DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/31/2014 Duedate: 06/13/2014
DWES EG ARENA
DM 82 TURN 383
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
*KARINA
THIRSTY THUGS 602 (6971)
(82-41749) [11-0-0,104]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
*KARINA RUIN
THIRSTY THUGS 602 (6971) LAMB OF GOD (7763)
(82-41749) [11-0-0,104] (82-46323) [8-0-0,83]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
AAA AAA
NAMINGWARRIORSSUCKS (1936) NAMINGWARRIORSSUCKS (1936)
(82-13258) [9-5-0,86] (82-13258) [9-5-0,86]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
ARCANE TREASURES (7569)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. INQUISITION XXXII (2688) 38
2. ARCANE TREASURES (7569) 34 THIRSTY THUGS 602 (6971)
3. SUMMER CAMP (503) 20 Unchartered Team
4. ROMAN DIVINITY (7761) 18
5. SUPERIOR FORCES 5403 (7566) 18 LAMB OF GOD (7763)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 THIRSTY THUGS 602 (6971) 11 0 0 100. 1/ 3 ARCANE TREASURES (7569) 4 2 0
2/ 4*LAMB OF GOD (7763) 8 0 0 100. 2/13 BIG TEN 6 (6977) 3 0 1
3- 2*THIRSTY TUGS 0419 (5094) 8 0 0 100. 3/ 8*LAMB OF GOD (7763) 3 0 0
4- 3*GIMMICK (3298) 7 0 1 100. 4/12 THIRSTY THUGS 602 (6971) 3 0 0
5- 5*THIRSTY THUGS 0402 (4807) 4 0 1 100. 5/20 NAMINGWARRIORSSUCK (1936) 3 0 0
6/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 74 (4999) 2 0 0 100. 6/ 2 SUCKS TO BE YOU (1939) 3 1 0
7- 7*THIRSTY THUGS 712 (7953) 1 0 1 100. 7/27*BLOODHAMMER CLAN (3703) 3 3 0
8/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR H1 (9363) 1 0 0 100. 8/28 GWAR (1021) 3 4 1
9- 8*SHORT & SWEET II (9120) 1 0 0 100. 9- 5*THIRSTY THUGS 0402 (4807) 2 0 1
10-10*THIRSTY THUGS 714 (7955) 8 1 2 88.9 10- 7 THIEVES GUILD (8740) 2 0 0
11-12 I AM SUCK (1359) 18 3 0 85.7 11- 9*THIRSTY THUGS 714 (7955) 2 0 0
12-13*THIRSTY THUGS 711 (7952) 6 1 1 85.7 12-10*THIRSTY THUGS 722 (7963) 2 0 0
13-14*THIRSTY THUGS 721 (7962) 6 1 1 85.7 13- 1*DRAGON JUNKIES Z3 (5440) 2 0 0
14-15*THIRSTY THUGS 520 (6706) 6 1 1 85.7 14-14*THIRSTY TUGS 0419 (5094) 2 0 0
15-16*THIRSTY THUGS 719 (7960) 6 1 0 85.7 15-15*L IS FOR... 2 (4432) 2 0 0
16-17*THIRSTY THUGS (7008) 6 1 0 85.7 16-18*GIMMICK (3298) 2 0 0
17-18 FIRES OF HEAVEN 2 (2182) 10 2 1 83.3 17/42 FEAR FACTORY II (1017) 2 0 0
18/19 THIRSTY THUGS 603 (6973) 9 2 0 81.8 18-21 I AM SUCK (1359) 2 0 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/11 SUCKS TO BE YOU (1939) 13 3 1 81.3 19/ 6*STEEL DREAMS (517) 2 1 1
20/ 6*THIRSTY THUGS 723 (7964) 4 1 0 80.0 20/11*THIRSTY THUGS 723 (7964) 2 1 0
21-20*L IS FOR... 2 (4432) 4 1 0 80.0 21/ 4*FEAR FACTORY 13 (8135) 2 1 0
22/22 THIRSTY THUGS 0410 (4749) 13 4 1 76.5 22/48 THIRSTY THUGS 603 (6973) 2 1 0
23-23*NARD CORE (2310) 6 2 0 75.0 23/60 BIG TEN 3 (6980) 2 1 0
24/ 0*INQUISITION XXXII (2688) 3 1 0 75.0 24/49 SAPHIRE DREAM (7052) 2 1 0
25-26*ABDUCTED (2644) 5 2 0 71.4 25/52 THIRSTY THUGS 0410 (4749) 2 1 0
26/21 THIRSTY THUGS 710 (7951) 7 3 0 70.0 26/17 LAZY DM (3300) 2 1 0
27/25 WAY TOO MUCH BEER (1918) 8 4 0 66.7 27/19 FIRES OF HEAVEN 3 (2333) 2 1 0
