DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/27/2014    Duedate: 01/09/2015

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 398

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BROOKLYN ZOO
THIRSTY THUGS 711 (7952)
(82-47326) [9-3-2,112]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BROOKLYN ZOO                   HELLGUARD
THIRSTY THUGS 711 (7952)       UNDERWORLD (8289)
(82-47326) [9-3-2,112]         (82-49256) [4-3-0,51]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

FLATLINER                      UNEXPECTED EDL
HUNTING BUDDIES (118)          ITS A FEATURE (1239)
(82-642) [16-20-2,76]          (82-13192) [8-9-1,78]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. INK & STEEL X (7273)          45 
2. ALABASTER REIGN (3773)        20    THIRSTY THUGS 721 (7962)
3. ROOKIE MAIDEN 12 (7288)       19    Unchartered Team
4. FARFIGNEWTONS (673)           18 
5. ORIOLE MADNESS (967)          15    GORILLA WARFARE (3775)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*THIRSTY THUGS 708 (7949)   8   0  0 100.   1/ 1 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)  8  4 0
 2/ 0*GORILLA WARFARE (3775)     1   0  0 100.   2/ 2 IN SHINOLA (7765)         4  2 0
 3/ 5 THIRSTY THUGS 721 (7962)  11   1  1 91.7   3/28 FARFIGNEWTONS (673)       4  3 2
 4- 6 THIRSTY THUGS 707 (7948)   9   1  0 90.0   4/26*INK & STEEL X (7273)      4  4 0
 5- 7*THIRSTY THUGS 723 (7964)   6   1  0 85.7   5/16 THIRSTY THUGS 711 (7952)  3  0 1
 6/ 8 I AM SUCK (1359)          21   4  0 84.0   6/ 3 ITS A FEATURE (1239)      3  0 1
 7- 9 WHY TRAVEL? (6322)        16   4  0 80.0   7/ 4 THIRSTY THUGS 721 (7962)  3  0 0
 8/10 THIRSTY THUGS 705 (7946)   8   2  1 80.0   8/ 5 FEAR FACTORY II (1017)    3  3 0
 9-11*THIRSTY THUGS 520 (6706)   7   2  1 77.8   9/30 HARVEST DAY (6987)        3  4 1
10/14 BEYOND THE GRAVE I (5331) 12   4  0 75.0  10/51 ORIOLE MADNESS (967)      3  4 1
11/15 THIRSTY THUGS 711 (7952)   9   3  2 75.0  11- 7 LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007)      2  0 0
12-13 SUCKS TO BE YOU (1939)    14   5  1 73.7  12/39 BEYOND THE GRAVE I (5331) 2  0 0
13/17 THIRSTY THUGS (7008)       8   3  0 72.7  13/18 THIRSTY THUGS 705 (7946)  2  1 0
14/20 ROOKIE MAIDEN 35 (7311)   10   5  0 66.7  14/17 THIRSTY THUGS 713 (7954)  2  1 0
15/ 0*ROOKIE MAIDEN 12 (7288)    6   3  0 66.7  15/46 THIRSTY THUGS 0409 (4747) 2  1 0
16/ 2*MEDAL OF HONOR A5 (8202)   2   1  1 66.7  16/25 3 WIT WONDERS (1365)      2  1 0
17/25 3 WIT WONDERS (1365)       7   4  0 63.6  17/24 I AM SUCK (1359)          2  1 0
18-22*THIRSTY THUGS 0418 (5093)  5   3  0 62.5  18-29 GWAR (1021)               2  2 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/23 MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (9408)  93  57  7 62.0  19/27 RESTRICTIONS (117)        2  2 0
20/27 LAMB OF GOD (7763)        11   7  0 61.1  20/54 LAMB OF GOD (7763)        2  4 0
21/19 ROOKIE MAIDEN 3 (7279)     9   6  0 60.0  21- 8 MCPANTS (8425)            1  0 0
22/31 THIRSTY THUGS 713 (7954)  10   7  2 58.8  22- 9 THIRSTY THUGS 707 (7948)  1  0 0
23-28 CAT SOUP (8423)           12   9  0 57.1  23-10*THIRSTY THUGS 708 (7949)  1  0 0
24/18*UNDERWORLD (8289)          4   3  0 57.1  24-11*THIRSTY THUGS 717 (7958)  1  0 0
25-30 OPEN (8986)               13  10  1 56.5  25-12*THIRSTY THUGS 723 (7964)  1  0 0
26-32 THE ORACLE (520)           9   7  0 56.2  26-13 CAT SOUP (8423)           1  0 0
