DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/22/2014    Duedate: 04/04/2014

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 378

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

TOAD
DARK TOADS 05T (5939)
(82-35966) [11-5-0,154]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

TOAD                           JOE BOB
DARK TOADS 05T (5939)          THIRSTY THUGS 0503 (6967)
(82-35966) [11-5-0,154]        (82-41731) [5-4-0,92]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

NECROTICA                      GOD:  DEAD
HOPEFULS (587)                 THE TRUTH (3774)
(82-4393) [14-18-1,71]         (82-23638) [0-1-0,7]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

ARCANE TREASURES (7569)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ASKEWNIVERSE (2645)           42 
2. RESTRICTIONS (117)            40    I AM SUCK (1359)
3. COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)        23    Unchartered Team
4. ARCANE TREASURES (7569)       21 
5. MLB (5275)                    19    THIRSTY THUGS 520 (6706)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*THIRSTY THUGS 520 (6706)   6   0  1 100.   1/12 ARCANE TREASURES (7569)   5  4 0
 2- 3*THIRSTY THUGS 707 (7948)   5   0  0 100.   2/ 3*THIRSTY THUGS 0503 (6967) 3  0 0
 3- 4*TATOR TOPPINGS (1074)      4   0  0 100.   3/ 9*THIRSTY THUGS 520 (6706)  3  0 0
 4- 5*121707B (8864)             3   0  0 100.   4/ 4 DARK TOADS 05T (5939)     3  0 0
 5/ 0*ASKEWNIVERSE (2645)        3   0  0 100.   5/ 1 HISPANIC RELATIVES (1737) 3  4 0
 6/ 0*UNDERWORLD (8289)          1   0  0 100.   6/20*LAZY DM (3300)            2  0 1
 7/ 9*THIRSTY THUGS 710 (7951)   7   1  0 87.5   7- 2*THIRSTY THUGS 707 (7948)  2  0 0
 8- 8*THIRSTY THUGS 714 (7955)   6   1  2 85.7   8/15*THIRSTY THUGS 711 (7952)  2  0 0
 9/10 I AM SUCK (1359)          16   3  0 84.2   9/18*THIRSTY THUGS 719 (7960)  2  0 0
10/ 0 SUCKS TO BE YOU (1939)    10   2  1 83.3  10/21*WAY TOO MUCH BEER  (1918) 2  0 0
11/13*THIRSTY THUGS 711 (7952)   5   1  1 83.3  11/22 FIRES OF HEAVEN 2  (2182) 2  0 0
12/14*THIRSTY THUGS 719 (7960)   5   1  0 83.3  12/23 I AM SUCK (1359)          2  0 0
13-11*THIRSTY THUGS 721 (7962)   5   1  0 83.3  13/31*NO-SO ROYAL RUMBLE (1672) 2  0 0
14/12 FIRES OF HEAVEN 2  (2182)  9   2  1 81.8  14/ 0 RESTRICTIONS (117)        2  0 0
15/ 7 BELOW PAR (1651)           9   2  1 81.8  15/27*THIRSTY THUGS 710 (7951)  2  1 0
16/16*NO-SO ROYAL RUMBLE (1672)  4   1  1 80.0  16/30 NAMINGWARRIORSSUCK (1936) 2  1 0
17/15*WAY TOO MUCH BEER  (1918)  7   2  0 77.8  17/ 5 BELOW PAR (1651)          2  1 0
18-17*THIRSTY THUGS 720 (7961)   3   1  0 75.0  18/37 PROJECT HAYSEED (854)     2  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-18*THIRSTY THUGS 713 (7954)   5   2  1 71.4  19/32 COLLEGE BUDDIES (121)     2  1 0
20/ 0*NARD CORE (2310)           5   2  0 71.4  20/34 THE ORACLE (520)          2  1 0
21/19 DARK TOADS 05T (5939)     11   5  0 68.8  21-11*ARCANE TESTAROSSA (7714)  2  2 0
22/20 ARCANE TREASURES (7569)   19  11  0 63.3  22/42*MLB (5275)                2  8 0
23/22 PROJECT HAYSEED (854)     33  21  1 61.1  23/ 0 SUCKS TO BE YOU (1939)    1  0 1
24-24*THIRSTY THUGS 717 (7958)   3   2  0 60.0  24- 7*121707B (8864)            1  0 0
25/25 LESION 6 (462)            13   9  0 59.1  25-16*THIRSTY THUGS 713 (7954)  1  0 0
26/33*LAZY DM (3300)             4   3  2 57.1  26-17*THIRSTY THUGS 714 (7955)  1  0 0
27-26 R AND D (512)              9   7  0 56.2  27- 8*THIRSTY THUGS 720 (7961)  1  0 0
28/32*THIRSTY THUGS 0503 (6967)  5   4  0 55.6  28-19*THIRSTY THUGS 721 (7962)  1  0 0
29/27 GWAR (1021)              127 104  9 55.0  29/ 0*UNDERWORLD (8289)         1  0 0
