DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/05/2018    Duedate: 03/17/2018

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 478

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

LOUSY TIMING
LAZY 12 (8390)
(82-49925) [8-10-1,93]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

LOUSY TIMING                   SEMI-SWEET
LAZY 12 (8390)                 030305N (5678)
(82-49925) [8-10-1,93]         (82-36113) [2-2-0,62]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

FUNGAL CRAWLER                 MOLDY MOUTH
FEAR FACTORY 8 (6744)          BROTHERS IN ARMS (1321)
(82-56999) [20-24-1,85]        (82-8995) [4-1-0,41]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BROTHERS IN ARMS (1321)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BROTHERS IN ARMS (1321)       28 
2. 10/25/06B (7687)              27    BROTHERS IN ARMS (1321)
3. COMPOSERS (2238)              27    Unchartered Team
4. 011808C (9320)                19 
5. STYROFOAM (1041)              16    HACK2 (9156)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*G FORCE 6 (9088)           2   0  0 100.   1/ 1 BROTHERS IN ARMS (1321)   6  0 0
 2- 2*WILLING BLADES (1779)      1   0  0 100.   2/ 9 HARVEST DAY (6987)        3  0 0
 3/ 7 BROTHERS IN ARMS (1321)   13   5  1 72.2   3/13 DRAWN TOGETHER (6991)     3  0 0
 4/ 0 10/25/06B (7687)          13   5  0 72.2   4/ 7 GWAR (1021)               3  2 1
 5/ 5 COOL GAMES (6418)         12   5  0 70.6   5/33 COMPOSERS (2238)          3  2 0
 6/ 4 STYROFOAM (1041)          17   8  0 68.0   6/12*HACK2 (9156)              3  3 0
 7/ 6 PRACTICAL (8976)           7   4  0 63.6   7- 8*G FORCE 6 (9088)          2  0 0
 8/10 AT THE TABLE (8646)        9   6  0 60.0   8- 4 LEGAL TERMS (124)         2  0 0
 9/ 8*HACK2 (9156)               6   4  0 60.0   9/ 3 LAZY 12 (8390)            2  1 1
10/15 GWAR (1021)              188 163 14 53.6  10/23 AT THE TABLE (8646)       2  1 0
11/ 9 MARK'S STUFF II (9441)     8   7  1 53.3  11/11 ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)     2  1 0
12/11 SOME GUYS (8727)           8   7  0 53.3  12/27*030305N (5678)            2  2 0
13/21 STANT (8973)               8   7  0 53.3  13/30*040908O (9425)            2  4 1
14/12 ALL-TIMERS (6879)          8   7  0 53.3  14/32 COOL GAMES (6418)         2  4 0
15/18 DRAWN TOGETHER (6991)     59  54  2 52.2  15- 2*WORLD BLADES (1662)       2  6 1
16/16 ERATTA1 (9085)            51  47  3 52.0  16/34 STYROFOAM (1041)          2  6 0
17/14 FACE (8975)                7   7  1 50.0  17-19 BIG TEN 3 (6980)          1  0 0
18/19 ALLERGY (7866)            46  47  0 49.5  18-21*WILLING BLADES (1779)     1  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-22 TREES (8983)              10  11  0 47.6  19/42 STANT (8973)              1  1 0
20-23 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019) 106 118  2 47.3  20/17 FACE (8975)               1  1 0
21/26 HARVEST DAY (6987)        30  35  4 46.2  21/18 ERATTA1 (9085)            1  1 0
22/25 ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)     45  53  4 45.9  22/47 BLOODHAMMER CLAN (3703)   1  1 0
23/27 BLOODHAMMER CLAN (3703)   41  50  2 45.1  23/22 MARK'S STUFF II (9441)    1  2 0
24/24 LAZY 12 (8390)             8  10  1 44.4  24/10 SOME GUYS (8727)          1  2 0
25-28 RESTRICTIONS (117)       130 167  7 43.8  25/24 FINGERS CROSSED (9400)    1  2 0
26/32*040908O (9425)             3   4  1 42.9  26/38 LAZY 8 (8396)             1  2 0
27-30 LEGAL TERMS (124)         47  63  3 42.7  27/ 0 10/25/06B (7687)          1  2 0
28/29 HISPANIC RELATIVES (1737) 31  42  0 42.5  28/25 ALL-TIMERS (6879)         1  2 0
29-31 BIG TEN 3 (6980)          30  45  1 40.0  29/26 FEAR FACTORY 8 (6744)     1  2 0
30-34*WORLD BLADES (1662)        9  14  2 39.1  30/29 DON'T ASK WHAT IT  (1602) 1  2 0
31/33 FEAR FACTORY 8 (6744)     36  57  2 38.7  31-31*121707C (8865)            1  3 0
32/39 COMPOSERS (2238)          16  32  0 33.3  32-16 RESTRICTIONS (117)        1  4 1
33/40 LAZY 8 (8396)              6  12  0 33.3  33/ 0*011808C (9320)            1  4 0
34/36 FINGERS CROSSED (9400)     5  10  0 33.3  34/28 HISPANIC RELATIVES (1737) 1  4 0
35/37 DON'T ASK WHAT IT  (1602)  5  10  0 33.3  35/35*120507N (8820)            1  8 0
36/42*030305N (5678)             4   9  0 30.8  36/ 0*101607D (8629)            0  5 0
37-41 STAFF OF MAGIUS (6985)    12  31  0 27.9  37-36*072905U (6451)            0  5 0
38/35*120507N (8820)             3   9  0 25.0  38-39*RESORT TERMS (675)        0  3 0
39-43*G FORCE 4 (9080)           2   6  0 25.0  39/43 PRACTICAL (8976)          0  2 0
40-44*121707C (8865)             1   3  0 25.0  40-40*G FORCE 4 (9080)          0  2 0
41/ 0*011808C (9320)             1   4  0 20.0  41/45 ALLERGY (7866)            0  2 0
42/ 0*101607D (8629)             1   5  0 16.7  42-41 CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)  0  2 0
43-45*072905U (6451)             1   5  0 16.7  43-44 TREES (8983)              0  1 0
44-46*RESORT TERMS (675)         2  12  0 14.3  44-46 STAFF OF MAGIUS (6985)    0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     So why do I have this bag over my head?  Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and 
I'm going to give you a spy report!.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored 
bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is COMPOSERS, who swept up 28 places in the ranks.  
Take a look at AT THE TABLE's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 13 places in 
the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit 
it's corny) is 030305N, who swept up 15 places in the ranks.  Take a look at 
040908O's act, as they have a 1-1-0 week and gain 17 places in the team ranking.  
Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is COOL 
GAMES, who swept up 18 places in the ranks.  Take a look at STYROFOAM's act, as they 
have a 1-3-0 week and gain 18 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a 
loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is STANT, who swept up 23 places in 
the ranks.  Take a look at BLOODHAMMER CLAN's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 
25 places in the team ranking.  Suffering under a 0-1-0 record and dropping from 10th 
to 24th place were the SOME GUYS.  Keep trying!  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of 
armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is LAZY 8, who swept up 12 places in the 
ranks.  If you fall off a horse, the best way of getting over it is to get back on.  
Good advice, 011808C.  (Just avoid hopping on slashers).  Hey everybody, watch out 
for NEED MORE ROOKIES, who flew up 25 points in the rankings after mashing EMBEZZLING 
SCRIBE like a melon.  Keep your eye on this gal.  Ya know, some days it doesn't pay 
to walk out on the sands.  ASTRO was beat by ELLINGTON and drops 15 points.  It's a 
proud day for the GWAR stable, as their warrior, WAR TOY, ascended the Duelmaster's 
throne.  Can you believe they are paying me 10 gold to deliver this stuff?   
     Here is other news that is of note.   
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  Ask not the elves for counsel, for they 
will say both yes and no.  Silly buggers, eh?   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in DWES EG have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  Well, there goes another Spy 
Report.  Good luck in next week's fights.  Hasta la bye-bye.  (Loud choruses of 'Beat 
it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LOUSY TIMING 49925            8  10  1  93         LAZY 12 (8390)            

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ARCHAIC TRIAD 56745          16  11  0  92         ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)     

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ELLINGTON 56846              14  24  0  90         COMPOSERS (2238)          
 GHOST PEPPER 56860           10   1  3  89         HARVEST DAY (6987)        
 LONDON CALLING 41246          8   7  0  88         ALL-TIMERS (6879)         
 GREEN TEETH 8997              8   3  0  86         BROTHERS IN ARMS (1321)   
 FUNGAL CRAWLER 56999         20  24  1  85         FEAR FACTORY 8 (6744)     
 CALORIE THREAT 49955          6  12  0  78         LAZY 8 (8396)             

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EYES 53200                    7   7  1  65         FACE (8975)               
 ASTRO 56700                   6   1  0  65         ERATTA1 (9085)            
 BURGER BOX 7278               8   1  0  63         STYROFOAM (1041)          
 SEMI-SWEET 36113              2   2  0  62         030305N (5678)            
-GRASS 56969                   8  13  0  60         RESTRICTIONS (117)        

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ASSI 53190                    8   7  0  55         STANT (8973)              
 BT 54180                      5   0  0  49         HACK2 (9156)              
 HIS TRAIN 56455               8   7  1  44         MARK'S STUFF II (9441)    
 CAPABLY ZIPPY 51751           8   7  0  43         SOME GUYS (8727)          
 SHAWN 51344                   9   6  0  42         AT THE TABLE (8646)       
 MOLDY MOUTH 8995              4   1  0  41         BROTHERS IN ARMS (1321)   

