DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/06/2013    Duedate: 04/19/2013

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 353

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

KNOB
OPEN (8986)
(82-53256) [10-4-1,106]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

KNOB                           BILL WEEVIL
OPEN (8986)                    GARDEN DEVILS (8544)
(82-53256) [10-4-1,106]        (82-50777) [4-1-1,78]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

SERGEANT 27                    ICHIGO
MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368)       SOUL REAPERS (8426)
(82-55428) [12-17-0,67]        (82-50105) [7-8-0,68]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

POSITION IS EMPTY

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THIRSTY THUGS 706 (7947)      27 
2. ERATTA1 (9085)                22    I AM SUCK (1359)
3. ARCANE TREASURES (7569)       22    Unchartered Team
4. CAT SOUP (8423)               18 
5. THIRSTY THUGS (7008)          17    THIRSTY TUGS 0419 (5094)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*THIRSTY TUGS 0419 (5094)   6   0  0 100.   1/ 1*THIRSTY TUGS 0419 (5094)  3  0 0
 2/ 2*THIRSTY THUGS (7008)       4   0  0 100.   2/15 WAYS TO DIE (3768)        3  0 0
 3/ 9*BELOW PAR (1651)           3   0  0 100.   3/30*GARDEN DEVILS (8544)      2  0 1
 4/14*THIRSTY THUGS 520 (6706)   2   0  1 100.   4/38*THIRSTY THUGS 520 (6706)  2  0 1
 5- 4*GIMMICK (3298)             2   0  1 100.   5- 5*DUELMASTER SKILLS (8613)  2  0 0
 6- 5*DUELMASTER SKILLS (8613)   2   0  0 100.   6/47*STANT (8973)              2  0 0
 7/11*THIRSTY THUGS 710 (7951)   2   0  0 100.   7/48 OPEN (8986)               2  0 0
 8- 7*THIRSTY THUGS 717 (7958)   2   0  0 100.   8/56*THIRSTY THUGS 705 (7946)  2  0 0
 9- 6*THIRSTY THUGS 721 (7962)   2   0  0 100.   9-11 MEDAL OF HONOR E3 (8237)  2  0 0
10/13*THIRSTY THUGS 602 (6971)   2   0  0 100.  10/58 SOUL REAPERS (8426)       2  0 0
11- 8*THIRSTY THUGS 604 (6972)   2   0  0 100.  11/34*THIRSTY THUGS 710 (7951)  2  0 0
12/15*THIRSTY THUGS 0404 (4802)  2   0  0 100.  12-10*THIRSTY THUGS 721 (7962)  2  0 0
13/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 707 (7948)   1   0  0 100.  13/20 ALLERGY (7866)            2  0 0
14/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 708 (7949)   1   0  0 100.  14/12 CAT SOUP (8423)           2  0 0
15/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 718 (7959)   1   0  0 100.  15-13*BREIFCASE I (7585)        2  0 0
16-16*MEDIEVAL TIMES FOO (2043)  1   0  0 100.  16/36*THIRSTY THUGS 602 (6971)  2  0 0
17/ 0*DON'T OPEN THAT (1238)     1   0  0 100.  17-14*THIRSTY THUGS 604 (6972)  2  0 0
18/ 0*BAR TAB (532)              1   0  0 100.  18/37*THIRSTY THUGS (7008)      2  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/ 0*CONTAGION (535)            1   0  0 100.  19/ 0 ARCANE TREASURES (7569)   2  0 0
20/19*THIRSTY THUGS 0410 (4749)  7   1  1 87.5  20/41*THIRSTY THUGS 0404 (4802) 2  0 0
21-17*1967 RAIDERS (1932)        7   1  0 87.5  21- 2*1967 RAIDERS (1932)       2  0 0
22/18 I AM SUCK (1359)          13   3  0 81.3  22/43*SUCKS TO BE YOU (1939)    2  0 0
23/20*GARDEN DEVILS (8544)       4   1  1 80.0  23/45*BELOW PAR (1651)          2  0 0
24/21*THIRSTY THUGS 706 (7947)   4   1  0 80.0  24/24*THIRSTY THUGS 0410 (4749) 2  1 1
25/25*THIRSTY THUGS 705 (7946)   3   1  0 75.0  25/49 MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)  2  1 0
26-22 MEDAL OF HONOR E5 (8239)   7   3  1 70.0  26/22*THIRSTY THUGS 706 (7947)  2  1 0
27/30 OPEN (8986)               10   5  1 66.7  27/59*THIRSTY THUGS 603 (6973)  2  1 0
