DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/20/2026    Duedate: 05/02/2026

DWES EG ARENA

DM 82    TURN 690

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ANGRY
DON'T MAKE SANDY (133)
(82-58284) [15-9-0,142]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ANGRY                          SWORD RUIN
DON'T MAKE SANDY (133)         PHILANTHROPISTS 8 (1700)
(82-58284) [15-9-0,142]        (82-11720) [3-1-0,22]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

STORM TITAN                    STORM TITAN
BIG STRONG MEN (42)            BIG STRONG MEN (42)
(82-58728) [11-18-2,66]        (82-58728) [11-18-2,66]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DEADWOOD (8023)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE BIZZLE (8741)             20 
2. DON'T MAKE SANDY (133)        13    ROOKIE PINK 21 (8925)
3. PHILANTHROPISTS 21 (4903)     11    Unchartered Team
4. YEOMAN JOHNSON (8022)         8  
5. PHILANTHROPISTS 8 (1700)      5     PHILANTHROPISTS 8 (1700)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*STARBUCKS ADDICTS (6340)   3   0  0 100.   1/ 1 DEADWOOD (8023)           6  3 0
 2- 2 ROOKIE MAIDEN 3 (7279)     4   2  0 66.7   2/ 4 DON'T MAKE SANDY (133)    3  0 0
 3/ 3 ROOKIE PINK 21 (8925)     24  15  0 61.5   3/ 5 YEOMAN JOHNSON (8022)     3  3 0
 4/ 0*PHILANTHROPISTS 8 (1700)   3   2  1 60.0   4- 3*STARBUCKS ADDICTS (6340)  2  0 0
 5/ 4 DEADWOOD (8023)           57  42  1 57.6   5/ 7 ROOKIE PINK 21 (8925)     2  1 0
 6/ 6 THE BIZZLE (8741)         55  51  5 51.9   6/ 8 CHEESE (8021)             2  1 0
 7/ 7 YEOMAN JOHNSON (8022)     18  18  0 50.0   7/ 2 BIG STRONG MEN (42)       2 11 1
 8/ 8 BIG STRONG MEN (42)      167 184 15 47.6   8-11*IROQUOIS (153)            1  0 1
 9/ 9 CHEESE (8021)             17  19  2 47.2   9/ 0 PHILANTHROPISTS 21 (4903) 1  0 0
10/11 DON'T MAKE SANDY (133)    15  18  0 45.5  10/ 0*PHILANTHROPISTS 8 (1700)  1  0 0
11/13 ROOKIE CULT 42 (6792)     24  44  0 35.3  11-12 ROOKIE MAIDEN 3 (7279)    1  1 0
12-14 PHILANTHROPISTS 19 (2493)  8  15  0 34.8  12/28 THE BIZZLE (8741)         1  2 0
13/ 0 PHILANTHROPISTS 21 (4903)  5  10  0 33.3  13/13 ROOKIE CULT 42 (6792)     1  2 0
14-15*HOUSE TSALOKHIN F (2088)   3   6  0 33.3  14/19 WAR TREK (45)             0  4 0
15/16 WAR TREK (45)             55 115  3 32.4  15-14*HOUSE TSALOKHIN F (2088)  0  2 0
16-19*IROQUOIS (153)             2   6  1 25.0  16-32 PHILANTHROPISTS 19 (2493) 0  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
17-24*HOUSE TSALOKHIN B (2092)   1   5  0 16.7  17-36*HOUSE TSALOKHIN B (2092)  0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  Take a look at 
THE BIZZLE's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 16 places in the team ranking.  
It was a tough week for BIG STRONG MEN, to drop 5 places in the rankings.  Hey 
everybody, watch out for HYDRO ON THE D-LO, who flew up 20 points in the rankings 
after mashing BULLOCK like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  Ya know, some days 
it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands.  BULLOCK was subdued by HYDRO ON THE D-LO 
and drops 74 points.  Our battling duelmaster ANGRY has managed to hold the title, 
fending off STORM SHADOW's none too subtle advances.  Better luck next time, BIG 
STRONG MEN.  4 out of 5 gladiators surveyed protect the body, so try and avoid aiming 
at that location.   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the DWES EG arena.   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  Remember:  alliances are great, 
but try and take your ally in the arena with you and see what happens.   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some tracks.  And 
remember, you can pick your friends and you can pick your--(loud boos), oh, you've 
heard that one already!-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ANGRY 58284                  15   9  0 142         DON'T MAKE SANDY (133)    

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SAN TROPEZ 52943             24  15  0 109         ROOKIE PINK 21 (8925)     
 HYDRO ON THE D-LO 51900      16  11  2 106         THE BIZZLE (8741)         
 HAVARTI 58597                11   7  1 100         CHEESE (8021)             

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RANDOM HENCHMAN 48095        10  10  0  79         YEOMAN JOHNSON (8022)     

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STORM TITAN 58728            11  18  2  66         BIG STRONG MEN (42)       

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CAFFEINE FIEND 38183          3   0  0  53         STARBUCKS ADDICTS (6340)  
 EPHEMERA 29954                5   6  0  50         PHILANTHROPISTS 21 (4903) 
 ELECTRIO OPEN 58298           4   6  0  34         ROOKIE CULT 42 (6792)     

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SWORD RUIN 11720              3   1  0  22         PHILANTHROPISTS 8 (1700)  
-FLYING EAGLE 58677            2   1  1  22         IROQUOIS (153)            
-RASKEL MINDSPASM 58929        2   4  0  16         HOUSE TSALOKHIN F (2088)  
 THUNDERHEAD 58954             1   1  1  15         BIG STRONG MEN (42)       
-GENTLE GENTLEMAN 58900        1   3  0   6         PHILANTHROPISTS 19 (2493) 

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DA1 58964               0  1 0 BIG STRONG MEN 42    SHEWISH GIANT          690 NONE
DEKHAT LUGAN 14082      1  4 0 HOUSE TSALOKHIN 2092 FLYING EAGLE 58677     688  
ROADIE 58459            1  1 0 ROOKIE MAIDEN 3 7279 THUNDERHEAD 58954      689  
BODY BAG 1 58966        0  1 0 WAR TREK 45          DARK CHAMPION          690 NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BODY BAG 1 was dealt death by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA1 was viciously butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
ANGRY overcame STORM SHADOW in a action packed 2 minute veteran's Title match.
MOSE MANUEL slimly lost to SAN TROPEZ in a slow 36 minute brutal veteran's contest.
BULLOCK was bested by HYDRO ON THE D-LO in a popular 4 minute expert's brawl.
HAVARTI bested VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute match.
RANDOM HENCHMAN was unbelievably bested by VETERAN MERCENARY in a 3 minute 
A.W. MERRICK unbelievably bested STORM TITAN in a 8 minute expert's duel.
EPHEMERA vanquished ELECTRIO OPEN in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
BOROMIR overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
SWORD RUIN defeated THUNDERHEAD in a exciting 5 minute match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         SLASHING ATTACK   18 -  14 -  1      56  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         AIMED BLOW        19 -  22 -  0      46  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         TOTAL PARRY       31 -  38 -  1      45  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         STRIKING ATTACK   21 -  33 -  0      39  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         LUNGING ATTACK    31 -  50 -  2      38  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK     7 -  26 -  2      21  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  17 -  0      15  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         WALL OF STEEL      1 -  12 -  0       8  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   5 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 690 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  2         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        4 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  4         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  ANGRY -7252                15   9  0  142 DON'T MAKE SANDY (133)
TOTAL PARRY      SAN TROPEZ -12593          24  15  0  109 ROOKIE PINK 21 (8925)
BASHING ATTACK   HAVARTI -6939              11   7  1  100 CHEESE (8021)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is STORM TITAN -6808.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was STORM TITAN -6808.  The ten other most popular fighters were RANDOM HENCHMAN 
-17441, ANGRY -7252, BULLOCK -17807, THUNDERHEAD -6582, HYDRO ON THE D-LO -13636, 
HAVARTI -6939, EPHEMERA 29954, DA1 -6572, A.W. MERRICK -17446, and BOROMIR -6729.

The least popular fighter this week was SAN TROPEZ -12593.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MOSE MANUEL -17724, SWORD RUIN 11720, ELECTRIO OPEN -7238, BODY 
BAG 1 -6570, BOROMIR -6729, A.W. MERRICK -17446, DA1 -6572, EPHEMERA 29954, HAVARTI 
-6939, and HYDRO ON THE D-LO -13636.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

ANGRY (82--7252) DON'T MAKE SANDY