DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/23/2013    Duedate: 04/05/2013

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 352

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SPINACH
BLADES OF FURY (1526)
(82-10346) [6-2-0,97]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SPINACH                        BOB KRUSE
BLADES OF FURY (1526)          1967 RAIDERS (1932)
(82-10346) [6-2-0,97]          (82-13239) [5-1-0,88]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

SERGEANT 27                    BLOODY SUN
MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368)       THIRSTY THUGS 714 (7955)
(82-55428) [12-16-0,70]        (82-47339) [1-1-0,8]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

POSITION IS EMPTY

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. 1967 RAIDERS (1932)           28 
2. BLADES OF FURY (1526)         27    I AM SUCK (1359)
3. BLOODGOOD (5628)              22    Unchartered Team
4. THIRSTY THUGS 0410 (4749)     18 
5. THIRSTY THUGS 711 (7952)      16    THIRSTY TUGS 0419 (5094)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*THIRSTY TUGS 0419 (5094)   5   0  0 100.   1/13*THIRSTY TUGS 0419 (5094)  3  0 0
 2/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS (7008)       3   0  0 100.   2/15*1967 RAIDERS (1932)       3  0 0
 3- 3*THIRSTY THUGS 0417 (5092)  3   0  0 100.   3/16 BLADES OF FURY (1526)     3  1 0
 4- 4*GIMMICK (3298)             2   0  1 100.   4- 8*GIMMICK (3298)            2  0 1
 5/ 6*DUELMASTER SKILLS (8613)   2   0  0 100.   5/23*DUELMASTER SKILLS (8613)  2  0 0
 6/ 8*THIRSTY THUGS 721 (7962)   2   0  0 100.   6- 2*BLADES (8978)             2  0 0
 7- 5*THIRSTY THUGS 717 (7958)   2   0  0 100.   7- 4 EX'S (8428)               2  0 0
 8/10*THIRSTY THUGS 604 (6972)   2   0  0 100.   8- 5 DRINKS! (7871)            2  0 0
 9/ 0*BELOW PAR (1651)           2   0  0 100.   9-10*THIRSTY THUGS 717 (7958)  2  0 0
10/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 711 (7952)   1   0  1 100.  10/27*THIRSTY THUGS 721 (7962)  2  0 0
11/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 710 (7951)   1   0  0 100.  11/30 MEDAL OF HONOR E3 (8237)  2  0 0
12- 9*THIRSTY THUGS 723 (7964)   1   0  0 100.  12- 6 CAT SOUP (8423)           2  0 0
13/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 602 (6971)   1   0  0 100.  13/32*BREIFCASE I (7585)        2  0 0
14/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 520 (6706)   1   0  0 100.  14/33*THIRSTY THUGS 604 (6972)  2  0 0
15/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 0404 (4802)  1   0  0 100.  15/36 WAYS TO DIE (3768)        2  0 0
16-12*MEDIEVAL TIMES FOO (2043)  1   0  0 100.  16/38 I AM SUCK (1359)          2  0 0
17/14*1967 RAIDERS (1932)        7   1  0 87.5  17-17*IP (830)                  2  0 0
18/13 I AM SUCK (1359)          13   2  0 86.7  18/18 A MATTER OF TASTE (9440)  2  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/15*THIRSTY THUGS 0410 (4749)  6   1  0 85.7  19/ 3 BAD INTENTIONS (9022)     2  1 0
20/ 0*GARDEN DEVILS (8544)       3   1  1 75.0  20- 1 ALLERGY (7866)            2  1 0
21/ 2*THIRSTY THUGS 706 (7947)   3   1  0 75.0  21/21 NUCLEAR WASTES (7975)     2  1 0