27-33*THIRSTY THUGS 717 (7958)   5   4  0 55.6  27-38 ELVES OF KRYNN (6984)     1  0 0
28-34 ERATTA1 (9085)            38  32  1 54.3  28/ 0*ROOKIE MAIDEN 12 (7288)   1  0 0
29-35 LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007)      21  18  1 53.8  29/ 0*ALABASTER REIGN (3773)    1  0 0
30-36 GWAR (1021)              139 123 10 53.1  30/ 0*GORILLA WARFARE (3775)    1  0 0
31-39 FEAR FACTORY IV (1020)    96  86  7 52.7  31/ 0*PLEAS (678)               1  0 0
32/40 IN SHINOLA (7765)         15  14  1 51.7  32-15 THE ORACLE (520)          1  0 0
33/37 SILENT SCREAMS (5339)      9   9  1 50.0  33- 6 AZURE SHIELD (575)        1  0 0
34-41 AZURE SHIELD (575)         7   7  1 50.0  34/32*MEDAL OF HONOR A5 (8202)  1  1 1
35/43*INK & STEEL X (7273)       6   6  0 50.0  35/33 MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (9408)  1  1 0
36/ 0*ALABASTER REIGN (3773)     3   3  0 50.0  36/72 ROOKIE MAIDEN 35 (7311)   1  1 0
37/ 3*MEDAL OF HONOR 18 (6946)   1   1  0 50.0  37/36*MEDAL OF HONOR 18 (6946)  1  1 0
38/ 4*MEDAL OF HONOR 37 (6961)   1   1  0 50.0  38/37*MEDAL OF HONOR 37 (6961)  1  1 0
39/47 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)  35  36  2 49.3  39-21 WHY TRAVEL? (6322)        1  1 0
40/45 FARFIGNEWTONS (673)      307 324 27 48.7  40/40 SILENT SCREAMS (5339)     1  1 0
41-46 MCPANTS (8425)            13  14  0 48.1  41-22*THIRSTY THUGS 0418 (5093) 1  1 0
42/ 0 HUNTING BUDDIES (118)    119 137 10 46.5  42-23 SOUPS (1916)              1  1 0
43/42 THIRSTY THUGS 722 (7963)   6   7  0 46.2  43-48 SUCKS TO BE YOU (1939)    1  1 0
44/48 RESTRICTIONS (117)        91 110  5 45.3  44/19 THIRSTY THUGS 722 (7963)  1  2 0
45-49 WAYS TO DIE (3768)         9  11  0 45.0  45/20*UNDERWORLD (8289)         1  2 0
46/53 ORIOLE MADNESS (967)      22  27  1 44.9  46/43*VICTORIAN (6969)          1  2 0
47/56 ITS A FEATURE (1239)       8  10  1 44.4  47/44 THIRSTY THUGS (7008)      1  2 0
48-50*THE MOTHERSHIP 9 (2547)    4   5  0 44.4  48/50 BIG TEN 3 (6980)          1  3 0
49-51 SOUPS (1916)               7   9  0 43.7  49-56*SEINFELDISM (5539)        1  4 0
50/52 FEAR FACTORY II (1017)    51  68  6 42.9  50-57*THE MOTHERSHIP 9 (2547)   1  4 0
51/61 THIRSTY THUGS 0409 (4747)  7  10  0 41.2  51/53 ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)     1  5 0
52-57 TREES (8983)               6   9  0 40.0  52/55 MOONS OF KRYNN (6986)     1  5 0
53-58 ELVES OF KRYNN (6984)      6   9  0 40.0  53-58*STRIKE FORCE (4500)       0  5 0
54/60 BIG TEN 3 (6980)          20  33  1 37.7  54-59 FEAR FACTORY IV (1020)    0  5 0
55-62*MOTHERSHIP 2 (6053)        3   5  0 37.5  55-62*MOTHERSHIP 2 (6053)       0  4 0
56/59 WHY FLORIDA SUCKS (1938)   4   7  0 36.4  56-61*FEAR FACTORY 8 (6744)     0  4 0
57/63 ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)     14  25  3 35.9  57-63*NYU RADIO (5445)          0  4 0
58/68 HARVEST DAY (6987)         9  22  1 29.0  58-64*SEINFELD (5538)           0  4 0
59/66 MOONS OF KRYNN (6986)      7  18  0 28.0  59-65 COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)    0  3 0
60-67 COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)    22  58  1 27.5  60/66 WHY FLORIDA SUCKS (1938)  0  3 0
61/64*VICTORIAN (6969)           1   3  0 25.0  61-52 OPEN (8986)               0  2 0
62-69*SEINFELDISM (5539)         2   7  0 22.2  62-49 ERATTA1 (9085)            0  2 0
63/ 0*PLEAS (678)                1   6  0 14.3  63/71 ROOKIE MAIDEN 3 (7279)    0  2 0