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SCRAPPLE 11025                5  10  0  33         DON'T ASK WHAT IT I (1602)
 BLUSH 53206                   5   4  0  33         PRACTICAL (8976)          
 GALA NOUGAT 55697             3   0  1  32         040908O (9425)            
-OVERRULED 57164               7   1  1  31         LEGAL TERMS (124)         
 PROM 55558                    5  10  0  31         FINGERS CROSSED (9400)    
 HILDA 56885                   3   4  0  29         BLOODHAMMER CLAN (3703)   
 SHOWGIRL HAMS 52371           3   2  0  29         120507N (8820)            
-MONACO 56315                  3   1  1  28         WORLD BLADES (1662)       
 NEED MORE ROOKIES 45783       1   0  0  25         10/25/06B (7687)          

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CHARLES WOODSON 53805         2   0  0  22         G FORCE 6 (9088)          
-PERU 56136                    2   2  1  19         WORLD BLADES (1662)       
-ACCOUNTANT 5072               1   5  0  18         RESORT TERMS (675)        
-ACID EATER 57166              1   4  0  17         CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)  
 CRIM 54181                    1   4  0  17         HACK2 (9156)              
 WE HEART KATAMARI 38615       2   0  0  16         COOL GAMES (6418)         
 PET CORNROW 51261             1   1  0  16         101607D (8629)            
-CRUST BOUNDER 52617           1   0  0  16         121707C (8865)            
 SCUBA NOTARY 55190            1   0  0  15         011808C (9320)            
-NO BOOZE 57163                3   2  0  11         RESTRICTIONS (117)        
-JACK & COKE 57171             1   4  1  11         RESTRICTIONS (117)        
-BLACK EYE 57126               1   0  0   9         BIG TEN 3 (6980)          
-DWAYNE THE DOG 12213          1   0  0   9         WILLING BLADES (1779)     
-RADIANT ECLIPSE 56775         0   1  0   7         STAFF OF MAGIUS (6985)    
 HUGE 56958                    0   2  0   6         ALLERGY (7866)            

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
A 55189                 0  1 0 011808C 9320         ARENAMASTER           478  NONE
B 55191                 0  1 0 011808C 9320         WURM KIN              478  NONE
C 55188                 0  1 0 011808C 9320         DARK CHAMPION         478  NONE
WORDLESS DULCET 55192   0  1 0 011808C 9320         WURM KIN              478  NONE

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
A 57217                 0  1 0 040908O 9425         STONE GOLEM           478  NONE
YOOHOO DOUBLE F 38782   1  1 0 072905U 6451         MONACO 56315          477   
A 45779                 0  1 0 10/25/06B 7687       STONE GOLEM           478  NONE
B 45781                 0  1 0 10/25/06B 7687       ARENAMASTER           478  NONE
A 51260                 0  1 0 101607D 8629         MOUNTAIN TROLL        478  NONE
PASCAL SANDER 51262     0  1 0 101607D 8629         ARENAMASTER           478  NONE
PASTY DOE 51259         0  1 0 101607D 8629         MOUNTAIN TROLL        478  NONE
WHEAT GNOME 51258       0  1 0 101607D 8629         SPYMASTER             478  NONE
A 57223                 0  1 0 120507N 8820         WURM KIN              478  NONE
B 57224                 0  1 0 120507N 8820         MOUNTAIN TROLL        478  NONE
C 57225                 0  1 0 120507N 8820         WURM KIN              478  NONE
A 57233                 0  1 0 COOL GAMES 6418      BLACK ORC             478  NONE
ATTIC WHISPERER 57012  22 19 0 DRAWN TOGETHER 6991  DIAMOND RUGS 56822    475   
BRETT FAVRE 53767       0  2 0 G FORCE 4 9080       JACK & COKE 57171     477   
LENTO 57130             1  1 0 HISPANIC RELATI 1737 HIGH ELF              478  NONE
MAL MUJER 56434        11  7 0 HISPANIC RELATI 1737 LOUSY TIMING 49925    476   
NO PATRON 57211         0  1 0 HISPANIC RELATI 1737 BLACK ORC             478  NONE
CAMDEN YARDS 57161      2  2 0 ORIOLE MADNESS 967   PERU 56136            475   
A 57213                 0  1 0 STYROFOAM 1041       STONE GOLEM           478  NONE
B 57214                 0  1 0 STYROFOAM 1041       BANDIT PRINCE         478  NONE
C 57215                 0  1 0 STYROFOAM 1041       BANDIT PRINCE         478  NONE
JINKY 11432             1  3 0 WORLD BLADES 1662    GALA NOUGAT 55697     477   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

LENTO was butchered by HIGH ELF in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
C was murdered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
A was murdered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
C was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
B was assassinated by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
A was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a slow 2 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
B was executed by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
PASCAL SANDER was easily killed by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
WORDLESS DULCET was easily killed by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
A was slaughtered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena duel.
PASTY DOE was assassinated by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena duel.
WHEAT GNOME was assassinated by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
A was easily killed by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena bout.
B was murdered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
A was butchered by WURM KIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal Dark Arena conflict.
A was murdered by STONE GOLEM in a tiring 2 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
A was easily killed by STONE GOLEM in a crowd boring 2 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
C was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena duel.
B was executed by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
NO PATRON was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
LOUSY TIMING was overpowered by WAR TOY in a 1 minute one-sided Title match.
LONDON CALLING was overpowered by VEIL OF DECEPTION in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ELLINGTON handily defeated ASTRO in a popular 1 minute mismatched competition.
ARCHAIC TRIAD defeated KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
FUNGAL CRAWLER was overpowered by GREEN TEETH in a action packed 1 minute uneven fray.
EYES was viciously subdued by CALORIE THREAT in a popular 2 minute veteran's bout.
GHOST PEPPER vanquished CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BURGER BOX won victory over CAPABLY ZIPPY in a popular 1 minute fight.
SEMI-SWEET demolished HIS TRAIN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided melee.
MOLDY MOUTH overcame PROM in a action packed 5 minute brutal bout.
SCRAPPLE was overcome by BT in a exciting 2 minute duel.
ASSI overpowered SHOWGIRL HAMS in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BLUSH was viciously subdued by SHAWN in a exciting 3 minute brutal fight.
HILDA defeated PET CORNROW in a 2 minute brutal fight.
PALESTRINA overpowered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven bout.
CRIM was demolished by GALA NOUGAT in a popular 1 minute uneven contest.
HUGE was devastated by WE HEART KATAMARI in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
NEED MORE ROOKIES devastated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
SCUBA NOTARY overpowered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                  15         STRIKING ATTACK   33 -  17 -  5      66  |
|AIMED BLOW                      13         PARRY-LUNGE       17 -   9 -  0      65  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 10         WALL OF STEEL      7 -   4 -  0      64  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         TOTAL PARRY       11 -   8 -  0      58  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         LUNGING ATTACK    50 -  55 -  6      48  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   6 -  0      45  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         SLASHING ATTACK   12 -  17 -  2      41  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         AIMED BLOW        58 -  84 -  2      41  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         BASHING ATTACK     2 -  39 -  0       5  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 478 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         5 -  8         6  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  3     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  4         3  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 - 15         1  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      ARCHAIC TRIAD -8791        16  11  0   92 ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)
STRIKING ATTACK  GHOST PEPPER -8676         10   1  3   89 HARVEST DAY (6987)
AIMED BLOW       LONDON CALLING -24290       8   7  0   88 ALL-TIMERS (6879)
SLASHING ATTACK  ASSI -12346                 8   7  0   55 STANT (8973)
PARRY-STRIKE     BT -11356                   5   0  0   49 HACK2 (9156)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is FUNGAL CRAWLER -8537.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was MOLDY MOUTH 8995.  The ten other most popular fighters were PROM -9978, 
BURGER BOX 7278, BT -11356, CALORIE THREAT -15581, SHAWN -14192, SEMI-SWEET -29423, 
ARCHAIC TRIAD -8791, EYES -12336, HILDA -8651, and ELLINGTON -8690.

The least popular fighter this week was A -19757.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were A -8319, A -8323, BLUSH -12330, SHOWGIRL HAMS -13165, LONDON CALLING 
-24290, LOUSY TIMING -15611, NO PATRON -8325, B -8322, C -8321, and B -19755.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

WAR TOY (82-7167) GWAR

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, one additional warrior graduated from 
regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                     SEVENTH SON (1-9401) MANNEQUIN'S BEST  (537) 
                      DOMINATION (32-5232) ANGELS OF PAIN  (360) 
                      STARSCREAM (47-7419) DARQUE FORCES  (396) 
                        THE BOBSTER (82-1072) ODDITIES  (184) 
                           0001 (82-7927) JAN 2001  (1148) 
                          0004 (82-7932) JAN 2001 2  (1149) 
                     LAKES (82-22204) WAY OF THE BLADE ID  (3522) 
                      SUPPERMAN (82-48250) HUNGRY HEROES  (8107) 
                      GEMS (82-49984) 4 LETTER TREASURE  (8402) 
                 JACK MONTGOMERY (84-38004) MEDAL OF HONOR B7  (6651) 
                         SKINNER (84-46102) XCOM BETA  (7965) 
                   PEPEROMIA PIZZA (85-2352) ADD SOME FLOWER  (435) 
                  WEBBED ZOMBIE (85-4040) MOM 'N DAD ZOMBIES?  (735) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes