DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/08/2018    Duedate: 01/20/2018

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 474

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DENSER
WOTB A62 (5862)
(82-35579) [13-4-2,116]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DENSER                         0004
WOTB A62 (5862)                OCT 2001 2 (1813)
(82-35579) [13-4-2,116]        (82-12395) [6-3-0,70]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

ATTIC WHISPERER                CALORIE THREAT
DRAWN TOGETHER (6991)          LAZY 8 (8396)
(82-57012) [22-18-0,84]        (82-49955) [5-9-0,74]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

GWAR (1021)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WAY OF THE BLADE ID (3522)    34 
2. ALL-TIMERS (6879)             24    WOTB A62 (5862)
3. MARK'S STUFF II (9441)        12    Unchartered Team
4. FEAR FACTORY 8 (6744)         12 
5. LAZY 8 (8396)                 11    OCT 2001 2 (1813)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 WOTB A62 (5862)           13   4  2 76.5   1- 1 INK & STEEL X (7273)      6  2 1
 2/ 1 JAN 2002 (2073)            8   3  2 72.7   2- 2 ORIOLE MADNESS (967)      5  3 0
 3/ 8*OCT 2001 2 (1813)          6   3  0 66.7   3- 3 COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)    4  4 0
 4/ 9 MARK'S STUFF II (9441)     7   4  1 63.6   4/ 6 GWAR (1021)               3  0 1
 5/10 AT THE TABLE (8646)        7   4  0 63.6   5/ 9 WOTB A62 (5862)           3  0 0
 6/12 ALL-TIMERS (6879)          7   4  0 63.6   6- 5*QUEER AS FOLK (4505)      3  1 0
 7- 7*FORCE OF FIVE2 (1284)      5   3  1 62.5   7/26 AT THE TABLE (8646)       2  1 0
 8/ 3*OCT 2004 (5014)            3   2  1 60.0   8/18 ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)     2  1 0
 9/ 0 WAY OF THE BLADE I (3522) 10   7  0 58.8   9/11 OCT 2004 2 (5015)         2  1 0
10/15 APR 2002 (2203)            7   5  0 58.3  10/ 4*OCT 2004 (5014)           2  1 0
11-13*HIGHLIGHTERS (8663)        5   4  0 55.6  11/12*OCT 2001 2 (1813)         2  1 0
12-14 INK & STEEL X (7273)      35  29  3 54.7  12/14 APR 2002 (2203)           2  1 0
13/11 SOME GUYS (8727)           6   5  0 54.5  13- 7 RESTRICTIONS (117)        2  2 0
14/16 GWAR (1021)              184 161 13 53.3  14-17 BLOODHAMMER CLAN (3703)   2  3 0
15-18 ORIOLE MADNESS (967)      63  57  2 52.5  15/ 8 DRAWN TOGETHER (6991)     2  4 0
16/17 DRAWN TOGETHER (6991)     56  52  2 51.9  16-31 PLACES 2C URBANE (7633)   1  0 0
17-19*QUEER AS FOLK (4505)      15  14  1 51.7  17/ 0 WAY OF THE BLADE I (3522) 1  0 0
18-20 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019) 106 116  2 47.7  18-22 HUNTING BUDDIES (118)     1  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-21*ARCANE PUNISHMENT (6320)   6   7  0 46.2  19-23*ARCANE PUNISHMENT (6320)  1  1 0
20/28 OCT 2004 2 (5015)          6   7  0 46.2  20-24 HISPANIC RELATIVES (1737) 1  1 0
21-22 HUNTING BUDDIES (118)    133 157 10 45.9  21-32 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)  1  1 0
22-23 BLOODHAMMER CLAN (3703)   40  49  2 44.9  22-30*JAN 2001 5 (1152)         1  1 0
23/26 ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)     42  52  4 44.7  23-16*FORCE OF FIVE2 (1284)     1  1 0
24-24 RESTRICTIONS (117)       128 161  6 44.3  24-10 LEGAL TERMS (124)         1  1 0
25-25 HISPANIC RELATIVES (1737) 30  38  0 44.1  25/25 MARK'S STUFF II (9441)    1  2 0
26-29 LEGAL TERMS (124)         44  63  3 41.1  26/36 LAZY 8 (8396)             1  2 0
27/32 FEAR FACTORY 8 (6744)     35  54  2 39.3  27/27 LAZY 12 (8390)            1  2 0
28/30 FINGERS CROSSED (9400)     4   7  0 36.4  28/28 ALL-TIMERS (6879)         1  2 0
29/31 DON'T ASK WHAT IT  (1602)  4   7  0 36.4  29/33 FEAR FACTORY 8 (6744)     1  2 0
30/38 LAZY 8 (8396)              5   9  0 35.7  30/29 COMPOSERS (2238)          1  2 0
31/33 LAZY 12 (8390)             5   9  0 35.7  31/13 JAN 2002 (2073)           1  2 0
32-34 COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)    38  74  1 33.9  32/15 DON'T ASK WHAT IT  (1602) 1  2 0
33-35 PLACES 2C URBANE (7633)   18  36  1 33.3  33/34 SOME GUYS (8727)          0  3 0
34/37 COMPOSERS (2238)          13  29  0 31.0  34/35 FINGERS CROSSED (9400)    0  3 0
35-40*JAN 2001 5 (1152)          1   3  0 25.0  35-37*HIGHLIGHTERS (8663)       0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings warriors!  It is I, Zontani Sharp Eyes, here to bring report of the 
clash and bustle of the weekly DWES EG games.  Former top team INK & STEEL X was 
unseated this week as GWAR moved up from 6th ranking to take the top spot with a 
1-0-1 record for the round.  I have begun to suspect trickery on the part of AT THE 
TABLE.  How else weeks like this one's 1-0-0?  How else the sudden move to 7th team?  
JAN 2002 bore the brunt of major assault on their standings this week as they dropped 
to 31st position as the result of going 0-1-0!  My tutors were fond of telling me 
that the higher you rise the harder you fall.  This week DON'T ASK WHAT IT IS went 
0-1-0 and fell 17 notches into 32nd!  LAKES caught the eye of many in the 
gladiatorial commission as he skillfully bested SCRAPPLE and was awarded 34 points in 
recognition.  In one of the week's more notable duels, 0010 put down LOUSY TIMING, 
causing it to lose 2 points of recognition in the process.  Due to his absence and 
inability to defend the throne, BRIAN KINNEY has lost the title of Duelmaster.  This 
time victory fell to the grasp of the usurper.  All hail DENSER, Duelmaster of DWES 
EG!  Heed this!  A seer has warned that if exactly 6 die in duels this week, the 
whole city shall perish!  Just remember...5 or 7!   
     I have been in deep conclave with my spies who watched all that has recently 
transpired.  Indeed there is much I would report.   
     What warrior does not hone his years, impatiently waiting for the moment of his 
foe's mortality?  My condolences to JAN 2002 for their loss of a very promising 
warrior, 0001.  0001 went to doom before the arms of WAR TOY, a warrior of GWAR.  
This week's duel proved deadly to 0001 as he fell to the more renowned warrior, WAR 
TOY.  How will JAN 2002 find revenge?  Dark alleys may hide both secrets and 
assassins.  In the arena there is only the brightness of steel.  Keep vigil always!   
     The girls are as pretty in DWES EG as ever I remembered them....and the fighters 
as ugly!  Don't let your reputation slip!  More than a sharp eye must I keep, indeed 
a stout pair of legs must I keep as well!  The endless paths of Alastari await me!  
Till next we meet remember:  a fool flies into a rage quickly and often.  The wise 
are angered by the same thing only once.  Zontani Sharp Eyes  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DENSER 35579                 13   4  2 116         WOTB A62 (5862)           

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BRIAN KINNEY 27703            8   1  1 128         QUEER AS FOLK (4505)      
-BURKES CAFE 6800             18  16  1 101         ORIOLE MADNESS (967)      
-RIPKEN 56713                 10   7  0 101         ORIOLE MADNESS (967)      
 LAKES 22204                  10   7  0  99         WAY OF THE BLADE ID (3522)
 LONDON CALLING 41246          7   4  0  98         ALL-TIMERS (6879)         
-MAL MUJER 56434              11   6  0  96         HISPANIC RELATIVES (1737) 

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VEIL OF DECEPTION 56697      16  12  0  94         DRAWN TOGETHER (6991)     
 FUNGAL CRAWLER 56999         19  21  1  91         FEAR FACTORY 8 (6744)     

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ARCHAIC TRIAD 56745          13  10  0  90         ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)     
 ATTIC WHISPERER 57012        22  18  0  84         DRAWN TOGETHER (6991)     
-RENEGADE 43401               11   5  0  84         INK & STEEL X (7273)      
-DIAMOND RUGS 56822            9   1  0  82         COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)    
 0010 14731                    7   5  0  82         APR 2002 (2203)           
 CALORIE THREAT 49955          5   9  0  74         LAZY 8 (8396)             
-MINDS EYE 43404               6  10  0  70         INK & STEEL X (7273)      
 0004 12395                    6   3  0  70         OCT 2001 2 (1813)         
 ELLINGTON 56846              13  21  0  68         COMPOSERS (2238)          
-GRASS 56969                   8  10  0  67         RESTRICTIONS (117)        

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MAXIMUS 8809                  5   3  1  64         FORCE OF FIVE2 (1284)     
 LOUSY TIMING 49925            5   9  0  60         LAZY 12 (8390)            

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FLOYD-O-MINE-TAILS 38059      3   4  0  56         ARCANE PUNISHMENT (6320)  
-BABYLON 27706                 6   2  0  53         QUEER AS FOLK (4505)      
 HIS TRAIN 56455               7   4  1  47         MARK'S STUFF II (9441)    
 0003 30595                    6   3  0  45         OCT 2004 2 (5015)         
-ALLEN 56968                   6   6  0  44         HUNTING BUDDIES (118)     
 SHAWN 51344                   7   4  0  42         AT THE TABLE (8646)       
 CAPABLY ZIPPY 51751           6   5  0  36         SOME GUYS (8727)          
 SCRAPPLE 11025                4   7  0  34         DON'T ASK WHAT IT I (1602)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-RHINEHORN 57108               3   0  0  33         INK & STEEL X (7273)      
 0001 30588                    3   2  1  32         OCT 2004 (5014)           
-SKEETER BEATER 56526          4   4  0  29         COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)    
-FRIDELF 56994                 3   3  0  29         BLOODHAMMER CLAN (3703)   
-HILDA 56885                   2   3  0  28         BLOODHAMMER CLAN (3703)   
 PROM 55558                    4   7  0  26         FINGERS CROSSED (9400)    

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-INKED KNIGHT 57133            2   1  2  19         INK & STEEL X (7273)      
-0010 7949                     1   3  0  19         JAN 2001 5 (1152)         
-OVERRULED 57164               4   1  1  18         LEGAL TERMS (124)         
-AEFREYA 57023                 1   3  0  18         BLOODHAMMER CLAN (3703)   
-THE BRAVERY 56982             2   1  0  17         COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)    
-CAMDEN YARDS 57161            2   1  0  12         ORIOLE MADNESS (967)      
-MYSTERY 56660                 1   2  0  11         COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)    
-MAIL STRIKE 38060             3   1  0  10         ARCANE PUNISHMENT (6320)  
-ACID EATER 57166              1   2  0   7         CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)  
-MAL HERMANO 56476             0   1  0   7         HISPANIC RELATIVES (1737) 
-JACK & COKE 57171             0   2  0   2         RESTRICTIONS (117)        

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
QUEEN OF HARLOT 40440  10  8 0 FEAR FACTORY 8 6744  YOBQUE 35593          471   
YELLOW 51430            5  4 0 HIGHLIGHTERS 8663    INKED KNIGHT 57133    472   
0001 13970              3  2 1 JAN 2002 2073        WAR TOY 7167          474   
PORT KHAZARD 56331      0  1 0 PLACES 2C URBAN 7633 OVERRULED 57164       471   
VELVET GLOVE 57150      0  1 0 QUEER AS FOLK 4505   0001 13970            470  NOT REVENGED
I'M SUPER FRAIL 43092   2  6 0 TO TELL THE TRU 7212 0001 30588            471   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DENSER devastated ATTIC WHISPERER in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
WAR TOY murdered 0001 in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
VEIL OF DECEPTION was overpowered by LONDON CALLING in a 2 minute mismatched duel.
0010 devastated LOUSY TIMING in a exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.
ELLINGTON was viciously subdued by CALORIE THREAT in a 2 minute veteran's duel.
FUNGAL CRAWLER devastated VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
ARCHAIC TRIAD vanquished M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
0004 overpowered CAPABLY ZIPPY in a 1 minute uneven duel.
LAKES overpowered SCRAPPLE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
0003 overcame PROM in a 2 minute bout.
HIS TRAIN overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
SHAWN slimly won victory over 0001 in a exciting 2 minute battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      12         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         PARRY-LUNGE       19 -  10 -  0      66  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         STRIKING ATTACK   16 -   9 -  3      64  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         TOTAL PARRY       11 -   7 -  0      61  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         LUNGING ATTACK    44 -  37 -  3      54  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         WALL OF STEEL      5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         AIMED BLOW        70 -  79 -  2      47  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -  13 -  3      38  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         BASHING ATTACK     2 -   4 -  0      33  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   4 -  0       0  |

Turn 474 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         5  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  2     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW         6 -  6     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       DENSER -29957              13   4  2  116 WOTB A62 (5862)
LUNGING ATTACK   LAKES 22204                10   7  0   99 WAY OF THE BLADE ID (3522)
TOTAL PARRY      VEIL OF DECEPTION -8839    16  12  0   94 DRAWN TOGETHER (6991)
PARRY-LUNGE      ARCHAIC TRIAD -8791        13  10  0   90 ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ATTIC WHISPERER -8524.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was CALORIE THREAT -15581.  The ten other most popular fighters were 0001 
30588, SHAWN -14192, 0003 30595, HIS TRAIN -9081, DENSER -29957, LONDON CALLING 
-24290, 0010 14731, ELLINGTON -8690, FUNGAL CRAWLER -8537, and PROM -9978.

The least popular fighter this week was SCRAPPLE 11025.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were CAPABLY ZIPPY -13785, 0001 13970, LOUSY TIMING -15611, LAKES 22204, 
0004 12395, ARCHAIC TRIAD -8791, VEIL OF DECEPTION -8839, WAR TOY 7167, ATTIC 
WHISPERER -8524, and PROM -9978.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

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