DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/23/2018    Duedate: 08/04/2018

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 488

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DISCOUNT DEBBIE
STREET WALKERS 5 (9309)
(82-55135) [5-2-0,111]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CAPABLY ZIPPY                  DISCOUNT DEBBIE
SOME GUYS (8727)               STREET WALKERS 5 (9309)
(82-51751) [14-11-0,97]        (82-55135) [5-2-0,111]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

SCRAPPLE                       SCRAPPLE
DON'T ASK WHAT IT IS (1602)    DON'T ASK WHAT IT IS (1602)
(82-11025) [10-15-0,87]        (82-11025) [10-15-0,87]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

RESORT TERMS (675)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SOME GUYS (8727)              20 
2. AT THE TABLE (8646)           19    AT THE TABLE (8646)
3. RESORT TERMS (675)            19    Unchartered Team
4. MARK'S STUFF II (9441)        18 
5. CHEAP DENTISTRY (787)         15    SIDELINER (5576)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*SIDELINER (5576)           1   0  0 100.   1/ 1 RESORT TERMS (675)        5  2 1
 2/ 3*STREET WALKERS 5 (9309)    5   2  0 71.4   2/ 8 SOME GUYS (8727)          3  0 0
 3/ 1 AT THE TABLE (8646)       17   8  1 68.0   3/ 4*STREET WALKERS 5 (9309)   3  0 0
 4/ 2 DARK TOADS II (5451)       8   5  0 61.5   4-10 LAZY 12 (8390)            2  0 0
 5/ 8 SOME GUYS (8727)          14  11  0 56.0   5/ 7 AT THE TABLE (8646)       2  1 0
 6- 6 FACE (8975)               10   8  1 55.6   6/16*STREET WALKERS 4 (9308)   2  1 0
 7- 7 STANT (8973)              10   8  0 55.6   7/ 2 DARK TOADS II (5451)      2  1 0
 8- 9 ERATTA1 (9085)            53  49  3 52.0   8/11 COMPOSERS (2238)          2  1 0
 9-10 LAZY 12 (8390)            14  13  1 51.9   9/12 DON'T ASK WHAT IT  (1602) 2  1 0
10/ 0 CHEAP DENTISTRY (787)      9   9  0 50.0  10- 3 ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)     1  0 1
11/ 4*STREET WALKERS 8 (9312)    2   2  0 50.0  11-13 FACE (8975)               1  0 0
12-12*THE BIG 80'S (6474)        1   1  0 50.0  12-14 ERATTA1 (9085)            1  0 0
13-13 DEATH HORDE III (760)     12  13  0 48.0  13/ 0*SIDELINER (5576)          1  0 0
14/11 FEELINGS (6800)           11  12  0 47.8  14/ 0 CHEAP DENTISTRY (787)     1  0 0
15-14 ROMAN DIVINITY (7761)     50  56  5 47.2  15- 6*DEATH HORDE IX (756)      1  0 0
16-15 DEATH HORDE (758)         16  18  0 47.1  16- 5 DEATH HORDE III (760)     1  0 0
17-16 COLLEGE BUDDIES (121)    146 165  7 46.9  17/15 FEELINGS (6800)           1  1 0
18/19 MARK'S STUFF II (9441)    11  14  1 44.0  18-18*THE BIG 80'S (6474)       1  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-18 RESTRICTIONS (117)       131 174  7 43.0  19/22 MARK'S STUFF II (9441)    1  2 0
20-20 HISPANIC RELATIVES (1737) 35  50  1 41.2  20/17*STREET WALKERS 8 (9312)   1  2 0
21/23 DON'T ASK WHAT IT  (1602) 10  15  0 40.0  21/ 9 FINGERS CROSSED (9400)    1  2 0
22/21 LAZY 8 (8396)             11  17  0 39.3  22/20 LAZY 8 (8396)             0  3 0
23/27*STREET WALKERS 4 (9308)    3   5  0 37.5  23/23 FEAR FACTORY 8 (6744)     0  3 0
24/22 FINGERS CROSSED (9400)     9  16  0 36.0  24-21 HISPANIC RELATIVES (1737) 0  2 0
25/24 COMPOSERS (2238)          21  38  0 35.6  25/ 0*ROOKIE PINK 66 (8970)     0  1 0
26/25 FEAR FACTORY 8 (6744)     36  67  2 35.0  26-25 STANT (8973)              0  1 0
27-26*DEATH HORDE IX (756)       3   6  0 33.3  27-24 RESTRICTIONS (117)        0  1 0
28/28 RESORT TERMS (675)         7  16  1 30.4  28-27 COLLEGE BUDDIES (121)     0  1 0
29/ 0*ROOKIE PINK 66 (8970)      0   3  0  0.0  29-19 DEATH HORDE (758)         0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
DWES EG brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Look out below!  FINGERS CROSSED is 
on the way down, falling to 21st from 9th with a 0-1-0!  Ha ha ha ha!  Of course, 
we're all terribly impressed to see GOLD MEDAL win a fight and gain 25 points, 
terribly.  Tsk, tsk, HIS TRAIN beat GORGON and GORGON lost 16 points.  You're 
breakin' my heart.  DISCOUNT DEBBIE challenged DWES EG's Duelmaster for a shot at the 
throne.  And it's out with the old, in with the new, as DISCOUNT DEBBIE takes the 
Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  I'm not in a very 
good mood today, but why am I telling you this?  You want to know what's new, don't 
you, DWES EG?   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.  
HISPANIC RELATIVES, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were this turn's most 
avoided team.  Care to know who is the most afraid of you?  And it looks like DARK 
TOADS II avoided them the most this turn.  What a pack of would be losers, if you ask 
me.  Hmph.   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for DWES EG's 
morgue.  More variety.  Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines through use.  
Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     What does the DWES EG arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Well, I've had enough of this 
drivel, and I'm sure you have too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  Paste 
this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide 
Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DISCOUNT DEBBIE 55135         5   2  0 111         STREET WALKERS 5 (9309)   

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LUCIOUS LAURA 55132           3   5  0 101         STREET WALKERS 4 (9308)   
 CAPABLY ZIPPY 51751          14  11  0  97         SOME GUYS (8727)          
 FUNGAL CRAWLER 56999         20  34  1  95         FEAR FACTORY 8 (6744)     
 ELLINGTON 56846              19  29  0  94         COMPOSERS (2238)          
 SHAWN 51344                  17   8  1  93         AT THE TABLE (8646)       

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CALORIE THREAT 49955         11  17  0  88         LAZY 8 (8396)             
-EYES 53200                   10   8  1  87         FACE (8975)               
 SCRAPPLE 11025               10  15  0  87         DON'T ASK WHAT IT I (1602)
-ASSI 53190                   10   8  0  84         STANT (8973)              
 DREW BURY MORE 55150          2   2  0  78         STREET WALKERS 8 (9312)   
-ASTRO 56700                   8   3  0  76         ERATTA1 (9085)            
 HIS TRAIN 56455              11  14  1  75         MARK'S STUFF II (9441)    

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GORGON 33032                  7   4  0  52         DARK TOADS II (5451)      

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PROM 55558                    9  16  0  49         FINGERS CROSSED (9400)    

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BUENA HERMANA 57238           2   1  0  21         HISPANIC RELATIVES (1737) 
-CERBERUS 57246                3   0  0  19         DEATH HORDE IX (756)      
 LIFT 57210                    2   1  0  17         RESORT TERMS (675)        
 A 5717                        1   0  0  15         CHEAP DENTISTRY (787)     
 NOT PARTICIPATING 33693       1   0  0  14         SIDELINER (5576)          
-JACK & COKE 57171             1   9  1  13         RESTRICTIONS (117)        
-JUSTIN 701                    1   2  0   5         COLLEGE BUDDIES (121)     
 DA2 53170                     0   2  0   2         ROOKIE PINK 66 (8970)     

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
ALLEN 56968             6  7 0 HUNTING BUDDIES 118  SHAWN 51344           485   
BORDERLINE 38929        1  1 0 THE BIG 80'S 6474    ACCUSED 5073          487   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DISCOUNT DEBBIE devastated FANTASTIC in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
LUCIOUS LAURA subdued CALORIE THREAT in a 2 minute veteran's melee.
FUNGAL CRAWLER was overpowered by CAPABLY ZIPPY in a 2 minute mismatched duel.
ELLINGTON was bested by SHAWN in a 2 minute veteran's fight.
SCRAPPLE subdued DREW BURY MORE in a action packed 3 minute master's competition.
GORGON was overpowered by HIS TRAIN in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
PROM was devastated by GOLD MEDAL in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
ACCIPITER was handily defeated by NOT PARTICIPATING in a 1 minute uneven melee.
ACCUSED was unbelievably bested by A in a 2 minute gruesome novice's duel.
DA2 lost to LIFT in a 2 minute brutal novice's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      14         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -   6 -  0      60  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -   6 -  1      57  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         AIMED BLOW        75 -  73 -  3      51  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         WALL OF STEEL     12 -  14 -  0      46  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         LUNGING ATTACK    17 -  29 -  1      37  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         TOTAL PARRY        8 -  17 -  0      32  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  28 -  0      22  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  14 -  0      13  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   5 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -  14 -  0       0  |

Turn 488 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         7  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         7 -  7     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0     
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0     
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       DISCOUNT DEBBIE -10401      5   2  0  111 STREET WALKERS 5 (9309)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SCRAPPLE 11025.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was SCRAPPLE 11025.  The ten other most popular fighters were CAPABLY ZIPPY -13785, 
SHAWN -14192, DREW BURY MORE -10386, DISCOUNT DEBBIE -10401, LUCIOUS LAURA -10404, 
LIFT -8326, ELLINGTON -8690, ACCUSED 5073, FUNGAL CRAWLER -8537, and HIS TRAIN -9081.

The least popular fighter this week was ACCIPITER 5071.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were GORGON -32504, DA2 -12366, A 5717, NOT PARTICIPATING -31843, GOLD MEDAL 
-8327, PROM -9978, CALORIE THREAT -15581, HIS TRAIN -9081, FUNGAL CRAWLER -8537, and 
ACCUSED 5073.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

FANTASTIC (82--24788) FEELINGS

                          Name Change-o-Rama -- Final Update

     Algernon looked at the goats and sighed.  No doubt it was a Good Deed to give 
goats to people who wanted them.  But why did the goats have to be gathered in HIS 
office?  Four of them, and they were a lot like gladiators:  not smelly maybe, they 
were clean goats, but pushy and sure they were the most important thing around.  Maybe 
they should be enrolled in the arena?  No, there were only four, not enough for a 
team.
     He shook his head to clear it of the image of armored goats with sharpened horns.  
One thing at a time.  He pulled a piece of paper out of his desk drawer, dipped his 
pen in the ink, and began to write.

     "It is our pleasure and honor to note that ninety-eight gladiators and teams have 
elected to change their names, supporting the contribution of goats to deserving 
people.  With the Commission's matching funds, this has purchased four goats--a good 
goat can't be purchased for a copper, you know.  The goats are already en route to 
their new homes, where they will be--"  He paused and thought about it.  "--very 
welcome.  We wish all the best to the goats and the new goat-owners."