DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 07/23/2018 Duedate: 08/04/2018
DWES EG ARENA
DM 82 TURN 488
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
DISCOUNT DEBBIE
STREET WALKERS 5 (9309)
(82-55135) [5-2-0,111]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
CAPABLY ZIPPY DISCOUNT DEBBIE
SOME GUYS (8727) STREET WALKERS 5 (9309)
(82-51751) [14-11-0,97] (82-55135) [5-2-0,111]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
SCRAPPLE SCRAPPLE
DON'T ASK WHAT IT IS (1602) DON'T ASK WHAT IT IS (1602)
(82-11025) [10-15-0,87] (82-11025) [10-15-0,87]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
RESORT TERMS (675)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SOME GUYS (8727) 20
2. AT THE TABLE (8646) 19 AT THE TABLE (8646)
3. RESORT TERMS (675) 19 Unchartered Team
4. MARK'S STUFF II (9441) 18
5. CHEAP DENTISTRY (787) 15 SIDELINER (5576)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0*SIDELINER (5576) 1 0 0 100. 1/ 1 RESORT TERMS (675) 5 2 1
2/ 3*STREET WALKERS 5 (9309) 5 2 0 71.4 2/ 8 SOME GUYS (8727) 3 0 0
3/ 1 AT THE TABLE (8646) 17 8 1 68.0 3/ 4*STREET WALKERS 5 (9309) 3 0 0
4/ 2 DARK TOADS II (5451) 8 5 0 61.5 4-10 LAZY 12 (8390) 2 0 0
5/ 8 SOME GUYS (8727) 14 11 0 56.0 5/ 7 AT THE TABLE (8646) 2 1 0
6- 6 FACE (8975) 10 8 1 55.6 6/16*STREET WALKERS 4 (9308) 2 1 0
7- 7 STANT (8973) 10 8 0 55.6 7/ 2 DARK TOADS II (5451) 2 1 0
8- 9 ERATTA1 (9085) 53 49 3 52.0 8/11 COMPOSERS (2238) 2 1 0
9-10 LAZY 12 (8390) 14 13 1 51.9 9/12 DON'T ASK WHAT IT (1602) 2 1 0
10/ 0 CHEAP DENTISTRY (787) 9 9 0 50.0 10- 3 ROMAN DIVINITY (7761) 1 0 1
11/ 4*STREET WALKERS 8 (9312) 2 2 0 50.0 11-13 FACE (8975) 1 0 0
12-12*THE BIG 80'S (6474) 1 1 0 50.0 12-14 ERATTA1 (9085) 1 0 0
13-13 DEATH HORDE III (760) 12 13 0 48.0 13/ 0*SIDELINER (5576) 1 0 0
14/11 FEELINGS (6800) 11 12 0 47.8 14/ 0 CHEAP DENTISTRY (787) 1 0 0
15-14 ROMAN DIVINITY (7761) 50 56 5 47.2 15- 6*DEATH HORDE IX (756) 1 0 0
16-15 DEATH HORDE (758) 16 18 0 47.1 16- 5 DEATH HORDE III (760) 1 0 0
17-16 COLLEGE BUDDIES (121) 146 165 7 46.9 17/15 FEELINGS (6800) 1 1 0
18/19 MARK'S STUFF II (9441) 11 14 1 44.0 18-18*THE BIG 80'S (6474) 1 1 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19-18 RESTRICTIONS (117) 131 174 7 43.0 19/22 MARK'S STUFF II (9441) 1 2 0
20-20 HISPANIC RELATIVES (1737) 35 50 1 41.2 20/17*STREET WALKERS 8 (9312) 1 2 0
21/23 DON'T ASK WHAT IT (1602) 10 15 0 40.0 21/ 9 FINGERS CROSSED (9400) 1 2 0
22/21 LAZY 8 (8396) 11 17 0 39.3 22/20 LAZY 8 (8396) 0 3 0
23/27*STREET WALKERS 4 (9308) 3 5 0 37.5 23/23 FEAR FACTORY 8 (6744) 0 3 0
24/22 FINGERS CROSSED (9400) 9 16 0 36.0 24-21 HISPANIC RELATIVES (1737) 0 2 0
25/24 COMPOSERS (2238) 21 38 0 35.6 25/ 0*ROOKIE PINK 66 (8970) 0 1 0
26/25 FEAR FACTORY 8 (6744) 36 67 2 35.0 26-25 STANT (8973) 0 1 0
27-26*DEATH HORDE IX (756) 3 6 0 33.3 27-24 RESTRICTIONS (117) 0 1 0
28/28 RESORT TERMS (675) 7 16 1 30.4 28-27 COLLEGE BUDDIES (121) 0 1 0
29/ 0*ROOKIE PINK 66 (8970) 0 3 0 0.0 29-19 DEATH HORDE (758) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of
DWES EG brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. Look out below! FINGERS CROSSED is
on the way down, falling to 21st from 9th with a 0-1-0! Ha ha ha ha! Of course,
we're all terribly impressed to see GOLD MEDAL win a fight and gain 25 points,
terribly. Tsk, tsk, HIS TRAIN beat GORGON and GORGON lost 16 points. You're
breakin' my heart. DISCOUNT DEBBIE challenged DWES EG's Duelmaster for a shot at the
throne. And it's out with the old, in with the new, as DISCOUNT DEBBIE takes the
Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster. Heh, heh. I'm not in a very
good mood today, but why am I telling you this? You want to know what's new, don't
you, DWES EG?
Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.
HISPANIC RELATIVES, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were this turn's most
avoided team. Care to know who is the most afraid of you? And it looks like DARK
TOADS II avoided them the most this turn. What a pack of would be losers, if you ask
me. Hmph.
Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals. I volunteer for DWES EG's
morgue. More variety. Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines through use.
Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.
What does the DWES EG arena have in common with the inns? It's just as
comfortable to sleep in either place. Ha ha ha ha! Well, I've had enough of this
drivel, and I'm sure you have too. Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather. Paste
this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide
Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DISCOUNT DEBBIE 55135 5 2 0 111 STREET WALKERS 5 (9309)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LUCIOUS LAURA 55132 3 5 0 101 STREET WALKERS 4 (9308)
CAPABLY ZIPPY 51751 14 11 0 97 SOME GUYS (8727)
FUNGAL CRAWLER 56999 20 34 1 95 FEAR FACTORY 8 (6744)
ELLINGTON 56846 19 29 0 94 COMPOSERS (2238)
SHAWN 51344 17 8 1 93 AT THE TABLE (8646)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CALORIE THREAT 49955 11 17 0 88 LAZY 8 (8396)
-EYES 53200 10 8 1 87 FACE (8975)
SCRAPPLE 11025 10 15 0 87 DON'T ASK WHAT IT I (1602)
-ASSI 53190 10 8 0 84 STANT (8973)
DREW BURY MORE 55150 2 2 0 78 STREET WALKERS 8 (9312)
-ASTRO 56700 8 3 0 76 ERATTA1 (9085)
HIS TRAIN 56455 11 14 1 75 MARK'S STUFF II (9441)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GORGON 33032 7 4 0 52 DARK TOADS II (5451)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PROM 55558 9 16 0 49 FINGERS CROSSED (9400)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BUENA HERMANA 57238 2 1 0 21 HISPANIC RELATIVES (1737)
-CERBERUS 57246 3 0 0 19 DEATH HORDE IX (756)
LIFT 57210 2 1 0 17 RESORT TERMS (675)
A 5717 1 0 0 15 CHEAP DENTISTRY (787)
NOT PARTICIPATING 33693 1 0 0 14 SIDELINER (5576)
-JACK & COKE 57171 1 9 1 13 RESTRICTIONS (117)
-JUSTIN 701 1 2 0 5 COLLEGE BUDDIES (121)
DA2 53170 0 2 0 2 ROOKIE PINK 66 (8970)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
ALLEN 56968 6 7 0 HUNTING BUDDIES 118 SHAWN 51344 485
BORDERLINE 38929 1 1 0 THE BIG 80'S 6474 ACCUSED 5073 487
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DISCOUNT DEBBIE devastated FANTASTIC in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
LUCIOUS LAURA subdued CALORIE THREAT in a 2 minute veteran's melee.
FUNGAL CRAWLER was overpowered by CAPABLY ZIPPY in a 2 minute mismatched duel.
ELLINGTON was bested by SHAWN in a 2 minute veteran's fight.
SCRAPPLE subdued DREW BURY MORE in a action packed 3 minute master's competition.
GORGON was overpowered by HIS TRAIN in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
PROM was devastated by GOLD MEDAL in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
ACCIPITER was handily defeated by NOT PARTICIPATING in a 1 minute uneven melee.
ACCUSED was unbelievably bested by A in a 2 minute gruesome novice's duel.
DA2 lost to LIFT in a 2 minute brutal novice's fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 14 SLASHING ATTACK 9 - 6 - 0 60 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 PARRY-LUNGE 8 - 6 - 1 57 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 75 - 73 - 3 51 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 WALL OF STEEL 12 - 14 - 0 46 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 LUNGING ATTACK 17 - 29 - 1 37 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 TOTAL PARRY 8 - 17 - 0 32 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 28 - 0 22 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 14 - 0 13 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 5 - 0 0 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 14 - 0 0 |
Turn 488 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 2 7 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 7 - 7 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 0
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW DISCOUNT DEBBIE -10401 5 2 0 111 STREET WALKERS 5 (9309)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is SCRAPPLE 11025. The most popular warrior this turn
was SCRAPPLE 11025. The ten other most popular fighters were CAPABLY ZIPPY -13785,
SHAWN -14192, DREW BURY MORE -10386, DISCOUNT DEBBIE -10401, LUCIOUS LAURA -10404,
LIFT -8326, ELLINGTON -8690, ACCUSED 5073, FUNGAL CRAWLER -8537, and HIS TRAIN -9081.
The least popular fighter this week was ACCIPITER 5071. The other ten least popular
fighters were GORGON -32504, DA2 -12366, A 5717, NOT PARTICIPATING -31843, GOLD MEDAL
-8327, PROM -9978, CALORIE THREAT -15581, HIS TRAIN -9081, FUNGAL CRAWLER -8537, and
ACCUSED 5073.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
FANTASTIC (82--24788) FEELINGS
Name Change-o-Rama -- Final Update
Algernon looked at the goats and sighed. No doubt it was a Good Deed to give
goats to people who wanted them. But why did the goats have to be gathered in HIS
office? Four of them, and they were a lot like gladiators: not smelly maybe, they
were clean goats, but pushy and sure they were the most important thing around. Maybe
they should be enrolled in the arena? No, there were only four, not enough for a
team.
He shook his head to clear it of the image of armored goats with sharpened horns.
One thing at a time. He pulled a piece of paper out of his desk drawer, dipped his
pen in the ink, and began to write.
"It is our pleasure and honor to note that ninety-eight gladiators and teams have
elected to change their names, supporting the contribution of goats to deserving
people. With the Commission's matching funds, this has purchased four goats--a good
goat can't be purchased for a copper, you know. The goats are already en route to
their new homes, where they will be--" He paused and thought about it. "--very
welcome. We wish all the best to the goats and the new goat-owners."