DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/23/2014    Duedate: 09/05/2014

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 389

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

JOB
WHY TRAVEL? (6322)
(82-38090) [12-2-0,109]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

JOB                            BACON BITS
WHY TRAVEL? (6322)             TATOR TOPPINGS (1074)
(82-38090) [12-2-0,109]        (82-7503) [5-0-0,91]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

NECROTICA                      COUNT ORLOK
HOPEFULS (587)                 SILENT SCREAMS (5339)
(82-4393) [15-21-1,81]         (82-32333) [8-8-1,96]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BLOODHAMMER CLAN (3703)       25 
2. THIRSTY THUGS 705 (7946)      19    WHY TRAVEL? (6322)
3. TATOR TOPPINGS (1074)         19    Unchartered Team
4. R AND D (512)                 19 
5. THIRSTY THUGS 708 (7949)      18    THIRSTY THUGS 708 (7949)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2*THIRSTY THUGS 708 (7949)   6   0  0 100.   1/ 1 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)  5  4 0
 2/ 0*TATOR TOPPINGS (1074)      5   0  0 100.   2/ 4*THIRSTY THUGS 708 (7949)  3  0 0
 3- 4 THIRSTY THUGS 714 (7955)  10   1  2 90.9   3/ 6 BEYOND THE GRAVE I (5331) 3  0 0
 4- 5*THIRSTY THUGS 721 (7962)   7   1  1 87.5   4/ 3 FEAR FACTORY II (1017)    3  3 0
 5/ 6*THIRSTY THUGS 707 (7948)   7   1  0 87.5   5/11 GWAR (1021)               3  6 0
 6/ 0 WHY TRAVEL? (6322)        12   2  0 85.7   6/12*THIRSTY THUGS 705 (7946)  2  0 1
 7/ 7*THIRSTY THUGS 705 (7946)   5   1  1 83.3   7- 5 THIRSTY THUGS 714 (7955)  2  0 0
 8/ 1*THIRSTY THUGS 0402 (4807)  5   1  1 83.3   8/20*MOTHERSHIP 2 (6053)       2  0 0
 9/10*TRAPPED IN BLYTHE (2321)   7   2  0 77.8   9/22*THIRSTY THUGS 0418 (5093) 2  0 0
10- 8 LAMB OF GOD (7763)         9   3  0 75.0  10/27*TRAPPED IN BLYTHE (2321)  2  0 0
11- 9*THIRSTY THUGS 711 (7952)   6   2  1 75.0  11/32*THIRSTY THUGS 707 (7948)  2  1 0
12-11*DUELMASTER SKILLS (8613)   3   1  0 75.0  12/33*THIRSTY THUGS 720 (7961)  2  1 0
13/12 BEYOND THE GRAVE I (5331) 10   4  0 71.4  13/ 2 SILENT SCREAMS (5339)     2  1 0
14/14*THIRSTY THUGS 720 (7961)   5   2  0 71.4  14/36 R AND D (512)             2  1 0
15-15*UNDERWORLD (8289)          2   1  0 66.7  15- 8*INK & STEEL X (7273)      2  2 0
16/34*MOTHERSHIP 2 (6053)        2   1  0 66.7  16/38*DRAWN TOGETHER (6991)     2  4 0
17/18*SUPERIOR FORCES 74 (4999)  5   3  0 62.5  17/40 THE BEAST (7766)          2  5 0
18/17 DISCORD (576)              8   5  0 61.5  18-15 LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007)      1  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/33*THIRSTY THUGS 0418 (5093)  3   2  0 60.0  19-19*UNDERWORLD (8289)         1  0 0
20/21 R AND D (512)             11   8  0 57.9  20-31 LAMB OF GOD (7763)        1  0 0
21-19*WAY TOO MUCH BEER3 (1242)  4   3  0 57.1  21-18*THIRSTY THUGS 721 (7962)  1  0 0
22/16 SUPE FORCES 7601 (7524)    6   5  1 54.5  22/ 0 WHY TRAVEL? (6322)        1  0 0
23-23 FEAR FACTORY IV (1020)    96  81  7 54.2  23-24*THE TRUTH (3774)          1  0 0
24/31 THIRSTY THUGS 713 (7954)   7   6  1 53.8  24-25*SUICIDAL WINDS (3704)     1  0 0
25/24 GWAR (1021)              136 117 10 53.8  25-28*WAY TOO MUCH BEER3 (1242) 1  0 0
26-28 LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007)      18  16  1 52.9  26/ 0*TATOR TOPPINGS (1074)     1  0 0
27/26 SILENT SCREAMS (5339)      8   8  1 50.0  27-30*DUELMASTER SKILLS (8613)  1  1 0
28/27 WAYS TO DIE (3768)         8   8  0 50.0  28/23*THIRSTY THUGS 0402 (4807) 1  1 0
29-32*INK & STEEL X (7273)       2   2  0 50.0  29/ 0 BLOODHAMMER CLAN (3703)   1  1 0
30-36 DARK TOADS STL36 (6222)    9  10  3 47.4  30/60*CUBE VISION (2641)        1  1 0
31/35 BIG TEN 3 (6980)          19  23  1 45.2  31/29 RESTRICTIONS (117)        1  1 0
32/37 RESTRICTIONS (117)        85 105  5 44.7  32/49 THIRSTY THUGS 713 (7954)  1  2 0
33/ 0 BLOODHAMMER CLAN (3703)   11  14  0 44.0  33/ 7 SUPE FORCES 7601 (7524)   1  2 0
34/41 FEAR FACTORY II (1017)    44  61  6 41.9  34/39*SUPERIOR FORCES 74 (4999) 1  2 0
35/40 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)  20  28  1 41.7  35- 9 FEAR FACTORY IV (1020)    1  2 0
36/44 HOPEFULS (587)           114 165  9 40.9  36/34 ITS A FEATURE (1239)      1  2 0
37/45 DARK THUGS (2876)         43  64  2 40.2  37/35 HOPEFULS (587)            1  2 0
38/42 BIG TEN 6 (6977)          10  15  1 40.0  38/54 DISCORD (576)             1  2 0
39-46 ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)     13  20  3 39.4  39-41*SEINFELD (5538)           1  3 0
