DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 07/24/2017 Duedate: 08/05/2017
DWES EG ARENA
DM 82 TURN 462
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
CHAINSAW JUGGLER
CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)
(82-56761) [15-7-0,98]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
CHAINSAW JUGGLER POSITION IS EMPTY
CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)
(82-56761) [15-7-0,98]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
CHAINSAW JUGGLER THE FADED LINE
CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019) DRAWN TOGETHER (6991)
(82-56761) [15-7-0,98] (82-56673) [13-6-2,92]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
DRAWN TOGETHER (6991)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. COMPOSERS (2238) 21
2. DRAWN TOGETHER (6991) 11 GWAR (1021)
3. ROMAN DIVINITY (7761) 9 Unchartered Team
4. HARVEST DAY (6987) 9
5. MOONS OF KRYNN (6986) 9 ARCANE KNOWLEGE (526)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0 GWAR (1021) 178 154 12 53.6 1/ 4 DRAWN TOGETHER (6991) 3 1 0
2/ 5 DRAWN TOGETHER (6991) 44 42 2 51.2 2- 1 MOTHERSHIP 2 (6053) 3 1 0
3- 4 ORIOLE MADNESS (967) 54 53 1 50.5 3- 2 ORIOLE MADNESS (967) 3 1 0
4/ 7 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019) 102 110 2 48.1 4/15 MOONS OF KRYNN (6986) 2 1 0
5- 9 HISPANIC RELATIVES (1737) 29 35 0 45.3 5/ 5 FEAR FACTORY 8 (6744) 2 1 0
6/10 MOONS OF KRYNN (6986) 36 44 1 45.0 6- 3 HISPANIC RELATIVES (1737) 2 1 0
7/ 0 ROMAN DIVINITY (7761) 35 44 4 44.3 7/ 6 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019) 2 1 0
8-11 RESTRICTIONS (117) 117 150 6 43.8 8- 8 COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444) 2 2 0
9/12 FEAR FACTORY 8 (6744) 31 41 1 43.1 9/ 0 HARVEST DAY (6987) 1 0 1
10-13 HOPEFULS (587) 119 168 9 41.5 10/ 0 ROMAN DIVINITY (7761) 1 0 0
11/ 0 HARVEST DAY (6987) 24 35 4 40.7 11/ 0 GWAR (1021) 1 0 0
12-15 LEGAL TERMS (124) 38 60 2 38.8 12- 7 LEGAL TERMS (124) 1 1 0
13-16 COUNTRY PEOPLE (116) 24 39 2 38.1 13/18 COMPOSERS (2238) 1 2 0
14-17 MOTHERSHIP 2 (6053) 9 15 1 37.5 14-17 RESTRICTIONS (117) 0 2 0
15-18 FIGHTING WORDS (586) 46 90 5 33.8 15-20 HOPEFULS (587) 0 1 0
16-19 COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444) 32 67 1 32.3 16-16 COUNTRY PEOPLE (116) 0 1 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
17/20 COMPOSERS (2238) 9 21 0 30.0 17-14 FIGHTING WORDS (586) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report. Sit
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis. Say good-bye
to MOTHERSHIP 2, as they are pushed from the coveted top team spot by the DRAWN
TOGETHER stable. Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit
it's corny) is MOONS OF KRYNN, who swept up 11 places in the ranks. It was a tough
week for LEGAL TERMS, to drop 5 places in the rankings. Hey everybody, watch out for
ELLINGTON, who flew up 21 points in the rankings after mashing FUNGAL CRAWLER like a
melon. Keep your eye on this guy. And falling like a basher in the top ten was
FUNGAL CRAWLER, who dropped 4 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout
with ELLINGTON. Well, if ya don't shows up at the laundromat, ya can'ts wash yer
clothes. ANOMALY did not fight this week so his title was forfeit. It's a proud day
for the CARNIVAL OF CHAOS stable, as their warrior, CHAINSAW JUGGLER, ascended the
Duelmaster's throne. Advice to bashers--never force anything, just get a bigger
halberd!
Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the DWES EG arena. And hey,
kiddies, those of you who didn't avoid COLLEGE RADIO 3, please raise you hand. Wow.
Does DWES EG really have that many liars? And you guys like to boo me? Well,
unsling your rasberries, cause CARNIVAL OF CHAOS beats feet every time COLLEGE RADIO
3 smiles at them. Try farming, eh?
Death is kind of like a new puppy: he's always around wanting to play. (Ha
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?). Ask not the elves for counsel, for they
will say both yes and no. Silly buggers, eh?
I think I had better cut this one short. It's been nice chatting to those of
you whom I have not offended yet. Okay, so I may not be the world's best comedian,
but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors. See ya next time I'm on this
circuit!-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CHAINSAW JUGGLER 56761 15 7 0 98 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ANOMALY 771 14 19 1 104 LEGAL TERMS (124)
-HOME RUN!! 56869 7 2 0 98 ORIOLE MADNESS (967)
-BURKES CAFE 6800 16 15 1 97 ORIOLE MADNESS (967)
THE FADED LINE 56673 13 6 2 92 DRAWN TOGETHER (6991)
-MAL MUJER 56434 10 5 0 92 HISPANIC RELATIVES (1737)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LUNITARI 57001 13 3 0 84 MOONS OF KRYNN (6986)
ATTIC WHISPERER 57012 16 12 0 81 DRAWN TOGETHER (6991)
-DIAMOND RUGS 56822 7 0 0 73 COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)
-HBP 56769 9 19 1 68 RESTRICTIONS (117)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ELLINGTON 56846 9 13 0 66 COMPOSERS (2238)
FUNGAL CRAWLER 56999 15 13 0 58 FEAR FACTORY 8 (6744)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ODERUS 56672 10 5 1 56 GWAR (1021)
GHOST PEPPER 56860 4 1 3 54 HARVEST DAY (6987)
ARCHAIC TRIAD 56745 6 5 0 49 ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-GRASS 56969 4 9 0 33 RESTRICTIONS (117)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-LUMPY WICKETS 56989 3 0 0 26 MOTHERSHIP 2 (6053)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SKEETER BEATER 56526 3 2 0 22 COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)
-MAYFLY 56676 2 0 1 17 MOTHERSHIP 2 (6053)
-GET EVEN 56422 2 3 0 11 HOPEFULS (587)
-EASY 57143 1 3 0 6 FIGHTING WORDS (586)
-DUSTIN 57151 1 1 0 4 COUNTRY PEOPLE (116)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
FRATSFA SLAVE 0 0 0 GHOST PEPPER 56860 462 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
ATTIC WHISPERER bested CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
LUNITARI vanquished CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute uneven battle.
THE FADED LINE demolished KUNG-FU MASTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven fight.
CHAINSAW JUGGLER overpowered VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
FUNGAL CRAWLER was devastated by ELLINGTON in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
GHOST PEPPER assassinated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
ODERUS handily defeated CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute uneven fight.
ARCHAIC TRIAD vanquished FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 4 STRIKING ATTACK 13 - 4 - 1 76 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 WALL OF STEEL 17 - 11 - 0 61 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 4 - 0 60 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 AIMED BLOW 42 - 29 - 0 59 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 3 - 0 57 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 8 - 7 - 0 53 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 LUNGING ATTACK 18 - 18 - 2 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 9 - 10 - 1 47 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 3 - 0 40 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 5 - 0 0 |
Turn 462 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 3 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 3 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 PARRY-STRIKE
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
AIMED BLOW 3 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-STRIKE CHAINSAW JUGGLER -8775 15 7 0 98 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)
LUNGING ATTACK THE FADED LINE -8863 13 6 2 92 DRAWN TOGETHER (6991)
AIMED BLOW LUNITARI -8535 13 3 0 84 MOONS OF KRYNN (6986)
PARRY-RIPOSTE ODERUS -8864 10 5 1 56 GWAR (1021)
STRIKING ATTACK GHOST PEPPER -8676 4 1 3 54 HARVEST DAY (6987)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE ARCHAIC TRIAD -8791 6 5 0 49 ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is CHAINSAW JUGGLER -8775. The most popular warrior
this turn was THE FADED LINE -8863. The ten other most popular fighters were ATTIC
WHISPERER -8524, CHAINSAW JUGGLER -8775, ELLINGTON -8690, LUNITARI -8535, GHOST
PEPPER -8676, ODERUS -8864, ARCHAIC TRIAD -8791, FUNGAL CRAWLER -8537, 0, and 0.
The least popular fighter this week was FUNGAL CRAWLER -8537. The other ten least
popular fighters were ARCHAIC TRIAD -8791, ODERUS -8864, GHOST PEPPER -8676, LUNITARI
-8535, ELLINGTON -8690, CHAINSAW JUGGLER -8775, ATTIC WHISPERER -8524, THE FADED LINE
-8863, 0, and 0.
They say it's bad manners to toot your own horn, but if I don't do it, who will?
I am undertaking a fiction-writing project on the Patreon website, under my own name
of Judith Solberg. It isn't the kind of story I might put in the newsletter, but I
think some of you might enjoy it. I don't know how much you can see if you just
cruise by, but they tell me it's up and open. -- Jorja