22/16 MEDAL OF HONOR E5 (8239)   7   3  1 70.0  22/ 9*THIRSTY THUGS 706 (7947)  2  1 0
23-18 COLORING (5947)           13   6  0 68.4  23/58 PSU RADIO (5441)          2  1 0
24-19*MEDAL OF HONOR C9 (8223)   2   1  1 66.7  24/46*THIRSTY THUGS 0410 (4749) 2  1 0
25/49*THIRSTY THUGS 705 (7946)   2   1  0 66.7  25/12*THIRSTY THUGS 0415 (5090) 2  1 0
26-20*THIRSTY THUGS 713 (7954)   2   1  0 66.7  26/48*CUBE VISION (2641)        2  1 0
27/51*BREIFCASE I (7585)         2   1  0 66.7  27/14*ABDUCTED (2644)           2  1 0
28/52*THIRSTY THUGS 0416 (5091)  2   1  0 66.7  28/22 PROJECT HAYSEED (854)     2  1 0
29/25 A MATTER OF TASTE (9440)  18  10  0 64.3  29- 7 ERATTA1 (9085)            2  6 0
30-22 OPEN (8986)                9   5  1 64.3  30/ 0*GARDEN DEVILS (8544)      1  0 1
31-24 THE MOTHERSHIP IV (6252)  12   7  1 63.2  31/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 711 (7952)  1  0 1
32/33*MEDAL OF HONOR I3 (9374)   5   3  0 62.5  32-28*THIRSTY THUGS 723 (7964)  1  0 0
33-26*BLADES (8978)              5   3  0 62.5  33-29*MEDAL OF HONOR C9 (8223)  1  0 0
34-27 DRINKS! (7871)            13   8  0 61.9  34/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 710 (7951)  1  0 0
35/23 BAD INTENTIONS (9022)     12   8  1 60.0  35/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 0503 (6967) 1  0 0
36-28*WATER (9086)               3   2  0 60.0  36/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 602 (6971)  1  0 0
37/17*ABDUCTED (2644)            3   2  0 60.0  37/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS (7008)      1  0 0
38/ 0*SUCKS TO BE YOU (1939)     3   2  0 60.0  38/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 520 (6706)  1  0 0
39/31 MEDAL OF HONOR F4 (9348)  13   9  1 59.1  39-11 THE MOTHERSHIP IV (6252)  1  0 0
40-30 MEDAL OF HONOR G5 (9357)  10   7  1 58.8  40-44 COLORING (5947)           1  0 0
41/39 WAYS TO DIE (3768)         7   5  0 58.3  41/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 0404 (4802) 1  0 0
42/36 PROJECT HAYSEED (854)     16  12  1 57.1  42-35*THIRSTY THUGS 0417 (5092) 1  0 0
43-32*FACE (8975)                4   3  1 57.1  43/ 0*SUCKS TO BE YOU (1939)    1  0 0
44-35 SUPERIOR FORCES 2T (1044) 17  13  1 56.7  44-37*MEDIEVAL TIMES FOO (2043) 1  0 0
45-38 MCPANTS (8425)            11   9  0 55.0  45/ 0*BELOW PAR (1651)          1  0 0
46-40 ERATTA1 (9085)            32  27  1 54.2  46-41 THE BIZZLE (8741)         1  1 0
47-41 EX'S (8428)                7   6  0 53.8  47-54*STANT (8973)              1  1 0
48/45 MEDAL OF HONOR E3 (8237)   8   7  1 53.3  48-19 OPEN (8986)               1  1 0
49/42 BLADES OF FURY (1526)     18  16  0 52.9  49/24 MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)  1  1 0
50-44 THE BIZZLE (8741)         46  45  5 50.5  50/66 MEDAL OF HONOR F4 (9348)  1  1 0
51/43 MEDAL OF HONOR A9 (8205)   9   9  0 50.0  51/25 MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368)  1  1 0
52-46*STANT (8973)               4   4  0 50.0  52/68*MEDAL OF HONOR I3 (9374)  1  1 0
53/60*MONTY'S ARMY (4993)        4   4  0 50.0  53-42*THIRSTY THUGS 713 (7954)  1  1 0
54/34*LAMENTATION (1361)         4   4  0 50.0  54/26*THIRSTY THUGS 714 (7955)  1  1 0
55/29*THIRSTY THUGS 0415 (5090)  3   3  0 50.0  55-43*THIRSTY THUGS 720 (7961)  1  1 0
56-47*STARTS WITH SL (8134)      2   2  0 50.0  56/70*THIRSTY THUGS 705 (7946)  1  1 0
57/72*CUBE VISION (2641)         2   2  0 50.0  57/31 MEDAL OF HONOR E5 (8239)  1  1 0
58-50*THIRSTY THUGS 720 (7961)   1   1  0 50.0  58-20 SOUL REAPERS (8426)       1  1 0
59/ 7*THIRSTY THUGS 714 (7955)   1   1  0 50.0  59/34*THIRSTY THUGS 603 (6973)  1  1 0
60/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 0503 (6967)  1   1  0 50.0  60/ 0*BLOODGOOD (5628)          1  1 0
61/11*THIRSTY THUGS 603 (6973)   1   1  0 50.0  61/47*MONTY'S ARMY (4993)       1  1 0
62-53 CAT SOUP (8423)            6   7  0 46.2  62/74*THIRSTY THUGS 0416 (5091) 1  1 0
63/58 NUCLEAR WASTES (7975)     16  20  0 44.4  63-59 A  UNIT (1742)            1  1 0
64-55*IP (830)                   4   5  0 44.4  64/75*RAIDER COACHES (1923)     1  1 0
65-57 A  UNIT (1742)            52  69  2 43.0  65/39*LAMENTATION (1361)        1  1 0
66/54 MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368)  12  16  0 42.9  66/57 NAMES ARE THE WORS (6433) 1  2 0
67-59 SOUL REAPERS (8426)        6   8  0 42.9  67/45 TRAUMATOPHOBIACS (5355)   1  2 0
68-61 ALLERGY (7866)            23  31  0 42.6  68/51*STEEL DREAMS (517)        1  2 0
69/56 MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)  11  15  0 42.3  69/65 ENIGMA 15 (2339)          1  3 0
70-63 A UNIT IX (1014)          47  67  8 41.2  70/64*THINGS THAT SUCK 1 (3253) 0  3 0
71-64 DIRECTION (9087)           4   6  0 40.0  71-52*FACE (8975)               0  2 0
72/ 0*BLOODGOOD (5628)           2   3  0 40.0  72-60*TREES (8983)              0  2 0
73/48*STEEL DREAMS (517)         2   3  0 40.0  73-55*WATER (9086)              0  2 0
74/68 PSU RADIO (5441)          16  25  1 39.0  74-61 DIRECTION (9087)          0  2 0
75/62 TRAUMATOPHOBIACS (5355)    5   8  0 38.5  75/69*MEDAL OF HONOR I9 (9380)  0  2 0
76/67 NAMES ARE THE WORS (6433)  5   9  0 35.7  76-62*STARTS WITH SL (8134)     0  2 0
77-70*TREES (8983)               3   6  0 33.3  77/71 MEDAL OF HONOR A9 (8205)  0  2 0
78/65*THINGS THAT SUCK 1 (3253)  2   4  0 33.3  78-56 MCPANTS (8425)            0  2 0
79/75*RAIDER COACHES (1923)      2   4  0 33.3  79-67 MEDAL OF HONOR G5 (9357)  0  1 0
80-71*HFC BET (8301)             1   2  0 33.3  80/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 722 (7963)  0  1 0
81-73 INQUISITION XXXIV (2686)   4  10  0 28.6  81-63*HFC BET (8301)            0  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82/74 ENIGMA 15 (2339)           4  10  0 28.6  82/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 606 (6974)  0  1 0
83/77*MEDAL OF HONOR I9 (9380)   0   2  0  0.0  83-73*THIRSTY THUGS 0413 (5096) 0  1 0
84/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 722 (7963)   0   1  0  0.0  84-49 INQUISITION XXXIV (2686)  0  1 0
85/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 606 (6974)   0   1  0  0.0  85-76 A UNIT IX (1014)          0  1 0
86-78*THIRSTY THUGS 0413 (5096)  0   1  0  0.0  86-77 SUPERIOR FORCES 2T (1044) 0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings warriors!  It is I, Zontani Sharp Eyes, here to bring report of the 
clash and bustle of the weekly DWES EG games.  The proverbial rising comet can only 
hope to compare with THIRSTY TUGS 0419's team record!  A 1-0-0 week and now a firm 
grasp on a 1st place ranking.  I have begun to suspect trickery on the part of 1967 
RAIDERS.  How else weeks like this one's 1-0-0?  How else the sudden move to 2nd 
team?  The proverbial rising comet can only hope to compare with BLADES OF FURY's 
team record!  A 1-1-0 week and now a firm grasp on a 3rd place ranking.  I have begun 
to suspect trickery on the part of DUELMASTER SKILLS.  How else weeks like this one's 
1-0-0?  How else the sudden move to 5th team?  The proverbial rising comet can only 
hope to compare with THIRSTY THUGS 721's team record!  A 1-0-0 week and now a firm 
grasp on a 10th place ranking.  I have begun to suspect trickery on the part of MEDAL 
OF HONOR E3.  How else weeks like this one's 1-0-0?  How else the sudden move to 11th 
team?  The proverbial rising comet can only hope to compare with BREIFCASE I's team 
record!  A 1-0-0 week and now a firm grasp on a 13th place ranking.  I have begun to 
suspect trickery on the part of THIRSTY THUGS 604.  How else weeks like this one's 
1-0-0?  How else the sudden move to 14th team?  The proverbial rising comet can only 
hope to compare with WAYS TO DIE's team record!  A 1-0-0 week and now a firm grasp on 
a 15th place ranking.  I have begun to suspect trickery on the part of I AM SUCK.  
How else weeks like this one's 1-0-0?  How else the sudden move to 16th team?  BAD 
INTENTIONS bore the brunt of major assault on their standings this week as they 
dropped to 19th position as the result of going 0-1-0!  My tutors were fond of 
telling me that the higher you rise the harder you fall.  This week THIRSTY THUGS 706 
went 0-1-0 and fell 13 notches into 22nd!  The proverbial rising comet can only hope 
to compare with PSU RADIO's team record!  A 1-0-0 week and now a firm grasp on a 23rd 
place ranking.  I have begun to suspect trickery on the part of THIRSTY THUGS 0410.  
How else weeks like this one's 1-0-0?  How else the sudden move to 24th team?  
THIRSTY THUGS 0415 bore the brunt of major assault on their standings this week as 
they dropped to 25th position as the result of going 0-1-0!  The proverbial rising 
comet can only hope to compare with CUBE VISION's team record!  A 1-0-0 week and now 
a firm grasp on a 26th place ranking.  My tutors were fond of telling me that the 
higher you rise the harder you fall.  This week ABDUCTED went 0-1-0 and fell 13 
notches into 27th!  MEDAL OF HONOR F2 bore the brunt of major assault on their 
standings this week as they dropped to 49th position as the result of going 0-1-0!  I 
have begun to suspect trickery on the part of MEDAL OF HONOR F4.  How else weeks like 
this one's 1-0-0?  How else the sudden move to 50th team?  My tutors were fond of 
telling me that the higher you rise the harder you fall.  This week MEDAL OF HONOR H7 
went 0-1-0 and fell 26 notches into 51st!  The proverbial rising comet can only hope 
to compare with MEDAL OF HONOR I3's team record!  A 1-0-0 week and now a firm grasp 
on a 52nd place ranking.  THIRSTY THUGS 714 bore the brunt of major assault on their 
standings this week as they dropped to 54th position as the result of going 0-1-0!  I 
have begun to suspect trickery on the part of THIRSTY THUGS 705.  How else weeks like 
