DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 01/26/2013 Duedate: 02/08/2013
DWES EG ARENA
DM 82 TURN 349
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
EMERALD TWIST
THE MOTHERSHIP IV (6252)
(82-37689) [9-2-0,126]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
EMERALD TWIST BAMBINA BALLERINA
THE MOTHERSHIP IV (6252) DEVIATION (1697)
(82-37689) [9-2-0,126] (82-11705) [6-2-0,85]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
YING TIM THE ENCHANTER
ERATTA1 (9085) MONTY'S ARMY (4993)
(82-53792) [14-6-1,105] (82-30458) [3-3-0,58]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
ERATTA1 (9085)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. FACE (8975) 26
2. BLADES (8978) 21 COLORING (5947)
3. BAD INTENTIONS (9022) 19 Unchartered Team
4. INQUISITION XXXIV (2686) 19
5. THE MOTHERSHIP IV (6252) 15 WATER (9086)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0*WATER (9086) 3 0 0 100. 1/ 1 ERATTA1 (9085) 4 8 0
2- 1*THIRSTY THUGS 705 (7946) 1 0 0 100. 2/ 0 ALLERGY (7866) 2 0 0
3- 2*THIRSTY THUGS 706 (7947) 1 0 0 100. 3/17 A MATTER OF TASTE (9440) 2 1 0
4- 3*THIRSTY THUGS 713 (7954) 1 0 0 100. 4/ 2 COLORING (5947) 2 1 0
5- 4 LUROCIANS T108 (9073) 16 4 1 80.0 5- 6*PSYCHIC DECK (3621) 2 1 0
6/ 0*FACE (8975) 4 1 1 80.0 6- 7 BLADES OF FURY (1526) 2 1 0
7/ 6 COLORING (5947) 12 6 0 66.7 7/ 5 COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444) 2 3 1
8/ 0 OPEN (8986) 8 4 1 66.7 8/ 0*FACE (8975) 1 0 1
9/ 0*DARK TOADS JAN10 (6854) 2 1 0 66.7 9/ 0*BLADES (8978) 1 0 0
10- 7*TOP FIVE (4418) 2 1 0 66.7 10/ 0 OPEN (8986) 1 0 0
11/ 8 A MATTER OF TASTE (9440) 16 9 0 64.0 11/ 0 BAD INTENTIONS (9022) 1 0 0
12/ 0 THE MOTHERSHIP IV (6252) 11 7 1 61.1 12- 8 LUROCIANS T108 (9073) 1 0 0
13/ 0 MCPANTS (8425) 11 7 0 61.1 13/ 0*WATER (9086) 1 0 0
14-10*1980 RAIDERS (1926) 3 2 1 60.0 14/ 0 EX'S (8428) 1 0 0
15/ 9 ERATTA1 (9085) 30 21 1 58.8 15/ 0 DRINKS! (7871) 1 0 0
16/ 0 BAD INTENTIONS (9022) 10 7 1 58.8 16-11*THIRSTY THUGS 705 (7946) 1 0 0
17/ 0 DRINKS! (7871) 11 8 0 57.9 17-12*THIRSTY THUGS 706 (7947) 1 0 0
18/13 PROJECT HAYSEED (854) 14 11 1 56.0 18-13*THIRSTY THUGS 713 (7954) 1 0 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/12*DEVIATION (1697) 11 9 1 55.0 19/ 0 CAT SOUP (8423) 1 0 0
20-14 BLADES OF FURY (1526) 15 15 0 50.0 20/ 0 MCPANTS (8425) 1 0 0
21/ 0*DIRECTION (9087) 4 4 0 50.0 21/ 0 SOUL REAPERS (8426) 1 0 0
22/ 0*STANT (8973) 3 3 0 50.0 22- 3 STUFF URBANE MINES (7632) 1 0 0
23/ 0*BLADES (8978) 3 3 0 50.0 23/ 0 THE MOTHERSHIP IV (6252) 1 0 0
24/20*MONTY'S ARMY (4993) 3 3 0 50.0 24-15 INQUISITION 0302 (3010) 1 0 0
25/ 0*HFC BET (8301) 1 1 0 50.0 25/ 0 INQUISITION XXXIV (2686) 1 0 0
26-15 INQUISITION 0302 (3010) 10 11 1 47.6 26-16*1980 RAIDERS (1926) 1 0 0
27/ 0 EX'S (8428) 5 6 0 45.5 27/ 0 A UNIT II (124) 1 0 0
28-17 WISH LIST 2007 (7839) 17 22 0 43.6 28/ 4*DEVIATION (1697) 1 1 0
29/ 0 A UNIT (1742) 51 68 2 42.9 29/21 NUCLEAR WASTES (7975) 1 2 0
30/ 0*TREES (8983) 3 4 0 42.9 30/18 PSU RADIO (5441) 1 2 0
