DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/26/2018    Duedate: 12/08/2018

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 497

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CAPABLY ZIPPY
SOME GUYS (8727)
(82-51751) [20-14-0,114]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CAPABLY ZIPPY                  SENTINEL
SOME GUYS (8727)               LITTLE THINGS (9115)
(82-51751) [20-14-0,114]       (82-53941) [4-1-0,107]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

PROM                           ELASTIC JACKASS
FINGERS CROSSED (9400)         121707B (8864)
(82-55558) [14-20-0,87]        (82-52615) [5-3-0,46]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

POSITION IS EMPTY

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THIRSTY THUGS 713 (7954)      46 
2. A UNIT (628)                  26    MORE STUFF (3484)
3. LITTLE THINGS (9115)          24    Unchartered Team
4. HISPANIC RELATIVES (1737)     20 
5. TWISTED OAK (2929)            18    4-LETTER MEAT (4678)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2*4-LETTER MEAT (4678)       3   0  0 100.   1/ 1 SOME GUYS (8727)          3  0 0
 2/ 0*LITTLE THINGS (9115)       4   1  0 80.0   2/ 4 FINGERS CROSSED (9400)    3  0 0
 3/ 7 MORE STUFF (3484)         10   4  0 71.4   3/ 3*4-LETTER MEAT (4678)      3  0 0
 4/ 3*COOL NAMES 1 (8707)        5   2  0 71.4   4/17 TWISTED OAK (2929)        3  4 1
 5/ 1*GRATING TUNES (7228)       2   1  0 66.7   5/13 MORE STUFF (3484)         2  0 0
 6/ 5*121707B (8864)             5   3  0 62.5   6/ 6 RESORT TERMS (675)        2  1 1
 7/ 0 THIRSTY THUGS 713 (7954)  11   7  3 61.1   7/ 2*GRATING TUNES (7228)      2  1 0
 8/11 SIDELINER (5576)           6   4  0 60.0   8/16 SIDELINER (5576)          2  1 0
 9/ 4*071406Q (7562)             3   2  0 60.0   9/ 5 4-LETTER DOCTORS (1536)   2  1 0
10/ 9 SOME GUYS (8727)          20  14  0 58.8  10/ 0 THIRSTY THUGS 713 (7954)  1  0 1
11/ 0 YUCKY YELLOW (8447)        6   5  0 54.5  11/ 0 HOPEFULS (587)            1  0 1
12/10*TECH 1 (4941)              4   4  0 50.0  12/ 0*LITTLE THINGS (9115)      1  0 0
13/13 4-LETTER DOCTORS (1536)   10  11  0 47.6  13/ 0 YUCKY YELLOW (8447)       1  0 0
14/16 RESORT TERMS (675)        15  18  2 45.5  14/ 0 LEGAL TERMS (124)         1  0 0
15-17 MARK'S STUFF II (9441)    14  18  1 43.7  15/ 7*COOL NAMES 1 (8707)       1  1 0
16/18 RESTRICTIONS (117)       136 180  7 43.0  16/ 8*121707B (8864)            1  1 0
17/ 0 HOPEFULS (587)           120 168 10 41.7  17/ 9*071406Q (7562)            1  1 0
18/ 0 LEGAL TERMS (124)         48  68  3 41.4  18/ 0 A UNIT (628)              1  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/19 FINGERS CROSSED (9400)    14  20  0 41.2  19/ 0 ARCANE ETC (6511)         1  2 0
20/15*COOL NAMES 5 (8709)        2   3  0 40.0  20/23 HISPANIC RELATIVES (1737) 1  3 1
21/20 HISPANIC RELATIVES (1737) 36  57  2 38.7  21/15 RESTRICTIONS (117)        1  3 0
22-21*DEATH HORDE IX (756)       4   7  0 36.4  22/20*COOL NAMES 5 (8709)       0  2 0
23/23 TWISTED OAK (2929)        11  25  3 30.6  23/22*TECH 1 (4941)             0  2 0
24/ 0 A UNIT (628)              15  45  0 25.0  24-18 MARK'S STUFF II (9441)    0  1 0
25/ 0 ARCANE ETC (6511)          6  18  0 25.0  25- 0*AIRPORT THINGS (8181)     0  1 0
26/ 0*THE LOST COMPANY (3724)    1  13  0  7.1  26/ 0*THE LOST COMPANY (3724)   0  1 0
27- 0*AIRPORT THINGS (8181)      0   1  0  0.0  27-14*DEATH HORDE IX (756)      0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon DWES EG, for 
I, Novgorodny Vir, have returned!  Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, 
TWISTED OAK blew up the rankings to 13!  THIRSTY THUGS 713 had cause to celebrate, 
after KATE got 46 points by beating TE QUEIRO.  Win some, lose some.  Speaking of 
which, OVERRULED was winsome, after beating BABY'S TEMPER and seeing it lose 11 
points.  CAPABLY ZIPPY successfully staved off a grab for the roses by LIFT of RESORT 
TERMS.  Does DWES EG have no one talented enough to dethrone it?  Word has it one 
team in DWES EG is using psychics to predict wins.  They lead a charmed life!   
     So much to report, so little time!  To quell some nasty rumors, the guys in 
TWISTED OAK are not carrying any incurable diseases.  No need to avoid 'em.  Like a 
pup with its tail between its legs, 4-LETTER MEAT scurried away from TWISTED OAK.  
Oh, the shame!   
     Is there life after death?  Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after 
life!  HIGH ELF in the Dark Arena wasn't enough for NO CHANCE of HOPEFULS.  Maybe 
that certain serving girl(?) at The Dripping Blade will be!  A moment of silence for 
WI-FI, who died an untimely death at the hands of BUENA ESPOSA.  In the spirit of 
revenge, we call upon TECH 1 to act!  Oh hard!  that to strike a flame, the match 
itself must needs be wasting!   
     Leave me now, you base fools!  My fingers tire and I fear my incessant prattling 
may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable character.  Can anything compare to the 
pleasure of writing Spyreports for DWES EG?  On that giddy note I take my leave-- 
Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CAPABLY ZIPPY 51751          20  14  0 114         SOME GUYS (8727)          

