DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/04/2013    Duedate: 05/17/2013

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 355

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BROCK
DARK TOADS 04E (4392)
(82-27085) [6-1-0,117]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CRUISER ION                    BROCK
PSU RADIO (5441)               DARK TOADS 04E (4392)
(82-32979) [16-14-0,106]       (82-27085) [6-1-0,117]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

STUMPY BUT LUMPY               STUMPY BUT LUMPY
LUNCHABLES (840)               LUNCHABLES (840)
(82-10142) [12-4-0,87]         (82-10142) [12-4-0,87]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

NAMES ARE THE WORST (6433)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SUAVE'S FINEST (6017)         51 
2. I BELIEVE (519)               31    I AM SUCK (1359)
3. LUNCHABLES (840)              20    Unchartered Team
4. THIRSTY THUGS 0410 (4749)     19 
5. 1983 RAIDERS (1927)           18    FIRES OF HEAVEN 3 (2333)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*THIRSTY TUGS 0419 (5094)   6   0  0 100.   1/20 NAMES ARE THE WORS (6433) 3  0 0
 2- 2*THIRSTY THUGS (7008)       4   0  0 100.   2/13 ARCANE TREASURES (7569)   3  1 0
 3/ 0*FIRES OF HEAVEN 3 (2333)   4   0  0 100.   3/ 3*THIRSTY THUGS 520 (6706)  2  0 1
 4/ 4*THIRSTY THUGS 520 (6706)   3   0  1 100.   4/ 4*THIRSTY THUGS 0410 (4749) 2  0 1
 5/ 6*THIRSTY THUGS 721 (7962)   3   0  0 100.   5- 5 STANT (8973)              2  0 0
 6- 3*BELOW PAR (1651)           3   0  0 100.   6- 6 ERATTA1 (9085)            2  0 0
 7/ 0*THE WIRE VII (9403)        2   0  0 100.   7- 7 SOUL REAPERS (8426)       2  0 0
 8- 7*THIRSTY THUGS 710 (7951)   2   0  0 100.   8- 8 ALLERGY (7866)            2  0 0
 9/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 723 (7964)   2   0  0 100.   9/53*THIRSTY THUGS 603 (6973)  2  0 0
10- 8*THIRSTY THUGS 602 (6971)   2   0  0 100.  10/54*THIRSTY THUGS 606 (6974)  2  0 0
11-10*THIRSTY THUGS 0404 (4802)  2   0  0 100.  11/36 DARK TOADS JAN26 (6809)   2  0 0
12/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 703 (7944)   1   0  1 100.  12/57*THIRSTY THUGS 0415 (5090) 2  0 0
13-11*THIRSTY THUGS 707 (7948)   1   0  0 100.  13/17*SUCKS TO BE YOU (1939)    2  0 0
14-12*THIRSTY THUGS 708 (7949)   1   0  0 100.  14/21 PSU RADIO (5441)          2  1 0
15-13*THIRSTY THUGS 718 (7959)   1   0  0 100.  15/ 1 PROJECT HAYSEED (854)     2  1 0
16-14*DON'T OPEN THAT (1238)     1   0  0 100.  16/56 AN ARCANE SEA (5086)      2  3 0
17-16*CONTAGION (535)            1   0  0 100.  17/75*THIRSTY THUGS 714 (7955)  1  0 1
18-15*BAR TAB (532)              1   0  0 100.  18/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 703 (7944)  1  0 1

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/17*THIRSTY THUGS 0410 (4749)  8   1  1 88.9  19/ 0*THINGS THAT SUCK (3248)   1  0 1
20/ 0*DARK TOADS 04E (4392)      6   1  0 85.7  20-26 THE BIZZLE (8741)         1  0 0
21/19 I AM SUCK (1359)          14   3  0 82.4  21-47 MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)  1  0 0
22-20*GARDEN DEVILS (8544)       4   1  1 80.0  22/ 0*THE WIRE VII (9403)       1  0 0
23-21*THIRSTY THUGS 706 (7947)   4   1  0 80.0  23-50 MEDAL OF HONOR A9 (8205)  1  0 0
24/ 0*NARD CORE (2310)           4   1  0 80.0  24-49*THIRSTY THUGS 706 (7947)  1  0 0
25/22 DARK TOADS JAN26 (6809)   10   3  1 76.9  25-32*THIRSTY THUGS 707 (7948)  1  0 0
26-23*THIRSTY THUGS 705 (7946)   3   1  0 75.0  26-29*THIRSTY THUGS 708 (7949)  1  0 0
27/ 0*4 LETTER DIRECTION (8403)  3   1  0 75.0  27-10*THIRSTY THUGS 710 (7951)  1  0 0
28/28*THIRSTY THUGS 603 (6973)   3   1  0 75.0  28- 2*GARDEN DEVILS (8544)      1  0 0
29/ 0*WAY TOO MUCH BEER  (1918)  3   1  0 75.0  29-30*THIRSTY THUGS 718 (7959)  1  0 0
30/ 0*FIRES OF HEAVEN 2  (2182)  5   2  1 71.4  30/28*THIRSTY THUGS 721 (7962)  1  0 0
31/ 0*1983 RAIDERS (1927)        5   2  0 71.4  31/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 723 (7964)  1  0 0
32/27*SUCKS TO BE YOU (1939)     5   2  0 71.4  32- 9*THIRSTY THUGS 705 (7946)  1  0 0
33-25 12/19/04Q (5414)           8   4  0 66.7  33/ 0*4 LETTER DIRECTION (8403) 1  0 0
34-26*ABDUCTED (2644)            4   2  0 66.7  34-11*THIRSTY THUGS 602 (6971)  1  0 0
35/ 0*LAZY 14 (8386)             2   1  2 66.7  35-12*THIRSTY THUGS (7008)      1  0 0
36/55*THIRSTY THUGS 714 (7955)   2   1  1 66.7  36/ 0*SUAVE'S FINEST (6017)     1  0 0
37/57*THIRSTY THUGS 606 (6974)   2   1  0 66.7  37-37 12/19/04Q (5414)          1  0 0
38/30 ARCANE TREASURES (7569)   12   7  0 63.2  38-14*THIRSTY TUGS 0419 (5094)  1  0 0
39-32 OPEN (8986)               10   6  1 62.5  39/ 0*DARK TOADS 04E (4392)     1  0 0
40/39*THIRSTY THUGS 0415 (5090)  5   3  0 62.5  40-15*THIRSTY THUGS 0404 (4802) 1  0 0
41/ 0*THE ORACLE (520)           5   3  0 62.5  41-60*ABDUCTED (2644)           1  0 0
42/31 A MATTER OF TASTE (9440)  19  12  0 61.3  42/ 0 DARK THUGS (2876)         1  0 0
43-37 STANT (8973)               6   4  0 60.0  43/ 0*WAY TOO MUCH BEER  (1918) 1  0 0
44/ 0 LESION 6 (462)            10   7  0 58.8  44/38*RAIDER COACHES (1923)     1  0 0
45/35 PROJECT HAYSEED (854)     18  13  1 58.1  45/ 0*1983 RAIDERS (1927)       1  0 0
46/34 WAYS TO DIE (3768)         8   6  0 57.1  46/ 0*FIRES OF HEAVEN 2  (2182) 1  0 0
47-38*ARCANE VIBE (5856)         4   3  0 57.1  47/ 0*NARD CORE (2310)          1  0 0
48/ 0*DARKMOON GUILD (534)       4   3  0 57.1  48/ 0*FIRES OF HEAVEN 3 (2333)  1  0 0
49-40 MEDAL OF HONOR F4 (9348)  13  10  1 56.5  49-18*BELOW PAR (1651)          1  0 0
50-41 DRINKS! (7871)            13  10  0 56.5  50-40*DON'T OPEN THAT (1238)    1  0 0
51-42 ERATTA1 (9085)            34  27  1 55.7  51/ 0 LESION 6 (462)            1  0 0
52-43*BLADES (8978)              5   4  0 55.6  52/ 0*THE ORACLE (520)          1  0 0
53/ 0*THINGS THAT SUCK (3248)    7   6  1 53.8  53-41*BAR TAB (532)             1  0 0
54-45 EX'S (8428)                8   7  0 53.3  54/ 0*DARKMOON GUILD (534)      1  0 0
55-46 BLADES OF FURY (1526)     19  17  0 52.8  55-42*CONTAGION (535)           1  0 0
56-47 MEDAL OF HONOR A9 (8205)  10   9  0 52.6  56/ 0*TRV-310 (577)             1  0 0
57-48 THE BIZZLE (8741)         47  45  5 51.1  57/ 0 LUNCHABLES (840)          1  0 0
58-49 MCPANTS (8425)            11  11  0 50.0  58-44 TREES (8983)              1  1 0
59-50 SOUL REAPERS (8426)        8   8  0 50.0  59-45 OPEN (8986)               1  1 0
60/ 0*SUAVE'S FINEST (6017)      2   2  0 50.0  60-46 DIRECTION (9087)          1  1 0
61-53*THIRSTY THUGS 0416 (5091)  2   2  0 50.0  61-51 CAT SOUP (8423)           1  1 0
62/ 0*THE WIRE III (9398)        1   1  1 50.0  62-52 EX'S (8428)               1  1 0
63-54*THIRSTY THUGS 711 (7952)   1   1  1 50.0  63-23*BLOODGOOD (5628)          1  1 0
64/ 0 LUNCHABLES (840)          47  52  1 47.5  64-55*ARCANE VIBE (5856)        1  1 0
65/63 NAMES ARE THE WORS (6433)  8   9  0 47.1  65/16 WAYS TO DIE (3768)        1  1 0
66-58 CAT SOUP (8423)            7   8  0 46.7  66/61 I AM SUCK (1359)          1  1 0
67/51 MONTY'S ARMY (4993)        5   6  0 45.5  67-24 BLADES OF FURY (1526)     1  1 0
68-59 ALLERGY (7866)            25  31  0 44.6  68/19 A MATTER OF TASTE (9440)  1  2 0
69-60 MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)  12  15  0 44.4  69/22 MONTY'S ARMY (4993)       1  2 0
70-61*FACE (8975)                4   5  1 44.4  70/62 NUCLEAR WASTES (7975)     0  3 0
71-62*SOUPS (1916)               4   5  0 44.4  71-64*PNY TECHOLOGIES (6328)    0  3 0
72/ 0*TRV-310 (577)              4   5  0 44.4  72-65*FACE (8975)               0  2 0
73-64*WATER (9086)               3   4  0 42.9  73-66*WATER (9086)              0  2 0
74-65*BLOODGOOD (5628)           3   4  0 42.9  74/70*THIRSTY THUGS 722 (7963)  0  2 0
75/76*RAIDER COACHES (1923)      3   4  0 42.9  75-71 MCPANTS (8425)            0  2 0
76-67 DIRECTION (9087)           5   7  0 41.7  76-69 DRINKS! (7871)            0  2 0
77-68 MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368)  12  17  0 41.4  77-72*BORN 2 ROLL (5857)        0  2 0
78/66 NUCLEAR WASTES (7975)     16  23  0 41.0  78-73*BLADES (8978)             0  1 0
79/71 PSU RADIO (5441)          18  26  1 40.9  79-48 MEDAL OF HONOR F4 (9348)  0  1 0
80-69*CUBE VISION (2641)         2   3  0 40.0  80-67 MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368)  0  1 0
81/ 0 DARK THUGS (2876)         40  61  2 39.6  81-68*MEDAL OF HONOR I9 (9380)  0  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
82/ 0 WENSINWASIN 728 (4605)     7  12  0 36.8  82/ 0*4-LETTER APPENDAGE (9390) 0  1 0
83-73 TREES (8983)               4   7  0 36.4  83/ 0*THE WIRE III (9398)       0  1 0
84-74*SAPHIRE DREAM (7052)       3   6  0 33.3  84-43*THIRSTY THUGS 711 (7952)  0  1 0
85/77 AN ARCANE SEA (5086)      11  26  1 29.7  85/ 0*LAZY 26 (8372)            0  1 0
86-78*BORN 2 ROLL (5857)         2   5  0 28.6  86/ 0*LAZY 14 (8386)            0  1 0
87-79 ENIGMA 15 (2339)           4  11  0 26.7  87-77*SAPHIRE DREAM (7052)      0  1 0
88/ 0*LAZY 26 (8372)             2   7  0 22.2  88/ 0 WENSINWASIN 728 (4605)    0  1 0
89/ 0*DECEIVERZ (574)            1   4  0 20.0  89-58*THIRSTY THUGS 0416 (5091) 0  1 0
90/ 0*I BELIEVE (519)            0   4  0  0.0  90-59*CUBE VISION (2641)        0  1 0
91-80*MEDAL OF HONOR I9 (9380)   0   3  0  0.0  91-63 ENIGMA 15 (2339)          0  1 0
92/ 0*4-LETTER APPENDAGE (9390)  0   3  0  0.0  92-80*SOUPS (1916)              0  1 0
93/82*THIRSTY THUGS 722 (7963)   0   3  0  0.0  93/ 0*I BELIEVE (519)           0  1 0
94-81*PNY TECHOLOGIES (6328)     0   3  0  0.0  94/ 0*DECEIVERZ (574)           0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last 
week's fights.  We now have a new top team for all of you guys to dogpile on.  NAMES 
ARE THE WORST now holds the crown and they are betting they can keep it.  Take a look 
at NAMES ARE THE WORST's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 19 places in the 
team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's 
corny) is ARCANE TREASURES, who swept up 11 places in the ranks.  Take a look at 
THIRSTY THUGS 603's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 44 places in the team 
ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) 
is THIRSTY THUGS 606, who swept up 44 places in the ranks.  Take a look at DARK TOADS 
JAN26's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 25 places in the team ranking.  
Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is 
THIRSTY THUGS 0415, who swept up 45 places in the ranks.  A seasoned team is steady 
in the lists.  But to PROJECT HAYSEED, which fell to 15th, it's what you soak in 
before going to the Dark Arena.  Take a look at AN ARCANE SEA's act, as they have a 
1-2-0 week and gain 40 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf 
of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is THIRSTY THUGS 714, who swept up 58 
places in the ranks.  What goes up, must come down.  Watch out DWES EG!  WAYS TO DIE 
may fall on you as it crushes past the teams below it to fall on the 65th spot.  
Suffering under a 0-1-0 record and dropping from 19th to 68th place were the A MATTER 
OF TASTE.  Keep trying!  A seasoned team is steady in the lists.  But to MONTY'S 
ARMY, which fell to 69th, it's what you soak in before going to the Dark Arena.  Hey 
everybody, watch out for URETHRA FRANKLIN, who flew up 51 points in the rankings 
after mashing ELVIS IS ALIVE like a melon.  Keep your eye on this beast.  And falling 
like a basher in the top ten was RED MONICA, who dropped 13 points after a 
disappointing (to say the least) bout with STUMPY BUT LUMPY.  In front of all the 
crowds, BROCK took the Duelmaster's crown for his own.  I give the bum two weeks.  
Can you believe they are paying me 10 gold to deliver this stuff?   
     But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!  
Here's a song for you:  Who's afraid of the big, bad NAMES ARE  THE WORST?  Big bad 
NAMES ARE THE WORST.  Big bad NAMES ARE THE WORST.  DWES EG's afraid of the big bad 
NAMES ARE THE WORST.  Tra la la la la!  And you guys like to boo me?  Well, unsling 
your rasberries, cause DARK TOADS JAN26 beats feet every time NAMES ARE THE WORST 
smiles at them.  Try farming, eh?  And who is this BE THE GUY you ask, with 68 points 
and a 8-9-0 record.  Ooh, the tales I could tell!   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  Knowing when to use the right tactics at the proper time 
is a very important step on the road to Duelmaster.   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  Okay, so I may not be the world's best comedian, 
but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  See ya next time I'm on this 
circuit!-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BROCK 27085                   6   1    117         DARK TOADS 04E (4392)     

