DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/30/2015    Duedate: 06/12/2015

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 409

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

RED MONICA
WENSINWASIN 728 (4605)
(82-28272) [11-13-0,132]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

RED MONICA                     QUEEN OF HARLOTS
WENSINWASIN 728 (4605)         FEAR FACTORY 8 (6744)
(82-28272) [11-13-0,132]       (82-40440) [3-1-0,54]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

RED MONICA                     RED MONICA
WENSINWASIN 728 (4605)         WENSINWASIN 728 (4605)
(82-28272) [11-13-0,132]       (82-28272) [11-13-0,132]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. HARVEST DAY (6987)            30 
2. FEAR FACTORY 8 (6744)         18    THIRSTY THUGS 708 (7949)
3. FEAR FACTORY II (1017)        16    Unchartered Team
4. GWAR (1021)                   15 
5. ARCANE TREASURES (7569)       13    WEATHER (1072)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 3 THIRSTY THUGS 708 (7949)  11   1  0 91.7   1/ 6 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)  6  5 0
 2/ 1*WEATHER (1072)             6   1  0 85.7   2/ 4 FEAR FACTORY II (1017)    5  1 0
 3/ 5 11405G (5522)             15   3  0 83.3   3/11 HARVEST DAY (6987)        4  0 0
 4/ 6 1967 RAIDERS (1932)       10   2  0 83.3   4/25 IN SHINOLA (7765)         4  2 0
 5- 7 THIRSTY THUGS 723 (7964)   9   3  0 75.0   5/ 5 ARCANE TREASURES (7569)   4  4 0
 6/ 2*DON'T OPEN THAT (1238)     3   1  1 75.0   6/10 MOONS OF KRYNN (6986)     3  0 0
 7/ 4*TECH 9 (4949)              5   2  0 71.4   7/13 WENSINWASIN 728 (4605)    3  0 0
 8- 8 THIRSTY THUGS 710 (7951)  11   5  0 68.8   8/12*FEAR FACTORY 8 (6744)     3  1 0
 9- 9 DISCORD (576)             13   6  0 68.4   9- 8 ALLERGY (7866)            2  0 0
10/13 R AND D (512)             15   9  0 62.5  10/29 DRAWN TOGETHER (6991)     2  0 0
11-12 THIRSTY THUGS (7008)      11   7  0 61.1  11-24 DISCORD (576)             2  0 0
12/11 ARCANE TREASURES (7569)   39  25  0 60.9  12/15 THIRSTY THUGS 708 (7949)  2  1 0
13-15 CAT SOUP (8423)           16  12  0 57.1  13/19 11405G (5522)             2  1 0
14/10*BRAIN FOOD 26 (6286)       4   3  0 57.1  14/ 1*TECH 9 (4949)             2  1 0
15/14 GIMMICK (3298)             9   7  1 56.2  15/21 1967 RAIDERS (1932)       2  1 0
16-17 LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007)      25  21  1 54.3  16/ 2 SOUPS (1916)              2  1 0
17/19 GWAR (1021)              148 131 10 53.0  17/22 LAMENTATION (1361)        2  1 0
18/16 UNDERWORLD (8289)          9   8  0 52.9  18/ 3*WEATHER (1072)            2  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/21 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)  51  49  2 51.0  19/23 R AND D (512)             2  1 0
20/20 SOUPS (1916)              10  10  0 50.0  20/37 GWAR (1021)               2  3 0
21/27 LAMENTATION (1361)         8   8  0 50.0  21/40 BORN 2 ROLL (5857)        2  4 0
22-22*ANARCHY (1237)             1   1  0 50.0  22-27*INK & STEEL X (7273)      2  6 0
23-23 WISH LIST 2007 (7839)     27  28  0 49.1  23- 7 MCPANTS (8425)            1  0 0
24-24 ERATTA1 (9085)            41  43  3 48.8  24- 9 THIRSTY THUGS 710 (7951)  1  0 0
25-25 MCPANTS (8425)            17  18  0 48.6  25-30 CAT SOUP (8423)           1  0 0
26/29 IN SHINOLA (7765)         24  26  1 48.0  26-39 ERATTA1 (9085)            1  1 1
27-28 ALLERGY (7866)            28  33  0 45.9  27-14 LIGHT WEIGHTS (9007)      1  1 0
28/33 WENSINWASIN 728 (4605)    11  13  0 45.8  28-16 THIRSTY THUGS 723 (7964)  1  1 0
29-30 ORIOLE MADNESS (967)      27  32  1 45.8  29-35 THIRSTY THUGS (7008)      1  1 0
30-31 RESTRICTIONS (117)        97 115  5 45.8  30/31 INQUISITION 0303 (3011)   1  1 0
31/38 DRAWN TOGETHER (6991)      9  11  1 45.0  31-32*PLEAS (678)               1  1 0
32-32*INK & STEEL X (7273)      12  15  0 44.4  32-33 HOPEFULS (587)            1  1 0
33/35 FEAR FACTORY II (1017)    60  78  6 43.5  33/34*THIRSTY THUGS 702 (7943)  1  2 0
34-36 LEGAL ACTIONS (1742)      52  70  2 42.6  34/17 UNDERWORLD (8289)         1  2 0
35/37 TWO TIMERS (371)          25  35  0 41.7  35/18*BRAIN FOOD 26 (6286)      1  2 0
36-39 HOPEFULS (587)           118 167  9 41.4  36/20 GIMMICK (3298)            1  2 0
37/34 INQUISITION 0303 (3011)    6   9  0 40.0  37-38 ORIOLE MADNESS (967)      1  4 0
38/41 ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)     17  30  3 36.2  38/43 STAFF OF MAGIUS (6985)    0  3 0
39/42 HARVEST DAY (6987)        14  27  1 34.1  39/41 TWO TIMERS (371)          0  3 0
40/43 MOONS OF KRYNN (6986)     11  23  0 32.4  40/45 ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)     0  2 0
41/45 BORN 2 ROLL (5857)         6  16  0 27.3  41-26 WISH LIST 2007 (7839)     0  2 0
42-44*PLEAS (678)                3   8  0 27.3  42-42*NATURAL (8977)            0  1 0
43/47*FEAR FACTORY 8 (6744)      4  11  0 26.7  43-47 LEGAL ACTIONS (1742)      0  1 0
44-46*NATURAL (8977)             2   6  0 25.0  44-48*ANARCHY (1237)            0  1 0
45/48*THIRSTY THUGS 702 (7943)   1   5  0 16.7  45/28*DON'T OPEN THAT (1238)    0  1 0
46/49 STAFF OF MAGIUS (6985)     2  19  0  9.5  46-49 RESTRICTIONS (117)        0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Thankyouthankyou.  It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in DWES 
EG.  Hope you enjoy the show.  Oh, who am I kidding?  I already got paid!  We now 
have a new top team for all of you guys to dogpile on.  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS now holds 
the crown and they are betting they can keep it.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of 
armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is IN SHINOLA, who swept up 21 places in the 
ranks.  Take a look at DRAWN TOGETHER's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 19 
places in the team ranking.  Suffering under a 0-1-0 record and dropping from 1st to 
14th place were the TECH 9.  Keep trying!  A seasoned team is steady in the lists.  
But to SOUPS, which fell to 16th, it's what you soak in before going to the Dark 
Arena.  What goes up, must come down.  Watch out DWES EG!  WEATHER may fall on you as 
it crushes past the teams below it to fall on the 18th spot.  Rising in the ranks 
like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is GWAR, who swept up 17 
places in the ranks.  Take a look at BORN 2 ROLL's act, as they have a 1-2-0 week and 
gain 19 places in the team ranking.  A seasoned team is steady in the lists.  But to 
UNDERWORLD, which fell to 34th, it's what you soak in before going to the Dark Arena. 
Suffering under a 0-1-0 record and dropping from 18th to 35th place were the BRAIN 
FOOD 26.  Keep trying!  What goes up, must come down.  Watch out DWES EG!  GIMMICK 
may fall on you as it crushes past the teams below it to fall on the 36th spot.  A 
seasoned team is steady in the lists.  But to DON'T OPEN THAT, which fell to 45th, 
it's what you soak in before going to the Dark Arena.  It looks like the guys(?) at 
CARNIVAL OF CHAOS had a good week as they went 3-1-0 to put them in 1st place.  I 
guess steroids help!  Hey everybody, watch out for QUEEN OF HARLOTS, who flew up 23 
points in the rankings after mashing 3 WIT like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  
Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands.  BROCCOLI POTATO was 
overcame by THAI CHILI and drops 13 points.  Well, everybody's pal RED MONICA moved 
hers record to 11-13-0 by defeating TOY HORSEY in the Duelmaster's Title Bout and 
gaining 11 recognition points.  4 out of 5 gladiators surveyed protect the body, so 
try and avoid aiming at that location.   
     Here is other news that is of note.  Well just about everybody wants a piece of 
CARBOMB, who was this week's most challenged warrior.   
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  This week 5-13-0 SIN SIN NATTY was sent to 
the Dark Arena.  I know a lot of fighters with similar records who might take notice 
of this.  Ask not the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and no.  Silly 
buggers, eh?   
     Well, there's the manager of the DWES EG giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  Okay, so I may not be the world's 
best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  Its been real, 
and its been fun, but it hasn't been real fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RED MONICA 28272             11  13    132         WENSINWASIN 728 (4605)    

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CARBOMB 47310                11   1    103         THIRSTY THUGS 708 (7949)  
-SORA 50103                   15  15     99         MCPANTS (8425)            
 TOY HORSEY 45013             13   6     99         ARCANE TREASURES (7569)   
-TAIL 50089                   16   9     93         CAT SOUP (8423)           
-BURNING 47320                11   5     91         THIRSTY THUGS 710 (7951)  

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RUNE ESSENCE 45012           10   6     85         ARCANE TREASURES (7569)   
-DANIEL 4163                  12   4     83         DISCORD (576)             
 MIRED 46332                  13  12  1  82         IN SHINOLA (7765)         
-THE QUILLIAN 43403            4   3     81         INK & STEEL X (7273)      
 THAI CHILI 56573              5   2  1  78         HARVEST DAY (6987)        
-FISH 46869                   10   8     77         ALLERGY (7866)            
 HELLGUARD 49256               9   8     69         UNDERWORLD (8289)         
 SEGAM 3723                    8   6     69         R AND D (512)             

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-APOCOLYPSE 47384              9   3     66         THIRSTY THUGS 723 (7964)  
-PEANUTS 46871                 7  11     65         ALLERGY (7866)            
-BLACK RUSSIAN 41937          11   7     64         THIRSTY THUGS (7008)      
 HAMBURGER TRAIN 56605         6   5     61         CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)  
 STYGIAN HAG 56568            15   9     60         FEAR FACTORY II (1017)    
 KOR 9202                      6   6     59         LAMENTATION (1361)        
 SOLINARI 41826                6   6     59         MOONS OF KRYNN (6986)     
 DEPRAVED 56569                9  12     58         FEAR FACTORY II (1017)    
 BROCCOLI POTATO 17299         6   8     58         SOUPS (1916)              
 HORROR OF YIG 56623           6   2     58         GWAR (1021)               
 SIBERIAN 19453                6   9     57         INQUISITION 0303 (3011)   

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BURKES CAFE 6800              9   8  1  56         ORIOLE MADNESS (967)      
 QUEEN OF HARLOTS 40440        3   1     54         FEAR FACTORY 8 (6744)     
 3 WIT 21005                   9   7  1  51         GIMMICK (3298)            
-ADROIT 11962                  9  16  1  50         LEGAL ACTIONS (1742)      
 AGONY GIGGLE 56593           13   7     49         CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)  
 C 33421                       6   1     46         11405G (5522)             
 CANIFIS CANNABIS 56561        5   3     46         ARCANE TREASURES (7569)   
 CAROLINA REAPER 56610         3   2     45         HARVEST DAY (6987)        
 FOG 7489                      6   1     44         WEATHER (1072)            
 * GEORGE BLANDA 13241         5   1     44         1967 RAIDERS (1932)       
-HELLBOUND 43402               3   1     44         INK & STEEL X (7273)      
 D 30196                       5   2     42         TECH 9 (4949)             
 FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE 56620      11   8     41         CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)  
 HIP WADERS 56642             10   6     37         IN SHINOLA (7765)         

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-RENEGADE 43401                4   2     33         INK & STEEL X (7273)      

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 UH-OH 2630                    4   5     33         TWO TIMERS (371)          
 TELLUS 56650                  2   3     32         ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)     
-ABSURD 5086                   0   6     32         PLEAS (678)               
 ELVIS PRESLEY 35555           3   7     30         BORN 2 ROLL (5857)        
-BULLOCKS 53209                2   6     30         NATURAL (8977)            
 CAN OF WHOOP-ASS 8518         3   1  1  29         DON'T OPEN THAT (1238)    
-ABSTRACT 5087                 2   1     28         PLEAS (678)               
 CRYONIC SHOCK 47281           1   5     28         THIRSTY THUGS 702 (7943)  
 VEIL OF DECEPTION 56697       3   0     26         DRAWN TOGETHER (6991)     

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHAINSAW JUGGLER 56761        2   0     23         CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)  
-PARTY HAT 56250               6   4     22         ARCANE TREASURES (7569)   
 ROOM FETCHER 56693            2   2     19         BORN 2 ROLL (5857)        
 B 37873                       4   3     17         BRAIN FOOD 26 (6286)      
-005 56863                     1   0  1  11         ERATTA1 (9085)            
 PVEATHRFALL 56626             0   7     11         STAFF OF MAGIUS (6985)    
-MINDS EYE 43404               1   5      8         INK & STEEL X (7273)      
-HBP 56769                     0   1      7         RESTRICTIONS (117)        
 POISON THE WELL 56791         1   3      6         FEAR FACTORY 8 (6744)     
 HIGH DECIBELS 56699           1   2      6         BORN 2 ROLL (5857)        
-WORD OF CHAOS 8515            0   1      1         ANARCHY (1237)            

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
RISEA 56592             1  1 1 BLOODHAMMER CLA 3703 CAN OF WHOOP-ASS 8518 406   
SIN SIN NATTY 39836     5 13 0 GWAR 1021            WURM KIN              409  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SIN SIN NATTY was butchered by WURM KIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
RED MONICA savagely defeated TOY HORSEY in a popular 3 minute veteran's Title melee.
CARBOMB devastated M. CHARDINEE in a popular 2 minute one-sided contest.
RUNE ESSENCE demolished HAMBURGER TRAIN in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
MIRED viciously subdued HELLGUARD in a exciting 2 minute bloody master's fight.
BROCCOLI POTATO was handily defeated by THAI CHILI in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SIBERIAN was unbelievably bested by HORROR OF YIG in a 2 minute duel.
SEGAM savagely defeated CANIFIS CANNABIS in a action packed 1 minute gory duel.
DEPRAVED defeated FOG in a 2 minute gruesome match.
STYGIAN HAG savagely defeated D in a exciting 2 minute brutal fight.
FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE bested CRYONIC SHOCK in a 2 minute bloody conflict.
SOLINARI savagely defeated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory match.
AGONY GIGGLE viciously subdued CAN OF WHOOP-ASS in a 2 minute gory conflict.
UH-OH was viciously subdued by * GEORGE BLANDA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
KOR handily defeated ELVIS PRESLEY in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
C bested TELLUS in a popular 2 minute brutal brawl.
3 WIT was demolished by QUEEN OF HARLOTS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
HIP WADERS savagely defeated B in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody fight.
CAROLINA REAPER devastated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
PVEATHRFALL was vanquished by ROOM FETCHER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
VEIL OF DECEPTION vanquished HIGH DECIBELS in a 5 minute mismatched fray.
CHAINSAW JUGGLER overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
POISON THE WELL was defeated by VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       9         TOTAL PARRY       25 -  17 -  0      60  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  8         BASHING ATTACK    26 -  24 -  0      52  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         SLASHING ATTACK   32 -  30 -  0      52  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -   9 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         AIMED BLOW        45 -  53 -  2      46  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         WALL OF STEEL     22 -  27 -  0      45  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         STRIKING ATTACK   20 -  31 -  0      39  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         LUNGING ATTACK    37 -  69 -  4      35  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  10 -  0      29  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   8 -  0      20  |

Turn 409 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  4         4  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         7 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  4         2  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  4         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  CARBOMB -18226             11   1  0  103 THIRSTY THUGS 708 (7949)
LUNGING ATTACK   TOY HORSEY -20523          13   6  0   99 ARCANE TREASURES (7569)
STRIKING ATTACK  THAI CHILI -8963            5   2  1   78 HARVEST DAY (6987)
TOTAL PARRY      HELLGUARD -16280            9   8  0   69 UNDERWORLD (8289)
WALL OF STEEL    HAMBURGER TRAIN -8931       6   5  0   61 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)
AIMED BLOW       STYGIAN HAG -8968          15   9  0   60 FEAR FACTORY II (1017)
BASHING ATTACK   C -32115                    6   1  0   46 11405G (5522)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is RED MONICA 28272.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was RED MONICA 28272.  The ten other most popular fighters were MIRED -19204, 
TELLUS -8886, TOY HORSEY -20523, STYGIAN HAG -8968, CARBOMB -18226, C -32115, HIP 
WADERS -8894, THAI CHILI -8963, CRYONIC SHOCK -18255, and SOLINARI -23710.

The least popular fighter this week was HIGH DECIBELS -8837.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were VEIL OF DECEPTION -8839, 3 WIT 21005, ELVIS PRESLEY -29981, CAN 
OF WHOOP-ASS 8518, HAMBURGER TRAIN -8931, SIN SIN NATTY -25700, CHAINSAW JUGGLER 
-8775, PVEATHRFALL -8910, UH-OH 2630, and FOG 7489.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

TOY HORSEY (82--20523) ARCANE TREASURES

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.