DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 04/19/2014 Duedate: 05/02/2014
DWES EG ARENA
DM 82 TURN 380
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
SADDAM A GO-GO
GWAR (1021)
(82-7155) [13-13-0,97]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
SADDAM A GO-GO VEGI APOCALYPSE
GWAR (1021) HARVEST DAY (6987)
(82-7155) [13-13-0,97] (82-41829) [5-3-0,60]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
HAYSEED X-V SADDAM A GO-GO
PROJECT HAYSEED (854) GWAR (1021)
(82-6118) [22-13-0,81] (82-7155) [13-13-0,97]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
ARCANE TREASURES (7569)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. ARCANE TREASURES (7569) 26
2. FEAR FACTORY 13 (8135) 16 ARCANE TREASURES (7569)
3. LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007) 13 Unchartered Team
4. HARVEST DAY (6987) 12
5. ARCANE PICNIC (5085) 12 EXQUISITE CORPS 8 (3809)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*THIRSTY THUGS 520 (6706) 6 0 1 100. 1/ 1 ARCANE TREASURES (7569) 7 4 0
2- 5*ASKEWNIVERSE (2645) 3 0 0 100. 2/ 2 ROMAN DIVINITY (7761) 4 9 2
3- 6*UNDERWORLD (8289) 1 0 0 100. 3/13 PROJECT HAYSEED (854) 3 0 0
4/ 0*EXQUISITE CORPS 8 (3809) 1 0 0 100. 4/18*HARVEST DAY (6987) 3 9 0
5- 7*THIRSTY THUGS 710 (7951) 7 1 0 87.5 5-14 RESTRICTIONS (117) 2 1 0
6- 9 I AM SUCK (1359) 16 3 0 84.2 6/16 GWAR (1021) 2 2 0
7-10 SUCKS TO BE YOU (1939) 10 2 1 83.3 7/38 ELVES OF KRYNN (6984) 2 3 0
8-11*THIRSTY THUGS 711 (7952) 5 1 1 83.3 8- 3*MLB (5275) 2 4 0
9-12*THIRSTY THUGS 719 (7960) 5 1 0 83.3 9/42*FEAR FACTORY 13 (8135) 2 9 0
10-14 FIRES OF HEAVEN 2 (2182) 9 2 1 81.8 10- 4*LAZY DM (3300) 1 0 1
11-15 BELOW PAR (1651) 9 2 1 81.8 11-19 SUCKS TO BE YOU (1939) 1 0 1
12-16*NO-SO ROYAL RUMBLE (1672) 4 1 1 80.0 12/ 0 LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007) 1 0 0
13-17*WAY TOO MUCH BEER (1918) 7 2 0 77.8 13-21*UNDERWORLD (8289) 1 0 0
14/ 0*DRAGON JUNKIES (6542) 3 1 0 75.0 14-33*THIRSTY THUGS 710 (7951) 1 0 0
15-19*NARD CORE (2310) 5 2 0 71.4 15-23*THIRSTY THUGS 711 (7952) 1 0 0
16-20 DARK TOADS 05T (5939) 11 6 0 64.7 16- 5*THIRSTY THUGS 719 (7960) 1 0 0
17/21 ARCANE TREASURES (7569) 23 13 0 63.9 17- 6*THIRSTY THUGS 0503 (6967) 1 0 0
18/22 PROJECT HAYSEED (854) 35 21 1 62.5 18/ 0*DRAGON JUNKIES (6542) 1 0 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19-24 LESION 6 (462) 13 9 0 59.1 19- 7*THIRSTY THUGS 520 (6706) 1 0 0
20-25*LAZY DM (3300) 4 3 2 57.1 20/ 0*DRAGON JUNKIES Z3 (5440) 1 0 0
21-26*THIRSTY THUGS 0503 (6967) 5 4 0 55.6 21/ 0*EXQUISITE CORPS 8 (3809) 1 0 0
22/27 GWAR (1021) 129 104 9 55.4 22/ 0 KNIGHTS OF GLORY (3801) 1 0 0
23/ 0 LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007) 17 14 1 54.8 23-27*ASKEWNIVERSE (2645) 1 0 0
24-29 FIRES OF HEAVEN 3 (2333) 6 5 1 54.5 24- 8*WAY TOO MUCH BEER (1918) 1 0 0
25-30 NAMINGWARRIORSSUCK (1936) 6 5 0 54.5 25- 9 NAMINGWARRIORSSUCK (1936) 1 0 0
26/ 0 KNIGHTS OF GLORY (3801) 56 47 8 54.4 26-10 FIRES OF HEAVEN 2 (2182) 1 0 0
27/31 BIG TEN 3 (6980) 16 16 1 50.0 27-28*NARD CORE (2310) 1 0 0
