DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/24/2017    Duedate: 08/05/2017

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 462

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CHAINSAW JUGGLER
CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)
(82-56761) [15-7-0,98]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CHAINSAW JUGGLER               POSITION IS EMPTY
CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)       
(82-56761) [15-7-0,98]         

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

CHAINSAW JUGGLER               THE FADED LINE
CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)       DRAWN TOGETHER (6991)
(82-56761) [15-7-0,98]         (82-56673) [13-6-2,92]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DRAWN TOGETHER (6991)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. COMPOSERS (2238)              21 
2. DRAWN TOGETHER (6991)         11    GWAR (1021)
3. ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)         9     Unchartered Team
4. HARVEST DAY (6987)            9  
5. MOONS OF KRYNN (6986)         9     ARCANE KNOWLEGE (526)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0 GWAR (1021)              178 154 12 53.6   1/ 4 DRAWN TOGETHER (6991)     3  1 0
 2/ 5 DRAWN TOGETHER (6991)     44  42  2 51.2   2- 1 MOTHERSHIP 2 (6053)       3  1 0
 3- 4 ORIOLE MADNESS (967)      54  53  1 50.5   3- 2 ORIOLE MADNESS (967)      3  1 0
 4/ 7 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019) 102 110  2 48.1   4/15 MOONS OF KRYNN (6986)     2  1 0
 5- 9 HISPANIC RELATIVES (1737) 29  35  0 45.3   5/ 5 FEAR FACTORY 8 (6744)     2  1 0
 6/10 MOONS OF KRYNN (6986)     36  44  1 45.0   6- 3 HISPANIC RELATIVES (1737) 2  1 0
 7/ 0 ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)     35  44  4 44.3   7/ 6 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)  2  1 0
 8-11 RESTRICTIONS (117)       117 150  6 43.8   8- 8 COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)    2  2 0
 9/12 FEAR FACTORY 8 (6744)     31  41  1 43.1   9/ 0 HARVEST DAY (6987)        1  0 1
10-13 HOPEFULS (587)           119 168  9 41.5  10/ 0 ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)     1  0 0
11/ 0 HARVEST DAY (6987)        24  35  4 40.7  11/ 0 GWAR (1021)               1  0 0
12-15 LEGAL TERMS (124)         38  60  2 38.8  12- 7 LEGAL TERMS (124)         1  1 0
13-16 COUNTRY PEOPLE (116)      24  39  2 38.1  13/18 COMPOSERS (2238)          1  2 0
14-17 MOTHERSHIP 2 (6053)        9  15  1 37.5  14-17 RESTRICTIONS (117)        0  2 0
15-18 FIGHTING WORDS (586)      46  90  5 33.8  15-20 HOPEFULS (587)            0  1 0
16-19 COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)    32  67  1 32.3  16-16 COUNTRY PEOPLE (116)      0  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
17/20 COMPOSERS (2238)           9  21  0 30.0  17-14 FIGHTING WORDS (586)      0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  Say good-bye 
to MOTHERSHIP 2, as they are pushed from the coveted top team spot by the DRAWN 
TOGETHER stable.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit 
it's corny) is MOONS OF KRYNN, who swept up 11 places in the ranks.  It was a tough 
week for LEGAL TERMS, to drop 5 places in the rankings.  Hey everybody, watch out for 
ELLINGTON, who flew up 21 points in the rankings after mashing FUNGAL CRAWLER like a 
melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  And falling like a basher in the top ten was 
FUNGAL CRAWLER, who dropped 4 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout 
with ELLINGTON.  Well, if ya don't shows up at the laundromat, ya can'ts wash yer 
clothes.  ANOMALY did not fight this week so his title was forfeit.  It's a proud day 
for the CARNIVAL OF CHAOS stable, as their warrior, CHAINSAW JUGGLER, ascended the 
Duelmaster's throne.  Advice to bashers--never force anything, just get a bigger 
halberd!   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the DWES EG arena.  And hey, 
kiddies, those of you who didn't avoid COLLEGE RADIO 3, please raise you hand.  Wow.  
Does DWES EG really have that many liars?  And you guys like to boo me?  Well, 
unsling your rasberries, cause CARNIVAL OF CHAOS beats feet every time COLLEGE RADIO 
3 smiles at them.  Try farming, eh?   
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  Ask not the elves for counsel, for they 
will say both yes and no.  Silly buggers, eh?   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  Okay, so I may not be the world's best comedian, 
but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors.  See ya next time I'm on this 
circuit!-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHAINSAW JUGGLER 56761       15   7  0  98         CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)  

