DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/25/2014    Duedate: 02/07/2014

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 374

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HAYSEED X-V
PROJECT HAYSEED (854)
(82-6118) [18-11-0,69]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HAYSEED X-V                    LUNITARI
PROJECT HAYSEED (854)          MOONS OF KRYNN (6986)
(82-6118) [18-11-0,69]         (82-41828) [4-4-0,55]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

NECROTICA                      NECROTICA
A UNIT XVII (587)              A UNIT XVII (587)
(82-4393) [13-15-1,65]         (82-4393) [13-15-1,65]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

POSITION IS EMPTY

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. A UNIT IV II (1737)           23 
2. WORLD BLADES (1662)           17    PROJECT HAYSEED (854)
3. FEAR FACTORY IV (1020)        14    Unchartered Team
4. BIG TEN 6 (6977)              11 
5. LAMB OF GOD (7763)            10    LAMB OF GOD (7763)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*THIRSTY THUGS 602 (6971)   8   0  0 100.   1/28*IN SHINOLA (7765)         2  0 1
 2/ 3*LAMB OF GOD (7763)         4   0  0 100.   2- 5*HOUSE OF CARDS 3 (8302)   2  0 1
 3- 4*NO-SO ROYAL RUMBLE (1672)  2   0  1 100.   3/ 6 FEAR FACTORY IV (1020)    2  0 1
 4- 5*TATOR TOPPINGS (1074)      2   0  0 100.   4/ 7*ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)     2  0 0
 5- 7*121707B (8864)             1   0  0 100.   5/ 8*LAMB OF GOD (7763)        2  0 0
 6- 6*INACTIVE (8798)            1   0  0 100.   6- 2 WISH LIST 2007 (7839)     2  0 0
 7- 8*THIRSTY THUGS 603 (6973)   7   1  0 87.5   7- 1*THIRSTY THUGS 603 (6973)  2  0 0
 8- 9*BELOW PAR (1651)           6   1  1 85.7   8/29*BIG TEN 6 (6977)          2  0 0
 9-10*HOUSE OF CARDS 3 (8302)    5   1  1 83.3   9/30*MOONS OF KRYNN (6986)     2  0 0
10-11 THIRSTY THUGS 0410 (4749) 11   3  1 78.6  10- 3 BLADES OF FURY (1526)     2  0 0
11/17*ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)      5   2  1 71.4  11/ 0 A UNIT IV II (1737)       2  1 0
12-14*TRAPPED IN BLYTHE (2321)   5   2  0 71.4  12/16 PROJECT HAYSEED (854)     2  1 0
13-15*THIRSTY THUGS 706 (7947)   6   3  0 66.7  13-17*NO-SO ROYAL RUMBLE (1672) 1  0 1
14-16*DARK TOADS 05Z (5944)      6   3  0 66.7  14-18*INACTIVE (8798)           1  0 0
15-18*THIRSTY THUGS 0417 (5092)  4   2  0 66.7  15-19*121707B (8864)            1  0 0
16-19 BEYOND THE GRAVE I (5331)  7   4  0 63.6  16-27 SUPERIOR FORCES 47 (8333) 1  0 0
17/20 PROJECT HAYSEED (854)     31  19  1 62.0  17- 9*THE BEAST (7766)          1  0 0
18-21 SUPERIOR FORCES 18 (9245)  9   6  0 60.0  18-10*THIRSTY THUGS 602 (6971)  1  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-22*SUPE (9244)                3   2  0 60.0  19-11*ELVES OF KRYNN (6984)     1  0 0
20-23*THE BEAST (7766)           3   2  0 60.0  20-31*FEAR FACTORY 11 (6747)    1  0 0
21-24*DRUNK AS A ... (6281)      7   5  1 58.3  21-23*DARK TOADS 05Z (5944)     1  0 0
22-25 SUPERIOR FORCES 47 (8333)  8   6  0 57.1  22-12*SILENT SCREAMS (5339)     1  0 0
23/37*IN SHINOLA (7765)          4   3  1 57.1  23-34*THIRSTY THUGS 0417 (5092) 1  0 0
24/38*BIG TEN 6 (6977)           4   3  0 57.1  24-35*THIRSTY THUGS 0409 (4747) 1  0 0
25-26*WHY FLORIDA SUCKS (1938)   4   3  0 57.1  25-36 THIRSTY THUGS 0410 (4749) 1  0 0
26/27 GWAR (1021)              126  99  9 56.0  26-38*WHY FLORIDA SUCKS (1938)  1  0 0
27-28*THIRSTY THUGS 0416 (5091)  5   4  0 55.6  27-26*TATOR TOPPINGS (1074)     1  0 0
28/29 FEAR FACTORY IV (1020)    91  73  7 55.5  28/ 0*WORLD BLADES (1662)       1  0 0
29-30 BLADES OF FURY (1526)     23  19  0 54.8  29-41 A UNIT XV (123)           1  0 0
30-31 EVERYBODY RUN!!! (3986)    7   6  1 53.8  30-13 SUPERIOR FORCES 18 (9245) 1  1 0
