5/10 BAD INTENTIONS (9022)     2  0 0
 6-11 ERATTA1 (9085)            25  12  1 67.6   6- 2 ERATTA1 (9085)            2  0 0
 7/14*MEDAL OF HONOR I3 (9374)   4   2  0 66.7   7/13 MEDAL OF HONOR A10 (8206) 2  0 0
 8/ 1*GARDEN DEVILS (8544)       2   1  0 66.7   8/15 COLORING (5947)           2  0 0
 9/ 3*MONTY'S ARMY (4993)        2   1  0 66.7   9- 5*DEVIATION 8 (1778)        2  0 0
10/13 COLORING (5947)            9   5  0 64.3  10/ 3*GARDEN DEVILS (8544)      2  1 0
11/12 MEDAL OF HONOR F4 (9348)  12   8  1 60.0  11/ 4*MONTY'S ARMY (4993)       2  1 0
12-15*ARCANE VIBE (5856)         3   2  0 60.0  12/20*NUMBERS GAME II (7841)    2  2 0
13/ 0 THE MOTHERSHIP IV (6252)  10   7  1 58.8  13- 1 KCR COLLEGE RADIO (3879)  2  2 0
14/16 BAD INTENTIONS (9022)      9   7  1 56.2  14/ 0 THE MOTHERSHIP IV (6252)  1  0 0
15/17 MEDAL OF HONOR A9 (8205)   9   7  0 56.2  15/ 0 COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)    1  0 0
16-19 KCR COLLEGE RADIO (3879)  26  24  1 52.0  16-16*ARCANE VIBE (5856)        1  0 0
17-20*DEVIATION (1697)           8   8  1 50.0  17-17*TOP FIVE (4418)           1  0 0
18/ 0 EVERYBODY RUN!!! (3986)    5   5  1 50.0  18/11 MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)  1  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/22*NUMBERS GAME II (7841)     3   3  0 50.0  19/31 MEDAL OF HONOR A9 (8205)  1  1 0
20-23 A UNIT XII (118)         119 134 10 47.0  20/14 MEDAL OF HONOR E3 (8237)  1  1 0
21/21 MEDAL OF HONOR E3 (8237)   6   7  1 46.2  21- 6 DARK TOADS JAN26 (6809)   1  1 0
22/ 0 INQUISITION 0302 (3010)    9  11  1 45.0  22-21*DEVIATION (1697)          1  1 0
23/24 NUCLEAR WASTES (7975)     13  16  0 44.8  23/22 NUCLEAR WASTES (7975)     1  2 0
24/29 HANGING LOOSE (9016)      11  14  1 44.0  24/24 PSU RADIO (5441)          1  2 0
25/27 MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)  10  14  0 41.7  25/ 7 MEMPHIS DELIGHTS (4911)   1  2 0
26/26 MEDAL OF HONOR F10 (9353)  7  10  1 41.2  26-25 A UNIT XII (118)          1  4 0
27/28 MEMPHIS DELIGHTS (4911)    9  13  0 40.9  27/28 MEDAL OF HONOR F4 (9348)  0  2 0
28/30 PSU RADIO (5441)          13  21  1 38.2  28/29 MEDAL OF HONOR F10 (9353) 0  2 0
29/31 PLACES 2C URBANE (7633)   12  26  1 31.6  29/32*MEDAL OF HONOR E5 (8239)  0  2 0
30/ 0 COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)    16  35  0 31.4  30-26*AN ARCANE SEA (5086)      0  2 0
31/33*STUFF URBANE MINES (7632)  9  20  1 31.0  31/ 0 EVERYBODY RUN!!! (3986)   0  1 0
32-32*AN ARCANE SEA (5086)       9  23  1 28.1  32/ 0 INQUISITION 0302 (3010)   0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters.  Look on my work, ye mighty, 
and despair!  KCR COLLEGE RADIO?  Who?  STUFF URBANE MINES is the top team these 
days, buddies!  Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, STUFF URBANE MINES 
blew up the rankings to 22!  Managers were muttering after MEDAL OF HONOR A9 showed 
DWES EG what they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 12.  Rumor has it an incurable 
disease has swept the stable of MEMPHIS DELIGHTS.  Note their drop in the rankings 
from 7th to 25th.  Watch out!!!  STUFF URBANE MINES had cause to celebrate, after 
COAL got 24 points by beating SOLDIER 32.  MONTY BURNS certainly had a baffled 
expression on its face, after losing to CRUISER ION and losing 19 points in the 
process!  A certain someone saw YING at The Swinging Aardvark with the shakes, and 
now it fails to show up to defend its throne.  What a pathetic slob!  What can be a 
greater victory?  FREE BALLOON has taken his place as the top, as DWES EG's new 
Duelmaster.  Word has it one team in DWES EG is using psychics to predict wins.  They 
lead a charmed life!   
     A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn?  And do not the 
little birds cry out?'  Any ideas?  Like a horde of jackals fleeing from the lion, so 
did the "warriors" in DWES EG avoid PSU RADIO.  As a woman of good breeding scorns 
the "warriors" of BAD INTENTIONS, so did that sorry team shy from PSU RADIO  
     The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on...  The warriors at 
MEMPHIS DELIGHTS stable were more sober than usual, after PIGGLY WIGGLY's demise at 
the hands of FREE BALLOON.  FREE BALLOON, don't make any long term plans!  The 
audience gave a nice round of rasberries to SOLDIER 32 of MEDAL OF HONOR F10, for 
expiring in such an ungraceful fashion.  7-9-1, indeed!  Fair play must not be a 
credo of HANGING LOOSE, as FREE BALLOON permanently removed PIGGLY WIGGLY of MEMPHIS 
DELIGHTS from the competition in a mismatched fight.  Oh hard!  that to strike a 
flame, the match itself must needs be wasting!   
     Leave me now, you base fools!  More important duties call me.  Like a mixed 
metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid DWES EG farewell-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FREE BALLOON 53447           11  14  1 139         HANGING LOOSE (9016)      