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ANOMALY 771                  14  19  1 104         LEGAL TERMS (124)         
-HOME RUN!! 56869              7   2  0  98         ORIOLE MADNESS (967)      
-BURKES CAFE 6800             16  15  1  97         ORIOLE MADNESS (967)      
 THE FADED LINE 56673         13   6  2  92         DRAWN TOGETHER (6991)     
-MAL MUJER 56434              10   5  0  92         HISPANIC RELATIVES (1737) 

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LUNITARI 57001               13   3  0  84         MOONS OF KRYNN (6986)     
 ATTIC WHISPERER 57012        16  12  0  81         DRAWN TOGETHER (6991)     
-DIAMOND RUGS 56822            7   0  0  73         COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)    
-HBP 56769                     9  19  1  68         RESTRICTIONS (117)        

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ELLINGTON 56846               9  13  0  66         COMPOSERS (2238)          
 FUNGAL CRAWLER 56999         15  13  0  58         FEAR FACTORY 8 (6744)     

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ODERUS 56672                 10   5  1  56         GWAR (1021)               
 GHOST PEPPER 56860            4   1  3  54         HARVEST DAY (6987)        
 ARCHAIC TRIAD 56745           6   5  0  49         ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)     

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GRASS 56969                   4   9  0  33         RESTRICTIONS (117)        

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LUMPY WICKETS 56989           3   0  0  26         MOTHERSHIP 2 (6053)       

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SKEETER BEATER 56526          3   2  0  22         COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)    
-MAYFLY 56676                  2   0  1  17         MOTHERSHIP 2 (6053)       
-GET EVEN 56422                2   3  0  11         HOPEFULS (587)            
-EASY 57143                    1   3  0   6         FIGHTING WORDS (586)      
-DUSTIN 57151                  1   1  0   4         COUNTRY PEOPLE (116)      

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
FRATSFA SLAVE           0  0 0                      GHOST PEPPER 56860    462  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ATTIC WHISPERER bested CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
LUNITARI vanquished CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute uneven battle.
THE FADED LINE demolished KUNG-FU MASTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven fight.
CHAINSAW JUGGLER overpowered VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
FUNGAL CRAWLER was devastated by ELLINGTON in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
GHOST PEPPER assassinated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
ODERUS handily defeated CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute uneven fight.
ARCHAIC TRIAD vanquished FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute uneven duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       4         STRIKING ATTACK   13 -   4 -  1      76  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         WALL OF STEEL     17 -  11 -  0      61  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         AIMED BLOW        42 -  29 -  0      59  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   3 -  0      57  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         TOTAL PARRY        8 -   7 -  0      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         LUNGING ATTACK    18 -  18 -  2      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -  10 -  1      47  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         BASHING ATTACK     2 -   3 -  0      40  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   5 -  0       0  |

Turn 462 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         3  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         3 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-STRIKE     CHAINSAW JUGGLER -8775     15   7  0   98 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)
LUNGING ATTACK   THE FADED LINE -8863       13   6  2   92 DRAWN TOGETHER (6991)
AIMED BLOW       LUNITARI -8535             13   3  0   84 MOONS OF KRYNN (6986)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    ODERUS -8864               10   5  1   56 GWAR (1021)
STRIKING ATTACK  GHOST PEPPER -8676          4   1  3   54 HARVEST DAY (6987)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      ARCHAIC TRIAD -8791         6   5  0   49 ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is CHAINSAW JUGGLER -8775.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was THE FADED LINE -8863.  The ten other most popular fighters were ATTIC 
WHISPERER -8524, CHAINSAW JUGGLER -8775, ELLINGTON -8690, LUNITARI -8535, GHOST 
PEPPER -8676, ODERUS -8864, ARCHAIC TRIAD -8791, FUNGAL CRAWLER -8537,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was FUNGAL CRAWLER -8537.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were ARCHAIC TRIAD -8791, ODERUS -8864, GHOST PEPPER -8676, LUNITARI 
-8535, ELLINGTON -8690, CHAINSAW JUGGLER -8775, ATTIC WHISPERER -8524, THE FADED LINE 
-8863,  0, and  0.

   They say it's bad manners to toot your own horn, but if I don't do it, who will?

I am undertaking a fiction-writing project on the Patreon website, under my own name
of Judith Solberg.  It isn't the kind of story I might put in the newsletter, but I
think some of you might enjoy it.  I don't know how much you can see if you just
cruise by, but they tell me it's up and open. -- Jorja