28-33 THE ORACLE (520) 7 7 0 50.0 28-11*NO-SO ROYAL RUMBLE (1672) 1 0 0
29-36*SIX FEET UNDER (5634) 2 2 0 50.0 29-30 I AM SUCK (1359) 1 0 0
30-37 COLLEGE BUDDIES (121) 144 159 7 47.5 30-15 COLLEGE BUDDIES (121) 1 0 0
31-39 PATROL PARTNERS (123) 43 51 1 45.7 31-35 LESION 6 (462) 1 0 0
32-40 RESTRICTIONS (117) 84 103 5 44.9 32-36 THE ORACLE (520) 1 0 0
33/38 ROMAN DIVINITY (7761) 9 12 3 42.9 33-12 DARK TOADS 05T (5939) 1 1 0
34-41 HOPEFULS (587) 113 163 9 40.9 34-17 HISPANIC RELATIVES (1737) 1 1 0
35-42 FEAR FACTORY II (1017) 36 52 6 40.9 35-43 COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444) 1 2 0
36-43*MLB (5275) 6 9 0 40.0 36/39 BIG TEN 3 (6980) 1 6 0
37-45*GOLDNE KNIGHTS F (9035) 5 8 0 38.5 37-41 FEAR FACTORY II (1017) 1 6 0
38/44 DEVIATION 12 (4993) 6 10 0 37.5 38-44*THE TRUTH (3774) 0 5 0
39/51 ELVES OF KRYNN (6984) 4 8 0 33.3 39-40*ARCANE TESTAROSSA (7714) 0 4 0
40-46*FEAR FACTORY 11 (6747) 3 6 1 33.3 40-46*FEAR FACTORY 11 (6747) 0 3 0
41-47*DECEIVERZ (574) 3 6 0 33.3 41/47 DEVIATION 12 (4993) 0 3 0
42/ 0*DRAGON JUNKIES Z3 (5440) 1 2 0 33.3 42/ 0*ARCANE LOCKJAW (6310) 0 2 0
43/ 0*ARCANE PICNIC (5085) 1 2 0 33.3 43-48*SIX FEET UNDER (5634) 0 2 0
44-48 HISPANIC RELATIVES (1737) 12 26 0 31.6 44/ 0*ARCANE PICNIC (5085) 0 2 0
45-49 COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444) 21 49 1 30.0 45-37 HOPEFULS (587) 0 2 0
46/50*HARVEST DAY (6987) 5 12 0 29.4 46-51*GOLDNE KNIGHTS F (9035) 0 1 0
47/ 0*ARCANE LOCKJAW (6310) 4 10 0 28.6 47/ 0*ARCANE PUNISHMENT (6320) 0 1 0
48-52*ARCANE TESTAROSSA (7714) 2 6 0 25.0 48-49 FIRES OF HEAVEN 3 (2333) 0 1 0
49-53*THE TRUTH (3774) 2 10 0 16.7 49-34 BELOW PAR (1651) 0 1 0
50/55*FEAR FACTORY 13 (8135) 2 11 0 15.4 50-55 PATROL PARTNERS (123) 0 1 0
51/ 0*ARCANE PUNISHMENT (6320) 0 3 0 0.0 51-56*DECEIVERZ (574) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Good day, in DWES EG a quiet thief gets rich, but a quiet spymaster gets poor.
So bring me ale and harken to my tidbits of news. Now, what did these guys have for
breakfast this morning? HARVEST DAY has turned a 1-2-0 into 4th place from 18th.
Give me the recipe! I understand that The Dripping Blade is buying the drinks for
ELVES OF KRYNN tonight, to honor their rise to 7th after this turns 1-0-0. Hmmm. I
want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Dripping Blade, seeing as
FEAR FACTORY 13's 2-11-0 has earned them 9th place in the ranks. And let's see,
SHANTAY PASS fought VULCAN and gained 26 points and contributed to ARCANE TREASURES'
1-0-0. VULCAN has lost to SHANTAY PASS, falling 23 points, while helping make ROMAN
DIVINITY a 1-3-1 turn. Due to his absence and inability to defend the throne, TOY
HORSEY has lost the title of Duelmaster. We should ask SADDAM A GO-GO about the
thrill of victory, and what being the new Duelmaster does for a warrior, he's now the
one to ask. Tell me, is nothing sacred? I have heard from unimpeachable sources
that The Dripping Blade uses trolls in their stew. Talk about gristle!