this one's 1-0-0?  How else the sudden move to 56th team?  My tutors were fond of 
telling me that the higher you rise the harder you fall.  This week MEDAL OF HONOR E5 
went 0-1-0 and fell 26 notches into 57th!  THIRSTY THUGS 603 bore the brunt of major 
assault on their standings this week as they dropped to 59th position as the result 
of going 0-1-0!  My tutors were fond of telling me that the higher you rise the 
harder you fall.  This week MONTY'S ARMY went 1-0-0 and fell 14 notches into 61st!  
The proverbial rising comet can only hope to compare with THIRSTY THUGS 0416's team 
record!  A 1-0-0 week and now a firm grasp on a 62nd place ranking.  I have begun to 
suspect trickery on the part of RAIDER COACHES.  How else weeks like this one's 
1-0-0?  How else the sudden move to 64th team?  LAMENTATION bore the brunt of major 
assault on their standings this week as they dropped to 65th position as the result 
of going 0-1-0!  My tutors were fond of telling me that the higher you rise the 
harder you fall.  This week TRAUMATOPHOBIACS went 0-1-0 and fell 22 notches into 
67th!  STEEL DREAMS bore the brunt of major assault on their standings this week as 
they dropped to 68th position as the result of going 0-1-0!  BOB KRUSE caught the eye 
of many in the gladiatorial commission as he skillfully bested GRUNT 90 and was 
awarded 28 points in recognition.  In one of the week's more notable duels, BOB KRUSE 
put down GRUNT 90, causing him to lose 24 points of recognition in the process.  The 
city has turned out in honor of SPINACH, for with his arena victory he may now lay 
claim to the highest position in the city!  Heed this!  A seer has warned that if 
exactly 6 die in duels this week, the whole city shall perish!  Just remember...5 or 
7!   
     I have been in deep conclave with my spies who watched all that has recently 
transpired.  Indeed there is much I would report.  I saw one fighter that warriors 
avoided when this week's challenge seeking began.  SUPERIOR FORCES 2T is feared.  
This much I can say.  Apparently the stalwarts of BREIFCASE I are catching the bulk 
of jests down at the challenging board for their large share of the avoids.  Mighty 
fighters cannot but expect competition from those below.  SSG 5 take warning!  You 
have more than a few enemies in DWES EG.   
     Is not Death a warrior's foremost adviser?   Warriors, may this counselor stand 
ready at your right hand forever!  This week's duel proved deadly to LITTLE DAMAGE as 
she fell to the more renowned warrior, BILL WEEVIL.  How will THINGS THAT SUCK 1 find 
revenge?  Fate is a fickle mistress.  She showers the miserable with fortune but sets 
enemies against the victorious.  Remember this!   
     A thought before I go.  Each warrior practices one style, but must not the wise 
manager learn the secrets of them all?  Sadly warriors, now longer can I keep thy 
company nor savor the ale of thy fine city.  Depart I must and soon!  Till next we 
meet remember:  a fool flies into a rage quickly and often.  The wise are angered by 
the same thing only once.  Zontani Sharp Eyes  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SPINACH 10346                 6   2     97         BLADES OF FURY (1526)     

