DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 04/02/2018 Duedate: 04/14/2018
DWES EG ARENA
DM 82 TURN 480
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
LONDON CALLING
ALL-TIMERS (6879)
(82-41246) [10-7-0,103]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
LONDON CALLING METHIONINE
ALL-TIMERS (6879) FIVE OF TWENTY (8120)
(82-41246) [10-7-0,103] (82-48318) [2-0-1,47]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
ARCHAIC TRIAD MINAS MORGUL
ROMAN DIVINITY (7761) GWAR (1021)
(82-56745) [17-12-0,95] (82-56492) [4-2-1,57]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
POSITION IS EMPTY
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. FIVE OF TWENTY (8120) 27
2. THERMO DYNAMICS (9084) 17 AT THE TABLE (8646)
3. AT THE TABLE (8646) 9 Unchartered Team
4. ROMAN DIVINITY (7761) 9
5. LAZY 12 (8390) 8 FIVE OF TWENTY (8120)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0*FIVE OF TWENTY (8120) 2 0 1 100. 1/ 8 AT THE TABLE (8646) 3 0 0
2/ 0*THERMO DYNAMICS (9084) 1 0 0 100. 2/ 9 LAZY 8 (8396) 3 0 0
3- 2 10/25/06B (7687) 13 5 0 72.2 3- 2 INK & STEEL X (7273) 3 0 0
4- 3 COOL GAMES (6418) 12 5 0 70.6 4/ 3 GWAR (1021) 3 0 0
5- 4 STYROFOAM (1041) 17 8 0 68.0 5/22 STANT (8973) 2 0 0
6/ 6 AT THE TABLE (8646) 11 6 0 64.7 6- 6 ORIOLE MADNESS (967) 2 0 0
7- 7 BROTHERS IN ARMS (1321) 13 8 1 61.9 7/28 ROMAN DIVINITY (7761) 2 1 0
8/10 ALL-TIMERS (6879) 10 7 0 58.8 8/10 HARVEST DAY (6987) 2 1 0
9/ 5 PRACTICAL (8976) 7 5 0 58.3 9/11 ALL-TIMERS (6879) 2 1 0
10- 8 INK & STEEL X (7273) 41 30 3 57.7 10-12 COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444) 2 1 0
11/12 STANT (8973) 9 7 0 56.2 11-13*STRIKE FORCE (4500) 2 2 1
12/11 GWAR (1021) 190 163 14 53.8 12/ 4 COMPOSERS (2238) 2 2 0
13/19 FACE (8975) 8 7 1 53.3 13-16 QUEER AS FOLK (4505) 2 3 0
14-13 ORIOLE MADNESS (967) 67 59 2 53.2 14- 1 BROTHERS IN ARMS (1321) 2 3 0
15/ 9 MARK'S STUFF II (9441) 9 8 1 52.9 15/ 0*THERMO DYNAMICS (9084) 1 0 0
16-14 DRAWN TOGETHER (6991) 59 54 2 52.2 16/ 0*FIVE OF TWENTY (8120) 1 0 0
17/15 ERATTA1 (9085) 51 48 3 51.5 17- 5 DRAWN TOGETHER (6991) 1 0 0
18-16 DEATH HORDE VI (753) 19 19 1 50.0 18-15*030305N (5678) 1 0 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19-17 DEATH HORDE IV (761) 18 18 1 50.0 19-25 BLOODHAMMER CLAN (3703) 1 0 0
20-20*HACK2 (9156) 6 6 0 50.0 20/23 FACE (8975) 1 1 0
21-21 ALLERGY (7866) 46 47 0 49.5 21-17*040908O (9425) 1 1 0
22-22 QUEER AS FOLK (4505) 19 20 1 48.7 22-19 COOL GAMES (6418) 1 1 0
23/18 SOME GUYS (8727) 8 9 0 47.1 23/ 7 MARK'S STUFF II (9441) 1 2 0
24/26 HARVEST DAY (6987) 31 36 4 46.3 24/27 FINGERS CROSSED (9400) 1 2 0
25/25 ROMAN DIVINITY (7761) 46 54 4 46.0 25/29 LAZY 12 (8390) 1 2 0
