DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/06/2014    Duedate: 09/19/2014

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 390

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

NECROTICA
HOPEFULS (587)
(82-4393) [16-21-1,96]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

NECROTICA                      ATOMIC DOG
HOPEFULS (587)                 MOTHERSHIP 2 (6053)
(82-4393) [16-21-1,96]         (82-36664) [3-1-0,73]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

NECROTICA                      YANG
HOPEFULS (587)                 ERATTA1 (9085)
(82-4393) [16-21-1,96]         (82-53793) [13-7-0,84]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. FEAR FACTORY II (1017)        23 
2. HOPEFULS (587)                15    ERATTA1 (9085)
3. CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)      13    Unchartered Team
4. STAFF OF MAGIUS (6985)        12 
5. SUPERIOR HORDE 269T (723)     9     POSITION IS EMPTY

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*THIRSTY THUGS 708 (7949)   6   0  0 100.   1/ 1 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)  5  3 0
 2- 2*TATOR TOPPINGS (1074)      5   0  0 100.   2/ 4 FEAR FACTORY II (1017)    4  2 0
 3- 3 THIRSTY THUGS 714 (7955)  10   1  2 90.9   3/ 8*MOTHERSHIP 2 (6053)       3  0 0
 4- 4*THIRSTY THUGS 721 (7962)   7   1  1 87.5   4/17 THE BEAST (7766)          3  7 0
 5- 5*THIRSTY THUGS 707 (7948)   7   1  0 87.5   5- 6*THIRSTY THUGS 705 (7946)  2  0 1
 6- 6 WHY TRAVEL? (6322)        12   2  0 85.7   6/27*DUELMASTER SKILLS (8613)  2  0 0
 7- 7*THIRSTY THUGS 705 (7946)   5   1  1 83.3   7- 2*THIRSTY THUGS 708 (7949)  2  0 0
 8- 8*THIRSTY THUGS 0402 (4807)  5   1  1 83.3   8- 3 BEYOND THE GRAVE I (5331) 2  0 0
 9/12*DUELMASTER SKILLS (8613)   4   1  0 80.0   9- 9*THIRSTY THUGS 0418 (5093) 2  0 0
10/ 0*SUPERIOR HORDE 269T (723)  4   1  0 80.0  10-10*TRAPPED IN BLYTHE (2321)  2  0 0
11- 9*TRAPPED IN BLYTHE (2321)   7   2  0 77.8  11/31 RESTRICTIONS (117)        2  1 0
12-11*THIRSTY THUGS 711 (7952)   6   2  1 75.0  12/37 HOPEFULS (587)            2  1 0
13/16*MOTHERSHIP 2 (6053)        3   1  0 75.0  13-15*INK & STEEL X (7273)      2  2 0
14-13 BEYOND THE GRAVE I (5331) 10   4  0 71.4  14-16*DRAWN TOGETHER (6991)     2  4 0
15-14*THIRSTY THUGS 720 (7961)   5   2  0 71.4  15/ 5 GWAR (1021)               2  6 0
16-15*UNDERWORLD (8289)          2   1  0 66.7  16-18 LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007)      1  0 0
17-17*SUPERIOR FORCES 74 (4999)  5   3  0 62.5  17-19*UNDERWORLD (8289)         1  0 0
18-18 DISCORD (576)              8   5  0 61.5  18- 7 THIRSTY THUGS 714 (7955)  1  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-19*THIRSTY THUGS 0418 (5093)  3   2  0 60.0  19-21*THIRSTY THUGS 721 (7962)  1  0 0
20-20 R AND D (512)             11   8  0 57.9  20-22 WHY TRAVEL? (6322)        1  0 0
21-21*WAY TOO MUCH BEER3 (1242)  4   3  0 57.1  21-23*THE TRUTH (3774)          1  0 0
22/ 0 ERATTA1 (9085)            34  28  1 54.8  22-24*SUICIDAL WINDS (3704)     1  0 0
23-22 SUPE FORCES 7601 (7524)    6   5  1 54.5  23-25*WAY TOO MUCH BEER3 (1242) 1  0 0
24-23 FEAR FACTORY IV (1020)    96  81  7 54.2  24-26*TATOR TOPPINGS (1074)     1  0 0
25-24 THIRSTY THUGS 713 (7954)   7   6  1 53.8  25-11*THIRSTY THUGS 707 (7948)  1  1 0
26/25 GWAR (1021)              136 119 10 53.3  26-32 THIRSTY THUGS 713 (7954)  1  1 0
27-26 LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007)      18  16  1 52.9  27-12*THIRSTY THUGS 720 (7961)  1  1 0
28-27 SILENT SCREAMS (5339)      8   8  1 50.0  28-13 SILENT SCREAMS (5339)     1  1 0
29-29*INK & STEEL X (7273)       2   2  0 50.0  29-28*THIRSTY THUGS 0402 (4807) 1  1 0
30/28 WAYS TO DIE (3768)         8   9  0 47.1  30-34*SUPERIOR FORCES 74 (4999) 1  1 0
31/32 RESTRICTIONS (117)        86 105  5 45.0  31-29 BLOODHAMMER CLAN (3703)   1  1 0
32/35 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)  22  28  1 44.0  32-30*CUBE VISION (2641)        1  1 0
33-33 BLOODHAMMER CLAN (3703)   11  14  0 44.0  33-14 R AND D (512)             1  1 0
34/31 BIG TEN 3 (6980)          19  25  1 43.2  34-38 DISCORD (576)             1  1 0
35/34 FEAR FACTORY II (1017)    46  61  6 43.0  35-39*SEINFELD (5538)           1  3 0
36/36 HOPEFULS (587)           115 165  9 41.1  36/41 IN SHINOLA (7765)         1  5 0
37-37 DARK THUGS (2876)         43  64  2 40.2  37/43 BIG TEN 3 (6980)          1  6 0
38-38 BIG TEN 6 (6977)          10  15  1 40.0  38/40 COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)    1  6 0
39/43 IN SHINOLA (7765)          8  12  1 40.0  39/44*STAFF OF MAGIUS (6985)    1  8 0
40-39 ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)     13  20  3 39.4  40-42 BIG TEN 6 (6977)          0  5 0
41-40 SOUPS (1916)               5   8  0 38.5  41-45 ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)     0  4 0
42-42*CUBE VISION (2641)         3   5  0 37.5  42-46 FEAR FACTORY 13 (8135)    0  4 0
43/41 THE BEAST (7766)           7  12  0 36.8  43-47 HARVEST DAY (6987)        0  3 0
44-44*SUICIDAL WINDS (3704)      2   4  0 33.3  44/51 WAYS TO DIE (3768)        0  3 0
45-46 FIGHTING WORDS (586)      34  73  4 31.8  45-33 SUPE FORCES 7601 (7524)   0  2 0
46/47 COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)    22  55  1 28.6  46-49 DARK THUGS (2876)         0  2 0
47-49 ITS A FEATURE (1239)       4  10  0 28.6  47-52 SOUPS (1916)              0  2 0
48-50*THE TRUTH (3774)           4  11  1 26.7  48-35 FEAR FACTORY IV (1020)    0  2 0
49-51 HARVEST DAY (6987)         6  18  0 25.0  49-36 ITS A FEATURE (1239)      0  2 0
50-52*SEINFELD (5538)            1   3  0 25.0  50/ 0 ERATTA1 (9085)            0  1 0
51-54 FEAR FACTORY 13 (8135)     4  16  0 20.0  51-50*THIRSTY THUGS 702 (7943)  0  1 0
52-55*DRAWN TOGETHER (6991)      2  10  0 16.7  52-53*THIRSTY THUGS 711 (7952)  0  1 0
53/56*STAFF OF MAGIUS (6985)     1   9  0 10.0  53/ 0*SUPERIOR HORDE 269T (723) 0  1 0
54-57*THIRSTY THUGS 702 (7943)   0   2  0  0.0  54-57 FIGHTING WORDS (586)      0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, DWES EG?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  If The Dripping Blade is buying drinks 
for THE BEAST's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 1-2-0 
makes for a big thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak into The Dripping Blade and join 
DUELMASTER SKILLS' celebration over their good record this turn.  6th place, not bad. 
If The Dripping Blade is buying drinks for RESTRICTIONS' good turn, I'm afraid the 
place will be dry before long.  A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  With any luck, I can 
sneak into The Dripping Blade and join HOPEFULS' celebration over their good record 
this turn.  12th place, not bad.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see 
DEPRAVED win a fight and gain 16 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, NECROTICA beat YANG and 
YANG lost 7 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  Due to absence, and inability to 
defend the throne, JOB has lost the Title of Duelmaster.  Start setting that alarm 
earlier!  And it's out with the old, in with the new, as NECROTICA takes the Title 
and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  Kickbacks and bribes, 
kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think some of these guys win their fights?  
Skill?  Ha!   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.  DWES 
EG, I am losing what little hope I had in you.  STAFF OF MAGIUS the most avoided 
team?  What insult will suffice, I cannot say.  And it looks like DUELMASTER SKILLS 
avoided them the most this turn.  What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me.  
Hmph.   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines 
through use.  Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     What does the DWES EG arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Phlllt!  Just had to do that 
before I leave the fine city of DWES EG.  I feel much better now.  I see the crowds 
are getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NECROTICA 4393               16  21  1  96         HOPEFULS (587)            

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-JOB 38090                    12   2    109         WHY TRAVEL? (6322)        
-BLOODY SUN 47339             10   1  2 108         THIRSTY THUGS 714 (7955)  
-COUNT ORLOK 32333             8   8  1  96         SILENT SCREAMS (5339)     
 NO SMOKING 625               14   9  4  91         RESTRICTIONS (117)        
-BACON BITS 7503               5   0     91         TATOR TOPPINGS (1074)     

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-NORTHWESTERN 41779           10   7  1  87         BIG TEN 6 (6977)          
-COCKROACH 47295               5   1  1  85         THIRSTY THUGS 705 (7946)  
 YANG 53793                   13   7     84         ERATTA1 (9085)            
-4 DOLLAR LADY 15479           7   2     84         TRAPPED IN BLYTHE (2321)  
-UNHOLY TERROR 32296          10   4     83         BEYOND THE GRAVE II (5331)
-CARBOMB 47310                 6   0     79         THIRSTY THUGS 708 (7949)  
 FIGHTING ILLINI 41796        12  11  1  74         BIG TEN 3 (6980)          
 ATOMIC DOG 36664              3   1     73         MOTHERSHIP 2 (6053)       
-CRAWDAD MCPINCHY 39388       10  10  1  72         FEAR FACTORY IV (1020)    
-BROOKLYN ZOO 47326            6   2  1  72         THIRSTY THUGS 711 (7952)  

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WARDRA 56471                  6   1     66         BLOODHAMMER CLAN (3703)   
-BRILLIANT 53377              10  12  1  65         LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007)      
 THE HARLOT 46340              7   5     64         THE BEAST (7766)          
-CHAMELEON 47303               7   1     62         THIRSTY THUGS 707 (7948)  
-BABY DOLL 47375               7   1  1  57         THIRSTY THUGS 721 (7962)  

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MARGARITA 29449               5   1  1  55         THIRSTY THUGS 0402 (4807) 
-HG 30999                      3   2     55         THIRSTY THUGS 0418 (5093) 
-MIRED 46332                   6   7  1  54         IN SHINOLA (7765)         
-MONEY MILE 17306              3   5     53         CUBE VISION (2641)        
-BODY SHOT 47332               6   6  1  52         THIRSTY THUGS 713 (7954)  
-EXCITEMENT 30490              5   3     48         SUPERIOR FORCES 740 (4999)
 CRYSTALLIZED 56401            3   2     47         COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)    
-UNEXPECTED EDL 13192          4   9     45         ITS A FEATURE (1239)      
-SEGAM 3723                    4   5     45         R AND D (512)             
-DANIEL 4163                   7   3     44         DISCORD (576)             
-KABIBE 44723                  6   5  1  40         SUPE FORCES 7601 (7524)   
-MASTER OF DOMAIN 33502        1   0     35         SEINFELD (5538)           
 AGONY GIGGLE 56593            4   2     34         CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)  

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MINAS MORGUL 56492            2   2  1  33         GWAR (1021)               
-GOD:  DEAD 23638              2   1  1  33         THE TRUTH (3774)          
-DAWN 22738                    4   4     30         DARK THUGS (2876)         
-THUG PASSION 56427            4   1     28         THIRSTY THUGS 720 (7961)  
 STYGIAN HAG 56568             7   2     27         FEAR FACTORY II (1017)    
 CONNIVE 51155                 4   1     27         DUELMASTER SKILLS (8613)  
-LUNICIDE 23248                2   4     27         SUICIDAL WINDS (3704)     
-BROCCOLI POTATO 17299         1   6     27         SOUPS (1916)              
-HELLGUARD 49256               2   1     26         UNDERWORLD (8289)         

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEPRAVED 56569                3   3     25         FEAR FACTORY II (1017)    
-GO SLOW 7592                  2   4     24         FIGHTING WORDS (586)      
 SHIRAK 41820                  1   3     24         STAFF OF MAGIUS (6985)    

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE 56620       4   0     23         CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)  
-LEFT HAND BLACK 56494         2   0     21         DRAWN TOGETHER (6991)     
-THE QUILLIAN 43403            1   0     21         INK & STEEL X (7273)      
 MARBLE 5337                   2   1     17         SUPERIOR HORDE 269T (723) 
-RENEGADE 43401                1   0      9         INK & STEEL X (7273)      
-FRED 8542                     1   0      9         WAY TOO MUCH BEER3 (1242) 
-THAI CHILI 56573              0   1      7         HARVEST DAY (6987)        
 HIP WADERS 56642              1   0      6         IN SHINOLA (7765)         
-CRYONIC SHOCK 47281           0   2      6         THIRSTY THUGS 702 (7943)  
-MOB JUSTICE 56537             0   2      6         FEAR FACTORY 13 (8135)    
-MINDS EYE 43404               0   1      1         INK & STEEL X (7273)      
 ODERUS 56672                  0   1      1         GWAR (1021)               
-STRANGULATION 23611           0   1      1         WAYS TO DIE (3768)        

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
B 56665                 0  1 0 BIG TEN 3 6980       SHEWISH GIANT         390  NONE
BLAH 56659              0  1 0 COLLEGE RADIO 3 5444 SHEWISH GIANT         390  NONE
BLAH 2 56661            0  1 0 COLLEGE RADIO 3 5444 SPYMASTER             390  NONE
WAR TOY 7167            1  3 0 GWAR 1021            KABIBE 44723          386  NOT REVENGED
MINERVA 46316           5  2 2 ROMAN DIVINITY 7761  COCKROACH 47295       388   
D 56667                 0  1 0 STAFF OF MAGIUS 6985 ARENAMASTER           390  NONE
E 56668                 0  1 0 THE BEAST 7766       DARK CHAMPION         390  NONE
F 56669                 0  1 0 THE BEAST 7766       HIGH ELF              390  NONE

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

D was butchered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
B was slaughtered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
BLAH 2 was easily killed by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
BLAH was assassinated by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
F was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
E was assassinated by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
YANG slimly lost to NECROTICA in a popular 3 minute expert's Title brawl.
NO SMOKING devastated FIGHTING ILLINI in a 1 minute mismatched match.
THE HARLOT viciously subdued CRYSTALLIZED in a action packed 1 minute gruesome fight.
ATOMIC DOG vanquished SUFFOCATION in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SIN SIN NATTY was luckily beaten by CONNIVE in a dull 15 minute duel.
AGONY GIGGLE overpowered OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SHIRAK handily defeated MARBLE in a 1 minute brutal one-sided bout.
STYGIAN HAG demolished OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
DEPRAVED devastated CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE devastated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
HIP WADERS overcame EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 3 minute beginner's fight.
ODERUS was defeated by VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 2 minute uneven struggle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       7         STRIKING ATTACK   48 -  38 -  2      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         LUNGING ATTACK    53 -  43 -  5      55  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         AIMED BLOW        46 -  38 -  2      55  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         TOTAL PARRY       25 -  26 -  0      49  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         WALL OF STEEL     16 -  18 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         SLASHING ATTACK   32 -  39 -  0      45  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -  12 -  1      43  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -  18 -  0      33  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         BASHING ATTACK     4 -  23 -  0      15  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 390 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         3  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         6 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  4         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   YANG -11743                13   7  0   84 ERATTA1 (9085)
BASHING ATTACK   FIGHTING ILLINI -23740     12  11  1   74 BIG TEN 3 (6980)
STRIKING ATTACK  THE HARLOT -19196           7   5  0   64 THE BEAST (7766)
AIMED BLOW       CRYSTALLIZED -9135          3   2  0   47 COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is NECROTICA 4393.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was YANG -11743.  The ten other most popular fighters were THE HARLOT -19196, 
NECROTICA 4393, HIP WADERS -8894, ATOMIC DOG -28872, AGONY GIGGLE -8943, SHIRAK 
-23716, NO SMOKING 625, STYGIAN HAG -8968, CRYSTALLIZED -9135, and DEPRAVED -8967.

The least popular fighter this week was CONNIVE -14381.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SIN SIN NATTY -25700, MARBLE 5337, SUFFOCATION 23607, FIGHTING ILLINI 
-23740, E -8868, F -8867, BLAH -8877, BLAH 2 -8875, B -8871, and D -8869.

                                CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS

To clarify:  You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.  
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided. 
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space. 
Make sure you include the ID!