DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 11/29/2014 Duedate: 12/12/2014
DWES EG ARENA
DM 82 TURN 396
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
COCKROACH
THIRSTY THUGS 705 (7946)
(82-47295) [7-1-1,107]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
BRILLIANT COCKROACH
LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007) THIRSTY THUGS 705 (7946)
(82-53377) [12-14-1,101] (82-47295) [7-1-1,107]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
BRILLIANT COCKROACH
LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007) THIRSTY THUGS 705 (7946)
(82-53377) [12-14-1,101] (82-47295) [7-1-1,107]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
IN SHINOLA (7765)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. FARFIGNEWTONS (673) 51
2. INK & STEEL X (7273) 33 THIRSTY THUGS 721 (7962)
3. GWAR (1021) 26 Unchartered Team
4. SEINFELDISM (5539) 25
5. MEDAL OF HONOR A5 (8202) 24 THIRSTY THUGS 708 (7949)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*THIRSTY THUGS 708 (7949) 8 0 0 100. 1/ 5 IN SHINOLA (7765) 3 1 0
2/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR A5 (8202) 2 0 1 100. 2- 2 SQUARE DANCE RAP (5824) 3 2 0
3/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR 18 (6946) 1 0 0 100. 3- 3 ARCANE TREASURES (7569) 3 5 0
4/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR 37 (6961) 1 0 0 100. 4/10 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019) 3 8 1
5/ 3 THIRSTY THUGS 721 (7962) 9 1 1 90.0 5- 4*MEDAL OF HONOR H1 (9363) 2 0 1
6/ 4 THIRSTY THUGS 707 (7948) 9 1 0 90.0 6/12 THIRSTY THUGS 713 (7954) 2 0 1
7/ 8*THIRSTY THUGS 705 (7946) 7 1 1 87.5 7/13 AZURE SHIELD (575) 2 0 1
8/10*THIRSTY THUGS 723 (7964) 6 1 0 85.7 8- 6 THE BEAST (7766) 2 0 0
9/ 7 I AM SUCK (1359) 19 4 0 82.6 9/16*THIRSTY THUGS 705 (7946) 2 0 0
10/13*UNDERWORLD (8289) 4 1 0 80.0 10/17 THIRSTY THUGS 707 (7948) 2 0 0
11/ 9 WHY TRAVEL? (6322) 15 4 0 78.9 11/18*THIRSTY THUGS 708 (7949) 2 0 0
12/ 5*THIRSTY THUGS 520 (6706) 7 2 1 77.8 12/19*THIRSTY THUGS 717 (7958) 2 0 0
13/ 6*THIRSTY THUGS (7008) 7 2 0 77.8 13/20 THIRSTY THUGS 721 (7962) 2 0 0
14-12 BELOW PAR (1651) 9 3 1 75.0 14/21 THIRSTY THUGS 722 (7963) 2 0 0
15/11 SUCKS TO BE YOU (1939) 13 5 1 72.2 15/22*THIRSTY THUGS 723 (7964) 2 0 0
16-14*THIRSTY THUGS 0402 (4807) 5 2 1 71.4 16/23*UNDERWORLD (8289) 2 0 0
17/15 THIRSTY THUGS 711 (7952) 7 3 1 70.0 17- 7 CAT SOUP (8423) 2 0 0
18/18*3 WIT WONDERS (1365) 6 3 0 66.7 18/29 SOUPS (1916) 2 0 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/ 0 ROOKIE MAIDEN 3 (7279) 9 5 0 64.3 19/30 ITS A FEATURE (1239) 2 0 0
20/ 0 ROOKIE MAIDEN 35 (7311) 9 5 0 64.3 20/32*3 WIT WONDERS (1365) 2 0 0
21-17 ARCANE TREASURES (7569) 35 21 0 62.5 21/34 THE ORACLE (520) 2 0 0
22/ 0 MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (9408) 93 56 7 62.4 22- 1 ERATTA1 (9085) 2 1 0
23-19 OPEN (8986) 13 8 1 61.9 23- 9 OPEN (8986) 2 2 0
24-20 R AND D (512) 12 8 0 60.0 24/ 0*INK & STEEL X (7273) 2 2 0
25/22 THIRSTY THUGS 713 (7954) 9 6 2 60.0 25/ 0 FARFIGNEWTONS (673) 2 3 1
26-21*MEDAL OF HONOR H1 (9363) 3 2 1 60.0 26/45 GWAR (1021) 2 3 0
27-23*THIRSTY THUGS 703 (7944) 4 3 1 57.1 27-11*BORN 2 ROLL (5857) 2 4 0
28/16*THIRSTY THUGS 0418 (5093) 4 3 0 57.1 28/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR A5 (8202) 1 0 1
29/ 0 LAMB OF GOD (7763) 9 7 0 56.2 29/ 0 MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (9408) 1 0 0
30/26 THE ORACLE (520) 9 7 0 56.2 30-15*THIRSTY THUGS 703 (7944) 1 0 0
31-24 ERATTA1 (9085) 38 30 1 55.9 31/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR 18 (6946) 1 0 0
32/32*THIRSTY THUGS 717 (7958) 5 4 0 55.6 32/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR 37 (6961) 1 0 0
33-25 CAT SOUP (8423) 11 9 0 55.0 33/ 0 ELVES OF KRYNN (6984) 1 0 0
34/31 THIRSTY THUGS 722 (7963) 6 5 0 54.5 34-33 R AND D (512) 1 0 0
35/27 GWAR (1021) 139 122 10 53.3 35-37 TREES (8983) 1 1 0
36/ 0 FEAR FACTORY IV (1020) 96 85 7 53.0 36/44 LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007) 1 1 0
37-28 MEDAL OF HONOR F5 (9349) 9 8 0 52.9 37- 8 MEDAL OF HONOR F5 (9349) 1 1 0
38/29 LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007) 20 18 1 52.6 38-38 MCPANTS (8425) 1 1 0
39/39 AZURE SHIELD (575) 7 7 1 50.0 39/47 THIRSTY THUGS 711 (7952) 1 1 0
40/ 0*INK & STEEL X (7273) 4 4 0 50.0 40-39*MEDAL OF HONOR B3 (8209) 1 1 0
41-35*MEDAL OF HONOR B3 (8209) 2 2 0 50.0 41/49*VICTORIAN (6969) 1 1 0
42/55*VICTORIAN (6969) 1 1 0 50.0 42/25*THIRSTY THUGS (7008) 1 1 0
43/ 0 FARFIGNEWTONS (673) 305 324 26 48.5 43/40 WHY TRAVEL? (6322) 1 1 0
44/37 IN SHINOLA (7765) 12 13 1 48.0 44/26*THIRSTY THUGS 520 (6706) 1 1 0
45/30 WAYS TO DIE (3768) 9 10 0 47.4 45/27*THIRSTY THUGS 0418 (5093) 1 1 0
46/43 SOUPS (1916) 7 8 0 46.7 46/50 THIRSTY THUGS 0409 (4747) 1 1 0
47-38 MCPANTS (8425) 12 14 0 46.2 47/28 WAYS TO DIE (3768) 1 1 0
48/41 RESTRICTIONS (117) 90 108 5 45.5 48/31 I AM SUCK (1359) 1 1 0
49/ 0*THE MOTHERSHIP 9 (2547) 4 5 0 44.4 49/41 RESTRICTIONS (117) 1 2 0
50/33*WHY FLORIDA SUCKS (1938) 4 5 0 44.4 50/ 0 ORIOLE MADNESS (967) 1 4 1
51/40 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019) 28 36 2 43.7 51/43 BIG TEN 3 (6980) 1 4 0
52-42 TREES (8983) 6 8 0 42.9 52/ 0*SEINFELDISM (5539) 1 4 0