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CRUISER ION 32979            16  14    106         PSU RADIO (5441)          
-PIZNAUL JIZNOKE 51901        15   5  1  97         THE BIZZLE (8741)         
-YANG 53793                   13   6     91         ERATTA1 (9085)            

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BELLE 56362                  13   7     88         A MATTER OF TASTE (9440)  
-KNOB 53256                   10   5  1  88         OPEN (8986)               
 STUMPY BUT LUMPY 10142       12   4     87         LUNCHABLES (840)          
-CATS 46868                    9   7     85         ALLERGY (7866)            
 THUNDERBIRD 30981             5   3     85         THIRSTY THUGS 0415 (5090) 
 MONTY BURNS 55805            15  19     82         NUCLEAR WASTES (7975)     
-XXXX 50116                    8   7     80         EX'S (8428)               
-ICHIGO 50105                  8   8     80         SOUL REAPERS (8426)       
 DOUBLE TROUBLE 40795         10   3  1  79         DARK TOADS JAN26 (6809)   
-BILL WEEVIL 50777             4   1  1  78         GARDEN DEVILS (8544)      
 RED MONICA 28272              7  12     77         WENSINWASIN 728 (4605)    
-TAIL 50089                    7   5     77         CAT SOUP (8423)           
 BE THE GUY 38688              8   9     68         NAMES ARE THE WORST (6433)
-SERGEANT 27 55428            12  17     67         MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368)  

