DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/29/2014    Duedate: 12/12/2014

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 396

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

COCKROACH
THIRSTY THUGS 705 (7946)
(82-47295) [7-1-1,107]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BRILLIANT                      COCKROACH
LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007)           THIRSTY THUGS 705 (7946)
(82-53377) [12-14-1,101]       (82-47295) [7-1-1,107]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

BRILLIANT                      COCKROACH
LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007)           THIRSTY THUGS 705 (7946)
(82-53377) [12-14-1,101]       (82-47295) [7-1-1,107]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

IN SHINOLA (7765)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. FARFIGNEWTONS (673)           51 
2. INK & STEEL X (7273)          33    THIRSTY THUGS 721 (7962)
3. GWAR (1021)                   26    Unchartered Team
4. SEINFELDISM (5539)            25 
5. MEDAL OF HONOR A5 (8202)      24    THIRSTY THUGS 708 (7949)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*THIRSTY THUGS 708 (7949)   8   0  0 100.   1/ 5 IN SHINOLA (7765)         3  1 0
 2/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR A5 (8202)   2   0  1 100.   2- 2 SQUARE DANCE RAP (5824)   3  2 0
 3/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR 18 (6946)   1   0  0 100.   3- 3 ARCANE TREASURES (7569)   3  5 0
 4/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR 37 (6961)   1   0  0 100.   4/10 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)  3  8 1
 5/ 3 THIRSTY THUGS 721 (7962)   9   1  1 90.0   5- 4*MEDAL OF HONOR H1 (9363)  2  0 1
 6/ 4 THIRSTY THUGS 707 (7948)   9   1  0 90.0   6/12 THIRSTY THUGS 713 (7954)  2  0 1
 7/ 8*THIRSTY THUGS 705 (7946)   7   1  1 87.5   7/13 AZURE SHIELD (575)        2  0 1
 8/10*THIRSTY THUGS 723 (7964)   6   1  0 85.7   8- 6 THE BEAST (7766)          2  0 0
 9/ 7 I AM SUCK (1359)          19   4  0 82.6   9/16*THIRSTY THUGS 705 (7946)  2  0 0
10/13*UNDERWORLD (8289)          4   1  0 80.0  10/17 THIRSTY THUGS 707 (7948)  2  0 0
11/ 9 WHY TRAVEL? (6322)        15   4  0 78.9  11/18*THIRSTY THUGS 708 (7949)  2  0 0
12/ 5*THIRSTY THUGS 520 (6706)   7   2  1 77.8  12/19*THIRSTY THUGS 717 (7958)  2  0 0
13/ 6*THIRSTY THUGS (7008)       7   2  0 77.8  13/20 THIRSTY THUGS 721 (7962)  2  0 0
14-12 BELOW PAR (1651)           9   3  1 75.0  14/21 THIRSTY THUGS 722 (7963)  2  0 0
15/11 SUCKS TO BE YOU (1939)    13   5  1 72.2  15/22*THIRSTY THUGS 723 (7964)  2  0 0
16-14*THIRSTY THUGS 0402 (4807)  5   2  1 71.4  16/23*UNDERWORLD (8289)         2  0 0
17/15 THIRSTY THUGS 711 (7952)   7   3  1 70.0  17- 7 CAT SOUP (8423)           2  0 0
18/18*3 WIT WONDERS (1365)       6   3  0 66.7  18/29 SOUPS (1916)              2  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/ 0 ROOKIE MAIDEN 3 (7279)     9   5  0 64.3  19/30 ITS A FEATURE (1239)      2  0 0
20/ 0 ROOKIE MAIDEN 35 (7311)    9   5  0 64.3  20/32*3 WIT WONDERS (1365)      2  0 0
21-17 ARCANE TREASURES (7569)   35  21  0 62.5  21/34 THE ORACLE (520)          2  0 0
22/ 0 MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (9408)  93  56  7 62.4  22- 1 ERATTA1 (9085)            2  1 0
23-19 OPEN (8986)               13   8  1 61.9  23- 9 OPEN (8986)               2  2 0
24-20 R AND D (512)             12   8  0 60.0  24/ 0*INK & STEEL X (7273)      2  2 0
25/22 THIRSTY THUGS 713 (7954)   9   6  2 60.0  25/ 0 FARFIGNEWTONS (673)       2  3 1
26-21*MEDAL OF HONOR H1 (9363)   3   2  1 60.0  26/45 GWAR (1021)               2  3 0
27-23*THIRSTY THUGS 703 (7944)   4   3  1 57.1  27-11*BORN 2 ROLL (5857)        2  4 0
28/16*THIRSTY THUGS 0418 (5093)  4   3  0 57.1  28/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR A5 (8202)  1  0 1
29/ 0 LAMB OF GOD (7763)         9   7  0 56.2  29/ 0 MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (9408)  1  0 0
30/26 THE ORACLE (520)           9   7  0 56.2  30-15*THIRSTY THUGS 703 (7944)  1  0 0
31-24 ERATTA1 (9085)            38  30  1 55.9  31/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR 18 (6946)  1  0 0
32/32*THIRSTY THUGS 717 (7958)   5   4  0 55.6  32/ 0*MEDAL OF HONOR 37 (6961)  1  0 0
33-25 CAT SOUP (8423)           11   9  0 55.0  33/ 0 ELVES OF KRYNN (6984)     1  0 0
34/31 THIRSTY THUGS 722 (7963)   6   5  0 54.5  34-33 R AND D (512)             1  0 0
35/27 GWAR (1021)              139 122 10 53.3  35-37 TREES (8983)              1  1 0
36/ 0 FEAR FACTORY IV (1020)    96  85  7 53.0  36/44 LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007)      1  1 0
37-28 MEDAL OF HONOR F5 (9349)   9   8  0 52.9  37- 8 MEDAL OF HONOR F5 (9349)  1  1 0
38/29 LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007)      20  18  1 52.6  38-38 MCPANTS (8425)            1  1 0
39/39 AZURE SHIELD (575)         7   7  1 50.0  39/47 THIRSTY THUGS 711 (7952)  1  1 0
40/ 0*INK & STEEL X (7273)       4   4  0 50.0  40-39*MEDAL OF HONOR B3 (8209)  1  1 0
41-35*MEDAL OF HONOR B3 (8209)   2   2  0 50.0  41/49*VICTORIAN (6969)          1  1 0
42/55*VICTORIAN (6969)           1   1  0 50.0  42/25*THIRSTY THUGS (7008)      1  1 0
43/ 0 FARFIGNEWTONS (673)      305 324 26 48.5  43/40 WHY TRAVEL? (6322)        1  1 0
44/37 IN SHINOLA (7765)         12  13  1 48.0  44/26*THIRSTY THUGS 520 (6706)  1  1 0
45/30 WAYS TO DIE (3768)         9  10  0 47.4  45/27*THIRSTY THUGS 0418 (5093) 1  1 0
46/43 SOUPS (1916)               7   8  0 46.7  46/50 THIRSTY THUGS 0409 (4747) 1  1 0
47-38 MCPANTS (8425)            12  14  0 46.2  47/28 WAYS TO DIE (3768)        1  1 0
48/41 RESTRICTIONS (117)        90 108  5 45.5  48/31 I AM SUCK (1359)          1  1 0
49/ 0*THE MOTHERSHIP 9 (2547)    4   5  0 44.4  49/41 RESTRICTIONS (117)        1  2 0
50/33*WHY FLORIDA SUCKS (1938)   4   5  0 44.4  50/ 0 ORIOLE MADNESS (967)      1  4 1
51/40 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)  28  36  2 43.7  51/43 BIG TEN 3 (6980)          1  4 0
52-42 TREES (8983)               6   8  0 42.9  52/ 0*SEINFELDISM (5539)        1  4 0
53/44 FEAR FACTORY II (1017)    49  66  6 42.6  53/ 0*THE MOTHERSHIP 9 (2547)   1  4 0
54/ 0 ORIOLE MADNESS (967)      20  27  1 42.6  54/42 FEAR FACTORY II (1017)    1  5 0
55-45 SQUARE DANCE RAP (5824)   13  18  0 41.9  55/ 0*STRIKE FORCE (4500)       0  5 0
56-46 THE BEAST (7766)          10  14  0 41.7  56/ 0 ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)     0  4 0
57/ 0 ELVES OF KRYNN (6984)      6   9  0 40.0  57/ 0 LAMB OF GOD (7763)        0  4 0
58/49 THIRSTY THUGS 0409 (4747)  6   9  0 40.0  58/ 0 MOONS OF KRYNN (6986)     0  4 0
59/48 BIG TEN 3 (6980)          20  31  1 39.2  59/ 0 HARVEST DAY (6987)        0  4 0
60/50 ITS A FEATURE (1239)       6  10  0 37.5  60/ 0*FEAR FACTORY 8 (6744)     0  4 0
61/ 0*MOTHERSHIP 2 (6053)        3   5  0 37.5  61/ 0*MOTHERSHIP 2 (6053)       0  4 0
62/ 0 ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)     13  24  3 35.1  62/ 0*NYU RADIO (5445)          0  4 0
63-51*BORN 2 ROLL (5857)         4   9  0 30.8  63/ 0*SEINFELD (5538)           0  4 0
64/ 0 COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)    22  58  1 27.5  64/ 0 FEAR FACTORY IV (1020)    0  4 0
65/ 0 MOONS OF KRYNN (6986)      6  17  0 26.1  65/ 0 COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)    0  3 0
66-52*G FORCE 4 (9080)           1   3  0 25.0  66/53*WHY FLORIDA SUCKS (1938)  0  2 0
67/ 0*SEINFELDISM (5539)         2   7  0 22.2  67/52 SUCKS TO BE YOU (1939)    0  2 0
68/ 0 HARVEST DAY (6987)         6  22  0 21.4  68-46*G FORCE 4 (9080)          0  1 0
69/ 0*SEINFELD (5538)            1   7  0 12.5  69/ 0 ROOKIE MAIDEN 3 (7279)    0  1 0
70/ 0*STRIKE FORCE (4500)        0   5  0  0.0  70/ 0 ROOKIE MAIDEN 35 (7311)   0  1 0
71/ 0*FEAR FACTORY 8 (6744)      0   4  0  0.0  71-51*THIRSTY THUGS 0402 (4807) 0  1 0
72/ 0*NYU RADIO (5445)           0   4  0  0.0  72-54 BELOW PAR (1651)          0  1 0
73/ 0*HARD LIQUOR 2 (141)        0   4  0  0.0  73/ 0*HARD LIQUOR 2 (141)       0  1 0
74-56*APTLY NAMED (486)          0   1  0  0.0  74-56*APTLY NAMED (486)         0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Hail DWES EG!  Warriors of the arena, prepare to be praised and blamed for your 
deeds.  It seems the training can make the difference, as ERATTA1 is pushed out of 
top team by IN SHINOLA, who came from 5th with a 1-1-0 this turn.  Now, what did 
these guys have for breakfast this morning?  SOUPS has turned a 1-0-0 into 18th place 
from 29th.  Give me the recipe!  I understand that The Welcome Wench is buying the 
drinks for ITS A FEATURE tonight, to honor their rise to 19th after this turns 1-0-0. 
Hmmm.  I want to know who's buying the drinks for who tonight at The Welcome Wench, 
seeing as 3 WIT WONDERS' 6-3-0 has earned them 20th place in the ranks.  I understand 
that The Welcome Wench is buying the drinks for THE ORACLE tonight, to honor their 
rise to 21st after this turns 1-0-0.  Hmmm.  Now, what did these guys have for 
breakfast this morning?  GWAR has turned a 2-1-0 into 26th place from 45th.  Give me 
the recipe!  THIRSTY THUGS must be either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 25th 
to 42nd this turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as the weight.  Our condolences (or sneers, as 
the case may be) go out to THIRSTY THUGS 520 for their drop to 44th from 26th.  A 
0-1-0 can do that.  It doesn't rain, but it pours for THIRSTY THUGS 0418 this turn, a 
0-1-0 causing a 18 flight drop in the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  
WAYS TO DIE must be either in pain, or numb, having dropped from 28th to 47th this 
turn, with a 0-1-0 acting as the weight.  Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may 
be) go out to I AM SUCK for their drop to 48th from 31st.  A 0-1-0 can do that.  It 
doesn't rain, but it pours for FEAR FACTORY II this turn, a 1-1-0 causing a 12 flight 
drop in the team rankings.  Hand that team a dry towel.  And let's see, INNEY AUDI 
fought SUFFOCATION and gained 27 points and contributed to FARFIGNEWTONS' 2-3-1.  
VULCAN has lost to UNEXPECTED EDL, falling 13 points, while helping make ROMAN 
DIVINITY a 0-4-0 turn.  Due to its absence and inability to defend the throne, KNOB 
has lost the title of Duelmaster.  We should ask COCKROACH about the thrill of 
victory, and what being the new Duelmaster does for a warrior, he's now the one to 
ask.  Can someone confirm a rumor for me?  I hear the top team makes their losing 
fighters do dishes at The Welcome Wench until they win.  Maybe?   
     I tell you, a green quarterstaff lasts longer than a seasoned sapling.  A basher 
friend of mine assures me this is true.  I also notice that the BELOW PAR stable was 
the most avoided team this turn.  Come on DWES EG, what are you afraid of?  And guess 
who avoided BELOW PAR stable the most?  Believe it or not, it was WHY TRAVEL?.  
Anyone surprised?  The most challenged warrior this turn was THIRSTY THUGS 705's 
warrior COCKROACH.  More fighters challenged him than challenged the Duelmaster!   
     A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once.  Wise men know this to 
be true.  Had I not seen it, it would be hard to believe.  FURIOUS GORE was sent to 
the Dark Arena and lived to tell about it!  Makes you think, no?  Hearty mugs of ale 
were raised in DWES EG today as MASSACRE was bid farewell to a 7-2-1 warrior, with 
BURKES CAFE of ORIOLE MADNESS standing silent and pensive.  Whatever bright future 
DEEP FRIED TWINKIE may have had, it's all history now.  The manager of CARNIVAL OF 
CHAOS has lost a promising 3-0-1 warrior.  Is it really true that DWES EG has more 
dishwashers per capita that fighters?  Just thought I'd ask...   
     I like this place, DWES EG, the taverns have old wine, and young serving girls.  
Who could ask for more?  Always good to rest in DWES EG, but never good to wear out 
my welcome.  Look for me in future turns.  Until you see my quill in DWES EG again, 
farewell-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COCKROACH 47295               7   1  1 107         THIRSTY THUGS 705 (7946)  

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-YANG 53793                   17   8    102         ERATTA1 (9085)            
 BRILLIANT 53377              12  14  1 101         LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007)      
 CARBOMB 47310                 8   0     97         THIRSTY THUGS 708 (7949)  
-THE HARLOT 46340             10   5     96         THE BEAST (7766)          
 JOB 38090                    15   4     95         WHY TRAVEL? (6322)        
-TAIL 50089                   11   6     94         CAT SOUP (8423)           
 DEFUNCT 9222                  6   2     93         3 WIT WONDERS (1365)      
 FIGHTING ILLINI 41796        13  14  1  92         BIG TEN 3 (6980)          

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHAMELEON 47303               9   1     91         THIRSTY THUGS 707 (7948)  

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BROOKLYN ZOO 47326            7   3  1  83         THIRSTY THUGS 711 (7952)  
-ICKY BEATS 35350              9   6     82         SQUARE DANCE RAP (5824)   
 INNEY AUDI 5509               6   4     80         FARFIGNEWTONS (673)       
 DARKONFYRE 3768               9   7     76         THE ORACLE (520)          
 BULVI 17301                   8   2     76         I AM SUCK (1359)          
 BERMUDA ROSE 47356            5   4     76         THIRSTY THUGS 717 (7958)  
 ATLANTIC SUN 47377            6   5     71         THIRSTY THUGS 722 (7963)  
-SORA 50103                   10  11     67         MCPANTS (8425)            
-8TH ATTEMPT 11378             9   3  1  67         BELOW PAR (1651)          
 RUNNING FREE 43432            9   5     67         ROOKIE MAIDEN 3 (7279)    
 ATOMIC DOG 36664              3   2     67         MOTHERSHIP 2 (6053)       

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BABY DOLL 47375               9   1  1  66         THIRSTY THUGS 721 (7962)  
 MIRED 46332                   7   7  1  66         IN SHINOLA (7765)         
 BURKES CAFE 6800              6   6  1  66         ORIOLE MADNESS (967)      
 UNEXPECTED EDL 13192          6   9     66         ITS A FEATURE (1239)      
 BODY SHOT 47332               8   6  2  65         THIRSTY THUGS 713 (7954)  
 CYANO 4154                    7   7  1  65         AZURE SHIELD (575)        
 CRAWDAD MCPINCHY 39388       10  11  1  64         FEAR FACTORY IV (1020)    
 HOOKS IN YOU 43591            9   5     62         ROOKIE MAIDEN 35 (7311)   
 RUIN 46323                    9   4     61         LAMB OF GOD (7763)        
-RUNE ESSENCE 45012            8   6     61         ARCANE TREASURES (7569)   
 HELLGUARD 49256               4   1     61         UNDERWORLD (8289)         
-SHANTAY PASS 45015            5   0     59         ARCANE TREASURES (7569)   
 HG 30999                      4   3     59         THIRSTY THUGS 0418 (5093) 
 SUFFOCATION 23607             9   9     58         WAYS TO DIE (3768)        

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TOLL ROADS 13269              4   5     56         WHY FLORIDA SUCKS (1938)  
-SERGEANT 8 55403              3   2  1  56         MEDAL OF HONOR H1 (9363)  
 APOCOLYPSE 47384              6   1     55         THIRSTY THUGS 723 (7964)  
 MIDORI 29089                  6   8     54         THIRSTY THUGS 0409 (4747) 
-SEGAM 3723                    5   5     53         R AND D (512)             
 VULCAN 46313                  8   9  1  52         ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)     
 FURIOUS GORE 4987             6   5  1  51         FARFIGNEWTONS (673)       
 GRIM DEMISE 7357              6   5     51         ORIOLE MADNESS (967)      
-ASH 53242                     6   7     49         TREES (8983)              
 STYGIAN HAG 56568             9   4     44         FEAR FACTORY II (1017)    
 BLACK RUSSIAN 41937           7   2     43         THIRSTY THUGS (7008)      
 SHADE 13273                   7   3     42         SUCKS TO BE YOU (1939)    
-GUTTMANN 56397                4   3  1  42         THIRSTY THUGS 703 (7944)  
 CRYSTALLIZED 56401            3   3     42         COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)    
-ELVIS PRESLEY 35555           3   4     41         BORN 2 ROLL (5857)        
 BROCCOLI POTATO 17299         3   6     38         SOUPS (1916)              
 WAR TOY 7167                  2   3     37         GWAR (1021)               
 MASTER OF DOMAIN 33502        1   1     36         SEINFELD (5538)           

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEPRAVED 56569                4   6     33         FEAR FACTORY II (1017)    
 AGONY GIGGLE 56593            6   4     31         CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)  
 ARCANE TORNADO 16749          4   1     31         THE MOTHERSHIP 9 (2547)   
-CANIFIS CANNABIS 56561        4   2     30         ARCANE TREASURES (7569)   
 THE QUILLIAN 43403            1   1     30         INK & STEEL X (7273)      
 JERRY 33506                   2   3     28         SEINFELDISM (5539)        
 GEORGE PETERS 48777           1   0  1  24         MEDAL OF HONOR A5 (8202)  

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ONE MAN BAND 35410            3   3     22         SQUARE DANCE RAP (5824)   
 RENEGADE 43401                2   0     20         INK & STEEL X (7273)      

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PARTY HAT 56250               5   4     19         ARCANE TREASURES (7569)   
-GRUNT 24 48811                1   2     19         MEDAL OF HONOR B3 (8209)  
 FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE 56620       5   3     18         CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)  
 ROBERT NETT 55588             1   0     16         MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (9408)  
 SOLINARI 41826                1   2     15         MOONS OF KRYNN (6986)     
 THAI CHILI 56573              0   2     14         HARVEST DAY (6987)        
 BERTOLET 15942                0   2     14         FARFIGNEWTONS (673)       
 HIP WADERS 56642              4   1     13         IN SHINOLA (7765)         
 MINDS EYE 43404               1   1     13         INK & STEEL X (7273)      
 HAMBURGER TRAIN 56605         0   1     13         CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)  
 KARINA 41740                  1   1     12         VICTORIAN (6969)          
 LAID TO REST 56536            1   0     11         ELVES OF KRYNN (6984)     
 JOHN BULKELEY 41673           1   0     10         MEDAL OF HONOR 37 (6961)  
-ROOM FETCHER 56693            1   0     10         BORN 2 ROLL (5857)        
 HORROR OF YIG 56623           1   0      9         GWAR (1021)               
 RUSSELL DUNHAM 41596          1   0      8         MEDAL OF HONOR 18 (6946)  
 TELLUS 56650                  0   1      7         ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)     
 QUEEN OF HARLOTS 40440        0   1      7         FEAR FACTORY 8 (6744)     
 SEPTA STRIKE 27681            0   1      7         STRIKE FORCE (4500)       
-TONY MANDRICH 53769           1   3      6         G FORCE 4 (9080)          
 CAROLINA REAPER 56610         0   1      5         HARVEST DAY (6987)        
 RIDIN' THE WAVE 861           0   4      4         HARD LIQUOR 2 (141)       
 PAZUZU'S FUNHOUSE 56622       0   1      3         CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)  
-LYRICS CATCHER 56692          0   1      1         BORN 2 ROLL (5857)        
-SPORTY 3555                   0   1      1         APTLY NAMED (486)         

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
NOT VERY GOOD 56695     0  1 0 BIG TEN 3 6980       SPYMASTER             396  NONE
DEEP FRIED TWIN 56671   3  1 1 CARNIVAL OF CHA 1019 GEORGE PETERS 48777   396   
BANGERZ 56685           0  1 0 COLLEGE RADIO 3 5444 DARK CHAMPION         396  NONE
TRAGIC TURTLE 56684     0  1 0 COLLEGE RADIO 3 5444 MOUNTAIN TROLL        396  NONE
SHEWISH GIANT           0  0 0 DARK ARENA           FURIOUS GORE 4987     396  NONE
LOVE BUG 18685          0  1 0 FARFIGNEWTONS 673    DARK CHAMPION         396  NONE
SQUAREBACK 18684        0  1 0 FARFIGNEWTONS 673    SPYMASTER             396  NONE
A 40441                 0  1 0 FEAR FACTORY 8 6744  WURM KIN              396  NONE
B 40443                 0  1 0 FEAR FACTORY 8 6744  STONE GOLEM           396  NONE
C 40442                 0  1 0 FEAR FACTORY 8 6744  BLACK ORC             396  NONE
A 56655                 0  1 0 FEAR FACTORY IV 1020 ARENAMASTER           396  NONE
B 56656                 0  1 0 FEAR FACTORY IV 1020 MOUNTAIN TROLL        396  NONE
F 56630                 0  1 0 FEAR FACTORY IV 1020 SHEWISH GIANT         396  NONE
A 56651                 0  1 0 HARVEST DAY 6987     BLACK ORC             396  NONE
B 56652                 0  1 0 HARVEST DAY 6987     HIGH ELF              396  NONE
BLAH 56658              0  1 0 INK & STEEL X 7273   DARK CHAMPION         396  NONE
A 46322                 0  1 0 LAMB OF GOD 7763     SHEWISH GIANT         396  NONE
B 46324                 0  1 0 LAMB OF GOD 7763     HIGH ELF              396  NONE
C 46326                 0  1 0 LAMB OF GOD 7763     ARENAMASTER           396  NONE
HERSCHEL F. BRI 55333   2  1 0 MEDAL OF HONOR  9349 CYANO 4154            395   
JENNY 56506             0  1 0 MOONS OF KRYNN 6986  DARK CHAMPION         396  NONE
LUCKY 13 56511          0  1 0 MOONS OF KRYNN 6986  BANDIT PRINCE         396  NONE
TOMMY 56507             0  1 0 MOONS OF KRYNN 6986  SHEWISH GIANT         396  NONE
BLAH 56678              0  1 0 MOTHERSHIP 2 6053    BLACK ORC             396  NONE
BUNKER 56679            0  1 0 MOTHERSHIP 2 6053    STONE GOLEM           396  NONE
HASAN CHOP 56677        0  1 0 MOTHERSHIP 2 6053    SPYMASTER             396  NONE
CRAB 33001              0  1 0 NYU RADIO 5445       MOUNTAIN TROLL        396  NONE
KRANK 33003             0  1 0 NYU RADIO 5445       HIGH ELF              396  NONE
LONGWAVE 33002          0  1 0 NYU RADIO 5445       MOUNTAIN TROLL        396  NONE
ORANGE PARK 33004       0  1 0 NYU RADIO 5445       MOUNTAIN TROLL        396  NONE
BALTIMORE 32449         0  2 0 ORIOLE MADNESS 967   ARENAMASTER           396  NONE
FLOYD RHOID 56325       0  1 0 ORIOLE MADNESS 967   SPYMASTER             396  NONE
THE SPAWN 43090         0  1 0 ORIOLE MADNESS 967   WURM KIN              396  NONE
A 56648                 0  1 0 ROMAN DIVINITY 7761  SHEWISH GIANT         396  NONE