28/24*DISCORD (576) 6 3 0 66.7 28/22*DISCORD (576) 2 1 0
29-29*DRAGON JUNKIES (6542) 4 2 0 66.7 29/23 TRV-310 (577) 2 1 0
30-30*TOURNEY ORC 8 (2881) 2 1 0 66.7 30/29 ROMAN DIVINITY (7761) 2 3 0
31/ 0*SUMMER CAMP (503) 2 1 0 66.7 31/58 MOONS OF KRYNN (6986) 2 3 0
32/31 ARCANE TREASURES (7569) 27 15 0 64.3 32-30*THIRSTY THUGS 712 (7953) 1 0 1
33/35 NAMINGWARRIORSSUCK (1936) 9 5 0 64.3 33-31*THIRSTY THUGS 721 (7962) 1 0 1
34/ 0 RAIDER COACHES (1923) 7 4 0 63.6 34/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR H1 (9363) 1 0 0
35/ 0 INQUISITION B33 (7415) 8 5 0 61.5 35-32*SHORT & SWEET II (9120) 1 0 0
36/33 PROJECT HAYSEED (854) 36 23 1 61.0 36-33*THIRSTY THUGS 711 (7952) 1 0 0
37/27 LAZY DM (3300) 6 4 2 60.0 37-34*THIRSTY THUGS 719 (7960) 1 0 0
38/28 THIRSTY THUGS 713 (7954) 6 4 1 60.0 38-35*THIRSTY THUGS (7008) 1 0 0
39/ 0*SUPE FORCES 7601 (7524) 3 2 0 60.0 39/ 0 INQUISITION B33 (7415) 1 0 0
40-36*DRAGON JUNKIES Z3 (5440) 3 2 0 60.0 40/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 54 (7566) 1 0 0
41/ 0*GREEN AJAH (2747) 3 2 0 60.0 41/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6304) 1 0 0
42/34 FIRES OF HEAVEN 3 (2333) 8 6 1 57.1 42/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 74 (4999) 1 0 0
43-38*ECCENTRIC (9212) 4 3 1 57.1 43-16 KNIGHTS OF GLORY (3801) 1 0 0
44-40*3 WIT WONDERS (1365) 4 3 0 57.1 44-37*SUICIDAL WINDS (3704) 1 0 0
45/32*STEEL DREAMS (517) 5 4 1 55.6 45-38*ABDUCTED (2644) 1 0 0
46/42 GWAR (1021) 132 108 10 55.0 46/ 0*INQUISITION XXXII (2688) 1 0 0
47-41 KNIGHTS OF GLORY (3801) 57 47 8 54.8 47/ 0*GREEN AJAH (2747) 1 0 0
48/44 FEAR FACTORY IV (1020) 93 78 7 54.4 48/ 0 RAIDER COACHES (1923) 1 0 0
49-43 LESION 6 (462) 13 11 0 54.2 49-39 FIRES OF HEAVEN 2 (2182) 1 0 0
50/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 47 (8333) 8 7 0 53.3 50-40*NARD CORE (2310) 1 0 0
51/37 TRV-310 (577) 8 7 0 53.3 51-41*3 WIT WONDERS (1365) 1 0 0
52-45 MILITARY SCIENCE (511) 12 11 2 52.2 52/ 0*SUMMER CAMP (503) 1 0 0
53-46 LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007) 17 16 1 51.5 53-43*THE TRUTH (3774) 1 1 1
54/47 BIG TEN 3 (6980) 18 17 1 51.4 54-45*ENNUI (9187) 1 1 0
55/52 SAPHIRE DREAM (7052) 11 11 1 50.0 55-44*ECCENTRIC (9212) 1 1 0
56/53 BIG TEN 6 (6977) 8 8 1 50.0 56-24 ELVES OF KRYNN (6984) 1 1 0
57/55*IN SHINOLA (7765) 5 5 1 50.0 57-25*DRAGON JUNKIES (6542) 1 1 0
58/ 0*SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6304) 5 5 0 50.0 58-50*M IS FOR... 2 (4433) 1 1 0
59/39*THE BEAST (7766) 4 4 0 50.0 59-53*TOURNEY ORC 8 (2881) 1 1 0
60/ 0*SUPE (9244) 3 3 0 50.0 60-55 MILITARY SCIENCE (511) 1 1 0
61/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 717 (7958) 3 3 0 50.0 61-56 DECEIVERZ (574) 1 1 0
62-48*ENNUI (9187) 1 1 0 50.0 62/64*IN SHINOLA (7765) 1 2 0
63/ 0*UNDERWORLD (8289) 1 1 0 50.0 63/46*THE BEAST (7766) 1 2 0
64-49*M IS FOR... 2 (4433) 1 1 0 50.0 64/47 THIRSTY THUGS 713 (7954) 1 2 0
65-50 THIEVES GUILD (8740) 178 186 6 48.9 65/61 HARVEST DAY (6987) 1 2 0
66-51 MIGHTY MEAD ORCS (8328) 21 23 1 47.7 66/51 THIRSTY THUGS 0409 (4747) 1 2 0
67-54 IP (830) 6 7 1 46.2 67/59 DEVIATION 12 (4993) 1 2 0
68/ 0 RESTRICTIONS (117) 84 104 5 44.7 68/54 WAY TOO MUCH BEER (1918) 1 2 0
69-56*THIRSTY THUGS 722 (7963) 4 5 0 44.4 69/66 FEAR FACTORY IV (1020) 1 2 0
70/57*BLOODHAMMER CLAN (3703) 9 12 0 42.9 70/26 PROJECT HAYSEED (854) 1 2 0
71/61 ROMAN DIVINITY (7761) 11 15 3 42.3 71-57 LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007) 0 2 0
72/60 FEAR FACTORY II (1017) 38 52 6 42.2 72-63*EPHEMERAL (9206) 0 2 0
73-59 AZURE SHIELD (575) 5 7 0 41.7 73/70 THIRSTY THUGS 710 (7951) 0 2 0
74/ 0 SILENT SCREAMS (5339) 4 6 0 40.0 74-67 LESION 6 (462) 0 2 0
75-62*ALABASTER REIGN (3773) 2 3 0 40.0 75-68 AZURE SHIELD (575) 0 2 0
76/58 THIRSTY THUGS 0409 (4747) 5 8 0 38.5 76/ 0*SUPE (9244) 0 1 0
77/ 0 SUPE FORCES 7603 (7526) 10 17 0 37.0 77/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 47 (8333) 0 1 0
78/63 DEVIATION 12 (4993) 7 12 0 36.8 78/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 717 (7958) 0 1 0
79-64 DECEIVERZ (574) 4 7 0 36.4 79/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR B3 (8209) 0 1 0
80-65 ELVES OF KRYNN (6984) 5 9 0 35.7 80/ 0*UNDERWORLD (8289) 0 1 0
81/68 MOONS OF KRYNN (6986) 6 12 0 33.3 81-69 MIGHTY MEAD ORCS (8328) 0 1 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
82-66*CUBE VISION (2641) 2 4 0 33.3 82/ 0 SUPE FORCES 7603 (7526) 0 1 0
83/71 HARVEST DAY (6987) 6 14 0 30.0 83/ 0*SUPE FORCES 7601 (7524) 0 1 0
84/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 54 (7566) 3 7 0 30.0 84-71*BIG TEN 2 (6981) 0 1 0
85-70*ARCANE LOCKJAW (6310) 4 11 0 26.7 85-72*STAFF OF MAGIUS (6985) 0 1 0
86/69*FEAR FACTORY 13 (8135) 4 12 0 25.0 86-73*THIRSTY THUGS 520 (6706) 0 1 0
87-72*THE TRUTH (3774) 3 11 1 21.4 87-62*ARCANE LOCKJAW (6310) 0 1 0
88-73*SUICIDAL WINDS (3704) 1 4 0 20.0 88/ 0 SILENT SCREAMS (5339) 0 1 0
89-74*BIG TEN 2 (6981) 0 7 0 0.0 89-75*ALABASTER REIGN (3773) 0 1 0
90-76*EPHEMERAL (9206) 0 2 0 0.0 90-76*CUBE VISION (2641) 0 1 0
91/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR B3 (8209) 0 1 0 0.0 91/ 0 RESTRICTIONS (117) 0 1 0
92-77*STAFF OF MAGIUS (6985) 0 1 0 0.0 92-77 IP (830) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Well, what are you looking at, DWES EG? Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens
before? Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. Later days, DRAGON JUNKIES Z3, since
ARCANE TREASURES took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news. With any
luck, I can sneak into The Swinging Aardvark and join BIG TEN 6's celebration over
their good record this turn. 2nd place, not bad. If The Swinging Aardvark is buying
drinks for NAMINGWARRIORSSUCKS' good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before
long. A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst. With any luck, I can sneak into The Swinging
Aardvark and join BLOODHAMMER CLAN's celebration over their good record this turn.