30-28 FEAR FACTORY IV (1020)    92  76  7 54.8  30/ 0*ASKEWNIVERSE (2645)       1  0 0
31/23 FIRES OF HEAVEN 3 (2333)   6   5  1 54.5  31/ 0*NARD CORE (2310)          1  0 0
32/31 NAMINGWARRIORSSUCK (1936)  6   5  0 54.5  32-10*TATOR TOPPINGS (1074)     1  0 0
33/ 0 BIG TEN 3 (6980)          15  13  1 53.6  33-24*3 WIT WONDERS (1365)      1  0 0
34-29 DEVIATION (1697)          12  12  1 50.0  34-33 R AND D (512)             1  0 0
35-30 LAZY 9 (8398)              7   7  2 50.0  35-25*STEEL DREAMS (517)        1  0 0
36/40 THE ORACLE (520)           7   7  0 50.0  36/53 LESION 6 (462)            1  1 0
37-34*3 WIT WONDERS (1365)       3   3  0 50.0  37/28 DEVIATION 12 (4993)       1  2 0
38-35*STEEL DREAMS (517)         3   3  0 50.0  38-41 BIG TEN (6982)            1  3 0
39-36*ARCANE TESTAROSSA (7714)   2   2  0 50.0  39-38 DEVIATION (1697)          1  3 0
40/ 0*SIX FEET UNDER (5634)      2   2  0 50.0  40/40 GWAR (1021)               1  3 0
41/37 COLLEGE BUDDIES (121)    144 159  7 47.5  41/ 6 HOPEFULS (587)            1  3 0
42-38 HUNTING BUDDIES (118)    119 136 10 46.7  42/51*ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)     1  4 0
43/21*ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)      6   7  1 46.2  43-43*BIG TEN 6 (6977)          1  4 0
44/ 0 PATROL PARTNERS (123)     43  51  1 45.7  44/ 0*HARVEST DAY (6987)        1  4 0
45/ 0 RESTRICTIONS (117)        84 102  5 45.2  45/47 COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)    1  7 0
46-42 BIG TEN (6982)             6   8  0 42.9  46/ 0*FEAR FACTORY 13 (8135)    0  5 0
47/39 DEVIATION 12 (4993)        6   8  0 42.9  47-44*BIG TEN 2 (6981)          0  5 0
48/ 0 FEAR FACTORY II (1017)    35  50  6 41.2  48-45*DRAWN TOGETHER (6991)     0  5 0
49/43 HOPEFULS (587)           113 162  9 41.1  49/ 0*THE TRUTH (3774)          0  5 0
50-45*BIG TEN 6 (6977)           5   8  0 38.5  50-46 MOONS OF KRYNN (6986)     0  4 0
51/41*MLB (5275)                 5   9  0 35.7  51/ 0 FEAR FACTORY II (1017)    0  4 0
52/ 0*FEAR FACTORY 11 (6747)     3   6  1 33.3  52-48*ACTIONS! (677)            0  4 0
53/ 0*DECEIVERZ (574)            3   6  0 33.3  53/ 0 BIG TEN 3 (6980)          0  3 0
54-46 MOONS OF KRYNN (6986)      4   9  0 30.8  54/ 0*ELVES OF KRYNN (6984)     0  3 0
55/48 COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)    21  49  1 30.0  55/ 0*FEAR FACTORY 11 (6747)    0  3 0
56/ 0*HARVEST DAY (6987)         3   7  0 30.0  56/36 FIRES OF HEAVEN 3 (2333)  0  3 0
57/47 HISPANIC RELATIVES (1737) 11  26  0 29.7  57-39 FEAR FACTORY IV (1020)    0  3 0
58/ 0*ELVES OF KRYNN (6984)      2   8  0 20.0  58-35*THIRSTY THUGS 717 (7958)  0  2 0
59/ 0*THE TRUTH (3774)           2  10  0 16.7  59-49*ARCANE ETC (6511)         0  2 0
60-49*ARCANE ETC (6511)          1   5  0 16.7  60/ 0*SIX FEET UNDER (5634)     0  2 0
61/ 0*FEAR FACTORY 13 (8135)     0   7  0  0.0  61-50 HUNTING BUDDIES (118)     0  2 0
62-50*BIG TEN 2 (6981)           0   6  0  0.0  62-26 LAZY 9 (8398)             0  1 0
63-51*DRAWN TOGETHER (6991)      0   6  0  0.0  63/ 0 PATROL PARTNERS (123)     0  1 0
64-52*ACTIONS! (677)             0   6  0  0.0  64/ 0*DECEIVERZ (574)           0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Busy, busy, busy, lots of things happening in DWES EG this turn, and let's start 
with a look at some of the teams.  It seems the training can make the difference, as 
HISPANIC RELATIVES is pushed out of top team by ARCANE TREASURES, who came from 12th 
with a 3-2-0 this turn.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  
ARCANE TREASURES has turned a 3-2-0 into 1st place from 12th.  Give me the recipe!  I 
want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Swinging Aardvark, seeing 