He who challenges well, fights well. He who avoids without cause, shall lose
for good reasons. My mama told me that one. I also notice that the ARCANE TREASURES
stable was the most avoided team this turn. Come on DWES EG, what are you afraid of?
And guess who avoided ARCANE TREASURES stable the most? Believe it or not, it was
GWAR. Anyone surprised?
We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and
shave it close? Is it really true that DWES EG has more dishwashers per capita that
fighters? Just thought I'd ask...
I like this place, DWES EG, the taverns have old wine, and young serving girls.
Who could ask for more? Well, I'm burning daylight here in DWES EG and I've a long
road ahead of me. Happy Trails. Until you see my quill in DWES EG again, farewell--
Alarond the Scribe
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SADDAM A GO-GO 7155 13 13 97 GWAR (1021)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-TOY HORSEY 45013 12 3 112 ARCANE TREASURES (7569)
-JOE BOB 41731 5 4 92 THIRSTY THUGS 0503 (6967)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-HOBBS 4649 11 12 1 82 RESTRICTIONS (117)
HAYSEED X-V 6118 22 13 81 PROJECT HAYSEED (854)
-NO SMOKING 625 12 7 4 80 RESTRICTIONS (117)
-TATANKA 14626 8 2 1 78 FIRES OF HEAVEN 2 I (2182)
-NECROTICA 4393 14 19 1 76 HOPEFULS (587)
-BANSHEE 47365 5 1 76 THIRSTY THUGS 719 (7960)
-TIGERS 31959 6 1 73 MLB (5275)
-LBA DOMINATION 11488 4 1 1 70 NO-SO ROYAL RUMBLE (1672)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-KATHRYN 729 14 10 66 COLLEGE BUDDIES (121)
-PUSTULE 3419 10 4 66 LESION 6 (462)
BRILLIANT 53377 9 10 1 66 LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007)
-8TH ATTEMPT 11378 9 2 1 66 BELOW PAR (1651)
DOUBLE DUTCH 30458 6 10 65 DEVIATION 12 (4993)
-FATHER 13274 5 2 1 65 SUCKS TO BE YOU (1939)
-PRAY 13131 7 2 63 WAY TOO MUCH BEER 4 (1918)
VEGI APOCALYPSE 41829 5 3 60 HARVEST DAY (6987)
MINERVA 46316 4 0 2 60 ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)
-AAA 13258 6 5 58 NAMINGWARRIORSSUCKS (1936)
-BROOKLYN ZOO 47326 5 1 1 58 THIRSTY THUGS 711 (7952)
-FAXED IN TURNS 21013 4 3 2 58 LAZY DM (3300)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FIGHTING ILLINI 41796 9 6 1 56 BIG TEN 3 (6980)
-DARKONFYRE 3768 7 7 55 THE ORACLE (520)
-MASSACRE 40239 6 0 1 54 THIRSTY THUGS 520 (6706)
-DR. KNOW 15402 5 2 53 NARD CORE (2310)
QUALINESTI 41815 4 5 53 ELVES OF KRYNN (6984)
-CALANDRA 15550 6 5 1 52 FIRES OF HEAVEN 3 (2333)
SHANTAY PASS 45015 4 0 51 ARCANE TREASURES (7569)
-BULVI 17301 5 1 49 I AM SUCK (1359)
SPIDERBAIT 48407 2 3 48 FEAR FACTORY 13 (8135)
-FORD 4150 3 6 47 DECEIVERZ (574)
-BLOOD SHED 759 10 9 1 46 PATROL PARTNERS (123)
-BURNING 47320 7 1 38 THIRSTY THUGS 710 (7951)
SOPHITIA 32976 1 2 34 DRAGON JUNKIES Z3 (5440)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
VULCAN 46313 5 5 1 30 ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)
-CRYSTALLIZED 56401 2 1 30 COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PROTON AGONIZER 23843 3 2 1 22 KNIGHTS OF GLORY (3801)
-YOKED 2 THE MAX 45963 2 1 21 ARCANE TESTAROSSA (7714)
-MAL MUJER 56434 3 4 20 HISPANIC RELATIVES (1737)
NAPPIN NOBLE 30947 1 1 20 ARCANE PICNIC (5085)
BENDER 39342 3 0 19 DRAGON JUNKIES (6542)
-SEX: VIOLENT 23641 2 3 17 THE TRUTH (3774)
FLOYD-O-MINE-TAILS 38059 0 3 17 ARCANE PUNISHMENT (6320)
CRITICAL'S PECS 56183 0 3 15 ARCANE LOCKJAW (6310)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-PARTY HAT 56250 2 1 14 ARCANE TREASURES (7569)
-HELLGUARD 49256 1 0 13 UNDERWORLD (8289)
-BIG BLACK HEARSE 34004 1 1 12 SIX FEET UNDER (5634)
PRUDISH 23898 1 0 10 EXQUISITE CORPS 8 (3809)
-GOD: DEAD 23638 0 1 7 THE TRUTH (3774)
-DIRT NAP 34001 1 1 6 SIX FEET UNDER (5634)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
THE USEROUS MERC 0 0 0 MINERVA 46316 380 NONE
NEV-UH PAY CHEE 56381 0 1 0 ARCANE LOCKJAW 6310 BLACK ORC 380 NONE
TURKEY TOTIN TA 30948 0 1 0 ARCANE PICNIC 5085 HIGH ELF 380 NONE
I 56567 0 1 0 BIG TEN 3 6980 STONE GOLEM 380 NONE
MENELAUS 40458 3 4 1 FEAR FACTORY 11 6747 FATHER 13274 378
G 56571 0 1 0 FEAR FACTORY 13 8135 SPYMASTER 380 NONE
