DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/22/2014    Duedate: 03/07/2014

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 376

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

TOAD
DARK TOADS 05T (5939)
(82-35966) [9-5-0,125]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

JABBER HOGAN                   BAMBINA BALLERINA
LAZY 9 (8398)                  DEVIATION (1697)
(82-49966) [7-7-2,190]         (82-11705) [7-2-0,93]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

NECROTICA                      BERMUDA ROSE
HOPEFULS (587)                 THIRSTY THUGS 717 (7958)
(82-4393) [13-17-1,67]         (82-47356) [3-1-0,40]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

HISPANIC RELATIVES (1737)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BIG TEN 6 (6977)              23 
2. THIRSTY THUGS 711 (7952)      22    I AM SUCK (1359)
3. ARCANE TESTAROSSA (7714)      17    Unchartered Team
4. THIRSTY THUGS 707 (7948)      13 
5. THIRSTY THUGS 0503 (6967)     13    THIRSTY THUGS 710 (7951)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 710 (7951)   6   0  0 100.   1/ 1 HISPANIC RELATIVES (1737) 6  3 0
 2- 1*LAMB OF GOD (7763)         5   0  0 100.   2- 3*LAMB OF GOD (7763)        2  0 0
 3/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 520 (6706)   4   0  1 100.   3/15*THIRSTY THUGS 707 (7948)  2  0 0
 4/ 3*THIRSTY THUGS 707 (7948)   4   0  0 100.   4/18*THIRSTY THUGS 720 (7961)  2  0 0
 5- 4*THIRSTY THUGS 708 (7949)   3   0  0 100.   5/20*THIRSTY THUGS 0503 (6967) 2  0 0
 6- 5*TATOR TOPPINGS (1074)      3   0  0 100.   6/25 DARK TOADS 05T (5939)     2  0 0
 7- 6*121707B (8864)             2   0  0 100.   7/28*BELOW PAR (1651)          2  0 0
 8/ 0*ARCANE TESTAROSSA (7714)   1   0  0 100.   8/32 PROJECT HAYSEED (854)     2  1 0
 9/ 7*BELOW PAR (1651)           8   1  1 88.9   9/ 2 FEAR FACTORY IV (1020)    2  2 0
10/ 0 I AM SUCK (1359)          15   3  0 83.3  10/ 8*BIG TEN 6 (6977)          2  5 0
11/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 711 (7952)   4   1  1 80.0  11/10 HOPEFULS (587)            2  5 0
12/ 2*THIRSTY THUGS 717 (7958)   3   1  0 75.0  12- 4*IN SHINOLA (7765)         1  0 1
13/13*THIRSTY THUGS 720 (7961)   3   1  0 75.0  13- 5*121707B (8864)            1  0 0
14/10*FIRES OF HEAVEN 3 (2333)   6   3  1 66.7  14-16*THIRSTY THUGS 708 (7949)  1  0 0
15-12*NO-SO ROYAL RUMBLE (1672)  2   1  1 66.7  15/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 710 (7951)  1  0 0
16/15 DARK TOADS 05T (5939)      9   5  0 64.3  16/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 711 (7952)  1  0 0
17-14*ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)      5   3  1 62.5  17/ 0*ARCANE TESTAROSSA (7714)  1  0 0
18/16 PROJECT HAYSEED (854)     32  20  1 61.5  18/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 520 (6706)  1  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-22*IN SHINOLA (7765)          4   3  1 57.1  19/ 0 DEVIATION 12 (4993)       1  0 0
20/28 R AND D (512)              9   7  0 56.2  20- 6*TATOR TOPPINGS (1074)     1  0 0
21/25 GWAR (1021)              126 102  9 55.3  21/ 0 I AM SUCK (1359)          1  0 0
22/23 FEAR FACTORY IV (1020)    92  75  7 55.1  22-29*WORLD BLADES (1662)       1  0 0
23/ 0*DEVIATION (1697)          12  10  1 54.5  23/ 0 THE ORACLE (520)          1  0 0
24/26 LAZY 9 (8398)              7   7  2 50.0  24/12 LAZY 9 (8398)             1  1 0
25/ 0 DEVIATION 12 (4993)        6   6  0 50.0  25- 7*ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)     1  1 0
26/ 0 THE ORACLE (520)           6   6  0 50.0  26/17*THIRSTY THUGS 717 (7958)  1  1 0
27/ 0 HUNTING BUDDIES (118)    119 136 10 46.7  27-31*BLOODHAMMER CLAN (3703)   1  1 0
28/ 0*NAMINGWARRIORSSUCK (1936)  4   5  0 44.4  28/27*FIRES OF HEAVEN 3 (2333)  1  1 0
29/29 BIG TEN (6982)             6   8  0 42.9  29/ 0*DEVIATION (1697)          1  1 0
30/40*THIRSTY THUGS 0503 (6967)  3   4  0 42.9  30/48 R AND D (512)             1  1 0