28/37*ABDUCTED (2644)            4   2  0 66.7  28/23 PSU RADIO (5441)          2  1 0
29/38*SUCKS TO BE YOU (1939)     4   2  0 66.7  29/25*THIRSTY THUGS 0415 (5090) 2  1 0
30-24*MEDAL OF HONOR C9 (8223)   2   1  1 66.7  30/27*ABDUCTED (2644)           2  1 0
31-26*THIRSTY THUGS 713 (7954)   2   1  0 66.7  31/16 I AM SUCK (1359)          2  1 0
32-27*BREIFCASE I (7585)         2   1  0 66.7  32/28 PROJECT HAYSEED (854)     2  1 0
33/61*THIRSTY THUGS 603 (6973)   2   1  0 66.7  33/60*BLOODGOOD (5628)          2  2 0
34/ 0 ARCANE TREASURES (7569)   11   6  0 64.7  34/ 3 BLADES OF FURY (1526)     2  2 0
35-32*MEDAL OF HONOR I3 (9374)   5   3  0 62.5  35/29 ERATTA1 (9085)            2  3 0
36/29 A MATTER OF TASTE (9440)  18  11  0 62.1  36-33*MEDAL OF HONOR C9 (8223)  1  0 0
37/41 WAYS TO DIE (3768)         8   5  0 61.5  37- 9*THIRSTY THUGS 717 (7958)  1  0 0
38-35 BAD INTENTIONS (9022)     12   8  1 60.0  38/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 718 (7959)  1  0 0
39/34 DRINKS! (7871)            13   9  0 59.1  39/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 707 (7948)  1  0 0
40-40 MEDAL OF HONOR G5 (9357)  10   7  1 58.8  40/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 708 (7949)  1  0 0
41/42 PROJECT HAYSEED (854)     17  12  1 58.6  41-35*THIRSTY THUGS 0503 (6967) 1  0 0
42/ 0*ARCANE VIBE (5856)         4   3  0 57.1  42- 4*GIMMICK (3298)            1  0 0
43/55*THIRSTY THUGS 0415 (5090)  4   3  0 57.1  43-44*MEDIEVAL TIMES FOO (2043) 1  0 0
44-44 SUPERIOR FORCES 2T (1044) 17  13  1 56.7  44/ 0*DON'T OPEN THAT (1238)    1  0 0
45/39 MEDAL OF HONOR F4 (9348)  13  10  1 56.5  45/ 0*BAR TAB (532)             1  0 0
46/52*STANT (8973)               5   4  0 55.6  46/ 0*CONTAGION (535)           1  0 0
47/33*BLADES (8978)              5   4  0 55.6  47-17*IP (830)                  1  0 0
48/46 ERATTA1 (9085)            33  27  1 55.0  48/31*THIRSTY THUGS 711 (7952)  1  1 1
49-48 MEDAL OF HONOR E3 (8237)   8   7  1 53.3  49/46 THE BIZZLE (8741)         1  1 0
50/49 BLADES OF FURY (1526)     19  17  0 52.8  50/ 6*BLADES (8978)             1  1 0
51/51 MEDAL OF HONOR A9 (8205)  10   9  0 52.6  51-19 BAD INTENTIONS (9022)     1  1 0
52/45 MCPANTS (8425)            11  10  0 52.4  52-52*MEDAL OF HONOR I3 (9374)  1  1 0
53/50 THE BIZZLE (8741)         47  45  5 51.1  53-54*THIRSTY THUGS 714 (7955)  1  1 0
54/47 EX'S (8428)                7   7  0 50.0  54/ 7 EX'S (8428)               1  1 0
55/62 CAT SOUP (8423)            7   7  0 50.0  55-57 MEDAL OF HONOR E5 (8239)  1  1 0
56/43*FACE (8975)                4   4  1 50.0  56/ 8 DRINKS! (7871)            1  1 0
57-54*LAMENTATION (1361)         4   4  0 50.0  57/82*THIRSTY THUGS 606 (6974)  1  1 0
58/36*WATER (9086)               3   3  0 50.0  58/ 0*ARCANE VIBE (5856)        1  1 0
59/28*THIRSTY THUGS 0416 (5091)  2   2  0 50.0  59-67 TRAUMATOPHOBIACS (5355)   1  1 0
60/10*THIRSTY THUGS 711 (7952)   1   1  1 50.0  60-64*RAIDER COACHES (1923)     1  1 0
61-59*THIRSTY THUGS 714 (7955)   1   1  0 50.0  61-65*LAMENTATION (1361)        1  1 0
62-58*THIRSTY THUGS 720 (7961)   1   1  0 50.0  62/18 A MATTER OF TASTE (9440)  1  2 0
63-60*THIRSTY THUGS 0503 (6967)  1   1  0 50.0  63/50 MEDAL OF HONOR F4 (9348)  1  2 0
64/85*THIRSTY THUGS 606 (6974)   1   1  0 50.0  64/51 MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368)  1  2 0
65/67 SOUL REAPERS (8426)        7   8  0 46.7  65/21 NUCLEAR WASTES (7975)     1  2 0
66/69 MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)  12  15  0 44.4  66/77 MEDAL OF HONOR A9 (8205)  1  2 0
67/53*MONTY'S ARMY (4993)        4   5  0 44.4  67/66 NAMES ARE THE WORS (6433) 1  2 0