7th place, not bad. If The Swinging Aardvark is buying drinks for GWAR's good turn,
I'm afraid the place will be dry before long. A 2-0-0 makes for a big thirst. With
any luck, I can sneak into The Swinging Aardvark and join FEAR FACTORY II's
celebration over their good record this turn. 17th place, not bad. Look out below!
STEEL DREAMS is on the way down, falling to 19th from 6th with a 0-1-0! Ha ha ha ha!
Oh, this is too good to be true! FEAR FACTORY 13 has fallen to 21st place after
going 0-1-0 this turn. Who's bragging now? If The Swinging Aardvark is buying
drinks for THIRSTY THUGS 603's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before
long. A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst. With any luck, I can sneak into The Swinging
Aardvark and join BIG TEN 3's celebration over their good record this turn. 23rd
place, not bad. If The Swinging Aardvark is buying drinks for SAPHIRE DREAM's good
turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long. A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst.
With any luck, I can sneak into The Swinging Aardvark and join THIRSTY THUGS 0410's
celebration over their good record this turn. 25th place, not bad. If The Swinging
Aardvark is buying drinks for MOONS OF KRYNN's good turn, I'm afraid the place will
be dry before long. A 1-1-0 makes for a big thirst. Why not, I'm having a good day,
so I feel sorry for THE BEAST, who went 0-1-0 and dropped 17 into 63rd. Here's my
pity, for what it's worth. Look out below! THIRSTY THUGS 713 is on the way down,
falling to 64th from 47th with a 0-1-0! Ha ha ha ha! Oh, this is too good to be
true! THIRSTY THUGS 0409 has fallen to 66th place after going 0-1-0 this turn.
Who's bragging now? Why not, I'm having a good day, so I feel sorry for WAY TOO MUCH
BEER 4, who went 0-1-0 and dropped 14 into 68th. Here's my pity, for what it's
worth. Look out below! PROJECT HAYSEED is on the way down, falling to 70th from
26th with a 0-1-0! Ha ha ha ha! Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see
PURPLE SHIFT win a fight and gain 38 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, CRAWDAD MCPINCHY
beat IRON SIDES and IRON SIDES lost 10 points. You're breakin' my heart. Due to
absence, and inability to defend the throne, ENOCH PEABODY has lost the Title of
Duelmaster. Start setting that alarm earlier! And it's out with the old, in with
the new, as *KARINA takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.
Heh, heh. The Swinging Aardvark, humph! I've tasted better ale at mortuaries.
Where do they get this stuff? From DWES EG's trash dumps?
Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys. DWES
EG, I am losing what little hope I had in you. THIEVES GUILD the most avoided team?
What insult will suffice, I cannot say. And who led the way in this mass act of
cowardice? Let's see, well, whatcha know? It was GWAR. Ha ha ha ha! Ooh, I'm
frightfully impressed, HAYSEED X-V was this turn's most challenged warrior. Watch
that ego swell, sports fans. And we have CYAN in a challenge, going down 10 points
for the fight. Guess what? I thought CYAN showed great skill and promise when he
overcame PRAY. All right, so I slept through it! Big deal!
Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals. I volunteer for DWES EG's
morgue. More variety. And what a stunning loss we have here, boys and girls, DOUBLE
DUTCH of DEVIATION 12 has added the final loss to his 7-11-0. Tee hee! We're all
going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate catches up with you sooner that
later?
I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for
an epee. Forgive me for writing with a dagger. Just wait 'till next time I show up
here, I won't be so nice! So nyaaah! I see the crowds are getting restless, I must
leave now-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
*KARINA 41749 11 0 104 THIRSTY THUGS 602 (6971)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SADDAM A GO-GO 7155 14 15 101 GWAR (1021)
FIGHTING ILLINI 41796 11 7 1 98 BIG TEN 3 (6980)
CYAN 42183 11 11 1 95 SAPHIRE DREAM (7052)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-TATANKA 14626 9 2 1 90 FIRES OF HEAVEN 2 I (2182)
NORTHWESTERN 41779 8 4 1 89 BIG TEN 6 (6977)
AAA 13258 9 5 86 NAMINGWARRIORSSUCKS (1936)
HINDSIGHT 44169 8 5 86 INQUISITION B33 (7415)
-BANSHEE 47365 6 1 85 THIRSTY THUGS 719 (7960)
HAYSEED X-V 6118 23 15 84 PROJECT HAYSEED (854)
RUIN 46323 8 0 83 LAMB OF GOD (7763)
FAXED IN TURNS 21013 6 4 2 82 LAZY DM (3300)
NO SMOKING 625 12 8 4 78 RESTRICTIONS (117)
DVI 4165 6 6 77 TRV-310 (577)
-BULVI 17301 7 1 75 I AM SUCK (1359)
-BROOKLYN ZOO 47326 6 1 1 75 THIRSTY THUGS 711 (7952)
*RJ 41763 9 2 72 THIRSTY THUGS 603 (6973)
-BLOODY SUN 47339 8 1 2 71 THIRSTY THUGS 714 (7955)
SAKE 29098 6 2 1 71 THIRSTY THUGS 0410 (4749)
-FATHER 13274 6 2 1 71 SUCKS TO BE YOU (1939)
-SOPHITIA 32976 3 2 69 DRAGON JUNKIES Z3 (5440)
-HPNO 31002 8 0 68 THIRSTY TUGS 0419 (5094)
PRAY 13131 8 4 67 WAY TOO MUCH BEER 4 (1918)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ARMOR KNIGHT 49618 8 7 66 SUPERIOR FORCES 470 (8333)
-3 WIT 21005 7 0 1 66 GIMMICK (3298)
MADDEN 13193 6 1 65 RAIDER COACHES (1923)
-PUSTULE 3419 10 6 64 LESION 6 (462)
-DR. KNOW 15402 6 2 64 NARD CORE (2310)
-LASSI 3716 5 7 64 MILITARY SCIENCE (511)
CALANDRA 15550 8 6 1 63 FIRES OF HEAVEN 3 (2333)
CRAWDAD MCPINCHY 39388 7 8 1 61 FEAR FACTORY IV (1020)
SPIDERBAIT 48407 4 4 61 FEAR FACTORY 13 (8135)
-DEFUNCT 9222 4 2 60 3 WIT WONDERS (1365)
-BRILLIANT 53377 9 12 1 58 LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007)
-FORD 4150 4 7 57 DECEIVERZ (574)
-ATLANTIC SUN 47377 4 5 57 THIRSTY THUGS 722 (7963)
COUNT ORLOK 32333 4 6 57 SILENT SCREAMS (5339)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MINERVA 46316 5 1 2 56 ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)
PURPLE SHIFT 17548 3 1 56 INQUISITION XXXII (2688)
-205.178.180.98 5960 3 3 55 IP (830)
MANAGER'S WARRIOR 37963 5 4 54 SUPERIOR FORCES 570 (6304)
-QUALINESTI 41815 5 6 54 ELVES OF KRYNN (6984)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE HARLOT 46340 4 4 54 THE BEAST (7766)
-LABETALOL 27291 4 1 54 L IS FOR... 2 (4432)
WARDRA 56471 4 0 53 BLOODHAMMER CLAN (3703)
-BABY DOLL 47375 6 1 1 52 THIRSTY THUGS 721 (7962)
VEGI APOCALYPSE 41829 6 5 52 HARVEST DAY (6987)
VULCAN 46313 6 7 1 49 ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)
LUNITARI 41828 5 8 49 MOONS OF KRYNN (6986)
-BLACK RUSSIAN 41937 6 1 48 THIRSTY THUGS (7008)
MIDORI 29089 5 7 48 THIRSTY THUGS 0409 (4747)
