DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/27/2020    Duedate: 05/09/2020

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 534

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SWIFTEMBER
CHAOS REVENANTS (6166)
(82-37243) [4-4-0,112]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

FOOLISH GAMES                  SWIFTEMBER
GRATING TUNES (7228)           CHAOS REVENANTS (6166)
(82-43175) [17-9-0,99]         (82-37243) [4-4-0,112]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

FOOLISH GAMES                  MELTDOWN
GRATING TUNES (7228)           ROOKIE ARMADA 4 (6206)
(82-43175) [17-9-0,99]         (82-37442) [8-3-0,88]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SQUARE DANCE RAP (5824)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. EVERYBODY RUN!!! (3986)       30 
2. RETRIBUTION II (9025)         29    PEANUTS (9343)
3. ROOKIE PINK 64 (8968)         25    Unchartered Team
4. MEDAL OF HONOR 31 (6956)      23 
5. POKER STARZ 2 (4373)          21    ROOKIE PINK 14 (8918)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*ROOKIE PINK 14 (8918)      6   0  0 100.   1/ 9 SQUARE DANCE RAP (5824)   4  0 0
 2/ 2*MEDAL OF HONOR 15 (6943)   5   0  0 100.   2/ 3*ROOKIE ARMADA 51 (103)    4  2 1
 3/ 4*MEDAL OF HONOR 31 (6956)   3   0  0 100.   3/ 2 ROOKIE PINK 64 (8968)     4  2 0
 4/ 5*MEDAL OF HONOR I4 (9375)   2   0  0 100.   4/ 1 NEVERWAKE (4015)          4  2 0
 5/ 0 PEANUTS (9343)            12   3  1 80.0   5/ 5*MEDAL OF HONOR 15 (6943)  3  0 0
 6/15*ROOKIE ARMADA 54 (79)      3   1  0 75.0   6/12*MEDAL OF HONOR 21 (6949)  3  0 0
 7/12*MEDAL OF HONOR 21 (6949)   5   2  1 71.4   7/13*MEDAL OF HONOR 31 (6956)  3  0 0
 8/ 7 ROOKIE MAIDEN 35 (7311)    5   2  0 71.4   8/ 8*ROOKIE ARMADA 25 (6729)   3  0 0
 9/13*ROOKIE ARMADA 25 (6729)    5   2  0 71.4   9/19 POWER PLAY (4037)         3  0 0
10/ 8 ROOKIE ARMADA 4 (6206)     5   2  0 71.4  10/11*ROOKIE ARMADA 50 (91)     3  3 0
11/17 GRATING TUNES (7228)      12   6  0 66.7  11/26*MEDAL OF HONOR I4 (9375)  2  0 0
12/ 9 STONED ROOKIES 47 (7818)   4   2  0 66.7  12/25*ROOKIE PINK 14 (8918)     2  0 0
13/37 THIRSTY THUGS (7008)       2   1  0 66.7  13/ 0*RETRIBUTION II (9025)     2  0 0
14/20 STONED ROOKIES 61 (7832)   7   4  0 63.6  14/28 STONED ROOKIES 61 (7832)  2  0 0
15-18 LIFE'S TOO SHORT (1360)   12   7  0 63.2  15/38*GUYS? (8705)              2  1 0
16/16 ROOKIE PINK 64 (8968)     17  10  0 63.0  16/14 ROOKIE PINK 24 (8928)     2  1 0
17/ 0 MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)   3   2  0 60.0  17/ 4 ROOKIE ARMADA 117 (9106)  2  1 0
18-21*ROOKIE ARMADA 28 (7923)    3   2  0 60.0  18/15*ROOKIE ARMADA 42 (7937)   2  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/ 0*POKER STARZ 2 (4373)       3   2  0 60.0  19/ 6 ROOKIE MAIDEN 35 (7311)   2  1 0
20-23 DECEIVERZ (574)           12   9  0 57.1  20/41*MEDAL OF HONOR 39 (6963)  2  1 0
21/ 0 EVERYBODY RUN!!! (3986)    8   6  1 57.1  21/36 THIRSTY THUGS (7008)      2  1 0
22/31*ROOKIE ARMADA 14 (6718)    4   3  0 57.1  22/16 DUNGEON CELL 88 (7178)    2  1 0
23/19 ROOKIE PINK 24 (8928)      6   5  1 54.5  23/17 GRATING TUNES (7228)      2  1 0
24/28 SQUARE DANCE RAP (5824)   20  18  0 52.6  24/ 7 ROOKIE ARMADA 4 (6206)    2  1 0
25/ 0 DEVIATION (1697)          13  12  1 52.0  25/43 ROOKIE ARMADA 12 (6716)   2  1 0
26-29 ALLERGY (7866)            47  47  0 50.0  26/44*ROOKIE ARMADA 14 (6718)   2  1 0
27/27 I'M A (6883)               9   9  0 50.0  27/10*ROOKIE ARMADA 55 (54)     2  1 0
28/22*ROOKIE ARMADA 51 (103)     7   7  1 50.0  28/21*ROOKIE ARMADA 54 (79)     2  1 0
29/26 ROOKIE ARMADA 117 (9106)   7   7  0 50.0  29/46*FACES OF FLOYD (6510)     2  2 0
30/25 DUNGEON CELL 88 (7178)     6   6  0 50.0  30/ 0 PEANUTS (9343)            1  0 0
31/40 ROOKIE ARMADA 12 (6716)    4   4  1 50.0  31-29 ALLERGY (7866)            1  0 0
32/41*G FORCER (9077)            4   4  0 50.0  32/ 0*POKER STARZ 2 (4373)      1  0 0
33/24*ROOKIE ARMADA 55 (54)      4   4  0 50.0  33/ 0 EVERYBODY RUN!!! (3986)   1  0 0
34/53*GUYS? (8705)               2   2  0 50.0  34/ 0 DEVIATION (1697)          1  0 0
35/14*I'VE BEEN CALLED (6638)    2   2  0 50.0  35-33 LIFE'S TOO SHORT (1360)   1  0 0
36-34*FOLLOW ME! (65)            2   2  0 50.0  36/27 STONED ROOKIES 47 (7818)  1  1 0
37/38 SIDELINER (5576)           8  10  0 44.4  37-20 DECEIVERZ (574)           1  1 0
38/30*ROOKIE ARMADA 42 (7937)    4   5  0 44.4  38/39*G FORCER (9077)           1  2 0
39/ 0*RETRIBUTION II (9025)      7   9  0 43.7  39/42*CHAOS REVENANTS (6166)    1  2 0
40/51*CHAOS REVENANTS (6166)     3   4  0 42.9  40/18*I'VE BEEN CALLED (6638)   1  2 0
41/44*ROOKIE ARMADA 50 (91)      5   7  0 41.7  41/22*2 ALL BEEF BUNNIES (73)   1  2 0
42/43 NEVERWAKE (4015)          35  52  2 40.2  42/54*EXOTIC BREWS (85)         1  2 0
43/59*MEDAL OF HONOR 39 (6963)   2   3  0 40.0  43-47 PATRICK'S POTTYMOU (5099) 1  3 0
44-45 CHOPPERS (4034)            2   3  0 40.0  44/59 NO REGRETS (7179)         0  4 0
45-46*IRON CIRCLE (61)           2   3  0 40.0  45/40 STONED ROOKIES 38 (7809)  0  3 0
46/47 POWER PLAY (4037)         44  67  0 39.6  46/49 ROOKIE ARMADA 30 (7925)   0  3 0
47/55*FACES OF FLOYD (6510)      6  12  0 33.3  47/50 I'M A (6883)              0  3 0
48/48*2 ALL BEEF BUNNIES (73)    3   6  0 33.3  48/51 SIDELINER (5576)          0  3 0
49/56 TWISTED OAK (2929)        23  52  4 30.7  49/52 MEDAL OF HONOR AAA (4902) 0  3 0
50-58 PATRICK'S POTTYMOU (5099)  5  12  2 29.4  50/53 SLAP SHOT (4036)          0  3 0
51/54 STONED ROOKIES 38 (7809)   5  12  0 29.4  51/48 TWISTED OAK (2929)        0  3 0
52/57 MEDAL OF HONOR AAA (4902)  4  10  0 28.6  52/45*ROOKIE ARMADA 52 (44)     0  3 0
53/50 ROOKIE ARMADA 30 (7925)    2   5  0 28.6  53/ 0*LOROCIANS T408 (9069)     0  1 0
54/52*ROOKIE ARMADA 52 (44)      2   5  0 28.6  54/ 0 MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)  0  1 0
55/60*EXOTIC BREWS (85)          2   5  0 28.6  55-55*ROOKIE ARMADA 28 (7923)   0  1 0
56/49 NO REGRETS (7179)          4  11  1 26.7  56-60*MAGE FTF1 (6198)          0  1 0
57/61 SLAP SHOT (4036)           0   8  0  0.0  57-37 CHOPPERS (4034)           0  1 0
58/ 0*LOROCIANS T408 (9069)      0   1  0  0.0  58-56*IRON CIRCLE (61)          0  1 0
59-62*MAGE FTF1 (6198)           0   1  0  0.0  59-57*FOLLOW ME! (65)           0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Well -- I was shocked and rather happy when I got word that no official messenger had 
come to visit our stable to personally give me my invitation to the Isle!  Turns out, 
the dude had gotten drunk and didn't show up until very late and I always already out 
on the town thinking I was staying around for another cycle!  Ah well, like I said 
last turn I figured I'd have two fights left here so I wanted to take advantage of 
them.

I was right to go with my longsword during the tourney...turns out that was my 
favorite which was NOT news to me.  My "defend first" style also turned out to be my 
favorite -- but as many of you know, I was kind of fond of attacking, and often worked 
to get the first blow in rather than just rely on defense.  It goes back to the old 
adage, "Better to hit than to be hit."  Even with platemail on, I second that motion.

Now as I head off into the sun, likely with another win over Swiftmember, I face a 
test even greater than winning my TC.  That test will require not only using all of 
the skill and mettle that life in the arena has bestowed upon me, but also changing 
the mind of one of the most stubborn people in all of the land.  A person who years 
ago swore off allowing his fighters to continue their careers on the Isle.  Though 
he's had many warriors that were Tower Guardians, and has TC's in every class below 
Primus, he has not run a warrior in any of the AD arenas for years.  It is time for 
that to change.  I still have a long way to go and a lot to prove!!  Though I leave a 
champion, I do need your help.  In order for me to convince Noble to allow my career 
to continue, I'll need financial resources.  If you want to see the, "Icky Icky" once 
more, you can contribute to my cause online at either my, "TheIckyIcky" site, or at 
my, "IckyMustFightToStaveOffBlight" site.  Thanks, and (maybe) see 'ya on the sands!!

                                          -- Icky B.

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for DWES EG.  Like, NEVERWAKE had to be so 
embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by SQUARE DANCE RAP!  Way to go SQUARE 
DANCE RAP!  I couldn't believe it.  Did MEDAL OF HONOR I4 really go up by 15?  If 
only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  ROOKIE PINK 14 had like 
a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 12th team!  I 
couldn't believe it.  Did STONED ROOKIES 61 really go up by 14?  If only those guys 
didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  GUYS? had like a really albendranius 
week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 15th team!  See if I even talk to any 
of those losers in ROOKIE ARMADA 117 again!  Didja see where they got 0-1-0?  
Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  Wanna hear about a real loser?  Listen to 
this--ROOKIE MAIDEN 35 got 0-1-0 and dropped 13.  Didn't see much of them after the 
fights!  I couldn't believe it.  Did MEDAL OF HONOR 39 really go up by 21?  If only 
those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  THIRSTY THUGS had like a 
really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 21st team!  
Really, just how far can one team drop in one round?  ROOKIE ARMADA 4 dropped 17, 
which I think's more than all the other teams combined!  I couldn't believe it.  Did 
ROOKIE ARMADA 12 really go up by 18?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing 
teeth...  Gross!  ROOKIE ARMADA 14 had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks 
got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 26th team!  See if I even talk to any of those losers in 
ROOKIE ARMADA 55 again!  Didja see where they got 0-1-0?  Somebody musta won a lotta 
fights!  I couldn't believe it.  Did FACES OF FLOYD really go up by 17?  If only 
those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  Wanna hear about a real 
loser?  Listen to this--I'VE BEEN CALLED got 0-1-0 and dropped 22.  Didn't see much 
of them after the fights!  Really, just how far can one team drop in one round?  2 
ALL BEEF BUNNIES dropped 19, which I think's more than all the other teams combined!  
EXOTIC BREWS had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound 
up as 42nd team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did NO REGRETS really go up by 15?  If only 
those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  MVP award for QUADZILLA?  
EVERYBODY RUN!!!'s proud of him after beating HURRICANE and getting 30 points.  Talk 
about yer big time losers!  HURRICANE got smashed by QUADZILLA, and lost 27 points!  
Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair?  I think ICKY BEATS should let US AND 
THEM be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it.  Is the Duelmaster really 
being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  SQUARE DANCE RAP was the most avoided team.  Is a 
20-18-0 record really that scary?  I don't know what POWER PLAY's been doing.  They 
certainly haven't been accepting many fights from SQUARE DANCE RAP, that's fer sher.  
Can THIRSTY THUGS' BLACK RUSSIAN be more popular than me?  He was challenged the 
most, but is that really the same?   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from you? 
Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I gotta leave.  DWES EG is like such a dump, and you guys 
smell too much!  I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SWIFTEMBER 37243              4   4  0 112         CHAOS REVENANTS (6166)    

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FOOLISH GAMES 43175          17   9  0  99         GRATING TUNES (7228)      
 BLACK RUSSIAN 41937          13   8  0  98         THIRSTY THUGS (7008)      
 HOOKS IN YOU 43591           15   8  0  97         ROOKIE MAIDEN 35 (7311)   
 BAMBINA BALLERINA 11705       8   3  0  97         DEVIATION (1697)          
 US AND THEM 52958             6   5  1  92         ROOKIE PINK 24 (8928)     

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MELTDOWN 37442                8   3  0  88         ROOKIE ARMADA 4 (6206)    
 QUADZILLA 24967               7   6  1  87         EVERYBODY RUN!!! (3986)   
 FLOYD 106 53161              10   3  0  82         ROOKIE PINK 64 (8968)     
-WEAK SAUCE 57307              7   1  0  81         LIFE'S TOO SHORT (1360)   
 IRONSIDE 53896                7   7  0  80         ROOKIE ARMADA 117 (9106)  
 BISCUIT 37204                17  25  1  77         SLAP SHOT (4036)          
 NOT PARTICIPATING 33693      17  17  0  76         SIDELINER (5576)          
-BRIGHTBURN 47168              6   3  0  74         ROOKIE ARMADA 28 (7923)   
 WARHAWK 37202                10  13  0  73         NEVERWAKE (4015)          
 OFF MY CLOUD 46557            9  13  0  69         STONED ROOKIES 38 (7809)  
-ALTAN 25208                   9   7  0  67         CHOPPERS (4034)           

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HURRICANE 46605               8   3  0  63         STONED ROOKIES 47 (7818)  
 BLACKBIRD 57278               8  23  0  61         TWISTED OAK (2929)        
 BRAIN DAMAGE 53159            6   3  0  61         ROOKIE PINK 64 (8968)     
 ANTHONY CASAMENTO 41648       4   1  0  61         MEDAL OF HONOR 31 (6956)  
 REMEMBER A DAY 52911          6   0  0  59         ROOKIE PINK 14 (8918)     
 HERSCHEL BRILES 41583         7   0  0  57         MEDAL OF HONOR 15 (6943)  

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FRENZIED FLOYD 39120          5   3  0  55         FACES OF FLOYD (6510)     
 GERALD ENDL 41612             5   1  1  54         MEDAL OF HONOR 21 (6949)  
 CAT BURGLAR 42899             6   5  0  51         DUNGEON CELL 88 (7178)    
 BUST 41267                   12  12  2  50         I'M A (6883)              
 VHALEY 53490                  3   5  0  45         RETRIBUTION II (9025)     
 SLAG 36179                    8  11  0  44         NEVERWAKE (4015)          
 GUESS 53713                   2   2  0  44         LOROCIANS T408 (9069)     
 GLITCH 47240                  4   5  0  43         ROOKIE ARMADA 42 (7937)   
 RYAN GRANT 53752              4   2  0  41         G FORCER (9077)           
 GRIFTER 47180                 6   8  0  40         ROOKIE ARMADA 30 (7925)   
 THUNDERMUCK 40352             5   2  0  40         ROOKIE ARMADA 25 (6729)   
 DAEYA 53493                   3   2  0  36         RETRIBUTION II (9025)     

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BURNING ALIVE 40299           4   3  0  33         ROOKIE ARMADA 14 (6718)   
 THUNDER CLOUD 446             2   5  0  32         EXOTIC BREWS (85)         
 LINUS 55304                   4   0  1  31         PEANUTS (9343)            
-ONE MAN BAND 35410            4   3  0  31         SQUARE DANCE RAP (5824)   
 DAMNED 40287                  4   3  1  30         ROOKIE ARMADA 12 (6716)   
 FARO 475                      3   4  0  30         ROOKIE ARMADA 50 (91)     
 SCARED MONEY 26974            3   2  0  29         POKER STARZ 2 (4373)      
 PFC 6 55463                   2   0  0  27         MEDAL OF HONOR I4 (9375)  

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FISH STICKS! 56215            3   2  0  23         PATRICK'S POTTYMOUT (5099)
 AMIGO ZIGZAG 51640            2   2  0  22         GUYS? (8705)              
 WINGMAN 537                   3   4  0  21         ROOKIE ARMADA 51 (103)    
 SERGEANT 1 29948              1   7  0  20         MEDAL OF HONOR AAA (4902) 
-SMUDGE 326                    2   3  0  19         IRON CIRCLE (61)          
 SLIDER 538                    4   3  1  16         ROOKIE ARMADA 51 (103)    
 EMFLOYDJI 57391               1   3  0  16         FACES OF FLOYD (6510)     
 ROADIE 1 57383                1   0  0  16         ROOKIE PINK 64 (8968)     

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LEADBOTTOM 293                4   3  0  15         ROOKIE ARMADA 55 (54)     
 TOXIC 418                     3   1  0  14         ROOKIE ARMADA 54 (79)     
 LURK 241                      2   5  0  11         ROOKIE ARMADA 52 (44)     
 JAMES MILLS 41684             2   3  0  10         MEDAL OF HONOR 39 (6963)  
-NOISE 56937                   1   0  0  10         ALLERGY (7866)            
-ELEVEN BRAVO 346              2   2  0   8         FOLLOW ME! (65)           
 STINKY 39894                  2   2  0   8         I'VE BEEN CALLED (6638)   
 SERGEANT 1 57389              0   1  0   7         MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)  
 COMFORTABLY NUMB 57382        0   1  0   1         ROOKIE PINK 64 (8968)     

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
EXTRA HELPING 57354     0  1 0 NO REGRETS 7179      DARK CHAMPION         534  NONE
FAME 57356              0  1 0 NO REGRETS 7179      BLACK ORC             534  NONE
LOSS OF PRIVACY 57355   0  1 0 NO REGRETS 7179      STONE GOLEM           534  NONE
ONE OF THOSE DA 53076   2  2 0 ROOKIE PINK 47 8951  HOLLYWOOD 312         530  NOT REVENGED
I GET AROUND 46617      8 10 1 STONED ROOKIES  7821 ASSI 53190            531   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

EXTRA HELPING was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
FAME was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
LOSS OF PRIVACY was easily killed by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
FIVE FOR FIGHTING luckily beat HOOKS IN YOU in a 2 minute master's Challenge duel.
BISCUIT was overpowered by BLACK RUSSIAN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
ICKY BEATS devastated US AND THEM in a 2 minute uneven brawl.
MELTDOWN was defeated by FOOLISH GAMES in a exciting 3 minute struggle.
SWIFTEMBER bested IRONSIDE in a action packed 4 minute one-sided Title competition.
BRAIN DAMAGE lost to WARHAWK in a action packed 1 minute expert's duel.
OFF MY CLOUD was overpowered by BAMBINA BALLERINA in a 1 minute uneven duel.
HURRICANE was overpowered by QUADZILLA in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
NOT PARTICIPATING was handily defeated by FLOYD 106 in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
CAT BURGLAR was subdued by MOONLIGHT MILE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
BLACKBIRD was handily defeated by ANTHONY CASAMENTO in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
REMEMBER A DAY subdued GLITCH in a 3 minute brawl.
GERALD ENDL overpowered WINGMAN in a popular 1 minute mismatched conflict.
HERSCHEL BRILES won victory over SLAG in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome bout.
BUST was handily defeated by FRENZIED FLOYD in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
GRIFTER was devastated by VHALEY in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
LINUS beat LURK in a 3 minute match.
RYAN GRANT overpowered CRASH in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
GUESS was overcome by THUNDER CLOUD in a crowd pleasing 5 minute gory competition.
SLIDER was overpowered by SCARED MONEY in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
BURNING ALIVE handily defeated OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
THUNDERMUCK viciously subdued CAPTURED ORC in a 2 minute brutal bout.
DAEYA overpowered LEADBOTTOM in a 1 minute uneven fight.
DAMNED overpowered OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SERGEANT 1 was overpowered by FARO in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
PFC 6 won victory over EMFLOYDJI in a 2 minute expert vs. beginner bout.
JAMES MILLS beat COMFORTABLY NUMB in a 3 minute bloody novice's fray.
STINKY was viciously subdued by TOXIC in a 2 minute gory novice's bout.
AMIGO ZIGZAG won victory over SERGEANT 1 in a 2 minute novice's fray.
HARD BUNNY was overpowered by ROADIE 1 in a 1 minute one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      23         STRIKING ATTACK   35 -  10 -  3      78  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  18         WALL OF STEEL     23 -  13 -  1      64  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         TOTAL PARRY       22 -  16 -  1      58  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         SLASHING ATTACK   20 -  19 -  2      51  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         PARRY-LUNGE       14 -  16 -  1      47  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         LUNGING ATTACK    59 -  68 -  2      46  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         AIMED BLOW        75 - 105 -  2      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK     1 -   5 -  0      17  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   7 -  0      13  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 534 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  0     AIMED BLOW        10 - 13         2  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      4 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     6 - 12         2  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       FOOLISH GAMES -22361       17   9  0   99 GRATING TUNES (7228)
WALL OF STEEL    BLACK RUSSIAN -23599       13   8  0   98 THIRSTY THUGS (7008)
PARRY-LUNGE      HOOKS IN YOU -21945        15   8  0   97 ROOKIE MAIDEN 35 (7311)
SLASHING ATTACK  MELTDOWN -28094             8   3  0   88 ROOKIE ARMADA 4 (6206)
LUNGING ATTACK   QUADZILLA 24967             7   6  1   87 EVERYBODY RUN!!! (3986)
STRIKING ATTACK  ANTHONY CASAMENTO -23888    4   1  0   61 MEDAL OF HONOR 31 (6956)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is FOOLISH GAMES -22361.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was MELTDOWN -28094.  The ten other most popular fighters were THUNDER CLOUD 
446, IRONSIDE -11640, FOOLISH GAMES -22361, HOOKS IN YOU -21945, GLITCH -18296, LURK 
241, TOXIC 418, AMIGO ZIGZAG -13896, SWIFTEMBER -28293, and REMEMBER A DAY -12625.

The least popular fighter this week was HARD BUNNY 386.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SERGEANT 1 29948, LEADBOTTOM 293, GUESS -11823, GRIFTER -18356, BUST 
-24269, WINGMAN 537, BLACKBIRD -8258, NOT PARTICIPATING -31843, HURRICANE -18931, and 
OFF MY CLOUD -18979.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

FIVE FOR FIGHTING (82--19553) POWER PLAY

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY LXIX

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DIRTY ZEALOT 55889 (121-70-2)         11  3  0         FLOPS                
FRANKENBERRY 51803 (134-60-4)         11  3  0         DM OWNS YOU          
LITTLE GIRL CRUSH 55739 (141-68-3)    10  3  0         13 YRS & COUNTING    
LITTLEST TYRANT 55890 (118-47-4)      10  3  0         THE NEPHEW           
NAPOLEON DYNAMITE 32893 (110-70-1)    10  3  0         LEGENDS OF IDAHO     
BOBS AND DOGS 55985 (138-66-3)         9  3  0         SOFT DRINKS          
SOULSNARE 37248 (96-70-0)              7  3  0         OBLIVION CLEAVERS    
#NULL 54215 (121-68-4)                 6  3  0         011808O              
HARV 20046 (151-93-5)                  6  3  0         4-LETTER NAMES       
SNAKE OIL SALESMAN 49671 (153-118-5)   5  3  0         DUNGEON CELL 97      
CREDIT LINE 1366 (115-137-3)           4  3  0         WOMEN LOVE ME FOR MY 
A NEW PONY! 1306 (158-156-3)           3  3  0         WHAT I ATE FOR XMAS  
EXPLICIT 2474 (195-134-8)              3  3  0         CENSORED             
GOLDWRAP 11886 (137-73-0)              3  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES 34   
CHEESE STEAK 20346 (81-56-1)           2  3  0         HARDWARE             
AXE MURDERER 51085 (117-69-6)          1  4  0         DUNGEON CELL 4       
SCRAG 1704 (66-48-0)                   0  5  0         HARDWARE             
WORKS 4 EVIL EMPIRE 3317 (126-81-2)    0  5  0         SUPERIOR FATHER      

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MINGE THE MARVELOUS 44835 (85-49-0)   10  3  0         HOLE IN THE WALL     
PIPE BOMB 8012 (105-41-1)              7  3  0         ANARCHIST COOKBOOK 2 
CECIL BOLTON 42248 (157-108-0)         5  3  0         MEDAL OF HONOR V     
FIBULARIS 28877 (193-164-1)            5  3  0         MUSCLE MEN 4         
DRUNK AND AT DENNYS 2255 (61-83-4)     4  3  0         ROCK BOTTOM          
3-7-2-D-S 5727 (101-125-2)             3  3  0         FASCINATIN' RYTHYM   
BLOWS 40784 (74-65-2)                  3  3  0         4 LETTER WEATHER     
SIRTON 9190 (113-81-2)                 3  3  0         I AM SUCK            
YAMA 11638 (68-55-0)                   3  3  0         DEATH HORDE VI       
MARV 41424 (88-61-0)                   2  3  0         4-LETTER KNOCKOFFS   
ROY BENAVIDEZ 18426 (203-173-1)        2  3  0         MEDAL OF HONOR AA2   
SIR QUAMALOT 4630 (51-41-0)            2  3  0         THE QUAM SQUAD       

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ZOMBIE STOMP 2617 (48-27-0)            9  3  0         NO MORE TEARS        
BEAST OF BURDEN 46432 (78-97-1)        2  3  0         STONED ROOKIES 14    
FROZBOZ 14622 (122-47-3)               2  3  0         FIRES OF HEAVEN 4    
RUGEN THE JELLYFISH 12478 (89-28-0)    2  3  0         HANNAH'S PALS        

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
POPE BOB 43134 (74-53-0)              13  3  0         BLESS US, EVERYONE   
TANTRIC 12134 (6-1-1)                  6  3  0         THE BROTHERHOOD 2    
KATAMARI DAMACY 38613 (44-6-1)         4  3  0         COOL GAMES           
LAKES 22204 (38-33-0)                  4  3  0         WAY OF THE BLADE ID  
SOULTAKER 16461 (46-35-2)              3  3  1         HAS-BEENS            
*RJ 41763 (32-13-0)                    2  2  0         THIRSTY THUGS 603    
YANG 53793 (39-32-1)                   2  3  0         ERATTA1              
BANALADAR 37977 (40-46-0)              1  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES 5703 
BANSHEE 47365 (11-1-0)                 1  3  0         THIRSTY THUGS 719    

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BIGFACE 237 (25-8-0)                   2  3  0         RUPTURE FARMS        
DR. KNOW 15402 (21-3-0)                2  3  0         NARD CORE            

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ICKY BEATS 35350 (13-6-0)             14  2  0         SQUARE DANCE RAP     
NIGHTLORD 11156 (6-6-0)                8  3  0         DELTA PRIME          
HERSHEL WILLIAMS 55335 (7-7-0)         6  3  1         MEDAL OF HONOR F5    
NOBODY HOME 53135 (2-4-0)              6  3  0         ROOKIE PINK 59       
MIXED EMOTIONS 46678 (5-4-0)           5  3  0         STONED ROOKIES 62    
INNEY AUDI 5509 (8-4-0)                4  3  0         FARFIGNEWTONS        
MANAGER'S WARRIOR 37963 (10-6-0)       4  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES 5705 
BLUELINER 25217 (14-9-0)               3  3  0         SLAP SHOT            
YUTICU 35822 (7-2-0)                   3  3  0         WOTB A30             
ATOMIC DOG 36664 (4-4-0)               2  3  0         MOTHERSHIP 2         
BANSAY 22426 (10-5-1)                  2  3  0         WAY OF THE BLADE W4  
FROSTFIRE 15101 (7-7-0)                2  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES 3202 
THE QUILLIAN 43403 (4-3-0)             2  3  0         INK & STEEL X        
WHIRLWIND 56177 (7-1-0)                2  3  0         BLADES OF FURY       
CAEYR 35585 (10-2-0)                   1  3  0         WOTB A23             
COLD HEARTED MAN 40289 (11-4-0)        1  3  0         ROOKIE ARMADA 12     
GRIM DEMISE 7357 (12-8-0)              1  3  0         ORIOLE MADNESS       
JOE BOB 41731 (5-4-0)                  1  3  0         THIRSTY THUGS 0503   

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
WEAK SAUCE 57307 (7-1-0)               5  3  0         LIFE'S TOO SHORT     
ELVIS PRESLEY 35555 (11-10-0)          4  3  0         BORN 2 ROLL          
RISING POWER 37477 (5-14-0)            2  3  0         ROOKIE ARMADA 7      

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SECOND GUESS 42912 (4-4-1)             5  3  0  DEAD   NO REGRETS           
BRAIN DAMAGE 53159 (6-2-0)             2  3  0         ROOKIE PINK 64       

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
THE RIVER LIVES 43610 (7-1-2)          3  3  0         ROOKIE MAIDEN 39     
MIDWYR 57030 (2-3-0)                   2  3  0         TWISTED OAK          
SOLDIER 1 43746 (0-0-0)                1  3  0         ROOKIE MAIDEN 66     
BEER 56857 (1-1-0)                     0  1  0  DEAD   OTIS ATL 04          
TO THE SLAUGHTER 43601 (4-1-0)         0  1  0  DEAD   ROOKIE MAIDEN 37     

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BRISA 56873 (2-0-0)                    7  2  0  DEAD   I AM SUCK            
DARK STEEL 37237 (3-1-0)               5  3  0         KILLING ANGELS       
WES HARDIN 322 (1-0-0)                 5  3  1         OUTLAWS              
I AM WAITING 46603 (3-1-0)             4  3  0         STONED ROOKIES 47    
LITTLE BIG MAN 233 (2-2-0)             4  3  1         BIG STRONG MEN       
HOLLYWOOD 312 (3-1-1)                  3  3  0         ROOKIE ARMADA 53     
LUCIFER SAM 52854 (3-1-0)              2  3  0         ROOKIE PINK 3        
SCARED MONEY 26974 (2-2-0)             2  3  0         POKER STARZ 2        
TWO'S UP 40343 (2-2-0)                 2  3  0         ROOKIE ARMADA 23     
MOSS 57279 (2-0-1)                     1  3  0         TWISTED OAK          

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SNIPS 506 (0-0-0)                      7  3  1         TROOPERS             
DEVASTTING 57378 (0-0-0)               4  3  0         D-STRUCTION          
SERGEANT 1 57389 (0-0-0)               3  3  0         MEDAL OF HONOR F2    
SERGEANT 1 57325 (0-0-0)               3  3  0         MEDAL OF HONOR AA1   
SMORTGIBBER 57375 (0-0-0)              2  3  1         ROOKIE ARMADA 53     

ELIGIBLES FOOLS TOURNEY                W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
TWIG 25226 (79-51-1)                   1  3  0         POWER PLAY           

ADM FOOLS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SSSS 14051 (41-66-0)                   2  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES 6D   
URETHRA FRANKLIN 36469 (18-7-0)        1  3  0         SUAVE'S FINEST       
YING 53792 (36-29-1)                   0  3  0         ERATTA1              

FRESHMEN FOOLS TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
WARCHANT 42262 (11-2-1)                1  3  0         BALLAD OF THE BLADE  

CHALLENGERS FOOL TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BAMBINA BALLERINA 11705 (7-3-0)        1  3  0         DEVIATION            
HERSCHEL F. BRILES 55333 (4-5-0)       1  3  0         MEDAL OF HONOR F5    
RIFF RAFF 37476 (9-7-1)                0  3  0         ROOKIE ARMADA 6 II   

CHAMPIONS FOOLS TOURNEY                W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ALTAN 25208 (9-7-0)                    2  3  0         CHOPPERS             
WARHAWK 37202 (9-12-0)                 0  3  0         NEVERWAKE            

ADEPTS FOOLS TOURNEY                   W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SWEET SOUL SISTER 40617 (3-2-0)        2  3  0         ROOKIE CULT 29       
BRIGHTBURN 47168 (6-3-0)               0  3  0         ROOKIE ARMADA 28     

APPRENTICES FOOL TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
POWERSMASH 232 (0-0-0)                 3  3  0         BIG STRONG MEN       
MERCY MERCY 46674 (3-1-0)              2  3  0         STONED ROOKIES 61    
IRON DIAPER 461 (3-1-0)                0  3  0         CROSS OVER           
SAVAGE PIXIE 373 (1-0-0)               0  3  0         ODD SQUAD