H 56572 0 1 0 FEAR FACTORY 13 8135 HIGH ELF 380 NONE
J 56574 0 1 0 HARVEST DAY 6987 SHEWISH GIANT 380 NONE
K 56575 0 1 0 HARVEST DAY 6987 DARK CHAMPION 380 NONE
D 56565 0 1 0 ROMAN DIVINITY 7761 BANDIT PRINCE 380 NONE
E 56566 0 1 0 ROMAN DIVINITY 7761 ARENAMASTER 380 NONE
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LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
NEV-UH PAY CHEEKS was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
J was slaughtered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
K was murdered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
TURKEY TOTIN TALON was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
H was assassinated by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
I was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
E was slaughtered by ARENAMASTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
G was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
D was assassinated by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena melee.
SADDAM A GO-GO won victory over M. CHARDINEE in a popular 2 minute uneven Title duel.
HAYSEED X-V viciously subdued DOUBLE DUTCH in a 3 minute brutal veteran's fight.
FIGHTING ILLINI was handily defeated by BRILLIANT in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
VEGI APOCALYPSE savagely defeated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 2 minute match.
SPIDERBAIT viciously subdued THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a exciting 2 minute battle.
MINERVA executed THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
VULCAN was overpowered by SHANTAY PASS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
QUALINESTI won victory over CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute veteran vs. amateur fray.
SOPHITIA devastated NAPPIN NOBLE in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
CRITICAL'S PECS was beaten by PROTON AGONIZER in a 1 minute match.
FLOYD-O-MINE-TAILS was defeated by BENDER in a 3 minute conflict.
PRUDISH devastated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 6 LUNGING ATTACK 39 - 33 - 1 54 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 STRIKING ATTACK 46 - 39 - 2 54 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 AIMED BLOW 30 - 28 - 0 52 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 32 - 34 - 4 48 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 WALL OF STEEL 16 - 19 - 0 46 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 9 - 13 - 1 41 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 9 - 16 - 0 36 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 TOTAL PARRY 9 - 18 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 16 - 0 16 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 8 - 0 11 |
Turn 380 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 3 STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 1 AIMED BLOW 0 - 2 3 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 2 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 1 WALL OF STEEL
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 2
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK VEGI APOCALYPSE -23707 5 3 0 60 HARVEST DAY (6987)
STRIKING ATTACK MINERVA -19220 4 0 2 60 ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)
BASHING ATTACK FIGHTING ILLINI -23740 9 6 1 56 BIG TEN 3 (6980)
SLASHING ATTACK SHANTAY PASS -20521 4 0 0 51 ARCANE TREASURES (7569)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is HAYSEED X-V 6118. The most popular warrior this
turn was SADDAM A GO-GO 7155. The ten other most popular fighters were VEGI
APOCALYPSE -23707, SPIDERBAIT -17129, HAYSEED X-V 6118, DOUBLE DUTCH 30458, SHANTAY
PASS -20521, FLOYD-O-MINE-TAILS -27477, QUALINESTI -23721, SOPHITIA -32560, BRILLIANT
-12159, and MINERVA -19220.
The least popular fighter this week was FIGHTING ILLINI -23740. The other ten least
popular fighters were D -8971, G -8965, I -8969, H -8964, TURKEY TOTIN TALON 30948, K
-8961, PRUDISH 23898, CRITICAL'S PECS -9353, NAPPIN NOBLE 30947, and VULCAN -19223.