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SENTINEL 53941                4   1  0 107         LITTLE THINGS (9115)      

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PROM 55558                   14  20  0  87         FINGERS CROSSED (9400)    
 LIFT 57210                    7   2  1  87         RESORT TERMS (675)        
 BUTT UGLY CARPET 21974       10   4  0  71         MORE STUFF (3484)         
 LEMON 50224                   6   5  0  71         YUCKY YELLOW (8447)       
 TALON CHOP!! 39128            4   5  0  71         ARCANE ETC (6511)         

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GRASS 56969                   9  16  0  61         RESTRICTIONS (117)        
 KATE 47333                    2   0  1  57         THIRSTY THUGS 713 (7954)  

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NOT PARTICIPATING 33693       6   4  0  56         SIDELINER (5576)          
 OVERRULED 57164               8   6  1  50         LEGAL TERMS (124)         
 GOLD MEDAL 57209              5   2  0  50         RESORT TERMS (675)        
 ELASTIC JACKASS 52615         5   3  0  46         121707B (8864)            
 JACK & COKE 57171             6  12  1  43         RESTRICTIONS (117)        
 BABY'S TEMPER 52270           4   2  0  38         COOL NAMES 1 (8707)       

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE SHE-NOBLE 39126           2   7  0  35         ARCANE ETC (6511)         

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LUMPY SPACE PRINCESS 44954    3   2  0  25         071406Q (7562)            
 DONUT SPEED 51660             2   3  0  25         COOL NAMES 5 (8709)       
 BENH 10425                    4   4  0  24         4-LETTER DOCTORS (1536)   
 MIDWYR 57030                  1   2  0  24         TWISTED OAK (2929)        

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CERBERUS 57246                4   1  0  23         DEATH HORDE IX (756)      
 BEEF 28702                    3   0  0  22         4-LETTER MEAT (4678)      
 A-2 21147                     1   0  0  19         A UNIT (628)              
 NO CHANCE 56449               2   0  1  15         HOPEFULS (587)            
 GYDE 57280                    0   1  0  15         THE LOST COMPANY (3724)   
 MOSS 57279                    2   0  1  13         TWISTED OAK (2929)        
 A-5 7281                      0   5  0  11         A UNIT (628)              
 FOOLISH GAMES 43175           2   1  0   7         GRATING TUNES (7228)      
 ENTWIFE 57277                 0   2  0   6         TWISTED OAK (2929)        
-LOST REAT STRUT 48655         0   1  0   1         AIRPORT THINGS (8181)     

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
OH YOURS! 57032         0  1 0 ARCANE ETC 6511      MOUNTAIN TROLL        497  NONE
HIGH ELF                0  0 0 DARK ARENA           NO CHANCE 56449       497  NONE
TE QUEIRO 57295         0  5 0 HISPANIC RELATI 1737 KATE 47333            497   
HIS TRAIN 56455        14 18 1 MARK'S STUFF II 9441 LIFT 57210            495   
WI-FI 30159             4  4 0 TECH 1 4941          BUENA ESPOSA 57044    497   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

NO CHANCE butchered HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
OH YOURS! was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
CAPABLY ZIPPY handily defeated LIFT in a 1 minute one-sided Title match.
SENTINEL vanquished GRASS in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
BLONDIE was defeated by BUTT UGLY CARPET in a 2 minute bloody match.
PROM bested CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
TALON CHOP!! was bested by LEMON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute master's match.
BUENA ESPOSA slew WI-FI in a 2 minute gruesome melee.
GOLD MEDAL vanquished BENH in a 1 minute uneven duel.
OVERRULED luckily beat BABY'S TEMPER in a 2 minute duel.
ELASTIC JACKASS lost to NOT PARTICIPATING in a popular 4 minute brutal fight.
LUMPY SPACE PRINCESS was overcome by THE SHE-NOBLE in a 2 minute gory bout.
DONUT SPEED was subdued by JACK & COKE in a 2 minute match.
A-5 was bested by MOSS in a 2 minute conflict.
MIDWYR viciously subdued BUENA HERMANA in a 2 minute brutal battle.
KATE butchered TE QUEIRO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory mismatched bout.
FOOLISH GAMES lost to A-2 in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bout.
BEEF won victory over GYDE in a 2 minute fray.
ENTWIFE was savagely defeated by VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 3 minute brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      15         WALL OF STEEL      9 -   3 -  2      75  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   7         STRIKING ATTACK    4 -   2 -  0      67  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         SLASHING ATTACK    2 -   1 -  1      67  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         LUNGING ATTACK    30 -  22 -  2      58  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW        69 -  61 -  2      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         TOTAL PARRY        2 -   5 -  0      29  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   2 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 497 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1     AIMED BLOW         7 -  8         5  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  3     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       CAPABLY ZIPPY -13785       20  14  0  114 SOME GUYS (8727)
STRIKING ATTACK  SENTINEL -11595             4   1  0  107 LITTLE THINGS (9115)
LUNGING ATTACK   LIFT -8326                  7   2  1   87 RESORT TERMS (675)
SLASHING ATTACK  KATE -18203                 2   0  1   57 THIRSTY THUGS 713 (7954)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is PROM -9978.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
ELASTIC JACKASS -12921.  The ten other most popular fighters were FOOLISH GAMES 
-22361, NOT PARTICIPATING -31843, BABY'S TEMPER -13266, MIDWYR -8506, BEEF 28702, 
SENTINEL -11595, BUTT UGLY CARPET 21974, LEMON -15312, OVERRULED -8372, and KATE 
-18203.

The least popular fighter this week was TE QUEIRO -8241.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were BUENA HERMANA -8298, A-5 7281, BENH 10425, GRASS -8567, ENTWIFE -8259, 
THE SHE-NOBLE -26410, TALON CHOP!! -26408, BLONDIE 615, LIFT -8326, and OH YOURS! 
-8504.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

CAPABLY ZIPPY (82--13785) SOME GUYS

                        WINTER FACE-TO-FACE IN SUNNY ARIZONA!

Our next winter FTF will be held in Tempe, Arizona, January 18-20, 2019.  It will be 
held at our usual Embassy Suites Hotel in Tempe, Arizona (480-897-7444).  Room rates 
remain $149.00 per night, 1-2 occupancy, which includes full cooked breakfast, 
complimentary manager's reception, free airport shuttle, free parking and free high 
speed internet.  There's a fitness center, jacuzzi, and pool.  The rooms are blocked--
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                 Please make your reservations now if you plan to go.  
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       This is prime season for Phoenix and the hotel tends to fill up quickly.  

Look for the tournament info sheet and minioverviews some time in December.  We hope 
you're all looking forward to it and that we will see you there!