40/43 SOUPS (1916)               5   8  0 38.5  40-42 COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)    1  3 0
41/47 THE BEAST (7766)           6  10  0 37.5  41-43 IN SHINOLA (7765)         1  5 0
42/55*CUBE VISION (2641)         3   5  0 37.5  42/10 BIG TEN 6 (6977)          1  5 0
43-48 IN SHINOLA (7765)          7  12  1 36.8  43/37 BIG TEN 3 (6980)          1  5 0
44-49*SUICIDAL WINDS (3704)      2   4  0 33.3  44/45*STAFF OF MAGIUS (6985)    0  7 0
45-50 SUPE FORCES 7603 (7526)   10  21  0 32.3  45-44 ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)     0  4 0
46-51 FIGHTING WORDS (586)      34  73  4 31.8  46/50 FEAR FACTORY 13 (8135)    0  4 0
47-53 COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)    22  52  1 29.7  47-47 HARVEST DAY (6987)        0  3 0
48-54 SUPERIOR FORCES 54 (7566)  4  10  0 28.6  48-46 TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)     0  3 0
49/52 ITS A FEATURE (1239)       4  10  0 28.6  49/53 DARK THUGS (2876)         0  3 0
50-56*THE TRUTH (3774)           4  11  1 26.7  50-48*THIRSTY THUGS 702 (7943)  0  2 0
51-57 HARVEST DAY (6987)         6  18  0 25.0  51/59 WAYS TO DIE (3768)        0  2 0
52-58*SEINFELD (5538)            1   3  0 25.0  52/62 SOUPS (1916)              0  2 0
53-59 TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)     33 108  1 23.4  53-55*THIRSTY THUGS 711 (7952)  0  1 0
54/60 FEAR FACTORY 13 (8135)     4  16  0 20.0  54-51 SUPERIOR FORCES 54 (7566) 0  1 0
55/61*DRAWN TOGETHER (6991)      2  10  0 16.7  55-52 SUPE FORCES 7603 (7526)   0  1 0
56/62*STAFF OF MAGIUS (6985)     0   8  0  0.0  56-58 DARK TOADS STL36 (6222)   0  1 0
57-63*THIRSTY THUGS 702 (7943)   0   2  0  0.0  57-63 FIGHTING WORDS (586)      0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters.  Look on my work, ye mighty, 
and despair!  Perhaps it is MOTHERSHIP 2 members' intannibility that enabled them to 
move from 20th to 8th last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk of 
francium heaved into a wet pond, THIRSTY THUGS 0418 blew up the rankings to 13!  
Managers were muttering after TRAPPED IN BLYTHE showed DWES EG what they could do:  
1-0-0 to move up by 17.  Perhaps it is THIRSTY THUGS 707 members' intannibility that 
enabled them to move from 32nd to 11th last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Like a 
chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, THIRSTY THUGS 720 blew up the rankings to 
21!  The boys at SILENT SCREAMS aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, 
after suffering a 11 drop last week.  Managers were muttering after R AND D showed 
DWES EG what they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 22.  Perhaps it is DRAWN TOGETHER 
members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 38th to 16th last week...  
(Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, THE BEAST 
blew up the rankings to 23!  Managers were muttering after CUBE VISION showed DWES EG 
what they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 30.  Perhaps it is THIRSTY THUGS 713 
members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 49th to 32nd last week...  
(Less time in the sun...) Rumor has it an incurable disease has swept the stable of 
SUPE FORCES 7601.  Note their drop in the rankings from 7th to 33rd.  Watch out!!!  
Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, DISCORD blew up the rankings to 16!  
Thinking about sending their team manager to the Dark Arena is BIG TEN 6, after 
suffering a 32 drop in ranking.  BLOODHAMMER CLAN had cause to celebrate, after 
WARDRA got 24 points by beating SUFFOCATION.  SUFFOCATION certainly had a baffled 
expression on his face, after losing to WARDRA and losing 17 points in the process!  
Can you believe it?  BLOODY SUN apparently has better things to do as DWES EG's 
Duelmaster than show up and fight!  What can be a greater victory?  JOB has taken his 
place as the top, as DWES EG's new Duelmaster.  Word has it one team in DWES EG is 
using psychics to predict wins.  They lead a charmed life!   
     And how sociable are DWES EG's warriors?  Come, let us see.   
     Ah, the duel!  The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd!  Ask not for 
whom the sword slashes; it slashes for thee.   
     Leave me now, you base fools!  My fingers tire and I fear my incessant prattling 
may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable character.  Can anything compare to the 
pleasure of writing Spyreports for DWES EG?  On that giddy note I take my leave-- 
Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JOB 38090                    12   2    109         WHY TRAVEL? (6322)        

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BLOODY SUN 47339             10   1  2 108         THIRSTY THUGS 714 (7955)  
 COUNT ORLOK 32333             8   8  1  96         SILENT SCREAMS (5339)     
 BACON BITS 7503               5   0     91         TATOR TOPPINGS (1074)     

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-NORTHWESTERN 41779           10   7  1  87         BIG TEN 6 (6977)          
 COCKROACH 47295               5   1  1  85         THIRSTY THUGS 705 (7946)  
 4 DOLLAR LADY 15479           7   2     84         TRAPPED IN BLYTHE (2321)  
 UNHOLY TERROR 32296          10   4     83         BEYOND THE GRAVE II (5331)
 NO SMOKING 625               13   9  4  82         RESTRICTIONS (117)        
 NECROTICA 4393               15  21  1  81         HOPEFULS (587)            
 CARBOMB 47310                 6   0     79         THIRSTY THUGS 708 (7949)  
 FIGHTING ILLINI 41796        12  10  1  73         BIG TEN 3 (6980)          
-CRAWDAD MCPINCHY 39388       10  10  1  72         FEAR FACTORY IV (1020)    
-BROOKLYN ZOO 47326            6   2  1  72         THIRSTY THUGS 711 (7952)  
-RUIN 46323                    9   3     70         LAMB OF GOD (7763)        

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WARDRA 56471                  6   1     66         BLOODHAMMER CLAN (3703)   
-BRILLIANT 53377              10  12  1  65         LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007)      
 ATOMIC DOG 36664              2   1     65         MOTHERSHIP 2 (6053)       
 CHAMELEON 47303               7   1     62         THIRSTY THUGS 707 (7948)  
 THE HARLOT 46340              6   5     61         THE BEAST (7766)          
-BABY DOLL 47375               7   1  1  57         THIRSTY THUGS 721 (7962)  

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MARGARITA 29449               5   1  1  55         THIRSTY THUGS 0402 (4807) 
 HG 30999                      3   2     55         THIRSTY THUGS 0418 (5093) 
-MIRED 46332                   6   7  1  54         IN SHINOLA (7765)         
 MONEY MILE 17306              3   5     53         CUBE VISION (2641)        
 BODY SHOT 47332               6   6  1  52         THIRSTY THUGS 713 (7954)  
 EXCITEMENT 30490              5   3     48         SUPERIOR FORCES 740 (4999)
-DAGAN 44733                   4  14     48         SUPE FORCES 7603 (7526)   
-CRYSTALLIZED 56401            3   1     47         COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)    
-FANTASY 37525                 5   2  1  45         DARK TOADS STL36 (6222)   
 UNEXPECTED EDL 13192          4   9     45         ITS A FEATURE (1239)      
 SEGAM 3723                    4   5     45         R AND D (512)             
 DANIEL 4163                   7   3     44         DISCORD (576)             
-ERUDITE 44973                 4  10     42         SUPERIOR FORCES 540 (7566)
 KABIBE 44723                  6   5  1  40         SUPE FORCES 7601 (7524)   

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MASTER OF DOMAIN 33502        1   0     35         SEINFELD (5538)           

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MINAS MORGUL 56492            2   2  1  33         GWAR (1021)               
-GOD:  DEAD 23638              2   1  1  33         THE TRUTH (3774)          
 DAWN 22738                    4   4     30         DARK THUGS (2876)         
 THUG PASSION 56427            4   1     28         THIRSTY THUGS 720 (7961)  
 AGONY GIGGLE 56593            3   2     27         CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)  
-LUNICIDE 23248                2   4     27         SUICIDAL WINDS (3704)     
 BROCCOLI POTATO 17299         1   6     27         SOUPS (1916)              
-HELLGUARD 49256               2   1     26         UNDERWORLD (8289)         
-GO SLOW 7592                  2   4     24         FIGHTING WORDS (586)      

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CONNIVE 51155                 3   1     21         DUELMASTER SKILLS (8613)  
 LEFT HAND BLACK 56494         2   0     21         DRAWN TOGETHER (6991)     
-THE QUILLIAN 43403            1   0     21         INK & STEEL X (7273)      
 STYGIAN HAG 56568             6   2     20         FEAR FACTORY II (1017)    
 FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE 56620       3   0     17         CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)  
 SHIRAK 41820                  0   3     13         STAFF OF MAGIUS (6985)    
 DEPRAVED 56569                2   3      9         FEAR FACTORY II (1017)    
-RENEGADE 43401                1   0      9         INK & STEEL X (7273)      
-FRED 8542                     1   0      9         WAY TOO MUCH BEER3 (1242) 
-THAI CHILI 56573              0   1      7         HARVEST DAY (6987)        
-CRYONIC SHOCK 47281           0   2      6         THIRSTY THUGS 702 (7943)  
 MOB JUSTICE 56537             0   2      6         FEAR FACTORY 13 (8135)    
-MINDS EYE 43404               0   1      1         INK & STEEL X (7273)      
-STRANGULATION 23611           0   1      1         WAYS TO DIE (3768)        
-STEVE MCNAIR 56616            0   1      1         TITANS RIP-OFF (7458)     

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
C 56639                 0  1 0 BIG TEN 3 6980       SHEWISH GIANT         389  NONE
H 56654                 0  1 0 BIG TEN 3 6980       SPYMASTER             389  NONE
B 56634                 0  1 0 BIG TEN 6 6977       BANDIT PRINCE         389  NONE
VICTIM 56657            0  1 0 BLOODHAMMER CLA 3703 STONE GOLEM           389  NONE
A 56637                 0  1 0 CARNIVAL OF CHA 1019 SHEWISH GIANT         389  NONE
A 56644                 0  1 0 DRAWN TOGETHER 6991  HIGH ELF              389  NONE
B 56645                 0  1 0 DRAWN TOGETHER 6991  SPYMASTER             389  NONE
A 56640                 0  1 0 FEAR FACTORY 13 8135 MOUNTAIN TROLL        389  NONE
B 56638                 0  1 0 GWAR 1021            SPYMASTER             389  NONE
WAR TOY 7167            1  3 0 GWAR 1021            KABIBE 44723          386   
MINERVA 46316           5  2 2 ROMAN DIVINITY 7761  COCKROACH 47295       388   
A 56627                 0  1 0 STAFF OF MAGIUS 6985 BANDIT PRINCE         389  NONE
A 56631                 0  1 0 THE BEAST 7766       SPYMASTER             389  NONE
C 56633                 0  1 0 THE BEAST 7766       ARENAMASTER           389  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

20 August 14
SLAUGHTER CHALLENGE 2

Several years ago I ran a contest known as the "Slaughter Challenge" which was the
idea of a member of my alliance at the time.  We unfortunately lost him during a
robbery attempt at the store he worked at.  This November will mark the 10th
anniversary of his passing so I have decided to run the Slaughter Challenge again in
remembrance of him.

Rich Hammes was a member of my alliance, the Vendetta Cartel, and had sponsored me
into the alliance.  Rich was a common poster to both the Yahoo Duelmasters group as
well as the Duel2 boards and our Alliance's Yahoo group.  He went by the handle
GameOgre on the Duel2 boards and was known by the name Abarsis, the Slaughter Priest.
He was a very kind and thoughtful man who always had time to talk with not only his
alliance-mates but anyone else who wanted to discuss Duelmasters.  He also had time
to talk with anyone about personal life issues if he felt he could help.  He was a
daily, and prolific, poster to these sites and seemed to enjoy the interaction with
others regarding this game that he loved so much.

I would also like everyone to know that he spent several years in the US Navy serving
on a Nuclear attack Submarine in protection of our nation.  He was well loved, and
well known, by the community in which he lived even spending time at a local Ice
Cream Shop around closing time to assure that the lady who owned the store was safe
as she was often alone when she closed her shop.  He was a well known and much loved
member of his local community.  His death was grieved by his local San Diego
community where they held a candle-light vigil for him and many expressed their
disbelief that he was gone.  These are just a scant few examples of what a kind and
caring man he was and why not only our gaming community lost a great deal on that
fateful day, but also shows why there was tremendous sadness among the community in
which he lived.

It is near to 10 years since his passing and there are many times I wonder, "What
would Rich think about this...."  I miss my friend dearly to this day and I hope you
will come join us in this contest idea which he himself came up with.  He thought we
should all learn to appreciate what Jorja does to keep our smaller arenas alive and
populated!

The contest will be held in Morya, arena 28, beginning on the turn that is due on
November 6th, 2014 (turn 378 I believe).  Tourney participation is not allowed during
the contest but the contest will start after the fall Mailer so you can get your
warriors a few fight experience should you choose to.  The timing of the contest was
done to allow entry into the fall mailer.

The rules are fairly simple and inspired to let us all feel what it is like to run
warriors like Jorja does.  Her teams across Alastari may sometimes be taken for
granted so this contest will allow us to appreciate her teams a little better as they
populate the arenas we fight in.

The Rules--

There are no challenges, avoids, bloodfeuds, or tourneys allowed and only one single
use of the Dark Arena is allowed after the contest begins.  Win or lose the Dark
Arena is allowed but once, so if you want your warrior dead be sure and throw the
fight!

The contest will last for 12 turns.  May I point out that if you use your Dark Arena
fight you will get either 2 points, for winning, or -2, for losing, and ALL fights
count in the scoring.  It matters not if you fight a non-contest warrior or a stand-
in; they still count as much as fighting a contest warrior.  This will be a test of
basic strategy with a touch of luck added in as well.

If anyone should break the no tourney rule they will lose 5 points for each warrior
entered and those warriors, and any subsequent warriors who replace them in death,
cannot score points!  The one exception are the dead tourneys.  Should you wish you
may enter your warriors in dead tourneys, since they are not a member of your team,
or even the living, at the time.  The warrior may even return to the contest if a
natural opening can be found for it, or you choose to use your Dark Arena fight to
make that opening (if you still have that option left).  Break the no DA, challenge,
or avoid rules and you will be DQed as soon as the transgression is discovered.  To
keep the contest playing field as level as possible, we will have no messing with
these rules.  Of course you may DA the one time, just as a clarification, but the
second time gets you DQed.  This also counts if it is found you bring a second team
in for the purpose of making challenges; you will be DQed.

Scoring is as follows:

1 point for winning
1 point for killing (giving 2 in total, 1 for the win and 1 for the kill)
1 point for at least one of your warriors writing a personal (regardless of number of
  personals beyond one you still only get one point).  Make sure it is written from
  one of your team's warriors and not simply the manager entity or you will not get
  the point.
-1 point for losing
-1 point for being killed (giving -2 in total, -1 for losing and -1 for being killed)
-5 points and the loss of that warrior's slot for scoring the remainder of the
  contest for entering a warrior into a REGULAR tourney (again DEAD tourney is open)

The Prizes:
1st place -- +1 bonus to one warrior on the team, 1 resurrection potion, and 1
  favorite knowledge
2nd place -- +1 bonus for one warrior, 1 favorites knowledge
3rd place -- +1 bonus for one warrior

Iron Manager Award -- Run 54 of the possible 60 fights and get a +1 bonus potion

The bonus potions and favorites knowledge must be used on warriors with 5 FE or more
and MUST be used within 2 turns of the end of the contest.  The resurrection potion
must be used within 6 months of the end of the contest but may be used on any warrior
regardless of FE.  ALL prizes must be used on the contest team, they are NOT
transferable to another team!

If you wish to participate please notify Street Legal via Personal Ad in arena 28, on
the Duel2 forums, or in Chatzy!

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

A was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
H was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
VICTIM was killed by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
A was slaughtered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
B was assassinated by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
A was murdered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
A was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
C was assassinated by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena struggle.
B was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena competition.
A was easily killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
B was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena duel.
C was assassinated by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
COUNT ORLOK was unbelievably bested by JOB in a 11 minute veteran's Title fight.
FIGHTING ILLINI was overpowered by COCKROACH in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
UNHOLY TERROR demolished MARGARITA in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
NO SMOKING was subdued by 4 DOLLAR LADY in a popular 1 minute master's match.
NECROTICA was handily defeated by BACON BITS in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
CARBOMB devastated M. CHARDINEE in a exciting 1 minute bloody uneven duel.
SUFFOCATION was devastated by WARDRA in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided brawl.
DANIEL beat AGONY GIGGLE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute veteran vs. novice bout.
CHAMELEON devastated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
UNEXPECTED EDL was overpowered by ATOMIC DOG in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
THE HARLOT overpowered KABIBE in a 1 minute uneven fray.
MONEY MILE handily defeated STYGIAN HAG in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
EXCITEMENT subdued BROCCOLI POTATO in a 2 minute gory fight.
HG vanquished FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BODY SHOT viciously subdued CAPTURED ORC in a 2 minute brutal one-sided fight.
SIN SIN NATTY was vanquished by SEGAM in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven bout.
DAWN slimly lost to MINAS MORGUL in a crowd pleasing 4 minute gruesome bout.
SHIRAK was overpowered by THUG PASSION in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
LEFT HAND BLACK vanquished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
MOB JUSTICE was overpowered by MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 3 minute one-sided bout.
DEPRAVED beat EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute novice's fray.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      10         LUNGING ATTACK    57 -  42 -  5      58  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   9         STRIKING ATTACK   50 -  40 -  3      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      6         WALL OF STEEL     19 -  18 -  0      51  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         AIMED BLOW        40 -  39 -  2      51  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         TOTAL PARRY       24 -  24 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         SLASHING ATTACK   32 -  41 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -  12 -  1      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -  17 -  0      32  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         BASHING ATTACK     4 -  24 -  0      14  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 389 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  3     SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  3         3  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         6 -  4     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  4         2  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  3     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  6         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      JOB -27446                 12   2  0  109 WHY TRAVEL? (6322)
LUNGING ATTACK   COCKROACH -18241            5   1  1   85 THIRSTY THUGS 705 (7946)
AIMED BLOW       4 DOLLAR LADY 15479         7   2  0   84 TRAPPED IN BLYTHE (2321)
SLASHING ATTACK  CARBOMB -18226              6   0  0   79 THIRSTY THUGS 708 (7949)
BASHING ATTACK   FIGHTING ILLINI -23740     12  10  1   73 BIG TEN 3 (6980)
STRIKING ATTACK  CHAMELEON -18233            7   1  0   62 THIRSTY THUGS 707 (7948)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is NECROTICA 4393.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was COUNT ORLOK 32333.  The ten other most popular fighters were MINAS MORGUL -9044, 
4 DOLLAR LADY 15479, WARDRA -9065, UNHOLY TERROR 32296, BACON BITS 7503, CARBOMB 
-18226, BROCCOLI POTATO 17299, BODY SHOT -18204, SEGAM 3723, and DANIEL 4163.

The least popular fighter this week was MOB JUSTICE -8999.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SHIRAK -23716, STYGIAN HAG -8968, KABIBE -20813, UNEXPECTED EDL 
13192, C -8897, B -8898, A -8899, B -8902, C -8903, and A -8905.