31/37 HOPEFULS (587)           112 161  9 41.0  31/33 GWAR (1021)               1  3 0
32-38*BLOODHAMMER CLAN (3703)    6   9  0 40.0  32/42 BIG TEN (6982)            1  4 0
33/31*BIG TEN 6 (6977)           5   8  0 38.5  33/ 9 MOONS OF KRYNN (6986)     1  5 0
34-39*WORLD BLADES (1662)        5   8  0 38.5  34/41*BIG TEN 2 (6981)          0  6 0
35/35 MOONS OF KRYNN (6986)      4   9  0 30.8  35/43*DRAWN TOGETHER (6991)     0  6 0
36/44 HISPANIC RELATIVES (1737) 10  23  0 30.3  36/ 0 HUNTING BUDDIES (118)     0  2 0
37/ 0*ARCANE ETC (6511)          1   4  0 20.0  37-45*ROOKIE ARMADA 13 (6717)   0  1 0
38/47*BIG TEN 2 (6981)           0   6  0  0.0  38/ 0*ARCANE ETC (6511)         0  1 0
39/48*DRAWN TOGETHER (6991)      0   6  0  0.0  39/ 0*NAMINGWARRIORSSUCK (1936) 0  1 0
40-49*ROOKIE ARMADA 13 (6717)    0   1  0  0.0  40-30*NO-SO ROYAL RUMBLE (1672) 0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Hail and well met warriors of DWES EG!  Know me for who I am, Zontani Sharp 
Eyes, Spymaster extraordinaire of all Alastari.  I have begun to suspect trickery on 
the part of THIRSTY THUGS 707.  How else weeks like this one's 1-0-0?  How else the 
sudden move to 3rd team?  The proverbial rising comet can only hope to compare with 
THIRSTY THUGS 720's team record!  A 1-0-0 week and now a firm grasp on a 4th place 
ranking.  I have begun to suspect trickery on the part of THIRSTY THUGS 0503.  How 
else weeks like this one's 1-0-0?  How else the sudden move to 5th team?  The 
proverbial rising comet can only hope to compare with DARK TOADS 05T's team record!  
A 1-0-0 week and now a firm grasp on a 6th place ranking.  I have begun to suspect 
trickery on the part of BELOW PAR.  How else weeks like this one's 1-0-0?  How else 
the sudden move to 7th team?  The proverbial rising comet can only hope to compare 
with PROJECT HAYSEED's team record!  A 1-0-0 week and now a firm grasp on a 8th place 
ranking.  LAZY 9 bore the brunt of major assault on their standings this week as they 
dropped to 24th position as the result of going 0-1-0!  I have begun to suspect 
trickery on the part of R AND D.  How else weeks like this one's 1-0-0?  How else the 
sudden move to 30th team?  My tutors were fond of telling me that the higher you rise 
the harder you fall.  This week MOONS OF KRYNN went 0-4-0 and fell 24 notches into 
33rd!  BROOKLYN ZOO caught the eye of many in the gladiatorial commission as he 
skillfully bested DANGEROUS CRIMINAL and was awarded 22 points in recognition.  In 
one of the week's more notable duels, DOUBLE DUTCH put down CRAWDAD MCPINCHY, causing 
him to lose 9 points of recognition in the process.  Not for nothing has TOAD in the 
past laid claim to the Duelmaster's throne, and this week he's proven his combat 
skill yet again.  Would you believe that over half of the old women in DWES EG seem 
to feel that they could fight better than you gladiators?   
     I have been in deep conclave with my spies who watched all that has recently 
transpired.  Indeed there is much I would report.   
     Is not Death a warrior's foremost adviser?   Warriors, may this counselor stand 
ready at your right hand forever!  Some guilds are strict but few are as heartless as 
BIG TEN.  Witness, last turn they sent BOILERMAKER, a 4-0-0 fighter, to the Dark 
Arena!  Dark alleys may hide both secrets and assassins.  In the arena there is only 
the brightness of steel.  Keep vigil always!   
     If it were not for my skills as a spy I would have been mugged three times 
already in DWES EG.  Nice atmosphere you have here!  More than a sharp eye must I 
keep, indeed a stout pair of legs must I keep as well!  The endless paths of Alastari 
await me!  Till next we meet remember - the pen is mightier than the sword, but a 
maul is a different story!-- Zontani Sharp Eyes  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TOAD 35966                    9   5    125         DARK TOADS 05T (5939)     

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JABBER HOGAN 49966            7   7  2 190         LAZY 9 (8398)             
 BAMBINA BALLERINA 11705       7   2     93         DEVIATION (1697)          

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FLATLINER 642                16  19  2  75         HUNTING BUDDIES (118)     
 JOE BOB 41731                 3   4     70         THIRSTY THUGS 0503 (6967) 
 HAYSEED X-V 6118             19  12     69         PROJECT HAYSEED (854)     
 8TH ATTEMPT 11378             8   1  1  69         BELOW PAR (1651)          
 NECROTICA 4393               13  17  1  67         HOPEFULS (587)            

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DOUBLE DUTCH 30458            6   6     66         DEVIATION 12 (4993)       
-BACON BITS 7503               3   0     63         TATOR TOPPINGS (1074)     
 CALANDRA 15550                6   3  1  59         FIRES OF HEAVEN 3 (2333)  

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-RUIN 46323                    5   0     55         LAMB OF GOD (7763)        
 NORTHWESTERN 41779            5   4     55         BIG TEN 6 (6977)          
 CRAWDAD MCPINCHY 39388        6   5  1  52         FEAR FACTORY IV (1020)    
 BROOKLYN ZOO 47326            4   1  1  51         THIRSTY THUGS 711 (7952)  
 DARKONFYRE 3768               6   6     49         THE ORACLE (520)          
 DEVIN 655                    10  13     45         HUNTING BUDDIES (118)     
 BURNING 47320                 6   0     45         THIRSTY THUGS 710 (7951)  
 AAA 13258                     4   5     45         NAMINGWARRIORSSUCKS (1936)
-LBA DOMINATION 11488          2   1  1  44         NO-SO ROYAL RUMBLE (1672) 
 CHAMELEON 47303               4   0     43         THIRSTY THUGS 707 (7948)  
 BERMUDA ROSE 47356            3   1     40         THIRSTY THUGS 717 (7958)  
-VULCAN 46313                  4   3     39         ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)     
 MASSACRE 40239                4   0  1  38         THIRSTY THUGS 520 (6706)  
 LUNITARI 41828                4   6     38         MOONS OF KRYNN (6986)     
 BULVI 17301                   4   1     37         I AM SUCK (1359)          
 HELLS CUCINA 11701            4   2     34         DEVIATION (1697)          

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ELASTIC JACKASS 52615         2   0     32         121707B (8864)            
-CARBOMB 47310                 3   0     30         THIRSTY THUGS 708 (7949)  
-MIRED 46332                   3   2  1  29         IN SHINOLA (7765)         
 SEGAM 3723                    2   4     24         R AND D (512)             