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-KNOB 53256                    9   4  1  95         OPEN (8986)               
 CRUISER ION 32979            14  13     91         PSU RADIO (5441)          

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PIZNAUL JIZNOKE 51901        14   5  1  90         THE BIZZLE (8741)         
 MONTY BURNS 55805            15  16     89         NUCLEAR WASTES (7975)     
 GODSLAYER 53475              12   8  1  89         BAD INTENTIONS (9022)     
 BOB KRUSE 13239               5   1     88         1967 RAIDERS (1932)       
 BELLE 56362                  12   5     76         A MATTER OF TASTE (9440)  
 SERGEANT 27 55428            12  16     70         MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368)  
-TAIL 50089                    6   4     70         CAT SOUP (8423)           
-YANG 53793                   11   6     67         ERATTA1 (9085)            
-XXXX 50116                    7   6     67         EX'S (8428)               

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GRUNT 90 48961                7   3  1  66         MEDAL OF HONOR E5 (8239)  
 SUFFOCATION 23607             7   5     66         WAYS TO DIE (3768)        
 VERNON MCGARITY 55330        13   9  1  65         MEDAL OF HONOR F4 (9348)  
 BILL WEEVIL 50777             3   1  1  65         GARDEN DEVILS (8544)      
-205.178.180.98 5960           3   2     64         IP (830)                  
 THUNDERBIRD 30981             3   3     63         THIRSTY THUGS 0415 (5090) 
 TIM THE ENCHANTER 30458       4   4     62         MONTY'S ARMY (4993)       
-CATS 46868                    7   7     60         ALLERGY (7866)            
-CUTLASS 53218                 5   3     60         BLADES (8978)             
 BE THE GUY 38688              5   9     58         NAMES ARE THE WORST (6433)
-ICHIGO 50105                  6   8     57         SOUL REAPERS (8426)       

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DYLAN 32484                   5   8     57         TRAUMATOPHOBIACS (5355)   

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SORA 50103                    9   6     55         MCPANTS (8425)            
-PEANUTS 46871                 6  11     55         ALLERGY (7866)            
 HPNO 31002                    5   0     55         THIRSTY TUGS 0419 (5094)  
 SAKE 29098                    3   1     55         THIRSTY THUGS 0410 (4749) 
-CROCK FIGHT 17538             4  10     54         INQUISITION XXXIV (2686)  
 WALT LO 15577                 4   6     53         ENIGMA 15 (2339)          
-BLOODY MARY 49304             6   1     52         DRINKS! (7871)            
-MAX THOMPSON 55376           10   7  1  50         MEDAL OF HONOR G5 (9357)  
 JOE MANN 48950                8   7  1  49         MEDAL OF HONOR E3 (8237)  
 JAMES MILLS 55323            11  15     48         MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)  
 CLETO RODRIQUEZ 48789         9   9     44         MEDAL OF HONOR A9 (8205)  
-MICKEY 30992                  3   0     43         THIRSTY THUGS 0417 (5092) 
-EYES 53200                    4   3  1  41         FACE (8975)               
-STAFFO 49331                  1   2     40         HFC BET (8301)            
 SWAY 33973                    2   2     38         BLOODGOOD (5628)          
 CHARLES MCGIAHA 55902         5   3     35         MEDAL OF HONOR I3 (9374)  

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-EAST 53804                    4   6     33         DIRECTION (9087)          
 WHIRLWIND 56177               2   1     33         BLADES OF FURY (1526)     
-ASSI 53190                    4   4     32         STANT (8973)              
-ASH 53242                     3   5     32         TREES (8983)              
-GRUNT 60 48881                2   1  1  30         MEDAL OF HONOR C9 (8223)  
-ENIAN 53796                   3   2     29         WATER (9086)              
 NIGHTTRAIN 30987              2   1     28         THIRSTY THUGS 0416 (5091) 
 BULVI 17301                   2   0     28         I AM SUCK (1359)          
 GRUDEN 13196                  1   3     28         RAIDER COACHES (1923)     
 CHILLY WILLY 47297            3   1     26         THIRSTY THUGS 706 (7947)  
 BLACK RUSSIAN 41937           3   0     26         THIRSTY THUGS (7008)      
 MONEY MILE 17306              2   2     24         CUBE VISION (2641)        
 COCKROACH 47295               2   1     24         THIRSTY THUGS 705 (7946)  

