DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/10/2013    Duedate: 08/23/2013

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 362

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BE THE GUY
NAMES ARE THE WORST (6433)
(82-38688) [14-10-0,122]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BE THE GUY                     FIGHTING ILLINI
NAMES ARE THE WORST (6433)     BIG TEN 3 (6980)
(82-38688) [14-10-0,122]       (82-41796) [4-1-1,37]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

BELLE                          LUNITARI
A MATTER OF TASTE (9440)       MOONS OF KRYNN (6986)
(82-56362) [17-10-0,95]        (82-41828) [1-2-0,19]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

POSITION IS EMPTY

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. GWAR (1021)                   24 
2. FEAR FACTORY 11 (6747)        18    PROJECT HAYSEED (854)
3. MY LOVELY (6988)              17    Unchartered Team
4. BIG TEN 6 (6977)              16 
5. MOONS OF KRYNN (6986)         13    BIG TEN 6 (6977)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*BIG TEN 6 (6977)           2   0  0 100.   1/ 1 NAMES ARE THE WORS (6433) 3  0 0
 2/ 0*FEAR FACTORY 11 (6747)     1   0  1 100.   2/ 4 PROJECT HAYSEED (854)     3  0 0
 3- 3*COLLEGE RADIO 5 (6054)     6   2  0 75.0   3/ 0*BIG TEN 3 (6980)          1  0 1
 4- 5*BREIFCASE I (7585)         3   1  0 75.0   4/ 0*FEAR FACTORY 11 (6747)    1  0 1
 5/ 1*BLACK IS BACK (8317)       2   1  1 66.7   5/ 0*ROMAN DIVINITY 2 (7762)   1  0 0
 6/ 7 PROJECT HAYSEED (854)     24  14  1 63.2   6-10*BREIFCASE I (7585)        1  0 0
 7/ 8 A MATTER OF TASTE (9440)  23  15  0 60.5   7/ 0*BIG TEN 6 (6977)          1  0 0
 8/ 0*BIG TEN (6982)             3   2  0 60.0   8/ 0*BIG TEN (6982)            1  0 0
 9/10 NAMES ARE THE WORS (6433) 14  10  0 58.3   9/ 0*MOONS OF KRYNN (6986)     1  0 0
10/ 0 GWAR (1021)              119  97  9 55.1  10/ 0*MY LOVELY (6988)          1  0 0
11/ 0*BIG TEN 3 (6980)           5   5  1 50.0  11- 2*COLLEGE RADIO 5 (6054)    1  0 0
12/ 0*ROMAN DIVINITY 2 (7762)    1   1  0 50.0  12-13*SISTERS OF MERCY (5729)   1  0 0
13/ 0*MY LOVELY (6988)           1   1  0 50.0  13/ 0 GWAR (1021)               1  0 0
14-14*SISTERS OF MERCY (5729)    1   1  0 50.0  14/ 5*BLACK IS BACK (8317)      1  1 1
15-15 A UNIT XV (123)           42  49  1 46.2  15-14 A UNIT XI (117)           1  1 0
16-17 A UNIT XI (117)           82 102  5 44.6  16/ 3 A MATTER OF TASTE (9440)  1  2 0
17-18 A UNIT XVII (587)        110 156  9 41.4  17/18 NUCLEAR WASTES (7975)     0  3 0
18/ 0*DARK TOADS 05Z (5944)      2   3  0 40.0  18-16*A UNIT IV II (1737)       0  2 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/19 NUCLEAR WASTES (7975)     18  28  0 39.1  19-19 A UNIT XVII (587)         0  2 0
20/ 0*MOONS OF KRYNN (6986)      1   2  0 33.3  20/ 0*DARK TOADS 05Z (5944)     0  1 0
21-21*A UNIT IV II (1737)        1  13  0  7.1  21-23 A UNIT XV (123)           0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, in DWES EG a quiet thief gets rich, but a quiet spymaster gets poor.  
So bring me ale and harken to my tidbits of news.  It doesn't rain, but it pours for 
A MATTER OF TASTE this turn, a 0-1-0 causing a 13 flight drop in the team rankings.  
Hand that team a dry towel.  BREIFCASE I stable has parlayed this turn's 0-0-0 into a 
4 space move up the rankings.  This brings them up to 6th place.  Good work, guys!  
And let's see, SADDAM A GO-GO fought BELLE and gained 24 points and contributed to 
GWAR's 1-0-0.  The attempts to dethrone the Duelmaster have failed, and BE THE GUY 
remains DWES EG's top warrior for another turn.  Tell me, is nothing sacred?  I have 
heard from unimpeachable sources that The Welcome Wench uses trolls in their stew.  
Talk about gristle!   
     The crowd's roar, the smell of iron and leather, mixed with sweat, what more 
could a warrior ask of life?  Well, besides that.  I also notice that the SISTERS OF 
MERCY stable was the most avoided team this turn.  Come on DWES EG, what are you 
afraid of?  And avoiding SISTERS OF MERCY more than any other team we find BLACK IS 
BACK.  DWES EG, are we going to accept, or respect this sort of thing?   
     A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once.  Wise men know this to 
be true.  Is it really true that DWES EG has more dishwashers per capita that 
fighters?  Just thought I'd ask...   
     Thought for the day, a new sword shines bright, but the notched sword sings the 
sweetest.  Well, I'm burning daylight here in DWES EG and I've a long road ahead of 
me.  Happy Trails.  Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to paper-- Alarond the 
Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BE THE GUY 38688             14  10    122         NAMES ARE THE WORST (6433)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SADDAM A GO-GO 7155          11  12     98         GWAR (1021)               
 BELLE 56362                  17  10     95         A MATTER OF TASTE (9440)  
-THE BRAVERY 36666             6   2     94         COLLEGE RADIO 5 (6054)    

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HOBBS 4649                   10  11  1  71         A UNIT XI (117)           

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HAYSEED X-V 6118             11   6     56         PROJECT HAYSEED (854)     
-BLONDIE 615                   6  10     46         A UNIT XI (117)           
-BLOOD SHED 759                9   7  1  44         A UNIT XV (123)           
 FIGHTING ILLINI 41796         4   1  1  37         BIG TEN 3 (6980)          

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 Z 35992                       2   3     33         DARK TOADS 05Z (5944)     
-PASSPORT 45142                3   1     28         BREIFCASE I (7585)        
 NORTHWESTERN 41779            2   0     25         BIG TEN 6 (6977)          
 LADY LUMPS 41836              1   1     24         MY LOVELY (6988)          

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DARK 49416                    2   1  1  20         BLACK IS BACK (8317)      
 BOILERMAKER 41804             2   0     20         BIG TEN (6982)            
 LUNITARI 41828                1   2     19         MOONS OF KRYNN (6986)     
 MENELAUS 40458                1   0  1  18         FEAR FACTORY 11 (6747)    
 NEPTUNE 46318                 1   1     14         ROMAN DIVINITY 2 (7762)   
-SWEET AMBER 34777             1   1     11         SISTERS OF MERCY (5729)   

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GET EVEN 56422                0   2      2         A UNIT XVII (587)         

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
EMBEZZLING SCRIB        0  0 0                      MENELAUS 40458        362  NONE
OSKSI NOBLE             0  0 0                      FIGHTING ILLINI 41796 362  NONE
GO GO 56423             0  3 0 A UNIT XVII 587      DARK 49416            360   
HOPE 56424              0  1 0 A UNIT XVII 587      *MEL 41746            358  NOT REVENGED
NOX 41764               4  2 0 THIRSTY THUGS 6 6974 CYAN 42183            359   

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BE THE GUY devastated MONTY BURNS in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
BELLE was vanquished by SADDAM A GO-GO in a 1 minute uneven battle.
HAYSEED X-V luckily beat Z in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
FIGHTING ILLINI butchered OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
BOILERMAKER overpowered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched match.
LUNITARI viciously subdued CULT MEMBER in a 2 minute gory duel.
NORTHWESTERN devastated DARK in a 1 minute mismatched match.
LADY LUMPS handily defeated CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
NEPTUNE vanquished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven duel.
MENELAUS slaughtered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         SLASHING ATTACK   45 -  17 -  3      73  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         WALL OF STEEL     43 -  17 -  2      72  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         LUNGING ATTACK    46 -  23 -  3      67  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   3 -  1      63  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK   39 -  29 -  4      57  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   6 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK     5 -   6 -  2      45  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         AIMED BLOW        31 -  39 -  1      44  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         TOTAL PARRY        3 -   4 -  0      43  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 362 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         5  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    BE THE GUY -26848          14  10  0  122 NAMES ARE THE WORST (6433)
BASHING ATTACK   FIGHTING ILLINI -23740      4   1  1   37 BIG TEN 3 (6980)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BELLE -9174.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
LUNITARI -23708.  The ten other most popular fighters were HAYSEED X-V 6118, Z 
-29544, BE THE GUY -26848, SADDAM A GO-GO 7155, FIGHTING ILLINI -23740, BOILERMAKER 
-23732, NORTHWESTERN -23757, LADY LUMPS -23700, NEPTUNE -19218, and MENELAUS -25078.

The least popular fighter this week was DARK -16120.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were BELLE -9174, MENELAUS -25078, NEPTUNE -19218, LADY LUMPS -23700, 
NORTHWESTERN -23757, BOILERMAKER -23732, FIGHTING ILLINI -23740, SADDAM A GO-GO 7155, 
BE THE GUY -26848, and Z -29544.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

MONTY BURNS (82--9731) NUCLEAR WASTES