26-27 BLOODHAMMER CLAN (3703) 41 50 2 45.1 26-30 10/25/06B (7687) 1 2 0
27/36 LAZY 12 (8390) 9 11 1 45.0 27-18*HACK2 (9156) 1 3 0
28-28 DISTURBED (2255) 9 11 0 45.0 28-32*LEAGUE ARCANE TV'S (5461) 1 3 0
29-29 DEATH HORDE III (760) 9 11 0 45.0 29-20 STYROFOAM (1041) 1 3 0
30-30 DEATH HORDE (758) 13 16 0 44.8 30/35 RESTRICTIONS (117) 1 3 0
31/ 0 FEED US BLOOD (730) 15 19 1 44.1 31-34*011808C (9320) 1 4 0
32-31 DISTURBED II (2256) 7 9 2 43.7 32-37*101607D (8629) 0 5 0
33/32 RESTRICTIONS (117) 131 170 7 43.5 33-39*DEATH HORDE XI (2608) 0 5 0
34-33*040908O (9425) 3 4 1 42.9 34-40*DEATH HORDE V (762) 0 5 0
35-35 LEGAL TERMS (124) 47 64 3 42.3 35-41*DEATH HORDE IX (756) 0 5 0
36/34 HISPANIC RELATIVES (1737) 31 44 0 41.3 36-36*120507N (8820) 0 4 0
37/40 LAZY 8 (8396) 8 12 0 40.0 37-42*EASTERN HORDE 9 (8850) 0 4 0
38/38 FEAR FACTORY 8 (6744) 36 59 2 37.9 38-43*DISTURBED III (2614) 0 4 0
39-41 COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444) 43 76 2 36.1 39/33 HISPANIC RELATIVES (1737) 0 4 0
40/39 FINGERS CROSSED (9400) 6 11 0 35.3 40-44 DEATH HORDE VI (753) 0 4 0
41-42*LEAGUE ARCANE TV'S (5461) 9 17 1 34.6 41-45*DEATH HORDE VIII (755) 0 4 0
42/43 COMPOSERS (2238) 16 34 0 32.0 42-46*DEATH HORDE X (757) 0 4 0
43-45*030305N (5678) 4 9 0 30.8 43-47 DEATH HORDE (758) 0 4 0
44/44 DON'T ASK WHAT IT (1602) 5 12 0 29.4 44-48*DEATH HORDE II (759) 0 4 0
45-46*120507N (8820) 3 9 0 25.0 45-49 DEATH HORDE III (760) 0 4 0
46-48*HACK (9155) 2 6 0 25.0 46-50 DEATH HORDE IV (761) 0 4 0
47-50*DISTURBED III (2614) 2 7 0 22.2 47/51 SOME GUYS (8727) 0 3 0
48-51*DEATH HORDE VII (754) 3 11 0 21.4 48-52*HACK (9155) 0 3 0
49-52*011808C (9320) 1 4 0 20.0 49/53 FEAR FACTORY 8 (6744) 0 3 0
50-53*STRIKE FORCE (4500) 3 13 1 18.7 50-54 DISTURBED (2255) 0 3 0
51-54*101607D (8629) 1 5 0 16.7 51/55 DON'T ASK WHAT IT (1602) 0 3 0
52-56*DEATH HORDE V (762) 2 11 0 15.4 52-57*DEATH HORDE VII (754) 0 3 0
53-58*DEATH HORDE X (757) 0 9 0 0.0 53-58*EASTERN HORDE 1 (8847) 0 2 0
54-59*DEATH HORDE VIII (755) 0 7 0 0.0 54/59 PRACTICAL (8976) 0 2 0
55-60*DEATH HORDE IX (756) 0 6 0 0.0 55/24 ERATTA1 (9085) 0 2 0
56-61*DEATH HORDE XI (2608) 0 5 0 0.0 56-61 DISTURBED II (2256) 0 2 0
57-62*EASTERN HORDE 9 (8850) 0 4 0 0.0 57-60 ALLERGY (7866) 0 1 0
58-63*DEATH HORDE II (759) 0 4 0 0.0 58-26 LEGAL TERMS (124) 0 1 0
59-64*EASTERN HORDE 1 (8847) 0 2 0 0.0 59/ 0 FEED US BLOOD (730) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Greetings, Warriors of DWES EG. Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to
give you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport. Perhaps it is
STANT members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 22nd to 5th last week...
(Less time in the sun...) Managers were muttering after ROMAN DIVINITY showed DWES EG
what they could do: 1-0-0 to move up by 21. Rumor has it an incurable disease has
swept the stable of MARK'S STUFF II. Note their drop in the rankings from 7th to
23rd. Watch out!!! Thinking about sending their team manager to the Dark Arena is
ERATTA1, after suffering a 31 drop in ranking. Practice pays for METHIONINE, who
pummelled OSKSI NOBLE, to pocket 27 points. A certain someone should cut down on the
drinking and practice more, after losing 6 points to LONDON CALLING. (Discrete
enough, ELLINGTON?) Can you believe it? BURKES CAFE apparently has better things to
do as DWES EG's Duelmaster than show up and fight! What can be a greater victory?
LONDON CALLING has taken its place as the top, as DWES EG's new Duelmaster. So who's
the team that's been walking into taverns last week and ordering milk? Sounds like a
PR stunt to me.
My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter.
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights!
Ah, the duel! The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd! Questions are
being raised about the disposing of severed body parts in the arena. A certain
tavern in DWES EG would I avoid!
All good things must come to an end. Keep those sands bloody and the buzzards
fat! Like a mixed metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid DWES EG farewell--
Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LONDON CALLING 41246 10 7 0 103 ALL-TIMERS (6879)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BRIAN KINNEY 27703 10 1 1 147 QUEER AS FOLK (4505)
-DIAMOND RUGS 56822 11 1 1 125 COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)
-RENEGADE 43401 13 5 0 101 INK & STEEL X (7273)
CALORIE THREAT 49955 8 12 0 97 LAZY 8 (8396)
ARCHAIC TRIAD 56745 17 12 0 95 ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)
GHOST PEPPER 56860 11 2 3 95 HARVEST DAY (6987)
LOUSY TIMING 49925 9 11 1 94 LAZY 12 (8390)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FUNGAL CRAWLER 56999 20 26 1 87 FEAR FACTORY 8 (6744)
-GREEN TEETH 8997 8 3 0 86 BROTHERS IN ARMS (1321)
ELLINGTON 56846 14 26 0 79 COMPOSERS (2238)
EYES 53200 8 7 1 68 FACE (8975)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SKEETER BEATER 56526 6 4 0 65 COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)
-BURGER BOX 7278 8 1 0 63 STYROFOAM (1041)
ASTRO 56700 6 2 0 63 ERATTA1 (9085)
-SEMI-SWEET 36113 2 2 0 62 030305N (5678)
ASSI 53190 9 7 0 61 STANT (8973)
-MINDS EYE 43404 7 11 0 59 INK & STEEL X (7273)
GRASS 56969 9 14 0 57 RESTRICTIONS (117)
-BABYLON 27706 7 3 0 57 QUEER AS FOLK (4505)
MINAS MORGUL 56492 4 2 1 57 GWAR (1021)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SHAWN 51344 11 6 0 54 AT THE TABLE (8646)
-BT 54180 5 0 0 49 HACK2 (9156)
HIS TRAIN 56455 9 8 1 48 MARK'S STUFF II (9441)
METHIONINE 48318 2 0 1 47 FIVE OF TWENTY (8120)
CAPABLY ZIPPY 51751 8 9 0 43 SOME GUYS (8727)
-MOLDY MOUTH 8995 4 1 0 41 BROTHERS IN ARMS (1321)
-SEPTA STRIKE 27681 2 3 0 40 STRIKE FORCE (4500)
-CANCER RAT 56977 3 1 0 38 LEAGUE ARCANE TV'S (5461)
PROM 55558 6 11 0 35 FINGERS CROSSED (9400)
BLUSH 53206 5 5 0 34 PRACTICAL (8976)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-GALA NOUGAT 55697 3 0 1 32 040908O (9425)
-INKED KNIGHT 57133 4 1 2 31 INK & STEEL X (7273)
-OVERRULED 57164 7 2 1 30 LEGAL TERMS (124)
-HILDA 56885 3 4 0 29 BLOODHAMMER CLAN (3703)
-SHOWGIRL HAMS 52371 3 2 0 29 120507N (8820)
SCRAPPLE 11025 5 12 0 27 DON'T ASK WHAT IT I (1602)
-THE BRAVERY 56982 3 2 0 26 COLLEGE RADIO 3 (5444)
-NEED MORE ROOKIES 45783 1 0 0 25 10/25/06B (7687)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CANCER RAT 57037 2 2 0 22 LEAGUE ARCANE TV'S (5461)
ENTROPY 53787 1 0 0 17 THERMO DYNAMICS (9084)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CRIM 54181 1 4 0 17 HACK2 (9156)
-WE HEART KATAMARI 38615 2 0 0 16 COOL GAMES (6418)
-PET CORNROW 51261 1 1 0 16 101607D (8629)
-SCUBA NOTARY 55190 1 0 0 15 011808C (9320)
-NO BOOZE 57163 3 3 0 12 RESTRICTIONS (117)
-CLOSED FIST 57200 1 0 1 12 STRIKE FORCE (4500)
-PINKY RING 57176 1 1 0 12 QUEER AS FOLK (4505)
-JACK & COKE 57171 1 5 1 9 RESTRICTIONS (117)
-HUGE 56958 0 2 0 6 ALLERGY (7866)
-FACE SLAP 57206 0 1 0 1 STRIKE FORCE (4500)
MUJER GUAPA 57239 0 1 0 1 HISPANIC RELATIVES (1737)
HAMMARE 5383 0 1 0 1 FEED US BLOOD (730)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
YOOHOO DOUBLE F 38782 1 1 0 072905U 6451 MONACO 56315 477
BRETT FAVRE 53767 0 2 0 G FORCE 4 9080 JACK & COKE 57171 477
MAL MUJER 56434 11 7 0 HISPANIC RELATI 1737 LOUSY TIMING 49925 476 NOT REVENGED
JINKY 11432 1 3 0 WORLD BLADES 1662 GALA NOUGAT 55697 477
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
CALORIE THREAT bested FUNGAL CRAWLER in a action packed 1 minute master's fight.
LONDON CALLING demolished ELLINGTON in a popular 1 minute one-sided Title melee.
GHOST PEPPER devastated ASTRO in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
LOUSY TIMING overpowered BUENA ESPOSA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
ARCHAIC TRIAD vanquished VETERAN MERCENARY in a 2 minute brutal mismatched fight.
EYES devastated PROM in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
SHAWN handily defeated BLUSH in a 2 minute uneven melee.
MINAS MORGUL won victory over CAPABLY ZIPPY in a popular 3 minute gruesome duel.
HIS TRAIN lost to ASSI in a exciting 1 minute veteran's fight.
GRASS handily defeated SCRAPPLE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
METHIONINE demolished OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
ENTROPY viciously subdued HAMMARE in a exciting 3 minute bloody battle.
MUJER GUAPA was overpowered by VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 12 PARRY-LUNGE 17 - 8 - 0 68 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 8 - 7 - 0 53 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 33 - 36 - 4 48 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 45 - 60 - 5 43 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 SLASHING ATTACK 13 - 18 - 1 42 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 TOTAL PARRY 10 - 16 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 AIMED BLOW 54 - 90 - 3 38 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 18 - 0 22 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 48 - 0 2 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 4 - 0 0 |
Turn 480 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 4 - 8 5 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 3 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 PARRY-LUNGE
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW LONDON CALLING -24290 10 7 0 103 ALL-TIMERS (6879)
PARRY-LUNGE ARCHAIC TRIAD -8791 17 12 0 95 ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)
STRIKING ATTACK GHOST PEPPER -8676 11 2 3 95 HARVEST DAY (6987)
SLASHING ATTACK EYES -12336 8 7 1 68 FACE (8975)
LUNGING ATTACK MINAS MORGUL -9044 4 2 1 57 GWAR (1021)
WALL OF STEEL METHIONINE -17218 2 0 1 47 FIVE OF TWENTY (8120)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is ARCHAIC TRIAD -8791. The most popular warrior this
turn was MINAS MORGUL -9044. The ten other most popular fighters were ENTROPY
-11749, CAPABLY ZIPPY -13785, ARCHAIC TRIAD -8791, SHAWN -14192, ASSI -12346, GRASS
-8567, CALORIE THREAT -15581, LONDON CALLING -24290, GHOST PEPPER -8676, and LOUSY
TIMING -15611.
The least popular fighter this week was MUJER GUAPA -8297. The other ten least
popular fighters were HAMMARE 5383, PROM -9978, ASTRO -8836, SCRAPPLE 11025, BLUSH
-12330, BUENA ESPOSA -8492, ELLINGTON -8690, FUNGAL CRAWLER -8537, METHIONINE -17218,
and HIS TRAIN -9081.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
RIPKEN (82--8823) ORIOLE MADNESSNESS
CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS
To clarify: You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided.
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space.
Make sure you include the ID!
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have
up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch,
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long. For any questions, please contact the
Gladiatorial Commission.
NAME CHANGE-O-RAMA
Algernon, who had NOT gotten the name change he'd asked for, looked at the latest
petitioner. This was a typical gladiator, big, muscular, and scarred, with a frown.
"Ah, what can I do for you?"
"Name change. I heard we can do that. I'm tired of being Jane Doe."
"I'd think you would be," Algernon said faintly. "The Commission has actually
been thinking about this. It isn't FREE, mind you! It takes money to run our office,
you know, and we want to buy some goats--"
"I don't care about goats!" He made a crude suggestion about goats.
"Gladiators, teams, it will cost you two dollars to make a change--"
"I had a talk with my manager. He'll find the money. I want to change my name
to Jane Ralph. I'm no doe!" He thumped a fist on the counter.
"Er, yes. Jane Ralph. Fill out this form, please." He pushed the paper across
the counter. "The changes start on the 15th of April--that's the Ides, you know, and
can be submitted through the end of May. With the payment. No change without the
goat, ah, the gold."
* * * * *
Warrior and team name changes will be accepted beginning April 15 and continuing
throughout the month of May. The cost will be $2 per name change. All proceeds will
be used to buy goats via Heifer International and will be matched up to $500.
If you have names you want to change, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI
TEAM AND CHARACTER MAINTENANCE SERVICE
As a service to all managers, we offer team and character maintenance. This
option allows you to make sure your team or selected warriors will never miss a turn!
Team Maintenance: This will cause all warriors on that team to fight every
turn; if it's an AD arena, any new warriors who arrive on that team will
fight the turn they arrive. In A.D. or in transfer arenas where you have
multiple teams, each team will need to separately be on Team Maintenance.
(The only exception is new warriors; they will not fight until they have had
their initial strategy input.)
Character Maintenance: This will cause only that warrior to fight every
turn. If the character graduates or changes arenas, he/she/it will stay on
Character Maintenance.
In either case, you may submit strategy sheets for your warriors each turn, if
you wish. The Team/Character Maintenance will make sure your warriors fight each
turn, and they will always use their most recently entered strategy.
Remember that challenges, avoids, and challenge/if challenged strategies will not
carry through from turn to turn. These sections are only used on the turn they are
entered. In order to continually challenge or avoid you will need to submit a
strategy sheet each time.
One other thing to remember about maintenance: Maintenance is not something
that you write on your turnsheet (like in demo tourneys). In order to add or remove
maintenance for a team or warrior, you must send a note to Customer Service. If you
just write things like this on your strategy sheet, they may or may not get done.
Likewise, don't write it on your personal ads. Please, please, please put it on a
separate piece of paper with "Customer Service" written on the top. If you don't,
well, you can imagine.
Thanks for your time. Good luck in Duelmasters! -- Green Eyes