DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/15/2018    Duedate: 10/27/2018

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 494

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

0003
OCT 2004 2 (5015)
(82-30595) [11-4-0,111]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

0003                           FLOYD-O-MINE-TAILS
OCT 2004 2 (5015)              ARCANE PUNISHMENT (6320)
(82-30595) [11-4-0,111]        (82-38059) [5-4-0,66]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

HIS TRAIN                      FLOYD-O-MINE-TAILS
MARK'S STUFF II (9441)         ARCANE PUNISHMENT (6320)
(82-56455) [14-17-1,76]        (82-38059) [5-4-0,66]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

POSITION IS EMPTY

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. OCT 2004 2 (5015)             16 
2. RESTRICTIONS (117)            9     AT THE TABLE (8646)
3. ARCANE PUNISHMENT (6320)      8     Unchartered Team
4. SOME GUYS (8727)              7  
5. JULY 2004 2 (4729)            3     SIDELINER (5576)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 2*COOL NAMES 1 (8707)        4   1  0 80.0   1/10*JULY 2004 2 (4729)        3  0 0
 2/ 3 AT THE TABLE (8646)       22   9  1 71.0   2/ 2 OCT 2004 2 (5015)         3  0 0
 3- 4 MORE STUFF (3484)          8   4  0 66.7   3- 9 OCT 2004 4 (5017)         2  0 0
 4- 5*121707B (8864)             4   2  0 66.7   4/ 1 AT THE TABLE (8646)       2  1 0
 5- 7*TECH 1 (4941)              4   2  0 66.7   5/ 6 SOME GUYS (8727)          2  1 0
 6- 8*COOL NAMES 5 (8709)        2   1  0 66.7   6/ 7 FINGERS CROSSED (9400)    2  1 0
 7- 9*071406Q (7562)             2   1  0 66.7   7/18*ARCANE PUNISHMENT (6320)  2  1 0
 8/10 OCT 2004 2 (5015)         11   8  0 57.9   8/12 4-LETTER DOCTORS (1536)   2  1 0
 9/ 6*SIDELINER (5576)           4   3  0 57.1   9/14 RESTRICTIONS (117)        2  1 0
10/15*JULY 2004 2 (4729)         5   4  0 55.6  10-13 RESORT TERMS (675)        2  1 0
11/12 SOME GUYS (8727)          17  14  0 54.8  11- 3 LAZY 8 (8396)             1  0 0
12/20*ARCANE PUNISHMENT (6320)   8   8  0 50.0  12-19*JAN 2001 5 (1152)         1  0 0
13-13 OCT 2004 3 (5016)          7   7  0 50.0  13/ 0*DEATH HORDE IX (756)      1  0 0
14-14 OCT 2004 4 (5017)          6   6  1 50.0  14- 5*COOL NAMES 5 (8709)       1  1 0
15-16*JAN 2001 5 (1152)          4   4  0 50.0  15- 8*071406Q (7562)            1  1 0
16-18 LAZY 8 (8396)             15  17  0 46.9  16-11 OCT 2004 3 (5016)         1  1 0
17/19 MARK'S STUFF II (9441)    14  17  1 45.2  17/ 4 MARK'S STUFF II (9441)    1  2 0
18/17 4-LETTER DOCTORS (1536)    8  10  0 44.4  18/21*SIDELINER (5576)          1  2 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-21 RESORT TERMS (675)        13  17  1 43.3  19-20*121707B (8864)            0  2 0
20/22 RESTRICTIONS (117)       135 177  7 43.3  20-22*TECH 1 (4941)             0  2 0
21-24 LEGAL ACTIONS (1742)      55  78  2 41.4  21-23 MORE STUFF (3484)         0  2 0
22/ 0*DEATH HORDE IX (756)       4   6  0 40.0  22-24 HISPANIC RELATIVES (1737) 0  2 0
23-25 HISPANIC RELATIVES (1737) 35  54  1 39.3  23-17*COOL NAMES 1 (8707)       0  1 0
24/26 FINGERS CROSSED (9400)    11  20  0 35.5  24-25 COMPOSERS (2238)          0  1 0
25-28 COMPOSERS (2238)          21  42  0 33.3  25-26 LEGAL ACTIONS (1742)      0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
DWES EG brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  If The Swinging Aardvark is buying 
drinks for ARCANE PUNISHMENT's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before 
long.  A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  Why not, I'm having a good day, so I feel 
sorry for MARK'S STUFF II, who went 0-1-0 and dropped 13 into 17th.  Here's my pity, 
for what it's worth.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see JACK & COKE win 
a fight and gain 9 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, KUNG-FU MASTER beat HIS TRAIN and HIS 
TRAIN lost 11 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  Going for broke or broken, our 
Duelmaster 0003 challenged this turn.  And it's out with the old, in with the new, as 
0003 takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  I'm 
not in a very good mood today, but why am I telling you this?  You want to know 
what's new, don't you, DWES EG?   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.  DWES 
EG, I am losing what little hope I had in you.  OCT 2004 2 the most avoided team?  
What insult will suffice, I cannot say.  And who led the way in this mass act of 
cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was SOME GUYS.  Ha ha ha ha!   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines 
through use.  Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Just wait 'till next time I show up 
here, I won't be so nice!  So nyaaah!  I see the crowds are getting restless, I must 
leave now-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 0003 30595                   11   4  0 111         OCT 2004 2 (5015)         

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CAPABLY ZIPPY 51751          17  14  0  91         SOME GUYS (8727)          

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-0004 30596                    7   3  0  77         OCT 2004 3 (5016)         
 HIS TRAIN 56455              14  17  1  76         MARK'S STUFF II (9441)    
-ADROIT 11962                 12  19  1  68         LEGAL ACTIONS (1742)      
-LIFT 57210                    6   1  0  67         RESORT TERMS (675)        

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FLOYD-O-MINE-TAILS 38059      5   4  0  66         ARCANE PUNISHMENT (6320)  
 PROM 55558                   11  20  0  59         FINGERS CROSSED (9400)    
 0018 28997                    3   4  0  58         JULY 2004 2 (4729)        
-0010 7949                     4   4  0  57         JAN 2001 5 (1152)         

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-0006 30602                    6   6  1  55         OCT 2004 4 (5017)         
-BUTT UGLY CARPET 21974        8   4  0  46         MORE STUFF (3484)         
 JACK & COKE 57171             5  11  1  44         RESTRICTIONS (117)        
-ELASTIC JACKASS 52615         4   2  0  42         121707B (8864)            
-GOLD MEDAL 57209              4   2  0  42         RESORT TERMS (675)        
-WI-FI 30159                   4   2  0  40         TECH 1 (4941)             

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NOT PARTICIPATING 33693       4   3  0  40         SIDELINER (5576)          

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BABY'S TEMPER 52270           3   1  0  30         COOL NAMES 1 (8707)       
-DONUT SPEED 51660             2   1  0  29         COOL NAMES 5 (8709)       
-LUMPY SPACE PRINCESS 44954    2   1  0  25         071406Q (7562)            

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CERBERUS 57246                4   0  0  22         DEATH HORDE IX (756)      
 BENH 10425                    2   3  0   9         4-LETTER DOCTORS (1536)   
-TE QUEIRO 57295               0   3  0   3         HISPANIC RELATIVES (1737) 

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SHAWN was bested by 0003 in a action packed 1 minute master's Challenge Title fight.
PROM was narrowly defeated by FLOYD-O-MINE-TAILS in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
HIS TRAIN lost to KUNG-FU MASTER in a popular 3 minute gory mismatched brawl.
CAPABLY ZIPPY demolished KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
0018 defeated NOT PARTICIPATING in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
JACK & COKE viciously subdued CAPTURED ORC in a 2 minute competition.
CERBERUS outwaited OSKSI NOBLE in a crowd boring 7 minute duel.
BENH was defeated by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 1 minute beginner vs. veteran duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       6         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   0 -  1     100  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         WALL OF STEEL     11 -   5 -  1      69  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK    2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         SLASHING ATTACK    2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         LUNGING ATTACK    28 -  20 -  1      58  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         AIMED BLOW        68 -  65 -  2      51  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         TOTAL PARRY        4 -   4 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 494 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  5         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         4  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0     
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   0003 30595                 11   4  0  111 OCT 2004 2 (5015)
AIMED BLOW       CAPABLY ZIPPY -13785       17  14  0   91 SOME GUYS (8727)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  FLOYD-O-MINE-TAILS -27477   5   4  0   66 ARCANE PUNISHMENT (6320)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is HIS TRAIN -9081.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was FLOYD-O-MINE-TAILS -27477.  The ten other most popular fighters were HIS TRAIN 
-9081, 0003 30595, PROM -9978, 0018 28997, JACK & COKE -8365, CAPABLY ZIPPY -13785, 
NOT PARTICIPATING -31843, BENH 10425, CERBERUS -8290, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was CERBERUS -8290.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were BENH 10425, NOT PARTICIPATING -31843, CAPABLY ZIPPY -13785, JACK & COKE 
-8365, 0018 28997, PROM -9978, 0003 30595, HIS TRAIN -9081, FLOYD-O-MINE-TAILS 
-27477, and  0.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

SHAWN (82--14192) AT THE TABLE