as LAZY DM's 4-3-2 has earned them 6th place in the ranks.  I understand that The 
Swinging Aardvark is buying the drinks for WAY TOO MUCH BEER 4 tonight, to honor 
their rise to 10th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  Now, what did these guys have for 
breakfast this morning?  FIRES OF HEAVEN 2 II has turned a 1-0-0 into 11th place from 
22nd.  Give me the recipe!  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at 
The Swinging Aardvark, seeing as I AM SUCK's 16-3-0 has earned them 12th place in the 
ranks.  I understand that The Swinging Aardvark is buying the drinks for NO-SO ROYAL 
RUMBLE tonight, to honor their rise to 13th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  Now, what 
did these guys have for breakfast this morning?  THIRSTY THUGS 710 has turned a 1-0-0 
into 15th place from 27th.  Give me the recipe!  I want to know who's buying the 
drinks for who tonight at The Swinging Aardvark, seeing as NAMINGWARRIORSSUCKS' 6-5-0 
has earned them 16th place in the ranks.  Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may 
be) go out to BELOW PAR for their drop to 17th from 5th.  A 0-1-0 can do that.  I 
understand that The Swinging Aardvark is buying the drinks for PROJECT HAYSEED 
tonight, to honor their rise to 18th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  Now, what did 
these guys have for breakfast this morning?  COLLEGE BUDDIES has turned a 1-0-0 into 
19th place from 32nd.  Give me the recipe!  I want to know who's buying the drinks 
for who tonight at The Swinging Aardvark, seeing as THE ORACLE's 7-7-0 has earned 
them 20th place in the ranks.  Now, what did these guys have for breakfast this 
morning?  MLB has turned a 1-4-0 into 22nd place from 42nd.  Give me the recipe!  I 
understand that The Swinging Aardvark is buying the drinks for LESION 6 tonight, to 
honor their rise to 36th after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  HOPEFULS must be either in 
pain, or numb, having dropped from 6th to 41st this turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as the 
weight.  And let's see, SILENT BOB fought SPIDERBAIT and gained 42 points and 
contributed to ASKEWNIVERSE's 1-0-0.  8TH ATTEMPT has lost to NO SMOKING, falling 15 
points, while helping make BELOW PAR a 0-1-0 turn.  The attempts to dethrone the 
Duelmaster have failed, and TOAD remains DWES EG's top warrior for another turn.  By 
the way, was that our Duelmaster that I saw last night, cramped under the table at 
The Swinging Aardvark?   
     I tell you, a green quarterstaff lasts longer than a seasoned sapling.  A basher 
friend of mine assures me this is true.  I also notice that the PROJECT HAYSEED 
stable was the most avoided team this turn.  Come on DWES EG, what are you afraid of? 
And avoiding PROJECT HAYSEED more than any other team we find DARK TOADS 05T.  DWES 
EG, are we going to accept, or respect this sort of thing?  Well, sports fans, take 
notice that NECROTICA from HOPEFULS was DWES EG's most challenged warrior this turn.  
     The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.  
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed.  We'd like to remind certain teams 
not to rob the graves of their enemies.  You know who you are; and it's considered 
rude.   
     Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe.  Dare 
to fight bravely.  It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet again, keep your 
swords sharp and your hammers heavy.  Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to 
paper-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TOAD 35966                   11   5    154         DARK TOADS 05T (5939)     

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TWIGGY RAMEIZ 7105           15   7    110         FEAR FACTORY II (1017)    
 TOY HORSEY 45013             11   3     96         ARCANE TREASURES (7569)   
 JOE BOB 41731                 5   4     92         THIRSTY THUGS 0503 (6967) 
 HOBBS 4649                   11  11  1  91         RESTRICTIONS (117)        

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BAMBINA BALLERINA 11705       7   3     86         DEVIATION (1697)          
 SADDAM A GO-GO 7155          11  13     84         GWAR (1021)               
 NO SMOKING 625               12   7  4  80         RESTRICTIONS (117)        
 TATANKA 14626                 8   2  1  78         FIRES OF HEAVEN 2 I (2182)
 HAYSEED X-V 6118             20  13     76         PROJECT HAYSEED (854)     
 BANSHEE 47365                 5   1     76         THIRSTY THUGS 719 (7960)  
-FLATLINER 642                16  19  2  75         HUNTING BUDDIES (118)     
-BACON BITS 7503               4   0     72         TATOR TOPPINGS (1074)     
 NECROTICA 4393               14  18  1  71         HOPEFULS (587)            
 LBA DOMINATION 11488          4   1  1  70         NO-SO ROYAL RUMBLE (1672) 

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KATHRYN 729                  14  10     66         COLLEGE BUDDIES (121)     

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PUSTULE 3419                 10   4     66         LESION 6 (462)            
 8TH ATTEMPT 11378             9   2  1  66         BELOW PAR (1651)          
 FATHER 13274                  5   2  1  65         SUCKS TO BE YOU (1939)    
 TIGERS 31959                  5   1     65         MLB (5275)                
 PRAY 13131                    7   2     63         WAY TOO MUCH BEER 4 (1918)
 DOUBLE DUTCH 30458            6   8     63         DEVIATION 12 (4993)       
-BLOODY SUN 47339              6   1  2  59         THIRSTY THUGS 714 (7955)  
 AAA 13258                     6   5     58         NAMINGWARRIORSSUCKS (1936)
 BROOKLYN ZOO 47326            5   1  1  58         THIRSTY THUGS 711 (7952)  
 FAXED IN TURNS 21013          4   3  2  58         LAZY DM (3300)            

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DARKONFYRE 3768               7   7     55         THE ORACLE (520)          
-NORTHWESTERN 41779            5   4     55         BIG TEN 6 (6977)          
 MASSACRE 40239                6   0  1  54         THIRSTY THUGS 520 (6706)  
 DR. KNOW 15402                5   2     53         NARD CORE (2310)          
 SILENT BOB 17328              3   0     53         ASKEWNIVERSE (2645)       
 FIGHTING ILLINI 41796         8   5  1  52         BIG TEN 3 (6980)          
 CALANDRA 15550                6   5  1  52         FIRES OF HEAVEN 3 (2333)  
-CHAMELEON 47303               5   0     52         THIRSTY THUGS 707 (7948)  
-DEFUNCT 9222                  3   2     51         3 WIT WONDERS (1365)      
 BULVI 17301                   5   1     49         I AM SUCK (1359)          
 FORD 4150                     3   6     47         DECEIVERZ (574)           
 BLOOD SHED 759               10   9  1  46         PATROL PARTNERS (123)     
-DEVIN 655                    10  13     45         HUNTING BUDDIES (118)     
-CRAWDAD MCPINCHY 39388        6   6  1  41         FEAR FACTORY IV (1020)    
-BERMUDA ROSE 47356            3   2     41         THIRSTY THUGS 717 (7958)  
 VEGI APOCALYPSE 41829         3   3     39         HARVEST DAY (6987)        
 BURNING 47320                 7   1     38         THIRSTY THUGS 710 (7951)  
-LUNITARI 41828                4   6     38         MOONS OF KRYNN (6986)     
-ELASTIC JACKASS 52615         3   0     38         121707B (8864)            
-HELLS CUCINA 11701            4   3     37         DEVIATION (1697)          
-BABY DOLL 47375               5   1     36         THIRSTY THUGS 721 (7962)  
 VULCAN 46313                  4   4     36         ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)     
 MINERVA 46316                 2   0  1  35         ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)     
 QUALINESTI 41815              2   5     34         ELVES OF KRYNN (6984)     

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BODY SHOT 47332               4   2  1  33         THIRSTY THUGS 713 (7954)  
-IRON SIDES 3753               3   3     33         STEEL DREAMS (517)        
 CRYSTALLIZED 56401            2   1     30         COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)    
 SPIDERBAIT 48407              0   3     27         FEAR FACTORY 13 (8135)    
-SEGAM 3723                    2   4     24         R AND D (512)             

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-YOKED 2 THE MAX 45963         2   0     21         ARCANE TESTAROSSA (7714)  
 SHANTAY PASS 45015            2   0     20         ARCANE TREASURES (7569)   
-THUG PASSION 56427            2   0     19         THIRSTY THUGS 720 (7961)  
 SEX:  VIOLENT 23641           2   3     17         THE TRUTH (3774)          
-TALON CHOP!! 39128            0   3     17         ARCANE ETC (6511)         
 MAL MUJER 56434               2   4     16         HISPANIC RELATIVES (1737) 
-MAL NADA 56491                2   1     14         HISPANIC RELATIVES (1737) 
 HELLGUARD 49256               1   0     13         UNDERWORLD (8289)         
 BIG BLACK HEARSE 34004        1   1     12         SIX FEET UNDER (5634)     
 PARTY HAT 56250               1   1     12         ARCANE TREASURES (7569)   
-GOLDEN GOPHER 41805           1   1     12         BIG TEN (6982)            
-ACUMEN 5081                   0   2     12         ACTIONS! (677)            
-MAL PADRE 56486               3   1     11         HISPANIC RELATIVES (1737) 
-MR. FROST II 5641             1   4      7         HOPEFULS (587)            
 GOD:  DEAD 23638              0   1      7         THE TRUTH (3774)          
 DIRT NAP 34001                1   1      6         SIX FEET UNDER (5634)     
-SPARTAN 41803                 0   2      6         BIG TEN 2 (6981)          

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WOOLDOOR SOCKBAT 41853        0   2      6         DRAWN TOGETHER (6991)     

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
FRATSFA SLAVE           0  0 0                      FAXED IN TURNS 21013  378  NONE
FULL BANK 56520         0  1 0 ARCANE TREASURE 7569 BANDIT PRINCE         378  NONE
WILDCAT 41797           0  1 0 BIG TEN 3 6980       BANDIT PRINCE         378  NONE
WOLVERINE 41795         4  3 0 BIG TEN 3 6980       SPYMASTER             378  NONE
BLAH BLAH 56524         0  1 0 COLLEGE RADIO 3 5444 BANDIT PRINCE         378  NONE
BLAH BLAH BLAH 56525    0  1 0 COLLEGE RADIO 3 5444 STONE GOLEM           378  NONE
B 41816                 0  1 0 ELVES OF KRYNN 6984  SPYMASTER             378  NONE
SILVANESTI 41817        0  1 0 ELVES OF KRYNN 6984  BANDIT PRINCE         378  NONE
A 40455                 0  1 0 FEAR FACTORY 11 6747 STONE GOLEM           378  NONE
B 40457                 0  1 0 FEAR FACTORY 11 6747 BLACK ORC             378  NONE
MENELAUS 40458          3  4 1 FEAR FACTORY 11 6747 FATHER 13274          378   
A 48405                 0  1 0 FEAR FACTORY 13 8135 BLACK ORC             378  NONE
B 48406                 0  1 0 FEAR FACTORY 13 8135 HIGH ELF              378  NONE
C 48409                 0  1 0 FEAR FACTORY 13 8135 SPYMASTER             378  NONE
DEAFNING SILENC 48408   0  1 0 FEAR FACTORY 13 8135 SHEWISH GIANT         378  NONE
ELTON JOHN'S CO 38652   0  1 0 FEAR FACTORY II 1017 SHEWISH GIANT         378  NONE
MENTALLY BLIND 7097     2  8 1 FEAR FACTORY II 1017 STONE GOLEM           378  NONE
STYGIAN FURY 15365      1  4 0 FEAR FACTORY II 1017 BLACK ORC             378  NONE
A 41830                 0  1 0 HARVEST DAY 6987     DARK CHAMPION         378  NONE
B 41831                 0  1 0 HARVEST DAY 6987     SPYMASTER             378  NONE
C 41833                 0  1 0 HARVEST DAY 6987     STONE GOLEM           378  NONE
D 41832                 0  1 0 HARVEST DAY 6987     BLACK ORC             378  NONE
MAL AMIGO 56444         1  5 0 HISPANIC RELATI 1737 MIRED 46332           374  NOT REVENGED
ASTROS 56527            0  1 0 MLB 5275             ARENAMASTER           378  NONE
BLAH 56529              0  1 0 MLB 5275             SHEWISH GIANT         378  NONE
BLAH BLAH 56521         0  1 0 MLB 5275             BLACK ORC             378  NONE
PHILLIES 56528          0  1 0 MLB 5275             DARK CHAMPION         378  NONE
A 46315                 0  1 0 ROMAN DIVINITY 7761  HIGH ELF              378  NONE
B 46314                 0  1 0 ROMAN DIVINITY 7761  MOUNTAIN TROLL        378  NONE
C 46312                 0  1 0 ROMAN DIVINITY 7761  ARENAMASTER           378  NONE
DARKARENA:  OUI 23639   0  1 0 THE TRUTH 3774       DARK CHAMPION         378  NONE
PAUL:  WALRUS 23642     0  4 0 THE TRUTH 3774       HIGH ELF              378  NONE
WARRIOR:  BAD 23640     0  1 0 THE TRUTH 3774       SHEWISH GIANT         378  NONE

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

WOLVERINE was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
MENTALLY BLIND was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a exciting 3 minute Dark Arena duel.
STYGIAN FURY was killed by BLACK ORC in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
PAUL:  WALRUS was slaughtered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
WARRIOR:  BAD was dealt death by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
B was murdered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
C was butchered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
ASTROS was assassinated by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena struggle.
C was executed by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
D was easily killed by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
B was easily killed by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
B was slaughtered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DARKARENA:  OUI was slaughtered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
A was slaughtered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BLAH BLAH BLAH was slain by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena match.
BLAH BLAH was viciously butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena bout.
BLAH was killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
BLAH BLAH was put to death by BLACK ORC in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena contest.
FULL BANK was murdered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
A was executed by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena conflict.
SILVANESTI was easily killed by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
B was assassinated by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena struggle.
WILDCAT was slaughtered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena fray.
C was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
A was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DEAFNING SILENCE was executed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
PHILLIES was killed by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena bout.
B was assassinated by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena conflict.
A was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
ELTON JOHN'S COUSIN was executed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
TOAD vanquished TWIGGY RAMEIZ in a action packed 2 minute one-sided Title match.
SADDAM A GO-GO slimly lost to HOBBS in a exciting 3 minute gory veteran's contest.
NECROTICA was overpowered by TOY HORSEY in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
HAYSEED X-V savagely defeated DOUBLE DUTCH in a action packed 2 minute veteran's bout.
JOE BOB vanquished VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
8TH ATTEMPT was overcome by NO SMOKING in a 1 minute bout.
RUNE ESSENCE was handily defeated by PUSTULE in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
TATANKA overpowered M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
CALANDRA was overpowered by LBA DOMINATION in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided match.
KATHRYN overpowered VULCAN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BANSHEE handily defeated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
TIGERS vanquished FORD in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
PRAY demolished CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute mismatched match.
FATHER executed MENELAUS in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
DARKONFYRE luckily beat FIGHTING ILLINI in a exciting 2 minute master's match.
FAXED IN TURNS slaughtered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BROOKLYN ZOO vanquished QUALINESTI in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BLOOD SHED was subdued by MASSACRE in a action packed 1 minute brutal competition.
BULVI overpowered CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute uneven battle.
DR. KNOW vanquished FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
AAA handily defeated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
VEGI APOCALYPSE devastated SEX:  VIOLENT in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
BURNING handily defeated MAL MUJER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
CRYSTALLIZED overpowered SIN SIN NATTY in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
SILENT BOB won victory over SPIDERBAIT in a 1 minute bout.
MINERVA savagely defeated BIG BLACK HEARSE in a 2 minute veteran vs. amateur fray.
DIRT NAP was savagely defeated by SHANTAY PASS in a 2 minute novice's conflict.
PARTY HAT defeated PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 2 minute amateur's bout.
HELLGUARD unbelievably bested GOD:  DEAD in a exciting 6 minute bloody conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 17         STRIKING ATTACK   55 -  44 -  2      56  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  13         AIMED BLOW        32 -  29 -  0      52  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 12         SLASHING ATTACK   35 -  34 -  4      51  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    9         LUNGING ATTACK    37 -  36 -  1      51  |
|AIMED BLOW                       8         TOTAL PARRY       13 -  14 -  0      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         WALL OF STEEL     13 -  19 -  0      41  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -  12 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -  17 -  0      37  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         BASHING ATTACK     4 -  12 -  0      25  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   8 -  0      20  |

Turn 378 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    7 -  5     WALL OF STEEL      4 -  5         4  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         4 -  4     TOTAL PARRY        2 -  3         3  STRIKING ATTACK
                              LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  8         2  AIMED BLOW     
                              STRIKING ATTACK    6 - 11         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  3         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  2     
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  3     
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  6     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      TOAD -29570                11   5  0  154 DARK TOADS 05T (5939)
LUNGING ATTACK   TOY HORSEY -20523          11   3  0   96 ARCANE TREASURES (7569)
STRIKING ATTACK  JOE BOB -23805              5   4  0   92 THIRSTY THUGS 0503 (6967)
WALL OF STEEL    TATANKA 14626               8   2  1   78 FIRES OF HEAVEN 2 II (2182)
AIMED BLOW       BANSHEE -18171              5   1  0   76 THIRSTY THUGS 719 (7960)
SLASHING ATTACK  FATHER 13274                5   2  1   65 SUCKS TO BE YOU (1939)
BASHING ATTACK   FIGHTING ILLINI -23740      8   5  1   52 BIG TEN 3 (6980)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is NECROTICA 4393.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was GOD:  DEAD 23638.  The ten other most popular fighters were MENTALLY BLIND 7097, 
SHANTAY PASS -20521, TOAD -29570, SADDAM A GO-GO 7155, HAYSEED X-V 6118, FIGHTING 
ILLINI -23740, MINERVA -19220, HOBBS 4649, DARKONFYRE 3768, and MASSACRE -25297.

The least popular fighter this week was HELLGUARD -16280.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SIN SIN NATTY -25700, MAL MUJER -9102, QUALINESTI -23721, 
MENELAUS -25078, FORD 4150, VULCAN -19223, 8TH ATTEMPT 11378, NECROTICA 4393, ELTON 
JOHN'S COUSIN -26884, and A -25081.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

TWIGGY RAMEIZ (82-7105) FEAR FACTORY II