31-33 AZURE SHIELD (575)         5   5  0 50.0  31-14*THIRSTY THUGS 703 (7944)  1  1 0
32/44*MOONS OF KRYNN (6986)      4   4  0 50.0  32-43*THIRSTY THUGS 722 (7963)  1  1 0
33-35*THIRSTY THUGS 703 (7944)   3   3  1 50.0  33-44*THIRSTY THUGS 0416 (5091) 1  1 0
34-36*FEAR FACTORY 11 (6747)     3   3  1 50.0  34-15 EVERYBODY RUN!!! (3986)   1  1 0
35-39 WISH LIST 2007 (7839)     21  23  0 47.7  35/39 GWAR (1021)               1  1 0
36-41 A UNIT XV (123)           43  50  1 46.2  36- 4*DRUNK AS A ... (6281)     1  2 0
37-42*SILENT SCREAMS (5339)      4   5  0 44.4  37-42*THIRSTY THUGS 706 (7947)  0  2 0
38-43*ARCANE VIBE (5856)         4   5  0 44.4  38-45 LAMENTATION (1361)        0  2 0
39-45 LAMENTATION (1361)         5   7  0 41.7  39-46 AZURE SHIELD (575)        0  2 0
40/ 0 A UNIT XVII (587)        110 158  9 41.0  40/ 0 A UNIT XVII (587)         0  2 0
41-46*THIRSTY THUGS 0409 (4747)  4   6  0 40.0  41-47*SUPE (9244)               0  1 0
42/ 0*WORLD BLADES (1662)        5   8  0 38.5  42-48*LAMB OF GOD 2 (7764)      0  1 0
43-49 SQUARE DANCE RAP (5824)    8  16  0 33.3  43-49*SUPERIOR FORCES 54 (7566) 0  1 0
44-51*LAMB OF GOD 2 (7764)       1   2  0 33.3  44-50*THIRSTY THUGS 0503 (6967) 0  1 0
45-52*THIRSTY THUGS 722 (7963)   2   5  0 28.6  45-54 TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)     0  1 0
46-53*ELVES OF KRYNN (6984)      2   5  0 28.6  46-56*ARCANE PUNISHMENT (6320)  0  1 0
47-54 ITS A FEATURE (1239)       3   8  0 27.3  47-32 BEYOND THE GRAVE I (5331) 0  1 0
48-55 TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)     33 104  1 24.1  48-33 SQUARE DANCE RAP (5824)   0  1 0
49/ 0 A UNIT IV II (1737)        6  21  0 22.2  49-51*ARCANE VIBE (5856)        0  1 0
50-56*SUPERIOR FORCES 54 (7566)  2   7  0 22.2  50-37*TRAPPED IN BLYTHE (2321)  0  1 0
51-57*THIRSTY THUGS 0503 (6967)  1   4  0 20.0  51-52 ITS A FEATURE (1239)      0  1 0
52-58*A UNIT VI (678)            0   6  0  0.0  52-40*BELOW PAR (1651)          0  1 0
53-59*ARCANE PUNISHMENT (6320)   0   2  0  0.0  53-59*A UNIT VI (678)           0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
DWES EG brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  With any luck, I can sneak into The 
Swinging Aardvark and join IN SHINOLA's celebration over their good record this turn. 
1st place, not bad.  If The Swinging Aardvark is buying drinks for BIG TEN 6's good 
turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  
With any luck, I can sneak into The Swinging Aardvark and join MOONS OF KRYNN's 
celebration over their good record this turn.  9th place, not bad.  Of course, we're 
all terribly impressed to see MONACO win a fight and gain 17 points, terribly.  Tsk, 
tsk, MONACO beat MR. FROST II and MR. FROST II lost 8 points.  You're breakin' my 
heart.  Due to absence, and inability to defend the throne, TEMPE TC! has lost the 
Title of Duelmaster.  Start setting that alarm earlier!  And it's out with the old, 
in with the new, as HAYSEED X-V takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old 
Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  The Swinging Aardvark, humph!  I've tasted better ale at 
mortuaries.  Where do they get this stuff?  From DWES EG's trash dumps?   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  We're all going to die in the end, so why 
worry if the fate catches up with you sooner that later?   
     There's got to be a better place in DWES EG to get a drink than The Swinging 
Aardvark!  Any suggestions?  Well, I've had enough of this drivel, and I'm sure you 
have too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  I see the crowds are getting 
restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HAYSEED X-V 6118             18  11     69         PROJECT HAYSEED (854)     

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TEMPE TC! 46708              10   4    107         WISH LIST 2007 (7839)     

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ANNIE DUKE 49334              5   1  1  88         HOUSE OF CARDS 3 (8302)   
-SLOSHER 37841                 6   3  1  84         DRUNK AS A ... (6281)     
-*KARINA 41749                 8   0     75         THIRSTY THUGS 602 (6971)  
-MR SOUZA 29096                7   2     74         THIRSTY THUGS 0410 (4749) 

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ARMOR KNIGHT 49618            8   6     66         SUPERIOR FORCES 470 (8333)
-Z 35992                       6   3     66         DARK TOADS 05Z (5944)     
 NECROTICA 4393               13  15  1  65         A UNIT XVII (587)         
-MICKEY 30992                  4   2     65         THIRSTY THUGS 0417 (5092) 
-WAKE FOREST 54796             9   6     63         SUPERIOR FORCES 180 (9245)
-*RJ 41763                     7   1     60         THIRSTY THUGS 603 (6973)  
-WHIRLWIND 56177               6   1     59         BLADES OF FURY (1526)     
 CRAWDAD MCPINCHY 39388        5   4  1  58         FEAR FACTORY IV (1020)    
-TOLL ROADS 13269              4   3     58         WHY FLORIDA SUCKS (1938)  
-COUNT ORLOK 32333             4   5     58         SILENT SCREAMS (5339)     
-QUADZILLA 24967               6   6  1  57         EVERYBODY RUN!!! (3986)   

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LBA DOMINATION 11488          2   0  1  56         NO-SO ROYAL RUMBLE (1672) 
 LUNITARI 41828                4   4     55         MOONS OF KRYNN (6986)     
-8TH ATTEMPT 11378             6   1  1  53         BELOW PAR (1651)          
 VULCAN 46313                  4   2     52         ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)     
-BLOOD SHED 759               10   8  1  51         A UNIT XV (123)           
 NORTHWESTERN 41779            4   3     50         BIG TEN 6 (6977)          
-MIDORI 29089                  4   5     49         THIRSTY THUGS 0409 (4747) 
-BACON BITS 7503               2   0     48         TATOR TOPPINGS (1074)     
-UNHOLY TERROR 32296           7   4     46         BEYOND THE GRAVE II (5331)
 RUIN 46323                    4   0     46         LAMB OF GOD (7763)        
-THE HARLOT 46340              3   2     46         THE BEAST (7766)          
-4 DOLLAR LADY 15479           5   2     45         TRAPPED IN BLYTHE (2321)  
-THE CONTINENTAL 35552         4   2     42         ARCANE VIBE (5856)        
-CYANO 4154                    5   5     40         AZURE SHIELD (575)        
-QUALINESTI 41815              2   4     40         ELVES OF KRYNN (6984)     
-JOE BOB 41731                 1   4     40         THIRSTY THUGS 0503 (6967) 
-ICKY BEATS 35350              5   6     39         SQUARE DANCE RAP (5824)   
-KOR 9202                      3   5     38         LAMENTATION (1361)        
-MENELAUS 40458                3   3  1  37         FEAR FACTORY 11 (6747)    
-WILLIAMSON 54793              3   2     37         SUPE (9244)               
-ATLANTIC SUN 47377            2   5     37         THIRSTY THUGS 722 (7963)  
-UNEXPECTED EDL 13192          3   7     36         ITS A FEATURE (1239)      

