DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 02/23/2013 Duedate: 03/08/2013
DWES EG ARENA
DM 82 TURN 350
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
PIZNAUL JIZNOKE
THE BIZZLE (8741)
(82-51901) [14-4-1,132]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
PIZNAUL JIZNOKE CUTLASS
THE BIZZLE (8741) BLADES (8978)
(82-51901) [14-4-1,132] (82-53218) [4-3-0,54]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
GODSLAYER YANG
BAD INTENTIONS (9022) ERATTA1 (9085)
(82-53475) [11-7-1,98] (82-53793) [10-6-0,59]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BLADES OF FURY (1526)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. THIRSTY THUGS 0415 (5090) 34
2. THIRSTY THUGS 0410 (4749) 27 COLORING (5947)
3. THIRSTY TUGS 0419 (5094) 17 Unchartered Team
4. 1967 RAIDERS (1932) 17
5. THIRSTY THUGS 720 (7961) 15 THIRSTY THUGS 0410 (4749)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 0410 (4749) 5 0 0 100. 1/ 6 BLADES OF FURY (1526) 4 1 0
2/ 0*THIRSTY TUGS 0419 (5094) 3 0 0 100. 2/ 1 ERATTA1 (9085) 4 8 0
3/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 0417 (5092) 3 0 0 100. 3/ 3 A MATTER OF TASTE (9440) 3 0 0
4/ 3*THIRSTY THUGS 706 (7947) 2 0 0 100. 4/ 2 ALLERGY (7866) 3 1 0
5/ 4*THIRSTY THUGS 713 (7954) 2 0 0 100. 5/ 9*BLADES (8978) 2 0 0
6/ 0*GIMMICK (3298) 1 0 1 100. 6/11 BAD INTENTIONS (9022) 2 0 0
7/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 717 (7958) 1 0 0 100. 7/14 EX'S (8428) 2 0 0
8/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 720 (7961) 1 0 0 100. 8/15 DRINKS! (7871) 2 0 0
9/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 723 (7964) 1 0 0 100. 9/19 CAT SOUP (8423) 2 0 0
10/ 0*1967 RAIDERS (1932) 5 1 0 83.3 10/23 THE MOTHERSHIP IV (6252) 2 0 0
11/ 1*WATER (9086) 3 1 0 75.0 11/29 NUCLEAR WASTES (7975) 2 1 0
12/ 7 COLORING (5947) 13 6 0 68.4 12/ 4 COLORING (5947) 2 1 0
13/ 6*FACE (8975) 4 2 1 66.7 13/32 PROJECT HAYSEED (854) 2 1 0
14- 9*DARK TOADS JAN10 (6854) 2 1 0 66.7 14/ 0*GIMMICK (3298) 1 0 1
15/ 0*ABDUCTED (2644) 2 1 0 66.7 15/ 0 THE BIZZLE (8741) 1 0 0
16/ 0*STEEL DREAMS (517) 2 1 0 66.7 16/17*THIRSTY THUGS 706 (7947) 1 0 0
17/11 A MATTER OF TASTE (9440) 17 9 0 65.4 17/18*THIRSTY THUGS 713 (7954) 1 0 0
18/12 THE MOTHERSHIP IV (6252) 12 7 1 63.2 18/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 717 (7958) 1 0 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/ 8 OPEN (8986) 8 5 1 61.5 19/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 720 (7961) 1 0 0
20/16 BAD INTENTIONS (9022) 11 7 1 61.1 20/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 723 (7964) 1 0 0
21/17 DRINKS! (7871) 12 8 0 60.0 21/ 0*THIRSTY TUGS 0419 (5094) 1 0 0
22/13 MCPANTS (8425) 11 8 0 57.9 22/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 0410 (4749) 1 0 0
23/18 PROJECT HAYSEED (854) 15 11 1 57.7 23/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 0415 (5090) 1 0 0
24/23*BLADES (8978) 4 3 0 57.1 24/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 0417 (5092) 1 0 0
25/15 ERATTA1 (9085) 31 24 1 56.4 25/ 0*CUBE VISION (2641) 1 0 0
26-19*DEVIATION (1697) 11 9 1 55.0 26/ 0*ABDUCTED (2644) 1 0 0
27/20 BLADES OF FURY (1526) 17 15 0 53.1 27/ 0*1967 RAIDERS (1932) 1 0 0
28/ 0 THE BIZZLE (8741) 46 44 5 51.1 28-27 A UNIT II (124) 1 0 0
29/27 EX'S (8428) 6 6 0 50.0 29/ 0*STEEL DREAMS (517) 1 0 0
30-24*MONTY'S ARMY (4993) 3 3 0 50.0 30/ 0*IP (830) 1 0 0
31/ 0*STARTS WITH SL (8134) 2 2 0 50.0 31/ 8*FACE (8975) 1 1 1
32/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 0415 (5090) 2 2 0 50.0 32/10 OPEN (8986) 1 1 0
33/ 0*THINGS THAT SUCK 1 (3253) 2 2 0 50.0 33/13*WATER (9086) 1 1 0
34/ 2*THIRSTY THUGS 705 (7946) 1 1 0 50.0 34/20 MCPANTS (8425) 1 1 0
35/ 0*CUBE VISION (2641) 1 1 0 50.0 35/21 SOUL REAPERS (8426) 1 1 0
36/21*DIRECTION (9087) 4 5 0 44.4 36-31*MONTY'S ARMY (4993) 1 1 0
37/31 NUCLEAR WASTES (7975) 15 19 0 44.1 37/25 INQUISITION XXXIV (2686) 1 1 0
38-28 WISH LIST 2007 (7839) 17 22 0 43.6 38-28*DEVIATION (1697) 1 1 0
39/29 A UNIT (1742) 52 69 2 43.0 39/35 NAMES ARE THE WORS (6433) 1 2 0
40/22*STANT (8973) 3 4 0 42.9 40/30 PSU RADIO (5441) 1 2 0
41/36 CAT SOUP (8423) 5 7 0 41.7 41/43 A UNIT (1742) 1 2 0
42/37 NAMES ARE THE WORS (6433) 5 7 0 41.7 42- 7 COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444) 1 3 1
43/33 ALLERGY (7866) 22 31 0 41.5 43-33 WISH LIST 2007 (7839) 1 4 0
44/ 0 A UNIT IX (1014) 47 67 8 41.2 44/36*STANT (8973) 0 2 0
45-34 A UNIT II (124) 30 48 2 38.5 45/37*TREES (8983) 0 2 0
46/32 SOUL REAPERS (8426) 5 8 0 38.5 46/39*DIRECTION (9087) 0 2 0
47/30*TREES (8983) 3 5 0 37.5 47/ 0*STARTS WITH SL (8134) 0 2 0
48/ 0*IP (830) 3 5 0 37.5 48/40*HFC BET (8301) 0 2 0
49/ 0 TRAUMATOPHOBIACS (5355) 4 7 0 36.4 49/16*THIRSTY THUGS 705 (7946) 0 1 0
50/35 PSU RADIO (5441) 14 25 1 35.9 50-41*DARK TOADS JAN10 (6854) 0 1 0
51-39 COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444) 19 38 1 33.3 51/ 0 TRAUMATOPHOBIACS (5355) 0 1 0
52/25*HFC BET (8301) 1 2 0 33.3 52/ 0*THINGS THAT SUCK 1 (3253) 0 1 0
53/42 INQUISITION XXXIV (2686) 4 10 0 28.6 53/ 0 A UNIT IX (1014) 0 1 0
54-43*A UNIT VI (678) 0 5 0 0.0 54-44*A UNIT VI (678) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills? Well
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for DWES EG. Like, ERATTA1 had to be so
embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by BLADES OF FURY! Way to go BLADES OF
FURY! THE MOTHERSHIP IV had like a really albendranius week! Those hunks got a
1-0-0 and wound up as 10th team! I couldn't believe it. Did NUCLEAR WASTES really
go up by 18? If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth... Gross! PROJECT
HAYSEED had like a really albendranius week! Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as
13th team! Wanna hear about a real loser? Listen to this--FACE got 0-1-0 and
dropped 23. Didn't see much of them after the fights! Really, just how far can one
team drop in one round? OPEN dropped 22, which I think's more than all the other
teams combined! See if I even talk to any of those losers in WATER again! Didja see
where they got 0-1-0? Somebody musta won a lotta fights! Wanna hear about a real
loser? Listen to this--MCPANTS got 0-1-0 and dropped 14. Didn't see much of them
after the fights! Really, just how far can one team drop in one round? SOUL REAPERS
dropped 14, which I think's more than all the other teams combined! Wanna hear about
a real loser? Listen to this--INQUISITION XXXIV got 0-1-0 and dropped 12. Didn't
see much of them after the fights! MVP award for THUNDERBIRD? THIRSTY THUGS 0415's
proud of him after beating PERSISTANT BEGGAR and getting 34 points. Talk about yer
big time losers! EAST got smashed by SPINACH, and lost 5 points! This Duelmaster is
like something else! EMERALD TWIST stopped YING dead in its tracks! I hear the top
team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep. They want photogenic fighters
for PR photos.