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
B 56649                 0  1 0 ROMAN DIVINITY 7761  SHEWISH GIANT         396  NONE
BLAH 56662              0  1 0 SEINFELD 5538        SPYMASTER             396  NONE
NEWMAN 56663            0  1 0 SEINFELD 5538        SPYMASTER             396  NONE
YADDA YADDA 33500       0  1 0 SEINFELD 5538        STONE GOLEM           396  NONE
COSTANZA 33507          0  1 0 SEINFELDISM 5539     STONE GOLEM           396  NONE
HIGH FLOW 33503         0  1 0 SEINFELDISM 5539     BANDIT PRINCE         396  NONE
NEWMAN 33504            0  1 0 SEINFELDISM 5539     SHEWISH GIANT         396  NONE
UNCLE LEO 33505         0  1 0 SEINFELDISM 5539     HIGH ELF              396  NONE
AUTO WORKER 27680       0  1 0 STRIKE FORCE 4500    BLACK ORC             396  NONE
LONG SHOREMAN 27682     0  1 0 STRIKE FORCE 4500    HIGH ELF              396  NONE
SUPPORT STAFF 27678     0  1 0 STRIKE FORCE 4500    DARK CHAMPION         396  NONE
THE TEACHER 27679       0  1 0 STRIKE FORCE 4500    ARENAMASTER           396  NONE
BETTER DEAD 16750       0  1 0 THE MOTHERSHIP  2547 MOUNTAIN TROLL        396  NONE
FACE PUNCHES 16748      0  1 0 THE MOTHERSHIP  2547 MOUNTAIN TROLL        396  NONE
PADUCHA 16746           0  1 0 THE MOTHERSHIP  2547 BLACK ORC             396  NONE
PRIMITIVE URGE 16747    0  1 0 THE MOTHERSHIP  2547 SPYMASTER             396  NONE
MARGARITA 29449         5  2 1 THIRSTY THUGS 0 4807 SERGEANT 8 55403      395   
MASSACRE 40239          7  2 1 THIRSTY THUGS 5 6706 BURKES CAFE 6800      396   

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FURIOUS GORE viciously butchered SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BALTIMORE was murdered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
KRANK was savagely slain by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
UNCLE LEO was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
LOVE BUG was assassinated by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
SQUAREBACK was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena brawl.
B was assassinated by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena struggle.
A was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
THE SPAWN was assassinated by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
F was slaughtered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena duel.
A was slaughtered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
B was slaughtered by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
C was assassinated by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena match.
A was executed by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BUNKER was murdered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
BLAH was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena conflict.
B was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena battle.
HASAN CHOP was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena bout.
TOMMY was easily killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
NEWMAN was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena bout.
NOT VERY GOOD was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fray.
BLAH was executed by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
BLAH was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
B was assassinated by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
COSTANZA was murdered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
A was executed by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match.
B was easily killed by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena competition.
JENNY was executed by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
TRAGIC TURTLE was slaughtered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
NEWMAN was executed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fray.
HIGH FLOW was slaughtered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fray.
C was butchered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
YADDA YADDA was murdered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
ORANGE PARK was assassinated by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
LUCKY 13 was executed by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
LONGWAVE was slaughtered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
CRAB was assassinated by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
BANGERZ was slaughtered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
LONG SHOREMAN was slaughtered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fray.
A was easily killed by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
FLOYD RHOID was easily killed by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
PADUCHA was assassinated by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
PRIMITIVE URGE was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fray.
FACE PUNCHES was assassinated by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
SUPPORT STAFF was murdered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BETTER DEAD was assassinated by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
AUTO WORKER was executed by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
THE TEACHER was easily killed by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
JOB was viciously subdued by COCKROACH in a 7 minute veteran's Challenge Title duel.
BRILLIANT demolished BULVI in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
BROOKLYN ZOO overpowered RUIN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
CARBOMB handily defeated HOOKS IN YOU in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
CHAMELEON overpowered VETERAN MERCENARY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
RUNNING FREE was handily defeated by FIGHTING ILLINI in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
DEFUNCT overpowered ATOMIC DOG in a action packed 1 minute uneven battle.
CRAWDAD MCPINCHY was devastated by BERMUDA ROSE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
HOBBS slimly won victory over TOLL ROADS in a 4 minute veteran's conflict.
SUFFOCATION was beaten by INNEY AUDI in a 3 minute expert's competition.
DARKONFYRE demolished GRIM DEMISE in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided match.
CYANO viciously subdued SIN SIN NATTY in a 2 minute gory bout.
VULCAN was handily defeated by UNEXPECTED EDL in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BODY SHOT demolished THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BABY DOLL overpowered MASTER OF DOMAIN in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
ATLANTIC SUN overpowered CRYSTALLIZED in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
HG was bested by HELLGUARD in a exciting 4 minute bloody conflict.
APOCOLYPSE demolished THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
BLACK RUSSIAN was overpowered by MIRED in a exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided brawl.
BURKES CAFE delivered the death blow upon MASSACRE in a 2 minute bout.
MIDORI savagely defeated DEPRAVED in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory duel.
SHADE was luckily beaten by STYGIAN HAG in a 2 minute bloody brawl.
BROCCOLI POTATO devastated BERTOLET in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
THAI CHILI was vanquished by JERRY in a 1 minute mismatched match.
THE QUILLIAN was demolished by WAR TOY in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
RENEGADE devastated SOLINARI in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
AGONY GIGGLE devastated PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 2 minute gruesome uneven match.
ARCANE TORNADO savagely defeated FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE in a 2 minute gory fight.
DEEP FRIED TWINKIE was savagely slain by GEORGE PETERS in a 1 minute beginner's melee.
RIDIN' THE WAVE was demolished by MINDS EYE in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
HIP WADERS was viciously subdued by ROBERT NETT in a 2 minute bloody beginner's match.
KARINA overpowered QUEEN OF HARLOTS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
HAMBURGER TRAIN was beaten by RUSSELL DUNHAM in a popular 3 minute fight.
CAROLINA REAPER was overpowered by JOHN BULKELEY in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
LAID TO REST devastated SEPTA STRIKE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
PAZUZU'S FUNHOUSE was luckily beaten by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute match.
HORROR OF YIG defeated MORDANT DESERTER in a 2 minute beginner's fight.
TELLUS was overcome by KHALHUMS DWARF in a exciting 4 minute amateur vs. expert match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  27         AIMED BLOW        45 -  38 -  1      54  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 21         SLASHING ATTACK   31 -  28 -  1      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 20         LUNGING ATTACK    46 -  43 -  4      52  |
|AIMED BLOW                      12         PARRY-LUNGE       12 -  16 -  2      43  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    9         STRIKING ATTACK   25 -  39 -  0      39  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      8         TOTAL PARRY       15 -  26 -  0      37  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      8         WALL OF STEEL      7 -  17 -  0      29  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  12 -  0      14  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         BASHING ATTACK     2 -  32 -  0       6  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 396 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  4     LUNGING ATTACK    12 - 15         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              SLASHING ATTACK    8 - 12         2  STRIKING ATTACK
                              AIMED BLOW         3 -  9         2  TOTAL PARRY    
                              TOTAL PARRY        2 -  6         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              STRIKING ATTACK    5 - 16         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              WALL OF STEEL      2 -  7         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              BASHING ATTACK     1 -  7         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1     
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  3     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   COCKROACH -18241            7   1  1  107 THIRSTY THUGS 705 (7946)
SLASHING ATTACK  CARBOMB -18226              8   0  0   97 THIRSTY THUGS 708 (7949)
TOTAL PARRY      JOB -27446                 15   4  0   95 WHY TRAVEL? (6322)
STRIKING ATTACK  CHAMELEON -18233            9   1  0   91 THIRSTY THUGS 707 (7948)
AIMED BLOW       BULVI 17301                 8   2  0   76 I AM SUCK (1359)
PARRY-LUNGE      BODY SHOT -18204            8   6  2   65 THIRSTY THUGS 713 (7954)
WALL OF STEEL    BLACK RUSSIAN -23599        7   2  0   43 THIRSTY THUGS (7008)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BRILLIANT -12159.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was COCKROACH -18241.  The ten other most popular fighters were HG 30999, MIDORI 
29089, TELLUS -8886, RUSSELL DUNHAM -23940, HOBBS 4649, TOLL ROADS 13269, SUFFOCATION 
23607, INNEY AUDI 5509, SHADE 13273, and ARCANE TORNADO 16749.