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GRAYS 17321                   3   2     22         ABDUCTED (2644)           
 IRON SIDES 3753               2   3     22         STEEL DREAMS (517)        
-SLAGG 48401                   2   1     21         STARTS WITH SL (8134)     
 HAYSEED X-V 6118              3   4     20         PROJECT HAYSEED (854)     
-3 WIT 21005                   2   0  1  20         GIMMICK (3298)            
 KOR 9202                      2   2     20         LAMENTATION (1361)        
 BABY DOLL 47375               2   0     20         THIRSTY THUGS 721 (7962)  
-AWRY 7060                     4   6     18         A UNIT IX (1014)          
 *AMANDA 41754                 2   0     18         THIRSTY THUGS 604 (6972)  
-BERMUDA ROSE 47356            2   0     18         THIRSTY THUGS 717 (7958)  
 8TH ATTEMPT 11378             2   0     17         BELOW PAR (1651)          
 BROOKLYN ZOO 47326            1   0  1  16         THIRSTY THUGS 711 (7952)  
 *RJ 41763                     1   1     16         THIRSTY THUGS 603 (6973)  
 PASSPORT 45142                2   1     15         BREIFCASE I (7585)        
 VOX 29424                     1   0     15         THIRSTY THUGS 0404 (4802) 
 JOE BOB 41731                 1   1     14         THIRSTY THUGS 0503 (6967) 
 MASSACRE 40239                1   0     11         THIRSTY THUGS 520 (6706)  
 CONNIVE 51155                 2   0     10         DUELMASTER SKILLS (8613)  
 SHADE 13273                   1   0     10         SUCKS TO BE YOU (1939)    
 BURNING 47320                 1   0     10         THIRSTY THUGS 710 (7951)  
-BREAD 13799                   1   0     10         MEDIEVAL TIMES FOOD (2043)
 *KARINA 41749                 1   0     10         THIRSTY THUGS 602 (6971)  
-APOCOLYPSE 47384              1   0      9         THIRSTY THUGS 723 (7964)  
 BLOODY SUN 47339              1   1      8         THIRSTY THUGS 714 (7955)  
-MAD DOG 31012                 0   1      7         THIRSTY THUGS 0413 (5096) 
 ATLANTIC SUN 47377            0   1      5         THIRSTY THUGS 722 (7963)  
 NOX 41764                     0   1      5         THIRSTY THUGS 606 (6974)  

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SPRAY PATTERN 33971           0   1      3         BLOODGOOD (5628)          
 SSG 5 55489                   0   2      2         MEDAL OF HONOR I9 (9380)  
-AD HOC 18804                  0   2      2         A  UNIT (1742)            
-VERUNA 7295                   0   1      1         SUPERIOR FORCES 2T (1044) 
-SLANGG 48402                  0   1      1         STARTS WITH SL (8134)     

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
PERSISTANT BEGGA        0  0 0                      BROOKLYN ZOO 47326    352  NONE
KID CUDI 56222          5 10 0 COLLEGE RADIO 3 5444 EYES 53200            349   
OBOE-KI 38129           0  1 0 ENIGMA 15 2339       BANDIT PRINCE         352  NONE
LITTLE DAMAGE 20712     2  4 0 THINGS THAT SUC 3253 BILL WEEVIL 50777     352   

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

OBOE-KI was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
TIM THE ENCHANTER bested BE THE GUY in a 2 minute gruesome veteran's Challenge duel.
CONNIVE subdued SSG 5 in a crowd pleasing 4 minute beginner's Challenge fight.
GODSLAYER was devastated by SPINACH in a 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
BELLE subdued THUNDERBIRD in a action packed 3 minute master's competition.
SERGEANT 27 was defeated by CRUISER ION in a 1 minute veteran's struggle.
GRUNT 90 was handily defeated by BOB KRUSE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
MONTY BURNS vanquished VETERAN MERCENARY in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven duel.
DYLAN lost to VERNON MCGARITY in a popular 1 minute veteran's duel.
BILL WEEVIL executed LITTLE DAMAGE in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
SUFFOCATION overpowered CLETO RODRIQUEZ in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
JAMES MILLS was bested by HPNO in a exciting 1 minute battle.
JOE MANN viciously subdued WHIRLWIND in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody bout.
SAKE overpowered DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute bloody one-sided duel.
WALT LO vanquished GRAYS in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
CHARLES MCGIAHA bested IRON SIDES in a 2 minute brawl.
CHILLY WILLY was bested by THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute fight.
BLACK RUSSIAN overpowered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BULVI overpowered CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
GRUDEN handily defeated CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
MONEY MILE overpowered OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
*RJ was narrowly defeated by HAYSEED X-V in a action packed 4 minute gruesome bout.
KOR was overcome by SWAY in a 2 minute gory contest.
NIGHTTRAIN demolished CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
COCKROACH vanquished OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BLOODY SUN was unbelievably bested by PASSPORT in a exciting 7 minute novice's fight.
JOE BOB overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven duel.
*AMANDA overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
8TH ATTEMPT handily defeated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BABY DOLL overpowered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven fight.
*KARINA handily defeated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MASSACRE demolished SPRAY PATTERN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
BURNING overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven bout.
BROOKLYN ZOO murdered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven contest.
VOX overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
ATLANTIC SUN was subdued by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 3 minute novice vs. expert struggle.
SHADE overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
NOX was viciously subdued by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 3 minute beginner vs. veteran match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  16         TOTAL PARRY       11 -   3 -  0      79  |
|AIMED BLOW                      14         LUNGING ATTACK    46 -  30 -  1      61  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 10         STRIKING ATTACK   38 -  29 -  3      57  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         WALL OF STEEL     15 -  13 -  0      54  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         AIMED BLOW        54 -  51 -  2      51  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         SLASHING ATTACK   14 -  14 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         BASHING ATTACK     8 -   8 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   7 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -   7 -  0      36  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 352 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         4  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      4 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         9 -  5                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  2                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  4                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK     8 -  8     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       CRUISER ION -32557         14  13  0   91 PSU RADIO (5441)
TOTAL PARRY      GODSLAYER -12061           12   8  1   89 BAD INTENTIONS (9022)
LUNGING ATTACK   BOB KRUSE 13239             5   1  0   88 1967 RAIDERS (1932)
WALL OF STEEL    BELLE -9174                12   5  0   76 A MATTER OF TASTE (9440)
STRIKING ATTACK  GRUNT 90 -16575             7   3  1   66 MEDAL OF HONOR E5 (8239)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    CHARLES MCGIAHA -9634       5   3  0   35 MEDAL OF HONOR I3 (9374)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SERGEANT 27 -10108.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was BLOODY SUN -18197.  The ten other most popular fighters were THUNDERBIRD 
30981, *RJ -23773, SSG 5 -10047, JOE MANN -16586, TIM THE ENCHANTER 30458, HAYSEED 
X-V 6118, ATLANTIC SUN -18159, BELLE -9174, MONTY BURNS -9731, and SUFFOCATION 23607.

The least popular fighter this week was PASSPORT -20394.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were GRAYS 17321, CLETO RODRIQUEZ -16747, LITTLE DAMAGE 20712, GODSLAYER 
-12061, SPRAY PATTERN -31565, *KARINA -23787, BABY DOLL -18161, BULVI 17301, JAMES 
MILLS -10213, and BILL WEEVIL -14759.

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specific arena, it has already transferred to that arena.  Effective immediately, any 
teams placed in DM 85 and not transferred out to another arena, will be automatically 
deleted a month after the tournament.  If you have questions about any of your teams, 
please contact Customer Service. -- RSI