DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 11/15/2014 Duedate: 11/28/2014
DWES EG ARENA
DM 82 TURN 395
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
KNOB
OPEN (8986)
(82-53256) [13-5-1,121]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
KNOB COCKROACH
OPEN (8986) THIRSTY THUGS 705 (7946)
(82-53256) [13-5-1,121] (82-47295) [6-1-1,92]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
YANG FIGHTING ILLINI
ERATTA1 (9085) BIG TEN 3 (6980)
(82-53793) [17-8-0,102] (82-41796) [12-14-1,81]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
ERATTA1 (9085)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. MEDAL OF HONOR H1 (9363) 25
2. 3 WIT WONDERS (1365) 24 I AM SUCK (1359)
3. UNDERWORLD (8289) 22 Unchartered Team
4. THIRSTY THUGS 703 (7944) 21
5. SQUARE DANCE RAP (5824) 19 THIRSTY THUGS 708 (7949)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 708 (7949) 7 0 0 100. 1/ 2 ERATTA1 (9085) 3 1 0
2- 1*MEDAL OF HONOR H2 (9364) 1 0 0 100. 2/22 SQUARE DANCE RAP (5824) 3 2 0
3/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 721 (7962) 8 1 1 88.9 3/ 3 ARCANE TREASURES (7569) 3 5 0
4/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 707 (7948) 8 1 0 88.9 4/12*MEDAL OF HONOR H1 (9363) 2 0 1
5/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 520 (6706) 7 1 1 87.5 5/ 5 IN SHINOLA (7765) 2 0 0
6/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS (7008) 7 1 0 87.5 6/ 6 THE BEAST (7766) 2 0 0
7/ 0 I AM SUCK (1359) 19 3 0 86.4 7/14 CAT SOUP (8423) 2 0 0
8/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 705 (7946) 6 1 1 85.7 8/ 4 MEDAL OF HONOR F5 (9349) 2 1 0
9/ 2 WHY TRAVEL? (6322) 15 3 0 83.3 9/11 OPEN (8986) 2 2 0
10/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 723 (7964) 5 1 0 83.3 10/ 1 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019) 2 4 1
11/ 0 SUCKS TO BE YOU (1939) 13 4 1 76.5 11/21*BORN 2 ROLL (5857) 2 4 0
12/ 0 BELOW PAR (1651) 9 3 1 75.0 12/ 0 THIRSTY THUGS 713 (7954) 1 0 1
13/ 0*UNDERWORLD (8289) 3 1 0 75.0 13/ 0 AZURE SHIELD (575) 1 0 1
14/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 0402 (4807) 5 2 1 71.4 14- 9*MEDAL OF HONOR H2 (9364) 1 0 0
15/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 711 (7952) 6 3 1 66.7 15/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 703 (7944) 1 0 0
16/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 0418 (5093) 4 2 0 66.7 16/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 705 (7946) 1 0 0
17/ 3 ARCANE TREASURES (7569) 35 21 0 62.5 17/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 707 (7948) 1 0 0
18/ 0*3 WIT WONDERS (1365) 5 3 0 62.5 18/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 708 (7949) 1 0 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/ 4 OPEN (8986) 13 8 1 61.9 19/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 717 (7958) 1 0 0
20/ 0 R AND D (512) 12 8 0 60.0 20/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 721 (7962) 1 0 0
21/12*MEDAL OF HONOR H1 (9363) 3 2 1 60.0 21/ 0 THIRSTY THUGS 722 (7963) 1 0 0
22/ 0 THIRSTY THUGS 713 (7954) 8 6 2 57.1 22/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 723 (7964) 1 0 0
23/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 703 (7944) 4 3 1 57.1 23/ 0*UNDERWORLD (8289) 1 0 0
24/ 7 ERATTA1 (9085) 38 30 1 55.9 24-15*MEDAL OF HONOR 31 (6956) 1 0 0
25/ 9 CAT SOUP (8423) 11 9 0 55.0 25/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS (7008) 1 0 0
26/ 0 THE ORACLE (520) 8 7 0 53.3 26/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 520 (6706) 1 0 0
27/ 8 GWAR (1021) 137 121 10 53.1 27/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 0418 (5093) 1 0 0
28/ 6 MEDAL OF HONOR F5 (9349) 9 8 0 52.9 28/ 0 WAYS TO DIE (3768) 1 0 0
29-10 LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007) 19 18 1 51.4 29/ 0 SOUPS (1916) 1 0 0
30/ 0 WAYS TO DIE (3768) 9 9 0 50.0 30/ 0 ITS A FEATURE (1239) 1 0 0
31/ 0 THIRSTY THUGS 722 (7963) 5 5 0 50.0 31/ 0 I AM SUCK (1359) 1 0 0
32/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 717 (7958) 4 4 0 50.0 32/ 0*3 WIT WONDERS (1365) 1 0 0
33/ 0*WHY FLORIDA SUCKS (1938) 4 4 0 50.0 33/ 0 R AND D (512) 1 0 0
34-11*DIRTY FIGHTERS (669) 3 3 1 50.0 34/ 0 THE ORACLE (520) 1 0 0
35/ 5*MEDAL OF HONOR B3 (8209) 2 2 0 50.0 35-16 HOPEFULS (587) 1 0 0
36-13*MEDAL OF HONOR 31 (6956) 1 1 0 50.0 36-17*DIRTY FIGHTERS (669) 1 0 0
37/16 IN SHINOLA (7765) 11 12 1 47.8 37/10 TREES (8983) 1 1 0
38/18 MCPANTS (8425) 12 14 0 46.2 38/26 MCPANTS (8425) 1 1 0
39/ 0 AZURE SHIELD (575) 6 7 1 46.2 39/13*MEDAL OF HONOR B3 (8209) 1 1 0
40/14 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019) 27 32 2 45.8 40/19 WHY TRAVEL? (6322) 1 1 0
41/17 RESTRICTIONS (117) 89 108 5 45.2 41/ 8 RESTRICTIONS (117) 1 2 0
42/15 TREES (8983) 6 8 0 42.9 42/ 7 FEAR FACTORY II (1017) 0 4 0
43/ 0 SOUPS (1916) 6 8 0 42.9 43/23 BIG TEN 3 (6980) 0 3 0
44/19 FEAR FACTORY II (1017) 48 65 6 42.5 44-24 LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007) 0 2 0
45/24 SQUARE DANCE RAP (5824) 13 18 0 41.9 45/20 GWAR (1021) 0 2 0
46/23 THE BEAST (7766) 10 14 0 41.7 46-25*G FORCE 4 (9080) 0 1 0
47-21 HOPEFULS (587) 116 166 9 41.1 47/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 711 (7952) 0 1 0
48/22 BIG TEN 3 (6980) 19 30 1 38.8 48-27*MEDAL OF HONOR 21 (6949) 0 1 0
49/ 0 THIRSTY THUGS 0409 (4747) 5 9 0 35.7 49/ 0*VICTORIAN (6969) 0 1 0
50/ 0 ITS A FEATURE (1239) 5 10 0 33.3 50/ 0 THIRSTY THUGS 0409 (4747) 0 1 0
51/25*BORN 2 ROLL (5857) 4 9 0 30.8 51/ 0*THIRSTY THUGS 0402 (4807) 0 1 0
52-26*G FORCE 4 (9080) 1 3 0 25.0 52/ 0 SUCKS TO BE YOU (1939) 0 1 0
53-28*ACTIONS! (677) 0 7 0 0.0 53/ 0*WHY FLORIDA SUCKS (1938) 0 1 0
54-29*MEDAL OF HONOR 21 (6949) 0 2 0 0.0 54/ 0 BELOW PAR (1651) 0 1 0
55/ 0*VICTORIAN (6969) 0 1 0 0.0 55-29*ACTIONS! (677) 0 1 0
56/ 0*APTLY NAMED (486) 0 1 0 0.0 56/ 0*APTLY NAMED (486) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last
week's fights. We now have a new top team for all of you guys to dogpile on.
ERATTA1 now holds the crown and they are betting they can keep it. Take a look at
SQUARE DANCE RAP's act, as they have a 2-0-0 week and gain 20 places in the team
ranking. Hey everybody, watch out for SERGEANT 8, who flew up 25 points in the
rankings after mashing MARGARITA like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy. Ya know,
some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands. RUNE ESSENCE lost to DEFUNCT and
drops 20 points. What does the Duelmaster and Piltdown Man have in common? They are
both the most challenged apes in human history! Heyheyhey! Going for the gusto and
coming up with aught but bloody knuckles was ARCANE TREASURES' TOY HORSEY, who was
turned away from the Duelmastership by KNOB. Can you believe they are paying me 10
gold to deliver this stuff?
Here is other news that is of note. Here's a song for you: Who's afraid of the
big, bad BIG TEN 3? Big bad BIG TEN 3. Big bad BIG TEN 3. DWES EG's afraid of the
big bad BIG TEN 3. Tra la la la la! Okay, so I may not be funny, but catch CAT
SOUP's act in the arena. Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft at running from BIG
TEN 3.
Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day
drinking to their memory. Better tanked than dead! We might as well mark the
passing of HERSCHEL F. BRILES, who was relatively new to the arena at 2-1-0.
Probably killed before his first shave. Well, just when you thought it was safe to
put a new warrior in the arena. No no! MARGARITA, a mere girl, was slain by
SERGEANT 8 this turn. Yes, and another 'Belly up' warrior silhouette goes on top of
the MEDAL OF HONOR H1 guildhouse this week, as SERGEANT 8 dispatched MARGARITA. Good
going! Ask not the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and no. Silly
buggers, eh?
Well, there's the manager of the DWES EG giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?). Well, there goes another Spy Report.
Good luck in next week's fights. Hasta la bye-bye. (Loud choruses of 'Beat it, ya
bum!')-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KNOB 53256 13 5 1 121 OPEN (8986)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-NO SMOKING 625 16 10 4 119 RESTRICTIONS (117)
-NECROTICA 4393 17 22 1 102 HOPEFULS (587)
YANG 53793 17 8 102 ERATTA1 (9085)
THE HARLOT 46340 10 5 96 THE BEAST (7766)
JOB 38090 15 3 94 WHY TRAVEL? (6322)
TAIL 50089 11 6 94 CAT SOUP (8423)
COCKROACH 47295 6 1 1 92 THIRSTY THUGS 705 (7946)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CARBOMB 47310 7 0 90 THIRSTY THUGS 708 (7949)
-BRILLIANT 53377 11 14 1 87 LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007)
BULVI 17301 8 1 85 I AM SUCK (1359)
DEFUNCT 9222 5 2 84 3 WIT WONDERS (1365)
ICKY BEATS 35350 9 6 82 SQUARE DANCE RAP (5824)
FIGHTING ILLINI 41796 12 14 1 81 BIG TEN 3 (6980)
CHAMELEON 47303 8 1 79 THIRSTY THUGS 707 (7948)
BROOKLYN ZOO 47326 6 3 1 70 THIRSTY THUGS 711 (7952)
SORA 50103 10 11 67 MCPANTS (8425)
8TH ATTEMPT 11378 9 3 1 67 BELOW PAR (1651)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DARKONFYRE 3768 8 7 66 THE ORACLE (520)
ATLANTIC SUN 47377 5 5 65 THIRSTY THUGS 722 (7963)
CYANO 4154 6 7 1 63 AZURE SHIELD (575)
BABY DOLL 47375 8 1 1 62 THIRSTY THUGS 721 (7962)
RUNE ESSENCE 45012 8 6 61 ARCANE TREASURES (7569)
HG 30999 4 2 61 THIRSTY THUGS 0418 (5093)
BODY SHOT 47332 7 6 2 59 THIRSTY THUGS 713 (7954)
-SHANTAY PASS 45015 5 0 59 ARCANE TREASURES (7569)
BERMUDA ROSE 47356 4 4 58 THIRSTY THUGS 717 (7958)
SUFFOCATION 23607 9 8 57 WAYS TO DIE (3768)
TOLL ROADS 13269 4 4 57 WHY FLORIDA SUCKS (1938)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SERGEANT 8 55403 3 2 1 56 MEDAL OF HONOR H1 (9363)
MASSACRE 40239 7 1 1 55 THIRSTY THUGS 520 (6706)
SEGAM 3723 5 5 53 R AND D (512)
MIDORI 29089 5 8 51 THIRSTY THUGS 0409 (4747)
UNEXPECTED EDL 13192 5 9 51 ITS A FEATURE (1239)
BLACK RUSSIAN 41937 7 1 50 THIRSTY THUGS (7008)
ASH 53242 6 7 49 TREES (8983)
HELLGUARD 49256 3 1 48 UNDERWORLD (8289)
APOCOLYPSE 47384 5 1 42 THIRSTY THUGS 723 (7964)
GUTTMANN 56397 4 3 1 42 THIRSTY THUGS 703 (7944)
SHADE 13273 7 2 41 SUCKS TO BE YOU (1939)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ELVIS PRESLEY 35555 3 4 41 BORN 2 ROLL (5857)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DEPRAVED 56569 4 5 33 FEAR FACTORY II (1017)
BROCCOLI POTATO 17299 2 6 32 SOUPS (1916)
CANIFIS CANNABIS 56561 4 2 30 ARCANE TREASURES (7569)
STYGIAN HAG 56568 8 4 28 FEAR FACTORY II (1017)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
AGONY GIGGLE 56593 5 4 23 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)
ONE MAN BAND 35410 3 3 22 SQUARE DANCE RAP (5824)
DEEP FRIED TWINKIE 56671 3 0 1 20 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)
-ANTHONY CASAMENTO 41648 1 1 20 MEDAL OF HONOR 31 (6956)
PARTY HAT 56250 5 4 19 ARCANE TREASURES (7569)
GRUNT 24 48811 1 2 19 MEDAL OF HONOR B3 (8209)
FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE 56620 5 2 17 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)
HIP WADERS 56642 4 0 16 IN SHINOLA (7765)
-SERGEANT 11 55408 1 0 10 MEDAL OF HONOR H2 (9364)
ROOM FETCHER 56693 1 0 10 BORN 2 ROLL (5857)
-SLOB 4881 1 0 10 DIRTY FIGHTERS (669)
-RELEASE 56517 0 1 7 ACTIONS! (677)
-GERALD ENDL 41612 0 1 7 MEDAL OF HONOR 21 (6949)
-TONY MANDRICH 53769 1 3 6 G FORCE 4 (9080)
LYRICS CATCHER 56692 0 1 1 BORN 2 ROLL (5857)
SPORTY 3555 0 1 1 APTLY NAMED (486)
KARINA 41740 0 1 1 VICTORIAN (6969)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
FRATSFA SLAVE 0 0 0 BODY SHOT 47332 395 NONE
CHICO RICO SUAV 35553 0 1 0 BORN 2 ROLL 5857 DARK CHAMPION 395 NONE
DA11 56409 0 1 0 ERATTA1 9085 BANDIT PRINCE 395 NONE
HERSCHEL F. BRI 55333 2 1 0 MEDAL OF HONOR 9349 CYANO 4154 395
031 53257 0 1 0 OPEN 8986 BANDIT PRINCE 395 NONE
032 53254 0 1 0 OPEN 8986 DARK CHAMPION 395 NONE
MARGARITA 29449 5 2 1 THIRSTY THUGS 0 4807 SERGEANT 8 55403 395
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LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DA11 was viciously butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
032 was slaughtered by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
031 was murdered by BANDIT PRINCE in a action packed 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
CHICO RICO SUAVE was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
KNOB savagely defeated TOY HORSEY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute master's Title match.
YANG overpowered BROOKLYN ZOO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
JOB unbelievably bested FIGHTING ILLINI in a action packed 3 minute expert's fight.
HOBBS was vanquished by ICKY BEATS in a 2 minute gory uneven duel.
RUNE ESSENCE was vanquished by DEFUNCT in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided duel.
BULVI handily defeated KUNG-FU MASTER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
THE HARLOT demolished 8TH ATTEMPT in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
COCKROACH devastated M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
CARBOMB devastated VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
TAIL handily defeated TOLL ROADS in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
CHAMELEON viciously subdued VETERAN MERCENARY in a action packed 2 minute brutal duel.
SORA slimly won victory over MIDORI in a 2 minute gory master's brawl.
ATLANTIC SUN overpowered DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BABY DOLL savagely defeated CAPTURED ORC in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
CYANO butchered HERSCHEL F. BRILES in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
DARKONFYRE vanquished ASH in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided match.
SEGAM vanquished SIN SIN NATTY in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
UNEXPECTED EDL savagely defeated STYGIAN HAG in a popular 2 minute gory match.
SHADE was unbelievably bested by HELLGUARD in a popular 3 minute gruesome match.
BODY SHOT assassinated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
BERMUDA ROSE beat FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute gory uneven duel.
SUFFOCATION handily defeated AGONY GIGGLE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
MARGARITA was slaughtered by SERGEANT 8 in a 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
HG vanquished CANIFIS CANNABIS in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
MASSACRE overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BLACK RUSSIAN defeated DEPRAVED in a 1 minute bout.
BROCCOLI POTATO savagely defeated FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE in a action packed 1 minute bout.
APOCOLYPSE viciously subdued PARTY HAT in a 2 minute gory duel.
GUTTMANN devastated GRUNT 24 in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
ONE MAN BAND devastated OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
HIP WADERS narrowly defeated LYRICS CATCHER in a 2 minute novice's match.
DEEP FRIED TWINKIE viciously subdued SPORTY in a 3 minute gory beginner's match.
KARINA was overpowered by ROOM FETCHER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 15 SLASHING ATTACK 25 - 17 - 1 60 |
|AIMED BLOW 13 AIMED BLOW 46 - 32 - 2 59 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 9 LUNGING ATTACK 35 - 31 - 2 53 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 7 STRIKING ATTACK 23 - 25 - 0 48 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 PARRY-LUNGE 8 - 12 - 1 40 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 TOTAL PARRY 15 - 23 - 0 39 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 WALL OF STEEL 5 - 10 - 0 33 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 11 - 0 21 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 26 - 0 4 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
Turn 395 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 2 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 3 3 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 10 - 5 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 3 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 3 2 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 7 - 6 1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 2 1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK KNOB -12280 13 5 1 121 OPEN (8986)
LUNGING ATTACK YANG -11743 17 8 0 102 ERATTA1 (9085)
STRIKING ATTACK THE HARLOT -19196 10 5 0 96 THE BEAST (7766)
TOTAL PARRY JOB -27446 15 3 0 94 WHY TRAVEL? (6322)
AIMED BLOW TAIL -15447 11 6 0 94 CAT SOUP (8423)
PARRY-LUNGE ICKY BEATS -30186 9 6 0 82 SQUARE DANCE RAP (5824)
WALL OF STEEL BLACK RUSSIAN -23599 7 1 0 50 THIRSTY THUGS (7008)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is YANG -11743. The most popular warrior this turn was
FIGHTING ILLINI -23740. The ten other most popular fighters were CHAMELEON -18233,
UNEXPECTED EDL 13192, SHADE 13273, ICKY BEATS -30186, MIDORI 29089, DARKONFYRE 3768,
KNOB -12280, YANG -11743, DEFUNCT 9222, and BULVI 17301.
The least popular fighter this week was KARINA -23796. The other ten least popular
fighters were SPORTY 3555, GRUNT 24 -16725, PARTY HAT -9286, MARGARITA 29449, AGONY
GIGGLE -8943, STYGIAN HAG -8968, SIN SIN NATTY -25700, HERSCHEL F. BRILES -10203,
TOLL ROADS 13269, and 8TH ATTEMPT 11378.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
WILD HORSES (82--19001) STONED ROOKIES 33
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, census forms will be provided for warriors by request only, effective
immediately. Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by
simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the
Commission. Each warrior may have up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be
categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, Victory and may be up to 80 characters long.
For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission.