DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/12/2018    Duedate: 11/24/2018

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 496

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CAPABLY ZIPPY
SOME GUYS (8727)
(82-51751) [19-14-0,103]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CAPABLY ZIPPY                  ELASTIC JACKASS
SOME GUYS (8727)               121707B (8864)
(82-51751) [19-14-0,103]       (82-52615) [5-2-0,52]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

PROM                           ELASTIC JACKASS
FINGERS CROSSED (9400)         121707B (8864)
(82-55558) [13-20-0,85]        (82-52615) [5-2-0,52]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SOME GUYS (8727)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. COOL NAMES 1 (8707)           19 
2. MORE STUFF (3484)             15    MORE STUFF (3484)
3. FINGERS CROSSED (9400)        12    Unchartered Team
4. 121707B (8864)                10 
5. GRATING TUNES (7228)          9     POSITION IS EMPTY

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*GRATING TUNES (7228)       2   0  0 100.   1/ 4 SOME GUYS (8727)          3  0 0
 2/ 2*4-LETTER MEAT (4678)       2   0  0 100.   2/10*GRATING TUNES (7228)      2  0 0
 3/ 0*COOL NAMES 1 (8707)        5   1  0 83.3   3/12*4-LETTER MEAT (4678)      2  0 0
 4/ 8*071406Q (7562)             3   1  0 75.0   4/ 5 FINGERS CROSSED (9400)    2  1 0
 5/ 5*121707B (8864)             5   2  0 71.4   5/ 8 4-LETTER DOCTORS (1536)   2  1 0
 6- 3 AT THE TABLE (8646)       22   9  1 71.0   6- 1 RESORT TERMS (675)        1  0 1
 7/ 4 MORE STUFF (3484)          9   4  0 69.2   7/ 0*COOL NAMES 1 (8707)       1  0 0
 8-10 OCT 2004 2 (5015)         11   8  0 57.9   8/19*121707B (8864)            1  0 0
 9/11 SOME GUYS (8727)          19  14  0 57.6   9/ 9*071406Q (7562)            1  0 0
10/ 6*TECH 1 (4941)              4   3  0 57.1  10- 6*ARCANE PUNISHMENT (6320)  1  0 0
11/ 9*SIDELINER (5576)           5   4  0 55.6  11- 3 OCT 2004 2 (5015)         1  0 0
12-12*JULY 2004 2 (4729)         5   4  0 55.6  12- 2*JULY 2004 2 (4729)        1  0 0
13/16 4-LETTER DOCTORS (1536)   10  10  0 50.0  13/22 MORE STUFF (3484)         1  0 0
14-13*ARCANE PUNISHMENT (6320)   8   8  0 50.0  14-14*DEATH HORDE IX (756)      1  1 0
15/ 7*COOL NAMES 5 (8709)        2   2  0 50.0  15-16 RESTRICTIONS (117)        1  1 0
16-17 RESORT TERMS (675)        14  17  2 45.2  16/ 7*SIDELINER (5576)          1  2 0
17-18 MARK'S STUFF II (9441)    14  18  1 43.7  17/ 0 TWISTED OAK (2929)        1  3 1
18-19 RESTRICTIONS (117)       135 178  7 43.1  18-15 MARK'S STUFF II (9441)    0  2 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/21 FINGERS CROSSED (9400)    13  20  0 39.4  19-13 AT THE TABLE (8646)       0  1 0
20-20 HISPANIC RELATIVES (1737) 35  55  1 38.9  20/18*COOL NAMES 5 (8709)       0  1 0
21-22*DEATH HORDE IX (756)       4   7  0 36.4  21/ 0*AIRPORT THINGS (8181)     0  1 0
22/ 0 LOCAL 996 (989)            3   7  0 30.0  22/20*TECH 1 (4941)             0  1 0
23/ 0 TWISTED OAK (2929)         9  24  3 27.3  23-17 HISPANIC RELATIVES (1737) 0  1 0
24/ 0*AIRPORT THINGS (8181)      0   1  0  0.0  24/ 0 LOCAL 996 (989)           0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
DWES EG brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Later days, RESORT TERMS, since SOME 
GUYS took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  If The Welcome Wench 
is buying drinks for 121707B's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before 
long.  A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to 
see BABY'S TEMPER win a fight and gain 19 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, BUTT UGLY 
CARPET beat NOT PARTICIPATING and NOT PARTICIPATING lost 12 points.  You're breakin' 
my heart.  And if variety is the spice of life, DWES EG may be getting bland, as 
CAPABLY ZIPPY stays top dog in the city.  I'm not in a very good mood today, but why 
am I telling you this?  You want to know what's new, don't you, DWES EG?   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.  
RESORT TERMS, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were this turn's most avoided 
team.  Care to know who is the most afraid of you?  And it looks like SOME GUYS 
avoided them the most this turn.  What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me.  
Hmph.   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess 
what brave team is developing these kinds of weapons?   
     There's got to be a better place in DWES EG to get a drink than The Welcome 
Wench!  Any suggestions?  Just wait 'till next time I show up here, I won't be so 
nice!  So nyaaah!  Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come 
this winter-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CAPABLY ZIPPY 51751          19  14  0 103         SOME GUYS (8727)          

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-0003 30595                   11   4  0 111         OCT 2004 2 (5015)         
-LIFT 57210                    7   1  1  93         RESORT TERMS (675)        

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PROM 55558                   13  20  0  85         FINGERS CROSSED (9400)    

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FLOYD-O-MINE-TAILS 38059      5   4  0  66         ARCANE PUNISHMENT (6320)  
 BUTT UGLY CARPET 21974        9   4  0  61         MORE STUFF (3484)         
-0018 28997                    3   4  0  58         JULY 2004 2 (4729)        

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ELASTIC JACKASS 52615         5   2  0  52         121707B (8864)            
 BABY'S TEMPER 52270           4   1  0  49         COOL NAMES 1 (8707)       
 NOT PARTICIPATING 33693       5   4  0  40         SIDELINER (5576)          
 WI-FI 30159                   4   3  0  37         TECH 1 (4941)             

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-JACK & COKE 57171             5  12  1  33         RESTRICTIONS (117)        
 BENH 10425                    4   3  0  30         4-LETTER DOCTORS (1536)   
 LUMPY SPACE PRINCESS 44954    3   1  0  30         071406Q (7562)            

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DONUT SPEED 51660             2   2  0  28         COOL NAMES 5 (8709)       

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CERBERUS 57246                4   1  0  23         DEATH HORDE IX (756)      
 BEEF 28702                    2   0  0  20         4-LETTER MEAT (4678)      
 FOOLISH GAMES 43175           2   0  0  15         GRATING TUNES (7228)      
 MIDWYR 57030                  0   2  0  12         TWISTED OAK (2929)        
 MOSS 57279                    1   0  1   8         TWISTED OAK (2929)        
 ENTWIFE 57277                 0   1  0   5         TWISTED OAK (2929)        
-TE QUEIRO 57295               0   4  0   4         HISPANIC RELATIVES (1737) 
 LOST REAT STRUT 48655         0   1  0   1         AIRPORT THINGS (8181)     

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
MORDANT DESERTER        0  0 0                      MOSS 57279            496  NONE
MAYBE 954 6917          0  1 0 LOCAL 996 989        SHEWISH GIANT         496  NONE
HIS TRAIN 56455        14 18 1 MARK'S STUFF II 9441 LIFT 57210            495   
DALLAN 18991            4  3 1 TWISTED OAK 2929     HIGH ELF              496  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DALLAN was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
MAYBE 954 was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
CAPABLY ZIPPY demolished M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided Title melee.
PROM overpowered CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute mismatched duel.
NOT PARTICIPATING was overpowered by BUTT UGLY CARPET in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
ELASTIC JACKASS viciously subdued THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a popular 5 minute duel.
WI-FI was beaten by THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute bloody brawl.
LUMPY SPACE PRINCESS savagely defeated CULT MEMBER in a 2 minute gruesome melee.
DONUT SPEED lost to THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute duel.
BABY'S TEMPER vanquished THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute gruesome uneven fight.
BENH overpowered MIDWYR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
FOOLISH GAMES handily defeated LOST REAT STRUT in a 2 minute brutal one-sided bout.
BEEF demolished ENTWIFE in a 2 minute mismatched competition.
MOSS delivered the death blow upon MORDANT DESERTER in a 2 minute novice's battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      14         SLASHING ATTACK    1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         WALL OF STEEL      7 -   3 -  1      70  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK    2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         LUNGING ATTACK    27 -  19 -  2      59  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         AIMED BLOW        71 -  58 -  2      55  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         TOTAL PARRY        2 -   4 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 496 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW        10 -  4     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         4  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0     
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0     
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1     
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       CAPABLY ZIPPY -13785       19  14  0  103 SOME GUYS (8727)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is PROM -9978.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
ELASTIC JACKASS -12921.  The ten other most popular fighters were PROM -9978, BUTT 
UGLY CARPET 21974, LUMPY SPACE PRINCESS -20582, BABY'S TEMPER -13266, FOOLISH GAMES 
-22361, BEEF 28702, CAPABLY ZIPPY -13785, WI-FI 30159, MOSS -8257, and BENH 10425.

The least popular fighter this week was ENTWIFE -8259.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were DALLAN 18991, LOST REAT STRUT -16881, MIDWYR -8506, DONUT SPEED -13876, 
NOT PARTICIPATING -31843, MAYBE 954 6917, BENH 10425, MOSS -8257, WI-FI 30159, and 
CAPABLY ZIPPY -13785.