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EMERALD TWIST 37689           8   2    111         THE MOTHERSHIP IV (6252)  
-YING 53792                   11   5  1 109         ERATTA1 (9085)            
 YELLOW 36005                  9   5    106         COLORING (5947)           
 ROBERT NETT 48793            15   6     92         MEDAL OF HONOR A10 (8206) 
 CRUISER ION 32979            11   9     91         PSU RADIO (5441)          

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BAMBINA BALLERINA 11705       5   1     76         DEVIATION (1697)          
-FLATLINER 642                16  18  2  74         A UNIT XII (118)          
 GODSLAYER 53475               9   7  1  74         BAD INTENTIONS (9022)     

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MONTY BURNS 55805            12  12     70         NUCLEAR WASTES (7975)     
 GRUNT 90 48961                6   2  1  67         MEDAL OF HONOR E5 (8239)  

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VERNON MCGARITY 55330        12   8  1  66         MEDAL OF HONOR F4 (9348)  
-DOUBLE TROUBLE 40795          8   3  1  66         DARK TOADS JAN26 (6809)   
 QUADZILLA 24967               4   5  1  62         EVERYBODY RUN!!! (3986)   
 BILL WEEVIL 50777             2   1     60         GARDEN DEVILS (8544)      
 CLETO RODRIQUEZ 48789         9   7     59         MEDAL OF HONOR A9 (8205)  
 ENTRANA 45405                 6   4  1  59         PLACES 2C URBANE (7633)   

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WEEN 24322                    7   6  1  56         KCR COLLEGE RADIO (3879)  
 UNI-BALL 19450                5   7     56         INQUISITION 0302 (3010)   
 COAL 45399                    3   6  1  56         STUFF URBANE MINES (7632) 
 RULE OF 72 46717              3   2     56         NUMBERS GAME II (7841)    
-YANG 53793                    7   4     50         ERATTA1 (9085)            
 TIM THE ENCHANTER 30458       2   1     46         MONTY'S ARMY (4993)       
 JAMES MILLS 55323            10  14     44         MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)  
 KID CUDI 56222                3   8     44         COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)    
-FALADOR 45404                 3   6     43         PLACES 2C URBANE (7633)   
-DEVIN 655                    10  12     42         A UNIT XII (118)          
-THE CONTINENTAL 35552         3   0     37         ARCANE VIBE (5856)        
 CHARLES MCGIAHA 55902         4   2     35         MEDAL OF HONOR I3 (9374)  

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JOE MANN 48950                6   7  1  33         MEDAL OF HONOR E3 (8237)  
 MITHRIL 45401                 3   4     33         STUFF URBANE MINES (7632) 
-MGMT 56186                    2   1     30         KCR COLLEGE RADIO (3879)  
-MORTAR BOARDER 12207          4   1     26         DEVIATION 8 (1778)        
-TUG BOAT TALON 32694          3   3  1  24         AN ARCANE SEA (5086)      