31/18 NUCLEAR WASTES (7975) 14 19 0 42.4 31/22*MONTY'S ARMY (4993) 1 2 0
32/ 0 SOUL REAPERS (8426) 5 7 0 41.7 32/23 PROJECT HAYSEED (854) 1 2 0
33/ 0 ALLERGY (7866) 21 30 0 41.2 33-19 WISH LIST 2007 (7839) 1 4 0
34/ 0 A UNIT II (124) 30 48 2 38.5 34-20*ARCANE LOCKJAW (6310) 0 2 0
35/21 PSU RADIO (5441) 14 24 1 36.8 35/27 NAMES ARE THE WORS (6433) 0 2 0
36/ 0 CAT SOUP (8423) 4 7 0 36.4 36/ 0*STANT (8973) 0 1 0
37/19 NAMES ARE THE WORS (6433) 4 7 0 36.4 37/ 0*TREES (8983) 0 1 0
38-22 STUFF URBANE MINES (7632) 12 22 1 35.3 38-24*G FORCER (9077) 0 1 0
39/23 COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444) 19 38 1 33.3 39/ 0*DIRECTION (9087) 0 1 0
40-24*PSYCHIC DECK (3621) 6 12 0 33.3 40/ 0*HFC BET (8301) 0 1 0
41-25*ARCANE LOCKJAW (6310) 4 8 0 33.3 41/ 0*DARK TOADS JAN10 (6854) 0 1 0
42/ 0 INQUISITION XXXIV (2686) 4 9 0 30.8 42-28*TOP FIVE (4418) 0 1 0
43/ 0*A UNIT VI (678) 0 5 0 0.0 43/ 0 A UNIT (1742) 0 1 0
44-28*G FORCER (9077) 0 1 0 0.0 44/ 0*A UNIT VI (678) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
You elder fighters surely remember me. The younger ones may call me Olaf
Modeen. I return to DWES EG once again! You know what they say about the herd of
lions who studied a judge... A MATTER OF TASTE moved up 14 places, to 3rd. Looking
for a good fight, confident, skilled, tough opponents. Well don't look at DEVIATION,
cause they dropped by 24. What's with EYES? It actually beat COLLEGE RADIO 3's KID
CUDI, and walked away with 26 more points from the fight. Laughs were big at BAD
INTENTIONS while they watched GODSLAYER clobber CRUISER ION. It lost 11 points and
got bruised from objects thrown from the stands. I'm sure DWES EG is excited about
EMERALD TWIST, the new Duelmaster from THE MOTHERSHIP IV. (remember?) But when
you've seen as many as I have... I suppose you want to hear some rumors and dirty
gossip about your fellow fighters? Tough!
Speaking of cowardly avoiders and unfair challenges... How well I know the
feeling of being in the most avoided team! Don't fall out of practive, NUCLEAR
WASTES! In my day, no team with a 13-19-0 would scare me off! What's the problem,
DEVIATION? What do people see in YING? Its 14-6-1? ERATTA1 ain't talkin', but it's
got 105 points.
There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit. Do you want the fighters
to walk away, or not? Who will dare fight IRON AND WINE, after he returned from the
Dark Arena? (For the record 1-2-1 is 8, and has he points) KID CUDI of COLLEGE RADIO
3 didn't know when to quit. When you've got a 5-10-0, that's a good sign. Now it's
dead. Better to die a quick death in the prime of life than to endure an eternity of
constant pain, eternal boredom... Does COLLEGE RADIO 3 agree? Many a warrior has
met his fate in a hungover stupor. You young rapscallions, take note!
Well, I'm pretty much through. You guys need to get back practicing. All work
and no play makes Olaf a dull fighter. Work and play no fighter dull Olaf.