68/ 0*SOUPS (1916)               4   5  0 44.4  68/61*MONTY'S ARMY (4993)       1  2 0
69-64*IP (830)                   4   5  0 44.4  69/62*THIRSTY THUGS 0416 (5091) 1  2 0
70/68 ALLERGY (7866)            24  31  0 43.6  70/26*CUBE VISION (2641)        1  2 0
71/63 NUCLEAR WASTES (7975)     16  21  0 43.2  71/69 ENIGMA 15 (2339)          1  4 0
72/72*BLOODGOOD (5628)           3   4  0 42.9  72/75*MEDAL OF HONOR I9 (9380)  0  3 0
73/66 MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368)  12  17  0 41.4  73/ 0*PNY TECHOLOGIES (6328)    0  3 0
74/76 NAMES ARE THE WORS (6433)  6   9  0 40.0  74/71*FACE (8975)               0  2 0
75/57*CUBE VISION (2641)         2   3  0 40.0  75/72*TREES (8983)              0  2 0
76-73*STEEL DREAMS (517)         2   3  0 40.0  76/73*WATER (9086)              0  2 0
77-75 TRAUMATOPHOBIACS (5355)    5   8  0 38.5  77/74 DIRECTION (9087)          0  2 0
78/74 PSU RADIO (5441)          16  26  1 38.1  78/80*THIRSTY THUGS 722 (7963)  0  2 0
79/71 DIRECTION (9087)           4   7  0 36.4  79/78 MCPANTS (8425)            0  2 0
80-78*THINGS THAT SUCK 1 (3253)  2   4  0 33.3  80-70*THINGS THAT SUCK 1 (3253) 0  2 0
81-79*RAIDER COACHES (1923)      2   4  0 33.3  81-68*STEEL DREAMS (517)        0  2 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82/77*TREES (8983)               3   7  0 30.0  82-79 MEDAL OF HONOR G5 (9357)  0  1 0
83/82 ENIGMA 15 (2339)           4  11  0 26.7  83-53*THIRSTY THUGS 713 (7954)  0  1 0
84/83*MEDAL OF HONOR I9 (9380)   0   3  0  0.0  84-55*THIRSTY THUGS 720 (7961)  0  1 0
85/ 0*PNY TECHOLOGIES (6328)     0   3  0  0.0  85-83*THIRSTY THUGS 0413 (5096) 0  1 0
86/84*THIRSTY THUGS 722 (7963)   0   2  0  0.0  86/ 0*SOUPS (1916)              0  1 0
87-86*THIRSTY THUGS 0413 (5096)  0   1  0  0.0  87-86 SUPERIOR FORCES 2T (1044) 0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  Rising in the 
ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is WAYS TO DIE, who 
swept up 13 places in the ranks.  Take a look at GARDEN DEVILS' act, as they have a 
1-0-0 week and gain 27 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf 
of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is THIRSTY THUGS 520, who swept up 34 
places in the ranks.  Take a look at STANT's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 
41 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread 
(okay, I admit it's corny) is OPEN, who swept up 41 places in the ranks.  Take a look 
at THIRSTY THUGS 705's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 48 places in the team 
ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) 
is SOUL REAPERS, who swept up 48 places in the ranks.  Take a look at THIRSTY THUGS 
710's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 23 places in the team ranking.  Rising 
in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is THIRSTY THUGS 
602, who swept up 20 places in the ranks.  Take a look at THIRSTY THUGS' act, as they 
have a 1-0-0 week and gain 19 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a 
loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is THIRSTY THUGS 0404, who swept up 
21 places in the ranks.  Take a look at SUCKS TO BE YOU's act, as they have a 1-0-0 
week and gain 21 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of 
armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is BELOW PAR, who swept up 22 places in the 
ranks.  Take a look at MEDAL OF HONOR F2's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 24 
places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, 
I admit it's corny) is THIRSTY THUGS 603, who swept up 32 places in the ranks.  
Suffering under a 0-1-0 record and dropping from 16th to 31st place were the I AM 
SUCK.  Keep trying!  Take a look at BLOODGOOD's act, as they have a 1-1-0 week and 
gain 27 places in the team ranking.  A seasoned team is steady in the lists.  But to 
BLADES OF FURY, which fell to 34th, it's what you soak in before going to the Dark 
Arena.  What goes up, must come down.  Watch out DWES EG!  THIRSTY THUGS 711 may fall 
on you as it crushes past the teams below it to fall on the 48th spot.  Suffering 
under a 0-1-0 record and dropping from 6th to 50th place were the BLADES.  Keep 
trying!  A seasoned team is steady in the lists.  But to EX'S, which fell to 54th, 
it's what you soak in before going to the Dark Arena.  What goes up, must come down.  
Watch out DWES EG!  DRINKS! may fall on you as it crushes past the teams below it to 
fall on the 56th spot.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I 
admit it's corny) is THIRSTY THUGS 606, who swept up 25 places in the ranks.  
Suffering under a 0-1-0 record and dropping from 18th to 62nd place were the A MATTER 
OF TASTE.  Keep trying!  What goes up, must come down.  Watch out DWES EG!  MEDAL OF 
HONOR F4 may fall on you as it crushes past the teams below it to fall on the 63rd 
spot.  A seasoned team is steady in the lists.  But to MEDAL OF HONOR H7, which fell 
to 64th, it's what you soak in before going to the Dark Arena.  Suffering under a 
0-1-0 record and dropping from 21st to 65th place were the NUCLEAR WASTES.  Keep 
trying!  Take a look at MEDAL OF HONOR A9's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 
11 places in the team ranking.  What goes up, must come down.  Watch out DWES EG!  
CUBE VISION may fall on you as it crushes past the teams below it to fall on the 70th 
spot.  Hey everybody, watch out for CHILLY WILLY, who flew up 27 points in the 
rankings after mashing SORA like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  Ya know, some 
days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands.  BLOODY MARY was subdued by RUNE 
ESSENCE and drops 14 points.  Try as hard as the BLADES OF FURY stable might, they 
were unable to find their warrior (and ex-Duelmaster) SPINACH before this week's 
fights.  It's a proud day for the OPEN stable, as their warrior, KNOB, ascended the 
Duelmaster's throne.  4 out of 5 gladiators surveyed protect the body, so try and 
avoid aiming at that location.   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the DWES EG arena.  Did you 
hear that IP was most avoided team this week?  Well, knowing the personal hygiene of 
IP's warriors, I'm not surprised!  Okay, so I may not be funny, but catch CAT SOUP's 
act in the arena.  Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft at running from IP.  Well 
just about everybody wants a piece of BELLE, who was this week's most challenged 
warrior.  In a touching display by a 'touched' warrior, YANG went after MONTY BURNS, 
who was higher by 22 points.  Well, when the dust settled, YANG subdued MONTY BURNS.  
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  Well, the arena is no place for slow learners (and 
hopefully T.P.s) and SAKE demonstrated that very violently on CUTLASS' body.  Here's 
some advice:  warriors with little wit and will may encounter problems on the trail 
to the Isle.   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some tracks.  And 
remember, you can pick your friends and you can pick your--(loud boos), oh, you've 
heard that one already!-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KNOB 53256                   10   4  1 106         OPEN (8986)               