I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies. Really, I just
wing this stuff. DEVIATION was the most avoided team. Is a 11-9-1 record really
that scary? I don't know what DRINKS!'s been doing. They certainly haven't been
accepting many fights from DEVIATION, that's fer sher. Can INQUISITION XXXIV's CROCK
FIGHT be more popular than me? He was challenged the most, but is that really the
same? See if I ever talk to YELLOW again! KNOB was so low when She challenged she.
Hhmph! I was sorry to see such an unfair "fight" in DWES EG. YELLOW got 11 points
after beating KNOB, 25 points below her. For sure, I was holding my breath when I
found out PEANUTS challenged MONTY BURNS. After all, haven't ALLERGY and NUCLEAR
WASTES had a long standing duel in DWES EG? It wasn't a spectacular fight, or
anything, but MONTY BURNS wants me to write about it since it bested PEANUTS.
Satisfied?
What does a fighter fight for? I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone
gets killed. Not after four more fights. Fight, fight, fight. Is that all you guys
can do?
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really
should stop. Remember you guys, ease up sometimes! Chill out! Later, Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PIZNAUL JIZNOKE 51901 14 4 1 132 THE BIZZLE (8741)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GODSLAYER 53475 11 7 1 98 BAD INTENTIONS (9022)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MONTY BURNS 55805 14 15 85 NUCLEAR WASTES (7975)
KNOB 53256 8 4 1 85 OPEN (8986)
-BAMBINA BALLERINA 11705 6 2 85 DEVIATION (1697)
-OLD FLAME 56144 10 3 81 WISH LIST 2007 (7839)
CRUISER ION 32979 12 13 79 PSU RADIO (5441)
BELLE 56362 11 4 79 A MATTER OF TASTE (9440)
SPINACH 10346 5 2 67 BLADES OF FURY (1526)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SORA 50103 9 5 63 MCPANTS (8425)
XXXX 50116 6 6 62 EX'S (8428)
BE THE GUY 38688 5 7 62 NAMES ARE THE WORST (6433)
YANG 53793 10 6 59 ERATTA1 (9085)
-TEMPE TC! 46708 6 4 59 WISH LIST 2007 (7839)
-TIM THE ENCHANTER 30458 3 3 58 MONTY'S ARMY (4993)
TAIL 50089 5 4 57 CAT SOUP (8423)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CATS 46868 6 7 55 ALLERGY (7866)
PEANUTS 46871 6 11 55 ALLERGY (7866)
ICHIGO 50105 5 8 54 SOUL REAPERS (8426)
CROCK FIGHT 17538 4 10 54 INQUISITION XXXIV (2686)
CUTLASS 53218 4 3 54 BLADES (8978)
DYLAN 32484 4 7 53 TRAUMATOPHOBIACS (5355)
THUNDERBIRD 30981 2 2 52 THIRSTY THUGS 0415 (5090)
BLOODY MARY 49304 5 1 49 DRINKS! (7871)
EYES 53200 4 2 1 47 FACE (8975)
MICKEY 30992 3 0 43 THIRSTY THUGS 0417 (5092)
-ABERRANT 772 8 8 42 A UNIT II (124)
205.178.180.98 5960 2 2 41 IP (830)
EAST 53804 4 5 40 DIRECTION (9087)
STAFFO 49331 1 2 40 HFC BET (8301)
-HELLS CUCINA 11701 4 1 39 DEVIATION (1697)
BOB KRUSE 13239 3 1 38 1967 RAIDERS (1932)
HPNO 31002 3 0 37 THIRSTY TUGS 0419 (5094)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LITTLE DAMAGE 20712 2 2 36 THINGS THAT SUCK 1 (3253)
WHIRLWIND 56177 2 0 36 BLADES OF FURY (1526)
SAKE 29098 2 0 36 THIRSTY THUGS 0410 (4749)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ASH 53242 3 4 31 TREES (8983)
ENIAN 53796 3 1 28 WATER (9086)
ASSI 53190 3 4 27 STANT (8973)
IRON SIDES 3753 2 1 24 STEEL DREAMS (517)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BASHER 41045 2 1 23 DARK TOADS JAN10 (6854)
SLAGG 48401 2 1 21 STARTS WITH SL (8134)
GRAYS 17321 2 1 20 ABDUCTED (2644)
MONEY MILE 17306 1 1 20 CUBE VISION (2641)
AWRY 7060 4 6 18 A UNIT IX (1014)
CHILLY WILLY 47297 2 0 18 THIRSTY THUGS 706 (7947)
-ANGEL 56313 1 0 17 BLADES OF FURY (1526)
COCKROACH 47295 1 1 16 THIRSTY THUGS 705 (7946)
BANANA BOAT 47371 1 0 15 THIRSTY THUGS 720 (7961)
3 WIT 21005 1 0 1 12 GIMMICK (3298)
HAYSEED X-V 6118 2 3 10 PROJECT HAYSEED (854)
BERMUDA ROSE 47356 1 0 10 THIRSTY THUGS 717 (7958)
APOCOLYPSE 47384 1 0 9 THIRSTY THUGS 723 (7964)
-BIRTHDAY GIFT 56340 1 2 5 WISH LIST 2007 (7839)
-ABSTRACT 5087 0 1 5 A UNIT VI (678)
AD HOC 18804 0 2 2 A UNIT (1742)
SLANGG 48402 0 1 1 STARTS WITH SL (8134)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
EMBEZZLING SCRIB 0 0 0 3 WIT 21005 350 NONE
KID CUDI 56222 5 10 0 COLLEGE RADIO 3 5444 EYES 53200 349
DA5 56394 0 1 0 ERATTA1 9085 WURM KIN 350 NONE
DA6 56395 0 1 0 ERATTA1 9085 BANDIT PRINCE 350 NONE
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LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DA6 was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA5 was butchered by WURM KIN in a exciting 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena duel.
YELLOW demolished KNOB in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
PEANUTS was devastated by MONTY BURNS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
SORA was defeated by BELLE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute master's Challenge match.
CATS unbelievably bested CROCK FIGHT in a 2 minute brutal master's Challenge fight.
AD HOC was bested by HAYSEED X-V in a 3 minute novice's Challenge competition.
EMERALD TWIST vanquished YING in a 1 minute uneven duel.
GODSLAYER vanquished KUNG-FU MASTER in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven fight.
PIZNAUL JIZNOKE overpowered CRUISER ION in a 1 minute uneven Title match.
SPINACH overpowered EAST in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ICHIGO was narrowly defeated by BE THE GUY in a 3 minute master's competition.
YANG savagely defeated STAFFO in a popular 5 minute bloody brawl.
TAIL handily defeated DYLAN in a 1 minute uneven fight.
CUTLASS defeated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute expert vs. beginner struggle.
BLOODY MARY overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
ADROIT bested EYES in a exciting 3 minute brutal fight.
XXXX overpowered LITTLE DAMAGE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
WHIRLWIND overpowered COCKROACH in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
MICKEY devastated ASSI in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
205.178.180.98 vanquished ASH in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ENIAN was overcome by HPNO in a action packed 1 minute duel.
IRON SIDES devastated SLAGG in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
THUNDERBIRD vanquished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SAKE vanquished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GRAYS subdued AWRY in a 5 minute melee.
CHILLY WILLY beat OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute duel.
MONEY MILE handily defeated OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
BOB KRUSE overpowered CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute uneven competition.
APOCOLYPSE savagely defeated SLANGG in a 2 minute gruesome novice's fight.
BANANA BOAT handily defeated PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BERMUDA ROSE demolished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BODY SHOT overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
3 WIT easily killed EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute gruesome mismatched match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 13 TOTAL PARRY 6 - 2 - 0 75 |
|AIMED BLOW 13 STRIKING ATTACK 32 - 20 - 2 62 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 10 LUNGING ATTACK 27 - 18 - 1 60 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 BASHING ATTACK 7 - 6 - 0 54 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 WALL OF STEEL 11 - 10 - 0 52 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 AIMED BLOW 40 - 40 - 2 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 12 - 1 40 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 5 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 8 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 350 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 2 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 3 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 3 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 8 - 5 1 SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 7 - 6 1 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 1 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 2
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK PIZNAUL JIZNOKE -13635 14 4 1 132 THE BIZZLE (8741)
TOTAL PARRY GODSLAYER -12061 11 7 1 98 BAD INTENTIONS (9022)
SLASHING ATTACK KNOB -12280 8 4 1 85 OPEN (8986)
WALL OF STEEL BELLE -9174 11 4 0 79 A MATTER OF TASTE (9440)
AIMED BLOW SORA -15433 9 5 0 63 MCPANTS (8425)
LUNGING ATTACK YANG -11743 10 6 0 59 ERATTA1 (9085)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is GODSLAYER -12061. The most popular warrior this
turn was YANG -11743. The ten other most popular fighters were ICHIGO -15431, EYES
-12336, CROCK FIGHT 17538, BE THE GUY -26848, ADROIT 11962, GRAYS 17321, APOCOLYPSE
-18152, AD HOC 18804, GODSLAYER -12061, and STAFFO -16205.
The least popular fighter this week was SLANGG -17134. The other ten least popular
fighters were AWRY 7060, ASH -12294, ASSI -12346, COCKROACH -18241, LITTLE DAMAGE
20712, DYLAN 32484, EAST -11732, CRUISER ION -32557, PEANUTS -18665, and KNOB -12280.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
YELLOW (82--29531) COLORING