Olaffighterwork and no play. Remember--a good fighter needs both good skills and
good luck. Until next time,-- Olaf Modeen
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EMERALD TWIST 37689 9 2 126 THE MOTHERSHIP IV (6252)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-JESSICA 53734 8 2 1 139 LUROCIANS T108 (9073)
YELLOW 36005 12 6 116 COLORING (5947)
YING 53792 14 6 1 105 ERATTA1 (9085)
GODSLAYER 53475 10 7 1 93 BAD INTENTIONS (9022)
KNOB 53256 8 3 1 91 OPEN (8986)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BAMBINA BALLERINA 11705 6 2 85 DEVIATION (1697)
MONTY BURNS 55805 13 15 81 NUCLEAR WASTES (7975)
-OLD FLAME 56144 10 3 81 WISH LIST 2007 (7839)
CRUISER ION 32979 12 12 78 PSU RADIO (5441)
-COAL 45399 5 6 1 74 STUFF URBANE MINES (7632)
BELLE 56362 10 4 73 A MATTER OF TASTE (9440)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SORA 50103 9 4 63 MCPANTS (8425)
-UNI-BALL 19450 6 7 62 INQUISITION 0302 (3010)
-SPINACH 10346 4 2 60 BLADES OF FURY (1526)
-TEMPE TC! 46708 6 4 59 WISH LIST 2007 (7839)
ICHIGO 50105 5 7 59 SOUL REAPERS (8426)
PEANUTS 46871 6 10 58 ALLERGY (7866)
TIM THE ENCHANTER 30458 3 3 58 MONTY'S ARMY (4993)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
YANG 53793 9 6 56 ERATTA1 (9085)
XXXX 50116 5 6 56 EX'S (8428)
CROCK FIGHT 17538 4 9 53 INQUISITION XXXIV (2686)
BE THE GUY 38688 4 7 53 NAMES ARE THE WORST (6433)
EYES 53200 4 1 1 52 FACE (8975)
CUTLASS 53218 3 3 52 BLADES (8978)
-ALAKAZAM 22705 3 3 52 PSYCHIC DECK (3621)
TAIL 50089 4 4 50 CAT SOUP (8423)
EAST 53804 4 4 45 DIRECTION (9087)
CATS 46868 5 7 44 ALLERGY (7866)
ABERRANT 772 8 8 42 A UNIT II (124)
HELLS CUCINA 11701 4 1 39 DEVIATION (1697)
STAFFO 49331 1 1 38 HFC BET (8301)
BLOODY MARY 49304 4 1 36 DRINKS! (7871)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DAVE CASPER 13211 3 2 1 32 1980 RAIDERS (1926)
ENIAN 53796 3 0 31 WATER (9086)
ASH 53242 3 3 30 TREES (8983)
-WHIRLWIND 56177 1 0 29 BLADES OF FURY (1526)
ASSI 53190 3 3 26 STANT (8973)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BASHER 41045 2 1 23 DARK TOADS JAN10 (6854)
-WAITING ROOM 27215 2 1 21 TOP FIVE (4418)
-HAUNTER 22701 2 0 18 PSYCHIC DECK (3621)
-ANGEL 56313 1 0 17 BLADES OF FURY (1526)
-WOBUFFET 28508 1 1 15 PSYCHIC DECK (3621)
-CHILLY WILLY 47297 1 0 13 THIRSTY THUGS 706 (7947)
-COCKROACH 47295 1 0 9 THIRSTY THUGS 705 (7946)
HAYSEED X-V 6118 1 3 7 PROJECT HAYSEED (854)
-CRITICAL'S PECS 56183 0 2 6 ARCANE LOCKJAW (6310)
-BIRTHDAY GIFT 56340 1 2 5 WISH LIST 2007 (7839)
ABSTRACT 5087 0 1 5 A UNIT VI (678)
AD HOC 18804 0 1 1 A UNIT (1742)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-1 53754 0 1 1 G FORCER (9077)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
FLEET FOXES 56292 0 1 0 COLLEGE RADIO 3 5444 ARENAMASTER 349 NONE
KID CUDI 56222 5 10 0 COLLEGE RADIO 3 5444 EYES 53200 349
MOUNTAIN TROLL 0 0 0 DARK ARENA IRON AND WINE 56290 349 NONE
DA3 56390 0 1 0 ERATTA1 9085 WURM KIN 349 NONE
DA4 56391 0 1 0 ERATTA1 9085 WURM KIN 349 NONE
SOLDIER 32 55357 7 9 1 MEDAL OF HONOR 9353 COAL 45399 345 NOT REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
This was submitted to the personals, so here it is. Otherwise, no personals.
What the heck! A Duelmaster Column?! In DM82??????? You'd think I just don't
get it, right? Columns might be pertinent in general arenas, but in DM82 and 84, not
so much. But I am gonna talk, well write, and you should read it, you know? After
all,you will be ble to say you were one of the special people that actually read a DM
Column in DM82. Very special!