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WAITING ROOM 27215            2   0     20         TOP FIVE (4418)           
-HELLS CUCINA 11701            2   1     16         DEVIATION (1697)          
-TUMBLEWEED 659                4   2     14         A UNIT XII (118)          
 GOLD 45398                    1   5     14         STUFF URBANE MINES (7632) 
-MESHOOGUNNAH 12205            1   0     10         DEVIATION 8 (1778)        
-SNEAKY PETE 56337             1   0      7         A UNIT XII (118)          
-HIGH TIDE 56217               1   3      6         AN ARCANE SEA (5086)      
-BULLSEYE 56341                0   1      3         A UNIT XII (118)          

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SOLDIER 32 55357        7  9 1 MEDAL OF HONOR  9353 COAL 45399            345   
PIGGLY WIGGLY 29996     9  6 0 MEMPHIS DELIGHT 4911 FREE BALLOON 53447    345   
MAID MEDIAN 46719       0  1 0 NUMBERS GAME II 7841 ARENAMASTER           345  NONE
THE CROSSROADS 56353    0  1 0 PLACES 2C URBAN 7633 WURM KIN              345  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

ALL -- MERRY CHRISTMAS, HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL IN ALASTARI!!!
May your year end in peace and the new year hold great things for you and your
families. -- Gentleben (Sunset-21, Morya-28, Arvat-32 and Talahya-100)

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

THE CROSSROADS was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
MAID MEDIAN was butchered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
BILL WEEVIL was overcome by GODSLAYER in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge match.
TIM THE ENCHANTER was viciously subdued by ENTRANA in a 4 minute Challenge contest.
FREE BALLOON murdered PIGGLY WIGGLY in a 1 minute mismatched Title competition.
YELLOW vanquished VERNON MCGARITY in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
EMERALD TWIST overpowered GRUNT 90 in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
ROBERT NETT overpowered QUADZILLA in a 1 minute uneven melee.
MONTY BURNS was vanquished by CRUISER ION in a 1 minute uneven duel.
CLETO RODRIQUEZ overpowered UNI-BALL in a 1 minute uneven duel.
JAMES MILLS was overpowered by RULE OF 72 in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
SOLDIER 32 was executed by COAL in a 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
JOE MANN slimly lost to KID CUDI in a 2 minute conflict.
CHARLES MCGIAHA devastated GOLD in a 2 minute one-sided battle.
MITHRIL devastated OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      11         WALL OF STEEL     13 -   5 -  0      72  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         STRIKING ATTACK   46 -  19 -  2      71  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         LUNGING ATTACK    28 -  16 -  4      64  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         TOTAL PARRY       12 -   9 -  0      57  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -   9 -  1      53  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         AIMED BLOW        41 -  40 -  1      51  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   3 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         BASHING ATTACK     2 -   3 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  14 -  1      18  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   4 -  0       0  |

Turn 345 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  3         4  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         4 -  7         4  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  EMERALD TWIST -27847        8   2  0  111 THE MOTHERSHIP IV (6252)
BASHING ATTACK   YELLOW -29531               9   5  0  106 COLORING (5947)
AIMED BLOW       ROBERT NETT -16743         15   6  0   92 MEDAL OF HONOR A10 (8206)
TOTAL PARRY      GODSLAYER -12061            9   7  1   74 BAD INTENTIONS (9022)
LUNGING ATTACK   CLETO RODRIQUEZ -16747      9   7  0   59 MEDAL OF HONOR A9 (8205)
PARRY-LUNGE      ENTRANA -20131              6   4  1   59 PLACES 2C URBANE (7633)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    CHARLES MCGIAHA -9634       4   2  0   35 MEDAL OF HONOR I3 (9374)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is FREE BALLOON -12089.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was ENTRANA -20131.  The ten other most popular fighters were TIM THE ENCHANTER 
30458, CRUISER ION -32557, CLETO RODRIQUEZ -16747, RULE OF 72 -18819, BILL WEEVIL 
-14759, GODSLAYER -12061, FREE BALLOON -12089, YELLOW -29531, EMERALD TWIST -27847, 
and ROBERT NETT -16743.

The least popular fighter this week was SOLDIER 32 -10179.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were UNI-BALL 19450, MONTY BURNS -9731, QUADZILLA 24967, GRUNT 90 
-16575, VERNON MCGARITY -10206, PIGGLY WIGGLY 29996, MAID MEDIAN -18817, THE 
CROSSROADS -9183, GOLD -20138, and COAL -20137.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

ROBERT NETT (82--16743) MEDAL OF HONOR A10