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WARDRA 56471                  1   0     21         BLOODHAMMER CLAN (3703)   
 MAL PADRE 56486               3   0     20         HISPANIC RELATIVES (1737) 
 THUG PASSION 56427            2   0     19         THIRSTY THUGS 720 (7961)  
-MONACO 56315                  1   0     17         WORLD BLADES (1662)       
 YOKED 2 THE MAX 45963         1   0     17         ARCANE TESTAROSSA (7714)  
 MAL MUJER 56434               2   2     16         HISPANIC RELATIVES (1737) 
 TALON CHOP!! 39128            0   2     16         ARCANE ETC (6511)         
 GOLDEN GOPHER 41805           1   1     12         BIG TEN (6982)            
 MR. FROST II 5641             1   4      7         HOPEFULS (587)            
 SPARTAN 41803                 0   2      6         BIG TEN 2 (6981)          
 WOOLDOOR SOCKBAT 41853        0   2      6         DRAWN TOGETHER (6991)     
 MAL NADA 56491                1   1      4         HISPANIC RELATIVES (1737) 
-DA2 40293                     0   1      1         ROOKIE ARMADA 13 (6717)   

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
A 41806                 0  1 0 BIG TEN 6982         SHEWISH GIANT         376  NONE
B 41807                 0  1 0 BIG TEN 6982         DARK CHAMPION         376  NONE
BOILERMAKER 41804       4  1 0 BIG TEN 6982         BANDIT PRINCE         376  NONE
A 41799                 0  1 0 BIG TEN 2 6981       WURM KIN              376  NONE
B 41800                 0  1 0 BIG TEN 2 6981       BANDIT PRINCE         376  NONE
C 41802                 0  1 0 BIG TEN 2 6981       MOUNTAIN TROLL        376  NONE
NITTANY LION 41801      0  1 0 BIG TEN 2 6981       SHEWISH GIANT         376  NONE
A 41780                 0  1 0 BIG TEN 6 6977       ARENAMASTER           376  NONE
B 41782                 0  1 0 BIG TEN 6 6977       HIGH ELF              376  NONE
C 41783                 0  1 0 BIG TEN 6 6977       BANDIT PRINCE         376  NONE
MICHIGAN STATE 41781    0  1 0 BIG TEN 6 6977       SHEWISH GIANT         376  NONE
A 41849                 0  1 0 DRAWN TOGETHER 6991  DARK CHAMPION         376  NONE
B 41852                 0  1 0 DRAWN TOGETHER 6991  STONE GOLEM           376  NONE
SPANKY HAM 41850        0  1 0 DRAWN TOGETHER 6991  MOUNTAIN TROLL        376  NONE
TOOT 41851              0  1 0 DRAWN TOGETHER 6991  WURM KIN              376  NONE
TIME HEALS NOTHI 7135   2  4 0 FEAR FACTORY IV 1020 BLACK ORC             376  NONE
MAL AMIGO 56444         1  5 0 HISPANIC RELATI 1737 MIRED 46332           374   
A 41824                 0  1 0 MOONS OF KRYNN 6986  STONE GOLEM           376  NONE
B 41825                 0  1 0 MOONS OF KRYNN 6986  SPYMASTER             376  NONE
NUITARI 41827           0  1 0 MOONS OF KRYNN 6986  HIGH ELF              376  NONE
NIGHTTRAIN 30987        5  4 0 THIRSTY THUGS 0 5091 LBA DOMINATION 11488  373   
CHILLY WILLY 47297      6  3 0 THIRSTY THUGS 7 7947 ANNIE DUKE 49334      373   
PAUL THE TITAN 51138    2  7 0 TITANS RIP-OFF 7458  CRAWDAD MCPINCH 39388 373   

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BOILERMAKER was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
TIME HEALS NOTHING was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
SPANKY HAM was easily killed by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
NUITARI was assassinated by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
A was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
C was assassinated by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena match.
A was slaughtered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
B was butchered by HIGH ELF in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
MICHIGAN STATE was assassinated by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
A was slaughtered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena duel.
B was slaughtered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
C was slaughtered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
TOOT was executed by WURM KIN in a popular 1 minute gory Dark Arena melee.
B was murdered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
B was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena conflict.
B was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
A was murdered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
A was executed by WURM KIN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena conflict.
NITTANY LION was assassinated by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
TOAD overpowered JABBER HOGAN in a 2 minute uneven Title struggle.
BAMBINA BALLERINA handily defeated FLATLINER in a 1 minute bloody mismatched bout.
CALANDRA was bested by KUNG-FU MASTER in a exciting 4 minute fight.
CRAWDAD MCPINCHY was narrowly defeated by DOUBLE DUTCH in a exciting 2 minute bout.
8TH ATTEMPT overpowered CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
NECROTICA was viciously subdued by JOE BOB in a action packed 3 minute veteran's bout.
HAYSEED X-V savagely defeated DEVIN in a 2 minute gruesome expert's fray.
DARKONFYRE viciously subdued HELLS CUCINA in a exciting 2 minute gory bout.
AAA was overpowered by NORTHWESTERN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
LUNITARI was savagely defeated by BURNING in a 2 minute gory duel.
BERMUDA ROSE was luckily beaten by CAPTURED ORC in a 2 minute match.
MASSACRE overpowered CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
BROOKLYN ZOO handily defeated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
BULVI vanquished SIN SIN NATTY in a 2 minute one-sided fray.
CHAMELEON overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 2 minute gory one-sided match.
TALON CHOP!! was beaten by MAL MUJER in a popular 4 minute bout.
SEGAM handily defeated MAL NADA in a 1 minute mismatched match.
GOLDEN GOPHER slimly won victory over MR. FROST II in a 3 minute amateur's fight.
SPARTAN was subdued by MAL PADRE in a 2 minute amateur's match.
WOOLDOOR SOCKBAT was overpowered by THUG PASSION in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
YOKED 2 THE MAX narrowly defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a 4 minute match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      10         BASHING ATTACK     8 -   5 -  0      62  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  9         STRIKING ATTACK   46 -  34 -  2      58  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  8         LUNGING ATTACK    33 -  29 -  1      53  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         AIMED BLOW        26 -  23 -  1      53  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         SLASHING ATTACK   24 -  23 -  2      51  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         TOTAL PARRY        9 -  11 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -  14 -  1      42  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -  10 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         WALL OF STEEL      9 -  14 -  0      39  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   6 -  0      25  |

Turn 376 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         6 -  4     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  3         5  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  3         3  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  4     SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  7         3  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  4     
                              TOTAL PARRY        1 -  4     
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  3     
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      TOAD -29570                 9   5  0  125 DARK TOADS 05T (5939)
STRIKING ATTACK  BAMBINA BALLERINA 11705     7   2  0   93 DEVIATION (1697)
AIMED BLOW       8TH ATTEMPT 11378           8   1  1   69 BELOW PAR (1651)
WALL OF STEEL    CALANDRA 15550              6   3  1   59 FIRES OF HEAVEN 3 (2333)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    NORTHWESTERN -23757         5   4  0   55 BIG TEN 6 (6977)
SLASHING ATTACK  CRAWDAD MCPINCHY -26148     6   5  1   52 FEAR FACTORY IV (1020)
LUNGING ATTACK   BERMUDA ROSE -18180         3   1  0   40 THIRSTY THUGS 717 (7958)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is NECROTICA 4393.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was BERMUDA ROSE -18180.  The ten other most popular fighters were TALON CHOP!! 
-26408, DOUBLE DUTCH 30458, JOE BOB -23805, DARKONFYRE 3768, BURNING -18216, CALANDRA 
15550, HAYSEED X-V 6118, BULVI 17301, MAL PADRE -9050, and TOAD -29570.

The least popular fighter this week was WOOLDOOR SOCKBAT -23683.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MAL NADA -9045, SIN SIN NATTY -25700, LUNITARI -23708, HELLS 
CUCINA 11701, FLATLINER 642, NITTANY LION -23735, A -23737, A -23712, B -23736, and B 
-23711.