DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 02/20/2016 Duedate: 03/04/2016
DWES EG ARENA
DM 82 TURN 428
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
WASHINGTON
GOLDEN KNIGHTS 14 (7979)
(82-47468) [10-4-0,115]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
WASHINGTON PLANTIFF
GOLDEN KNIGHTS 14 (7979) GOLDEN KNIGHTS A (9040)
(82-47468) [10-4-0,115] (82-53566) [4-0-1,54]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
STYGIAN HAG PROSPERITY
FEAR FACTORY II (1017) GOLDEN KNIGHTS 6 (7453)
(82-56568) [22-21-0,87] (82-46795) [5-4-0,94]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
GWAR (1021)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BLOODHAMMER CLAN (3703) 38
2. GOLDEN KNIGHTS B (9036) 32 DIABLO ALSO (4344)
3. GWAR (1021) 32 Unchartered Team
4. GOLDEN KNIGHTS (3325) 29
5. FIGHTING WORDS (586) 25 IN DA DOUBLE-WIDE (1717)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 3*IN DA DOUBLE-WIDE (1717) 3 0 0 100. 1/ 3 GWAR (1021) 6 3 0
2/ 8*MORE NEW TEAMS 3 (3085) 6 2 0 75.0 2/ 1 ARCANE TREASURES (7569) 5 4 0
3/ 9 DIABLO ALSO (4344) 47 20 1 70.1 3/26 BLOODHAMMER CLAN (3703) 4 1 0
4-14*ECCENTRIC (9212) 5 3 1 62.5 4/ 2 ALLERGY (7866) 4 2 0
5/11 ARCANE TREASURES (7569) 52 33 0 61.2 5/ 0 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 11 (7971) 3 0 0
6/ 7*011808V (9338) 3 2 0 60.0 6/ 5*IN DA DOUBLE-WIDE (1717) 3 0 0
7/12 COLORFUL INDEED (5508) 7 5 1 58.3 7/ 0 FIGHTING WORDS (586) 2 0 1
8-15 FEELINGS (6800) 8 6 0 57.1 8/ 0*GOLDEN KNIGHTS B (9036) 2 0 0
9-17 SILVER KNIGHTS 3 (8754) 13 10 1 56.5 9/ 4 SOUL REAPERS (8426) 2 1 0
10/ 0 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 11 (7971) 21 18 1 53.8 10/ 8 DRAWN TOGETHER (6991) 2 1 0
11/18 SOUL REAPERS (8426) 15 13 0 53.6 11/30 DIABLO ALSO (4344) 2 1 0
12/20 GWAR (1021) 162 142 10 53.3 12/31*MORE NEW TEAMS 3 (3085) 2 1 0
13-21 MOVIN' ON (6326) 17 16 1 51.5 13/11 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 4 (6875) 2 3 1
14/23 ALLERGY (7866) 45 45 0 50.0 14/10 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019) 2 7 0
15/34 DARK TOADS STL35 (6249) 6 6 1 50.0 15/ 0*GOLDNE KNIGHTS D (9038) 1 0 0
16/36 DRAGON JUNKIES Z3 (5440) 5 5 1 50.0 16/ 0*GOLDEN KNIGHTS A (9040) 1 0 0
17/ 0*GOLDEN KNIGHTS A (9040) 4 4 1 50.0 17-15*ECCENTRIC (9212) 1 0 0
18/16*DRAGON JUNKIES (6542) 4 4 0 50.0 18/ 0 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 7 (7973) 1 0 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/24 DRAWN TOGETHER (6991) 14 15 1 48.3 19/ 0 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 14 (7979) 1 0 0
20/ 0 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 7 (7973) 19 21 0 47.5 20/ 0 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 9 (7682) 1 0 0
21/29 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019) 74 84 2 46.8 21-23 FEELINGS (6800) 1 0 0
22/30 IN SHINOLA (7765) 39 45 2 46.4 22/ 0 SQUARE DANCE RAP (5824) 1 0 0
23/ 0 HUNTING BUDDIES (118) 120 139 10 46.3 23/ 0 HUNTING BUDDIES (118) 1 0 0
24/ 0*GOLDEN KNIGHTS B (9036) 6 7 0 46.2 24/53 HARVEST DAY (6987) 1 1 0
25/32 RESTRICTIONS (117) 105 124 5 45.9 25/ 0 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 6 (7453) 1 1 0
26/ 0 SQUARE DANCE RAP (5824) 14 18 0 43.7 26/54 DARK TOADS STL35 (6249) 1 1 0
27/38 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 4 (6875) 152 204 18 42.7 27/61 DRAGON JUNKIES Z3 (5440) 1 1 0
28/39 FEAR FACTORY II (1017) 71 96 6 42.5 28/62 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 3 (3696) 1 1 0
29/ 0 LEGAL ACTIONS (1742) 54 75 2 41.9 29/ 0*COMPOSERS (2238) 1 1 0
30/44 BLOODHAMMER CLAN (3703) 19 27 1 41.3 30/ 7*011808V (9338) 1 2 0
31/40 SUPE FORCES 7603 (7526) 16 24 0 40.0 31/33 IN SHINOLA (7765) 1 2 0
32/25*DBZ (6541) 2 3 0 40.0 32/34 STAFF OF MAGIUS (6985) 1 2 0
33-43 UNDERWORLD (8289) 13 21 0 38.2 33/35 MOONS OF KRYNN (6986) 1 2 0
34/42 MOONS OF KRYNN (6986) 20 33 1 37.7 34/ 9 SUPE FORCES 7603 (7526) 1 2 0
35/48 HARVEST DAY (6987) 18 30 1 37.5 35/37 FEAR FACTORY II (1017) 1 2 0
36-46 SILVER KNIGHTS 2 (8753) 8 14 1 36.4 36/32 RESTRICTIONS (117) 1 3 0
37/ 0 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 6 (7453) 24 43 1 35.8 37/42 GOLDEN KNIGHTS (3325) 1 4 0
38-49*SILVER KNIGHTS 5 (8756) 7 13 2 35.0 38-38 UNDERWORLD (8289) 1 5 0
39/ 0 FIGHTING WORDS (586) 40 77 5 34.2 39/41*SAYINGS (3468) 0 3 0
40/ 0 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 14 (7979) 14 28 0 33.3 40-39*SILVER KNIGHTS 5 (8756) 0 2 0
41-50*GOLDEN KNIGHTS E (9037) 4 8 0 33.3 41/51*GOLDEN KNIGHT G (9121) 0 2 0
42/53 STAFF OF MAGIUS (6985) 12 28 0 30.0 42/58*DBZ (6541) 0 2 0
43/55 GOLDEN KNIGHTS (3325) 46 122 7 27.4 43/59*DRAGON JUNKIES (6542) 0 2 0
44/54*GOLDEN KNIGHT G (9121) 3 8 1 27.3 44-43*SILVER KNIGHTS (8625) 0 1 0
45-56*GOLDEN KNIGHTS C (9039) 2 6 0 25.0 45-47 SILVER KNIGHTS 2 (8753) 0 1 0
46/ 0*GOLDNE KNIGHTS D (9038) 3 10 1 23.1 46-48 SILVER KNIGHTS 3 (8754) 0 1 0
47-57 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 8 (7681) 7 26 1 21.2 47-49*GOLDEN KNIGHTS E (9037) 0 1 0
48/ 0 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 9 (7682) 8 31 0 20.5 48-50*GOLDEN KNIGHTS C (9039) 0 1 0
49/ 0 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 12 (7974) 9 36 1 20.0 49/ 0 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 12 (7974) 0 1 0
50/59 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 3 (3696) 16 76 1 17.4 50-40*KELLUMBO'S KIDS06- (7016) 0 1 0
51-58*SILVER KNIGHTS (8625) 2 10 0 16.7 51-52 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 8 (7681) 0 1 0
52/ 0*COMPOSERS (2238) 1 6 0 14.3 52-56 MOVIN' ON (6326) 0 1 0
53-60 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 2+ (6832) 3 58 0 4.9 53-60 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 2+ (6832) 0 1 0
54/63*SAYINGS (3468) 0 3 0 0.0 54/12 COLORFUL INDEED (5508) 0 1 0
55-61*KELLUMBO'S KIDS06- (7016) 0 2 0 0.0 55/ 0 LEGAL ACTIONS (1742) 0 1 0
56-67*NO SENSE (1715) 0 1 0 0.0 56-65*NO SENSE (1715) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Hail and well met warriors of DWES EG! Know me for who I am, Zontani Sharp
Eyes, Spymaster extraordinaire of all Alastari. Former top team ARCANE TREASURES was
unseated this week as GWAR moved up from 3rd ranking to take the top spot with a
3-0-0 record for the round. I have begun to suspect trickery on the part of
BLOODHAMMER CLAN. How else weeks like this one's 3-1-0? How else the sudden move to
3rd team? The proverbial rising comet can only hope to compare with DIABLO ALSO's
team record! A 1-0-0 week and now a firm grasp on a 11th place ranking. I have
