DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/31/2015    Duedate: 11/13/2015

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 420

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

AMEX
CREDIT COUNTS (6507)
(82-39108) [9-4-0,113]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

AMEX                           FLOYD-O-MINE-TAILS
CREDIT COUNTS (6507)           ARCANE PUNISHMENT (6320)
(82-39108) [9-4-0,113]         (82-38059) [3-3-0,65]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

STYGIAN HAG                    STYGIAN HAG
FEAR FACTORY II (1017)         FEAR FACTORY II (1017)
(82-56568) [20-15-0,92]        (82-56568) [20-15-0,92]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

ALLERGY (7866)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)      29 
2. RESTRICTIONS (117)            18    CREDIT COUNTS (6507)
3. SUPE FORCES 7603 (7526)       15    Unchartered Team
4. SUPERIOR FORCES 5705 (6304)   11 
5. GWAR (1021)                   11    ARCANE PUNISHMENT (6320)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*NOBLE LAUREATE (4502)      2   0  0 100.   1- 1*QUEER AS FOLK (4505)      4  0 1
 2- 2 1967 RAIDERS (1932)       18   3  0 85.7   2/ 3 ALLERGY (7866)            4  2 0
 3- 3 11405G (5522)             19   8  0 70.4   3- 4 INK & STEEL X (7273)      4  2 0
 4/ 4 CREDIT COUNTS (6507)       9   4  0 69.2   4/12 STAFF OF MAGIUS (6985)    3  0 0
 5- 5*QUEER AS FOLK (4505)       6   3  1 66.7   5- 7 COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)    3  0 0
 6- 7 ARCANE TREASURES (7569)   47  29  0 61.8   6/23 RESTRICTIONS (117)        3  1 0
 7/ 6 BREIFCASE I (7585)         7   5  0 58.3   7/10*ARCANE PUNISHMENT (6320)  3  2 0
 8/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6304)  8   6  0 57.1   8/ 6 FEAR FACTORY II (1017)    3  2 0
 9- 8 WEATHER (1072)             9   7  0 56.2   9/16 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)  3  6 0
10-11 FEELINGS (6800)            7   6  0 53.8  10/ 9 SOUL REAPERS (8426)       2  0 0
11-12 MOVIN' ON (6326)          17  15  1 53.1  11-11 MOVIN' ON (6326)          2  0 0
12/13 GWAR (1021)              153 137 10 52.8  12- 2 BORN 2 ROLL (5857)        2  0 0
13/14 SOUL REAPERS (8426)       12  11  0 52.2  13/24 UNDERWORLD (8289)         2  1 0
14/ 9 GIMMICK (3298)            14  13  1 51.9  14/13 MOONS OF KRYNN (6986)     2  1 0
15/20 UNDERWORLD (8289)         12  12  0 50.0  15/ 0 SUPE FORCES 7603 (7526)   1  0 0
16/10 STEEL DREAMS (517)         7   7  1 50.0  16/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6304) 1  0 0
17-16 ERATTA1 (9085)            45  46  3 49.5  17/17 CREDIT COUNTS (6507)      1  0 0
18/18 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)  65  68  2 48.9  18-21 11405G (5522)             1  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-17 INK & STEEL X (7273)      18  19  0 48.6  19-18*NOBLE LAUREATE (4502)     1  0 0
20/19 ALLERGY (7866)            37  41  0 47.4  20/20 BREIFCASE I (7585)        1  1 0
21/21 RESTRICTIONS (117)       104 119  5 46.6  21- 5 ARCANE TREASURES (7569)   1  1 0
22-22 ORIOLE MADNESS (967)      29  34  1 46.0  22-14 1967 RAIDERS (1932)       1  1 0
23/15*ARCANE PUNISHMENT (6320)   5   6  0 45.5  23/26 GWAR (1021)               1  2 0
24/23 IN SHINOLA (7765)         32  40  1 44.4  24-15 FIGHTING WORDS (586)      1  2 0
25-24 TECH 9 (4949)              7   9  0 43.7  25/ 8 IN SHINOLA (7765)         1  5 0
26/25 FEAR FACTORY II (1017)    69  90  6 43.4  26/25 GIMMICK (3298)            0  3 0
27-28 TWO TIMERS (371)          28  41  0 40.6  27/37 STEEL DREAMS (517)        0  2 0
28/27 MOONS OF KRYNN (6986)     18  27  1 40.0  28-27 ERATTA1 (9085)            0  1 0
29-29 BORN 2 ROLL (5857)        11  17  0 39.3  29-19 THIRSTY THUGS 702 (7943)  0  1 0
30-30 BRAIN FOOD 26 (6286)       6  10  0 37.5  30-32 FEELINGS (6800)           0  1 0
31/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6302)  7  12  0 36.8  31-28 BRAIN FOOD 26 (6286)      0  1 0
32/ 0 SUPE FORCES 7603 (7526)   11  21  0 34.4  32/ 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 57 (6302) 0  1 0
33-31 FIGHTING WORDS (586)      36  75  4 32.4  33-29 TECH 9 (4949)             0  1 0
34-32 COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)    27  62  1 30.3  34-33*STRIKE FORCE (4500)       0  1 0
35-33 THIRSTY THUGS 702 (7943)   3   8  0 27.3  35-30 WEATHER (1072)            0  1 0
36/35 STAFF OF MAGIUS (6985)     8  24  0 25.0  36-34 ORIOLE MADNESS (967)      0  1 0
37-36*STRIKE FORCE (4500)        1   6  0 14.3  37-31 TWO TIMERS (371)          0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon DWES EG, for 
I, Novgorodny Vir, have returned!  Nothing is certain in DWES EG, with changing 
loyalties, changing Duelmasters.  Write this down:  new top team--ALLERGY.  Managers 
were muttering after RESTRICTIONS showed DWES EG what they could do:  2-0-0 to move 
up by 17.  Perhaps it is UNDERWORLD members' intannibility that enabled them to move 
from 24th to 13th last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Rumor has it an incurable 
disease has swept the stable of IN SHINOLA.  Note their drop in the rankings from 8th 
to 25th.  Watch out!!!  Practice pays for HAMBURGER TRAIN, who pummelled CATS, to 
pocket 19 points.  CATS certainly had a baffled expression on his face, after losing 
to HAMBURGER TRAIN and losing 17 points in the process!  HOBBS found out being DWES 
EG's Duelmaster isn't all nuts and berries, receiving 3 challenges!  You could cut 
the tension with a scimitar as PEANUTS of ALLERGY met the Duelmaster.  Those who 
hoped for a new Duelmaster were disappointed by PEANUTS, of ALLERGY, who despite a 
11-13-0 couldn't overcome DWES EG's Number 1.  Word has it one team in DWES EG is 
taking speech lessons to try to bore their opponent to death.  I'll bet it works.   
     A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn?  And do not the 
little birds cry out?'  Any ideas?  Perhaps the warriors of MOONS OF KRYNN should 
take up some hobbies, as they are the most avoided team...  As a woman of good 
breeding scorns the "warriors" of ALLERGY, so did that sorry team shy from MOONS OF 
KRYNN  
     The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on...  Questions are being 
raised about the disposing of severed body parts in the arena.  A certain tavern in 
DWES EG would I avoid!   
     All good things must come to an end.  More important duties call me.  DWES EG, I 
leave you now.  The Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill at The Dripping Blade.  
'Til next time-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AMEX 39108                    9   4    113         CREDIT COUNTS (6507)      

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FISH 46869                   14  10    104         ALLERGY (7866)            
 ICHIGO 50105                 12  11    104         SOUL REAPERS (8426)       
 HAMBURGER TRAIN 56605        10  12     94         CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)  
-FANTASTIC 40748               7   6     93         FEELINGS (6800)           
 STYGIAN HAG 56568            20  15     92         FEAR FACTORY II (1017)    
 SOLINARI 41826               13  10  1  92         MOONS OF KRYNN (6986)     
-* GEORGE BLANDA 13241        13   2     92         1967 RAIDERS (1932)       

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PEANUTS 46871                11  13     92         ALLERGY (7866)            
 MIRED 46332                  17  19  1  91         IN SHINOLA (7765)         

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HELLGUARD 49256              12  12     86         UNDERWORLD (8289)         
 CATS 46868                   11  13     83         ALLERGY (7866)            
 AGONY GIGGLE 56593           19  12     82         CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)  
 PVEATHRFALL 56626             6  12     75         STAFF OF MAGIUS (6985)    
 HORROR OF YIG 56623          11   8     74         GWAR (1021)               
 3 WIT 21005                  14  13  1  72         GIMMICK (3298)            
-HELLBOUND 43402               6   1     70         INK & STEEL X (7273)      

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BOOGER 4371                   9  11  1  66         FIGHTING WORDS (586)      
 MANAGER'S WARRIOR 37963       8   5     66         SUPERIOR FORCES 570 (6304)
-CANIFIS CANNABIS 56561        7   5     66         ARCANE TREASURES (7569)   
-BRIAN KINNEY 27703            3   0  1  66         QUEER AS FOLK (4505)      
-CRYONIC SHOCK 47281           3   8     65         THIRSTY THUGS 702 (7943)  
 FLOYD-O-MINE-TAILS 38059      3   3     65         ARCANE PUNISHMENT (6320)  
-C 33421                      10   6     64         11405G (5522)             
 DAGAN 44733                   5  14     63         SUPE FORCES 7603 (7526)   
 FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE 56620      15  15     60         CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)  
-BURKES CAFE 6800             10   9  1  60         ORIOLE MADNESS (967)      
 PASSPORT 45142                7   5     60         BREIFCASE I (7585)        
 IRON SIDES 3753               7   7  1  57         STEEL DREAMS (517)        

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HIP WADERS 56642             14  13     55         IN SHINOLA (7765)         
-ARROW 53794                   6   4     55         ERATTA1 (9085)            
-ELVIS PRESLEY 35555           5   8     54         BORN 2 ROLL (5857)        
-BABYLON 27706                 3   0     52         QUEER AS FOLK (4505)      
-UH-OH 2630                    7  11     44         TWO TIMERS (371)          
-RENEGADE 43401                5   4     38         INK & STEEL X (7273)      
-FOG 7489                      9   7     37         WEATHER (1072)            
-DIAMOND RUGS 56822            3   0     37         COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)    

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MANAMESSI 37955               3   1     31         SUPERIOR FORCES 570 (6302)
-SISTER SOULJAH 56417          2   0     31         BORN 2 ROLL (5857)        
-DESTITUTE KNIGHT 27691        2   0     31         NOBLE LAUREATE (4502)     
-D 30196                       7   9     30         TECH 9 (4949)             
-B 37873                       6  10     28         BRAIN FOOD 26 (6286)      
-MINDS EYE 43404               3   6     26         INK & STEEL X (7273)      
-DRAGON SCALE 56866            2   0     25         ARCANE TREASURES (7569)   

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HBP 56769                     2   5     22         RESTRICTIONS (117)        
-SEPTA STRIKE 27681            1   2     19         STRIKE FORCE (4500)       
-SKEETER BEATER 56526          2   0     15         COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)    
 MAIL STRIKE 38060             2   1      7         ARCANE PUNISHMENT (6320)  

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
THUMBSCREW 38063        0  1 0 ARCANE PUNISHME 6320 MOUNTAIN TROLL        420  NONE
DEPRAVED 56569         13 18 0 FEAR FACTORY II 1017 BRIAN KINNEY 27703    419   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

THUMBSCREW was barely slain by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
PEANUTS was vanquished by HOBBS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
PASSPORT was savagely defeated by HORROR OF YIG in a 5 minute Challenge fight.
CATS was narrowly defeated by HAMBURGER TRAIN in a 3 minute bloody veteran's fight.
SOLINARI was bested by FISH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute veteran's duel.
AMEX beat STYGIAN HAG in a popular 6 minute master's Title brawl.
ICHIGO handily defeated MIRED in a 1 minute uneven melee.
HELLGUARD won victory over 3 WIT in a action packed 3 minute gruesome veteran's duel.
AGONY GIGGLE savagely defeated M. CHARDINEE in a exciting 3 minute gruesome fight.
FLOYD-O-MINE-TAILS overpowered MANAMESSI in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE was devastated by MANAGER'S WARRIOR in a 2 minute conflict.
PVEATHRFALL demolished IRON SIDES in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided brawl.
DAGAN handily defeated HIP WADERS in a 1 minute uneven fight.
HBP defeated CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute struggle.
MAIL STRIKE was viciously subdued by VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 2 minute fray.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      10         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -   5 -  0      62  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   2 -  0      60  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         LUNGING ATTACK    22 -  15 -  0      59  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         STRIKING ATTACK   23 -  16 -  0      59  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         WALL OF STEEL     15 -  12 -  1      56  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK   21 -  18 -  1      54  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         AIMED BLOW        51 -  44 -  0      54  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         TOTAL PARRY       19 -  19 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK    17 -  35 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 420 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      3 -  0     AIMED BLOW         4 -  6         3  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         3  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  2         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      AMEX -26428                 9   4  0  113 CREDIT COUNTS (6507)
AIMED BLOW       FISH -18667                14  10  0  104 ALLERGY (7866)
LUNGING ATTACK   ICHIGO -15431              12  11  0  104 SOUL REAPERS (8426)
SLASHING ATTACK  SOLINARI -23710            13  10  1   92 MOONS OF KRYNN (6986)
WALL OF STEEL    HORROR OF YIG -8913        11   8  0   74 GWAR (1021)
STRIKING ATTACK  MANAGER'S WARRIOR -27573    8   5  0   66 SUPERIOR FORCES 5705 (6304)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is STYGIAN HAG -8968.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was STYGIAN HAG -8968.  The ten other most popular fighters were HORROR OF YIG 
-8913, 3 WIT 21005, AGONY GIGGLE -8943, CATS -18668, MANAGER'S WARRIOR -27573, FISH 
-18667, HAMBURGER TRAIN -8931, ICHIGO -15431, HELLGUARD -16280, and 
FLOYD-O-MINE-TAILS -27477.

The least popular fighter this week was MAIL STRIKE -27476.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were HIP WADERS -8894, FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE -8916, MIRED -19204, 
SOLINARI -23710, PEANUTS -18665, IRON SIDES 3753, MANAMESSI -27581, PASSPORT -20394, 
THUMBSCREW -27473, and HBP -8767.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

HOBBS (82-4649) RESTRICTIONS

                                CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS

To clarify:  You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.  
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided. 
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space. 
Make sure you include the ID!

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.