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PIZNAUL JIZNOKE 51901        15   5  1  97         THE BIZZLE (8741)         
-SPINACH 10346                 6   2     97         BLADES OF FURY (1526)     

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GODSLAYER 53475              12   8  1  89         BAD INTENTIONS (9022)     
 YANG 53793                   12   6     89         ERATTA1 (9085)            
 TAIL 50089                    7   4     88         CAT SOUP (8423)           
-BOB KRUSE 13239               5   1     88         1967 RAIDERS (1932)       
 CRUISER ION 32979            14  14     86         PSU RADIO (5441)          
 MONTY BURNS 55805            15  17     80         NUCLEAR WASTES (7975)     
 BILL WEEVIL 50777             4   1  1  78         GARDEN DEVILS (8544)      
 THUNDERBIRD 30981             4   3     77         THIRSTY THUGS 0415 (5090) 
 BELLE 56362                  12   6     76         A MATTER OF TASTE (9440)  
 CATS 46868                    8   7     70         ALLERGY (7866)            
 SUFFOCATION 23607             8   5     68         WAYS TO DIE (3768)        
 ICHIGO 50105                  7   8     68         SOUL REAPERS (8426)       
 SERGEANT 27 55428            12  17     67         MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368)  

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GRUNT 90 48961                7   3  1  66         MEDAL OF HONOR E5 (8239)  
 SAKE 29098                    4   1  1  66         THIRSTY THUGS 0410 (4749) 
-205.178.180.98 5960           3   2     64         IP (830)                  
 BE THE GUY 38688              6   9     61         NAMES ARE THE WORST (6433)
 XXXX 50116                    7   7     58         EX'S (8428)               
 RUNE ESSENCE 45012            4   1     58         ARCANE TREASURES (7569)   
 VERNON MCGARITY 55330        13  10  1  57         MEDAL OF HONOR F4 (9348)  
 HPNO 31002                    6   0     57         THIRSTY TUGS 0419 (5094)  
-DYLAN 32484                   5   8     57         TRAUMATOPHOBIACS (5355)   

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SORA 50103                    9   7     56         MCPANTS (8425)            
 TOY HORSEY 45013              7   3     55         ARCANE TREASURES (7569)   
 TIM THE ENCHANTER 30458       4   5     55         MONTY'S ARMY (4993)       
 CHILLY WILLY 47297            4   1     53         THIRSTY THUGS 706 (7947)  
 JAMES MILLS 55323            12  15     51         MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)  
 CLETO RODRIQUEZ 48789        10   9     51         MEDAL OF HONOR A9 (8205)  
 WALT LO 15577                 4   7     51         ENIGMA 15 (2339)          
-MAX THOMPSON 55376           10   7  1  50         MEDAL OF HONOR G5 (9357)  
 THE CONTINENTAL 35552         4   0     50         ARCANE VIBE (5856)        
-JOE MANN 48950                8   7  1  49         MEDAL OF HONOR E3 (8237)  

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EYES 53200                    4   4  1  44         FACE (8975)               
 ASSI 53190                    5   4     43         STANT (8973)              
 BLACK RUSSIAN 41937           4   0     43         THIRSTY THUGS (7008)      
 SWAY 33973                    2   3     39         BLOODGOOD (5628)          
 BLOODY MARY 49304             6   2     38         DRINKS! (7871)            
 WHIRLWIND 56177               3   1     36         BLADES OF FURY (1526)     
-CHARLES MCGIAHA 55902         5   3     35         MEDAL OF HONOR I3 (9374)  
 COCKROACH 47295               3   1     34         THIRSTY THUGS 705 (7946)  

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GRAYS 17321                   4   2     33         ABDUCTED (2644)           
 ASH 53242                     3   6     33         TREES (8983)              
 HAYSEED X-V 6118              4   4     30         PROJECT HAYSEED (854)     
 ENIAN 53796                   3   3     30         WATER (9086)              
-GRUNT 60 48881                2   1  1  30         MEDAL OF HONOR C9 (8223)  
 EAST 53804                    4   7     29         DIRECTION (9087)          
-GRUDEN 13196                  1   3     28         RAIDER COACHES (1923)     
 MONEY MILE 17306              2   3     27         CUBE VISION (2641)        
 VOX 29424                     2   0     25         THIRSTY THUGS 0404 (4802) 
 8TH ATTEMPT 11378             3   0     24         BELOW PAR (1651)          
 *RJ 41763                     2   1     24         THIRSTY THUGS 603 (6973)  

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MASSACRE 40239                2   0  1  22         THIRSTY THUGS 520 (6706)  
-IRON SIDES 3753               2   3     22         STEEL DREAMS (517)        
-3 WIT 21005                   2   0  1  20         GIMMICK (3298)            
-KOR 9202                      2   2     20         LAMENTATION (1361)        
 SHADE 13273                   2   0     20         SUCKS TO BE YOU (1939)    
-BABY DOLL 47375               2   0     20         THIRSTY THUGS 721 (7962)  
 NIGHTTRAIN 30987              2   2     19         THIRSTY THUGS 0416 (5091) 
 BULVI 17301                   2   1     19         I AM SUCK (1359)          
-*AMANDA 41754                 2   0     18         THIRSTY THUGS 604 (6972)  
-BERMUDA ROSE 47356            2   0     18         THIRSTY THUGS 717 (7958)  
 BURNING 47320                 2   0     17         THIRSTY THUGS 710 (7951)  
-PASSPORT 45142                2   1     15         BREIFCASE I (7585)        
 CARBOMB 47310                 1   0     15         THIRSTY THUGS 708 (7949)  
 $136.29 3854                  1   0     15         BAR TAB (532)             
-JOE BOB 41731                 1   1     14         THIRSTY THUGS 0503 (6967) 
 BROCCOLI POTATO 17299         0   3     13         SOUPS (1916)              
 *KARINA 41749                 2   0     12         THIRSTY THUGS 602 (6971)  
 CAN OF WHOOP-ASS 8518         1   0     11         DON'T OPEN THAT (1238)    
 CHAMELEON 47303               1   0     11         THIRSTY THUGS 707 (7948)  
 SHAKE YOUR HEADS 38122        0   1     11         PNY TECHOLOGIES (6328)    
-CONNIVE 51155                 2   0     10         DUELMASTER SKILLS (8613)  
 NOX 41764                     1   1     10         THIRSTY THUGS 606 (6974)  
-BREAD 13799                   1   0     10         MEDIEVAL TIMES FOOD (2043)
 BEERSICLE 47357               1   0     10         THIRSTY THUGS 718 (7959)  
 REZLIN 3867                   1   0     10         CONTAGION (535)           
 BROOKLYN ZOO 47326            1   1  1   9         THIRSTY THUGS 711 (7952)  
 SPRAY PATTERN 33971           1   1      9         BLOODGOOD (5628)          
-BLOODY SUN 47339              1   1      8         THIRSTY THUGS 714 (7955)  
-MAD DOG 31012                 0   1      7         THIRSTY THUGS 0413 (5096) 
 ATLANTIC SUN 47377            0   2      6         THIRSTY THUGS 722 (7963)  
 SSG 5 55489                   0   3      3         MEDAL OF HONOR I9 (9380)  
-VERUNA 7295                   0   1      1         SUPERIOR FORCES 2T (1044) 
 SWEET LEAF 38121              0   1      1         PNY TECHOLOGIES (6328)    

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
PERSISTANT BEGGA        0  0 0                      MASSACRE 40239        353  NONE
ROCK THE CASBAH 43089   0  1 0 ARCANE VIBE 5856     SPYMASTER             353  NONE
CUTLASS 53218           5  4 0 BLADES 8978          SAKE 29098            353   

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CRAPPY 56314            0  1 0 BLADES OF FURY 1526  SPYMASTER             353  NONE
KID CUDI 56222          5 10 0 COLLEGE RADIO 3 5444 EYES 53200            349  NOT REVENGED
FLESH 4 FANTASY 38123   0  1 0 PNY TECHOLOGIES 6328 STONE GOLEM           353  NONE
LITTLE DAMAGE 20712     2  4 0 THINGS THAT SUC 3253 BILL WEEVIL 50777     352   

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FLESH 4 FANTASY was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
CRAPPY was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
ROCK THE CASBAH was murdered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
YANG demolished MONTY BURNS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
TAIL devastated BELLE in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
BILL WEEVIL demolished SERGEANT 27 in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
SWAY lost to BE THE GUY in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
ENIAN was bested by JAMES MILLS in a 1 minute Challenge match.
CRUISER ION was devastated by KNOB in a 1 minute one-sided Title competition.
PIZNAUL JIZNOKE vanquished M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
XXXX was vanquished by THUNDERBIRD in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
VERNON MCGARITY was defeated by CATS in a 1 minute veteran's fight.
ICHIGO viciously subdued TIM THE ENCHANTER in a exciting 3 minute veteran's bout.
SUFFOCATION viciously subdued EYES in a 2 minute bloody conflict.
CUTLASS was murdered by SAKE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BLOODY MARY was overpowered by RUNE ESSENCE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
WALT LO was defeated by THE CONTINENTAL in a 2 minute duel.
TOY HORSEY defeated MONEY MILE in a 1 minute struggle.
SORA was vanquished by CHILLY WILLY in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
CLETO RODRIQUEZ devastated ASH in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
HPNO savagely defeated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 2 minute brutal bout.
NIGHTTRAIN was beaten by HAYSEED X-V in a 1 minute bout.
BLACK RUSSIAN overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
COCKROACH devastated CULT MEMBER in a 2 minute gory one-sided contest.
WHIRLWIND vanquished BROCCOLI POTATO in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BULVI was handily defeated by ASSI in a 1 minute uneven duel.
EAST was bested by GRAYS in a 1 minute bout.
*RJ demolished OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
VOX vanquished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided match.
NOX won victory over MORDANT DESERTER in a 2 minute novice's fight.
*KARINA subdued VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute novice vs. expert upset melee.
MASSACRE easily killed PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven bout.
SSG 5 was overpowered by $136.29 in a 1 minute uneven competition.
BURNING overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BROOKLYN ZOO lost to VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute novice vs. veteran fray.
ATLANTIC SUN was subdued by SPRAY PATTERN in a 1 minute novice's fight.
SHADE overpowered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
8TH ATTEMPT handily defeated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
CARBOMB vanquished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
CHAMELEON demolished SHAKE YOUR HEADS in a 1 minute brutal mismatched match.
BEERSICLE handily defeated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CAN OF WHOOP-ASS demolished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
REZLIN vanquished SWEET LEAF in a 1 minute one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  16         TOTAL PARRY       11 -   3 -  0      79  |
|AIMED BLOW                      15         LUNGING ATTACK    59 -  32 -  1      65  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 12         SLASHING ATTACK   24 -  16 -  2      60  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 12         WALL OF STEEL     18 -  14 -  0      56  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    6         STRIKING ATTACK   43 -  34 -  4      56  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         AIMED BLOW        55 -  59 -  2      48  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         BASHING ATTACK     8 -  12 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   8 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   7 -  0      30  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 353 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK   10 -  2     AIMED BLOW         5 - 10         4  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      5 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    13 -  3     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  6     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  4         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  KNOB -12280                10   4  1  106 OPEN (8986)
STRIKING ATTACK  PIZNAUL JIZNOKE -13635     15   5  1   97 THE BIZZLE (8741)
LUNGING ATTACK   YANG -11743                12   6  0   89 ERATTA1 (9085)
AIMED BLOW       TAIL -15447                 7   4  0   88 CAT SOUP (8423)
WALL OF STEEL    BELLE -9174                12   6  0   76 A MATTER OF TASTE (9440)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SERGEANT 27 -10108.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was ICHIGO -15431.  The ten other most popular fighters were TAIL -15447, 
SUFFOCATION 23607, HPNO 31002, NOX -23772, BE THE GUY -26848, KNOB -12280, 
THUNDERBIRD 30981, EYES -12336, YANG -11743, and SWAY -31563.

The least popular fighter this week was SWEET LEAF -27415.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SHAKE YOUR HEADS -27414, BROOKLYN ZOO -18210, BULVI 17301, 
BROCCOLI POTATO 17299, ASH -12294, SORA -15433, BLOODY MARY -16232, CUTLASS -12318, 
VERNON MCGARITY -10206, and SERGEANT 27 -10108.