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ABSURD 5086                   0   5     31         A UNIT VI (678)           
 MIRED 46332                   3   2  1  29         IN SHINOLA (7765)         
-ERUDITE 44973                 2   7     27         SUPERIOR FORCES 540 (7566)
-ELASTIC JACKASS 52615         1   0     27         121707B (8864)            

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GUTTMANN 56397                3   3  1  21         THIRSTY THUGS 703 (7944)  
 MONACO 56315                  1   0     17         WORLD BLADES (1662)       
-FLOYD-O-MINE-TAILS 38059      0   2     16         ARCANE PUNISHMENT (6320)  
 MAL PADRE 56486               1   0     15         A UNIT IV II (1737)       
 MAL MUJER 56434               1   1     14         A UNIT IV II (1737)       
-SLOTH 52232                   1   0     13         INACTIVE (8798)           
-TERROR & HUBRIS 46329         1   2      7         LAMB OF GOD 2 (7764)      

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MR. FROST II 5641             1   3      6         A UNIT XVII (587)         

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
MAL AMIGO 56444         1  5 0 A UNIT IV II 1737    MIRED 46332           374   
NIGHTTRAIN 30987        5  4 0 THIRSTY THUGS 0 5091 LBA DOMINATION 11488  373   
CHILLY WILLY 47297      6  3 0 THIRSTY THUGS 7 7947 ANNIE DUKE 49334      373   
PAUL THE TITAN 51138    2  7 0 TITANS RIP-OFF 7458  CRAWDAD MCPINCH 39388 373   
DON'T HIT ME 36207      0  1 0 WHIPPING BOYS 5977   MINERVA 46316         370  NONE

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

KICK INTHE TEETH devastated M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
NECROTICA slimly lost to HAYSEED X-V in a exciting 3 minute expert's Title battle.
CRAWDAD MCPINCHY vanquished DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
RUIN demolished FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
VULCAN vanquished CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute brutal mismatched fight.
LUNITARI devastated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 2 minute one-sided competition.
NORTHWESTERN handily defeated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute uneven melee.
MIRED dispatched MAL AMIGO in a popular 1 minute gruesome duel.
MR. FROST II was vanquished by MONACO in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MAL MUJER beat PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 2 minute novice's melee.
MAL PADRE overpowered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       2         BASHING ATTACK    12 -   5 -  0      71  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         STRIKING ATTACK   42 -  31 -  2      58  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         TOTAL PARRY        8 -   6 -  0      57  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         AIMED BLOW        21 -  20 -  1      51  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         LUNGING ATTACK    34 -  33 -  1      51  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   4 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   6 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -  10 -  2      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         SLASHING ATTACK   18 -  19 -  2      49  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         WALL OF STEEL      8 -  12 -  0      40  |

Turn 374 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         4  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         4  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0                                       2  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  CRAWDAD MCPINCHY -26148     5   4  1   58 FEAR FACTORY IV (1020)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    VULCAN -19223               4   2  0   52 ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  RUIN -19213                 4   0  0   46 LAMB OF GOD (7763)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is NECROTICA 4393.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was NECROTICA 4393.  The ten other most popular fighters were HAYSEED X-V 6118, 
CRAWDAD MCPINCHY -26148, VULCAN -19223, LUNITARI -23708, MIRED -19204, RUIN -19213, 
NORTHWESTERN -23757, MONACO -9221, MAL MUJER -9102, and MAL PADRE -9050.

The least popular fighter this week was MR. FROST II 5641.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MAL AMIGO -9092, MAL PADRE -9050, MAL MUJER -9102, MONACO 
-9221, NORTHWESTERN -23757, RUIN -19213, MIRED -19204, LUNITARI -23708, VULCAN 
-19223, and CRAWDAD MCPINCHY -26148.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

KICK INTHE TEETH (82-7173) GWAR