DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/27/2019 Duedate: 06/08/2019
DWES EG ARENA
DM 82 TURN 510
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
PROM
FINGERS CROSSED (9400)
(82-55558) [18-29-0,103]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
PROM TAKECAREOFU!
FINGERS CROSSED (9400) IFIWASUGIRLFRIEND! (5820)
(82-55558) [18-29-0,103] (82-35327) [3-0-0,42]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
PROM PROM
FINGERS CROSSED (9400) FINGERS CROSSED (9400)
(82-55558) [18-29-0,103] (82-55558) [18-29-0,103]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
IFIWASUGIRLFRIEND! (5820)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. ERATTA1 (9085) 25
2. DUNGEON CELL 88 (7178) 18 POSITION IS EMPTY
3. IFIWASUGIRLFRIEND! (5820) 15 Unchartered Team
4. FINGERS CROSSED (9400) 13
5. I'M A (6883) 9 DUNGEON CELL 88 (7178)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1 MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347) 3 0 0 100. 1/ 4*IFIWASUGIRLFRIEND! (5820) 5 7 0
2- 2 COUNTRY PEOPLE (116) 2 0 0 100. 2/ 9 GRATING TUNES (7228) 3 0 0
3/ 0 FACE (8975) 1 0 0 100. 3- 2 INK & STEEL X (7273) 3 1 0
4/ 0 ERATTA1 (9085) 1 0 0 100. 4- 3 QUEER AS FOLK (4505) 3 1 0
5- 3*4 LETTER DIRECTION (8403) 1 0 0 100. 5- 6 COUNTRY PEOPLE (116) 2 0 0
6- 5 YUCKY YELLOW (8447) 4 1 0 80.0 6- 7 RESTRICTIONS (117) 2 0 0
7- 6 HACK2 (9156) 3 1 0 75.0 7/19 FINGERS CROSSED (9400) 2 1 0
8- 7 INK & STEEL X (7273) 3 1 0 75.0 8/10 I'M A (6883) 2 1 0
9/ 8 GRATING TUNES (7228) 5 2 0 71.4 9/ 1 SIDELINER (5576) 2 1 0
10/ 9 I'M A (6883) 5 2 0 71.4 10-11*ARIZONA'S FINEST # (5463) 2 2 0
11/ 4 SIDELINER (5576) 5 2 0 71.4 11-12 ORIOLE MADNESS (967) 2 2 0
12/10 BROTHERS IN ARMS (1321) 14 9 1 60.9 12-13 HOPEFULS (587) 2 2 0
13-11 ORIOLE MADNESS (967) 69 61 2 53.1 13-14 RESORT TERMS (675) 2 2 0
14-12 QUEER AS FOLK (4505) 22 21 1 51.2 14/ 0 FACE (8975) 1 0 0
15-13 RESTRICTIONS (117) 3 3 0 50.0 15/ 0 ERATTA1 (9085) 1 0 0
16/29*DUNGEON CELL 88 (7178) 1 1 0 50.0 16- 5 MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347) 1 0 0
17/14*IFIWASUGIRLFRIEND! (5820) 11 13 0 45.8 17-15*4 LETTER DIRECTION (8403) 1 0 0
18/21 FINGERS CROSSED (9400) 3 4 0 42.9 18-17 HACK2 (9156) 1 1 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19-15*ARIZONA'S FINEST # (5463) 2 3 0 40.0 19- 8 YUCKY YELLOW (8447) 1 1 0
20-16 HOPEFULS (587) 2 3 0 40.0 20/27*DUNGEON CELL 88 (7178) 1 1 0
21-17 RESORT TERMS (675) 3 5 0 37.5 21/16 BROTHERS IN ARMS (1321) 1 1 0
22/18 TWISTED OAK (2929) 17 31 4 35.4 22/20 TWISTED OAK (2929) 1 2 0
23-19*LEAGUE ARCANE TV'S (5461) 10 20 1 33.3 23-21*LEAGUE ARCANE TV'S (5461) 1 3 0
24-20*DEATH HORDE IX (756) 4 8 0 33.3 24-22*G-FORCE (2678) 1 4 0
25-22 MEDAL OF HONOR F4 (9348) 1 2 0 33.3 25-23 F-TROOP (2677) 0 4 0
26-24 ARIZONA'S FINEST # (5464) 5 13 0 27.8 26/26*EASTERN HORDE 9 (8850) 0 2 0
27-25*G-FORCE (2678) 1 4 0 20.0 27-25 HISPANIC RELATIVES (1737) 0 2 0
28/26*EASTERN HORDE 9 (8850) 1 7 0 12.5 28-24 MEDAL OF HONOR F4 (9348) 0 1 0
29-27 F-TROOP (2677) 0 4 0 0.0 29-28 ARIZONA'S FINEST # (5464) 0 1 0
30-28 HISPANIC RELATIVES (1737) 0 2 0 0.0 30-29*DEATH HORDE IX (756) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Oh, hi. Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte. Thought I'd check out DWES EG to see
what's new. Oh darn! All you guys have tied records, or something, and there's no
top team! I couldn't believe it. Did FINGERS CROSSED really go up by 12? If only
those guys didn't have so may missing teeth... Gross! MVP award for ASTRO?
ERATTA1's proud of him after beating NOT PARTICIPATING and getting 25 points. Talk
about yer major upsets! NOT PARTICIPATING's match with ASTRO cost it a loss of 23
points! What a putz! JACK & COKE fights so hard to be Duelmaster, then quits
fighting and loses the title. No one said he was a genius... Was that a tear I saw
in PROM's eye, as he took over Duelmastership? And wasn't GREEN TEETH fit to be
tied! I hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep. They
want photogenic fighters for PR photos.
AAARRGH!!! I HATE SPYREPORTING!!! Sorry. I just had to say it. COUNTRY
PEOPLE was the most avoided team. Is a 2-0-0 record really that scary? Hhmph! What
kind of warriors are DUNGEON CELL 88? COUNTRY PEOPLE, an easy team to beat if I ever
saw one, can't get them to accept an invitation! Can TWISTED OAK's BLACKBIRD be more
popular than me? She was challenged the most, but is that really the same?
What does a fighter fight for? I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone
gets killed. Not after four more fights. Fight, fight, fight. Is that all you guys
can do?
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really
should stop. Remember you guys, ease up sometimes! Chill out! Later, Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PROM 55558 18 29 0 103 FINGERS CROSSED (9400)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-JAMES MILLS 55323 20 16 0 108 MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)
-JACK & COKE 57171 12 14 1 105 RESTRICTIONS (117)
ASTRO 56700 9 3 0 101 ERATTA1 (9085)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EYES 53200 11 8 1 89 FACE (8975)
NOT PARTICIPATING 33693 14 9 0 80 SIDELINER (5576)
-RENEGADE 43401 13 8 0 80 INK & STEEL X (7273)
GREEN TEETH 8997 9 4 0 80 BROTHERS IN ARMS (1321)
-LIFT 57210 14 4 1 78 RESORT TERMS (675)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BABYLON 27706 8 3 0 64 QUEER AS FOLK (4505)
-RHINEHORN 57108 7 2 0 62 INK & STEEL X (7273)
-WILDCAT 33116 5 9 0 62 ARIZONA'S FINEST #5 (5464)
FOOLISH GAMES 43175 10 5 0 59 GRATING TUNES (7228)
-WEST 49988 5 1 0 58 4 LETTER DIRECTIONS (8403)
-CRIM 54181 4 4 1 58 HACK2 (9156)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-GOLD MEDAL 57209 9 7 0 57 RESORT TERMS (675)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-INKED KNIGHT 57133 6 2 2 56 INK & STEEL X (7273)
BUST 41267 8 5 2 53 I'M A (6883)
-BT 54180 6 2 0 52 HACK2 (9156)
-CANCER RAT 56977 4 1 0 50 LEAGUE ARCANE TV'S (5461)
TAKECAREOFU! 35327 3 0 0 42 IFIWASUGIRLFRIEND! (5820)
DOUKNOWWHATIMSAYN 35329 4 5 0 35 IFIWASUGIRLFRIEND! (5820)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CERBERUS 57246 4 2 0 32 DEATH HORDE IX (756)
PRISONER 0438 42899 1 1 0 31 DUNGEON CELL 88 (7178)
-GLORIOUS 17497 2 1 0 30 G-FORCE (2678)
SOMEBODYWASME! 35328 2 5 0 27 IFIWASUGIRLFRIEND! (5820)
BLACKBIRD 57278 2 5 0 25 TWISTED OAK (2929)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-OTRA MUJER GUAPA 57309 1 5 1 23 HISPANIC RELATIVES (1737)
-CANCER RAT 57037 2 3 0 19 LEAGUE ARCANE TV'S (5461)
-MAYBE 57312 2 4 0 18 HOPEFULS (587)
-PINKY RING 57176 2 1 0 17 QUEER AS FOLK (4505)
-BUDDY 57326 2 0 0 15 COUNTRY PEOPLE (116)
-DRIVEN 57106 0 1 0 11 LEAGUE ARCANE TV'S (5461)
-ZARA III 57324 1 1 0 10 HOPEFULS (587)
-CORNBEEF HASH 33111 1 0 0 10 ARIZONA'S FINEST #4 (5463)
-WEAVER 57202 1 0 0 10 ORIOLE MADNESS (967)
-EMU RUSTLER 57174 1 0 0 10 INK & STEEL X (7273)
-ADAM JONES 57208 1 0 0 6 ORIOLE MADNESS (967)
GUNKY BONK 57304 0 2 0 6 EASTERN HORDE 9 (8850)
-SLINKY 57268 1 0 0 5 QUEER AS FOLK (4505)
-SIZZLE 33115 1 0 0 5 ARIZONA'S FINEST #4 (5463)
-FLABBERGHAST 17494 0 1 0 5 F-TROOP (2677)
-FLOOZY 24898 1 1 0 4 F-TROOP (2677)
-FRANK 18012 0 1 0 1 F-TROOP (2677)
-MUSSINA 57203 0 1 0 1 ORIOLE MADNESS (967)
-GOBBLE 17500 0 1 0 1 G-FORCE (2678)
-SCAR TISSUE 57265 0 1 0 1 LEAGUE ARCANE TV'S (5461)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
TAKECAREOFU! devastated BLACKBIRD in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
NOT PARTICIPATING was demolished by ASTRO in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
EYES savagely defeated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody duel.
PROM overpowered GREEN TEETH in a 2 minute bloody one-sided Title fight.
DOUKNOWWHATIMSAYN was devastated by FOOLISH GAMES in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
BUST devastated CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SOMEBODYWASME! was handily defeated by PRISONER 0438 in a 1 minute uneven fight.
STARE INTO SILENCE won victory over GUNKY BONK in a 4 minute gruesome beginner's duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 8 WALL OF STEEL 4 - 0 - 0 100 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 4 - 1 60 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 29 - 20 - 2 59 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 44 - 38 - 0 54 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 9 - 9 - 0 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 TOTAL PARRY 5 - 11 - 0 31 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 7 - 0 30 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 5 - 0 0 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 4 - 0 0 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 510 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 4 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 3 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 6 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW ASTRO -8836 9 3 0 101 ERATTA1 (9085)
SLASHING ATTACK EYES -12336 11 8 1 89 FACE (8975)
LUNGING ATTACK BUST -24269 8 5 2 53 I'M A (6883)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is PROM -9978. The most popular warrior this turn was
PROM -9978. The ten other most popular fighters were FOOLISH GAMES -22361,
TAKECAREOFU! -30209, EYES -12336, GREEN TEETH 8997, STARE INTO SILENCE -8709, GUNKY
BONK -8232, ASTRO -8836, BUST -24269, PRISONER 0438 -22637, and BLACKBIRD -8258.
The least popular fighter this week was SOMEBODYWASME! -30208. The other ten least
popular fighters were DOUKNOWWHATIMSAYN -30207, NOT PARTICIPATING -31843, BLACKBIRD
-8258, PRISONER 0438 -22637, BUST -24269, ASTRO -8836, GUNKY BONK -8232, STARE INTO
SILENCE -8709, GREEN TEETH 8997, and EYES -12336.
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have
up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch,
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long. For any questions, please contact the
Gladiatorial Commission.