64-70*SEINFELD (5538)            1   7  0 12.5  64-47 WAYS TO DIE (3768)        0  2 0
65-71*STRIKE FORCE (4500)        0   5  0  0.0  65/75*HARD LIQUOR 2 (141)       0  2 0
66/74*HARD LIQUOR 2 (141)        0   5  0  0.0  66-67 TREES (8983)              0  1 0
67-72*FEAR FACTORY 8 (6744)      0   4  0  0.0  67-70*MAGIC (8422)              0  1 0
68-73*NYU RADIO (5445)           0   4  0  0.0  68/ 0*ROOKIE CULT 8 (6758)      0  1 0
69-75*MAGIC (8422)               0   1  0  0.0  69-42*THIRSTY THUGS 520 (6706)  0  1 0
70/ 0*ROOKIE CULT 8 (6758)       0   1  0  0.0  70/ 0*HOLIDAY IN HELL (3797)    0  1 0
71/ 0*HOLIDAY IN HELL (3797)     0   1  0  0.0  71/ 0 HUNTING BUDDIES (118)     0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     So why do I have this bag over my head?  Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and 
I'm going to give you a spy report!.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored 
bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is FARFIGNEWTONS, who swept up 25 places in the 
ranks.  Take a look at INK & STEEL X's act, as they have a 2-2-0 week and gain 22 
places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, 
I admit it's corny) is THIRSTY THUGS 711, who swept up 11 places in the ranks.  Take 
a look at HARVEST DAY's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 21 places in the team 
ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) 
is ORIOLE MADNESS, who swept up 41 places in the ranks.  Take a look at BEYOND THE 
GRAVE III's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 27 places in the team ranking.  
Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is 
THIRSTY THUGS 0409, who swept up 31 places in the ranks.  Take a look at LAMB OF 
GOD's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 34 places in the team ranking.  Rising 
in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is ROOKIE MAIDEN 
35, who swept up 36 places in the ranks.  What goes up, must come down.  Watch out 
DWES EG!  THIRSTY THUGS 722 may fall on you as it crushes past the teams below it to 
fall on the 44th spot.  Suffering under a 0-1-0 record and dropping from 20th to 45th 
place were the UNDERWORLD.  Keep trying!  Hey everybody, watch out for HELLBOUND, who 
flew up 35 points in the rankings after mashing RIDIN' THE WAVE like a melon.  Keep 
your eye on this beast.  And falling like a basher in the top ten was DEPRAVED, who 
dropped 19 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with FROSTFLESH.  
Well, if ya don't shows up at the laundromat, ya can'ts wash yer clothes.  JOB did 
not fight this week so his title was forfeit.  In front of all the crowds, BROOKLYN 
ZOO took the Duelmaster's crown for his own.  I give the bum two weeks.  Can you 
believe they are paying me 10 gold to deliver this stuff?   
     Here is other news that is of note.  Well dang howdy, but if challenges were 
votes, MIDORI would be president.  Although it may be a contest she doesn't want to 
win.   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  Ask not the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes 
and no.  Silly buggers, eh?   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  Well, there goes another Spy Report.  Good luck in 
next week's fights.  Its been real, and its been fun, but it hasn't been real 
fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BROOKLYN ZOO 47326            9   3  2 112         THIRSTY THUGS 711 (7952)  

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-NO SMOKING 625               17  10  4 127         RESTRICTIONS (117)        
-BRILLIANT 53377              13  14  1 112         LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007)      
 COCKROACH 47295               8   2  1 103         THIRSTY THUGS 705 (7946)  
 UNHOLY TERROR 32296          12   4    101         BEYOND THE GRAVE II (5331)
-TAIL 50089                   12   6    100         CAT SOUP (8423)           
-CARBOMB 47310                 8   0     97         THIRSTY THUGS 708 (7949)  
-YANG 53793                   17   9     95         ERATTA1 (9085)            
 BULVI 17301                  10   2     93         I AM SUCK (1359)          
 INNEY AUDI 5509               7   4     93         FARFIGNEWTONS (673)       
 COUNT ORLOK 32333             9   9  1  91         SILENT SCREAMS (5339)     
-CHAMELEON 47303               9   1     91         THIRSTY THUGS 707 (7948)  
 DEFUNCT 9222                  7   3     91         3 WIT WONDERS (1365)      

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FIGHTING ILLINI 41796        13  16  1  82         BIG TEN 3 (6980)          
 RUIN 46323                   11   4     80         LAMB OF GOD (7763)        
-SORA 50103                   11  11     78         MCPANTS (8425)            
 UNEXPECTED EDL 13192          8   9  1  78         ITS A FEATURE (1239)      
 BURKES CAFE 6800              7   6  1  77         ORIOLE MADNESS (967)      
 FLATLINER 642                16  20  2  76         HUNTING BUDDIES (118)     
-DARKONFYRE 3768               9   7     76         THE ORACLE (520)          
-BERMUDA ROSE 47356            5   4     76         THIRSTY THUGS 717 (7958)  
-HG 30999                      5   3     76         THIRSTY THUGS 0418 (5093) 
 BABY DOLL 47375              11   1  1  75         THIRSTY THUGS 721 (7962)  
 HOOKS IN YOU 43591           10   5     69         ROOKIE MAIDEN 35 (7311)   
 MIRED 46332                   8   8  1  69         IN SHINOLA (7765)         

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ATOMIC DOG 36664              3   2     67         MOTHERSHIP 2 (6053)       

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CYANO 4154                    7   7  1  65         AZURE SHIELD (575)        
 MIDORI 29089                  7   9     65         THIRSTY THUGS 0409 (4747) 
 BODY SHOT 47332               9   7  2  64         THIRSTY THUGS 713 (7954)  
 RUNNING FREE 43432            9   6     64         ROOKIE MAIDEN 3 (7279)    
 VULCAN 46313                  9  10  1  61         ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)     
 ATLANTIC SUN 47377            6   7     61         THIRSTY THUGS 722 (7963)  
 STYGIAN HAG 56568            10   5     60         FEAR FACTORY II (1017)    
-SUFFOCATION 23607             9  10     59         WAYS TO DIE (3768)        

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GRIM DEMISE 7357              7   5     55         ORIOLE MADNESS (967)      
-APOCOLYPSE 47384              6   1     55         THIRSTY THUGS 723 (7964)  
-SHADE 13273                   8   3     52         SUCKS TO BE YOU (1939)    
-AGONY GIGGLE 56593            7   4     51         CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)  
-FURIOUS GORE 4987             6   5  1  51         FARFIGNEWTONS (673)       
 HELLGUARD 49256               4   3     51         UNDERWORLD (8289)         
-ASH 53242                     6   8     50         TREES (8983)              
 BLACK RUSSIAN 41937           8   3     47         THIRSTY THUGS (7008)      
 TOLL ROADS 13269              4   7     47         WHY FLORIDA SUCKS (1938)  
 FROSTFLESH 23633              3   3     47         ALABASTER REIGN (3773)    
-CRYSTALLIZED 56401            3   3     42         COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)    
 THAI CHILI 56573              2   2  1  38         HARVEST DAY (6987)        
-BROCCOLI POTATO 17299         3   7     36         SOUPS (1916)              
-MASTER OF DOMAIN 33502        1   1     36         SEINFELD (5538)           
 HELLBOUND 43402               1   0     35         INK & STEEL X (7273)      

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ARCANE TORNADO 16749          4   1     31         THE MOTHERSHIP 9 (2547)   
 THE QUILLIAN 43403            1   2     31         INK & STEEL X (7273)      
 RENEGADE 43401                3   0     30         INK & STEEL X (7273)      
-JERRY 33506                   2   3     28         SEINFELDISM (5539)        
 HAMBURGER TRAIN 56605         2   1     28         CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)  
 DEPRAVED 56569                5   7     26         FEAR FACTORY II (1017)    
 SOLINARI 41826                2   3     26         MOONS OF KRYNN (6986)     
 FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE 56620       7   3     25         CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)  
 HIP WADERS 56642              6   1     25         IN SHINOLA (7765)         

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GEORGE PETERS 48777           1   1  1  22         MEDAL OF HONOR A5 (8202)  
 PAZUZU'S FUNHOUSE 56622       2   1     20         CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)  
 BERTOLET 15942                1   2  1  19         FARFIGNEWTONS (673)       
 SUN AND STEEL 43475           1   0     19         ROOKIE MAIDEN 12 (7288)   
-CAROLINA REAPER 56610         1   1     14         HARVEST DAY (6987)        
 MINDS EYE 43404               1   2     12         INK & STEEL X (7273)      
-LAID TO REST 56536            1   0     11         ELVES OF KRYNN (6984)     
 JOHN BULKELEY 41673           1   1      9         MEDAL OF HONOR 37 (6961)  
 ABSTRACT 5087                 1   1      9         PLEAS (678)               
-HORROR OF YIG 56623           1   0      9         GWAR (1021)               
 ONE MONKEY ARMY 23644         1   0      7         GORILLA WARFARE (3775)    
-TELLUS 56650                  0   1      7         ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)     
 NECROVIETNAMICON 23803        0   1      7         HOLIDAY IN HELL (3797)    
-QUEEN OF HARLOTS 40440        0   1      7         FEAR FACTORY 8 (6744)     
-SEPTA STRIKE 27681            0   1      7         STRIKE FORCE (4500)       
 KARINA 41740                  1   3      6         VICTORIAN (6969)          
 RIDIN' THE WAVE 861           0   5      5         HARD LIQUOR 2 (141)       
 BIG NEON GLITTER 40510        0   1      5         ROOKIE CULT 8 (6758)      
 ROBERT NETT 55588             1   1      4         MEDAL OF HONOR 26 (9408)  
-FOREST 50087                  0   1      1         MAGIC (8422)              

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DEEP FRIED TWIN 56671   3  1 1 CARNIVAL OF CHA 1019 GEORGE PETERS 48777   396   
CRAWDAD MCPINCH 39388  10 12 1 FEAR FACTORY IV 1020 BROOKLYN ZOO 47326    397   
WAR TOY 7167            2  4 0 GWAR 1021            UNEXPECTED EDL 13192  397   
RUSSELL DUNHAM 41596    1  1 0 MEDAL OF HONOR  6946 BERTOLET 15942        398   
MARGARITA 29449         5  2 1 THIRSTY THUGS 0 4807 SERGEANT 8 55403      395   
MASSACRE 40239          7  2 1 THIRSTY THUGS 5 6706 BURKES CAFE 6800      396   

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HELLGUARD was viciously subdued by MIDORI in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
COUNT ORLOK was demolished by BROOKLYN ZOO in a 1 minute one-sided Title melee.
UNHOLY TERROR vanquished HOBBS in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
COCKROACH overpowered MIRED in a 1 minute mismatched match.
RUIN devastated ATLANTIC SUN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BULVI devastated RUNNING FREE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
UNEXPECTED EDL viciously subdued STYGIAN HAG in a action packed 3 minute fight.
DEFUNCT vanquished VULCAN in a 1 minute uneven duel.
FLATLINER was defeated by BURKES CAFE in a popular 3 minute expert's duel.
INNEY AUDI overpowered FIGHTING ILLINI in a 1 minute uneven match.
BABY DOLL savagely defeated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a exciting 1 minute brutal fight.
BODY SHOT viciously subdued AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 2 minute brutal mismatched conflict.
HOOKS IN YOU demolished TOLL ROADS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided brawl.
DEPRAVED was overpowered by FROSTFLESH in a 1 minute bloody one-sided duel.
BLACK RUSSIAN won victory over SOLINARI in a 2 minute fray.
GRIM DEMISE overpowered GEORGE PETERS in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
THAI CHILI devastated THE QUILLIAN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HIP WADERS subdued MINDS EYE in a exciting 1 minute bout.
BERTOLET killed RUSSELL DUNHAM in a 1 minute fight.
FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE overcame JOHN BULKELEY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute competition.
RENEGADE overpowered CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
HAMBURGER TRAIN demolished KARINA in a 1 minute uneven bout.
ROBERT NETT was unbelievably bested by SUN AND STEEL in a 2 minute bloody fray.
RIDIN' THE WAVE was overpowered by HELLBOUND in a 1 minute one-sided match.
PAZUZU'S FUNHOUSE defeated NECROVIETNAMICON in a popular 1 minute novice's duel.
ABSTRACT won victory over BIG NEON GLITTER in a 1 minute novice's fight.
ONE MONKEY ARMY subdued EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute novice's melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      11         AIMED BLOW        46 -  35 -  1      57  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 10         SLASHING ATTACK   30 -  25 -  3      55  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   9         PARRY-LUNGE       15 -  13 -  2      54  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         LUNGING ATTACK    44 -  41 -  3      52  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         STRIKING ATTACK   31 -  32 -  2      49  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         TOTAL PARRY       13 -  19 -  0      41  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         WALL OF STEEL     10 -  18 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  12 -  0      14  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         BASHING ATTACK     1 -  24 -  0       4  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 398 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        5 -  0     AIMED BLOW         5 -  6         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  3     LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  5         3  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  4         2  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  BROOKLYN ZOO -18210         9   3  2  112 THIRSTY THUGS 711 (7952)
LUNGING ATTACK   COCKROACH -18241            8   2  1  103 THIRSTY THUGS 705 (7946)
AIMED BLOW       BULVI 17301                10   2  0   93 I AM SUCK (1359)
PARRY-LUNGE      HOOKS IN YOU -21945        10   5  0   69 ROOKIE MAIDEN 35 (7311)
TOTAL PARRY      HELLGUARD -16280            4   3  0   51 UNDERWORLD (8289)
WALL OF STEEL    BLACK RUSSIAN -23599        8   3  0   47 THIRSTY THUGS (7008)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is FLATLINER 642.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was UNEXPECTED EDL 13192.  The ten other most popular fighters were MIDORI 29089, 
STYGIAN HAG -8968, FLATLINER 642, BURKES CAFE 6800, BABY DOLL -18161, BODY SHOT 
-18204, BROOKLYN ZOO -18210, UNHOLY TERROR 32296, MINDS EYE -22132, and ROBERT NETT 
-9948.

The least popular fighter this week was BIG NEON GLITTER -25026.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were RIDIN' THE WAVE 861, KARINA -23796, THE QUILLIAN -22133, GEORGE 
PETERS -16759, DEPRAVED -8967, VULCAN -19223, RUNNING FREE -22104, MIRED -19204, 
HOBBS 4649, and NECROVIETNAMICON 23803.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

JOB (82--27446) WHY TRAVEL?

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                   CHARGING BUFFALO (11-5764) TRIBAL COUNCIL  (518) 
                        PHOTON (18-3292) MAD SCIENTISTS  (75) 
                     YOURBAGD FOREVER (47-6968) THE OPERA  (613) 
                    TERRY SEYMOUR (74-4284) MEDAL OF HONOR  (519) 
                             SHADIS (77-174) RESCUE  (48) 
                  VANNA WHITE (82-39213) SUAVE'S FINEST HOUR  (4264) 
                  BANALADAR (82-37977) SUPERIOR FORCES 5703  (6306) 
                    ANNIE DUKE (82-49334) HOUSE OF CARDS 3  (8302) 
                 SLICK BILLY (82-49457) POLITICALY INCORRECT  (8320) 
                    PRIVATE 28 (84-3780) MEDAL OF HONOR L2  (736) 
                    GIAN CHILD (84-8531) SUPE FORCES 1906  (1564) 
                    LEBRON LEAVING (84-15536) WHY I WORRY  (2744) 
                  FOREST MOON (84-20784) STORMY'S TROOPERS C  (3699) 
                     GRIMLOUNGE (84-25308) THE BLACK WIND  (4494) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes