DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/13/2013    Duedate: 07/26/2013

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 360

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BE THE GUY
NAMES ARE THE WORST (6433)
(82-38688) [12-10-0,106]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BE THE GUY                     THE BRAVERY
NAMES ARE THE WORST (6433)     COLLEGE RADIO 5 (6054)
(82-38688) [12-10-0,106]       (82-36666) [6-2-0,94]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

BELLE                          THE BRAVERY
A MATTER OF TASTE (9440)       COLLEGE RADIO 5 (6054)
(82-56362) [16-9-0,91]         (82-36666) [6-2-0,94]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

NAMES ARE THE WORST (6433)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. COLLEGE RADIO 5 (6054)        24 
2. BLACK IS BACK (8317)          8     PROJECT HAYSEED (854)
3. SISTERS OF MERCY (5729)       4     Unchartered Team
4. PROJECT HAYSEED (854)         3  
5. NAMES ARE THE WORST (6433)    2     BLACK IS BACK (8317)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*GIMMICK (3298)             5   0  1 100.   1/18 NAMES ARE THE WORS (6433) 3  0 0
 2- 2*THIRSTY THUGS 710 (7951)   5   0  0 100.   2-14 SAPHIRE DREAM (7052)      2  0 1
 3- 3*THIRSTY THUGS 602 (6971)   5   0  0 100.   3- 1 THE BIZZLE (8741)         2  0 0
 4/ 0*BLACK IS BACK (8317)       2   0  1 100.   4/ 7*COLLEGE RADIO 5 (6054)    2  0 0
 5- 4*THIRSTY THUGS 601 (6970)   2   0  1 100.   5/15 A MATTER OF TASTE (9440)  2  1 0
 6- 7*THIRSTY THUGS 719 (7960)   2   0  0 100.   6/19 PROJECT HAYSEED (854)     2  1 0
 7-12*THIRSTY THUGS 714 (7955)   5   1  2 83.3   7/ 0*BLACK IS BACK (8317)      1  0 1
 8-13*THIRSTY THUGS (7008)       5   1  0 83.3   8- 2*THIRSTY THUGS 601 (6970)  1  0 1
 9-14 SUCKS TO BE YOU (1939)     9   2  0 81.8   9-20 MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)  1  0 0
10-18 DARK TOADS JAN26 (6809)   12   4  1 75.0  10-21 MEDAL OF HONOR F4 (9348)  1  0 0
11/22*COLLEGE RADIO 5 (6054)     6   2  0 75.0  11-22 MEDAL OF HONOR I3 (9374)  1  0 0
12-19*THE WIRE VII (9403)        3   1  0 75.0  12-40*THE WIRE VII (9403)       1  0 0
13-20*BAR TAB (532)              3   1  0 75.0  13- 3*THIRSTY THUGS 710 (7951)  1  0 0
14-21*FIRES OF HEAVEN 3 (2333)   5   2  1 71.4  14-25*THIRSTY THUGS 711 (7952)  1  0 0
15-23*WAY TOO MUCH BEER  (1918)  5   2  0 71.4  15- 4*THIRSTY THUGS 714 (7955)  1  0 0
16-24*THIRSTY THUGS 713 (7954)   4   2  1 66.7  16- 5*THIRSTY THUGS 719 (7960)  1  0 0
17-25*THIRSTY THUGS 711 (7952)   2   1  1 66.7  17-26 MEDAL OF HONOR A9 (8205)  1  0 0
18-27 THINGS THAT SUCK (3248)   10   6  1 62.5  18-27 MEDAL OF HONOR E3 (8237)  1  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/29 PROJECT HAYSEED (854)     22  14  1 61.1  19- 6*THIRSTY THUGS 602 (6971)  1  0 0
20/26 A MATTER OF TASTE (9440)  22  14  0 61.1  20-44*THIRSTY THUGS (7008)      1  0 0
21-30 LESION 6 (462)            12   8  0 60.0  21-11*GIMMICK (3298)            1  0 0
22-31 MEDAL OF HONOR I3 (9374)   6   4  0 60.0  22- 9 DARK THUGS (2876)         1  0 0
23-33 RAIDER COACHES (1923)      6   4  0 60.0  23-10 THINGS THAT SUCK (3248)   1  0 0
24-32 1983 RAIDERS (1927)        6   4  0 60.0  24-48*WAY TOO MUCH BEER  (1918) 1  0 0
25-34 DARKMOON GUILD (534)       6   4  0 60.0  25-12 RAIDER COACHES (1923)     1  0 0
26-37 MEDAL OF HONOR F4 (9348)  14  10  1 58.3  26-13 SUCKS TO BE YOU (1939)    1  0 0
27-38 CENSORED (356)            12   9  0 57.1  27-49 CENSORED (356)            1  0 0
28-39 R AND D (512)              8   6  0 57.1  28-50 LESION 6 (462)            1  0 0
29-40*THIRSTY THUGS 606 (6974)   4   3  0 57.1  29-52*BAR TAB (532)             1  0 0
30-41 MEDAL OF HONOR E3 (8237)   9   7  1 56.2  30-55 TRV-310 (577)             1  0 0
31-42 MEDAL OF HONOR A9 (8205)  11   9  0 55.0  31-42*OTIS ATL 02 (8493)        1  1 0
32/43 NAMES ARE THE WORS (6433) 12  10  0 54.5  32-43*OTIS ATL 04 (8495)        1  1 0
33-44 THE BIZZLE (8741)         50  46  5 52.1  33-17*THIRSTY THUGS 606 (6974)  1  1 0
34-45 IP (830)                   6   6  1 50.0  34/72*SISTERS OF MERCY (5729)   1  1 0
35-46 TRV-310 (577)              6   6  0 50.0  35/16 NUCLEAR WASTES (7975)     1  2 0
36-47*DARK TOADS 05Z (5944)      2   2  0 50.0  36-57*OTIS ATL 01 (8494)        1  2 0
37-52*OTIS ATL 02 (8493)         1   1  0 50.0  37/58 A UNIT XVII (587)         1  6 0
38-51*OTIS ATL 04 (8495)         1   1  0 50.0  38/59*A UNIT IV II (1737)       0  5 0
39/74*SISTERS OF MERCY (5729)    1   1  0 50.0  39-60*OTIS ATL 03 (8496)        0  3 0
40-55 MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)  13  15  0 46.4  40-66 MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368)  0  1 0
41-56 SAPHIRE DREAM (7052)       6   7  1 46.2  41-41*THIRSTY THUGS 713 (7954)  0  1 0
42-57 SOUPS (1916)               5   6  0 45.5  42-69*MEDAL OF HONOR C9 (8223)  0  1 0
43-58 THE ORACLE (520)           5   6  0 45.5  43-71*MEDAL OF HONOR III (6934) 0  1 0
44/60 A UNIT XVII (587)        110 156  9 41.4  44-45 DARK TOADS JAN26 (6809)   0  1 0
45-62 DARK THUGS (2876)         43  61  2 41.3  45-46*DARK TOADS 05Z (5944)     0  1 0
46/59 NUCLEAR WASTES (7975)     18  26  0 40.9  46-61*TEMPE '05 (5757)          0  1 0
47-63 MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368)  12  18  0 40.0  47-62*FIRES OF HEAVEN 3 (2333)  0  1 0
48-64*MEDAL OF HONOR C9 (8223)   2   3  1 40.0  48-47 SOUPS (1916)              0  1 0
49-66*DECEIVERZ (574)            3   5  0 37.5  49-63 1983 RAIDERS (1927)       0  1 0
50-67*OTIS ATL 01 (8494)         1   2  0 33.3  50-64 R AND D (512)             0  1 0
51-68*MEDAL OF HONOR III (6934)  2   5  0 28.6  51-51*I BELIEVE (519)           0  1 0
52-69*I BELIEVE (519)            2   5  0 28.6  52-65 THE ORACLE (520)          0  1 0
53/70*A UNIT IV II (1737)        1  13  0  7.1  53-53 DARKMOON GUILD (534)      0  1 0
54-72*OTIS ATL 03 (8496)         0   3  0  0.0  54-54*DECEIVERZ (574)           0  1 0
55-73*TEMPE '05 (5757)           0   3  0  0.0  55-56 IP (830)                  0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last 
week's fights.  Say good-bye to THE BIZZLE, as they are pushed from the coveted top 
team spot by the NAMES ARE THE WORST stable.  Take a look at NAMES ARE THE WORST's 
act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 17 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the 
ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is PROJECT HAYSEED, who 
swept up 13 places in the ranks.  Take a look at SISTERS OF MERCY's act, as they have 
a 1-0-0 week and gain 38 places in the team ranking.  A seasoned team is steady in 
the lists.  But to NUCLEAR WASTES, which fell to 35th, it's what you soak in before 
going to the Dark Arena.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I 
admit it's corny) is A UNIT XVII, who swept up 21 places in the ranks.  Take a look 
at A UNIT IV II's act, as they have a 0-2-0 week and gain 21 places in the team 
ranking.  Hey everybody, watch out for THE BRAVERY, who flew up 24 points in the 
rankings after mashing BELLE like a melon.  Keep your eye on this beast.  And falling 
like a basher in the top ten was BELLE, who dropped 2 points after a disappointing 
(to say the least) bout with THE BRAVERY.  Our battling duelmaster BE THE GUY has 
managed to hold the title, fending off MONTY BURNS' none too subtle advances.  Better 
luck next time, NUCLEAR WASTES.  4 out of 5 gladiators surveyed protect the body, so 
try and avoid aiming at that location.   
     But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  Remember:  alliances are great, 
but try and take your ally in the arena with you and see what happens.   
     Well, there's the manager of the DWES EG giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  Okay, so I may not be the world's 
best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  Hasta la bye-bye. 
(Loud choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BE THE GUY 38688             12  10    106         NAMES ARE THE WORST (6433)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE BRAVERY 36666             6   2     94         COLLEGE RADIO 5 (6054)    
 MONTY BURNS 55805            17  22     91         NUCLEAR WASTES (7975)     
 BELLE 56362                  16   9     91         A MATTER OF TASTE (9440)  

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DOUBLE TROUBLE 40795         12   4  1  77         DARK TOADS JAN26 (6809)   
-SERGEANT 27 55428            12  18     68         MEDAL OF HONOR H7 (9368)  
-VERNON MCGARITY 55330        14  10  1  67         MEDAL OF HONOR F4 (9348)  

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CYAN 42183                    6   7  1  66         SAPHIRE DREAM (7052)      
-MARUCS ALLEN 13213            6   4     66         1983 RAIDERS (1927)       
-DVI 4165                      4   5     61         TRV-310 (577)             

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-JOE MANN 48950                9   7  1  56         MEDAL OF HONOR E3 (8237)  
-TYRANT 3864                   6   4     56         DARKMOON GUILD (534)      
-3 WIT 21005                   5   0  1  55         GIMMICK (3298)            
-JAMES MILLS 55323            13  15     54         MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)  
-CLETO RODRIQUEZ 48789        11   9     53         MEDAL OF HONOR A9 (8205)  
-PRAY 13131                    5   2     53         WAY TOO MUCH BEER 4 (1918)
-DAWN 22738                    4   1     53         DARK THUGS (2876)         
-SHADE 13273                   5   0     52         SUCKS TO BE YOU (1939)    
-BLOODY SUN 47339              5   1  2  51         THIRSTY THUGS 714 (7955)  
 HAYSEED X-V 6118              9   6     49         PROJECT HAYSEED (854)     
-PUSTULE 3419                  9   3     46         LESION 6 (462)            
-ELVIS IS ALIVE 3760           2   3     46         I BELIEVE (519)           
-FORD 4150                     3   5     45         DECEIVERZ (574)           
-CALANDRA 15550                5   2  1  44         FIRES OF HEAVEN 3 (2333)  
-BLACK RUSSIAN 41937           5   1     44         THIRSTY THUGS (7008)      
-*KARINA 41749                 5   0     40         THIRSTY THUGS 602 (6971)  
-DARKONFYRE 3768               5   6     39         THE ORACLE (520)          
-CHARLES MCGIAHA 55902         6   4     36         MEDAL OF HONOR I3 (9374)  
-BURNING 47320                 5   0     36         THIRSTY THUGS 710 (7951)  

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-216.200.28.65 5959            2   3  1  32         IP (830)                  
-GRUNT 60 48881                2   3  1  32         MEDAL OF HONOR C9 (8223)  
-STRINGER BELL 55562           3   1     30         THE WIRE VII (9403)       
-Z 35992                       2   2     30         DARK TOADS 05Z (5944)     
-BODY SHOT 47332               3   2  1  29         THIRSTY THUGS 713 (7954)  
-BANSHEE 47365                 2   0     27         THIRSTY THUGS 719 (7960)  
-$136.29 3854                  3   1     24         BAR TAB (532)             

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BROCCOLI POTATO 17299         1   4     23         SOUPS (1916)              
-BROOKLYN ZOO 47326            2   1  1  22         THIRSTY THUGS 711 (7952)  
 DARK 49416                    2   0  1  19         BLACK IS BACK (8317)      
-KENNETH BAILEY 41539          2   4     16         MEDAL OF HONOR III (6934) 
-SANDY 2473                    3   1     15         CENSORED (356)            
-I GOT SLEEP! 34978            0   3     15         TEMPE '05 (5757)          

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-*MEL 41746                    2   0  1  14         THIRSTY THUGS 601 (6970)  
-FLORKCHEESE 50490             1   0     12         OTIS ATL 02 (8493)        
 SWEET AMBER 34777             1   1     11         SISTERS OF MERCY (5729)   
-FREE PARKING 55962            1   0     10         OTIS ATL 01 (8494)        
-PHILOR 50499                  1   0      7         OTIS ATL 04 (8495)        
-SEGAM 3723                    1   3      6         R AND D (512)             
-ZHIREIUS 50505                0   1      5         OTIS ATL 03 (8496)        
 GET EVEN 56422                0   2      2         A UNIT XVII (587)         

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DA-30 56438             0  1 0 A UNIT IV II 1737    HIGH ELF              360  NONE
DA-40 56437             0  1 0 A UNIT IV II 1737    MOUNTAIN TROLL        360  NONE
GO GO 56423             0  3 0 A UNIT XVII 587      DARK 49416            360   
HOPE 56424              0  1 0 A UNIT XVII 587      *MEL 41746            358   
NOX 41764               4  2 0 THIRSTY THUGS 6 6974 CYAN 42183            359   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

     If you sent personals to hal and they do not appear in this newsletter, it's
     due to the disruptions associated with the tourney.  Probably your personals
     will appear next time the newsletter prints.  Sorry.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DA-30 was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
DA-40 was barely slain by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute Dark Arena battle.
BE THE GUY defeated MONTY BURNS in a 1 minute master's Title duel.
BELLE was bested by THE BRAVERY in a exciting 2 minute bloody veteran's fight.
HAYSEED X-V bested CAPTURED ORC in a 2 minute veteran vs. amateur duel.
DARK killed GO GO in a 1 minute brawl.
SWEET AMBER overcame GET EVEN in a 2 minute beginner's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         SLASHING ATTACK   51 -  20 -  3      72  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         WALL OF STEEL     41 -  20 -  2      67  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         LUNGING ATTACK    68 -  35 -  3      66  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         TOTAL PARRY        7 -   5 -  0      58  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         STRIKING ATTACK   47 -  38 -  5      55  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -   4 -  1      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         AIMED BLOW        49 -  51 -  1      49  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   8 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         BASHING ATTACK     4 -   8 -  1      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 360 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  1         2  AIMED BLOW     
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    BE THE GUY -26848          12  10  0  106 NAMES ARE THE WORST (6433)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  THE BRAVERY -28870          6   2  0   94 COLLEGE RADIO 5 (6054)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BELLE -9174.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
DA-40 -9099.  The ten other most popular fighters were THE BRAVERY -28870, SWEET 
AMBER -30759, BE THE GUY -26848, HAYSEED X-V 6118, DARK -16120, MONTY BURNS -9731, 
BELLE -9174, GO GO -9113, GET EVEN -9114, and DA-30 -9098.

The least popular fighter this week was DA-30 -9098.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were GET EVEN -9114, GO GO -9113, BELLE -9174, MONTY BURNS -9731, DARK 
-16120, HAYSEED X-V 6118, BE THE GUY -26848, SWEET AMBER -30759, THE BRAVERY -28870, 
and DA-40 -9099.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

DOUBLE TROUBLE (82--24741) DARK TOADS JAN26