DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/26/2017    Duedate: 07/08/2017

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 460

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CHAINSAW JUGGLER
CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)
(82-56761) [14-6-0,108]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CHAINSAW JUGGLER               LUMPY WICKETS
CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)       MOTHERSHIP 2 (6053)
(82-56761) [14-6-0,108]        (82-56989) [2-0-0,22]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

BURKES CAFE                    DIAMOND RUGS
ORIOLE MADNESS (967)           COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)
(82-6800) [16-15-1,97]         (82-56822) [6-0-0,59]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

HISPANIC RELATIVES (1737)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. HISPANIC RELATIVES (1737)     34 
2. ORIOLE MADNESS (967)          34    ORIOLE MADNESS (967)
3. MOTHERSHIP 2 (6053)           15    Unchartered Team
4. CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)      15 
5. COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)        6     MOTHERSHIP 2 (6053)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*PRACTICAL (8976)           7   2  0 77.8   1/ 1 HISPANIC RELATIVES (1737) 5  1 0
 2- 2 THIRSTY THUGS 0418 (5093) 12   7  0 63.2   2/11 ORIOLE MADNESS (967)      3  1 0
 3- 3 ERATTA1 (9085)            50  46  3 52.1   3/15 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)  2  0 0
 4/ 6 ORIOLE MADNESS (967)      54  53  1 50.5   4- 9 HUNTING BUDDIES (118)     2  0 0
 5- 5 DISTURBED (2255)           7   7  0 50.0   5/ 0*MOTHERSHIP 2 (6053)       2  1 0
 6/ 4 DRAWN TOGETHER (6991)     41  42  2 49.4   6- 2*FAT AND SUGAR (3145)      2  1 0
 7/ 7 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019) 101 109  2 48.1   7/12 RESTRICTIONS (117)        2  4 0
 8- 8 HUNTING BUDDIES (118)    131 153 10 46.1   8-13 ERATTA1 (9085)            1  0 0
 9/ 9 HISPANIC RELATIVES (1737) 29  34  0 46.0   9-14*PRACTICAL (8976)          1  0 0
10/11 RESTRICTIONS (117)       117 150  6 43.8  10- 4 THIRSTY THUGS 0418 (5093) 1  0 0
11/10 MOONS OF KRYNN (6986)     34  44  1 43.6  11-16 DISTURBED (2255)          1  1 0
12/13 FEAR FACTORY 8 (6744)     30  40  1 42.9  12-17 FIGHTING WORDS (586)      1  1 0
13/ 0 HOPEFULS (587)           119 168  9 41.5  13/ 6 DRAWN TOGETHER (6991)     1  2 0
14-15 BIG TEN 3 (6980)          29  45  1 39.2  14/ 7 MOONS OF KRYNN (6986)     1  2 0
15-16 COUNTRY PEOPLE (116)      24  38  2 38.7  15/20 FEAR FACTORY 8 (6744)     1  2 0
16/17 LEGAL TERMS (124)         37  60  2 38.1  16/ 0 COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)    1  2 0
17/ 0*MOTHERSHIP 2 (6053)        8  15  1 34.8  17/ 8 COMPOSERS (2238)          1  2 0
18-19 FIGHTING WORDS (586)      46  89  5 34.1  18-18 COUNTRY PEOPLE (116)      1  2 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/ 0 COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)    31  67  1 31.6  19/10 LEGAL TERMS (124)         1  2 0
20/20 COMPOSERS (2238)           8  20  0 28.6  20-21 BIG TEN 3 (6980)          0  1 0
21-21*FAT AND SUGAR (3145)       4  15  0 21.1  21/ 0 HOPEFULS (587)            0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Much has changed in DWES EG since last I was here.  Never fear, Olaf Modeen 
adapts to many situations, as do all successful fighters.  You know what they say 
about the herd of lions who studied a judge...  CARNIVAL OF CHAOS moved up 12 places, 
to 3rd.  Phhbltt!  Too much drinking and too little dodging gave COMPOSERS a 0-1-0!  
I got a good laugh out of it!  What's with MAL MUJER?  She actually beat MOONS OF 
KRYNN's LUNITARI, and walked away with 22 more points from the fight.  Laughs were 
big at HISPANIC RELATIVES while they watched MAL MUJER clobber LUNITARI.  She lost 16 
points and got bruised from objects thrown from the stands.  DWES EG has a Duelmaster 
who doesn't sit back and get lazy.  He challenged CARNIVAL OF CHAOS' CHAINSAW JUGGLER 
(14-6-0), which should prove (ahem!) interesting.  I can barely restrain my enthusiam 
for CARNIVAL OF CHAOS' outstanding member, Duelmaster CHAINSAW JUGGLER.  Wouldn't it 
be nice to have live subjects to practice on?  I hear some team is looking into the 
uses of convicted prisoners.   
     No matter the time or place, men will always duel.  How well I know the feeling 
of being the most challenged warrior, CHAINSAW JUGGLER!  Don't make idle boasts, they 
may come back to haunt you.   
     There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit.  Do you want the fighters 
to walk away, or not?  Many a warrior has met his fate in a hungover stupor.  You 
young rapscallions, take note!   
     Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors.  Any plans here?  All 
work and no play makes Olaf a dull fighter.  Work and play no fighter dull Olaf.  
Olaffighterwork and no play.  I don't want to overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHAINSAW JUGGLER 56761       14   6  0 108         CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)  

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOME RUN!! 56869              7   2  0  98         ORIOLE MADNESS (967)      
 BURKES CAFE 6800             16  15  1  97         ORIOLE MADNESS (967)      
 MAL MUJER 56434              10   5  0  92         HISPANIC RELATIVES (1737) 

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ANOMALY 771                  13  19  1  88         LEGAL TERMS (124)         
-ASTRO 56700                   5   0  0  69         ERATTA1 (9085)            
 HBP 56769                     9  19  1  68         RESTRICTIONS (117)        
 LUNITARI 57001               11   3  0  67         MOONS OF KRYNN (6986)     

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DIAMOND RUGS 56822            6   0  0  59         COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)    
-DEMON FURY 56938              7   4  0  58         THIRSTY THUGS 0418 (5093) 
 ATTIC WHISPERER 57012        14  12  0  57         DRAWN TOGETHER (6991)     

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FUNGAL CRAWLER 56999         14  12  0  55         FEAR FACTORY 8 (6744)     
 BLOOP SINGLE 56971            3   1  0  50         ORIOLE MADNESS (967)      
-THE SICKNESS 15042            5   4  0  49         DISTURBED (2255)          
 ELLINGTON 56846               8  12  0  44         COMPOSERS (2238)          
-BLUSH 53206                   5   2  0  41         PRACTICAL (8976)          

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GRASS 56969                   4   9  0  33         RESTRICTIONS (117)        

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MARYLAND 57100                2   1  0  27         BIG TEN 3 (6980)          

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SKEETER BEATER 56526          3   2  0  22         COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)    
 LUMPY WICKETS 56989           2   0  0  22         MOTHERSHIP 2 (6053)       
 MAYFLY 56676                  2   0  1  17         MOTHERSHIP 2 (6053)       
-CAKE 57082                    1   1  0  12         FAT AND SUGAR (3145)      
 GET EVEN 56422                2   3  0  11         HOPEFULS (587)            
-MILK DUD 57152                1   0  0   8         FAT AND SUGAR (3145)      
-MMM, FRIED 57090              1   1  0   8         FAT AND SUGAR (3145)      
-EASY 57143                    1   2  0   6         FIGHTING WORDS (586)      
-DUSTIN 57151                  1   0  0   5         COUNTRY PEOPLE (116)      

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BLAH 18 56981           0  1 0 COLLEGE RADIO 3 5444 HIGH ELF              460  NONE
UNCOUTH 57144           0  1 0 COUNTRY PEOPLE 116   TANGO 47454           457   
BLAH2000 57134          0  1 0 MOTHERSHIP 2 6053    MOUNTAIN TROLL        460  NONE
BALK 57136              0  1 0 ORIOLE MADNESS 967   STONE GOLEM           460  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BLAH 18 was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
BLAH2000 was slaughtered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
BALK was easily killed by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
ANOMALY was overpowered by CHAINSAW JUGGLER in a 1 minute Challenge Title duel.
MAL MUJER overpowered LUNITARI in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
BURKES CAFE devastated HBP in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
HOME RUN!! devastated KUNG-FU MASTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
ATTIC WHISPERER was narrowly defeated by BUENA ESPOSA in a 2 minute gruesome melee.
FUNGAL CRAWLER vanquished SKEETER BEATER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
GRASS was overpowered by DIAMOND RUGS in a 2 minute gory uneven duel.
ELLINGTON was overpowered by BLOOP SINGLE in a 1 minute uneven match.
MAYFLY overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
LUMPY WICKETS subdued GET EVEN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute amateur's competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       8         WALL OF STEEL     18 -  10 -  0      64  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         STRIKING ATTACK   12 -   7 -  2      63  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         AIMED BLOW        42 -  31 -  0      58  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         LUNGING ATTACK    25 -  24 -  2      51  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         TOTAL PARRY       10 -  10 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   3 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -   9 -  1      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   6 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         SLASHING ATTACK    4 -   5 -  0      44  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         BASHING ATTACK     2 -   5 -  0      29  |

Turn 460 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         4  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  4         2  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         4 -  4     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-STRIKE     CHAINSAW JUGGLER -8775     14   6  0  108 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)
STRIKING ATTACK  HOME RUN!! -8667            7   2  0   98 ORIOLE MADNESS (967)
AIMED BLOW       MAL MUJER -9102            10   5  0   92 HISPANIC RELATIVES (1737)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BURKES CAFE 6800.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was DIAMOND RUGS -8714.  The ten other most popular fighters were CHAINSAW 
JUGGLER -8775, ATTIC WHISPERER -8524, BUENA ESPOSA -8492, MAYFLY -8860, HOME RUN!! 
-8667, LUMPY WICKETS -8547, MAL MUJER -9102, BURKES CAFE 6800, FUNGAL CRAWLER -8537, 
and BLOOP SINGLE -8565.

The least popular fighter this week was ELLINGTON -8690.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SKEETER BEATER -9010, HBP -8767, LUNITARI -8535, BALK -8400, BLAH2000 
-8402, BLAH 18 -8555, GET EVEN -9114, GRASS -8567, ANOMALY 771, and BLOOP SINGLE 
-8565.

                                CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS

To clarify:  You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.  
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided. 
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space. 
Make sure you include the ID!

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.