DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/26/2013    Duedate: 02/08/2013

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 349

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

EMERALD TWIST
THE MOTHERSHIP IV (6252)
(82-37689) [9-2-0,126]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

EMERALD TWIST                  BAMBINA BALLERINA
THE MOTHERSHIP IV (6252)       DEVIATION (1697)
(82-37689) [9-2-0,126]         (82-11705) [6-2-0,85]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

YING                           TIM THE ENCHANTER
ERATTA1 (9085)                 MONTY'S ARMY (4993)
(82-53792) [14-6-1,105]        (82-30458) [3-3-0,58]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

ERATTA1 (9085)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. FACE (8975)                   26 
2. BLADES (8978)                 21    COLORING (5947)
3. BAD INTENTIONS (9022)         19    Unchartered Team
4. INQUISITION XXXIV (2686)      19 
5. THE MOTHERSHIP IV (6252)      15    WATER (9086)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*WATER (9086)               3   0  0 100.   1/ 1 ERATTA1 (9085)            4  8 0
 2- 1*THIRSTY THUGS 705 (7946)   1   0  0 100.   2/ 0 ALLERGY (7866)            2  0 0
 3- 2*THIRSTY THUGS 706 (7947)   1   0  0 100.   3/17 A MATTER OF TASTE (9440)  2  1 0
 4- 3*THIRSTY THUGS 713 (7954)   1   0  0 100.   4/ 2 COLORING (5947)           2  1 0
 5- 4 LUROCIANS T108 (9073)     16   4  1 80.0   5- 6*PSYCHIC DECK (3621)       2  1 0
 6/ 0*FACE (8975)                4   1  1 80.0   6- 7 BLADES OF FURY (1526)     2  1 0
 7/ 6 COLORING (5947)           12   6  0 66.7   7/ 5 COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)    2  3 1
 8/ 0 OPEN (8986)                8   4  1 66.7   8/ 0*FACE (8975)               1  0 1
 9/ 0*DARK TOADS JAN10 (6854)    2   1  0 66.7   9/ 0*BLADES (8978)             1  0 0
10- 7*TOP FIVE (4418)            2   1  0 66.7  10/ 0 OPEN (8986)               1  0 0
11/ 8 A MATTER OF TASTE (9440)  16   9  0 64.0  11/ 0 BAD INTENTIONS (9022)     1  0 0
12/ 0 THE MOTHERSHIP IV (6252)  11   7  1 61.1  12- 8 LUROCIANS T108 (9073)     1  0 0
13/ 0 MCPANTS (8425)            11   7  0 61.1  13/ 0*WATER (9086)              1  0 0
14-10*1980 RAIDERS (1926)        3   2  1 60.0  14/ 0 EX'S (8428)               1  0 0
15/ 9 ERATTA1 (9085)            30  21  1 58.8  15/ 0 DRINKS! (7871)            1  0 0
16/ 0 BAD INTENTIONS (9022)     10   7  1 58.8  16-11*THIRSTY THUGS 705 (7946)  1  0 0
17/ 0 DRINKS! (7871)            11   8  0 57.9  17-12*THIRSTY THUGS 706 (7947)  1  0 0
18/13 PROJECT HAYSEED (854)     14  11  1 56.0  18-13*THIRSTY THUGS 713 (7954)  1  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/12*DEVIATION (1697)          11   9  1 55.0  19/ 0 CAT SOUP (8423)           1  0 0
20-14 BLADES OF FURY (1526)     15  15  0 50.0  20/ 0 MCPANTS (8425)            1  0 0
21/ 0*DIRECTION (9087)           4   4  0 50.0  21/ 0 SOUL REAPERS (8426)       1  0 0
22/ 0*STANT (8973)               3   3  0 50.0  22- 3 STUFF URBANE MINES (7632) 1  0 0
23/ 0*BLADES (8978)              3   3  0 50.0  23/ 0 THE MOTHERSHIP IV (6252)  1  0 0
24/20*MONTY'S ARMY (4993)        3   3  0 50.0  24-15 INQUISITION 0302 (3010)   1  0 0
25/ 0*HFC BET (8301)             1   1  0 50.0  25/ 0 INQUISITION XXXIV (2686)  1  0 0
26-15 INQUISITION 0302 (3010)   10  11  1 47.6  26-16*1980 RAIDERS (1926)       1  0 0
27/ 0 EX'S (8428)                5   6  0 45.5  27/ 0 A UNIT II (124)           1  0 0
28-17 WISH LIST 2007 (7839)     17  22  0 43.6  28/ 4*DEVIATION (1697)          1  1 0
29/ 0 A  UNIT (1742)            51  68  2 42.9  29/21 NUCLEAR WASTES (7975)     1  2 0
30/ 0*TREES (8983)               3   4  0 42.9  30/18 PSU RADIO (5441)          1  2 0
31/18 NUCLEAR WASTES (7975)     14  19  0 42.4  31/22*MONTY'S ARMY (4993)       1  2 0
32/ 0 SOUL REAPERS (8426)        5   7  0 41.7  32/23 PROJECT HAYSEED (854)     1  2 0
33/ 0 ALLERGY (7866)            21  30  0 41.2  33-19 WISH LIST 2007 (7839)     1  4 0
34/ 0 A UNIT II (124)           30  48  2 38.5  34-20*ARCANE LOCKJAW (6310)     0  2 0
35/21 PSU RADIO (5441)          14  24  1 36.8  35/27 NAMES ARE THE WORS (6433) 0  2 0
36/ 0 CAT SOUP (8423)            4   7  0 36.4  36/ 0*STANT (8973)              0  1 0
37/19 NAMES ARE THE WORS (6433)  4   7  0 36.4  37/ 0*TREES (8983)              0  1 0
38-22 STUFF URBANE MINES (7632) 12  22  1 35.3  38-24*G FORCER (9077)           0  1 0
39/23 COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)    19  38  1 33.3  39/ 0*DIRECTION (9087)          0  1 0
40-24*PSYCHIC DECK (3621)        6  12  0 33.3  40/ 0*HFC BET (8301)            0  1 0
41-25*ARCANE LOCKJAW (6310)      4   8  0 33.3  41/ 0*DARK TOADS JAN10 (6854)   0  1 0
42/ 0 INQUISITION XXXIV (2686)   4   9  0 30.8  42-28*TOP FIVE (4418)           0  1 0
43/ 0*A UNIT VI (678)            0   5  0  0.0  43/ 0 A  UNIT (1742)            0  1 0
44-28*G FORCER (9077)            0   1  0  0.0  44/ 0*A UNIT VI (678)           0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     You elder fighters surely remember me.  The younger ones may call me Olaf 
Modeen.  I return to DWES EG once again!  You know what they say about the herd of 
lions who studied a judge...  A MATTER OF TASTE moved up 14 places, to 3rd.  Looking 
for a good fight, confident, skilled, tough opponents.  Well don't look at DEVIATION, 
cause they dropped by 24.  What's with EYES?  It actually beat COLLEGE RADIO 3's KID 
CUDI, and walked away with 26 more points from the fight.  Laughs were big at BAD 
INTENTIONS while they watched GODSLAYER clobber CRUISER ION.  It lost 11 points and 
got bruised from objects thrown from the stands.  I'm sure DWES EG is excited about 
EMERALD TWIST, the new Duelmaster from THE MOTHERSHIP IV.  (remember?)  But when 
you've seen as many as I have...  I suppose you want to hear some rumors and dirty 
gossip about your fellow fighters?  Tough!   
     Speaking of cowardly avoiders and unfair challenges...  How well I know the 
feeling of being in the most avoided team!  Don't fall out of practive, NUCLEAR 
WASTES!  In my day, no team with a 13-19-0 would scare me off!  What's the problem, 
DEVIATION?  What do people see in YING?  Its 14-6-1?  ERATTA1 ain't talkin', but it's 
got 105 points.   
     There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit.  Do you want the fighters 
to walk away, or not?  Who will dare fight IRON AND WINE, after he returned from the 
Dark Arena?  (For the record 1-2-1 is 8, and has he points) KID CUDI of COLLEGE RADIO 
3 didn't know when to quit.  When you've got a 5-10-0, that's a good sign.  Now it's 
dead.  Better to die a quick death in the prime of life than to endure an eternity of 
constant pain, eternal boredom...  Does COLLEGE RADIO 3 agree?  Many a warrior has 
met his fate in a hungover stupor.  You young rapscallions, take note!   
     Well, I'm pretty much through.  You guys need to get back practicing.  All work 
and no play makes Olaf a dull fighter.  Work and play no fighter dull Olaf.  
Olaffighterwork and no play.  Remember--a good fighter needs both good skills and 
good luck.  Until next time,-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EMERALD TWIST 37689           9   2    126         THE MOTHERSHIP IV (6252)  

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-JESSICA 53734                 8   2  1 139         LUROCIANS T108 (9073)     
 YELLOW 36005                 12   6    116         COLORING (5947)           
 YING 53792                   14   6  1 105         ERATTA1 (9085)            
 GODSLAYER 53475              10   7  1  93         BAD INTENTIONS (9022)     
 KNOB 53256                    8   3  1  91         OPEN (8986)               

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BAMBINA BALLERINA 11705       6   2     85         DEVIATION (1697)          
 MONTY BURNS 55805            13  15     81         NUCLEAR WASTES (7975)     
-OLD FLAME 56144              10   3     81         WISH LIST 2007 (7839)     
 CRUISER ION 32979            12  12     78         PSU RADIO (5441)          
-COAL 45399                    5   6  1  74         STUFF URBANE MINES (7632) 
 BELLE 56362                  10   4     73         A MATTER OF TASTE (9440)  

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SORA 50103                    9   4     63         MCPANTS (8425)            
-UNI-BALL 19450                6   7     62         INQUISITION 0302 (3010)   
-SPINACH 10346                 4   2     60         BLADES OF FURY (1526)     
-TEMPE TC! 46708               6   4     59         WISH LIST 2007 (7839)     
 ICHIGO 50105                  5   7     59         SOUL REAPERS (8426)       
 PEANUTS 46871                 6  10     58         ALLERGY (7866)            
 TIM THE ENCHANTER 30458       3   3     58         MONTY'S ARMY (4993)       

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 YANG 53793                    9   6     56         ERATTA1 (9085)            
 XXXX 50116                    5   6     56         EX'S (8428)               
 CROCK FIGHT 17538             4   9     53         INQUISITION XXXIV (2686)  
 BE THE GUY 38688              4   7     53         NAMES ARE THE WORST (6433)
 EYES 53200                    4   1  1  52         FACE (8975)               
 CUTLASS 53218                 3   3     52         BLADES (8978)             
-ALAKAZAM 22705                3   3     52         PSYCHIC DECK (3621)       
 TAIL 50089                    4   4     50         CAT SOUP (8423)           
 EAST 53804                    4   4     45         DIRECTION (9087)          
 CATS 46868                    5   7     44         ALLERGY (7866)            
 ABERRANT 772                  8   8     42         A UNIT II (124)           
 HELLS CUCINA 11701            4   1     39         DEVIATION (1697)          
 STAFFO 49331                  1   1     38         HFC BET (8301)            
 BLOODY MARY 49304             4   1     36         DRINKS! (7871)            

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DAVE CASPER 13211             3   2  1  32         1980 RAIDERS (1926)       
 ENIAN 53796                   3   0     31         WATER (9086)              
 ASH 53242                     3   3     30         TREES (8983)              
-WHIRLWIND 56177               1   0     29         BLADES OF FURY (1526)     
 ASSI 53190                    3   3     26         STANT (8973)              

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BASHER 41045                  2   1     23         DARK TOADS JAN10 (6854)   
-WAITING ROOM 27215            2   1     21         TOP FIVE (4418)           
-HAUNTER 22701                 2   0     18         PSYCHIC DECK (3621)       
-ANGEL 56313                   1   0     17         BLADES OF FURY (1526)     
-WOBUFFET 28508                1   1     15         PSYCHIC DECK (3621)       
-CHILLY WILLY 47297            1   0     13         THIRSTY THUGS 706 (7947)  
-COCKROACH 47295               1   0      9         THIRSTY THUGS 705 (7946)  
 HAYSEED X-V 6118              1   3      7         PROJECT HAYSEED (854)     
-CRITICAL'S PECS 56183         0   2      6         ARCANE LOCKJAW (6310)     
-BIRTHDAY GIFT 56340           1   2      5         WISH LIST 2007 (7839)     
 ABSTRACT 5087                 0   1      5         A UNIT VI (678)           
 AD HOC 18804                  0   1      1         A  UNIT (1742)            

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-1 53754                       0   1      1         G FORCER (9077)           

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
FLEET FOXES 56292       0  1 0 COLLEGE RADIO 3 5444 ARENAMASTER           349  NONE
KID CUDI 56222          5 10 0 COLLEGE RADIO 3 5444 EYES 53200            349   
MOUNTAIN TROLL          0  0 0 DARK ARENA           IRON AND WINE 56290   349  NONE
DA3 56390               0  1 0 ERATTA1 9085         WURM KIN              349  NONE
DA4 56391               0  1 0 ERATTA1 9085         WURM KIN              349  NONE
SOLDIER 32 55357        7  9 1 MEDAL OF HONOR  9353 COAL 45399            345  NOT REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

This was submitted to the personals, so here it is.  Otherwise, no personals.

     What the heck!  A Duelmaster Column?!  In DM82???????  You'd think I just don't
get it, right?  Columns might be pertinent in general arenas, but in DM82 and 84, not
so much.  But I am gonna talk, well write, and you should read it, you know?  After
all,you will be ble to say you were one of the special people that actually read a DM
Column in DM82.  Very special!
     I am special myself.  Why?
1. Yellow has always been the boss's favorite color.  For 67 years.  That's a lot!
2. I am a sandbagging basher.  Who in their right minds sandbags bashers?  That makes
    me very, very special.  (No, I am NOT Assur's.  He only wishes he could have 67
    years of wisdom and clean living.  (Well, okay, wisdom.)
3. I want out.  To graduate.  Besides, I hear I am wanted to be part of 1000 grads.
4. I, myself, am clean.  None of those steroided potions for me!
5. I am a nice guy.  In nearly 100 fights, I have only whacked two warriors.  Discord
    of Chaos (a ST) back in my youthful Adept days Black Flamingo (another ST) of The
    Color Of Neon as a Callenger.
    I am not like Mannequin's guys -- killers all!
6. I promise to stop fighting after graduation.  I want a new career as an Interior
    Decorator anyway.  Everyone will love my yellows!

     So there.  I am Duelmaster.  I want out of here.  I don't want to die first.  I
want to be a part of The Consortium's 1000. Therefore:
     Be nice to me.
     Don't challenge me.
     Let me get my 14 and wander off in peace.
                          YELLOW, Duelmaster

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

IRON AND WINE viciously butchered MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
FLEET FOXES was murdered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
DA3 was assassinated by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DA4 was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
BAMBINA BALLERINA was defeated by YING in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
YANG was devastated by MONTY BURNS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
TIM THE ENCHANTER savagely defeated BE THE GUY in a 4 minute Challenge struggle.
YELLOW was handily defeated by EMERALD TWIST in a 1 minute uneven Title fight.
KNOB won victory over KUNG-FU MASTER in a action packed 1 minute duel.
GODSLAYER overpowered CRUISER ION in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BELLE overpowered EAST in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
TAIL viciously subdued THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a popular 2 minute brutal bout.
KID CUDI was murdered by EYES in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched competition.
SORA demolished DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
ABERRANT overcame STAFFO in a 2 minute conflict.
PEANUTS overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
CATS bested BASHER in a 1 minute duel.
ICHIGO handily defeated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
CROCK FIGHT savagely defeated ASSI in a 2 minute brutal bout.
XXXX overpowered CAPTURED ORC in a popular 1 minute bloody one-sided bout.
HELLS CUCINA bested ASH in a popular 2 minute gory contest.
CUTLASS vanquished DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BLOODY MARY handily defeated OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
ENIAN devastated CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
HAYSEED X-V defeated ABSTRACT in a 2 minute beginner's fight.
AD HOC was beaten by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 3 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      13         TOTAL PARRY        5 -   1 -  0      83  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  8         STRIKING ATTACK   27 -  20 -  2      57  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         LUNGING ATTACK    20 -  15 -  1      57  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         BASHING ATTACK     5 -   4 -  0      56  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         AIMED BLOW        36 -  36 -  1      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         WALL OF STEEL      9 -  10 -  0      47  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -   9 -  2      47  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   4 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -   9 -  1      31  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 349 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         5  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         9 -  4     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  4                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  EMERALD TWIST -27847        9   2  0  126 THE MOTHERSHIP IV (6252)
BASHING ATTACK   YELLOW -29531              12   6  0  116 COLORING (5947)
TOTAL PARRY      GODSLAYER -12061           10   7  1   93 BAD INTENTIONS (9022)
SLASHING ATTACK  KNOB -12280                 8   3  1   91 OPEN (8986)
WALL OF STEEL    BELLE -9174                10   4  0   73 A MATTER OF TASTE (9440)
AIMED BLOW       SORA -15433                 9   4  0   63 MCPANTS (8425)
LUNGING ATTACK   YANG -11743                 9   6  0   56 ERATTA1 (9085)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is YING -11744.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
TIM THE ENCHANTER 30458.  The ten other most popular fighters were BE THE GUY -26848, 
TAIL -15447, HELLS CUCINA 11701, ICHIGO -15431, YING -11744, EMERALD TWIST -27847, 
KNOB -12280, CROCK FIGHT 17538, XXXX -15420, and AD HOC 18804.

The least popular fighter this week was ASSI -12346.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were EAST -11732, CRUISER ION -32557, YANG -11743, DA4 -9145, DA3 -9146, ASH 
-12294, BASHER -24491, STAFFO -16205, KID CUDI -9314, and FLEET FOXES -9244.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

EMERALD TWIST (82--27847) THE MOTHERSHIP IV