The least popular fighter this week was SEPTA STRIKE 27681.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were CAROLINA REAPER -8926, HAMBURGER TRAIN -8931, QUEEN OF HARLOTS 
-25096, FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE -8916, SOLINARI -23710, THE QUILLIAN -22133, THAI CHILI 
-8963, BLACK RUSSIAN -23599, MASTER OF DOMAIN -32034, and VULCAN -19223.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

WILD HORSES (82--19001) STONED ROOKIES 33

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY LVIII

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
FRANKENBERRY 51803 (123-59-1)          8  3  0         DM OWNS YOU          
LITTLEST TYRANT 55890 (112-45-1)       7  3  0         THE NEPHEW           
HARV 20046 (133-89-1)                  6  3  0         4-LETTER NAMES       
LITTLE GIRL CRUSH 55739 (120-63-0)     5  3  0         13 YRS & COUNTING    
A NEW PONY! 1306 (153-147-1)           4  3  0         WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS  
BEDTIME 28461 (100-35-2)               3  3  0         12:35 AM             
BLIND BARBER 42371 (78-53-0)           2  3  0         DUNGEON CELL 77      
BOBS AND DOGS 55985 (86-53-0)          1  4  0         SOFT DRINKS          
CREDIT LINE 1366 (93-105-0)            1  4  0         WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY 
DIRTY ZEALOT 55889 (81-56-0)           1  4  0         FLOPS                
EXPLICIT 2474 (124-68-4)               1  4  0         CENSORED             
HARMONY 26932 (99-112-5)               1  4  0         PERFECTION QUEST 2   
SOULSNARE 37248 (88-62-0)              1  4  0         OBLIVION CLEAVERS    

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ROYAL PRETENDER 33733 (123-118-0)     12  3  0         DUNGEON CELL 21      
3-7-2-D-S 5727 (101-124-2)             8  3  0         FASCINATIN' RYTHYM   
PIPE BOMB 8012 (105-41-1)              7  3  0         ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 
AXE MURDERER 51085 (71-48-2)           5  3  0         DUNGEON CELL 4       
#NULL 54215 (63-36-2)                  3  3  0         011808O              
TOMATO ION 55638 (71-59-0)             3  3  0         040908D              
DRUNK AND AT DENNYS 2255 (60-83-3)     2  3  0         ROCK BOTTOM          
NAPOLEON DYNAMITE 32893 (93-54-0)      2  3  0         LEGENDS OF IDAHO     
DRINK HARD 9194 (25-32-0)              1  4  0         LIFE'S TOO SHORT     
NORAF 3856 (89-49-0)                   1  4  0         ENVENOMED            

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
WEBBED BEAUS 36458 (58-66-1)          13  2  0         DATING A FROG        
FIBULARIS 28877 (110-115-1)            7  3  0         MUSCLE MEN 4         
HUNKAHUNKABURNINTUM 16584 (67-83-0)    6  3  0         LBA:ELVIS FANS       
AZMUS 4139 (37-49-0)                   5  3  0         MOB TACTICS          
WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE 3317 (61-36-2)     4  3  0         SUPERIOR FATHER      
CECIL BOLTON 42248 (70-63-0)           3  3  0         MEDAL OF HONOR V     
THE MAD DWARF 46075 (6-4-0)            3  3  0         SACS DE SABLE 2      
WILLIE BROWN 13201 (32-40-0)           3  3  0         1976 RAIDERS         
MR. STREPTOCOCCUS 26366 (77-67-1)      2  3  0         SESAME STAPH         
OOPS SWEATER 56109 (46-37-3)           2  3  0         011808B              
CHAINTREE 24766 (19-2-1)               1  3  0         DISORDER             
GONE TO GEORGIA 28596 (36-41-0)        1  3  0         STREET PIZZAD XXI    
RUGEN THE JELLYFISH 12478 (89-28-0)    1  3  0         HANNAH'S PALS        
KAORU MOTO 48418 (72-36-0)             0  2  0         MEDAL OF HONOR AA1   

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ONE-TRICK PONY 47819 (64-28-0)        13  3  0         BAG OF TRICKS        
GOLD 49985 (20-10-0)                   8  3  0         4 LETTER TREASURE    
FREE BALLOON 53447 (43-28-2)           7  3  0         HANGING LOOSE        
BEAST OF BURDEN 46432 (43-39-1)        6  3  0         STONED ROOKIES 14    
FROZBOZ 14622 (20-11-1)                4  3  0         FIRES OF HEAVEN 4    
MAYLA TYL CRENA 7113 (48-42-0)         4  3  0         FEAR FACTORY III     
MINGE THE MARVELOUS 44835 (3-1-0)      4  3  0         HOLE IN THE WALL     
PERCY QUIN 24 29478 (34-60-0)          4  3  0         ATTACKO/TCLONES05    
WAY TOO CUTE 32711 (20-12-0)           4  3  0         12/19/04A            
ARNOLD LAYNE 52842 (0-0-0)             3  3  0         ROOKIE PINK 1        
FAT PANTS 39862 (44-38-1)              3  3  0         HAPPY HOLIDAYS       
HAVOK TWELVE 48504 (20-16-0)           2  3  0         040707H              
SEBASTIAN 15919 (11-7-0)               2  3  0         THE INQUISITION V    
WOR 1001 (25-19-0)                     2  3  0         ON A ROLL            
TWEEN 46911 (23-15-1)                  1  3  0         DISCOVER             
ALYSSA 656 (40-46-0)                   0  2  0         GRANDCHILD I         
BLOWS 40784 (31-16-2)                  0  2  0         4 LETTER WEATHER     
DAMION CORONA 24700 (19-21-2)          0  2  0         DEADLY HACKERS       
GANGRENE 30731 (51-41-1)               0  2  0         THAT SPECIAL SMELL   
I-10 5256 (29-23-0)                    0  2  0         TRIP TO TEMPE        
JABBER HOGAN 49966 (22-10-2)           0  2  0         LAZY 9               
YING 53792 (18-9-1)                    0  2  0         ERATTA1              

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
KATAMARI DAMACY 38613 (10-1-0)         7  3  0         COOL GAMES           
STEAMING EARL 24992 (12-1-0)           3  3  0         SAUNA TIME           
MR. FROST 4399 (28-31-1)               1  3  0         MADMAN               
SHARD OF STONE 45615 (41-24-0)         0  2  0         KAOS                 
TWIGGY RAMEIZ 7105 (25-13-1)           0  2  0         FEAR FACTORY II      

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SLICK BILLY 49457 (10-1-0)            13  3  0         POLITICALY INCORRECT 
AFRAID TO SHOOT 43653 (3-3-0)          9  3  0         ROOKIE MAIDEN 47     
BANALADAR 37977 (8-8-0)                9  3  1         SUPERIOR FORCES 5703 
B 34108 (17-21-0)                      8  3  0         INQUISITION 120419   
GODSLAYER 53475 (12-8-1)               7  3  0         BAD INTENTIONS       
PEARL 44728 (7-5-0)                    7  3  0         SUPE FORCES 7609     
THUNDERBIRD 30981 (5-3-0)              7  3  0         THIRSTY THUGS 0415   
GEORGE W BUSH LEAGUE 10150 (2-5-0)     6  3  0         SAFE ON AN ERROR     
ANNIE DUKE 49334 (5-1-1)               5  3  0         HOUSE OF CARDS 3     
HOLY SMOKE 43560 (0-3-0)               5  3  0         ROOKIE MAIDEN 29     
SELINA SKYRIVER 25332 (1-0-0)          5  3  0         WANDERERS            
URETHRA FRANKLIN 36469 (3-2-0)         5  3  0         SUAVE'S FINEST       
VANNA WHITE 39213 (6-2-0)              5  3  0         SUAVE'S FINEST HOUR  
FAXED IN TURNS 21013 (6-4-2)           4  3  0         LAZY DM              
FLOYD 101 53144 (2-1-0)                4  3  0         ROOKIE PINK 61       
MOPE 39892 (7-1-0)                     4  3  0         4 LETTER ACTIVITIES  
WAKE FOREST 54796 (9-6-0)              4  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES 1802 
ESTRADA 31507 (8-8-0)                  3  3  0         EX-PHILLIS           
MEPHISTO 7765 (6-5-0)                  3  3  0         32 DEGREES           
NOODLES 38076 (6-7-0)                  3  3  0         RED AVENGERS         
POOR OLD TOM 7154 (12-2-2)             3  3  0         GWAR                 
URETHRA FRANKLIN 16581 (2-3-1)         3  3  0         R-E-S-P-E-E          
DVI 4165 (6-6-0)                       2  3  0         TRV-310              
GEMS 49984 (2-3-1)                     2  3  0         4 LETTER TREASURE    
HORSE TROUGH 50997 (8-1-1)             2  3  0         072707N              
LBA DOMINATION 11488 (4-1-1)           2  3  0         NO-SO ROYAL RUMBLE   
LOVE IN VAIN 46668 (1-0-0)             2  3  0         STONED ROOKIES 60    
MS AMBER BOCH 31014 (0-0-0)            2  3  0         THIRSTY THUGS 0413   
POPE BOB 43134 (3-10-0)                2  3  0         BLESS US, EVERYONE   
QUEST FOR FIRE 43478 (5-3-0)           2  3  0         ROOKIE MAIDEN 12     
REVOLUTION 40504 (0-2-0)               2  3  0         ROOKIE CULT 7        
BLACK ANGEL 46442 (4-0-0)              1  3  0         STONED ROOKIES 16    
ELEPHANTTRANQUILIZER 855 (9-11-0)      1  3  0         HARD LIQUOR 3        
NO SMOKING 625 (16-10-4)               1  3  0         RESTRICTIONS         
NOBODY HOME 53135 (2-4-0)              1  3  0         ROOKIE PINK 59       
PURPLE SHIFT 17548 (3-4-0)             1  3  0         INQUISITION XXXII    
RED MONICA 28272 (8-13-0)              1  3  0         WENSINWASIN 728      
SINFUL SANDI 55153 (4-1-0)             1  3  0         STREET WALKERS 9     
TEMPE TC! 46708 (10-4-0)               1  3  0         WISH LIST 2007       
*RJ 41763 (9-2-0)                      0  2  0         THIRSTY THUGS 603    
ALREADY DEAD 27877 (9-6-0)             0  2  0         SUPERIOR FORCES 1405 
BRONZE 46865 (15-12-1)                 0  2  0         METAL                
DR. KNOW 15402 (6-2-0)                 0  2  0         NARD CORE            
FORD 4150 (4-7-0)                      0  2  0         DECEIVERZ            
GALEB DUHR 42803 (4-3-1)               0  2  0         MONSTER MASH-G       
HARV 35034 (1-4-0)                     0  2  0         MY TCS               
HERSHEL WILLIAMS 55335 (7-7-0)         0  2  0         MEDAL OF HONOR F5    
HOST OF ANGELS 40628 (8-4-0)           0  2  0         ROOKIE CULT 31       
HPNO 31002 (8-0-0)                     0  2  0         THIRSTY TUGS 0419    
LASSI 3716 (5-7-0)                     0  2  0         MILITARY SCIENCE     
LUCIOUS LAURA 55132 (1-4-0)            0  2  0         STREET WALKERS 4     
MIXED EMOTIONS 46678 (5-4-0)           0  2  0         STONED ROOKIES 62    
MR SOUZA 29096 (7-2-0)                 0  2  0         THIRSTY THUGS 0410   
TATANKA 14626 (9-2-1)                  0  2  0         FIRES OF HEAVEN 2 II 
TOY HORSEY 45013 (13-3-0)              0  2  0         ARCANE TREASURES     

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BACON BITS 7503 (5-0-0)                9  3  1         TATOR TOPPINGS       
8TH ATTEMPT 11378 (9-2-1)              5  3  0         BELOW PAR            
GRUNT 90 48961 (7-3-1)                 4  3  0         MEDAL OF HONOR E5    
BERMUDA ROSE 47356 (3-4-0)             3  3  0         THIRSTY THUGS 717    
CYANO 4154 (5-7-0)                     3  3  0         AZURE SHIELD         
DISCOUNT DEBBIE 55135 (2-2-0)          3  3  1         STREET WALKERS 5     
4 DOLLAR LADY 15479 (7-2-0)            2  3  0  DEAD   TRAPPED IN BLYTHE    
BLOODY SUN 47339 (10-1-2)              2  3  0         THIRSTY THUGS 714    
DAGAN 44733 (4-14-0)                   2  3  0         SUPE FORCES 7603     
DARKONFYRE 3768 (7-7-0)                2  3  0         THE ORACLE           
HG 30999 (3-2-0)                       1  3  0         THIRSTY THUGS 0418   
MARGARITA 29449 (5-1-1)                1  3  0         THIRSTY THUGS 0402   
MONEY MILE 17306 (3-5-0)               1  3  0  DEAD   CUBE VISION          
SUFFOCATION 23607 (8-8-0)              1  3  0         WAYS TO DIE          
WHIRLWIND 56177 (6-1-0)                1  3  0         BLADES OF FURY       
ATLANTIC SUN 47377 (4-5-0)             0  2  0         THIRSTY THUGS 722    
ATOMIC DOG 36664 (3-1-0)               0  2  0         MOTHERSHIP 2         
BABY DOLL 47375 (7-1-1)                0  2  0         THIRSTY THUGS 721    
BODY SHOT 47332 (6-6-1)                0  2  0         THIRSTY THUGS 713    
BROOKLYN ZOO 47326 (6-2-1)             0  2  0         THIRSTY THUGS 711    
CRAWDAD MCPINCHY 39388 (10-10-1)       0  2  0         FEAR FACTORY IV      
DEFUNCT 9222 (4-2-0)                   0  2  0         3 WIT WONDERS        
I GET AROUND 46617 (6-8-1)             0  2  0         STONED ROOKIES 50    
MADDEN 13193 (7-1-0)                   0  2  0         RAIDER COACHES       
MIDORI 29089 (5-7-0)                   0  2  0         THIRSTY THUGS 0409   
NORTHWESTERN 41779 (10-7-1)            0  2  0         BIG TEN 6            
RUN SILENT 43586 (7-4-0)               0  2  0         ROOKIE MAIDEN 34     
SAKE 29098 (6-2-1)                     0  2  0         THIRSTY THUGS 0410   
UNEXPECTED EDL 13192 (4-9-0)           0  2  0         ITS A FEATURE        

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
EXCITEMENT 30490 (5-3-0)               8  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES 7405 
VULCAN 46313 (8-8-1)                   6  3  0         ROMAN DIVINITY       
GUTTMANN 56397 (3-3-1)                 4  3  0         THIRSTY THUGS 703    
SEGAM 3723 (4-5-0)                     4  3  0         R AND D              
BULVI 17301 (7-1-0)                    3  3  0         I AM SUCK            
MIRED 46332 (6-7-1)                    3  3  0         IN SHINOLA           
RUIN 46323 (9-3-0)                     3  3  0         LAMB OF GOD          
TALON CHOP!! 39128 (0-3-0)             3  3  0         ARCANE ETC           
APOCOLYPSE 47384 (4-1-0)               2  3  0         THIRSTY THUGS 723    
CARBOMB 47310 (6-0-0)                  2  3  0         THIRSTY THUGS 708    
CHAMELEON 47303 (7-1-0)                2  3  0         THIRSTY THUGS 707    
BLACK RUSSIAN 41937 (6-1-0)            1  3  0         THIRSTY THUGS        
BROCCOLI POTATO 17299 (1-6-0)          1  3  0         SOUPS                
FLOYD-O-MINE-TAILS 38059 (0-3-0)       1  3  0         ARCANE PUNISHMENT    
KABIBE 44723 (6-5-1)                   1  3  0         SUPE FORCES 7601     
SHADE 13273 (7-1-0)                    1  3  0         SUCKS TO BE YOU      
WARDRA 56471 (6-1-0)                   1  3  0         BLOODHAMMER CLAN     
DAWN 22738 (4-4-0)                     0  2  0  DEAD   DARK THUGS           
MASSACRE 40239 (6-1-1)                 0  2  0         THIRSTY THUGS 520    
TOLL ROADS 13269 (4-3-0)               0  2  0         WHY FLORIDA SUCKS    
WASATCH 22068 (1-5-0)                  0  2  0         FUND FAMILIES        

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MINAS MORGUL 56492 (2-2-1)             3  1  0  DEAD   GWAR                 
HELLGUARD 49256 (2-1-0)                5  3  0         UNDERWORLD           
THUG PASSION 56427 (4-1-0)             3  2  0  DEAD   THIRSTY THUGS 720    
THE QUILLIAN 43403 (1-0-0)             4  3  0         INK & STEEL X        
SUN AND STEEL 43475 (0-0-0)            3  3  0         ROOKIE MAIDEN 12     
PURPLE HAZE 35354 (1-0-0)              1  3  0         HOW WE DO!           
AWRY 7060 (4-6-0)                      0  2  0         OFFICE STAFF         
CALYPSO 47315 (0-0-0)                  0  2  0         THIRSTY THUGS 709    
FLOUTIST FLOYD 29719 (1-0-0)           0  2  0         FIRST OFFENSE        

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MOB JUSTICE 56537 (0-2-0)              3  1  0  DEAD   FEAR FACTORY 13      
LEFT HAND BLACK 56494 (2-0-0)          2  1  0  DEAD   DRAWN TOGETHER       
SOLINARI 41826 (1-1-0)                 3  3  0         MOONS OF KRYNN       
RENEGADE 43401 (1-0-0)                 2  3  0         INK & STEEL X        
THAI CHILI 56573 (0-1-0)               2  3  0         HARVEST DAY          
HAMBURGER TRAIN 56605 (0-0-0)          1  3  0         CARNIVAL OF CHAOS    
SIRRORWULF 56472 (0-2-0)               0  2  0         BLOODHAMMER CLAN     
TEXAS RED 56464 (0-0-0)                0  2  0         COUNTRY PEOPLE       

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ASSUR THE GIANT 56690 (0-0-0)          7  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES 4501 
SISTER SOULJAH 56417 (0-0-0)           4  3  0         BORN 2 ROLL          
LAID TO REST 56536 (0-0-0)             3  3  0         ELVES OF KRYNN       
QUEEN OF HARLOTS 40440 (0-0-0)         3  3  0         FEAR FACTORY 8       
HORROR OF YIG 56623 (0-0-0)            2  3  0         GWAR                 
TELLUS 56650 (0-0-0)                   2  3  0         ROMAN DIVINITY       
CAROLINA REAPER 56610 (0-0-0)          1  3  0         HARVEST DAY          
PAZUZU'S FUNHOUSE 56622 (0-0-0)        0  2  0         CARNIVAL OF CHAOS    
RUTGERS 56502 (0-0-0)                  0  2  0         BIG TEN 6            
WOOD ELF 56611 (0-0-0)                 0  2  0         ELVES OF KRYNN       

DEAD CHALLENGERS TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SOFT 'N CHEWY 15624 (10-12-0)          9  2  0  DEAD   STREET PIZZAD IX     
CHANGING BUFFALO 18031 (13-6-1)        9  3  1         TRIBAL COUNCIL       
WILD HORSES 46535 (4-2-0)              8  3  0         STONED ROOKIES 33    
BABY TOOTH 26985 (3-4-0)               7  3  0         DISGUSTING CANDY 2   
COCOA COUP 48528 (4-1-0)               7  3  0         040707M              
CRIKEY! 45396 (11-7-0)                 7  3  0         SURPRISE!            
DOWRY WRAITH 50172 (8-3-0)             7  3  0         072507J              
DUELMASTERS.COM 16969 (6-1-0)          7  3  0         SWEET SITES          
FLIGHT 46541 (2-2-0)                   7  3  0         STONED ROOKIES 35    
GLADFIRE 14418 (8-10-0)                6  3  0         ENIGMA 3             
SEA AND SKY 40496 (4-3-0)              6  3  0         ROOKIE CULT 4        
TANTRIC 12134 (6-1-1)                  6  3  0         THE BROTHERHOOD 2    
THE GREAT PUMPKIN 4576 (11-21-1)       6  3  0         LEGENEDS OF TKE 2    
FLAKY WILDCAT 51286 (6-1-0)            5  3  0         101607I              
SONY 50111 (9-15-0)                    5  3  0         BRANDS               
TUNNEL 24276 (12-8-0)                  5  3  0         DARK PASSAGE         
DESMOND DOSS 48772 (7-10-1)            4  3  0         MEDAL OF HONOR A4    
GECKO 4572 (10-6-0)                    4  3  0         REPTILIAN REBELS     
METAL HEAD 4573 (1-3-0)                4  3  0         LEGENEDS OF TKE 2    
SLAM 12009 (15-11-0)                   4  3  1         FALLEN HEROES        
THE INTERNET 34967 (9-8-1)             4  3  0         TIME WASTERS         
TOTS 41343 (11-2-0)                    4  3  0         4-LETTER TATERS      
ZARATHUSTRA 4396 (11-4-1)              4  3  0         HOPEFULS             
JILES MCCOY 20996 (3-1-0)              3  3  0         WAY TOO MUCH BEER 6  
ME LUNGER 30789 (7-8-0)                3  3  0         YOU JANE             
MEROBRYLLA 37956 (3-10-0)              3  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES 5702 
PIGGISH IS FUN 44857 (8-7-0)           3  3  0         071406N              
THE BOBSTER 1072 (14-14-0)             3  3  0         ODDITIES             
WEBBED NOSE 14505 (5-3-0)              3  3  0         IT WORKED ONCE       
BAS RUTEN 7142 (17-15-1)               2  3  0         FEAR FACTORY IV      
BROTHER PAUL 33643 (3-6-0)             2  3  0         ASYLUM               
BYX 24760 (12-13-0)                    2  3  0         FALLEN TERRORS       
CALVIN 612 (3-4-0)                     2  3  0         RESTRICTIONS         
A-4 4634 (12-25-0)                     1  3  0         A UNIT               
FUNKY BUTT MOVIE 11539 (6-6-0)         1  3  0         LUNCHABLES           
PRIME 32767 (15-19-0)                  1  3  0         MEDAL OF HONOR AA1   
SCATHE 23548 (4-2-0)                   1  3  0         S IS FOR...          
THE RIVER 40619 (9-1-0)                1  3  0         ROOKIE CULT 30       
AULIC II 7061 (9-11-2)                 0  2  0         OFFICE STAFF         
CHINESE SIMIAN 11964 (9-6-2)           0  2  0         K.B.W.F              
GO WEST 40489 (5-6-0)                  0  2  0         ROOKIE CULT 3        
HOMICIDAL MANIAC 7079 (10-4-1)         0  2  0         FEAR FACTORY         
JOSEPH CICCHETTI 41656 (4-2-0)         0  2  0         MEDAL OF HONOR 34    
LADY WHITE 3644 (5-3-0)                0  2  0         THE BLACK ELITE      
LOPEZ 28870 (3-7-0)                    0  2  0         TEQUILA HARES        
LT. FREEZ 966 (2-2-0)                  0  2  0         IMPERIAL FORCE       
MODULISTIC TERROR 7082 (9-13-0)        0  2  0         FEAR FACTORY         
POSSUMS 23222 (1-4-0)                  0  2  0         LEE SAYS SO          
WREN 18987 (4-1-1)                     0  2  0         TWISTED OAK          
YORDY KAHL 607 (4-3-0)                 0  2  0         COUNTRY PEOPLE       

DEAD CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DATSUNS 33000 (0-0-0)                 11  3  1         NYU RADIO            
TEST TUBE BABY 49949 (7-7-1)           8  3  0         STREET PIZZAD XX     
2201 17794 (7-7-0)                     7  3  0         NUMBERS 10           
BIG STRONG 23223 (0-1-0)               6  3  0         LEE SAYS SO          
DIRK DIGGLER 17556 (2-1-1)             6  3  0         INQUISITION XXX      
MEAT MASTER 37806 (8-4-0)              6  3  0  DEAD   INQUISITION SL2      
2004 17786 (0-0-0)                     5  3  0         NUMBERS 8            
YANG 24665 (4-5-0)                     5  3  0         Y IS FOR ...         
BOB KRUSE 13239 (5-1-0)                4  3  0         1967 RAIDERS         
KARMA 45354 (7-8-0)                    4  3  0         PQ REDUX             
RUN LIKE HELL 52904 (5-4-0)            4  3  0         ROOKIE PINK 13       
SHERMAN TANQUE 29034 (11-4-0)          4  3  0         ROAD RAGE II         
SILENT BOB 17328 (3-0-0)               4  3  0         ASKEWNIVERSE         
JONNY QUEST 33027 (1-0-0)              3  3  0         ECU RADIO            
LIZ RENAY 51145 (2-4-0)                3  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES 7708 
SOLDIER 32 55357 (7-9-1)               3  3  0         MEDAL OF HONOR F10   
STOOL SAMPLE 49946 (5-3-0)             2  3  0         EXTRA FURNITURE      
GEORGE MABRY 55440 (8-7-0)             1  3  1         MEDAL OF HONOR H9    
BORN OF FIRE 7106 (4-4-0)              0  2  0         FEAR FACTORY II      
BUN BATCH 50005 (5-5-0)                0  2  0         LAZY 6               
DAARRIK 23244 (3-0-0)                  0  2  0         BLOODHAMMER CLAN     
EATEN BY ACID 7148 (5-3-0)             0  2  0         FEAR FACTORY IV      
MINERVA 46316 (5-2-2)                  0  2  0         ROMAN DIVINITY       
PHLEGM PEDIGREE 51285 (0-1-0)          0  2  0         101607I              
SPIDERBAIT 48407 (4-4-0)               0  2  0         FEAR FACTORY 13      
VEGI APOCALYPSE 41829 (6-6-0)          0  2  0         HARVEST DAY          
WAFFLE HEAD 42196 (8-9-0)              0  1  0  DEAD   SUPERIOR FORCES 4603 

DEAD ADEPTS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DREW BURY MORE 55150 (0-0-0)           6  2  0  DEAD   STREET WALKERS 8     
WAR TOY 7167 (1-3-0)                   8  3  0         GWAR                 
QUALINESTI 41815 (5-6-0)               5  3  0         ELVES OF KRYNN       
CUTLASS 53218 (5-4-0)                  4  3  0  DEAD   BLADES               
PUBA SHIV 51299 (0-1-0)                4  3  0         101607L              
CHARLES MCGIAHA 55902 (7-6-0)          3  3  0  DEAD   MEDAL OF HONOR I3    
CRITICAL'S PET 37996 (3-1-0)           3  3  0         ARCANE LOCKJAW       
GINGER FISH 7099 (2-2-0)               3  3  0         FEAR FACTORY II      
SPANKUVERYMUCH 49630 (0-0-0)           3  3  1         STREETWALKERS        
MENELAUS 40458 (3-4-1)                 2  2  0  DEAD   FEAR FACTORY 11      
ZIM ZUM 7104 (0-2-0)                   2  3  0         FEAR FACTORY II      
GORDON KAHL 604 (0-5-0)                1  3  0  DEAD   COUNTRY PEOPLE       
HAWKEYE 41798 (3-4-0)                  1  3  1         BIG TEN 3            
MARIK BLOOD 18992 (0-5-0)              1  3  1         TWISTED OAK          
MEATWAD 40447 (1-2-1)                  1  3  0         FEAR FACTORY 9       
BATMAN 46889 (0-2-0)                   0  2  0         JUSTICE LEAGUE       
BLACK 50096 (4-4-0)                    0  2  0         OUTS                 
CRACKIN' UP 46497 (1-0-0)              0  1  0  DEAD   STONED ROOKIES 27    
OLD SCRATCH 55976 (2-3-0)              0  2  0         JERSEY DEVILS        
SOUTH 53803 (0-0-0)                    0  2  0         DIRECTION            

DEAD INITIATES TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
HELLBOUND 43402 (0-0-0)                8  3  2         INK & STEEL X        
CRACK WHORE 43863 (0-0-0)              7  3  0         INQUISITION 06B2     
GRUNT 17 55382 (0-0-0)                 6  3  0         MEDAL OF HONOR G6    
HYPERTROPHY 5264 (1-1-0)               6  3  0         METALLIC GRUNGE      
PET DOLL 53233 (3-1-0)                 6  3  0         PRACTICALS           
KETTLE WON 29425 (0-0-0)               4  3  0         THIRSTY THUGS 0405   
HARLEM SHUFFLE 46571 (0-0-0)           3  3  0         STONED ROOKIES 41    
RECTUS FEMORIS 55581 (0-0-0)           3  3  0         MUSCLE MEN 2         
TERROR & HUBRIS 46329 (1-2-0)          2  3  0         LAMB OF GOD 2        
ANGEL 56313 (1-0-0)                    1  3  0         BLADES OF FURY       
PURDUE PETE 41842 (0-0-0)              1  3  0         BIG TEN 9            
SPINESHANK 13844 (0-0-0)               1  3  0         GWAR                 
ABATTOIR 7139 (2-2-0)                  0  2  0         FEAR FACTORY IV      
KATE 47333 (1-0-0)                     0  2  0         THIRSTY THUGS 713    
PESKY 56342 (0-0-0)                    0  2  0         RESTRICTIONS         
PRIME 42952 (0-0-0)                    0  2  0         NUMBERS 8            

DEAD APPRENTICES TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
TWIST 37266 (0-0-0)                    6  3  0         DESTINY              
BLACK FOG 47349 (0-0-0)                4  3  1         THIRSTY THUGS 716    
CRIMSON DEATH 47273 (0-0-0)            3  3  0         THIRSTY THUGS 701    
ALONZO HARRIS 18019 (0-0-0)            2  3  0         TRAINING DAY         
HERKY THE HAWK 41839 (0-1-0)           2  3  0         BIG TEN 9            
SWEET SOUL SISTER 40617 (0-0-0)        2  3  0         ROOKIE CULT 29       
DEAD FLOWERS 46517 (0-1-0)             1  3  0         STONED ROOKIES 30    
TANTALUS 46342 (0-0-0)                 1  3  0         DIVINE HERTAGE       
BARBOSA 44983 (0-0-0)                  0  2  0         PIRACY               
MARTIN MAY 55344 (1-1-0)               0  2  0         MEDAL OF HONOR F8    
PUPPETMASTER 49260 (0-0-0)             0  2  0         NIGHTMARE!           

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 80 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.