53/44 FEAR FACTORY II (1017) 49 66 6 42.6 53/ 0*THE MOTHERSHIP 9 (2547) 1 4 0
54/ 0 ORIOLE MADNESS (967) 20 27 1 42.6 54/42 FEAR FACTORY II (1017) 1 5 0
55-45 SQUARE DANCE RAP (5824) 13 18 0 41.9 55/ 0*STRIKE FORCE (4500) 0 5 0
56-46 THE BEAST (7766) 10 14 0 41.7 56/ 0 ROMAN DIVINITY (7761) 0 4 0
57/ 0 ELVES OF KRYNN (6984) 6 9 0 40.0 57/ 0 LAMB OF GOD (7763) 0 4 0
58/49 THIRSTY THUGS 0409 (4747) 6 9 0 40.0 58/ 0 MOONS OF KRYNN (6986) 0 4 0
59/48 BIG TEN 3 (6980) 20 31 1 39.2 59/ 0 HARVEST DAY (6987) 0 4 0
60/50 ITS A FEATURE (1239) 6 10 0 37.5 60/ 0*FEAR FACTORY 8 (6744) 0 4 0
61/ 0*MOTHERSHIP 2 (6053) 3 5 0 37.5 61/ 0*MOTHERSHIP 2 (6053) 0 4 0
62/ 0 ROMAN DIVINITY (7761) 13 24 3 35.1 62/ 0*NYU RADIO (5445) 0 4 0
63-51*BORN 2 ROLL (5857) 4 9 0 30.8 63/ 0*SEINFELD (5538) 0 4 0
64/ 0 COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444) 22 58 1 27.5 64/ 0 FEAR FACTORY IV (1020) 0 4 0
65/ 0 MOONS OF KRYNN (6986) 6 17 0 26.1 65/ 0 COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444) 0 3 0
66-52*G FORCE 4 (9080) 1 3 0 25.0 66/53*WHY FLORIDA SUCKS (1938) 0 2 0
67/ 0*SEINFELDISM (5539) 2 7 0 22.2 67/52 SUCKS TO BE YOU (1939) 0 2 0
68/ 0 HARVEST DAY (6987) 6 22 0 21.4 68-46*G FORCE 4 (9080) 0 1 0
69/ 0*SEINFELD (5538) 1 7 0 12.5 69/ 0 ROOKIE MAIDEN 3 (7279) 0 1 0
70/ 0*STRIKE FORCE (4500) 0 5 0 0.0 70/ 0 ROOKIE MAIDEN 35 (7311) 0 1 0
71/ 0*FEAR FACTORY 8 (6744) 0 4 0 0.0 71-51*THIRSTY THUGS 0402 (4807) 0 1 0
72/ 0*NYU RADIO (5445) 0 4 0 0.0 72-54 BELOW PAR (1651) 0 1 0
73/ 0*HARD LIQUOR 2 (141) 0 4 0 0.0 73/ 0*HARD LIQUOR 2 (141) 0 1 0
74-56*APTLY NAMED (486) 0 1 0 0.0 74-56*APTLY NAMED (486) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Hail DWES EG! Warriors of the arena, prepare to be praised and blamed for your
deeds. It seems the training can make the difference, as ERATTA1 is pushed out of
top team by IN SHINOLA, who came from 5th with a 1-1-0 this turn. Now, what did
these guys have for breakfast this morning? SOUPS has turned a 1-0-0 into 18th place
from 29th. Give me the recipe! I understand that The Welcome Wench is buying the
drinks for ITS A FEATURE tonight, to honor their rise to 19th after this turns 1-0-0.
Hmmm. I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Welcome Wench,
seeing as 3 WIT WONDERS' 6-3-0 has earned them 20th place in the ranks. I understand
that The Welcome Wench is buying the drinks for THE ORACLE tonight, to honor their
rise to 21st after this turns 1-0-0. Hmmm. Now, what did these guys have for
breakfast this morning? GWAR has turned a 2-1-0 into 26th place from 45th. Give me
the recipe! THIRSTY THUGS must be either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 25th
to 42nd this turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as the weight. Our condolences (or sneers, as
the case may be) go out to THIRSTY THUGS 520 for their drop to 44th from 26th. A
0-1-0 can do that. It doesn't rain, but it pours for THIRSTY THUGS 0418 this turn, a
0-1-0 causing a 18 flight drop in the team rankings. Hand that team a dry towel.
WAYS TO DIE must be either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 28th to 47th this
turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as the weight. Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may
be) go out to I AM SUCK for their drop to 48th from 31st. A 0-1-0 can do that. It
doesn't rain, but it pours for FEAR FACTORY II this turn, a 1-1-0 causing a 12 flight
drop in the team rankings. Hand that team a dry towel. And let's see, INNEY AUDI
fought SUFFOCATION and gained 27 points and contributed to FARFIGNEWTONS' 2-3-1.
VULCAN has lost to UNEXPECTED EDL, falling 13 points, while helping make ROMAN
DIVINITY a 0-4-0 turn. Due to its absence and inability to defend the throne, KNOB
has lost the title of Duelmaster. We should ask COCKROACH about the thrill of
victory, and what being the new Duelmaster does for a warrior, he's now the one to
ask. Can someone confirm a rumor for me? I hear the top team makes their losing
fighters do dishes at The Welcome Wench until they win. Maybe?
I tell you, a green quarterstaff lasts longer than a seasoned sapling. A basher
friend of mine assures me this is true. I also notice that the BELOW PAR stable was
the most avoided team this turn. Come on DWES EG, what are you afraid of? And guess
who avoided BELOW PAR stable the most? Believe it or not, it was WHY TRAVEL?.
Anyone surprised? The most challenged warrior this turn was THIRSTY THUGS 705's
warrior COCKROACH. More fighters challenged him than challenged the Duelmaster!
A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once. Wise men know this to
be true. Had I not seen it, it would be hard to believe. FURIOUS GORE was sent to
the Dark Arena and lived to tell about it! Makes you think, no? Hearty mugs of ale
were raised in DWES EG today as MASSACRE was bid farewell to a 7-2-1 warrior, with
BURKES CAFE of ORIOLE MADNESS standing silent and pensive. Whatever bright future
DEEP FRIED TWINKIE may have had, it's all history now. The manager of CARNIVAL OF
CHAOS has lost a promising 3-0-1 warrior. Is it really true that DWES EG has more
dishwashers per capita that fighters? Just thought I'd ask...
I like this place, DWES EG, the taverns have old wine, and young serving girls.
Who could ask for more? Always good to rest in DWES EG, but never good to wear out
my welcome. Look for me in future turns. Until you see my quill in DWES EG again,
farewell-- Alarond the Scribe
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
COCKROACH 47295 7 1 1 107 THIRSTY THUGS 705 (7946)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-YANG 53793 17 8 102 ERATTA1 (9085)
BRILLIANT 53377 12 14 1 101 LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007)
CARBOMB 47310 8 0 97 THIRSTY THUGS 708 (7949)
-THE HARLOT 46340 10 5 96 THE BEAST (7766)
JOB 38090 15 4 95 WHY TRAVEL? (6322)
-TAIL 50089 11 6 94 CAT SOUP (8423)
DEFUNCT 9222 6 2 93 3 WIT WONDERS (1365)
FIGHTING ILLINI 41796 13 14 1 92 BIG TEN 3 (6980)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CHAMELEON 47303 9 1 91 THIRSTY THUGS 707 (7948)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BROOKLYN ZOO 47326 7 3 1 83 THIRSTY THUGS 711 (7952)
-ICKY BEATS 35350 9 6 82 SQUARE DANCE RAP (5824)
INNEY AUDI 5509 6 4 80 FARFIGNEWTONS (673)
DARKONFYRE 3768 9 7 76 THE ORACLE (520)
BULVI 17301 8 2 76 I AM SUCK (1359)
BERMUDA ROSE 47356 5 4 76 THIRSTY THUGS 717 (7958)
ATLANTIC SUN 47377 6 5 71 THIRSTY THUGS 722 (7963)
-SORA 50103 10 11 67 MCPANTS (8425)
-8TH ATTEMPT 11378 9 3 1 67 BELOW PAR (1651)
RUNNING FREE 43432 9 5 67 ROOKIE MAIDEN 3 (7279)
ATOMIC DOG 36664 3 2 67 MOTHERSHIP 2 (6053)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BABY DOLL 47375 9 1 1 66 THIRSTY THUGS 721 (7962)
MIRED 46332 7 7 1 66 IN SHINOLA (7765)
BURKES CAFE 6800 6 6 1 66 ORIOLE MADNESS (967)
UNEXPECTED EDL 13192 6 9 66 ITS A FEATURE (1239)
BODY SHOT 47332 8 6 2 65 THIRSTY THUGS 713 (7954)
CYANO 4154 7 7 1 65 AZURE SHIELD (575)
CRAWDAD MCPINCHY 39388 10 11 1 64 FEAR FACTORY IV (1020)
HOOKS IN YOU 43591 9 5 62 ROOKIE MAIDEN 35 (7311)
RUIN 46323 9 4 61 LAMB OF GOD (7763)
-RUNE ESSENCE 45012 8 6 61 ARCANE TREASURES (7569)
HELLGUARD 49256 4 1 61 UNDERWORLD (8289)
-SHANTAY PASS 45015 5 0 59 ARCANE TREASURES (7569)
HG 30999 4 3 59 THIRSTY THUGS 0418 (5093)
SUFFOCATION 23607 9 9 58 WAYS TO DIE (3768)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TOLL ROADS 13269 4 5 56 WHY FLORIDA SUCKS (1938)
-SERGEANT 8 55403 3 2 1 56 MEDAL OF HONOR H1 (9363)
APOCOLYPSE 47384 6 1 55 THIRSTY THUGS 723 (7964)
MIDORI 29089 6 8 54 THIRSTY THUGS 0409 (4747)
-SEGAM 3723 5 5 53 R AND D (512)
VULCAN 46313 8 9 1 52 ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)
FURIOUS GORE 4987 6 5 1 51 FARFIGNEWTONS (673)
GRIM DEMISE 7357 6 5 51 ORIOLE MADNESS (967)
-ASH 53242 6 7 49 TREES (8983)
STYGIAN HAG 56568 9 4 44 FEAR FACTORY II (1017)
BLACK RUSSIAN 41937 7 2 43 THIRSTY THUGS (7008)
SHADE 13273 7 3 42 SUCKS TO BE YOU (1939)
-GUTTMANN 56397 4 3 1 42 THIRSTY THUGS 703 (7944)
CRYSTALLIZED 56401 3 3 42 COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)
-ELVIS PRESLEY 35555 3 4 41 BORN 2 ROLL (5857)
BROCCOLI POTATO 17299 3 6 38 SOUPS (1916)
WAR TOY 7167 2 3 37 GWAR (1021)
MASTER OF DOMAIN 33502 1 1 36 SEINFELD (5538)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DEPRAVED 56569 4 6 33 FEAR FACTORY II (1017)
AGONY GIGGLE 56593 6 4 31 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)
ARCANE TORNADO 16749 4 1 31 THE MOTHERSHIP 9 (2547)
-CANIFIS CANNABIS 56561 4 2 30 ARCANE TREASURES (7569)
THE QUILLIAN 43403 1 1 30 INK & STEEL X (7273)
JERRY 33506 2 3 28 SEINFELDISM (5539)
GEORGE PETERS 48777 1 0 1 24 MEDAL OF HONOR A5 (8202)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ONE MAN BAND 35410 3 3 22 SQUARE DANCE RAP (5824)
RENEGADE 43401 2 0 20 INK & STEEL X (7273)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-PARTY HAT 56250 5 4 19 ARCANE TREASURES (7569)
-GRUNT 24 48811 1 2 19 MEDAL OF HONOR B3 (8209)
FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE 56620 5 3 18 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)
ROBERT NETT 55588 1 0 16 MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (9408)
SOLINARI 41826 1 2 15 MOONS OF KRYNN (6986)
THAI CHILI 56573 0 2 14 HARVEST DAY (6987)
BERTOLET 15942 0 2 14 FARFIGNEWTONS (673)
HIP WADERS 56642 4 1 13 IN SHINOLA (7765)
MINDS EYE 43404 1 1 13 INK & STEEL X (7273)
HAMBURGER TRAIN 56605 0 1 13 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)
KARINA 41740 1 1 12 VICTORIAN (6969)
LAID TO REST 56536 1 0 11 ELVES OF KRYNN (6984)
JOHN BULKELEY 41673 1 0 10 MEDAL OF HONOR 37 (6961)
-ROOM FETCHER 56693 1 0 10 BORN 2 ROLL (5857)
HORROR OF YIG 56623 1 0 9 GWAR (1021)
RUSSELL DUNHAM 41596 1 0 8 MEDAL OF HONOR 18 (6946)
TELLUS 56650 0 1 7 ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)
QUEEN OF HARLOTS 40440 0 1 7 FEAR FACTORY 8 (6744)
SEPTA STRIKE 27681 0 1 7 STRIKE FORCE (4500)
-TONY MANDRICH 53769 1 3 6 G FORCE 4 (9080)
CAROLINA REAPER 56610 0 1 5 HARVEST DAY (6987)
RIDIN' THE WAVE 861 0 4 4 HARD LIQUOR 2 (141)
PAZUZU'S FUNHOUSE 56622 0 1 3 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)
-LYRICS CATCHER 56692 0 1 1 BORN 2 ROLL (5857)
-SPORTY 3555 0 1 1 APTLY NAMED (486)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
NOT VERY GOOD 56695 0 1 0 BIG TEN 3 6980 SPYMASTER 396 NONE
DEEP FRIED TWIN 56671 3 1 1 CARNIVAL OF CHA 1019 GEORGE PETERS 48777 396
BANGERZ 56685 0 1 0 COLLEGE RADIO 3 5444 DARK CHAMPION 396 NONE
TRAGIC TURTLE 56684 0 1 0 COLLEGE RADIO 3 5444 MOUNTAIN TROLL 396 NONE
SHEWISH GIANT 0 0 0 DARK ARENA FURIOUS GORE 4987 396 NONE
LOVE BUG 18685 0 1 0 FARFIGNEWTONS 673 DARK CHAMPION 396 NONE
SQUAREBACK 18684 0 1 0 FARFIGNEWTONS 673 SPYMASTER 396 NONE
A 40441 0 1 0 FEAR FACTORY 8 6744 WURM KIN 396 NONE
B 40443 0 1 0 FEAR FACTORY 8 6744 STONE GOLEM 396 NONE
C 40442 0 1 0 FEAR FACTORY 8 6744 BLACK ORC 396 NONE
A 56655 0 1 0 FEAR FACTORY IV 1020 ARENAMASTER 396 NONE
B 56656 0 1 0 FEAR FACTORY IV 1020 MOUNTAIN TROLL 396 NONE
F 56630 0 1 0 FEAR FACTORY IV 1020 SHEWISH GIANT 396 NONE
A 56651 0 1 0 HARVEST DAY 6987 BLACK ORC 396 NONE
B 56652 0 1 0 HARVEST DAY 6987 HIGH ELF 396 NONE
BLAH 56658 0 1 0 INK & STEEL X 7273 DARK CHAMPION 396 NONE
A 46322 0 1 0 LAMB OF GOD 7763 SHEWISH GIANT 396 NONE
B 46324 0 1 0 LAMB OF GOD 7763 HIGH ELF 396 NONE
C 46326 0 1 0 LAMB OF GOD 7763 ARENAMASTER 396 NONE
HERSCHEL F. BRI 55333 2 1 0 MEDAL OF HONOR 9349 CYANO 4154 395
JENNY 56506 0 1 0 MOONS OF KRYNN 6986 DARK CHAMPION 396 NONE
LUCKY 13 56511 0 1 0 MOONS OF KRYNN 6986 BANDIT PRINCE 396 NONE
TOMMY 56507 0 1 0 MOONS OF KRYNN 6986 SHEWISH GIANT 396 NONE
BLAH 56678 0 1 0 MOTHERSHIP 2 6053 BLACK ORC 396 NONE
BUNKER 56679 0 1 0 MOTHERSHIP 2 6053 STONE GOLEM 396 NONE
HASAN CHOP 56677 0 1 0 MOTHERSHIP 2 6053 SPYMASTER 396 NONE
CRAB 33001 0 1 0 NYU RADIO 5445 MOUNTAIN TROLL 396 NONE
KRANK 33003 0 1 0 NYU RADIO 5445 HIGH ELF 396 NONE
LONGWAVE 33002 0 1 0 NYU RADIO 5445 MOUNTAIN TROLL 396 NONE
ORANGE PARK 33004 0 1 0 NYU RADIO 5445 MOUNTAIN TROLL 396 NONE
BALTIMORE 32449 0 2 0 ORIOLE MADNESS 967 ARENAMASTER 396 NONE
FLOYD RHOID 56325 0 1 0 ORIOLE MADNESS 967 SPYMASTER 396 NONE
THE SPAWN 43090 0 1 0 ORIOLE MADNESS 967 WURM KIN 396 NONE
A 56648 0 1 0 ROMAN DIVINITY 7761 SHEWISH GIANT 396 NONE
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
B 56649 0 1 0 ROMAN DIVINITY 7761 SHEWISH GIANT 396 NONE
BLAH 56662 0 1 0 SEINFELD 5538 SPYMASTER 396 NONE
NEWMAN 56663 0 1 0 SEINFELD 5538 SPYMASTER 396 NONE
YADDA YADDA 33500 0 1 0 SEINFELD 5538 STONE GOLEM 396 NONE
COSTANZA 33507 0 1 0 SEINFELDISM 5539 STONE GOLEM 396 NONE
HIGH FLOW 33503 0 1 0 SEINFELDISM 5539 BANDIT PRINCE 396 NONE
NEWMAN 33504 0 1 0 SEINFELDISM 5539 SHEWISH GIANT 396 NONE
UNCLE LEO 33505 0 1 0 SEINFELDISM 5539 HIGH ELF 396 NONE
AUTO WORKER 27680 0 1 0 STRIKE FORCE 4500 BLACK ORC 396 NONE
LONG SHOREMAN 27682 0 1 0 STRIKE FORCE 4500 HIGH ELF 396 NONE
SUPPORT STAFF 27678 0 1 0 STRIKE FORCE 4500 DARK CHAMPION 396 NONE
THE TEACHER 27679 0 1 0 STRIKE FORCE 4500 ARENAMASTER 396 NONE
BETTER DEAD 16750 0 1 0 THE MOTHERSHIP 2547 MOUNTAIN TROLL 396 NONE
FACE PUNCHES 16748 0 1 0 THE MOTHERSHIP 2547 MOUNTAIN TROLL 396 NONE
PADUCHA 16746 0 1 0 THE MOTHERSHIP 2547 BLACK ORC 396 NONE
PRIMITIVE URGE 16747 0 1 0 THE MOTHERSHIP 2547 SPYMASTER 396 NONE
MARGARITA 29449 5 2 1 THIRSTY THUGS 0 4807 SERGEANT 8 55403 395
MASSACRE 40239 7 2 1 THIRSTY THUGS 5 6706 BURKES CAFE 6800 396
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LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
FURIOUS GORE viciously butchered SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BALTIMORE was murdered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
KRANK was savagely slain by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
UNCLE LEO was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
LOVE BUG was assassinated by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
SQUAREBACK was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena brawl.
B was assassinated by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena struggle.
A was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
THE SPAWN was assassinated by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
F was slaughtered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena duel.
A was slaughtered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
B was slaughtered by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
C was assassinated by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena match.
A was executed by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BUNKER was murdered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
BLAH was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena conflict.
B was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena battle.
HASAN CHOP was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena bout.
TOMMY was easily killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
NEWMAN was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena bout.
NOT VERY GOOD was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fray.
BLAH was executed by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
BLAH was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
B was assassinated by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
COSTANZA was murdered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
A was executed by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match.
B was easily killed by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena competition.
JENNY was executed by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
TRAGIC TURTLE was slaughtered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
NEWMAN was executed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fray.
HIGH FLOW was slaughtered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fray.
C was butchered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
YADDA YADDA was murdered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
ORANGE PARK was assassinated by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
LUCKY 13 was executed by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
LONGWAVE was slaughtered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
CRAB was assassinated by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
BANGERZ was slaughtered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
LONG SHOREMAN was slaughtered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fray.
A was easily killed by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
FLOYD RHOID was easily killed by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
PADUCHA was assassinated by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
PRIMITIVE URGE was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fray.
FACE PUNCHES was assassinated by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
SUPPORT STAFF was murdered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BETTER DEAD was assassinated by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
AUTO WORKER was executed by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
THE TEACHER was easily killed by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
JOB was viciously subdued by COCKROACH in a 7 minute veteran's Challenge Title duel.
BRILLIANT demolished BULVI in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
BROOKLYN ZOO overpowered RUIN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
CARBOMB handily defeated HOOKS IN YOU in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
CHAMELEON overpowered VETERAN MERCENARY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
RUNNING FREE was handily defeated by FIGHTING ILLINI in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
DEFUNCT overpowered ATOMIC DOG in a action packed 1 minute uneven battle.
CRAWDAD MCPINCHY was devastated by BERMUDA ROSE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
HOBBS slimly won victory over TOLL ROADS in a 4 minute veteran's conflict.
SUFFOCATION was beaten by INNEY AUDI in a 3 minute expert's competition.
DARKONFYRE demolished GRIM DEMISE in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided match.
CYANO viciously subdued SIN SIN NATTY in a 2 minute gory bout.
VULCAN was handily defeated by UNEXPECTED EDL in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BODY SHOT demolished THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BABY DOLL overpowered MASTER OF DOMAIN in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
ATLANTIC SUN overpowered CRYSTALLIZED in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
HG was bested by HELLGUARD in a exciting 4 minute bloody conflict.
APOCOLYPSE demolished THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
BLACK RUSSIAN was overpowered by MIRED in a exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided brawl.
BURKES CAFE delivered the death blow upon MASSACRE in a 2 minute bout.
MIDORI savagely defeated DEPRAVED in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory duel.
SHADE was luckily beaten by STYGIAN HAG in a 2 minute bloody brawl.
BROCCOLI POTATO devastated BERTOLET in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
THAI CHILI was vanquished by JERRY in a 1 minute mismatched match.
THE QUILLIAN was demolished by WAR TOY in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
RENEGADE devastated SOLINARI in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
AGONY GIGGLE devastated PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 2 minute gruesome uneven match.
ARCANE TORNADO savagely defeated FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE in a 2 minute gory fight.
DEEP FRIED TWINKIE was savagely slain by GEORGE PETERS in a 1 minute beginner's melee.
RIDIN' THE WAVE was demolished by MINDS EYE in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
HIP WADERS was viciously subdued by ROBERT NETT in a 2 minute bloody beginner's match.
KARINA overpowered QUEEN OF HARLOTS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
HAMBURGER TRAIN was beaten by RUSSELL DUNHAM in a popular 3 minute fight.
CAROLINA REAPER was overpowered by JOHN BULKELEY in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
LAID TO REST devastated SEPTA STRIKE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
PAZUZU'S FUNHOUSE was luckily beaten by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute match.
HORROR OF YIG defeated MORDANT DESERTER in a 2 minute beginner's fight.
TELLUS was overcome by KHALHUMS DWARF in a exciting 4 minute amateur vs. expert match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 27 AIMED BLOW 45 - 38 - 1 54 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 21 SLASHING ATTACK 31 - 28 - 1 53 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 20 LUNGING ATTACK 46 - 43 - 4 52 |
|AIMED BLOW 12 PARRY-LUNGE 12 - 16 - 2 43 |
|WALL OF STEEL 9 STRIKING ATTACK 25 - 39 - 0 39 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 8 TOTAL PARRY 15 - 26 - 0 37 |
|TOTAL PARRY 8 WALL OF STEEL 7 - 17 - 0 29 |
|BASHING ATTACK 8 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 12 - 0 14 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 32 - 0 6 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
Turn 396 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 4 LUNGING ATTACK 12 - 15 3 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 12 2 STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 3 - 9 2 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 6 1 SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 16 1 PARRY-LUNGE
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 7 1 AIMED BLOW
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 7 1 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 3
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK COCKROACH -18241 7 1 1 107 THIRSTY THUGS 705 (7946)
SLASHING ATTACK CARBOMB -18226 8 0 0 97 THIRSTY THUGS 708 (7949)
TOTAL PARRY JOB -27446 15 4 0 95 WHY TRAVEL? (6322)
STRIKING ATTACK CHAMELEON -18233 9 1 0 91 THIRSTY THUGS 707 (7948)
AIMED BLOW BULVI 17301 8 2 0 76 I AM SUCK (1359)
PARRY-LUNGE BODY SHOT -18204 8 6 2 65 THIRSTY THUGS 713 (7954)
WALL OF STEEL BLACK RUSSIAN -23599 7 2 0 43 THIRSTY THUGS (7008)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is BRILLIANT -12159. The most popular warrior this
turn was COCKROACH -18241. The ten other most popular fighters were HG 30999, MIDORI
29089, TELLUS -8886, RUSSELL DUNHAM -23940, HOBBS 4649, TOLL ROADS 13269, SUFFOCATION
23607, INNEY AUDI 5509, SHADE 13273, and ARCANE TORNADO 16749.
The least popular fighter this week was SEPTA STRIKE 27681. The other ten least
popular fighters were CAROLINA REAPER -8926, HAMBURGER TRAIN -8931, QUEEN OF HARLOTS
-25096, FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE -8916, SOLINARI -23710, THE QUILLIAN -22133, THAI CHILI
-8963, BLACK RUSSIAN -23599, MASTER OF DOMAIN -32034, and VULCAN -19223.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
WILD HORSES (82--19001) STONED ROOKIES 33
MAIL-IN TOURNEY LVIII
PRIMUS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
FRANKENBERRY 51803 (123-59-1) 8 3 0 DM OWNS YOU
LITTLEST TYRANT 55890 (112-45-1) 7 3 0 THE NEPHEW
HARV 20046 (133-89-1) 6 3 0 4-LETTER NAMES
LITTLE GIRL CRUSH 55739 (120-63-0) 5 3 0 13 YRS & COUNTING
A NEW PONY! 1306 (153-147-1) 4 3 0 WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS
BEDTIME 28461 (100-35-2) 3 3 0 12:35 AM
BLIND BARBER 42371 (78-53-0) 2 3 0 DUNGEON CELL 77
BOBS AND DOGS 55985 (86-53-0) 1 4 0 SOFT DRINKS
CREDIT LINE 1366 (93-105-0) 1 4 0 WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY
DIRTY ZEALOT 55889 (81-56-0) 1 4 0 FLOPS
EXPLICIT 2474 (124-68-4) 1 4 0 CENSORED
HARMONY 26932 (99-112-5) 1 4 0 PERFECTION QUEST 2
SOULSNARE 37248 (88-62-0) 1 4 0 OBLIVION CLEAVERS
CONTENDERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
ROYAL PRETENDER 33733 (123-118-0) 12 3 0 DUNGEON CELL 21
3-7-2-D-S 5727 (101-124-2) 8 3 0 FASCINATIN' RYTHYM
PIPE BOMB 8012 (105-41-1) 7 3 0 ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2
AXE MURDERER 51085 (71-48-2) 5 3 0 DUNGEON CELL 4
#NULL 54215 (63-36-2) 3 3 0 011808O
TOMATO ION 55638 (71-59-0) 3 3 0 040908D
DRUNK AND AT DENNYS 2255 (60-83-3) 2 3 0 ROCK BOTTOM
NAPOLEON DYNAMITE 32893 (93-54-0) 2 3 0 LEGENDS OF IDAHO
DRINK HARD 9194 (25-32-0) 1 4 0 LIFE'S TOO SHORT
NORAF 3856 (89-49-0) 1 4 0 ENVENOMED
ELIGIBLES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
WEBBED BEAUS 36458 (58-66-1) 13 2 0 DATING A FROG
FIBULARIS 28877 (110-115-1) 7 3 0 MUSCLE MEN 4
HUNKAHUNKABURNINTUM 16584 (67-83-0) 6 3 0 LBA:ELVIS FANS
AZMUS 4139 (37-49-0) 5 3 0 MOB TACTICS
WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE 3317 (61-36-2) 4 3 0 SUPERIOR FATHER
CECIL BOLTON 42248 (70-63-0) 3 3 0 MEDAL OF HONOR V
THE MAD DWARF 46075 (6-4-0) 3 3 0 SACS DE SABLE 2
WILLIE BROWN 13201 (32-40-0) 3 3 0 1976 RAIDERS
MR. STREPTOCOCCUS 26366 (77-67-1) 2 3 0 SESAME STAPH
OOPS SWEATER 56109 (46-37-3) 2 3 0 011808B
CHAINTREE 24766 (19-2-1) 1 3 0 DISORDER
GONE TO GEORGIA 28596 (36-41-0) 1 3 0 STREET PIZZAD XXI
RUGEN THE JELLYFISH 12478 (89-28-0) 1 3 0 HANNAH'S PALS
KAORU MOTO 48418 (72-36-0) 0 2 0 MEDAL OF HONOR AA1
ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
ONE-TRICK PONY 47819 (64-28-0) 13 3 0 BAG OF TRICKS
GOLD 49985 (20-10-0) 8 3 0 4 LETTER TREASURE
FREE BALLOON 53447 (43-28-2) 7 3 0 HANGING LOOSE
BEAST OF BURDEN 46432 (43-39-1) 6 3 0 STONED ROOKIES 14
FROZBOZ 14622 (20-11-1) 4 3 0 FIRES OF HEAVEN 4
MAYLA TYL CRENA 7113 (48-42-0) 4 3 0 FEAR FACTORY III
MINGE THE MARVELOUS 44835 (3-1-0) 4 3 0 HOLE IN THE WALL
PERCY QUIN 24 29478 (34-60-0) 4 3 0 ATTACKO/TCLONES05
WAY TOO CUTE 32711 (20-12-0) 4 3 0 12/19/04A
ARNOLD LAYNE 52842 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 ROOKIE PINK 1
FAT PANTS 39862 (44-38-1) 3 3 0 HAPPY HOLIDAYS
HAVOK TWELVE 48504 (20-16-0) 2 3 0 040707H
SEBASTIAN 15919 (11-7-0) 2 3 0 THE INQUISITION V
WOR 1001 (25-19-0) 2 3 0 ON A ROLL
TWEEN 46911 (23-15-1) 1 3 0 DISCOVER
ALYSSA 656 (40-46-0) 0 2 0 GRANDCHILD I
BLOWS 40784 (31-16-2) 0 2 0 4 LETTER WEATHER
DAMION CORONA 24700 (19-21-2) 0 2 0 DEADLY HACKERS
GANGRENE 30731 (51-41-1) 0 2 0 THAT SPECIAL SMELL
I-10 5256 (29-23-0) 0 2 0 TRIP TO TEMPE
JABBER HOGAN 49966 (22-10-2) 0 2 0 LAZY 9
YING 53792 (18-9-1) 0 2 0 ERATTA1
FRESHMEN TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
KATAMARI DAMACY 38613 (10-1-0) 7 3 0 COOL GAMES
STEAMING EARL 24992 (12-1-0) 3 3 0 SAUNA TIME
MR. FROST 4399 (28-31-1) 1 3 0 MADMAN
SHARD OF STONE 45615 (41-24-0) 0 2 0 KAOS
TWIGGY RAMEIZ 7105 (25-13-1) 0 2 0 FEAR FACTORY II
CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SLICK BILLY 49457 (10-1-0) 13 3 0 POLITICALY INCORRECT
AFRAID TO SHOOT 43653 (3-3-0) 9 3 0 ROOKIE MAIDEN 47
BANALADAR 37977 (8-8-0) 9 3 1 SUPERIOR FORCES 5703
B 34108 (17-21-0) 8 3 0 INQUISITION 120419
GODSLAYER 53475 (12-8-1) 7 3 0 BAD INTENTIONS
PEARL 44728 (7-5-0) 7 3 0 SUPE FORCES 7609
THUNDERBIRD 30981 (5-3-0) 7 3 0 THIRSTY THUGS 0415
GEORGE W BUSH LEAGUE 10150 (2-5-0) 6 3 0 SAFE ON AN ERROR
ANNIE DUKE 49334 (5-1-1) 5 3 0 HOUSE OF CARDS 3
HOLY SMOKE 43560 (0-3-0) 5 3 0 ROOKIE MAIDEN 29
SELINA SKYRIVER 25332 (1-0-0) 5 3 0 WANDERERS
URETHRA FRANKLIN 36469 (3-2-0) 5 3 0 SUAVE'S FINEST
VANNA WHITE 39213 (6-2-0) 5 3 0 SUAVE'S FINEST HOUR
FAXED IN TURNS 21013 (6-4-2) 4 3 0 LAZY DM
FLOYD 101 53144 (2-1-0) 4 3 0 ROOKIE PINK 61
MOPE 39892 (7-1-0) 4 3 0 4 LETTER ACTIVITIES
WAKE FOREST 54796 (9-6-0) 4 3 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 1802
ESTRADA 31507 (8-8-0) 3 3 0 EX-PHILLIS
MEPHISTO 7765 (6-5-0) 3 3 0 32 DEGREES
NOODLES 38076 (6-7-0) 3 3 0 RED AVENGERS
POOR OLD TOM 7154 (12-2-2) 3 3 0 GWAR
URETHRA FRANKLIN 16581 (2-3-1) 3 3 0 R-E-S-P-E-E
DVI 4165 (6-6-0) 2 3 0 TRV-310
GEMS 49984 (2-3-1) 2 3 0 4 LETTER TREASURE
HORSE TROUGH 50997 (8-1-1) 2 3 0 072707N
LBA DOMINATION 11488 (4-1-1) 2 3 0 NO-SO ROYAL RUMBLE
LOVE IN VAIN 46668 (1-0-0) 2 3 0 STONED ROOKIES 60
MS AMBER BOCH 31014 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 THIRSTY THUGS 0413
POPE BOB 43134 (3-10-0) 2 3 0 BLESS US, EVERYONE
QUEST FOR FIRE 43478 (5-3-0) 2 3 0 ROOKIE MAIDEN 12
REVOLUTION 40504 (0-2-0) 2 3 0 ROOKIE CULT 7
BLACK ANGEL 46442 (4-0-0) 1 3 0 STONED ROOKIES 16
ELEPHANTTRANQUILIZER 855 (9-11-0) 1 3 0 HARD LIQUOR 3
NO SMOKING 625 (16-10-4) 1 3 0 RESTRICTIONS
NOBODY HOME 53135 (2-4-0) 1 3 0 ROOKIE PINK 59
PURPLE SHIFT 17548 (3-4-0) 1 3 0 INQUISITION XXXII
RED MONICA 28272 (8-13-0) 1 3 0 WENSINWASIN 728
SINFUL SANDI 55153 (4-1-0) 1 3 0 STREET WALKERS 9
TEMPE TC! 46708 (10-4-0) 1 3 0 WISH LIST 2007
*RJ 41763 (9-2-0) 0 2 0 THIRSTY THUGS 603
ALREADY DEAD 27877 (9-6-0) 0 2 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 1405
BRONZE 46865 (15-12-1) 0 2 0 METAL
DR. KNOW 15402 (6-2-0) 0 2 0 NARD CORE
FORD 4150 (4-7-0) 0 2 0 DECEIVERZ
GALEB DUHR 42803 (4-3-1) 0 2 0 MONSTER MASH-G
HARV 35034 (1-4-0) 0 2 0 MY TCS
HERSHEL WILLIAMS 55335 (7-7-0) 0 2 0 MEDAL OF HONOR F5
HOST OF ANGELS 40628 (8-4-0) 0 2 0 ROOKIE CULT 31
HPNO 31002 (8-0-0) 0 2 0 THIRSTY TUGS 0419
LASSI 3716 (5-7-0) 0 2 0 MILITARY SCIENCE
LUCIOUS LAURA 55132 (1-4-0) 0 2 0 STREET WALKERS 4
MIXED EMOTIONS 46678 (5-4-0) 0 2 0 STONED ROOKIES 62
MR SOUZA 29096 (7-2-0) 0 2 0 THIRSTY THUGS 0410
TATANKA 14626 (9-2-1) 0 2 0 FIRES OF HEAVEN 2 II
TOY HORSEY 45013 (13-3-0) 0 2 0 ARCANE TREASURES
CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
BACON BITS 7503 (5-0-0) 9 3 1 TATOR TOPPINGS
8TH ATTEMPT 11378 (9-2-1) 5 3 0 BELOW PAR
GRUNT 90 48961 (7-3-1) 4 3 0 MEDAL OF HONOR E5
BERMUDA ROSE 47356 (3-4-0) 3 3 0 THIRSTY THUGS 717
CYANO 4154 (5-7-0) 3 3 0 AZURE SHIELD
DISCOUNT DEBBIE 55135 (2-2-0) 3 3 1 STREET WALKERS 5
4 DOLLAR LADY 15479 (7-2-0) 2 3 0 DEAD TRAPPED IN BLYTHE
BLOODY SUN 47339 (10-1-2) 2 3 0 THIRSTY THUGS 714
DAGAN 44733 (4-14-0) 2 3 0 SUPE FORCES 7603
DARKONFYRE 3768 (7-7-0) 2 3 0 THE ORACLE
HG 30999 (3-2-0) 1 3 0 THIRSTY THUGS 0418
MARGARITA 29449 (5-1-1) 1 3 0 THIRSTY THUGS 0402
MONEY MILE 17306 (3-5-0) 1 3 0 DEAD CUBE VISION
SUFFOCATION 23607 (8-8-0) 1 3 0 WAYS TO DIE
WHIRLWIND 56177 (6-1-0) 1 3 0 BLADES OF FURY
ATLANTIC SUN 47377 (4-5-0) 0 2 0 THIRSTY THUGS 722
ATOMIC DOG 36664 (3-1-0) 0 2 0 MOTHERSHIP 2
BABY DOLL 47375 (7-1-1) 0 2 0 THIRSTY THUGS 721
BODY SHOT 47332 (6-6-1) 0 2 0 THIRSTY THUGS 713
BROOKLYN ZOO 47326 (6-2-1) 0 2 0 THIRSTY THUGS 711
CRAWDAD MCPINCHY 39388 (10-10-1) 0 2 0 FEAR FACTORY IV
DEFUNCT 9222 (4-2-0) 0 2 0 3 WIT WONDERS
I GET AROUND 46617 (6-8-1) 0 2 0 STONED ROOKIES 50
MADDEN 13193 (7-1-0) 0 2 0 RAIDER COACHES
MIDORI 29089 (5-7-0) 0 2 0 THIRSTY THUGS 0409
NORTHWESTERN 41779 (10-7-1) 0 2 0 BIG TEN 6
RUN SILENT 43586 (7-4-0) 0 2 0 ROOKIE MAIDEN 34
SAKE 29098 (6-2-1) 0 2 0 THIRSTY THUGS 0410
UNEXPECTED EDL 13192 (4-9-0) 0 2 0 ITS A FEATURE
ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
EXCITEMENT 30490 (5-3-0) 8 3 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 7405
VULCAN 46313 (8-8-1) 6 3 0 ROMAN DIVINITY
GUTTMANN 56397 (3-3-1) 4 3 0 THIRSTY THUGS 703
SEGAM 3723 (4-5-0) 4 3 0 R AND D
BULVI 17301 (7-1-0) 3 3 0 I AM SUCK
MIRED 46332 (6-7-1) 3 3 0 IN SHINOLA
RUIN 46323 (9-3-0) 3 3 0 LAMB OF GOD
TALON CHOP!! 39128 (0-3-0) 3 3 0 ARCANE ETC
APOCOLYPSE 47384 (4-1-0) 2 3 0 THIRSTY THUGS 723
CARBOMB 47310 (6-0-0) 2 3 0 THIRSTY THUGS 708
CHAMELEON 47303 (7-1-0) 2 3 0 THIRSTY THUGS 707
BLACK RUSSIAN 41937 (6-1-0) 1 3 0 THIRSTY THUGS
BROCCOLI POTATO 17299 (1-6-0) 1 3 0 SOUPS
FLOYD-O-MINE-TAILS 38059 (0-3-0) 1 3 0 ARCANE PUNISHMENT
KABIBE 44723 (6-5-1) 1 3 0 SUPE FORCES 7601
SHADE 13273 (7-1-0) 1 3 0 SUCKS TO BE YOU
WARDRA 56471 (6-1-0) 1 3 0 BLOODHAMMER CLAN
DAWN 22738 (4-4-0) 0 2 0 DEAD DARK THUGS
MASSACRE 40239 (6-1-1) 0 2 0 THIRSTY THUGS 520
TOLL ROADS 13269 (4-3-0) 0 2 0 WHY FLORIDA SUCKS
WASATCH 22068 (1-5-0) 0 2 0 FUND FAMILIES
INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
MINAS MORGUL 56492 (2-2-1) 3 1 0 DEAD GWAR
HELLGUARD 49256 (2-1-0) 5 3 0 UNDERWORLD
THUG PASSION 56427 (4-1-0) 3 2 0 DEAD THIRSTY THUGS 720
THE QUILLIAN 43403 (1-0-0) 4 3 0 INK & STEEL X
SUN AND STEEL 43475 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 ROOKIE MAIDEN 12
PURPLE HAZE 35354 (1-0-0) 1 3 0 HOW WE DO!
AWRY 7060 (4-6-0) 0 2 0 OFFICE STAFF
CALYPSO 47315 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 THIRSTY THUGS 709
FLOUTIST FLOYD 29719 (1-0-0) 0 2 0 FIRST OFFENSE
APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
MOB JUSTICE 56537 (0-2-0) 3 1 0 DEAD FEAR FACTORY 13
LEFT HAND BLACK 56494 (2-0-0) 2 1 0 DEAD DRAWN TOGETHER
SOLINARI 41826 (1-1-0) 3 3 0 MOONS OF KRYNN
RENEGADE 43401 (1-0-0) 2 3 0 INK & STEEL X
THAI CHILI 56573 (0-1-0) 2 3 0 HARVEST DAY
HAMBURGER TRAIN 56605 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS
SIRRORWULF 56472 (0-2-0) 0 2 0 BLOODHAMMER CLAN
TEXAS RED 56464 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 COUNTRY PEOPLE
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
ASSUR THE GIANT 56690 (0-0-0) 7 3 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 4501
SISTER SOULJAH 56417 (0-0-0) 4 3 0 BORN 2 ROLL
LAID TO REST 56536 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 ELVES OF KRYNN
QUEEN OF HARLOTS 40440 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 FEAR FACTORY 8
HORROR OF YIG 56623 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 GWAR
TELLUS 56650 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 ROMAN DIVINITY
CAROLINA REAPER 56610 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 HARVEST DAY
PAZUZU'S FUNHOUSE 56622 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS
RUTGERS 56502 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 BIG TEN 6
WOOD ELF 56611 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 ELVES OF KRYNN
DEAD CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SOFT 'N CHEWY 15624 (10-12-0) 9 2 0 DEAD STREET PIZZAD IX
CHANGING BUFFALO 18031 (13-6-1) 9 3 1 TRIBAL COUNCIL
WILD HORSES 46535 (4-2-0) 8 3 0 STONED ROOKIES 33
BABY TOOTH 26985 (3-4-0) 7 3 0 DISGUSTING CANDY 2
COCOA COUP 48528 (4-1-0) 7 3 0 040707M
CRIKEY! 45396 (11-7-0) 7 3 0 SURPRISE!
DOWRY WRAITH 50172 (8-3-0) 7 3 0 072507J
DUELMASTERS.COM 16969 (6-1-0) 7 3 0 SWEET SITES
FLIGHT 46541 (2-2-0) 7 3 0 STONED ROOKIES 35
GLADFIRE 14418 (8-10-0) 6 3 0 ENIGMA 3
SEA AND SKY 40496 (4-3-0) 6 3 0 ROOKIE CULT 4
TANTRIC 12134 (6-1-1) 6 3 0 THE BROTHERHOOD 2
THE GREAT PUMPKIN 4576 (11-21-1) 6 3 0 LEGENEDS OF TKE 2
FLAKY WILDCAT 51286 (6-1-0) 5 3 0 101607I
SONY 50111 (9-15-0) 5 3 0 BRANDS
TUNNEL 24276 (12-8-0) 5 3 0 DARK PASSAGE
DESMOND DOSS 48772 (7-10-1) 4 3 0 MEDAL OF HONOR A4
GECKO 4572 (10-6-0) 4 3 0 REPTILIAN REBELS
METAL HEAD 4573 (1-3-0) 4 3 0 LEGENEDS OF TKE 2
SLAM 12009 (15-11-0) 4 3 1 FALLEN HEROES
THE INTERNET 34967 (9-8-1) 4 3 0 TIME WASTERS
TOTS 41343 (11-2-0) 4 3 0 4-LETTER TATERS
ZARATHUSTRA 4396 (11-4-1) 4 3 0 HOPEFULS
JILES MCCOY 20996 (3-1-0) 3 3 0 WAY TOO MUCH BEER 6
ME LUNGER 30789 (7-8-0) 3 3 0 YOU JANE
MEROBRYLLA 37956 (3-10-0) 3 3 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 5702
PIGGISH IS FUN 44857 (8-7-0) 3 3 0 071406N
THE BOBSTER 1072 (14-14-0) 3 3 0 ODDITIES
WEBBED NOSE 14505 (5-3-0) 3 3 0 IT WORKED ONCE
BAS RUTEN 7142 (17-15-1) 2 3 0 FEAR FACTORY IV
BROTHER PAUL 33643 (3-6-0) 2 3 0 ASYLUM
BYX 24760 (12-13-0) 2 3 0 FALLEN TERRORS
CALVIN 612 (3-4-0) 2 3 0 RESTRICTIONS
A-4 4634 (12-25-0) 1 3 0 A UNIT
FUNKY BUTT MOVIE 11539 (6-6-0) 1 3 0 LUNCHABLES
PRIME 32767 (15-19-0) 1 3 0 MEDAL OF HONOR AA1
SCATHE 23548 (4-2-0) 1 3 0 S IS FOR...
THE RIVER 40619 (9-1-0) 1 3 0 ROOKIE CULT 30
AULIC II 7061 (9-11-2) 0 2 0 OFFICE STAFF
CHINESE SIMIAN 11964 (9-6-2) 0 2 0 K.B.W.F
GO WEST 40489 (5-6-0) 0 2 0 ROOKIE CULT 3
HOMICIDAL MANIAC 7079 (10-4-1) 0 2 0 FEAR FACTORY
JOSEPH CICCHETTI 41656 (4-2-0) 0 2 0 MEDAL OF HONOR 34
LADY WHITE 3644 (5-3-0) 0 2 0 THE BLACK ELITE
LOPEZ 28870 (3-7-0) 0 2 0 TEQUILA HARES
LT. FREEZ 966 (2-2-0) 0 2 0 IMPERIAL FORCE
MODULISTIC TERROR 7082 (9-13-0) 0 2 0 FEAR FACTORY
POSSUMS 23222 (1-4-0) 0 2 0 LEE SAYS SO
WREN 18987 (4-1-1) 0 2 0 TWISTED OAK
YORDY KAHL 607 (4-3-0) 0 2 0 COUNTRY PEOPLE
DEAD CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
DATSUNS 33000 (0-0-0) 11 3 1 NYU RADIO
TEST TUBE BABY 49949 (7-7-1) 8 3 0 STREET PIZZAD XX
2201 17794 (7-7-0) 7 3 0 NUMBERS 10
BIG STRONG 23223 (0-1-0) 6 3 0 LEE SAYS SO
DIRK DIGGLER 17556 (2-1-1) 6 3 0 INQUISITION XXX
MEAT MASTER 37806 (8-4-0) 6 3 0 DEAD INQUISITION SL2
2004 17786 (0-0-0) 5 3 0 NUMBERS 8
YANG 24665 (4-5-0) 5 3 0 Y IS FOR ...
BOB KRUSE 13239 (5-1-0) 4 3 0 1967 RAIDERS
KARMA 45354 (7-8-0) 4 3 0 PQ REDUX
RUN LIKE HELL 52904 (5-4-0) 4 3 0 ROOKIE PINK 13
SHERMAN TANQUE 29034 (11-4-0) 4 3 0 ROAD RAGE II
SILENT BOB 17328 (3-0-0) 4 3 0 ASKEWNIVERSE
JONNY QUEST 33027 (1-0-0) 3 3 0 ECU RADIO
LIZ RENAY 51145 (2-4-0) 3 3 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 7708
SOLDIER 32 55357 (7-9-1) 3 3 0 MEDAL OF HONOR F10
STOOL SAMPLE 49946 (5-3-0) 2 3 0 EXTRA FURNITURE
GEORGE MABRY 55440 (8-7-0) 1 3 1 MEDAL OF HONOR H9
BORN OF FIRE 7106 (4-4-0) 0 2 0 FEAR FACTORY II
BUN BATCH 50005 (5-5-0) 0 2 0 LAZY 6
DAARRIK 23244 (3-0-0) 0 2 0 BLOODHAMMER CLAN
EATEN BY ACID 7148 (5-3-0) 0 2 0 FEAR FACTORY IV
MINERVA 46316 (5-2-2) 0 2 0 ROMAN DIVINITY
PHLEGM PEDIGREE 51285 (0-1-0) 0 2 0 101607I
SPIDERBAIT 48407 (4-4-0) 0 2 0 FEAR FACTORY 13
VEGI APOCALYPSE 41829 (6-6-0) 0 2 0 HARVEST DAY
WAFFLE HEAD 42196 (8-9-0) 0 1 0 DEAD SUPERIOR FORCES 4603
DEAD ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
DREW BURY MORE 55150 (0-0-0) 6 2 0 DEAD STREET WALKERS 8
WAR TOY 7167 (1-3-0) 8 3 0 GWAR
QUALINESTI 41815 (5-6-0) 5 3 0 ELVES OF KRYNN
CUTLASS 53218 (5-4-0) 4 3 0 DEAD BLADES
PUBA SHIV 51299 (0-1-0) 4 3 0 101607L
CHARLES MCGIAHA 55902 (7-6-0) 3 3 0 DEAD MEDAL OF HONOR I3
CRITICAL'S PET 37996 (3-1-0) 3 3 0 ARCANE LOCKJAW
GINGER FISH 7099 (2-2-0) 3 3 0 FEAR FACTORY II
SPANKUVERYMUCH 49630 (0-0-0) 3 3 1 STREETWALKERS
MENELAUS 40458 (3-4-1) 2 2 0 DEAD FEAR FACTORY 11
ZIM ZUM 7104 (0-2-0) 2 3 0 FEAR FACTORY II
GORDON KAHL 604 (0-5-0) 1 3 0 DEAD COUNTRY PEOPLE
HAWKEYE 41798 (3-4-0) 1 3 1 BIG TEN 3
MARIK BLOOD 18992 (0-5-0) 1 3 1 TWISTED OAK
MEATWAD 40447 (1-2-1) 1 3 0 FEAR FACTORY 9
BATMAN 46889 (0-2-0) 0 2 0 JUSTICE LEAGUE
BLACK 50096 (4-4-0) 0 2 0 OUTS
CRACKIN' UP 46497 (1-0-0) 0 1 0 DEAD STONED ROOKIES 27
OLD SCRATCH 55976 (2-3-0) 0 2 0 JERSEY DEVILS
SOUTH 53803 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 DIRECTION
DEAD INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
HELLBOUND 43402 (0-0-0) 8 3 2 INK & STEEL X
CRACK WHORE 43863 (0-0-0) 7 3 0 INQUISITION 06B2
GRUNT 17 55382 (0-0-0) 6 3 0 MEDAL OF HONOR G6
HYPERTROPHY 5264 (1-1-0) 6 3 0 METALLIC GRUNGE
PET DOLL 53233 (3-1-0) 6 3 0 PRACTICALS
KETTLE WON 29425 (0-0-0) 4 3 0 THIRSTY THUGS 0405
HARLEM SHUFFLE 46571 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 STONED ROOKIES 41
RECTUS FEMORIS 55581 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 MUSCLE MEN 2
TERROR & HUBRIS 46329 (1-2-0) 2 3 0 LAMB OF GOD 2
ANGEL 56313 (1-0-0) 1 3 0 BLADES OF FURY
PURDUE PETE 41842 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 BIG TEN 9
SPINESHANK 13844 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 GWAR
ABATTOIR 7139 (2-2-0) 0 2 0 FEAR FACTORY IV
KATE 47333 (1-0-0) 0 2 0 THIRSTY THUGS 713
PESKY 56342 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 RESTRICTIONS
PRIME 42952 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 NUMBERS 8
DEAD APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
TWIST 37266 (0-0-0) 6 3 0 DESTINY
BLACK FOG 47349 (0-0-0) 4 3 1 THIRSTY THUGS 716
CRIMSON DEATH 47273 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 THIRSTY THUGS 701
ALONZO HARRIS 18019 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 TRAINING DAY
HERKY THE HAWK 41839 (0-1-0) 2 3 0 BIG TEN 9
SWEET SOUL SISTER 40617 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 ROOKIE CULT 29
DEAD FLOWERS 46517 (0-1-0) 1 3 0 STONED ROOKIES 30
TANTALUS 46342 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 DIVINE HERTAGE
BARBOSA 44983 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 PIRACY
MARTIN MAY 55344 (1-1-0) 0 2 0 MEDAL OF HONOR F8
PUPPETMASTER 49260 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 NIGHTMARE!
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have
up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch,
Victory and may be up to 80 characters long. For any questions, please contact the
Gladiatorial Commission.