begun to suspect trickery on the part of MORE NEW TEAMS 3. How else weeks like this
one's 1-0-0? How else the sudden move to 12th team? The proverbial rising comet can
only hope to compare with HARVEST DAY's team record! A 1-0-0 week and now a firm
grasp on a 24th place ranking. I have begun to suspect trickery on the part of DARK
TOADS STL35. How else weeks like this one's 1-0-0? How else the sudden move to 26th
team? The proverbial rising comet can only hope to compare with DRAGON JUNKIES Z3's
team record! A 1-0-0 week and now a firm grasp on a 27th place ranking. I have
begun to suspect trickery on the part of GOLDEN KNIGHTS 3. How else weeks like this
one's 1-0-0? How else the sudden move to 28th team? 011808V bore the brunt of major
assault on their standings this week as they dropped to 30th position as the result
of going 0-1-0! My tutors were fond of telling me that the higher you rise the
harder you fall. This week SUPE FORCES 7603 went 0-1-0 and fell 25 notches into
34th! The proverbial rising comet can only hope to compare with DBZ's team record!
A 0-1-0 week and now a firm grasp on a 42nd place ranking. I have begun to suspect
trickery on the part of DRAGON JUNKIES. How else weeks like this one's 0-1-0? How
else the sudden move to 43rd team? COLORFUL INDEED bore the brunt of major assault
on their standings this week as they dropped to 54th position as the result of going
0-1-0! My praise to GWAR for their 3-0-0 week this time out. Indeed, it was a
skillfully fought round deserving of notice! SKIRT caught the eye of many in the
gladiatorial commission as she skillfully bested PIE-EYED JEWELS and was awarded 22
points in recognition. In one of the week's more notable duels, SKIRT put down
PIE-EYED JEWELS, causing her to lose 16 points of recognition in the process. Most
watched of the fights this week, the spotlight was on WURM KIN as he bore arms
against the Dark Arena Challenge of reigning Duelmaster FISH. The crowds were amazed
this turn, as WURM KIN killed the Duelmaster, FISH, leaving ALLERGY in mourning.
With bloody hand WASHINGTON has ascended to the throne of champions. Is he that one
which is spoken of in the ancient texts? Heed this! A seer has warned that if
exactly 6 die in duels this week, the whole city shall perish! Just remember...5 or
7!
Many and various are the arts of battle. In DWES EG "art" is a word that has
long since passed from the language! I saw one fighter that warriors avoided when
this week's challenge seeking began. FEAR FACTORY II is feared. This much I can
say. Methinks more than a few here could name the guild it was that spent the better
part of last week avoiding FEAR FACTORY II. Indeed it was BLOODHAMMER CLAN. Mighty
fighters cannot but expect competition from those below. HORROR OF YIG take warning!
You have more than a few enemies in DWES EG.
Is not Death a warrior's foremost adviser? Warriors, may this counselor stand
ready at your right hand forever! The warrior's path is harsh. For mediocrity there
is but one reward--death. This past week PVEATHRFALL, at 10-16-0, departed DWES EG
forever. Fate is a fickle mistress. She showers the miserable with fortune but sets
enemies against the victorious. Remember this!
The girls are as pretty in DWES EG as ever I remembered them....and the fighters
as ugly! Don't let your reputation slip! Ahh, but I can hear the spires of a far
off city calling to me. I must away! Till we meet again, remember: a turtle walks
slow, hides head in a shell, and harms no one; a lion runs to slay its prey.--
Zontani Sharp Eyes
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WASHINGTON 47468 10 4 115 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 14 (7979)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CATS 46868 15 14 114 ALLERGY (7866)
BLAST 47441 11 4 110 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 7 (7973)
THAI CHILI 56573 7 3 1 104 HARVEST DAY (6987)
WARDRA 56471 11 2 103 BLOODHAMMER CLAN (3703)
ICHIGO 50105 15 13 98 SOUL REAPERS (8426)
-FANTASTIC 40748 8 6 97 FEELINGS (6800)
HORROR OF YIG 56623 16 11 94 GWAR (1021)
PROSPERITY 46795 5 4 94 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 6 (7453)
BOOGER 4371 12 12 2 93 FIGHTING WORDS (586)
SOLINARI 41826 15 16 1 91 MOONS OF KRYNN (6986)
ARABIAN 37657 6 6 1 91 DARK TOADS STL35 (6249)
SOPHITIA 32976 5 5 1 91 DRAGON JUNKIES Z3 (5440)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FLATLINER 642 17 22 2 90 HUNTING BUDDIES (118)
RUNE ESSENCE 45012 14 7 89 ARCANE TREASURES (7569)
ICKY BEATS 35350 10 6 88 SQUARE DANCE RAP (5824)
STYGIAN HAG 56568 22 21 87 FEAR FACTORY II (1017)
HAMBURGER TRAIN 56605 13 17 87 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)
AGONY GIGGLE 56593 22 17 83 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)
FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE 56620 18 20 75 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)
DAGAN 44733 10 17 75 SUPE FORCES 7603 (7526)
CANIFIS CANNABIS 56561 8 6 72 ARCANE TREASURES (7569)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HIP WADERS 56642 17 18 69 IN SHINOLA (7765)
PINK EYE 33346 7 5 1 69 COLORFUL INDEED (5508)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
YELLOW 47429 7 3 63 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 11 (7971)
ADROIT 11962 11 17 1 59 LEGAL ACTIONS (1742)
CLEAR 48980 4 2 58 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 11 (7971)
WAR TOY 7167 4 4 58 GWAR (1021)
DRAGON SCALE 56866 4 0 58 ARCANE TREASURES (7569)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
VIOLET 48229 8 2 56 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 11 (7971)
BROAD WITH A ROD 26814 10 5 55 DIABLO ALSO (4344)
THE ONE 48985 5 5 55 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 12 (7974)
PLANTIFF 53566 4 0 1 54 GOLDEN KNIGHTS A (9040)
HIERONYMUS 4375 9 17 1 51 FIGHTING WORDS (586)
FRIAR 50205 6 3 1 47 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 4 (6875)
VEIL OF DECEPTION 56697 8 4 44 DRAWN TOGETHER (6991)
-LITTLE ODD LOUT 54621 5 2 1 42 ECCENTRIC (9212)
FAITH 53557 3 3 1 41 GOLDNE KNIGHTS D (9038)
BOREDOM 52721 3 3 36 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 6 (7453)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PARTY HAT 56250 7 5 33 ARCANE TREASURES (7569)
JACK DANIELS 52285 2 2 30 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 9 (7682)
BENDER 39342 4 3 29 DRAGON JUNKIES (6542)
PICOGETA 39338 2 3 29 DBZ (6541)
SKIRT 53543 2 1 28 GOLDEN KNIGHTS B (9036)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HBP 56769 2 7 23 RESTRICTIONS (117)
ZERO 56232 2 0 20 GOLDEN KNIGHTS B (9036)
FATHER-UNCLE 11821 3 0 13 IN DA DOUBLE-WIDE (1717)
PIE-EYED JEWELS 55280 3 2 11 011808V (9338)
PUD #12 19849 2 1 9 MORE NEW TEAMS 3 (3085)
UNDESIRABLE 56903 1 1 7 RESTRICTIONS (117)
ELLINGTON 56846 1 0 7 COMPOSERS (2238)
PALESTRINA 56842 0 1 7 COMPOSERS (2238)
ABRAXIS 56926 0 1 5 GOLDEN KNIGHTS (3325)
ORPHAN 56928 0 1 5 GOLDEN KNIGHTS (3325)
AH TELL YO WHUT 21895 0 3 3 SAYINGS (3468)
-AKAMEA 42000 0 2 2 KELLUMBO'S KIDS06-1 (7016)
-BITE MY TONGUE 11812 0 1 1 NO SENSE (1715)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
FISH 46869 17 12 0 ALLERGY 7866 WURM KIN 428 NONE
UNCUT GEM 56894 0 1 0 ARCANE TREASURE 7569 WURM KIN 428 NONE
SMASHED 56884 0 1 0 BLOODHAMMER CLA 3703 BLACK ORC 428 NONE
PVEATHRFALL 56626 10 16 0 STAFF OF MAGIUS 6985 BOOGER 4371 428
MANAMESSI 37955 4 2 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 6302 PINK EYE 33346 425
PERSONAL ADS
So we say to ourselves, we have this nice and cute lunger of 8-6-9-21-21-10-9
(norm/norm), let's run her in the FTF. So we did and she did about as expected at 2-3,
picking up the ST train and 4 good skills. So we decided to get that last FE in the
arena. And our lovely lunger, with very few recog points matches up nicely with an
NPC. Sadly, it was Khalhums Dwarf, whom as a scummy waste all plated up was hard for
a warrior of her design to beat. She leathered up, pounded on him, got tired, and was
bap, bapped with a morning star to the head and DIED. We cried. Consortium haters
everywhere cheered. The cretins! -- The Consortium Elders
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
FISH was viciously butchered by WURM KIN in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
UNCUT GEM was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
SMASHED was murdered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
CANIFIS CANNABIS was devastated by HORROR OF YIG in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
ARABIAN demolished DAGAN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
BROAD WITH A ROD slimly won victory over VEIL OF DECEPTION in a 4 minute fight.
ICHIGO was overpowered by POOR OLD TOM in a popular 2 minute mismatched brawl.
WASHINGTON viciously subdued HAMBURGER TRAIN in a 3 minute expert's Title duel.
BLAST vanquished SOLINARI in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
WARDRA overpowered JESTER in a 1 minute uneven match.
CATS overpowered RUNE ESSENCE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
THAI CHILI devastated VETERAN MERCENARY in a exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict.
SOPHITIA slimly won victory over AGONY GIGGLE in a 3 minute master's bout.
HIP WADERS was vanquished by KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
PVEATHRFALL was easily killed by BOOGER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE viciously subdued CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 7 minute one-sided brawl.
PROSPERITY beat STYGIAN HAG in a exciting 4 minute gory bout.
FLATLINER handily defeated PINK EYE in a popular 4 minute gory mismatched competition.
ICKY BEATS vanquished THE ONE in a 2 minute one-sided match.
ADROIT was overcome by EMPEROR in a action packed 3 minute bloody duel.
FRIAR was defeated by DRAGON SCALE in a 1 minute match.
BOREDOM was defeated by CAPTURED ORC in a 5 minute expert vs. novice upset fight.
WAR TOY overpowered EARTH in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
PICOGETA was overpowered by HIERONYMUS in a 1 minute uneven match.
PLANTIFF overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
CZAR was overpowered by CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
YELLOW handily defeated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
VIOLET narrowly defeated PARTY HAT in a action packed 7 minute gruesome fight.
CLEAR overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BENDER was savagely defeated by SIRRORWULF in a exciting 4 minute brutal fight.
PIE-EYED JEWELS was overpowered by SKIRT in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
FAITH slimly won victory over AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 2 minute duel.
JACK DANIELS outlasted UNDESIRABLE in a 7 minute veteran vs. novice struggle.
ZERO overpowered OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
HBP was subdued by TWANG in a 2 minute bloody match.
AH TELL YO WHUT was demolished by SANCTION in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
PUD #12 beat ABRAXIS in a 2 minute novice's duel.
FATHER-UNCLE slimly won victory over ORPHAN in a 2 minute amateur's match.
PALESTRINA lost to VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute novice vs. veteran match.
ELLINGTON won victory over EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute amateur's duel.
HILDA demolished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 18 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 - 0 100 |
|AIMED BLOW 16 PARRY-LUNGE 10 - 5 - 0 67 |
|WALL OF STEEL 9 TOTAL PARRY 26 - 22 - 2 54 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 8 LUNGING ATTACK 42 - 37 - 2 53 |
|TOTAL PARRY 8 WALL OF STEEL 23 - 21 - 1 52 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 5 SLASHING ATTACK 18 - 19 - 2 49 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 29 - 33 - 3 47 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 46 - 59 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 8 - 0 11 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
Turn 428 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 6 - 10 4 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 12 - 6 TOTAL PARRY 3 - 5 4 STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 6 - 3 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 4 1 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 3 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK WASHINGTON -18068 10 4 0 115 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 14 (7979)
STRIKING ATTACK BLAST -18095 11 4 0 110 GOLDEN KNIGHTS 7 (7973)
WALL OF STEEL HORROR OF YIG -8913 16 11 0 94 GWAR (1021)
SLASHING ATTACK RUNE ESSENCE -20524 14 7 0 89 ARCANE TREASURES (7569)
PARRY-LUNGE ICKY BEATS -30186 10 6 0 88 SQUARE DANCE RAP (5824)
AIMED BLOW STYGIAN HAG -8968 22 21 0 87 FEAR FACTORY II (1017)
TOTAL PARRY PINK EYE -32190 7 5 1 69 COLORFUL INDEED (5508)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is STYGIAN HAG -8968. The most popular warrior this
turn was PROSPERITY -18741. The ten other most popular fighters were SOPHITIA
-32560, FLATLINER 642, SIRRORWULF -9064, PARTY HAT -9286, POOR OLD TOM 7154,
WASHINGTON -18068, EMPEROR -12999, AGONY GIGGLE -8943, STYGIAN HAG -8968, and BENDER
-26194.
The least popular fighter this week was JACK DANIELS -13251. The other ten least
popular fighters were FUNNEL CAKE DRAKE -8916, BOREDOM -12815, PALESTRINA -8694, AH
TELL YO WHUT 21895, HBP -8767, UNDESIRABLE -8633, PIE-EYED JEWELS -10256, VIOLET
-17307, CZAR -20011, and PICOGETA -26198.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
FISH (82--18667) ALLERGY
NAME CHANGE-O-RAMA
The crowd was surprisingly orderly, but it was still a crowd, and the Commission
clerk, Algernon, looked at it uneasily. Whenever this many people came together to
petition for something, it meant trouble. For him, anyway. Records to be altered.
Altering records was Bad. It made Extra Work.
His assistant clerk leaned close and whispered, "If it weren't for gladiators, we
wouldn't have jobs. Smile at them and ask what they want."
Algernon closed his eyes briefly. Looking at this crowd made him dizzy. They
were all wearing black and white stripes. Like a herd of zebras, except that zebras
didn't carry swords. Then he took a deep breath and managed a smile. "What... ah,
what can I do for you?"
"We want new names," the first gladiator said. There was a number on the front
of his shirt: 0381. He thumped the number with his thumb. "This here isn't a
name--"
"We want REAL names!" That voice came from farther back in the crowd.
"Yeah! We've paid our dues," another shouted, "and we've EARNED real names!"
One from the very back yelled, "I want to be called Tom."
All the others turned to look at him.
Algernon couldn't see him, but apparently those looks were accusing. Well, he
could understand that, "Tom" was such a... common name.
"My mom called me Tom," the voice in the back protested. "It's a good name."
"It isn't the name you put on the petition," 0381 said. "We talked about this.
We got our manager's agreement. You get the name on the petition."
"But--!"
Algernon didn't really want to keep staring at all these stripes while they
argued. He picked up the petition. "These names are the ones you want?"
0381 turned back. "Yes."
"It's a lot of trouble, and when other people see that YOU are getting name
changes, THEY are going to want them--" Seeing the gladiators beginning to frown...
and finger their weapons, he went on quickly, "So I figure we might as well make it a
complete deal. A Name-Change-O-Rama. Everyone who wants a name change can petition
for it. Get it all over with at once." He glanced at the petition, shuddered
slightly, and passed it to his clerk. "We'll announce it, proclaim it, even, and you
will get the names on this petition. And others will get the names THEY think they
should have had, too." He paused. "And I think I'll get a new name, I'm tired of
being an Algernon...."
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Warrior and team name changes will be accepted during the month of March. If
you have names you want to change, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI