DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 04/24/2023 Duedate: 05/06/2023
DWES EG ARENA
DM 82 TURN 612
This Week's Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
FURIOUS PECKER
ANGRY CHICKEN (1132)
(82-7843) [14-12-1,115]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
LUNICIDE CAPTAIN BLOOD
SUICIDAL WINDS (3704) SWASHBUCKLERS (4330)
(82-23248) [10-5-0,129] (82-26739) [5-2-0,48]
Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite
GRAYWAND CAPTAIN BLOOD
BLOODSWORDS (1135) SWASHBUCKLERS (4330)
(82-7857) [12-11-1,107] (82-26739) [5-2-0,48]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
ANGRY CHICKEN (1132)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. ARCANE TESTAROSSA (7714) 37
2. THE TRUTH (3774) 23 STONED ROOKIES 55 (7826)
3. GOLDFINGERS (1101) 20 Unchartered Team
4. BIG STRONG MEN (42) 19
5. IN THE CLOSET (978) 18 EXQUISITE CORPS B1 (4454)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0*EXQUISITE CORPS B1 (4454) 1 0 1 100. 1/ 1 ANGRY CHICKEN (1132) 5 1 1
2/ 0*KILLING STROKE (4452) 1 0 0 100. 2/11 ROOKIE CULT 1 (6752) 3 0 0
3/ 0*EXQUISITE CORPS B3 (4455) 1 0 0 100. 3/14 GOLDFINGERS (1101) 3 2 0
4/ 0*IN THE CLOSET (978) 1 0 0 100. 4/18 ARCANE TESTAROSSA (7714) 3 3 0
5/ 2 STONED ROOKIES 55 (7826) 9 2 0 81.8 5/15 BLUE TIME JEWELS (1134) 3 3 0
6- 4 RANDOM HORMONES (8995) 10 4 0 71.4 6- 2 RANDOM HORMONES (8995) 2 0 0
7/ 5*JULY 2003D (3004) 5 2 0 71.4 7/ 0*SEXIE (3776) 2 0 0
8/ 0*SWASHBUCKLERS (4330) 5 3 0 62.5 8/ 6 KNIGHTS OF GLORY (3801) 2 0 0
9/ 8 THERMO DYNAMICS (9084) 6 4 1 60.0 9/ 8 STONED ROOKIES 2 (7773) 2 1 0
10/12*ROOKIE MAIDEN 32 (7308) 3 2 0 60.0 10/ 9 STONED ROOKIES 55 (7826) 2 1 0
11/ 9 KNIGHTS OF GLORY (3801) 66 54 8 55.0 11/12 MADNESS (3957) 2 1 0
12/10 ROOKIE CULT 1 (6752) 11 9 1 55.0 12/13 TRIBAL COUNCIL 9 (152) 2 1 0
13/ 6 STONED ROOKIES 2 (7773) 11 9 0 55.0 13/ 7 BRANDS (8427) 2 2 0
14/ 0 SUICIDAL WINDS (3704) 11 9 0 55.0 14/29 SCARLET CHAPEL (1129) 2 3 0
15/ 7 FIVE OF TWENTY (8120) 9 9 0 50.0 15/ 3 FIVE OF TWENTY (8120) 2 6 0
16/ 0*SEXIE (3776) 3 3 0 50.0 16/ 4 BIG STRONG MEN (42) 2 7 0
17/21 EXQUISITE CORPS DI (4453) 5 6 0 45.5 17/30 STAR WRECK (62) 2 7 0
18/13 ROOKIE CULT 42 (6792) 9 11 0 45.0 18/ 0*EXQUISITE CORPS B1 (4454) 1 0 1
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/16 BRANDS (8427) 42 54 1 43.7 19/ 0*KILLING STROKE (4452) 1 0 0
20/19 MADNESS (3957) 14 19 2 42.4 20/39 EXQUISITE CORPS DI (4453) 1 0 0
21/18 ROOKIE MAIDEN 4 (7280) 16 23 3 41.0 21/ 0*EXQUISITE CORPS B3 (4455) 1 0 0
22/ 0 FALLEN MASTERS (3500) 53 79 4 40.2 22/ 0 SUICIDAL WINDS (3704) 1 0 0
23-20 STRIKE FORCE (4500) 16 24 2 40.0 23-21 BLUE THUNDER (975) 1 0 0
24/22 ANGRY CHICKEN (1132) 19 29 2 39.6 24/ 0*IN THE CLOSET (978) 1 0 0
25/27 SCARLET CHAPEL (1129) 7 11 0 38.9 25/38 THE TRUTH (3774) 1 1 0
26/23 END OF THE LINE (446) 18 30 2 37.5 26/19*JULY 2003D (3004) 1 1 0
27/26 ARCANE TESTAROSSA (7714) 17 29 0 37.0 27/37 THERMO DYNAMICS (9084) 1 2 0
28-25 THE 9 WILLS (7000) 7 12 0 36.8 28/10 ROOKIE MAIDEN 4 (7280) 1 2 0
29/24 ROOKIE CULT 28 (6778) 11 19 1 36.7 29/22*ROOKIE MAIDEN 32 (7308) 1 2 0
30/31 GOLDFINGERS (1101) 8 15 0 34.8 30-25*HIDDEN MAGIC (1128) 1 4 1
31/29 BIG STRONG MEN (42) 33 66 4 33.3 31/16*MORE SPAM (8418) 1 4 0
32/28 TRIBAL COUNCIL 9 (152) 14 28 1 33.3 32-26 STRIKE FORCE (4500) 1 4 0
33/32 THE TRUTH (3774) 8 16 1 33.3 33/ 0 FALLEN MASTERS (3500) 1 4 0
34/33 BLOODSWORDS (1135) 13 29 1 31.0 34/28 BLOODSWORDS (1135) 1 4 0
35/34 STAR WRECK (62) 62 159 2 28.1 35/27 THE BLACK LEAGUE (1750) 1 5 0
36/35 BLUE TIME JEWELS (1134) 7 18 0 28.0 36/31 END OF THE LINE (446) 1 7 0
37/36 THE BLACK LEAGUE (1750) 6 24 0 20.0 37-32 THE 9 WILLS (7000) 0 10 0
38/ 1*MORE SPAM (8418) 1 4 0 20.0 38-33*MARCH OF KINGS (1133) 0 5 0
39-38 BLUE THUNDER (975) 2 18 0 10.0 39/23 ROOKIE CULT 42 (6792) 0 3 0
40-39*HIDDEN MAGIC (1128) 1 13 1 7.1 40/24 ROOKIE CULT 28 (6778) 0 3 0
41-40*MARCH OF KINGS (1133) 0 5 0 0.0 41/ 0*I LOATHE THEM (5325) 0 1 0
42/ 0*I LOATHE THEM (5325) 0 1 0 0.0 42/ 0*SWASHBUCKLERS (4330) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
I can't believe the violence in DWES EG! I still haven't told Mom I'm writing
Spyreports. She'd have a cow! Well, here we go... I couldn't believe it. Did
GOLDFINGERS really go up by 11? If only those guys didn't have so may missing
teeth... Gross! ARCANE TESTAROSSA had like a really albendranius week! Those hunks
got a 2-2-0 and wound up as 4th team! I couldn't believe it. Did SCARLET CHAPEL
really go up by 15? If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth... Gross!
Wanna hear about a real loser? Listen to this--FIVE OF TWENTY got 0-2-0 and dropped
12. Didn't see much of them after the fights! Really, just how far can one team
drop in one round? BIG STRONG MEN dropped 12, which I think's more than all the
other teams combined! STAR WRECK had like a really albendranius week! Those hunks
got a 1-4-0 and wound up as 17th team! I couldn't believe it. Did EXQUISITE CORPS
DI really go up by 19? If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...
Gross! THE TRUTH had like a really albendranius week! Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and
wound up as 25th team! See if I even talk to any of those losers in ROOKIE MAIDEN 4
again! Didja see where they got 0-1-0? Somebody musta won a lotta fights! Really,
just how far can one team drop in one round? MORE SPAM dropped 15, which I think's
more than all the other teams combined! Wanna hear about a real loser? Listen to
this--ROOKIE CULT 42 got 0-1-0 and dropped 16. Didn't see much of them after the
fights! See if I even talk to any of those losers in ROOKIE CULT 28 again! Didja
see where they got 0-1-0? Somebody musta won a lotta fights! MVP award for AIN'T
FROM L.A.? ARCANE TESTAROSSA's proud of him after beating BLACK BLITZKRIEG and
getting 22 points. Talk about yer big time losers! SPIT ROASTER got smashed by JET
BLACK BLUR, and lost 14 points! Like, FURIOUS PECKER must be pretty gutsy! He
challenged the Duelmaster from FIVE OF TWENTY. Does this guy have a death wish or
what! Was that a tear I saw in FURIOUS PECKER's eye, as he took over Duelmastership?
And wasn't METHIONINE fit to be tied! Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to
his teammates? Don't ask me!
AAARRGH!!! I HATE SPYREPORTING!!! Sorry. I just had to say it. Like, is
OSPREY popular, or what? He was challenged the most in all of DWES EG! He's got a
14-28-1, is that good? For sure, I was holding my breath when I found out GOD: DEAD
challenged OSPREY. After all, haven't THE TRUTH and TRIBAL COUNCIL 9 had a long
standing duel in DWES EG? It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but OSPREY
wants me to write about it since he was beat by GOD: DEAD. Satisfied? PROTON
AGONIZER must not be a good enough fighter to get in fair fights. He challenged
SPACE. 9 is a big difference. (Well, that's what they tell me.) I thought PROTON
AGONIZER showed great skill and promise when he subdued SPACE. All right, so I slept
through it! Big deal!
Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other! Don't you guys ever give
it a break? Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from you?
Write! (Or have someone write for you.)
Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain. Soak it in cold water, and hand
wash. I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop.
Remember you guys, ease up sometimes! Chill out! Later, Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FURIOUS PECKER 7843 14 12 1 115 ANGRY CHICKEN (1132)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LUNICIDE 23248 10 5 0 129 SUICIDAL WINDS (3704)
PROTON AGONIZER 23843 13 8 1 116 KNIGHTS OF GLORY (3801)
GRAYWAND 7857 12 11 1 107 BLOODSWORDS (1135)
-DOPAMINE 53305 10 4 0 103 RANDOM HORMONES (8995)
JEK PORKINS 57736 9 4 0 93 FALLEN MASTERS (3500)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
AVALANCHE 57883 9 1 2 89 BIG STRONG MEN (42)
GOD: DEAD 23638 6 6 1 84 THE TRUTH (3774)
BRICK 3274 9 14 1 80 END OF THE LINE (446)
OSPREY 914 14 28 1 79 TRIBAL COUNCIL 9 (152)
NEELIX BEFORE ZOD! 57739 15 15 0 77 STAR WRECK (62)
GREEN PAPER 57692 14 14 2 72 MADNESS (3957)
SUN KING 57559 11 5 1 69 ROOKIE CULT 1 (6752)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SEVEN OF NEIN 27400 5 6 0 66 EXQUISITE CORPS DI (4453)
NEW YORK CITY 40610 11 19 1 65 ROOKIE CULT 28 (6778)
ONLY ROCK 'N ROLL 46645 10 2 0 63 STONED ROOKIES 55 (7826)
OSPREAY 57479 8 9 0 62 FALLEN MASTERS (3500)
SOLDIER 3 46376 11 9 0 60 STONED ROOKIES 2 (7773)
-SEPTA STRIKE 27681 4 5 0 59 STRIKE FORCE (4500)
ENTROPY 53787 8 4 1 57 THERMO DYNAMICS (9084)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MR SCHLOCK 57802 10 12 0 55 STAR WRECK (62)
AIN'T FROM L.A. 57775 3 3 0 53 ARCANE TESTAROSSA (7714)
WOMEN IN UNIFORM 43435 10 17 1 52 ROOKIE MAIDEN 4 (7280)
BLACK BLITZKRIEG 12060 8 9 1 50 THE BLACK LEAGUE (1750)
-PURPLE NURPLE 57201 5 0 1 48 STRIKE FORCE (4500)
CAPTAIN BLOOD 26739 5 2 0 48 SWASHBUCKLERS (4330)
CONCORKILL 57772 2 1 1 45 FALLEN MASTERS (3500)
SOLDIER 2 40681 9 11 0 44 ROOKIE CULT 42 (6792)
STARCAST 7851 6 10 0 42 BLUE TIME JEWELS (1134)
0012 19410 5 2 0 42 JULY 2003D (3004)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JET BLACK BLUR 57814 2 1 0 33 ARCANE TESTAROSSA (7714)
-STRANGE FETISH 50068 1 0 0 31 MORE SPAM (8418)
NUMBER ONE 43579 3 2 0 28 ROOKIE MAIDEN 32 (7308)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THUNDERCLAP 57916 4 6 0 23 BIG STRONG MEN (42)
DOPPLER 23649 2 2 0 19 SEXIE (3776)
HURRICANE 57936 0 1 0 19 BIG STRONG MEN (42)
SPIT ROASTER 57951 3 4 1 18 ANGRY CHICKEN (1132)
CLOUDBURST 57980 3 4 0 18 BIG STRONG MEN (42)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SKELETON 6854 1 0 0 18 IN THE CLOSET (978)
THE SENTINEL 32266 0 1 0 13 I LOATHE THEM (5325)
-VEILED CONJURER 58035 1 0 1 11 HIDDEN MAGIC (1128)
ACCEPTABLY BUILT 27401 1 0 1 11 EXQUISITE CORPS B1 (4454)
FOR NO ONE 27406 1 0 0 11 EXQUISITE CORPS B3 (4455)
ACHARON 57977 0 1 0 11 FALLEN MASTERS (3500)
GODHEAD 27395 1 0 0 9 KILLING STROKE (4452)
GORNDALF 57999 0 1 0 9 STAR WRECK (62)
ASAJJ 57976 2 1 0 7 FALLEN MASTERS (3500)
DEVIL RABBIT 23651 1 0 0 6 SEXIE (3776)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
CONVICTED THIEF 0 0 0 ACCEPTABLY BUIL 27401 612 NONE
BRUTE 58104 0 1 0 BIG STRONG MEN 42 SPYMASTER 612 NONE
DAMASCUS STEEL 58062 0 1 0 BLOODSWORDS 1135 BLACK ORC 612 NONE
DIM 58085 0 1 0 FIVE OF TWENTY 8120 DARK CHAMPION 612 NONE
ISLE OF SILVER 58009 0 1 0 HIDDEN MAGIC 1128 JOHNNY OTIS 28192 608 NOT REVENGED
ISOCITRATE 53285 5 5 0 KREB 8991 FURIOUS PECKER 7843 608 NOT REVENGED
CHAIN LETTER 50064 0 1 0 MORE SPAM 8418 BLACK ORC 612 NONE
NIGERIA 50066 0 1 0 MORE SPAM 8418 DARK CHAMPION 612 NONE
STOCK TICKER 50065 0 1 0 MORE SPAM 8418 DARK CHAMPION 612 NONE
TASTY 50067 0 1 0 MORE SPAM 8418 HIGH ELF 612 NONE
RED SHIRT 1 58102 0 1 0 STAR WRECK 62 HIGH ELF 612 NONE
RED SHIRT 2 58103 0 1 0 STAR WRECK 62 STONE GOLEM 612 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BRUTE was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
RED SHIRT 2 was slaughtered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
DIM was easily killed by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match.
DAMASCUS STEEL was slaughtered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
RED SHIRT 1 was assassinated by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
TASTY was killed by HIGH ELF in a 2 minute Dark Arena competition.
NIGERIA was viciously butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
STOCK TICKER was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
CHAIN LETTER was easily killed by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
PROTON AGONIZER vanquished SPACE in a 1 minute gruesome uneven Challenge duel.
FURIOUS PECKER overpowered METHIONINE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge Title duel.
GOD: DEAD overpowered OSPREY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
SEVEN OF NEIN handily defeated NEW YORK CITY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
LUNICIDE demolished NEELIX BEFORE ZOD! in a 1 minute mismatched match.
GRAYWAND overcame JEK PORKINS in a 2 minute contest.
AVALANCHE demolished SOLDIER 3 in a popular 1 minute bloody mismatched match.
YOKED 2 THE MAX was overcome by THE BEACH BOMB in a 2 minute fight.
WORK viciously subdued BRICK in a 2 minute gruesome master's bout.
SUN KING handily defeated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute bloody mismatched bout.
ONLY ROCK 'N ROLL viciously subdued CAPTAIN BLOOD in a exciting 6 minute brutal fight.
WOMEN IN UNIFORM was beaten by OSPREAY in a 1 minute veteran's bout.
GREEN PAPER overpowered CONCORKILL in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
MR SCHLOCK viciously subdued SOLDIER 2 in a action packed 3 minute veteran's bout.
ENTROPY overpowered THUNDERCLAP in a 1 minute uneven fray.
BLACK BLITZKRIEG was handily defeated by AIN'T FROM L.A. in a 2 minute contest.
STARCAST was narrowly defeated by 0012 in a action packed 3 minute brutal fight.
CLOUDBURST was defeated by NUMBER ONE in a 1 minute duel.
GOLDEN TIDE overpowered DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
SPIT ROASTER was vanquished by JET BLACK BLUR in a action packed 1 minute uneven bout.
MYSTIC MONK beat CADILLAC RAPPER in a exciting 3 minute bloody fray.
DOPPLER vanquished THE SENTINEL in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
ASAJJ was overpowered by SKELETON in a 2 minute uneven duel.
GODHEAD defeated HURRICANE in a exciting 1 minute match.
ACHARON was defeated by DEVIL RABBIT in a 2 minute fight.
GORNDALF was overpowered by FOR NO ONE in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
ACCEPTABLY BUILT murdered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven contest.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 21 WALL OF STEEL 14 - 12 - 0 54 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 11 LUNGING ATTACK 53 - 62 - 3 46 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 10 STRIKING ATTACK 29 - 34 - 2 46 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 6 AIMED BLOW 84 - 124 - 4 40 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 PARRY-LUNGE 20 - 34 - 1 37 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 13 - 23 - 1 36 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 8 - 1 27 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 7 - 0 22 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 25 - 0 17 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 41 - 0 5 |
Turn 612 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 6 4 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 8 - 13 3 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 4 2 SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 7 - 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 2 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 3
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 2
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK LUNICIDE 23248 10 5 0 129 SUICIDAL WINDS (3704)
STRIKING ATTACK PROTON AGONIZER 23843 13 8 1 116 KNIGHTS OF GLORY (3801)
AIMED BLOW JEK PORKINS -7800 9 4 0 93 FALLEN MASTERS (3500)
LUNGING ATTACK AVALANCHE -7653 9 1 2 89 BIG STRONG MEN (42)
TOTAL PARRY ONLY ROCK 'N ROLL -18891 10 2 0 63 STONED ROOKIES 55 (7826)
PARRY-LUNGE CAPTAIN BLOOD 26739 5 2 0 48 SWASHBUCKLERS (4330)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is GRAYWAND 7857. The most popular warrior this turn
was CAPTAIN BLOOD 26739. The ten other most popular fighters were SOLDIER 2 -24855,
STARCAST 7851, MYSTIC MONK -7669, THE BEACH BOMB 7824, AIN'T FROM L.A. -7761,
AVALANCHE -7653, WORK -8080, ONLY ROCK 'N ROLL -18891, MR SCHLOCK -7734, and 0012
19410.
The least popular fighter this week was THE SENTINEL 32266. The other ten least
popular fighters were BLACK BLITZKRIEG 12060, THUNDERCLAP -7620, NEELIX BEFORE ZOD!
-7797, NEW YORK CITY -24926, OSPREY 914, CHAIN LETTER -15472, RED SHIRT 1 -7434,
DAMASCUS STEEL -7474, RED SHIRT 2 -7433, and BRUTE -7432.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
LUNICIDE (82-23248) SUICIDAL WINDS