DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/10/2021    Duedate: 05/22/2021

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 561

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ELVIS PRESLEY
BORN 2 ROLL (5857)
(82-35555) [14-10-0,114]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ELVIS PRESLEY                  CERBERUS
BORN 2 ROLL (5857)             DEATH HORDE IX (756)
(82-35555) [14-10-0,114]       (82-57246) [5-2-0,36]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

BLACKBIRD                      THUNDER CLOUD
TWISTED OAK (2929)             EXOTIC BREWS (85)
(82-57278) [14-44-0,102]       (82-446) [15-17-0,110]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

FALLEN MASTERS (3500)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SPITEFUL WOLVES (6358)        24 
2. DYNASTY WARRIORS 1 (8842)     20    STONED ROOKIES 46 (7817)
3. CRIMSON RAGE (974)            20    Unchartered Team
4. DYNASTY WARRIORS II (2611)    19 
5. G FORCER (9077)               15    G FORCE 6 (9088)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*G FORCE 6 (9088)           1   0  0 100.   1/ 8 FALLEN MASTERS (3500)     5  7 0
 2- 1*WHENSINWASIN H8TRS (6543)  1   0  0 100.   2/ 2 SPITEFUL WOLVES (6358)    3  0 1
 3- 2 MEDAL OF HONOR I4 (9375)   9   3  0 75.0   3/14 ROOKIE ARMADA 12 (6716)   3  0 0
 4/ 3 STONED ROOKIES 46 (7817)   7   3  1 70.0   4/ 3 CRIMSON RAGE (974)        3  0 0
 5/ 0 HACK2 (9156)               4   2  0 66.7   5/ 4 EXOTIC BREWS (85)         3  0 0
 6- 4 STONED ROOKIES 47 (7818)  13   8  1 61.9   6/16 ROOKIE CULT 9 (6759)      3  1 0
 7/ 8 SPITEFUL WOLVES (6358)     8   5  1 61.5   7/17 TWISTED OAK (2929)        3  2 0
 8- 5 ROOKIE PINK 64 (8968)     46  30  1 60.5   8- 1 ROOKIE PINK 64 (8968)     2  0 0
 9/ 7 ROOKIE ARMADA 12 (6716)   18  12  1 60.0   9/24 ROOKIE ARMADA 42 (7937)   2  1 1
10- 6 ROOKIE ARMADA 4 (6206)    13   9  1 59.1  10/25 G FORCER (9077)           2  1 0
11/ 9 ROOKIE ARMADA 42 (7937)   20  14  1 58.8  11/12 ROOKIE ARMADA 117 (9106)  2  1 0
12/ 0 TELS (8985)                7   5  0 58.3  12- 5 STONED ROOKIES 47 (7818)  2  2 0
13/13 CRIMSON RAGE (974)        11   8  1 57.9  13/15 BORN 2 ROLL (5857)        2  2 0
14/12 ROOKIE PINK 14 (8918)     18  15  0 54.5  14/ 7 STAR WRECK (62)           2  9 0
15/11 WIND SHAKERS (6169)       13  11  0 54.2  15/ 0 TELS (8985)               1  0 0
16/14 ROOKIE ARMADA 117 (9106)  19  20  0 48.7  16/ 0*G FORCE 6 (9088)          1  0 0
17/18 METAL (7865)              25  27  2 48.1  17/ 0 HACK2 (9156)              1  0 0
18/15 STONED ROOKIES 11 (7782)  12  13  0 48.0  18/45 METAL (7865)              1  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-19 ERATTA1 (9085)             8   9  0 47.1  19- 9 ROOKIE ARMADA 4 (6206)    1  0 0
20/21 EXOTIC BREWS (85)         15  17  0 46.9  20-20*WHENSINWASIN H8TRS (6543) 1  0 0
21/ 0 EASTERN HORDE 5 (2613)     6   7  0 46.2  21/ 0 EASTERN HORDE 5 (2613)    1  0 0
22/22 BORN 2 ROLL (5857)        23  28  0 45.1  22/ 0*DEATH HORDE IX (756)      1  0 0
23/24 ROOKIE CULT 9 (6759)      16  20  0 44.4  23/10 POKER STARZ 2 (4373)      1  2 1
24/20 ROOKIE ARMADA 51 (103)    28  36  2 43.7  24/11 ROOKIE PINK 15 (8919)     1  2 0
25/27 G FORCER (9077)           15  20  0 42.9  25/38 ROOKIE PINK 44 (8948)     1  2 0
26-25 MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)   8  11  0 42.1  26/26 STONED ROOKIES 46 (7817)  1  2 0
27/23 ROOKIE PINK 15 (8919)     10  14  0 41.7  27/13 WIND SHAKERS (6169)       1  2 0
28/31 ROOKIE PINK 44 (8948)      5   7  2 41.7  28/27*DIVINE ROOKIES 2 (6731)   1  2 0
29/26 POKER STARZ 2 (4373)      10  15  1 40.0  29/28 WORLD BLADES (1662)       1  2 0
30/16*DIVINE ROOKIES 2 (6731)    2   3  0 40.0  30/29 ROOKIE ARMADA 50 (91)     1  2 0
31/ 0*DEATH HORDE IX (756)       5   8  0 38.5  31/30 ROOKIE PINK 14 (8918)     1  3 0
32/30 ROOKIE ARMADA 50 (91)     19  33  2 36.5  32/18 STONED ROOKIES 11 (7782)  1  5 0
33/29 DYNASTY WARRIORS (2287)    8  15  0 34.8  33/ 6 ROOKIE ARMADA 51 (103)    1  5 0
34-32 MEDAL OF HONOR AAA (4902) 12  23  0 34.3  34/37*DYNASTY WARRIORS 1 (8842) 1  6 0
35-33 DRAGON JUNKIES (6542)      9  18  0 33.3  35/36*DYNASTY WARRIORS I (2611) 1  8 1
36/35 TWISTED OAK (2929)        38  78  5 32.8  36/32*DYNASTY WARRIORS 4 (8845) 0 10 0
37/34 FALLEN MASTERS (3500)     16  33  0 32.7  37/31*DYNASTY WARRIORS 2 (8843) 0  9 0
38/ 0 BRANDS (8427)             10  26  0 27.8  38/33*DYNASTY WARRIORS 3 (8844) 0  8 0
39/36*DYNASTY WARRIORS I (2611)  3  10  1 23.1  39/34*DYNASTY WARRIORS 5 (8846) 0  7 0
40/40*DYNASTY WARRIORS 1 (8842)  2   8  0 20.0  40/ 0*ROOKIE CULT 18 (6768)     0  5 0
41/38 WORLD BLADES (1662)        3  13  0 18.7  41/ 0*ROOKIE CULT 17 (6767)     0  5 0
42/ 0*BRAIN FOOD 2 (5548)        1   5  0 16.7  42/39 DYNASTY WARRIORS (2287)   0  5 0
43/39 STAR WRECK (62)            5  26  0 16.1  43-35*ROOKIE CULT 1 (6752)      0  4 0
44/43*DYNASTY WARRIORS 4 (8845)  0  10  0  0.0  44-40*WILLING BLADES (1779)     0  2 0
45/41*DYNASTY WARRIORS 2 (8843)  0   9  0  0.0  45-23 MEDAL OF HONOR I4 (9375)  0  1 0
46/42*DYNASTY WARRIORS 3 (8844)  0   9  0  0.0  46-41 ERATTA1 (9085)            0  1 0
47/45*DYNASTY WARRIORS 5 (8846)  0   7  0  0.0  47-42 MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)  0  1 0
48/ 0*ROOKIE CULT 17 (6767)      0   5  0  0.0  48/ 0 BRANDS (8427)             0  1 0
49/ 0*ROOKIE CULT 18 (6768)      0   5  0  0.0  49-46 DRAGON JUNKIES (6542)     0  1 0
50-44*WILLING BLADES (1779)      0   5  0  0.0  50/ 0*BRAIN FOOD 2 (5548)       0  1 0
51-46*ROOKIE CULT 1 (6752)       0   4  0  0.0  51-43 MEDAL OF HONOR AAA (4902) 0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  DWES EG needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  Too bad, ROOKIE PINK 
64, but FALLEN MASTERS was just too good to be stopped.  ROOKIE ARMADA 12 had like a 
really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 3rd team!  I 
couldn't believe it.  Did ROOKIE ARMADA 42 really go up by 15?  If only those guys 
didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  G FORCER had like a really albendranius 
week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 10th team!  I couldn't believe it.  
Did METAL really go up by 27?  If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth... 
Gross!  Wanna hear about a real loser?  Listen to this--POKER STARZ 2 got 0-1-0 and 
dropped 13.  Didn't see much of them after the fights!  Really, just how far can one 
team drop in one round?  ROOKIE PINK 15 dropped 13, which I think's more than all the 
other teams combined!  ROOKIE PINK 44 had like a really albendranius week!  Those 
hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 25th team!  See if I even talk to any of those 
losers in WIND SHAKERS again!  Didja see where they got 0-1-0?  Somebody musta won a 
lotta fights!  Really, just how far can one team drop in one round?  STONED ROOKIES 
11 dropped 14, which I think's more than all the other teams combined!  Wanna hear 
about a real loser?  Listen to this--ROOKIE ARMADA 51 got 0-2-0 and dropped 27.  
Didn't see much of them after the fights!  MVP award for IBLIS?  SPITEFUL WOLVES' 
proud of him after beating SCARED MONEY and getting 24 points.  Talk about yer big 
time losers!  WINGMAN got smashed by RYAN GRANT, and lost 14 points!  Was that a tear 
I saw in ELVIS PRESLEY's eye, as he took over Duelmastership?  And wasn't IRONSIDE 
fit to be tied!  Who was the wiseguy that said DWES EG's Duelmaster was paying for 
drinks at The Warty Toad?  Don't look at me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  TWISTED OAK was DWES EG's most avoided team.  Is 
there some award for that?  Hhmph!  What kind of warriors are ROOKIE ARMADA 117?  
TWISTED OAK, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an 
invitation!  Can TWISTED OAK's BLACKBIRD be more popular than me?  She was challenged 
the most, but is that really the same?   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  What a bummer!  SCARED MONEY got wasted by 
IBLIS!  But with a 10-15-1, I guess POKER STARZ 2 aren't too bummed.  I was SO 
depressed when I heard CAEDUS got killed.  He was just a kid, and didn't get a fair 
chance in DWES EG, or anything!  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits.  Remember 
you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ELVIS PRESLEY 35555          14  10  0 114         BORN 2 ROLL (5857)        

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DAMNED 40287                 18  11  1 112         ROOKIE ARMADA 12 (6716)   
 MARIK BLOOD 18992             8   7  1 112         TWISTED OAK (2929)        
 THUNDER CLOUD 446            15  17  0 110         EXOTIC BREWS (85)         
 BLACKBIRD 57278              14  44  0 102         TWISTED OAK (2929)        
 ELECTRIC OCEAN 40517         13  16  0  97         ROOKIE CULT 9 (6759)      
 GLITCH 47240                 20  14  1  94         ROOKIE ARMADA 42 (7937)   
 IRONSIDE 53896               19  20  0  91         ROOKIE ARMADA 117 (9106)  
 RYAN GRANT 53752             15  18  0  91         G FORCER (9077)           

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 IBLIS 38283                   5   1  1  87         SPITEFUL WOLVES (6358)    
 REMEMBER A DAY 52911         18  14  0  86         ROOKIE PINK 14 (8918)     
 CORPORAL CLEGG 52915         10  14  0  83         ROOKIE PINK 15 (8919)     
 WINGMAN 537                  14  18  0  79         ROOKIE ARMADA 51 (103)    
 BLIND HATRED 57412           11   6  1  79         CRIMSON RAGE (974)        
 COFFIN TWIST 37258           13  11  0  76         WIND SHAKERS (6169)       
 SLIDER 538                   14  18  2  70         ROOKIE ARMADA 51 (103)    
-ARROW 53794                   9   9  0  70         ERATTA1 (9085)            
 ULIC QEL-DROMA 22053          9  10  0  70         FALLEN MASTERS (3500)     
 BREAK IT DOWN 46420          12  10  0  68         STONED ROOKIES 11 (7782)  

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CRIM 54181                    5   4  1  66         HACK2 (9156)              

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FLOYD 72 53060                5   7  2  53         ROOKIE PINK 44 (8948)     
 HOUND DOG 46598               7   3  1  52         STONED ROOKIES 46 (7817)  
 WHO 53252                     7   5  0  52         TELS (8985)               
-COMFORTABLY NUMB 57382        6   8  0  51         ROOKIE PINK 64 (8968)     
 MONACO 56315                  6  14  1  45         WORLD BLADES (1662)       
 SISTER SOULJAH 56417          4   4  0  40         BORN 2 ROLL (5857)        
 MORONICA 17138                3   5  0  40         EASTERN HORDE 5 (2613)    
 CERBERUS 57246                5   2  0  36         DEATH HORDE IX (756)      
-SERGEANT 1 57389              5  10  0  35         MEDAL OF HONOR F2 (9347)  

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EROSION 57455                 2   3  0  33         METAL (7865)              
 CHARLES WOODSON 53805         3   0  0  29         G FORCE 6 (9088)          
 TROY TROI AGAIN 57448         3   4  0  27         STAR WRECK (62)           

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BASTILLE 40361                3   3  0  20         DIVINE ROOKIES 2 (6731)   
-HELL RAZOR 39350              2   0  0  20         WHENSINWASIN H8TRS! (6543)
 CAPTAIN SAFEWAY 57431         2   1  0  17         STAR WRECK (62)           

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MR. MAGOO 33552               1   4  0  17         BRAIN FOOD 2 (5548)       
-DWAYNE THE DOG 12213          1   4  0  15         WILLING BLADES (1779)     
 JAINA SOLO FEL 57528          1   0  0  12         FALLEN MASTERS (3500)     
-SLAYER 39343                  0   2  0  12         DRAGON JUNKIES (6542)     
 OSPREAY 57479                 1   0  0   9         FALLEN MASTERS (3500)     
 SPACE 57461                   0   1  0   7         BRANDS (8427)             
 NELIX BEFORE ZOD! 57496       0   2  0   2         STAR WRECK (62)           

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
24 57525                0  1 0 DYNASTY WARRIOR 2287 BLACK ORC             561  NONE
25 57526                0  1 0 DYNASTY WARRIOR 2287 MOUNTAIN TROLL        561  NONE
5 57503                 0  1 0 DYNASTY WARRIOR 8842 BLACK ORC             561  NONE
6 57504                 0  1 0 DYNASTY WARRIOR 8842 DARK CHAMPION         561  NONE
7 57505                 0  1 0 DYNASTY WARRIOR 8842 SHEWISH GIANT         561  NONE
11 57510                0  1 0 DYNASTY WARRIOR 8843 BANDIT PRINCE         561  NONE
12 57511                0  1 0 DYNASTY WARRIOR 8843 DARK CHAMPION         561  NONE
13 57513                0  1 0 DYNASTY WARRIOR 8843 ARENAMASTER           561  NONE
14 57514                0  1 0 DYNASTY WARRIOR 8843 MOUNTAIN TROLL        561  NONE
20 57520                0  1 0 DYNASTY WARRIOR 8844 ARENAMASTER           561  NONE
21 57521                0  1 0 DYNASTY WARRIOR 8844 BLACK ORC             561  NONE
22 57522                0  1 0 DYNASTY WARRIOR 8844 SPYMASTER             561  NONE
23 57523                0  1 0 DYNASTY WARRIOR 8844 MOUNTAIN TROLL        561  NONE
15 57515                0  1 0 DYNASTY WARRIOR 8845 STONE GOLEM           561  NONE
16 57516                0  1 0 DYNASTY WARRIOR 8845 BLACK ORC             561  NONE
17 57517                0  1 0 DYNASTY WARRIOR 8845 BLACK ORC             561  NONE
18 57518                0  1 0 DYNASTY WARRIOR 8845 BLACK ORC             561  NONE
19 57519                0  1 0 DYNASTY WARRIOR 8845 BANDIT PRINCE         561  NONE
10 57509                0  1 0 DYNASTY WARRIOR 8846 BLACK ORC             561  NONE
8 57507                 0  1 0 DYNASTY WARRIOR 8846 BLACK ORC             561  NONE
9 57508                 0  1 0 DYNASTY WARRIOR 8846 WURM KIN              561  NONE
1 57499                 0  1 0 DYNASTY WARRIOR 2611 BLACK ORC             561  NONE
2 57500                 0  1 0 DYNASTY WARRIOR 2611 WURM KIN              561  NONE
3 57501                 0  1 0 DYNASTY WARRIOR 2611 STONE GOLEM           561  NONE
4 57502                 0  1 0 DYNASTY WARRIOR 2611 WURM KIN              561  NONE
CAEDUS 57495            2  1 0 FALLEN MASTERS 3500  CAO CAO 17125         561   
FM71 57527              0  1 0 FALLEN MASTERS 3500  SPYMASTER             561  NONE
SERGEANT 1 29948        9 20 0 MEDAL OF HONOR  4902 GLITCH 47240          559   
PFC 6 55463             9  3 0 MEDAL OF HONOR  9375 SCARED MONEY 26974    559   
SCARED MONEY 26974     10 15 1 POKER STARZ 2 4373   IBLIS 38283           561   
BAD FUN 40557           0  1 0 ROOKIE CULT 17 6767  ARENAMASTER           561  NONE
DA1 40555               0  1 0 ROOKIE CULT 17 6767  DARK CHAMPION         561  NONE
DA2 40554               0  1 0 ROOKIE CULT 17 6767  SHEWISH GIANT         561  NONE
DA3 40558               0  1 0 ROOKIE CULT 17 6767  BLACK ORC             561  NONE
SOLDIER 1 40556         0  1 0 ROOKIE CULT 17 6767  WURM KIN              561  NONE
DA1 40560               0  1 0 ROOKIE CULT 18 6768  SPYMASTER             561  NONE
DA2 40559               0  1 0 ROOKIE CULT 18 6768  ARENAMASTER           561  NONE
DA3 40563               0  1 0 ROOKIE CULT 18 6768  BLACK ORC             561  NONE
SOLDIER 1 40561         0  1 0 ROOKIE CULT 18 6768  WURM KIN              561  NONE
SOLDIER 2 40562         0  1 0 ROOKIE CULT 18 6768  WURM KIN              561  NONE
REDSHIRT 1 57535        0  1 0 STAR WRECK 62        STONE GOLEM           561  NONE
REDSHIRT 2 57536        0  1 0 STAR WRECK 62        SHEWISH GIANT         561  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BAD FUN was butchered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
REDSHIRT 1 was slaughtered by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena battle.
13 was easily killed by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
REDSHIRT 2 was narrowly killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
FM71 was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
9 was murdered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena competition.
2 was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
15 was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena match.
3 was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
12 was assassinated by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena melee.
4 was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena duel.
6 was assassinated by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DA3 was slaughtered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
SOLDIER 2 was executed by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
25 was executed by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
24 was murdered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
SOLDIER 1 was easily killed by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
23 was murdered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
22 was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
21 was easily killed by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena conflict.
14 was slaughtered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
20 was butchered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena duel.
19 was executed by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
18 was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
11 was murdered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena bout.
17 was executed by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
16 was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
DA1 was assassinated by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
SOLDIER 1 was murdered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
DA2 was easily killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DA1 was easily killed by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
8 was assassinated by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match.
10 was assassinated by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
1 was executed by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
DA2 was assassinated by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
DA3 was murdered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
7 was slaughtered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fray.
5 was easily killed by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
IRONSIDE was handily defeated by ELVIS PRESLEY in a 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
DAMNED overpowered REMEMBER A DAY in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
MARIK BLOOD overpowered COFFIN TWIST in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided match.
ELECTRIC OCEAN overpowered M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
WINGMAN was subdued by RYAN GRANT in a popular 1 minute expert's contest.
THUNDER CLOUD viciously subdued CORPORAL CLEGG in a 1 minute veteran's battle.
BLACKBIRD handily defeated SLIDER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
SCARED MONEY was put to death by IBLIS in a action packed 1 minute gory match.
ULIC QEL-DROMA was overpowered by GLITCH in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BREAK IT DOWN was overcome by BLIND HATRED in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
CRIM vanquished CRASH in a 1 minute one-sided match.
HOUND DOG demolished SISTER SOULJAH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal uneven duel.
MONACO was overcome by FLOYD 72 in a popular 1 minute master's duel.
WHO bested TROY TROI AGAIN in a 1 minute match.
CERBERUS outwaited FRATSFA SLAVE in a tiresome 13 minute master vs. novice melee.
BASTILLE was overpowered by EROSION in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
MORONICA vanquished CAPTAIN SAFEWAY in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
CHARLES WOODSON handily defeated OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BEI YAN vanquished MR. MAGOO in a 1 minute one-sided match.
CAO CAO easily killed CAEDUS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
NELIX BEFORE ZOD! was demolished by JAINA SOLO FEL in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SPACE was viciously subdued by OSPREAY in a 2 minute bloody novice's conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|PARRY-STRIKE                    29         PARRY-LUNGE       14 -   6 -  0      70  |
|AIMED BLOW                      24         SLASHING ATTACK   12 -   9 -  1      57  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  10         LUNGING ATTACK    67 -  54 -  4      55  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         WALL OF STEEL      7 -   8 -  0      47  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         STRIKING ATTACK   14 -  16 -  2      47  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         AIMED BLOW        63 - 111 -  1      36  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         TOTAL PARRY        7 -  13 -  0      35  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-STRIKE       8 -  37 -  1      18  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK     3 -  17 -  0      15  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  14 -  0       7  |

Turn 561 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  0     AIMED BLOW         8 - 16         5  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  5     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  4         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       4 - 25         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  3         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   ELVIS PRESLEY -29981       14  10  0  114 BORN 2 ROLL (5857)
AIMED BLOW       DAMNED -25249              18  11  1  112 ROOKIE ARMADA 12 (6716)
PARRY-STRIKE     MARIK BLOOD 18992           8   7  1  112 TWISTED OAK (2929)
STRIKING ATTACK  IBLIS -27253                5   1  1   87 SPITEFUL WOLVES (6358)
WALL OF STEEL    REMEMBER A DAY -12625      18  14  0   86 ROOKIE PINK 14 (8918)
TOTAL PARRY      CERBERUS -8290              5   2  0   36 DEATH HORDE IX (756)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BLACKBIRD -8258.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was THUNDER CLOUD 446.  The ten other most popular fighters were MARIK BLOOD 18992, 
BLACKBIRD -8258, IBLIS -27253, OSPREAY -8057, DAMNED -25249, BLIND HATRED -8124, 
HOUND DOG -18938, ELVIS PRESLEY -29981, RYAN GRANT -11784, and FLOYD 72 -12476.

The least popular fighter this week was CERBERUS -8290.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were 15 -8021, CAEDUS -8041, MR. MAGOO -31984, CAPTAIN SAFEWAY -8105, 
BASTILLE -25175, ULIC QEL-DROMA 22053, SCARED MONEY 26974, REMEMBER A DAY -12625, 5 
-8033, and 7 -8031.

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.