-CYANO 4154 5 7 48 AZURE SHIELD (575)
BERMUDA ROSE 47356 3 3 48 THIRSTY THUGS 717 (7958)
ALANNA 17959 2 2 48 GREEN AJAH (2747)
-MARGARITA 29449 4 0 1 47 THIRSTY THUGS 0402 (4807)
-MASSACRE 40239 6 1 1 46 THIRSTY THUGS 520 (6706)
ERUDITE 44973 3 7 45 SUPERIOR FORCES 540 (7566)
DAGAN 44733 4 10 44 SUPE FORCES 7603 (7526)
-GRAYS 17321 5 2 43 ABDUCTED (2644)
BURNING 47320 7 3 42 THIRSTY THUGS 710 (7951)
BODY SHOT 47332 5 4 1 42 THIRSTY THUGS 713 (7954)
IRON SIDES 3753 5 4 1 42 STEEL DREAMS (517)
MIRED 46332 4 4 1 42 IN SHINOLA (7765)
-MONEY MILE 17306 2 4 38 CUBE VISION (2641)
WILLIAMSON 54793 3 3 36 SUPE (9244)
EXCITEMENT 30490 2 0 36 SUPERIOR FORCES 740 (4999)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-PROTON AGONIZER 23843 4 2 1 33 KNIGHTS OF GLORY (3801)
APOCOLYPSE 47384 4 1 33 THIRSTY THUGS 723 (7964)
DANIEL 4163 5 1 32 DISCORD (576)
KABIBE 44723 3 2 27 SUPE FORCES 7601 (7524)
-FROSTFLESH 23633 2 3 27 ALABASTER REIGN (3773)
CANIFIS CANNABIS 56561 2 0 27 ARCANE TREASURES (7569)
-BENDER 39342 4 1 26 DRAGON JUNKIES (6542)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-GOD: DEAD 23638 1 1 1 22 THE TRUTH (3774)
-MAALOX 27296 1 1 20 M IS FOR... 2 (4433)
LOG TOY 3637 1 0 20 SUMMER CAMP (503)
HELLGUARD 49256 1 1 18 UNDERWORLD (8289)
-LUNICIDE 23248 1 4 15 SUICIDAL WINDS (3704)
-40 18726 1 1 15 TOURNEY ORC 8 (2881)
SERGEANT 8 55403 1 0 13 MEDAL OF HONOR H1 (9363)
PARTY HAT 56250 3 2 11 ARCANE TREASURES (7569)
-BRAIN DAMAGE 47330 1 0 1 11 THIRSTY THUGS 712 (7953)
STYGIAN HAG 56568 2 0 10 FEAR FACTORY II (1017)
-MINAS MORGUL 56492 1 0 1 10 GWAR (1021)
-THRUSH 53967 1 0 10 SHORT & SWEET II (9120)
-LANGUOR 54496 1 1 8 ENNUI (9187)
GRUNT 24 48811 0 1 7 MEDAL OF HONOR B3 (8209)
-SHIRAK 41820 0 1 7 STAFF OF MAGIUS (6985)
-SIRRORWULF 56472 0 2 6 BLOODHAMMER CLAN (3703)
-BUZZED BEE 49564 0 2 2 MIGHTY MEAD ORCS (8328)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
CRITICAL'S PECS 56183 0 4 0 ARCANE LOCKJAW 6310 GOD: DEAD 23638 381
SPARTAN 41803 0 3 0 BIG TEN 2 6981 MARGARITA 29449 381
VICTIM 1 56483 0 1 0 BLOODHAMMER CLA 3703 WURM KIN 383 NONE
DOUBLE DUTCH 30458 7 12 0 DEVIATION 12 4993 NORTHWESTERN 41779 383
STRANGE DAYS 54620 0 1 0 ECCENTRIC 9212 BRAIN DAMAGE 47330 381
FLEETING 54588 0 2 0 EPHEMERAL 9206 MINAS MORGUL 56492 382
SEX: VIOLENT 23641 2 4 0 THE TRUTH 3774 IRON SIDES 3753 381
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LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
VICTIM 1 was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
FIGHTING ILLINI devastated HAYSEED X-V in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
CYAN demolished PRAY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
DOUBLE DUTCH was butchered by NORTHWESTERN in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
SADDAM A GO-GO subdued FAXED IN TURNS in a 1 minute master's competition.
*KARINA overpowered NO SMOKING in a 1 minute one-sided Title struggle.
