DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/22/2019    Duedate: 08/03/2019

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 514

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PROM
FINGERS CROSSED (9400)
(82-55558) [20-31-0,114]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PROM                           EGGZAGGERATE
FINGERS CROSSED (9400)         ONE MINUTE EGGS (4594)
(82-55558) [20-31-0,114]       (82-28210) [1-0-0,10]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

PROM                           EYES
FINGERS CROSSED (9400)         FACE (8975)
(82-55558) [20-31-0,114]       (82-53200) [14-9-1,98]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

POSITION IS EMPTY

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. FINGERS CROSSED (9400)        11 
2. ONE MINUTE EGGS (4594)        10    FACE (8975)
3. I'M A (6883)                  8     Unchartered Team
4. GRATING TUNES (7228)          4  
5. SIDELINER (5576)              4     ONE MINUTE EGGS (4594)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*ONE MINUTE EGGS (4594)     1   0  0 100.   1- 2 MOTHERSHIP 2 (6053)       7  1 1
 2/ 1 FACE (8975)                4   1  0 80.0   2- 1 INK & STEEL X (7273)      6  2 0
 3- 2 INK & STEEL X (7273)      12   4  0 75.0   3/ 8 FINGERS CROSSED (9400)    2  1 0
 4/ 3 GRATING TUNES (7228)       7   4  0 63.6   4/ 4 FACE (8975)               2  1 0
 5/ 4 I'M A (6883)               7   4  0 63.6   5/ 9 GRATING TUNES (7228)      2  1 0
 6/ 5 SIDELINER (5576)           7   4  0 63.6   6/10 I'M A (6883)              2  1 0
 7- 6 ERATTA1 (9085)             3   2  0 60.0   7/ 0*ONE MINUTE EGGS (4594)    1  0 0
 8- 7*DUNGEON CELL 88 (7178)     3   2  0 60.0   8- 5*DUNGEON CELL 88 (7178)    1  1 0
 9- 8 MOTHERSHIP 2 (6053)       18  17  2 51.4   9-12 IFIWASUGIRLFRIEND! (5820) 1  1 0
10/10 FINGERS CROSSED (9400)     5   6  0 45.5  10- 7 ERATTA1 (9085)            1  2 0
11-11 IFIWASUGIRLFRIEND! (5820) 12  19  0 38.7  11/11 SIDELINER (5576)          1  2 0
12/12 TWISTED OAK (2929)        19  33  4 36.5  12/ 6 TWISTED OAK (2929)        1  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  DWES EG needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  I don't wanna hurt 
anybody's feelings or anything, but TWISTED OAK really goofed with their 0-1-0.  The 
guys at FINGERS CROSSED like really pulled together to get a 1-0-0 this turn, moving 
up by 5.  MVP award for EGGZAGGERATE?  ONE MINUTE EGGS' proud of him after beating 
CONVICTED THIEF and getting 10 points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  BLACKBIRD's 
match with BUST cost her a loss of 6 points!  And I was just getting used to the 
ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!)  Oh well, welcome PROM.  Aren't FINGERS CROSSED proud. 
(Oh, my.) Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me! 
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All DWES EG ever talks about is fighting!  
Me, I'm more laid back.  Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to 
hear from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really 
should stop.  I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PROM 55558                   20  31  0 114         FINGERS CROSSED (9400)    

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ASTRO 56700                  11   3  0 112         ERATTA1 (9085)            
 EYES 53200                   14   9  1  98         FACE (8975)               
-RENEGADE 43401               15   9  0  96         INK & STEEL X (7273)      

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-INKED KNIGHT 57133            9   2  2  86         INK & STEEL X (7273)      
 NOT PARTICIPATING 33693      16  11  0  78         SIDELINER (5576)          
-RHINEHORN 57108               9   3  0  74         INK & STEEL X (7273)      
-LUMPY WICKETS 56989           6   0  0  68         MOTHERSHIP 2 (6053)       

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FOOLISH GAMES 43175          12   7  0  61         GRATING TUNES (7228)      

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PRISONER 0438 42899           3   1  0  56         DUNGEON CELL 88 (7178)    
 BUST 41267                   10   7  2  51         I'M A (6883)              
 BLACKBIRD 57278               4   7  0  41         TWISTED OAK (2929)        
-DOUKNOWWHATIMSAYN 35329       4   7  0  37         IFIWASUGIRLFRIEND! (5820) 

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MAYFLY 56676                  4   1  1  30         MOTHERSHIP 2 (6053)       
-PINK HILITER 56986            2   0  1  25         MOTHERSHIP 2 (6053)       

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BROKEN DREAM 57313            2   0  0  20         MOTHERSHIP 2 (6053)       
-EMU RUSTLER 57174             3   1  0  16         INK & STEEL X (7273)      
 EGGZAGGERATE 28210            1   0  0  10         ONE MINUTE EGGS (4594)    

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SOMEBODYWASME! 35328    2  6 0 IFIWASUGIRLFRIE 5820 CANCER RAT 56977      511   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

EYES was bested by PROM in a action packed 3 minute master's Title fight.
NOT PARTICIPATING subdued KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
FOOLISH GAMES savagely defeated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute bloody duel.
BLACKBIRD was bested by BUST in a popular 1 minute fight.
EGGZAGGERATE demolished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       4         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   0 -  1     100  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -   3 -  0      75  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK    9 -   6 -  0      60  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         AIMED BLOW        50 -  34 -  2      60  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         LUNGING ATTACK    20 -  16 -  0      56  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   3 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         TOTAL PARRY        3 -   8 -  0      27  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   3 -  0      25  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   6 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 514 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         4  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         3 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  EYES -12336                14   9  1   98 FACE (8975)
AIMED BLOW       NOT PARTICIPATING -31843   16  11  0   78 SIDELINER (5576)
LUNGING ATTACK   BUST -24269                10   7  2   51 I'M A (6883)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is PROM -9978.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
EYES -12336.  The ten other most popular fighters were PROM -9978, BUST -24269, 
FOOLISH GAMES -22361, NOT PARTICIPATING -31843, BLACKBIRD -8258, EGGZAGGERATE 28210,  
0,  0,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was EGGZAGGERATE 28210.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BLACKBIRD -8258, NOT PARTICIPATING -31843, FOOLISH GAMES 
-22361, BUST -24269, PROM -9978, EYES -12336,  0,  0,  0, and  0.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

PROM (82--9978) FINGERS CROSSED

                 FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY LXIII

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DIRTY ZEALOT 55889 (121-70-2)         18  2  0         FLOPS                
LITTLEST TYRANT 55890 (118-47-4)      15  3  0         THE NEPHEW           
LITTLE GIRL CRUSH 55739 (141-68-3)    13  3  0         13 YRS & COUNTING    
FRANKENBERRY 51803 (134-60-4)         10  3  0         DM OWNS YOU          
HARV 20046 (151-93-5)                  8  3  0         4-LETTER NAMES       
#NULL 54215 (121-68-4)                 7  3  0         011808O              
SNAKE OIL SALESMAN 49671 (148-113-5)   7  3  0         DUNGEON CELL 97      
BOBS AND DOGS 55985 (138-66-3)         6  3  0         SOFT DRINKS          
NAPOLEON DYNAMITE 32893 (110-70-1)     5  3  0         LEGENDS OF IDAHO     
GOLDWRAP 11886 (136-73-0)              4  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES 34   
CREDIT LINE 1366 (115-137-3)           3  3  0         WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY 
EXPLICIT 2474 (186-125-8)              3  3  0         CENSORED             
ROYAL PRETENDER 33733 (150-144-0)      3  3  0         DUNGEON CELL 21      
A NEW PONY! 1306 (158-156-3)           1  4  0         WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS  
CHEESE STEAK 20346 (69-51-1)           1  4  0         HARDWARE             
WEBBED BEAUS 36458 (117-94-1)          1  4  0         DATING A FROG        
AXE MURDERER 51085 (117-69-6)          0  5  0         DUNGEON CELL 4       

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MINGE THE MARVELOUS 44835 (79-45-0)    7  3  0         HOLE IN THE WALL     
MARV 41424 (88-61-0)                   6  3  0         4-LETTER KNOCKOFFS   
WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE 3317 (126-81-2)    6  3  0         SUPERIOR FATHER      
DRUNK AND AT DENNYS 2255 (61-83-4)     4  3  0         ROCK BOTTOM          
WILLIE BROWN 13201 (89-103-1)          4  3  0         1976 RAIDERS         
3-7-2-D-S 5727 (101-125-2)             3  3  0         FASCINATIN' RYTHYM   
BLOWS 40784 (74-65-2)                  3  3  0         4 LETTER WEATHER     
NORAF 3856 (167-91-1)                  2  3  0         ENVENOMED            
SIRTON 9190 (104-72-2)                 2  3  0         I AM SUCK            
PORSCHE 41317 (58-44-0)                1  4  0         COMPENSATING         
DARK HORSE 35085 (76-64-0)             0  5  0         AGAINST ALL ODDS     

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SIR QUAMALOT 4630 (44-37-0)            8  3  0         THE QUAM SQUAD       
YAMA 11638 (59-53-0)                   7  3  0         DEATH HORDE VI       
ZEBRA 31553 (62-68-2)                  4  3  0         MY FAVORITE ANIMAL   
RUGEN THE JELLYFISH 12478 (89-28-0)    3  3  0         HANNAH'S PALS        
WARDRA 56471 (50-50-2)                 3  3  0         BLOODHAMMER CLAN     
BLUE GREEN ALGAE 9099 (41-29-1)        2  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES 5V   
FROZBOZ 14622 (110-41-3)               2  3  0         FIRES OF HEAVEN 4    
GODSLAYER 53475 (73-52-1)              2  3  0         BAD INTENTIONS       
VALERIAN 17255 (67-28-0)               1  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES IS   
CAL RIPPER JR 6799 (64-74-0)           0  3  0         ORIOLE MADNESS       
HIDDEN DOOM 12390 (72-36-3)            0  3  0         HAUNTED CASTLE       

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
POPE BOB 43134 (69-48-0)               7  2  0         BLESS US, EVERYONE   
HARV 35034 (34-14-1)                   7  3  0         MY TCS               
KATAMARI DAMACY 38613 (44-6-1)         6  3  0         COOL GAMES           
AELFWINE 23244 (55-29-0)               6  4  0         BLOODHAMMER CLAN     
COCKROACH 47295 (42-42-1)              4  4  0         THIRSTY THUGS 705    
BANALADAR 37977 (34-34-0)              1  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES 5703 
YING 53792 (31-27-1)                   1  3  0         ERATTA1              

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
STEAMING EARL 24992 (40-34-0)          5  3  0         SAUNA TIME           
STOMP THIS! 22961 (20-24-0)            5  3  0         ALL YOU ZOMBIES      
CAPABLY ZIPPY 51751 (29-22-1)          1  3  0         SOME GUYS            
LOUSY TIMING 49925 (27-27-1)           1  3  0         LAZY 12              

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
THE QUILLIAN 43403 (4-3-0)             6  3  1         INK & STEEL X        
ATOMIC DOG 36664 (4-4-0)               5  3  0         MOTHERSHIP 2         
DIZZY 54125 (7-4-0)                    4  3  0         CHARTMASTES 1969     
GRIM DEMISE 7357 (12-8-0)              4  3  0         ORIOLE MADNESS       
BANSAY 22426 (10-5-1)                  3  3  0         WAY OF THE BLADE W4  
CAEYR 35585 (10-2-0)                   3  3  0         WOTB A23             
JOE BOB 41731 (5-4-0)                  3  3  0         THIRSTY THUGS 0503   
MANAGER'S WARRIOR 37963 (10-6-0)       3  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES 5705 
WARCHANT 42262 (7-1-0)                 3  3  0         BALLAD OF THE BLADE  
FROSTFIRE 15101 (7-7-0)                2  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES 3202 
INNEY AUDI 5509 (8-4-0)                2  3  0         FARFIGNEWTONS        
MORBID 18694 (9-11-1)                  2  3  0         DARK THUGS           
BABY DOLL 47375 (11-1-1)               1  3  0         THIRSTY THUGS 721    
GUARDIAN 16446 (3-4-0)                 1  3  0         WAY TOO MUCH BEER5   
HPNO 31002 (9-1-0)                     1  3  0         THIRSTY TUGS 0419    
KATE 47333 (5-0-1)                     1  3  0         THIRSTY THUGS 713    
0004 12395 (6-3-0)                     0  3  0         OCT 2001 2           
0010 14731 (7-5-0)                     0  3  0         APR 2002             
TATANKA 14626 (9-2-1)                  0  1  0  DEAD   FIRES OF HEAVEN 2 II 

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
WEST 49988 (5-1-0)                     8  3  0         4 LETTER DIRECTIONS  
ASTRO 56700 (11-3-0)                   6  3  0         ERATTA1              
BROCCOLI POTATO 17299 (7-8-0)          3  3  1         SOUPS                
0001 30588 (3-4-1)                     2  3  0  DEAD   OCT 2004             
0004 30596 (7-3-0)                     1  3  0         OCT 2004 3           
0006 30602 (6-6-1)                     0  3  0         OCT 2004 4           
0010 7949 (4-4-0)                      0  3  0         JAN 2001 5           
0013 28991 (5-5-0)                     0  3  0         JULY 2004            
0018 28997 (3-4-0)                     0  3  0         JULY 2004 2          
EXCITEMENT 30490 (5-3-0)               0  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES 7405 
GREEN TEETH 8997 (9-4-0)               0  3  0         BROTHERS IN ARMS     

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
CANCER RAT 56977 (5-1-1)               1  3  0         LEAGUE ARCANE TV'S   
GORGON 33032 (7-4-0)                   1  3  0  DEAD   DARK TOADS II        
0022 31480 (1-2-0)                     0  3  0         OCT 2004 13          
0026 32037 (2-0-0)                     0  3  0         OCT 2004 14          

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DRACULA 37632 (1-2-0)                  0  3  0         DARK TOADS STL30     

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SOUR CREAM 57172 (0-0-0)               5  3  1         TATOR TOPPINGS       
MYSTERY 56660 (1-3-0)                  4  3  0         COLLEGE RADIO 3      
WEAVER 57202 (1-0-0)                   4  3  0         ORIOLE MADNESS       
KENNEDY 37840 (1-0-0)                  2  3  0         DRUNK AS A ...       
GUNKY BONK 57304 (0-2-0)               1  3  0         EASTERN HORDE 9      

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
WEAK SAUCE 57307 (0-0-0)              13  3  0         LIFE'S TOO SHORT     
SCON 57345 (0-0-0)                     4  3  0         ERATTA1              
D. NOBLE 57338 (0-0-0)                 3  3  0         ARIZONA'S FINEST #4  
MAKER'S MARK 52461 (0-0-0)             3  3  0         SMOOOTH!!            
SLYCE 57321 (0-0-0)                    2  3  0         TEMPERED EDGE