I am special myself. Why?
1. Yellow has always been the boss's favorite color. For 67 years. That's a lot!
2. I am a sandbagging basher. Who in their right minds sandbags bashers? That makes
me very, very special. (No, I am NOT Assur's. He only wishes he could have 67
years of wisdom and clean living. (Well, okay, wisdom.)
3. I want out. To graduate. Besides, I hear I am wanted to be part of 1000 grads.
4. I, myself, am clean. None of those steroided potions for me!
5. I am a nice guy. In nearly 100 fights, I have only whacked two warriors. Discord
of Chaos (a ST) back in my youthful Adept days Black Flamingo (another ST) of The
Color Of Neon as a Callenger.
I am not like Mannequin's guys -- killers all!
6. I promise to stop fighting after graduation. I want a new career as an Interior
Decorator anyway. Everyone will love my yellows!
So there. I am Duelmaster. I want out of here. I don't want to die first. I
want to be a part of The Consortium's 1000. Therefore:
Be nice to me.
Don't challenge me.
Let me get my 14 and wander off in peace.
YELLOW, Duelmaster
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
IRON AND WINE viciously butchered MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
FLEET FOXES was murdered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
DA3 was assassinated by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DA4 was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
BAMBINA BALLERINA was defeated by YING in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
YANG was devastated by MONTY BURNS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
TIM THE ENCHANTER savagely defeated BE THE GUY in a 4 minute Challenge struggle.
YELLOW was handily defeated by EMERALD TWIST in a 1 minute uneven Title fight.
KNOB won victory over KUNG-FU MASTER in a action packed 1 minute duel.
GODSLAYER overpowered CRUISER ION in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BELLE overpowered EAST in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
TAIL viciously subdued THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a popular 2 minute brutal bout.
KID CUDI was murdered by EYES in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched competition.
SORA demolished DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
ABERRANT overcame STAFFO in a 2 minute conflict.
PEANUTS overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
CATS bested BASHER in a 1 minute duel.
ICHIGO handily defeated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
CROCK FIGHT savagely defeated ASSI in a 2 minute brutal bout.
XXXX overpowered CAPTURED ORC in a popular 1 minute bloody one-sided bout.
HELLS CUCINA bested ASH in a popular 2 minute gory contest.
CUTLASS vanquished DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BLOODY MARY handily defeated OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
ENIAN devastated CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
HAYSEED X-V defeated ABSTRACT in a 2 minute beginner's fight.
AD HOC was beaten by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 3 minute uneven fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 13 TOTAL PARRY 5 - 1 - 0 83 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 8 STRIKING ATTACK 27 - 20 - 2 57 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 6 LUNGING ATTACK 20 - 15 - 1 57 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 4 - 0 56 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 36 - 36 - 1 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 9 - 10 - 0 47 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 9 - 2 47 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 4 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 9 - 1 31 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
Turn 349 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 5 STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 9 - 4 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 3 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 4 1 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 2
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK EMERALD TWIST -27847 9 2 0 126 THE MOTHERSHIP IV (6252)
BASHING ATTACK YELLOW -29531 12 6 0 116 COLORING (5947)
TOTAL PARRY GODSLAYER -12061 10 7 1 93 BAD INTENTIONS (9022)
SLASHING ATTACK KNOB -12280 8 3 1 91 OPEN (8986)
WALL OF STEEL BELLE -9174 10 4 0 73 A MATTER OF TASTE (9440)
AIMED BLOW SORA -15433 9 4 0 63 MCPANTS (8425)
LUNGING ATTACK YANG -11743 9 6 0 56 ERATTA1 (9085)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is YING -11744. The most popular warrior this turn was
TIM THE ENCHANTER 30458. The ten other most popular fighters were BE THE GUY -26848,
TAIL -15447, HELLS CUCINA 11701, ICHIGO -15431, YING -11744, EMERALD TWIST -27847,
KNOB -12280, CROCK FIGHT 17538, XXXX -15420, and AD HOC 18804.
The least popular fighter this week was ASSI -12346. The other ten least popular
fighters were EAST -11732, CRUISER ION -32557, YANG -11743, DA4 -9145, DA3 -9146, ASH
-12294, BASHER -24491, STAFFO -16205, KID CUDI -9314, and FLEET FOXES -9244.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
EMERALD TWIST (82--27847) THE MOTHERSHIP IV