DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/13/2014    Duedate: 12/26/2014

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 397

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

JOB
WHY TRAVEL? (6322)
(82-38090) [16-4-0,106]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

NO SMOKING                     COCKROACH
RESTRICTIONS (117)             THIRSTY THUGS 705 (7946)
(82-625) [17-10-4,127]         (82-47295) [7-2-1,98]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

BRILLIANT                      COCKROACH
LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007)           THIRSTY THUGS 705 (7946)
(82-53377) [13-14-1,112]       (82-47295) [7-2-1,98]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)      47 
2. FEAR FACTORY II (1017)        27    THIRSTY THUGS 721 (7962)
3. HARVEST DAY (6987)            19    Unchartered Team
4. THIRSTY THUGS 0418 (5093)     17 
5. THIRSTY THUGS 711 (7952)      16    THIRSTY THUGS 705 (7946)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*THIRSTY THUGS 708 (7949)   8   0  0 100.   1/ 4 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)  6  6 0
 2- 2*MEDAL OF HONOR A5 (8202)   2   0  1 100.   2/ 1 IN SHINOLA (7765)         4  1 0
 3- 3*MEDAL OF HONOR 18 (6946)   1   0  0 100.   3/19 ITS A FEATURE (1239)      3  0 1
 4- 4*MEDAL OF HONOR 37 (6961)   1   0  0 100.   4/13 THIRSTY THUGS 721 (7962)  3  0 0
 5/ 5 THIRSTY THUGS 721 (7962)  10   1  1 90.9   5/54 FEAR FACTORY II (1017)    3  3 0
 6- 6 THIRSTY THUGS 707 (7948)   9   1  0 90.0   6- 7 AZURE SHIELD (575)        2  0 1
 7- 8*THIRSTY THUGS 723 (7964)   6   1  0 85.7   7/36 LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007)      2  0 0
 8/ 9 I AM SUCK (1359)          20   4  0 83.3   8/38 MCPANTS (8425)            2  0 0
 9/11 WHY TRAVEL? (6322)        16   4  0 80.0   9-10 THIRSTY THUGS 707 (7948)  2  0 0
10/ 7*THIRSTY THUGS 705 (7946)   7   2  1 77.8  10-11*THIRSTY THUGS 708 (7949)  2  0 0
11-12*THIRSTY THUGS 520 (6706)   7   2  1 77.8  11-12*THIRSTY THUGS 717 (7958)  2  0 0
12-14 BELOW PAR (1651)           9   3  1 75.0  12-15*THIRSTY THUGS 723 (7964)  2  0 0
13/15 SUCKS TO BE YOU (1939)    14   5  1 73.7  13/17 CAT SOUP (8423)           2  0 0
14/ 0 BEYOND THE GRAVE I (5331) 11   4  0 73.3  14- 2 SQUARE DANCE RAP (5824)   2  0 0
15/17 THIRSTY THUGS 711 (7952)   8   3  2 72.7  15-21 THE ORACLE (520)          2  0 0
16-16*THIRSTY THUGS 0402 (4807)  5   2  1 71.4  16/39 THIRSTY THUGS 711 (7952)  2  1 1
17/13 THIRSTY THUGS (7008)       7   3  0 70.0  17/ 6 THIRSTY THUGS 713 (7954)  2  1 1
18/10*UNDERWORLD (8289)          4   2  0 66.7  18/ 9*THIRSTY THUGS 705 (7946)  2  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-19 ROOKIE MAIDEN 3 (7279)     9   5  0 64.3  19/14 THIRSTY THUGS 722 (7963)  2  1 0
20-20 ROOKIE MAIDEN 35 (7311)    9   5  0 64.3  20/16*UNDERWORLD (8289)         2  1 0
21-21 ARCANE TREASURES (7569)   35  21  0 62.5  21/43 WHY TRAVEL? (6322)        2  1 0
22/28*THIRSTY THUGS 0418 (5093)  5   3  0 62.5  22/45*THIRSTY THUGS 0418 (5093) 2  1 0
23-22 MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (9408)  93  56  7 62.4  23/18 SOUPS (1916)              2  1 0
24-24 R AND D (512)             12   8  0 60.0  24/48 I AM SUCK (1359)          2  1 0
25/18*3 WIT WONDERS (1365)       6   4  0 60.0  25/20*3 WIT WONDERS (1365)      2  1 0
26-26*MEDAL OF HONOR H1 (9363)   3   2  1 60.0  26-24*INK & STEEL X (7273)      2  2 0
27/29 LAMB OF GOD (7763)        10   7  0 58.8  27/49 RESTRICTIONS (117)        2  2 0
28/33 CAT SOUP (8423)           12   9  0 57.1  28-25 FARFIGNEWTONS (673)       2  3 1
29-27*THIRSTY THUGS 703 (7944)   4   3  1 57.1  29/26 GWAR (1021)               2  3 0
30/23 OPEN (8986)               13  10  1 56.5  30/59 HARVEST DAY (6987)        2  4 1
31/25 THIRSTY THUGS 713 (7954)   9   7  2 56.2  31- 5*MEDAL OF HONOR H1 (9363)  1  0 1
32-30 THE ORACLE (520)           9   7  0 56.2  32-28*MEDAL OF HONOR A5 (8202)  1  0 1
33-32*THIRSTY THUGS 717 (7958)   5   4  0 55.6  33-29 MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (9408)  1  0 0
34/31 ERATTA1 (9085)            38  32  1 54.3  34- 8 THE BEAST (7766)          1  0 0
35/38 LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007)      21  18  1 53.8  35-30*THIRSTY THUGS 703 (7944)  1  0 0
36/35 GWAR (1021)              139 123 10 53.1  36-31*MEDAL OF HONOR 18 (6946)  1  0 0
37/ 0 SILENT SCREAMS (5339)      9   8  1 52.9  37-32*MEDAL OF HONOR 37 (6961)  1  0 0
38-37 MEDAL OF HONOR F5 (9349)   9   8  0 52.9  38-33 ELVES OF KRYNN (6984)     1  0 0
39/36 FEAR FACTORY IV (1020)    96  86  7 52.7  39/ 0 BEYOND THE GRAVE I (5331) 1  0 0
40/44 IN SHINOLA (7765)         14  13  1 51.9  40/ 0 SILENT SCREAMS (5339)     1  0 0
41-39 AZURE SHIELD (575)         7   7  1 50.0  41-34 R AND D (512)             1  0 0
42/34 THIRSTY THUGS 722 (7963)   6   6  0 50.0  42-44*THIRSTY THUGS 520 (6706)  1  1 0
43-40*INK & STEEL X (7273)       4   4  0 50.0  43/41*VICTORIAN (6969)          1  2 0
44-41*MEDAL OF HONOR B3 (8209)   2   2  0 50.0  44/42 THIRSTY THUGS (7008)      1  2 0
45-43 FARFIGNEWTONS (673)      305 324 26 48.5  45-27*BORN 2 ROLL (5857)        1  2 0
46/47 MCPANTS (8425)            13  14  0 48.1  46/46 THIRSTY THUGS 0409 (4747) 1  2 0
47/51 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)  32  36  2 47.1  47/47 WAYS TO DIE (3768)        1  2 0
48/48 RESTRICTIONS (117)        91 109  5 45.5  48/67 SUCKS TO BE YOU (1939)    1  2 0
49/45 WAYS TO DIE (3768)         9  11  0 45.0  49/22 ERATTA1 (9085)            1  3 0
50-49*THE MOTHERSHIP 9 (2547)    4   5  0 44.4  50/51 BIG TEN 3 (6980)          1  3 0
51/46 SOUPS (1916)               7   9  0 43.7  51-50 ORIOLE MADNESS (967)      1  4 1
52/53 FEAR FACTORY II (1017)    51  66  6 43.6  52/23 OPEN (8986)               1  4 0
53-54 ORIOLE MADNESS (967)      20  27  1 42.6  53/56 ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)     1  4 0
54-55 SQUARE DANCE RAP (5824)   13  18  0 41.9  54/57 LAMB OF GOD (7763)        1  4 0
55-56 THE BEAST (7766)          10  14  0 41.7  55/58 MOONS OF KRYNN (6986)     1  4 0
56/60 ITS A FEATURE (1239)       7  10  1 41.2  56-52*SEINFELDISM (5539)        1  4 0
57/52 TREES (8983)               6   9  0 40.0  57-53*THE MOTHERSHIP 9 (2547)   1  4 0
58-57 ELVES OF KRYNN (6984)      6   9  0 40.0  58-55*STRIKE FORCE (4500)       0  5 0
59/50 WHY FLORIDA SUCKS (1938)   4   6  0 40.0  59/64 FEAR FACTORY IV (1020)    0  5 0
60/59 BIG TEN 3 (6980)          20  32  1 38.5  60- 3 ARCANE TREASURES (7569)   0  4 0
61/58 THIRSTY THUGS 0409 (4747)  6  10  0 37.5  61-60*FEAR FACTORY 8 (6744)     0  4 0
62-61*MOTHERSHIP 2 (6053)        3   5  0 37.5  62-61*MOTHERSHIP 2 (6053)       0  4 0
63/62 ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)     14  24  3 36.8  63-62*NYU RADIO (5445)          0  4 0
64/42*VICTORIAN (6969)           1   2  0 33.3  64-63*SEINFELD (5538)           0  4 0
65-63*BORN 2 ROLL (5857)         4   9  0 30.8  65-65 COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)    0  3 0
66/65 MOONS OF KRYNN (6986)      7  17  0 29.2  66/66 WHY FLORIDA SUCKS (1938)  0  3 0
67-64 COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)    22  58  1 27.5  67/35 TREES (8983)              0  2 0
68/68 HARVEST DAY (6987)         8  22  1 26.7  68-37 MEDAL OF HONOR F5 (9349)  0  1 0
69-67*SEINFELDISM (5539)         2   7  0 22.2  69-40*MEDAL OF HONOR B3 (8209)  0  1 0
70-69*SEINFELD (5538)            1   7  0 12.5  70/ 0*MAGIC (8422)              0  1 0
71-70*STRIKE FORCE (4500)        0   5  0  0.0  71-69 ROOKIE MAIDEN 3 (7279)    0  1 0
72-71*FEAR FACTORY 8 (6744)      0   4  0  0.0  72-70 ROOKIE MAIDEN 35 (7311)   0  1 0
73-72*NYU RADIO (5445)           0   4  0  0.0  73-71*THIRSTY THUGS 0402 (4807) 0  1 0
74-73*HARD LIQUOR 2 (141)        0   4  0  0.0  74-72 BELOW PAR (1651)          0  1 0
75/ 0*MAGIC (8422)               0   1  0  0.0  75-73*HARD LIQUOR 2 (141)       0  1 0
76-74*APTLY NAMED (486)          0   1  0  0.0  76-74*APTLY NAMED (486)         0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     So why do I have this bag over my head?  Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and 
I'm going to give you a spy report!.  We now have a new top team for all of you guys 
to dogpile on.  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS now holds the crown and they are betting they can 
keep it.  Take a look at ITS A FEATURE's act, as they have a 1-0-1 week and gain 16 
places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, 
I admit it's corny) is FEAR FACTORY II, who swept up 49 places in the ranks.  Take a 
look at LIGHT WEIGHTS' act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 29 places in the team 
ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) 
is MCPANTS, who swept up 30 places in the ranks.  Take a look at THIRSTY THUGS 711's 
act, as they have a 1-0-1 week and gain 23 places in the team ranking.  What goes up, 
must come down.  Watch out DWES EG!  THIRSTY THUGS 713 may fall on you as it crushes 
past the teams below it to fall on the 17th spot.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of 
armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is WHY TRAVEL?, who swept up 22 places in 
the ranks.  Take a look at THIRSTY THUGS 0418's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and 
gain 23 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread 
(okay, I admit it's corny) is I AM SUCK, who swept up 24 places in the ranks.  Take a 
look at RESTRICTIONS' act, as they have a 1-1-0 week and gain 22 places in the team 
ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) 
is HARVEST DAY, who swept up 29 places in the ranks.  Take a look at SUCKS TO BE 
YOU's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 19 places in the team ranking.  
Suffering under a 0-2-0 record and dropping from 22nd to 49th place were the ERATTA1. 
Keep trying!  A seasoned team is steady in the lists.  But to OPEN, which fell to 
52nd, it's what you soak in before going to the Dark Arena.  What goes up, must come 
down.  Watch out DWES EG!  TREES may fall on you as it crushes past the teams below 
it to fall on the 67th spot.  It looks like the guys(?) at CARNIVAL OF CHAOS had a 
good week as they went 4-0-0 to put them in 1st place.  I guess steroids help!  Hey 
everybody, watch out for AGONY GIGGLE, who flew up 20 points in the rankings after 
mashing BLACK RUSSIAN like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  And falling like a 
basher in the top ten was TOLL ROADS, who dropped 10 points after a disappointing (to 
say the least) bout with VULCAN.  The most challenged warrior this week was 
COCKROACH.  If this keeps up, our Duelmaster's going to need more avoids!  Drawing on 
all of his experience as a 15-4-0 warrior, JOB went for the Duelmastership against 
COCKROACH this week.  In front of all the crowds, JOB took the Duelmaster's crown for 
his own.  I give the bum two weeks.  4 out of 5 gladiators surveyed protect the body, 
so try and avoid aiming at that location.   
     But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!  
And hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't avoid THIRSTY THUGS 705, please raise you 
hand.  Wow.  Does DWES EG really have that many liars?  And you guys like to boo me?  
Well, unsling your rasberries, cause WHY TRAVEL? beats feet every time THIRSTY THUGS 
705 smiles at them.  Try farming, eh?   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  Well, the arena is no place for 
slow learners (and hopefully T.P.s) and BROOKLYN ZOO demonstrated that very violently 
on CRAWDAD MCPINCHY's body.  And who needs the Dark Arena if you've got UNEXPECTED 
EDL around?  This week he decorated his armor with WAR TOY.  Who's next?  Here's some 
advice:  warriors with little wit and will may encounter problems on the trail to the 
Isle.   
     Well, there's the manager of the DWES EG giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some 
tracks.  Hasta la bye-bye.  (Loud choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown 
Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JOB 38090                    16   4    106         WHY TRAVEL? (6322)        

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NO SMOKING 625               17  10  4 127         RESTRICTIONS (117)        
 BRILLIANT 53377              13  14  1 112         LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007)      
 TAIL 50089                   12   6    100         CAT SOUP (8423)           
 COUNT ORLOK 32333             9   8  1 100         SILENT SCREAMS (5339)     
 BROOKLYN ZOO 47326            8   3  2  99         THIRSTY THUGS 711 (7952)  
 COCKROACH 47295               7   2  1  98         THIRSTY THUGS 705 (7946)  

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CARBOMB 47310                 8   0     97         THIRSTY THUGS 708 (7949)  
 UNHOLY TERROR 32296          11   4     96         BEYOND THE GRAVE II (5331)
-THE HARLOT 46340             10   5     96         THE BEAST (7766)          
 YANG 53793                   17   9     95         ERATTA1 (9085)            
-CHAMELEON 47303               9   1     91         THIRSTY THUGS 707 (7948)  

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FIGHTING ILLINI 41796        13  15  1  86         BIG TEN 3 (6980)          
 BULVI 17301                   9   2     85         I AM SUCK (1359)          
 DEFUNCT 9222                  6   3     85         3 WIT WONDERS (1365)      
-ICKY BEATS 35350              9   6     82         SQUARE DANCE RAP (5824)   
-INNEY AUDI 5509               6   4     80         FARFIGNEWTONS (673)       
 SORA 50103                   11  11     78         MCPANTS (8425)            
-DARKONFYRE 3768               9   7     76         THE ORACLE (520)          
-BERMUDA ROSE 47356            5   4     76         THIRSTY THUGS 717 (7958)  
 HG 30999                      5   3     76         THIRSTY THUGS 0418 (5093) 
 RUIN 46323                   10   4     70         LAMB OF GOD (7763)        
 MIRED 46332                   8   7  1  70         IN SHINOLA (7765)         
 UNEXPECTED EDL 13192          7   9  1  70         ITS A FEATURE (1239)      
 ATLANTIC SUN 47377            6   6     69         THIRSTY THUGS 722 (7963)  
 BABY DOLL 47375              10   1  1  68         THIRSTY THUGS 721 (7962)  
-8TH ATTEMPT 11378             9   3  1  67         BELOW PAR (1651)          
-RUNNING FREE 43432            9   5     67         ROOKIE MAIDEN 3 (7279)    
-ATOMIC DOG 36664              3   2     67         MOTHERSHIP 2 (6053)       

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BURKES CAFE 6800              6   6  1  66         ORIOLE MADNESS (967)      
 VULCAN 46313                  9   9  1  65         ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)     
-CYANO 4154                    7   7  1  65         AZURE SHIELD (575)        
-HOOKS IN YOU 43591            9   5     62         ROOKIE MAIDEN 35 (7311)   
 BODY SHOT 47332               8   7  2  61         THIRSTY THUGS 713 (7954)  
-RUNE ESSENCE 45012            8   6     61         ARCANE TREASURES (7569)   
 STYGIAN HAG 56568            10   4     59         FEAR FACTORY II (1017)    
 SUFFOCATION 23607             9  10     59         WAYS TO DIE (3768)        
 HELLGUARD 49256               4   2     57         UNDERWORLD (8289)         

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SERGEANT 8 55403              3   2  1  56         MEDAL OF HONOR H1 (9363)  
 MIDORI 29089                  6   9     55         THIRSTY THUGS 0409 (4747) 
-APOCOLYPSE 47384              6   1     55         THIRSTY THUGS 723 (7964)  
-SEGAM 3723                    5   5     53         R AND D (512)             
 SHADE 13273                   8   3     52         SUCKS TO BE YOU (1939)    
 AGONY GIGGLE 56593            7   4     51         CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)  
-FURIOUS GORE 4987             6   5  1  51         FARFIGNEWTONS (673)       
-GRIM DEMISE 7357              6   5     51         ORIOLE MADNESS (967)      
 ASH 53242                     6   8     50         TREES (8983)              
 TOLL ROADS 13269              4   6     46         WHY FLORIDA SUCKS (1938)  
 DEPRAVED 56569                5   6     45         FEAR FACTORY II (1017)    
 BLACK RUSSIAN 41937           7   3     44         THIRSTY THUGS (7008)      
-GUTTMANN 56397                4   3  1  42         THIRSTY THUGS 703 (7944)  
-CRYSTALLIZED 56401            3   3     42         COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)    
 BROCCOLI POTATO 17299         3   7     36         SOUPS (1916)              
-MASTER OF DOMAIN 33502        1   1     36         SEINFELD (5538)           

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ARCANE TORNADO 16749          4   1     31         THE MOTHERSHIP 9 (2547)   
-CANIFIS CANNABIS 56561        4   2     30         ARCANE TREASURES (7569)   
-THE QUILLIAN 43403            1   1     30         INK & STEEL X (7273)      
-JERRY 33506                   2   3     28         SEINFELDISM (5539)        
 SOLINARI 41826                2   2     24         MOONS OF KRYNN (6986)     
 THAI CHILI 56573              1   2  1  24         HARVEST DAY (6987)        

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GEORGE PETERS 48777           1   0  1  24         MEDAL OF HONOR A5 (8202)  

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HIP WADERS 56642              5   1     22         IN SHINOLA (7765)         
-ONE MAN BAND 35410            3   3     22         SQUARE DANCE RAP (5824)   
 HAMBURGER TRAIN 56605         1   1     22         CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)  
 FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE 56620       6   3     21         CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)  
-RENEGADE 43401                2   0     20         INK & STEEL X (7273)      
-PARTY HAT 56250               5   4     19         ARCANE TREASURES (7569)   
-GRUNT 24 48811                1   2     19         MEDAL OF HONOR B3 (8209)  
 PAZUZU'S FUNHOUSE 56622       1   1     18         CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)  
-ROBERT NETT 55588             1   0     16         MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (9408)  
 CAROLINA REAPER 56610         1   1     14         HARVEST DAY (6987)        
-BERTOLET 15942                0   2     14         FARFIGNEWTONS (673)       
-MINDS EYE 43404               1   1     13         INK & STEEL X (7273)      
-LAID TO REST 56536            1   0     11         ELVES OF KRYNN (6984)     
-JOHN BULKELEY 41673           1   0     10         MEDAL OF HONOR 37 (6961)  
-ROOM FETCHER 56693            1   0     10         BORN 2 ROLL (5857)        
-HORROR OF YIG 56623           1   0      9         GWAR (1021)               
-RUSSELL DUNHAM 41596          1   0      8         MEDAL OF HONOR 18 (6946)  
-TELLUS 56650                  0   1      7         ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)     
-SEPTA STRIKE 27681            0   1      7         STRIKE FORCE (4500)       
-QUEEN OF HARLOTS 40440        0   1      7         FEAR FACTORY 8 (6744)     
 KARINA 41740                  1   2      5         VICTORIAN (6969)          
-RIDIN' THE WAVE 861           0   4      4         HARD LIQUOR 2 (141)       
-LYRICS CATCHER 56692          0   1      1         BORN 2 ROLL (5857)        
 FOREST 50087                  0   1      1         MAGIC (8422)              
-SPORTY 3555                   0   1      1         APTLY NAMED (486)         

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
OSKSI NOBLE             0  0 0                      THAI CHILI 56573      397  NONE
DEEP FRIED TWIN 56671   3  1 1 CARNIVAL OF CHA 1019 GEORGE PETERS 48777   396   
DA12 56410              0  1 0 ERATTA1 9085         HIGH ELF              397  NONE
CRAWDAD MCPINCH 39388  10 12 1 FEAR FACTORY IV 1020 BROOKLYN ZOO 47326    397   
WAR TOY 7167            2  4 0 GWAR 1021            UNEXPECTED EDL 13192  397   
HERSCHEL F. BRI 55333   2  1 0 MEDAL OF HONOR  9349 CYANO 4154            395   
DOOR 53255              0  2 0 OPEN 8986            DARK CHAMPION         397  NONE
WINDOW 53258            0  1 0 OPEN 8986            HIGH ELF              397  NONE
MARGARITA 29449         5  2 1 THIRSTY THUGS 0 4807 SERGEANT 8 55403      395   
MASSACRE 40239          7  2 1 THIRSTY THUGS 5 6706 BURKES CAFE 6800      396   

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DOOR was dealt death by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
WINDOW was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DA12 was killed by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
BRILLIANT defeated YANG in a 2 minute master's Challenge duel.
JOB unbelievably bested COCKROACH in a 8 minute veteran's Challenge Title fight.
DEFUNCT slimly lost to UNHOLY TERROR in a 2 minute veteran's duel.
FIGHTING ILLINI was devastated by NO SMOKING in a 1 minute mismatched match.
COUNT ORLOK handily defeated HOBBS in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
TAIL vanquished ATLANTIC SUN in a 2 minute uneven duel.
SORA overpowered BODY SHOT in a 2 minute uneven duel.
BULVI overpowered HELLGUARD in a action packed 1 minute gory one-sided fight.
BROOKLYN ZOO assassinated CRAWDAD MCPINCHY in a 1 minute bloody one-sided match.
SUFFOCATION was overcome by STYGIAN HAG in a exciting 5 minute brutal contest.
HG devastated KUNG-FU MASTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched bout.
BABY DOLL savagely defeated CAPTURED ORC in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided duel.
MIRED handily defeated BROCCOLI POTATO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched bout.
UNEXPECTED EDL assassinated WAR TOY in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
RUIN overpowered MIDORI in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
ASH was defeated by SHADE in a 2 minute conflict.
TOLL ROADS was devastated by VULCAN in a 2 minute one-sided contest.
BLACK RUSSIAN was overpowered by AGONY GIGGLE in a 2 minute gory one-sided duel.
DEPRAVED handily defeated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 2 minute uneven duel.
HIP WADERS bested CULT MEMBER in a 2 minute bout.
SOLINARI demolished OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
THAI CHILI slaughtered OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
HAMBURGER TRAIN vanquished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE subdued OSKSI NOBLE in a tiresome 5 minute melee.
CAROLINA REAPER vanquished FOREST in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
PAZUZU'S FUNHOUSE handily defeated KARINA in a 1 minute mismatched bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 11         AIMED BLOW        47 -  36 -  1      57  |
|AIMED BLOW                       9         SLASHING ATTACK   32 -  27 -  2      54  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         LUNGING ATTACK    49 -  44 -  4      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  7         PARRY-LUNGE       12 -  16 -  2      43  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         TOTAL PARRY       15 -  23 -  0      39  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         STRIKING ATTACK   27 -  44 -  2      38  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         WALL OF STEEL      8 -  19 -  0      30  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  14 -  0      13  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         BASHING ATTACK     2 -  31 -  0       6  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 397 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         8 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  3         3  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  5     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         1  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  4     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      JOB -27446                 16   4  0  106 WHY TRAVEL? (6322)
AIMED BLOW       TAIL -15447                12   6  0  100 CAT SOUP (8423)
STRIKING ATTACK  COUNT ORLOK 32333           9   8  1  100 SILENT SCREAMS (5339)
LUNGING ATTACK   COCKROACH -18241            7   2  1   98 THIRSTY THUGS 705 (7946)
SLASHING ATTACK  MIRED -19204                8   7  1   70 IN SHINOLA (7765)
PARRY-LUNGE      BODY SHOT -18204            8   7  2   61 THIRSTY THUGS 713 (7954)
WALL OF STEEL    BLACK RUSSIAN -23599        7   3  0   44 THIRSTY THUGS (7008)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BRILLIANT -12159.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was COCKROACH -18241.  The ten other most popular fighters were SUFFOCATION 
23607, STYGIAN HAG -8968, BABY DOLL -18161, SORA -15433, BULVI 17301, MIRED -19204, 
DOOR -12281, BRILLIANT -12159, COUNT ORLOK 32333, and TAIL -15447.

The least popular fighter this week was FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE -8916.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were KARINA -23796, FOREST -15449, BLACK RUSSIAN -23599, ASH -12294, 
MIDORI 29089, WAR TOY 7167, CRAWDAD MCPINCHY -26148, HOBBS 4649, FIGHTING ILLINI 
-23740, and WINDOW -12278.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

JOB (82--27446) WHY TRAVEL?

                            A DM TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS

          12 political points a'pumpin'
          11 TVs a'workin'
          10 free duels of credit
           9 ABs to challenge
           8 criticals a'connectin'
           7 scums a'dyin'
           6 skills a'maxin'
           5 A.D. invites
           4 lucky warriors
           3 size on replacement
           2 proxied TCs
          And a quarterstaff from a pear tree.

                                   May your days be merry,
                                   And your wins be often.

                                             The Consortium