DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 06/26/2017 Duedate: 07/08/2017
DWES EG ARENA
DM 82 TURN 460
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
CHAINSAW JUGGLER
CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)
(82-56761) [14-6-0,108]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
CHAINSAW JUGGLER LUMPY WICKETS
CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019) MOTHERSHIP 2 (6053)
(82-56761) [14-6-0,108] (82-56989) [2-0-0,22]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
BURKES CAFE DIAMOND RUGS
ORIOLE MADNESS (967) COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)
(82-6800) [16-15-1,97] (82-56822) [6-0-0,59]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
HISPANIC RELATIVES (1737)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. HISPANIC RELATIVES (1737) 34
2. ORIOLE MADNESS (967) 34 ORIOLE MADNESS (967)
3. MOTHERSHIP 2 (6053) 15 Unchartered Team
4. CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019) 15
5. COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444) 6 MOTHERSHIP 2 (6053)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*PRACTICAL (8976) 7 2 0 77.8 1/ 1 HISPANIC RELATIVES (1737) 5 1 0
2- 2 THIRSTY THUGS 0418 (5093) 12 7 0 63.2 2/11 ORIOLE MADNESS (967) 3 1 0
3- 3 ERATTA1 (9085) 50 46 3 52.1 3/15 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019) 2 0 0
4/ 6 ORIOLE MADNESS (967) 54 53 1 50.5 4- 9 HUNTING BUDDIES (118) 2 0 0
5- 5 DISTURBED (2255) 7 7 0 50.0 5/ 0*MOTHERSHIP 2 (6053) 2 1 0
6/ 4 DRAWN TOGETHER (6991) 41 42 2 49.4 6- 2*FAT AND SUGAR (3145) 2 1 0
7/ 7 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019) 101 109 2 48.1 7/12 RESTRICTIONS (117) 2 4 0
8- 8 HUNTING BUDDIES (118) 131 153 10 46.1 8-13 ERATTA1 (9085) 1 0 0
9/ 9 HISPANIC RELATIVES (1737) 29 34 0 46.0 9-14*PRACTICAL (8976) 1 0 0
10/11 RESTRICTIONS (117) 117 150 6 43.8 10- 4 THIRSTY THUGS 0418 (5093) 1 0 0
11/10 MOONS OF KRYNN (6986) 34 44 1 43.6 11-16 DISTURBED (2255) 1 1 0
12/13 FEAR FACTORY 8 (6744) 30 40 1 42.9 12-17 FIGHTING WORDS (586) 1 1 0
13/ 0 HOPEFULS (587) 119 168 9 41.5 13/ 6 DRAWN TOGETHER (6991) 1 2 0
14-15 BIG TEN 3 (6980) 29 45 1 39.2 14/ 7 MOONS OF KRYNN (6986) 1 2 0
15-16 COUNTRY PEOPLE (116) 24 38 2 38.7 15/20 FEAR FACTORY 8 (6744) 1 2 0
16/17 LEGAL TERMS (124) 37 60 2 38.1 16/ 0 COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444) 1 2 0
17/ 0*MOTHERSHIP 2 (6053) 8 15 1 34.8 17/ 8 COMPOSERS (2238) 1 2 0
18-19 FIGHTING WORDS (586) 46 89 5 34.1 18-18 COUNTRY PEOPLE (116) 1 2 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/ 0 COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444) 31 67 1 31.6 19/10 LEGAL TERMS (124) 1 2 0
20/20 COMPOSERS (2238) 8 20 0 28.6 20-21 BIG TEN 3 (6980) 0 1 0
21-21*FAT AND SUGAR (3145) 4 15 0 21.1 21/ 0 HOPEFULS (587) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Much has changed in DWES EG since last I was here. Never fear, Olaf Modeen
adapts to many situations, as do all successful fighters. You know what they say
about the herd of lions who studied a judge... CARNIVAL OF CHAOS moved up 12 places,
to 3rd. Phhbltt! Too much drinking and too little dodging gave COMPOSERS a 0-1-0!
I got a good laugh out of it! What's with MAL MUJER? She actually beat MOONS OF
KRYNN's LUNITARI, and walked away with 22 more points from the fight. Laughs were
big at HISPANIC RELATIVES while they watched MAL MUJER clobber LUNITARI. She lost 16
points and got bruised from objects thrown from the stands. DWES EG has a Duelmaster
who doesn't sit back and get lazy. He challenged CARNIVAL OF CHAOS' CHAINSAW JUGGLER
(14-6-0), which should prove (ahem!) interesting. I can barely restrain my enthusiam
for CARNIVAL OF CHAOS' outstanding member, Duelmaster CHAINSAW JUGGLER. Wouldn't it
be nice to have live subjects to practice on? I hear some team is looking into the
uses of convicted prisoners.
No matter the time or place, men will always duel. How well I know the feeling
of being the most challenged warrior, CHAINSAW JUGGLER! Don't make idle boasts, they
may come back to haunt you.
There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit. Do you want the fighters
to walk away, or not? Many a warrior has met his fate in a hungover stupor. You
young rapscallions, take note!
Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors. Any plans here? All
work and no play makes Olaf a dull fighter. Work and play no fighter dull Olaf.
Olaffighterwork and no play. I don't want to overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CHAINSAW JUGGLER 56761 14 6 0 108 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HOME RUN!! 56869 7 2 0 98 ORIOLE MADNESS (967)
BURKES CAFE 6800 16 15 1 97 ORIOLE MADNESS (967)
MAL MUJER 56434 10 5 0 92 HISPANIC RELATIVES (1737)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ANOMALY 771 13 19 1 88 LEGAL TERMS (124)
-ASTRO 56700 5 0 0 69 ERATTA1 (9085)
HBP 56769 9 19 1 68 RESTRICTIONS (117)
LUNITARI 57001 11 3 0 67 MOONS OF KRYNN (6986)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DIAMOND RUGS 56822 6 0 0 59 COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)
-DEMON FURY 56938 7 4 0 58 THIRSTY THUGS 0418 (5093)
ATTIC WHISPERER 57012 14 12 0 57 DRAWN TOGETHER (6991)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FUNGAL CRAWLER 56999 14 12 0 55 FEAR FACTORY 8 (6744)
BLOOP SINGLE 56971 3 1 0 50 ORIOLE MADNESS (967)
-THE SICKNESS 15042 5 4 0 49 DISTURBED (2255)
ELLINGTON 56846 8 12 0 44 COMPOSERS (2238)
-BLUSH 53206 5 2 0 41 PRACTICAL (8976)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GRASS 56969 4 9 0 33 RESTRICTIONS (117)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MARYLAND 57100 2 1 0 27 BIG TEN 3 (6980)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SKEETER BEATER 56526 3 2 0 22 COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)
LUMPY WICKETS 56989 2 0 0 22 MOTHERSHIP 2 (6053)
MAYFLY 56676 2 0 1 17 MOTHERSHIP 2 (6053)
-CAKE 57082 1 1 0 12 FAT AND SUGAR (3145)
GET EVEN 56422 2 3 0 11 HOPEFULS (587)
-MILK DUD 57152 1 0 0 8 FAT AND SUGAR (3145)
-MMM, FRIED 57090 1 1 0 8 FAT AND SUGAR (3145)
-EASY 57143 1 2 0 6 FIGHTING WORDS (586)
-DUSTIN 57151 1 0 0 5 COUNTRY PEOPLE (116)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
BLAH 18 56981 0 1 0 COLLEGE RADIO 3 5444 HIGH ELF 460 NONE
UNCOUTH 57144 0 1 0 COUNTRY PEOPLE 116 TANGO 47454 457
BLAH2000 57134 0 1 0 MOTHERSHIP 2 6053 MOUNTAIN TROLL 460 NONE
BALK 57136 0 1 0 ORIOLE MADNESS 967 STONE GOLEM 460 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BLAH 18 was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
BLAH2000 was slaughtered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
BALK was easily killed by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
ANOMALY was overpowered by CHAINSAW JUGGLER in a 1 minute Challenge Title duel.
MAL MUJER overpowered LUNITARI in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
BURKES CAFE devastated HBP in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
HOME RUN!! devastated KUNG-FU MASTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
ATTIC WHISPERER was narrowly defeated by BUENA ESPOSA in a 2 minute gruesome melee.
FUNGAL CRAWLER vanquished SKEETER BEATER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
GRASS was overpowered by DIAMOND RUGS in a 2 minute gory uneven duel.
ELLINGTON was overpowered by BLOOP SINGLE in a 1 minute uneven match.
MAYFLY overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
LUMPY WICKETS subdued GET EVEN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute amateur's competition.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 8 WALL OF STEEL 18 - 10 - 0 64 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 STRIKING ATTACK 12 - 7 - 2 63 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 42 - 31 - 0 58 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 LUNGING ATTACK 25 - 24 - 2 51 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 TOTAL PARRY 10 - 10 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 3 - 0 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-LUNGE 9 - 9 - 1 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 6 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 5 - 0 44 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 5 - 0 29 |
Turn 460 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 4 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 4 2 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 4 - 4 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 PARRY-STRIKE
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-STRIKE CHAINSAW JUGGLER -8775 14 6 0 108 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)
STRIKING ATTACK HOME RUN!! -8667 7 2 0 98 ORIOLE MADNESS (967)
AIMED BLOW MAL MUJER -9102 10 5 0 92 HISPANIC RELATIVES (1737)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is BURKES CAFE 6800. The most popular warrior this
turn was DIAMOND RUGS -8714. The ten other most popular fighters were CHAINSAW
JUGGLER -8775, ATTIC WHISPERER -8524, BUENA ESPOSA -8492, MAYFLY -8860, HOME RUN!!
-8667, LUMPY WICKETS -8547, MAL MUJER -9102, BURKES CAFE 6800, FUNGAL CRAWLER -8537,
and BLOOP SINGLE -8565.
The least popular fighter this week was ELLINGTON -8690. The other ten least popular
fighters were SKEETER BEATER -9010, HBP -8767, LUNITARI -8535, BALK -8400, BLAH2000
-8402, BLAH 18 -8555, GET EVEN -9114, GRASS -8567, ANOMALY 771, and BLOOP SINGLE
-8565.
CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS
To clarify: You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided.
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space.
Make sure you include the ID!
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have
up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch,
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long. For any questions, please contact the
Gladiatorial Commission.