DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/02/2015    Duedate: 05/15/2015

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 407

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BRILLIANT
LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007)
(82-53377) [17-16-1,117]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BRILLIANT                      THE QUILLIAN
LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007)           INK & STEEL X (7273)
(82-53377) [17-16-1,117]       (82-43403) [3-3-0,66]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

NECROTICA                      APOCOLYPSE
HOPEFULS (587)                 THIRSTY THUGS 723 (7964)
(82-4393) [18-23-1,98]         (82-47384) [9-2-0,65]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ARCANE TREASURES (7569)       33 
2. HARVEST DAY (6987)            26    THIRSTY THUGS 708 (7949)
3. THIRSTY THUGS 710 (7951)      24    Unchartered Team
4. CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)      21 
5. FEAR FACTORY 8 (6744)         20    WEATHER (1072)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 THIRSTY THUGS 708 (7949)  10   0  0 100.   1/ 8 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)  4  3 0
 2/ 2*WEATHER (1072)             5   0  0 100.   2/ 2 UNDERWORLD (8289)         3  0 0
 3- 3*DON'T OPEN THAT (1238)     3   0  1 100.   3/ 3 11405G (5522)             3  0 0
 4/ 5 11405G (5522)             14   2  0 87.5   4/ 4*TECH 9 (4949)             3  0 0
 5- 6*SUPERIOR HORDE 269T (723)  5   1  0 83.3   5/ 5*WEATHER (1072)            3  0 0
 6/ 7 THIRSTY THUGS 723 (7964)   9   2  0 81.8   6/ 0 ARCANE TREASURES (7569)   3  2 0
 7/ 4*1967 RAIDERS (1932)        8   2  0 80.0   7/ 1 WISH LIST 2007 (7839)     3  5 0
 8/ 9*TECH 9 (4949)              4   1  0 80.0   8/10 LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007)      2  0 0
 9/11 THIRSTY THUGS 710 (7951)  11   5  0 68.8   9/19 THIRSTY THUGS 708 (7949)  2  0 0
10/12 DISCORD (576)             12   6  0 66.7  10/20 THIRSTY THUGS 710 (7951)  2  0 0
11/13 THIRSTY THUGS (7008)      11   6  0 64.7  11/21 THIRSTY THUGS 723 (7964)  2  0 0
12/15 GIMMICK (3298)             9   5  1 64.3  12/29 MOONS OF KRYNN (6986)     2  0 0
13/ 0 ARCANE TREASURES (7569)   38  23  0 62.3  13/ 0 HARVEST DAY (6987)        2  0 0
14/16 UNDERWORLD (8289)          9   6  0 60.0  14/ 9*DRAWN TOGETHER (6991)     2  0 0
15/ 8*BRAIN FOOD 26 (6286)       3   2  0 60.0  15/23 SOUPS (1916)              2  0 0
16/14 R AND D (512)             13   9  0 59.1  16/46*FEAR FACTORY 8 (6744)     2  1 0
17/18 LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007)      25  20  1 55.6  17/15*BRAIN FOOD 26 (6286)      2  1 0
18-17 CAT SOUP (8423)           15  12  0 55.6  18/33 GIMMICK (3298)            2  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-19 THIRSTY THUGS 703 (7944)   7   6  1 53.8  19/34 IN SHINOLA (7765)         2  2 0
20/20 GWAR (1021)              147 129 10 53.3  20/35 FEAR FACTORY II (1017)    2  2 0
21/23 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)  47  46  2 50.5  21/ 7 GWAR (1021)               2  2 0
22/28 SOUPS (1916)               9   9  0 50.0  22-18*DON'T OPEN THAT (1238)    1  0 1
23-24*IFIWASUGIRLFRIEND! (5820)  6   6  0 50.0  23/ 0 WENSINWASIN 728 (4605)    1  0 0
24/ 0*ANARCHY (1237)             1   1  0 50.0  24-26*SUPERIOR HORDE 269T (723) 1  0 0
25/22 WISH LIST 2007 (7839)     27  28  0 49.1  25-13 DIRECTION (9087)          1  1 0
26-25 ERATTA1 (9085)            40  42  2 48.8  26-32 MCPANTS (8425)            1  1 0
27-27 MCPANTS (8425)            16  18  0 47.1  27-14 THIRSTY THUGS 703 (7944)  1  1 0
28-29 DIRECTION (9087)           7   8  0 46.7  28/30 THIRSTY THUGS (7008)      1  1 0
29/21*INK & STEEL X (7273)      11  13  0 45.8  29/24*1967 RAIDERS (1932)       1  1 0
30/32 IN SHINOLA (7765)         21  25  1 45.7  30/25 LAMENTATION (1361)        1  1 0
31/26 ORIOLE MADNESS (967)      26  31  1 45.6  31/28 R AND D (512)             1  1 0
32/33 TWO TIMERS (371)          25  33  0 43.1  32/56 DISCORD (576)             1  1 0
33/30 LAMENTATION (1361)         6   8  0 42.9  33- 6*IFIWASUGIRLFRIEND! (5820) 1  2 0
34/36*DRAWN TOGETHER (6991)      8  11  1 42.1  34-17 BLOODHAMMER CLAN (3703)   1  2 0
35/34 FEAR FACTORY II (1017)    56  78  6 41.8  35/16 TWO TIMERS (371)          1  2 0
36/ 0 HOPEFULS (587)           117 167  9 41.2  36-37 ERATTA1 (9085)            1  4 0
37/ 0 WENSINWASIN 728 (4605)     9  13  0 40.9  37/11*INK & STEEL X (7273)      1  4 0
38-35 BLOODHAMMER CLAN (3703)   14  22  1 38.9  38/42 BORN 2 ROLL (5857)        1  5 0
39-37 INQUISITION 0303 (3011)    5   8  0 38.5  39/12 ORIOLE MADNESS (967)      0  3 0
40/ 0 ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)     17  29  3 37.0  40-31*NATURAL (8977)            0  2 0
41/ 0 HARVEST DAY (6987)        12  27  1 30.8  41/49*THIRSTY THUGS 702 (7943)  0  2 0
42-40*NATURAL (8977)             2   5  0 28.6  42/45 STAFF OF MAGIUS (6985)    0  2 0
43/43 MOONS OF KRYNN (6986)      9  23  0 28.1  43/ 0 ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)     0  1 0
44/44 BORN 2 ROLL (5857)         5  14  0 26.3  44-50*MAGIC (8422)              0  1 0
45/49*FEAR FACTORY 8 (6744)      3  10  0 23.1  45-44 CAT SOUP (8423)           0  1 0
46/48 STAFF OF MAGIUS (6985)     2  17  0 10.5  46-54 INQUISITION 0303 (3011)   0  1 0
47/54*THIRSTY THUGS 702 (7943)   0   4  0  0.0  47/ 0*ANARCHY (1237)            0  1 0
48-55*MAGIC (8422)               0   2  0  0.0  48/ 0 HOPEFULS (587)            0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  Say good-bye 
to WISH LIST 2007, as they are pushed from the coveted top team spot by the CARNIVAL 
OF CHAOS stable.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit 
it's corny) is MOONS OF KRYNN, who swept up 17 places in the ranks.  Take a look at 
FEAR FACTORY 8's act, as they have a 2-0-0 week and gain 30 places in the team 
ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) 
is GIMMICK, who swept up 15 places in the ranks.  Take a look at IN SHINOLA's act, as 
they have a 1-1-0 week and gain 15 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks 
like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is FEAR FACTORY II, who swept 
up 15 places in the ranks.  What goes up, must come down.  Watch out DWES EG!  GWAR 
may fall on you as it crushes past the teams below it to fall on the 21st spot.  Take 
a look at DISCORD's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 24 places in the team 
ranking.  A seasoned team is steady in the lists.  But to TWO TIMERS, which fell to 
35th, it's what you soak in before going to the Dark Arena.  Suffering under a 1-4-0 
record and dropping from 11th to 37th place were the INK & STEEL X.  Keep trying!  A 
seasoned team is steady in the lists.  But to ORIOLE MADNESS, which fell to 39th, 
it's what you soak in before going to the Dark Arena.  Hey everybody, watch out for 
BURNING, who flew up 24 points in the rankings after mashing BURKES CAFE like a 
melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  And falling like a basher in the top ten was 
BURKES CAFE, who dropped 19 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with 
BURNING.  In front of all the crowds, BRILLIANT took the Duelmaster's crown for hers 
own.  I give the bum two weeks.  4 out of 5 gladiators surveyed protect the body, so 
try and avoid aiming at that location.   
     Here is other news that is of note.  Did you hear that THIRSTY THUGS 708 was 
most avoided team this week?  Well, knowing the personal hygiene of THIRSTY THUGS 
708's warriors, I'm not surprised!  Okay, so I may not be funny, but catch WISH LIST 
2007's act in the arena.  Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft at running from 
THIRSTY THUGS 708.   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  Ask not the elves for counsel, 
for they will say both yes and no.  Silly buggers, eh?   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  Well, there goes another Spy Report.  Good luck in 
next week's fights.  And remember, you can pick your friends and you can pick 
your--(loud boos), oh, you've heard that one already!-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BRILLIANT 53377              17  16  1 117         LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007)      

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CARBOMB 47310                10   0    110         THIRSTY THUGS 708 (7949)  
 RED MONICA 28272              9  13    110         WENSINWASIN 728 (4605)    
 NECROTICA 4393               18  23  1  98         HOPEFULS (587)            
 TOY HORSEY 45013             13   5     98         ARCANE TREASURES (7569)   
-OLD FLAME 56144              13   4     97         WISH LIST 2007 (7839)     
-SORA 50103                   14  15     92         MCPANTS (8425)            
 BURNING 47320                11   5     91         THIRSTY THUGS 710 (7951)  

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TAIL 50089                   15   9     90         CAT SOUP (8423)           
-WARDRA 56471                  8   2     80         BLOODHAMMER CLAN (3703)   
 RUNE ESSENCE 45012            9   6     74         ARCANE TREASURES (7569)   
 HELLGUARD 49256               9   6     73         UNDERWORLD (8289)         
-GUTTMANN 56397                7   6  1  73         THIRSTY THUGS 703 (7944)  
 BURKES CAFE 6800              9   7  1  69         ORIOLE MADNESS (967)      
 BLACK RUSSIAN 41937          11   6     68         THIRSTY THUGS (7008)      
 DANIEL 4163                  11   4     67         DISCORD (576)             

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MIRED 46332                  11  12  1  66         IN SHINOLA (7765)         
 BROCCOLI POTATO 17299         5   7     66         SOUPS (1916)              
 HAMBURGER TRAIN 56605         5   4     66         CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)  
 THE QUILLIAN 43403            3   3     66         INK & STEEL X (7273)      
 APOCOLYPSE 47384              9   2     65         THIRSTY THUGS 723 (7964)  
 THAI CHILI 56573              4   2  1  63         HARVEST DAY (6987)        
 AGONY GIGGLE 56593           12   6     60         CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)  

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SIBERIAN 19453                5   8     53         INQUISITION 0303 (3011)   
 SEGAM 3723                    6   6     52         R AND D (512)             
 3 WIT 21005                   9   5  1  51         GIMMICK (3298)            
 STYGIAN HAG 56568            13   9     50         FEAR FACTORY II (1017)    
 SIN SIN NATTY 39836           5  12     49         GWAR (1021)               
 HORROR OF YIG 56623           5   1     48         GWAR (1021)               
 KOR 9202                      4   6     48         LAMENTATION (1361)        
 DEPRAVED 56569                7  12     46         FEAR FACTORY II (1017)    
 CANIFIS CANNABIS 56561        5   2     45         ARCANE TREASURES (7569)   
-DOUKNOWWHATIMSAYN 35329       4   2     45         IFIWASUGIRLFRIEND! (5820) 
 SOLINARI 41826                4   6     45         MOONS OF KRYNN (6986)     
-EAST 53804                    7   8     44         DIRECTION (9087)          
-THE FADED LINE 56673          4   0  1  44         DRAWN TOGETHER (6991)     
 HELLBOUND 43402               3   1     44         INK & STEEL X (7273)      
 UH-OH 2630                    4   3     41         TWO TIMERS (371)          
 FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE 56620      10   7     40         CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)  
 C 33421                       5   0     36         11405G (5522)             
 RENEGADE 43401                4   1     35         INK & STEEL X (7273)      

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FOG 7489                      5   0     34         WEATHER (1072)            

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 * GEORGE BLANDA 13241         3   1     33         1967 RAIDERS (1932)       
 HIP WADERS 56642              9   5     32         IN SHINOLA (7765)         
 ELVIS PRESLEY 35555           3   6     31         BORN 2 ROLL (5857)        
 QUEEN OF HARLOTS 40440        2   1     31         FEAR FACTORY 8 (6744)     
 TELLUS 56650                  2   2     30         ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)     
 CAROLINA REAPER 56610         2   2     30         HARVEST DAY (6987)        
-BULLOCKS 53209                2   5     30         NATURAL (8977)            
-SOMEBODYWASME! 35328          2   2     29         IFIWASUGIRLFRIEND! (5820) 
-CAN OF WHOOP-ASS 8518         3   0  1  27         DON'T OPEN THAT (1238)    
 D 30196                       4   1     25         TECH 9 (4949)             

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PARTY HAT 56250               6   4     22         ARCANE TREASURES (7569)   
-MARBLE 5337                   3   1     20         SUPERIOR HORDE 269T (723) 
 CHAINSAW JUGGLER 56761        1   0     17         CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)  
 VEIL OF DECEPTION 56697       2   0     16         DRAWN TOGETHER (6991)     
 HIGH DECIBELS 56699           1   1     15         BORN 2 ROLL (5857)        
 CRYONIC SHOCK 47281           0   4     12         THIRSTY THUGS 702 (7943)  
 B 37873                       3   2     11         BRAIN FOOD 26 (6286)      
 POISON THE WELL 56791         1   2     11         FEAR FACTORY 8 (6744)     
 PVEATHRFALL 56626             0   5      9         STAFF OF MAGIUS (6985)    
 MINDS EYE 43404               1   4      7         INK & STEEL X (7273)      
 ROOM FETCHER 56693            1   2      5         BORN 2 ROLL (5857)        
-FOREST 50087                  0   2      4         MAGIC (8422)              
 WORD OF CHAOS 8515            0   1      1         ANARCHY (1237)            

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SALMON 56760            0  1 0 ARCANE TREASURE 7569 ARENAMASTER           407  NONE
RISEA 56592             1  1 1 BLOODHAMMER CLA 3703 CAN OF WHOOP-ASS 8518 406   
CRYSTALLIZED 56401      3  5 0 COLLEGE RADIO 3 5444 THE FADED LINE 56673  404   
STEEL GRINDER 56815     0  1 0 INK & STEEL X 7273   SPYMASTER             407  NONE
SLAP HIT 56820          0  1 0 ORIOLE MADNESS 967   SPYMASTER             407  NONE
OFF THE LIST 1 56825    0  1 0 WISH LIST 2007 7839  HIGH ELF              407  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

STEEL GRINDER was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SLAP HIT was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
OFF THE LIST 1 was easily killed by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match.
SALMON was slaughtered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
TEMPE TC! was bested by BRILLIANT in a 2 minute veteran's Title fight.
CARBOMB subdued NECROTICA in a 2 minute gruesome master's competition.
TOY HORSEY was defeated by RED MONICA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute veteran's struggle.
HAMBURGER TRAIN was overcome by HELLGUARD in a action packed 5 minute fight.
BURKES CAFE was vanquished by BURNING in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven duel.
APOCOLYPSE viciously subdued UH-OH in a popular 3 minute gory duel.
MIRED overpowered ELVIS PRESLEY in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
RUNE ESSENCE overpowered STYGIAN HAG in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
HELLBOUND was devastated by BROCCOLI POTATO in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
BLACK RUSSIAN viciously subdued FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE in a 2 minute bloody bout.
DANIEL viciously subdued SIN SIN NATTY in a popular 6 minute bloody expert's fight.
SEGAM was vanquished by THE QUILLIAN in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
AGONY GIGGLE viciously subdued * GEORGE BLANDA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brawl.
THAI CHILI overpowered KOR in a 1 minute one-sided match.
3 WIT beat RENEGADE in a 2 minute match.
HORROR OF YIG overpowered THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute mismatched conflict.
SOLINARI overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
HIP WADERS was demolished by CANIFIS CANNABIS in a 1 minute uneven bout.
FOG won victory over TELLUS in a 2 minute brutal amateur vs. veteran upset fray.
C overpowered CRYONIC SHOCK in a 1 minute uneven fight.
DEPRAVED beat DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
QUEEN OF HARLOTS overpowered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
PVEATHRFALL was vanquished by HIGH DECIBELS in a 1 minute uneven bout.
VEIL OF DECEPTION overcame ROOM FETCHER in a 4 minute bout.
PARTY HAT unbelievably bested MINDS EYE in a 2 minute bloody bout.
CAROLINA REAPER vanquished OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
D defeated RIPKEN in a 2 minute gory beginner's duel.
POISON THE WELL overpowered WORD OF CHAOS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
B was savagely defeated by CHAINSAW JUGGLER in a popular 2 minute novice's bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                 12         TOTAL PARRY       23 -  15 -  0      61  |
|AIMED BLOW                      10         BASHING ATTACK    23 -  19 -  0      55  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   9         WALL OF STEEL     27 -  26 -  0      51  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -   9 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         PARRY-RIPOSTE     10 -  11 -  0      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         STRIKING ATTACK   25 -  31 -  0      45  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         SLASHING ATTACK   24 -  31 -  1      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         AIMED BLOW        39 -  57 -  2      41  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         LUNGING ATTACK    40 -  73 -  4      35  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   7 -  0      13  |

Turn 407 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        4 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  2     LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  6         2  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    8 -  4     AIMED BLOW         3 -  7         2  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  3         2  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   BRILLIANT -12159           17  16  1  117 LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007)
SLASHING ATTACK  CARBOMB -18226             10   0  0  110 THIRSTY THUGS 708 (7949)
TOTAL PARRY      HELLGUARD -16280            9   6  0   73 UNDERWORLD (8289)
WALL OF STEEL    BLACK RUSSIAN -23599       11   6  0   68 THIRSTY THUGS (7008)
STRIKING ATTACK  THAI CHILI -8963            4   2  1   63 HARVEST DAY (6987)
AIMED BLOW       AGONY GIGGLE -8943         12   6  0   60 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)
BASHING ATTACK   C -32115                    5   0  0   36 11405G (5522)
PARRY-LUNGE      RENEGADE -22135             4   1  0   35 INK & STEEL X (7273)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is NECROTICA 4393.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was APOCOLYPSE -18152.  The ten other most popular fighters were DANIEL 4163, AGONY 
GIGGLE -8943, HAMBURGER TRAIN -8931, CHAINSAW JUGGLER -8775, CARBOMB -18226, BLACK 
RUSSIAN -23599, 3 WIT 21005, TELLUS -8886, DEPRAVED -8967, and BRILLIANT -12159.

The least popular fighter this week was WORD OF CHAOS 8515.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were VEIL OF DECEPTION -8839, PVEATHRFALL -8910, CRYONIC SHOCK 
-18255, HIP WADERS -8894, KOR 9202, SEGAM 3723, HELLGUARD -16280, SALMON -8776, OFF 
THE LIST 1 -8711, and SLAP HIT -8716.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

TEMPE TC! (82--18828) WISH LIST 2007