DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/13/2023    Duedate: 03/25/2023

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 609

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

GRAYWAND
BLOODSWORDS (1135)
(82-7857) [11-9-1,102]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

GRAYWAND                       ONLY ROCK 'N ROLL
BLOODSWORDS (1135)             STONED ROOKIES 55 (7826)
(82-7857) [11-9-1,102]         (82-46645) [8-1-0,55]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

SPACE                          0004
BRANDS (8427)                  JAN 2004 (3842)
(82-57461) [22-22-0,99]        (82-24073) [4-1-1,30]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BIG STRONG MEN (42)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. URBANE'S POSSE (7669)         29 
2. JULY 2003D (3004)             16    FIVE OF TWENTY (8120)
3. FIVE OF TWENTY (8120)         15    Unchartered Team
4. WE SUCK!! (131)               15 
5. BIG STRONG MEN (42)           15    ROOKIE MAIDEN 32 (7308)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2*ROOKIE MAIDEN 32 (7308)    2   0  0 100.   1/ 1 BIG STRONG MEN (42)       6  6 0
 2- 1*ALTERED STATES 3 (194)     2   0  0 100.   2/ 2 ANGRY CHICKEN (1132)      4  4 1
 3/ 3*STONED ROOKIES 55 (7826)   7   1  0 87.5   3/10 RANDOM HORMONES (8995)    3  0 0
 4/ 5*JAN 2004 (3842)            4   1  1 80.0   4/18*STONED ROOKIES 55 (7826)  3  0 0
 5/ 6*JULY 2003D (3004)          4   1  0 80.0   5- 5*BLUES VI (4591)           3  1 2
 6- 4 THE 9 WILLS (7000)         7   2  0 77.8   6/24 COMPOSERS (2238)          3  3 0
 7/ 7 FIVE OF TWENTY (8120)      7   3  0 70.0   7/ 3 STAR WRECK (62)           3  9 0
 8/ 9 RANDOM HORMONES (8995)     8   4  0 66.7   8- 9 ROOKIE ARMADA 117 (9106)  2  0 0
 9- 8*BLUES III (4572)           2   1  0 66.7   9/ 0 URBANE'S POSSE (7669)     2  0 0
10-10*BLUES VI (4591)            3   2  2 60.0  10/27*ROOKIE MAIDEN 32 (7308)   2  0 0
11-11*LOUISIANA BLUES (4570)     3   2  0 60.0  11-22*BLUES III (4572)          2  0 0
12-13 ROOKIE ARMADA 117 (9106)  24  20  0 54.5  12-12 SUICIDAL WINDS (3704)     2  0 0
13/15 KNIGHTS OF GLORY (3801)   64  54  8 54.2  13/19 ROOKIE MAIDEN 4 (7280)    2  1 0
14-14 FALLEN HEROES (1749)     242 205 15 54.1  14/20 ROOKIE CULT 42 (6792)     2  1 0
15/12 STONED ROOKIES 2 (7773)    9   8  0 52.9  15/42 ROOKIE CULT 28 (6778)     2  1 0
16/18 ROOKIE CULT 42 (6792)      9   8  0 52.9  16/16 MADNESS (3957)            2  1 0
17-16 SUICIDAL WINDS (3704)     10   9  0 52.6  17/13 THE TRUTH (3774)          2  1 0
18-19 IMMORTAL EMPIRE (883)      7   7  2 50.0  18/33 KNIGHTS OF GLORY (3801)   2  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-20 KREB (8991)                5   5  0 50.0  19/23 BLOODHAMMER CLAN (3703)   2  2 0
20/22 COMPOSERS (2238)           3   3  0 50.0  20/25 BLOODSWORDS (1135)        2  3 0
21-23*BLUES VII (4592)           1   1  0 50.0  21/ 7 SCARLET CHAPEL (1129)     2  6 0
22-24*TURF WARS (1004)           1   1  0 50.0  22-11 THE 9 WILLS (7000)        1  0 0
23-26 SWORDS & BRIMSTONE (1323) 14  15  2 48.3  23-29*JGW EXTINCTION (6515)     1  0 0
24/17 ROOKIE CULT 1 (6752)       8   9  1 47.1  24- 4*BASES LOADED, BABY (1136) 1  0 0
25/27 BLOODHAMMER CLAN (3703)   47  53  2 47.0  25-14*ALTERED STATES 3 (194)    1  0 0
26/ 0 URBANE'S POSSE (7669)     13  16  1 44.8  26-15 THE BARD'S OWN (444)      1  0 0
27/31 BRANDS (8427)             40  52  1 43.5  27-38*CHICAGO BLUES (4569)      1  1 1
28/28 END OF THE LINE (446)     17  23  2 42.5  28-17 KREB (8991)               1  1 0
29/30 TEMPERED EDGE (2237)      19  26  1 42.2  29- 6*LOUISIANA BLUES (4570)    1  1 0
30/32 ROOKIE MAIDEN 4 (7280)    15  21  3 41.7  30-43*BLUES IV (4589)           1  1 0
31/33 ROOKIE CULT 28 (6778)     11  16  1 40.7  31-44*BLUES V (4590)            1  1 0
32/34 MADNESS (3957)            12  18  2 40.0  32/34*JAN 2004 (3842)           1  1 0
33/29 EXQUISITE CORPS DI (4453)  4   6  0 40.0  33/35*JULY 2003D (3004)         1  1 0
34/21 SCARLET CHAPEL (1129)      5   8  0 38.5  34/55 BRANDS (8427)             1  2 0
35-35*JGW EXTINCTION (6515)     11  20  1 35.5  35/40 STONED ROOKIES 2 (7773)   1  2 0
36/36 BIG STRONG MEN (42)       31  59  4 34.4  36/41 FIVE OF TWENTY (8120)     1  2 0
37/42 ANGRY CHICKEN (1132)      14  28  1 33.3  37/21 ROOKIE CULT 1 (6752)      1  2 0
38-38*CHICAGO BLUES (4569)       1   2  1 33.3  38/32 EXQUISITE CORPS DI (4453) 1  2 0
39-39*BLUES IV (4589)            1   2  0 33.3  39- 8 IMMORTAL EMPIRE (883)     1  3 0
40-40*BLUES V (4590)             1   2  0 33.3  40/46 GOLDFINGERS (1101)        1  3 0
41/41 TWISTED OAK (2929)        41  84  5 32.8  41/45 CRESCENT SHIELD (2236)    1  4 0
42/45 BLOODSWORDS (1135)        12  25  1 32.4  42/47 BLUE TIME JEWELS (1134)   1  5 0
43/37 THE TRUTH (3774)           7  15  1 31.8  43/26 END OF THE LINE (446)     1  9 0
44/43 TRIBAL COUNCIL 9 (152)    12  27  1 30.8  44-49 THE BLACK LEAGUE (1750)   0  7 0
45-46*EBONY WINGS (1131)         4   9  0 30.8  45-51*ROLL OF THE DIE (129)     0  5 0
46-47*BASES LOADED, BABY (1136)  3   7  0 30.0  46-52*KILL US NOW (130)         0  5 0
47/49 STAR WRECK (62)           60 152  2 28.3  47/ 0*WE SUCK!! (131)           0  5 0
48/48 GOLDFINGERS (1101)         5  13  0 27.8  48/ 0*WHAT ARENA? (132)         0  5 0
49-50 THE BARD'S OWN (444)       6  16  0 27.3  49/ 0*DON'T MAKE SANDY (133)    0  5 0
50/53 BLUE TIME JEWELS (1134)    4  15  0 21.1  50-53*THE LOST COMPANY (3724)   0  4 0
51-54 THE BLACK LEAGUE (1750)    5  19  0 20.8  51/54 TEMPERED EDGE (2237)      0  4 0
52/51 CRESCENT SHIELD (2236)     1   4  0 20.0  52-48*HIDDEN MAGIC (1128)       0  4 0
53/55 BLUE THUNDER (975)         1  18  0  5.3  53/58 TWISTED OAK (2929)        0  3 0
54-56*HIDDEN MAGIC (1128)        0   9  0  0.0  54/56 BLUE THUNDER (975)        0  3 0
55-57*WILLING BLADES (1779)      0   6  0  0.0  55/57 TRIBAL COUNCIL 9 (152)    0  3 0
56-58*ROLL OF THE DIE (129)      0   5  0  0.0  56-39 SWORDS & BRIMSTONE (1323) 0  2 0
57-59*KILL US NOW (130)          0   5  0  0.0  57-31*BLUES VII (4592)          0  1 0
58/ 0*WE SUCK!! (131)            0   5  0  0.0  58-59 FALLEN HEROES (1749)      0  1 0
59/ 0*WHAT ARENA? (132)          0   5  0  0.0  59-60*WILLING BLADES (1779)     0  1 0
60/ 0*DON'T MAKE SANDY (133)     0   5  0  0.0  60-36*TURF WARS (1004)          0  1 0
61-60*THE LOST COMPANY (3724)    0   4  0  0.0  61-37*EBONY WINGS (1131)        0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon DWES EG, for 
I, Novgorodny Vir, have returned!  Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, 
STONED ROOKIES 55 blew up the rankings to 14!  Managers were muttering after 
COMPOSERS showed DWES EG what they could do:  1-1-0 to move up by 18.  Perhaps it is 
ROOKIE MAIDEN 32 members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 27th to 10th 
last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Managers were muttering after ROOKIE CULT 28 
showed DWES EG what they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 27.  Like a chunk of francium 
heaved into a wet pond, KNIGHTS OF GLORY blew up the rankings to 15!  Rumor has it an 
incurable disease has swept the stable of SCARLET CHAPEL.  Note their drop in the 
rankings from 7th to 21st.  Watch out!!!  Managers were muttering after BRANDS showed 
DWES EG what they could do:  1-0-0 to move up by 21.  The boys at ROOKIE CULT 1 
aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after suffering a 16 drop last 
week.  Thinking about sending their team manager to the Dark Arena is END OF THE 
LINE, after suffering a 17 drop in ranking.  URBANE'S POSSE had cause to celebrate, 
after ROCK EM 2 got 19 points by beating BRICK.  SEVEN OF NEIN certainly had a 
baffled expression on hers face, after losing to NEW YORK CITY and losing 13 points 
in the process!  Can you believe it?  LUNICIDE apparently has better things to do as 
DWES EG's Duelmaster than show up and fight!  In DWES EG, nothing is permanent 
(except Death), and we find ourselves a new Duelmaster, GRAYWAND.  So who was the 
warrior seen charging into immovable walls and challenging dead trees?  Someone's got 
a basic problem...   
     And how sociable are DWES EG's warriors?  Come, let us see.  Like the noble 
eagle soaring amongst the mountaintops, so stand the warriors of KREB, alone and 
unchallenged.  As a woman of good breeding scorns the "warriors" of ANGRY CHICKEN, so 
did that sorry team shy from KREB Everyone is famous for fifteen minutes, and 
GRAYWAND is it right now.  Most challenged warrior.  Isn't BLOODSWORDS proud!   
     The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on...  Questions are being 
raised about the disposing of severed body parts in the arena.  A certain tavern in 
DWES EG would I avoid!   
     Do not think spyreporting in DWES EG is the highlight of my life.  Keep those 
sands bloody and the buzzards fat!  DWES EG, I leave you now.  The Duelmaster has 
agreed to foot my bill at The Swinging Aardvark.  'Til next time-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GRAYWAND 7857                11   9  1 102         BLOODSWORDS (1135)        

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LUNICIDE 23248                9   5  0 122         SUICIDAL WINDS (3704)     
 SPACE 57461                  22  22  0  99         BRANDS (8427)             
 METHIONINE 48318             10   3  1  94         FIVE OF TWENTY (8120)     

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NEELIX BEFORE ZOD! 57739     15  13  0  90         STAR WRECK (62)           
 DOPAMINE 53305                8   4  0  90         RANDOM HORMONES (8995)    
 PROTON AGONIZER 23843        11   8  1  89         KNIGHTS OF GLORY (3801)   
 FURIOUS PECKER 7843          11  12  1  88         ANGRY CHICKEN (1132)      
 ROCK EM 2 45678              10   2  0  88         URBANE'S POSSE (7669)     
-ARCANUM 9007                 14  15  2  86         SWORDS & BRIMSTONE (1323) 
 BRICK 3274                    8  12  1  75         END OF THE LINE (446)     
 NEW YORK CITY 40610          11  16  1  74         ROOKIE CULT 28 (6778)     
 OSPREY 914                   12  27  1  72         TRIBAL COUNCIL 9 (152)    
 GOD:  DEAD 23638              5   5  1  70         THE TRUTH (3774)          

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AVALANCHE 57883               7   1  2  63         BIG STRONG MEN (42)       
 WOMEN IN UNIFORM 43435        9  15  1  62         ROOKIE MAIDEN 4 (7280)    
 GREEN PAPER 57692            12  13  2  61         MADNESS (3957)            

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HILDA 56885                   5   6  0  56         BLOODHAMMER CLAN (3703)   
 ONLY ROCK 'N ROLL 46645       8   1  0  55         STONED ROOKIES 55 (7826)  
 SUN KING 57559                8   5  1  54         ROOKIE CULT 1 (6752)      
 SOLDIER 2 40681               9   8  0  52         ROOKIE CULT 42 (6792)     
 TERRE PINE 45675              6   7  1  52         URBANE'S POSSE (7669)     
 SEVEN OF NEIN 27400           4   6  0  52         EXQUISITE CORPS DI (4453) 
-BLACK BLITZKRIEG 12060        7   7  1  47         THE BLACK LEAGUE (1750)   
 SOLDIER 3 46376               9   8  0  40         STONED ROOKIES 2 (7773)   
 STARCAST 7851                 5   8  0  37         BLUE TIME JEWELS (1134)   
 MR SCHLOCK 57802              8  12  0  36         STAR WRECK (62)           
 PALESTRINA 56842              3   2  0  35         COMPOSERS (2238)          
 MIDWYR 57030                  2   5  0  34         TWISTED OAK (2929)        

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THUNDERCLAP 57916             4   4  0  32         BIG STRONG MEN (42)       
-EBONY ARCHER 39162            3   3  0  31         JGW EXTINCTION (6515)     
-AEFREYA 57023                 3   3  0  31         BLOODHAMMER CLAN (3703)   

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 0004 24073                    4   1  1  30         JAN 2004 (3842)           
 0012 19410                    4   1  0  30         JULY 2003D (3004)         
 CLOUDBURST 57980              3   2  0  29         BIG STRONG MEN (42)       
-DISTURBED 1125                2   0  0  27         ALTERED STATES 3 (194)    
 NUMBER ONE 43579              2   0  0  27         ROOKIE MAIDEN 32 (7308)   
-STEVIE RAY VAUGHN 28193       2   1  1  24         BLUES VI (4591)           

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CROWN OF STARS 57826          2   2  0  21         IMMORTAL EMPIRE (883)     
-JOHNNY SHINES 28080           2   1  0  20         BLUES III (4572)          
 BENSTEIN 57022                2   0  0  20         COMPOSERS (2238)          
-DWAYNE THE DOG 12213          1   5  0  16         WILLING BLADES (1779)     
-BASE WALKER 57923             2   0  0  14         BASES LOADED, BABY! (1136)
-KOHLE 57024                   1   0  0  13         CRESCENT SHIELD (2236)    
-LACED MUTTON 57942            2   0  0  10         THE BARD'S OWN (444)      
 SPIT ROASTER 57951            1   3  0  10         ANGRY CHICKEN (1132)      
-ANGEL OF FURY 57870           2   1  0   8         EBONY WINGS (1131)        
-ROBERT NIGHTHAWK 28067        1   2  1   8         CHICAGO BLUES (4569)      
-RUTH BROWN 28196              1   1  0   8         BLUES VII (4592)          
-KOKO TAYLOR 28185             1   2  0   7         BLUES IV (4589)           
-SILAS HOGAN 28071             1   2  0   7         LOUISIANA BLUES (4570)    
-FOXCALLER 57822               0   2  0   6         FALLEN HEROES (1749)      

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BRUTE 1 58056           0  1 0 BIG STRONG MEN 42    ARENAMASTER           609  NONE
THIEFCUTTER 58040       0  1 0 BLOODSWORDS 1135     MOUNTAIN TROLL        609  NONE
DA23-1 58050            0  1 0 CRESCENT SHIELD 2236 BLACK ORC             609  NONE
PUDS 820                0  1 0 DON'T MAKE SANDY 133 BANDIT PRINCE         609  NONE
ROLL 817                0  1 0 DON'T MAKE SANDY 133 SPYMASTER             609  NONE
THESE 818               0  1 0 DON'T MAKE SANDY 133 WURM KIN              609  NONE
UP 821                  0  1 0 DON'T MAKE SANDY 133 STONE GOLEM           609  NONE
WORTHLESS 819           0  1 0 DON'T MAKE SANDY 133 STONE GOLEM           609  NONE
DARK PRINCE 58029       0  1 0 END OF THE LINE 446  HIGH ELF              609  NONE
DARK STOP 58026         0  1 0 END OF THE LINE 446  STONE GOLEM           609  NONE
LONE RIDER 58025        0  1 0 END OF THE LINE 446  MOUNTAIN TROLL        609  NONE
GOLDEN GOOSE 7658       4  6 0 GOLDFINGERS 1101     GREEN PAPER 57692     606   
ISLE OF SILVER 58009    0  1 0 HIDDEN MAGIC 1128    JOHNNY OTIS 28192     608   
ISOCITRATE 53285        5  5 0 KREB 8991            FURIOUS PECKER 7843   608   
DARK COMMUNION 58031    0  1 0 SCARLET CHAPEL 1129  STONE GOLEM           609  NONE
DARK RITUAL 58030       0  1 0 SCARLET CHAPEL 1129  DARK CHAMPION         609  NONE
RED SHIRT 1 58054       0  1 0 STAR WRECK 62        HIGH ELF              609  NONE
RED SHIRT 2 58055       0  1 0 STAR WRECK 62        STONE GOLEM           609  NONE
DA23-1 58046            0  1 0 TEMPERED EDGE 2237   BANDIT PRINCE         609  NONE
SLYCE 57321            17 17 1 TEMPERED EDGE 2237   ARCANUM 9007          606   
HELIOTROPE 6990         1  1 0 TURF WARS 1004       ROBERT NIGHTHAW 28067 607   
DA 3 809                0  1 0 WE SUCK!! 131        SHEWISH GIANT         609  NONE
DA 3B 810               0  1 0 WE SUCK!! 131        SHEWISH GIANT         609  NONE
DA1 807                 0  1 0 WE SUCK!! 131        WURM KIN              609  NONE
DA2 808                 0  1 0 WE SUCK!! 131        SPYMASTER             609  NONE
DA4? 811                0  1 0 WE SUCK!! 131        BANDIT PRINCE         609  NONE
DA1 812                 0  1 0 WHAT ARENA? 132      HIGH ELF              609  NONE
DA2 813                 0  1 0 WHAT ARENA? 132      DARK CHAMPION         609  NONE
DA3 814                 0  1 0 WHAT ARENA? 132      STONE GOLEM           609  NONE
DA4 815                 0  1 0 WHAT ARENA? 132      ARENAMASTER           609  NONE
DA5 816                 0  1 0 WHAT ARENA? 132      BANDIT PRINCE         609  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DA2 was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
RED SHIRT 2 was slaughtered by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena battle.
DA 3B was easily killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match.
DA1 was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
RED SHIRT 1 was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
DA4? was murdered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena competition.
BRUTE 1 was slaughtered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA 3 was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
UP was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena competition.
PUDS was assassinated by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena melee.
WORTHLESS was slaughtered by STONE GOLEM in a crowd boring 3 minute Dark Arena duel.
THESE was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
ROLL was assassinated by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
DA5 was easily killed by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena bout.
DA23-1 was murdered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
DA23-1 was viciously butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 4 minute Dark Arena contest.
DA4 was butchered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
THIEFCUTTER was barely slain by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena conflict.
DARK COMMUNION was assassinated by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena struggle.
DARK RITUAL was easily killed by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
DA3 was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a unpopular 3 minute gory Dark Arena brawl.
DARK PRINCE was executed by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena match.
DARK STOP was killed by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena match.
LONE RIDER was assassinated by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena conflict.
DA2 was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena bout.
DA1 was slaughtered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match.
NEELIX BEFORE ZOD! was overcome by GRAYWAND in a 1 minute Challenge Title duel.
GOD:  DEAD was overpowered by SPACE in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
SEVEN OF NEIN was vanquished by NEW YORK CITY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
DOPAMINE overpowered HILDA in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
METHIONINE vanquished THE BEACH BOMB in a 1 minute uneven bout.
ROCK EM 2 handily defeated BRICK in a 1 minute uneven bout.
PROTON AGONIZER overpowered OSPREY in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven competition.
FURIOUS PECKER overpowered SUN KING in a 1 minute uneven duel.
GREEN PAPER defeated MR SCHLOCK in a exciting 1 minute gory match.
AVALANCHE overpowered STARCAST in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MIDWYR was beaten by SOLDIER 2 in a exciting 2 minute bloody fray.
WOMEN IN UNIFORM vanquished PALESTRINA in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
TERRE PINE subdued SOLDIER 3 in a 2 minute match.
ONLY ROCK 'N ROLL bested THUNDERCLAP in a 2 minute bout.
0004 viciously subdued AZURE in a exciting 3 minute brutal fight.
GOLDEN TIDE was handily defeated by 0012 in a 1 minute uneven match.
NUMBER ONE overpowered SPIT ROASTER in a 1 minute gory uneven bout.
BENSTEIN overcame OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute match.
MYSTIC MONK was handily defeated by CLOUDBURST in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      32         WALL OF STEEL     16 -  12 -  0      57  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         LUNGING ATTACK    52 -  56 -  5      48  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         STRIKING ATTACK   25 -  28 -  3      47  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      7         SLASHING ATTACK   12 -  18 -  2      40  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         AIMED BLOW        77 - 116 -  3      40  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-LUNGE       19 -  30 -  1      39  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         TOTAL PARRY       14 -  24 -  1      37  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   7 -  0      30  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK     2 -  42 -  0       5  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  11 -  0       0  |

Turn 609 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  4         3  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  2     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  6         2  SLASHING ATTACK
                              AIMED BLOW         7 - 25         2  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0     
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  2     
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  3     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    METHIONINE -17218          10   3  1   94 FIVE OF TWENTY (8120)
AIMED BLOW       NEELIX BEFORE ZOD! -7797   15  13  0   90 STAR WRECK (62)
STRIKING ATTACK  DOPAMINE -12231             8   4  0   90 RANDOM HORMONES (8995)
LUNGING ATTACK   ROCK EM 2 -19858           10   2  0   88 URBANE'S POSSE (7669)
TOTAL PARRY      ONLY ROCK 'N ROLL -18891    8   1  0   55 STONED ROOKIES 55 (7826)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SPACE -8075.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
0004 24073.  The ten other most popular fighters were SOLDIER 2 -24855, GRAYWAND 
7857, SPACE -8075, PROTON AGONIZER 23843, GREEN PAPER -7844, MIDWYR -8506, TERRE PINE 
-19861, SOLDIER 3 -19160, THUNDERCLAP -7620, and RED SHIRT 2 -7481.

The least popular fighter this week was DA3 814.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were WORTHLESS 819, UP 821, SPIT ROASTER -7585, GOLDEN TIDE -7701, 
PALESTRINA -8694, SUN KING -7977, OSPREY 914, BRICK 3274, HILDA -8651, and DA1 812.