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SUFFOCATION 23607             8   6     66         WAYS TO DIE (3768)        
-SAKE 29098                    4   1  1  66         THIRSTY THUGS 0410 (4749) 
 TOY HORSEY 45013              8   3     63         ARCANE TREASURES (7569)   
-VERNON MCGARITY 55330        13  10  1  57         MEDAL OF HONOR F4 (9348)  
-SORA 50103                    9   8     57         MCPANTS (8425)            
-HPNO 31002                    6   0     57         THIRSTY TUGS 0419 (5094)  

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 URETHRA FRANKLIN 36469        2   2     56         SUAVE'S FINEST (6017)     
 MARUCS ALLEN 13213            5   2     55         1983 RAIDERS (1927)       
 TIM THE ENCHANTER 30458       5   6     54         MONTY'S ARMY (4993)       
 RUNE ESSENCE 45012            4   2     54         ARCANE TREASURES (7569)   
-CHILLY WILLY 47297            4   1     53         THIRSTY THUGS 706 (7947)  
-JAMES MILLS 55323            12  15     51         MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)  
-CLETO RODRIQUEZ 48789        10   9     51         MEDAL OF HONOR A9 (8205)  
-WALT LO 15577                 4   7     51         ENIGMA 15 (2339)          
 CALANDRA 15550                4   0     51         FIRES OF HEAVEN 3 (2333)  
-ASSI 53190                    6   4     50         STANT (8973)              
-THE CONTINENTAL 35552         4   0     50         ARCANE VIBE (5856)        
 PUSTULE 3419                  7   2     48         LESION 6 (462)            
 PRAY 13131                    3   1     47         WAY TOO MUCH BEER 4 (1918)
-EYES 53200                    4   5  1  46         FACE (8975)               
-BLACK RUSSIAN 41937           4   0     43         THIRSTY THUGS (7008)      
 TUG BOAT TALON 32694          5   3  1  42         AN ARCANE SEA (5086)      
 WEST 49988                    3   1     42         4 LETTER DIRECTIONS (8403)
 DR. KNOW 15402                4   1     41         NARD CORE (2310)          
-BLOODY MARY 49304             6   3     39         DRINKS! (7871)            
 TATANKA 14626                 4   2  1  39         FIRES OF HEAVEN 2 I (2182)
-SWAY 33973                    2   3     39         BLOODGOOD (5628)          
 HAYSEED X-V 6118              5   5     37         PROJECT HAYSEED (854)     
-ASH 53242                     4   6     37         TREES (8983)              
 DARKONFYRE 3768               5   3     36         THE ORACLE (520)          
-WHIRLWIND 56177               3   1     36         BLADES OF FURY (1526)     
 TYRANT 3864                   4   3     35         DARKMOON GUILD (534)      
 ZEN JOINT 49835               2   7     35         LAZY 26 (8372)            
-COCKROACH 47295               3   1     34         THIRSTY THUGS 705 (7946)  

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WARFLAIL 20685                2   3  1  34         THINGS THAT SUCK (3248)   

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-EAST 53804                    5   7     33         DIRECTION (9087)          
-GRAYS 17321                   4   2     33         ABDUCTED (2644)           
-CYAN 42183                    3   6     33         SAPHIRE DREAM (7052)      
 DVI 4165                      2   4     32         TRV-310 (577)             
 ELVIS IS ALIVE 3760           0   2     32         I BELIEVE (519)           
-ENIAN 53796                   3   4     31         WATER (9086)              
 FORD 4150                     1   4     31         DECEIVERZ (574)           
 MASSACRE 40239                3   0  1  30         THIRSTY THUGS 520 (6706)  
 BULVI 17301                   3   1     30         I AM SUCK (1359)          
 BABY DOLL 47375               3   0     30         THIRSTY THUGS 721 (7962)  
-MONEY MILE 17306              2   3     27         CUBE VISION (2641)        
 *RJ 41763                     3   1     26         THIRSTY THUGS 603 (6973)  
-VOX 29424                     2   0     25         THIRSTY THUGS 0404 (4802) 
-8TH ATTEMPT 11378             3   0     24         BELOW PAR (1651)          
-ELVIS PRESLEY 35555           2   4     24         BORN 2 ROLL (5857)        

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LIMY LOON 49904               2   1  2  23         LAZY 14 (8386)            
 APOCOLYPSE 47384              2   0     22         THIRSTY THUGS 723 (7964)  
 DAWN 22738                    1   1     21         DARK THUGS (2876)         
 BLOODY SUN 47339              2   1  1  20         THIRSTY THUGS 714 (7955)  
-SHADE 13273                   2   0     20         SUCKS TO BE YOU (1939)    
-NIGHTTRAIN 30987              2   2     19         THIRSTY THUGS 0416 (5091) 
 THE GREEK 55554               1   1  1  19         THE WIRE III (9398)       
 STRINGER BELL 55562           2   0     18         THE WIRE VII (9403)       
-BURNING 47320                 2   0     17         THIRSTY THUGS 710 (7951)  
 ATLANTIC SUN 47377            0   3     17         THIRSTY THUGS 722 (7963)  
 LEGS 55539                    0   3     17         4-LETTER APPENDAGES (9390)
 NOX 41764                     2   1     16         THIRSTY THUGS 606 (6974)  
 PERFECT STORM 32838           1   5     16         AN ARCANE SEA (5086)      
-CARBOMB 47310                 1   0     15         THIRSTY THUGS 708 (7949)  
-$136.29 3854                  1   0     15         BAR TAB (532)             
-BROCCOLI POTATO 17299         0   3     13         SOUPS (1916)              
-*KARINA 41749                 2   0     12         THIRSTY THUGS 602 (6971)  
 GUTTMANN 56397                1   0  1  11         THIRSTY THUGS 703 (7944)  
-CAN OF WHOOP-ASS 8518         1   0     11         DON'T OPEN THAT (1238)    
-CHAMELEON 47303               1   0     11         THIRSTY THUGS 707 (7948)  
-C 32796                       1   0     11         12/19/04Q (5414)          
-SHAKE YOUR HEADS 38122        0   1     11         PNY TECHOLOGIES (6328)    
-BEERSICLE 47357               1   0     10         THIRSTY THUGS 718 (7959)  
-REZLIN 3867                   1   0     10         CONTAGION (535)           
-BROOKLYN ZOO 47326            1   1  1   9         THIRSTY THUGS 711 (7952)  
-SPRAY PATTERN 33971           1   1      9         BLOODGOOD (5628)          
-SSG 5 55489                   0   3      3         MEDAL OF HONOR I9 (9380)  
-SWEET LEAF 38121              0   1      1         PNY TECHOLOGIES (6328)    

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
EMBEZZLING SCRIB        0  0 0                      GUTTMANN 56397        355  NONE
PERSISTANT BEGGA        0  0 0                      BLOODY SUN 47339      355  NONE
CUTLASS 53218           5  4 0 BLADES 8978          SAKE 29098            353   
LITTLE DAMAGE 20712     2  4 0 THINGS THAT SUC 3253 BILL WEEVIL 50777     352   

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

TIM THE ENCHANTER was bested by BE THE GUY in a 2 minute master's Challenge fight.
BELLE was demolished by BROCK in a popular 1 minute one-sided Title melee.
CRUISER ION vanquished MONTY BURNS in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
THUNDERBIRD overpowered RUNE ESSENCE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
DOUBLE TROUBLE viciously subdued SUFFOCATION in a popular 1 minute bloody duel.
RED MONICA was savagely defeated by STUMPY BUT LUMPY in a 3 minute master's brawl.
MARUCS ALLEN vanquished DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute uneven duel.
ZEN JOINT was viciously subdued by TUG BOAT TALON in a action packed 1 minute fight.
HAYSEED X-V was savagely defeated by PUSTULE in a exciting 1 minute gruesome fight.
CALANDRA beat THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute fight.
TOY HORSEY demolished FORD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
TYRANT devastated LIMY LOON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
*RJ beat LEGS in a 2 minute bloody conflict.
MR SOUZA overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute bloody one-sided duel.
FLOYD > FLOUNDER was vanquished by WEST in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
PRAY devastated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DR. KNOW demolished OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
THE GREEK was overpowered by BABY DOLL in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
TATANKA viciously subdued PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 2 minute veteran vs. novice contest.
MADDEN demolished CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute uneven bout.
DVI vanquished CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
BULVI overpowered CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
WARFLAIL assassinated PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
DAWN overpowered OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
DARKONFYRE defeated PERFECT STORM in a 2 minute match.
ELVIS IS ALIVE was vanquished by URETHRA FRANKLIN in a 1 minute uneven bout.
BLOODY SUN easily killed PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute gruesome mismatched bout.
ATLANTIC SUN was beaten by STRINGER BELL in a 1 minute fight.
APOCOLYPSE savagely defeated CULT MEMBER in a 2 minute gruesome duel.
FATHER overpowered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MASSACRE overpowered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
NOX beat OSKSI NOBLE in a action packed 1 minute bout.
GUTTMANN murdered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  13         LUNGING ATTACK    67 -  32 -  1      68  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   10         TOTAL PARRY        8 -   4 -  0      67  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  9         SLASHING ATTACK   33 -  17 -  3      66  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  9         WALL OF STEEL     26 -  20 -  0      57  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         STRIKING ATTACK   41 -  35 -  4      54  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         AIMED BLOW        52 -  50 -  2      51  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   3 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         BASHING ATTACK     7 -  11 -  0      39  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   7 -  0      30  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 355 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  5         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    8 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK    11 -  2     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         3 -  2                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      5 -  5                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   BROCK 27085                 6   1  0  117 DARK TOADS 04E (4392)
AIMED BLOW       CRUISER ION -32557         16  14  0  106 PSU RADIO (5441)
WALL OF STEEL    BELLE -9174                13   7  0   88 A MATTER OF TASTE (9440)
LUNGING ATTACK   THUNDERBIRD 30981           5   3  0   85 THIRSTY THUGS 0415 (5090)
STRIKING ATTACK  DOUBLE TROUBLE -24741      10   3  1   79 DARK TOADS JAN26 (6809)
SLASHING ATTACK  MARUCS ALLEN 13213          5   2  0   55 1983 RAIDERS (1927)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is STUMPY BUT LUMPY 10142.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was STUMPY BUT LUMPY 10142.  The ten other most popular fighters were 
PUSTULE 3419, TATANKA 14626, URETHRA FRANKLIN -29067, APOCOLYPSE -18152, BE THE GUY 
-26848, THUNDERBIRD 30981, DOUBLE TROUBLE -24741, TUG BOAT TALON 32694, CALANDRA 
15550, and *RJ -23773.

The least popular fighter this week was ATLANTIC SUN -18159.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were ELVIS IS ALIVE 3760, PERFECT STORM -32698, SUFFOCATION 23607, 
RUNE ESSENCE -20524, MONTY BURNS -9731, GUTTMANN -9139, THE GREEK -9982, DR. KNOW 
15402, FLOYD > FLOUNDER 30954, and FORD 4150.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

BLOWS (82--24752) 4 LETTER WEATHER