DVI was bested by HINDSIGHT in a action packed 2 minute veteran's competition.
SAKE won victory over COUNT ORLOK in a action packed 1 minute expert's duel.
RUIN overpowered SHADE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
AAA savagely defeated ARMOR KNIGHT in a action packed 4 minute gory veteran's fight.
MADDEN defeated THE HARLOT in a 2 minute match.
SPIDERBAIT was subdued by *RJ in a crowd pleasing 1 minute competition.
CALANDRA was devastated by RUNE ESSENCE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
IRON SIDES was devastated by CRAWDAD MCPINCHY in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
DANIEL was unbelievably bested by EXCITEMENT in a crowd boring 11 minute gory fight.
BURNING was devastated by VULCAN in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BODY SHOT was savagely defeated by VEGI APOCALYPSE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brawl.
BERMUDA ROSE was overpowered by ERUDITE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
APOCOLYPSE was beaten by LUNITARI in a 2 minute bout.
WILLIAMSON was overpowered by ALANNA in a 2 minute bloody mismatched fight.
WARDRA viciously subdued AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute gory bout.
MIDORI was vanquished by MANAGER'S WARRIOR in a 1 minute one-sided match.
DAGAN was handily defeated by MIRED in a 1 minute uneven duel.
KABIBE was devastated by PURPLE SHIFT in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
CANIFIS CANNABIS vanquished CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
HELLGUARD was viciously subdued by JUEGERMASTER in a popular 3 minute brutal fight.
SOLINARI lost to SERGEANT 8 in a 1 minute bout.
PARTY HAT was vanquished by LOG TOY in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided fray.
STYGIAN HAG beat GRUNT 24 in a exciting 3 minute gory beginner's competition.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 11 STRIKING ATTACK 55 - 37 - 2 60 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 10 AIMED BLOW 36 - 28 - 1 56 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 10 LUNGING ATTACK 49 - 39 - 4 56 |
|AIMED BLOW 8 WALL OF STEEL 26 - 24 - 0 52 |
|TOTAL PARRY 6 SLASHING ATTACK 36 - 44 - 3 45 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 10 - 14 - 2 42 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 TOTAL PARRY 14 - 20 - 0 41 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-LUNGE 9 - 18 - 0 33 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 4 - 19 - 0 17 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 8 - 0 0 |
Turn 383 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 6 3 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 3 - 5 2 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 7 - 3 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 7 - 4 TOTAL PARRY 2 - 4 1 BASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 1 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK *KARINA -23787 11 0 0 104 THIRSTY THUGS 602 (6971)
BASHING ATTACK FIGHTING ILLINI -23740 11 7 1 98 BIG TEN 3 (6980)
PARRY-RIPOSTE NORTHWESTERN -23757 8 4 1 89 BIG TEN 6 (6977)
TOTAL PARRY HINDSIGHT -21367 8 5 0 86 INQUISITION B33 (7415)
SLASHING ATTACK FAXED IN TURNS 21013 6 4 2 82 LAZY DM (3300)
LUNGING ATTACK *RJ -23773 9 2 0 72 THIRSTY THUGS 603 (6973)
AIMED BLOW PRAY 13131 8 4 0 67 WAY TOO MUCH BEER 4 (1918)
WALL OF STEEL CALANDRA 15550 8 6 1 63 FIRES OF HEAVEN 3 (2333)
PARRY-LUNGE BODY SHOT -18204 5 4 1 42 THIRSTY THUGS 713 (7954)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is AAA 13258. The most popular warrior this turn was
AAA 13258. The ten other most popular fighters were VEGI APOCALYPSE -23707,
JUEGERMASTER -25699, DVI 4165, PURPLE SHIFT 17548, GRUNT 24 -16725, NORTHWESTERN
-23757, FAXED IN TURNS 21013, DANIEL 4163, ALANNA 17959, and HINDSIGHT -21367.
The least popular fighter this week was EXCITEMENT 30490. The other ten least
popular fighters were PARTY HAT -9286, SOLINARI -23710, DAGAN -20803, BERMUDA ROSE
-18180, IRON SIDES 3753, CALANDRA 15550, SHADE 13273, NO SMOKING 625, PRAY 13131, and
VICTIM 1 -9053.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
ENOCH PEABODY (82--13701) THIEVES GUILD