Date   : 06/26/2007    Duedate: 07/23/2007


DM-83    TURN-2

This Weeks Top Honors


(83-88) [2-0-0,21]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

                               WORLDS OF HONOR (14)
                               (83-88) [2-0-0,21]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ANUBIS                         TORCH
PANTHEON (28)                  WORLDS OF HONOR (14)
(83-159) [1-1-1,5]             (83-91) [2-0-0,17]



Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WORLDS OF HONOR (14)        38
2. DARK CARNIVAL (31)          36      THE MISFITS (7)
3. CIXELSID HEROES (11)        32      Unchartered Team
4. DEATH'S CHOSEN (17)         26
5. DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (4)       24       (-1)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*OLDIES (5)                 8   2  0 80.0   1/ 1*OLDIES (5)                8  2 0
 2/ 2*PUNY ORC PELOTON (8)       8   2  0 80.0   2/ 2*PUNY ORC PELOTON (8)      8  2 0
 3- 4*JUST CHILLIN' (15)         4   1  2 80.0   3/ 5*BAD SIGNS (24)            7  3 2
 4/ 0*DARK CARNIVAL (31)         4   1  0 80.0   4/ 6*AAAARRGH HAMMERZ (3)      7  3 1
 5/ 5*BAD SIGNS (24)             7   3  2 70.0   5/13*WORLDS OF HONOR (14)      7  3 0
 6/ 6*AAAARRGH HAMMERZ (3)       7   3  1 70.0   6/ 7*SHADOWBLADE (2)           6  4 1
 7/12*WORLDS OF HONOR (14)       7   3  0 70.0   7/10*OLLIS HEROES (27)         6  4 0
 8/ 7*SHADOWBLADE (2)            6   4  1 60.0   8/17*FEMME FATALE (25)         5  5 0
 9/10*OLLIS HEROES (27)          6   4  0 60.0   9- 4*JUST CHILLIN' (15)        4  1 2
10/ 0*CIXELSID HEROES (11)       3   2  0 60.0  10/ 0*DARK CARNIVAL (31)        4  1 0
11- 9*CHAPEL OF THE GHOUL (21)   3   2  0 60.0  11/ 3*PANTHEON (28)             4  6 3
12/17*FEMME FATALE (25)          5   5  0 50.0  12/ 8*THE ASCENDANTS (10)       4  6 0
13/ 3*PANTHEON (28)              4   6  3 40.0  13/21*DEATH'S CHOSEN (17)       4  6 0
14/24*DEATH'S CHOSEN (17)        4   6  0 40.0  14/18*CIRCUS MAXIMUS (29)       4  6 0
15/ 8*THE ASCENDANTS (10)        4   6  0 40.0  15/12*WETWORKS (30)             4  6 0
16/18*CIRCUS MAXIMUS (29)        4   6  0 40.0  16/ 0*CIXELSID HEROES (11)      3  2 0
17/15*WETWORKS (30)              4   6  0 40.0  17- 9*CHAPEL OF THE GHOUL (21)  3  2 0
18/ 0*DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (4)      2   3  0 40.0  18/11*REJECTS (13)              3  7 1

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-13*ZEITGEIST (18)             2   3  0 40.0  19/16*AQUA TEENS (22)           3  7 0
20-14*DESOLATE ONES (19)         2   3  0 40.0  20/19*RAVAGING LORDS (23)       3  7 0
21/11*REJECTS (13)               3   7  1 30.0  21/22*BRUTAL GODS (26)          3  7 0
22/23*INVIDIOTS (16)             3   7  0 30.0  22/20*INVIDIOTS (16)            3  7 0
23/16*AQUA TEENS (22)            3   7  0 30.0  23/ 0*DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (4)     2  3 0
24/20*RAVAGING LORDS (23)        3   7  0 30.0  24-14*ZEITGEIST (18)            2  3 0
25/22*BRUTAL GODS (26)           3   7  0 30.0  25-15*DESOLATE ONES (19)        2  3 0
26-19*THE WAR GOD'S OWN (20)     1   4  0 20.0  26-24*THE WAR GOD'S OWN (20)    1  4 0
27-21*EVE OF DESTRUCTION (12)    1   4  0 20.0  27-23*EVE OF DESTRUCTION (12)   1  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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     "Spirit of the times indeed," Michael reviewed the illusionary reproductions of
his newest stable's first official fights.  As he'd predicted, Cyclidia and
Paraldoxia had managed to earn a victory, while Two-Tone Stone and Kornoth had not.
He'd hoped that Kas of Ys would eke out a win, but such was not to be.  She'd given
it a valiant effort though.
     Setting Kas' fight to loop, he turned to speak with his guest, "I'm simply not
well versed enough in Chaos Theory to give you a precise answer, Azaziel," Michael
shrugged and gestured to the brutal struggle playing out behind him, "her fight is a
perfect example."
     Azaziel's shadowy form seemed pensive, "Then your numerous compilations are for
naught, yes?"
     Michael frowned, "Far from it," his mercurial right hand shifted in a swift
fluid motion, "my expertise lies in contingency and the dedicated application of
thorough research," he place his silvery palm on the control plate for Morngrym's
ingenious projector!  As he did so, the room's lighting dimmed and a complex
mathematical diagram spun into being.  It portrayed a stripped down three-dimensional
androgynous figure at its sore, with odd symbols and formulae in electric blue at
various points.
     He glanced back at Azaziel, "The symbology is S--"
     "Sumerian," Azaziel chuckled, "I am familiar with it Michael, alien to this
world though it is."
     Michael nodded, "Of course," turning back to the display he began to highlight
specific portions of the array, "the soul you've presented has potential, but without
the inclusion of luck," at this point numerous points flared brilliant red, "it
doesn't safely allow for any 'extraordinary' ability."
     With that, the display shifted radically to portray a far more intricate design.
The female figure at the center of this tangled web was far more fully recognizable,
with far less scarlet notation, "Once you finalize your decision I'll be able to fill
in a lot of those questionable points," he gestured to the visual, "like Paraldoxia
here.  I would never have been able to predict all the variables," dozens of points
lit up at this, "now, I only have a handful left to decipher," all but a few of the
points winked out.
     He brought Azaziel's prospect back up, and then turned to face him, "If
Blackstorm comes through with the information I've requested, I'll be able to isolate
even more positions," he sighed and rubbed his temples, "life can never be
crystallized, Azaziel.  Chaos is change, it's the power of creation.  Death is the
entropy of final law, where all factors finalize, as you well know," he stared into
the simulated image for a moment before continuing, "I can evaluate your prospect,
Azaziel, but the moment you quicken this soul," he gestured to the complex array, "it
enters the realm of Chaos."
     Azaziel silently studied the intricate diagram Michael had complied.  Finally,
he nodded, "It will do," he turned, and just as swiftly was gone.
     Michael glanced at the diagram one last time before bringing Kas' fight back up.
There was much left to do, and though he'd meant what he'd told Azaziel about life
being to erratic to statistically lock, it didn't mean he'd quit trying to do just

As wisps of shadow betwixt light
 Wrap 'round my battered shell,
I glance again toward endless night
 And hear Death's tolling bell...

          ~M. L. Eldritch

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						   Telorinthe Tribune
						 City of Bells Bulletin
						   Aaaarrgh Arcade Accouterment
						 by Hammer the WordSmith
						  Chronicle the Second

     "Deliver the poor and needy; rescue them out of the hand of the wicked." --
Psalms 82:4 Amplified

Blood is Thicker than Water

     Hammer signed the papers and politely pushed them across the table to
ArenaMaster Salgreid who was ordering more Bloody Elven Tonic at his good fortune of
being in the company of such famous people.  He too had heard the whispered tales of
the part Hammer and GrimmDorr had played in the Great InterDimensional Elven Wars.
     "What an honor it is to finally meet the owner of the Aaaarrgh Arcade and newest
member of the Council of the Four Estates!" boomed the Orc as he quaffed another
Bloody Elven Tonic for good measure.
     Hammer raised his left eyebrow in a curious response to what the ArenaMaster had
just announced.  GrimmDorr grunted in response, but years of experience had steeled
them both to expect the unexpected when it came to Elven matters, whether from along
the corridors of the Time/Space/Dimensions continuum or here in the regions of
      There was something oddly familiar about all this construction and Hammer had
guessed that the whereabouts of his missing companions would no longer be hidden.
After all, there were the telltale signs of the gaming establishments in this
"Gladiatorial Mall" and a Weapons Factory and Flower Shoppe that somehow all belonged
to the veteran manager and pointed to only one possible culprit behind this
     Someone with enough stealth and influence to oversee the construction of this
Aaaarrgh Arcade while the veteran manager's attention was diverted to other matters
and Someone with the connections to make sure that Hammer had a seat on the Council
of Four Estates because of his legendary affiliation with the Great InterDimensional
Elven Wars that had brought the veteran manager to Alastari as the Guardian of the
Elven Treasure Trove.
     Then there were the curious paintings hanging in the secret conclave that could
only have been created by a certain Elven woman that Hammer had last seen in Morya,
longer than the veteran manager had cared to remember for the pain her absence had
     ArenaMaster Salgreid slammed his tankard to the table and let out a belch that
the serving wench received as a compliment as a friendly pinch on her behind signaled
yet another order of a Bloody Elven Tonic for himself and a Minted Elven Tonic for
Hammer and a Ginger Elven Tonic for GrimmDorr the Warrior Dwarf.
     "Now there is the matter of instituting a Players Council for the integrity of
Telorinthe Arena!" bellowed the uncharacteristically joyful Orc.  But then again, an
arena full of warriors meant plenty of potential blood to be shed by the ArenaMaster
and his minions in the Dark Arena of the New No Tourney Slow Arena!  No wonder the
Warrior Orc was in such a jovial mood with the prospect of slaying some non-tourney
enhanced warriors!
     "Hammer the WordSmith will find a suitable printing facility here within the
Aaaarrgh Arcade establishment from whence an announcement can be circulated in the
Telorinthe Arena newsletter to alert the assembled managers regarding the required
nominating and voting process for the Arena 83 Player Council," bellowed ArenaMaster
Salgreid as he struggled to his feet and tucked the AAAARRGH HAMMERZ signed
registration papers into his official Gladiatorial Commission pouch.
     Hammer and GrimmDorr exchanged knowing glances as they bid ArenaMaster Salgreid
a courteous retreat for the night, before a pair of young lovelies took the friends
by the arm for a personal escort to view the new enterprise that bore the Hammer


     The opening round of the New Slow Arena No Tourney Arena had indeed produced
some surprising results.  The legendary Coach of The Consortium family had been
thwarted in seizing the Top Team Honors for his Oldies stable by the manager of the
Puny Orc Peloton stable as each had garnered 5-0 records.
     Phantasm of Pantheon proved to be managing the deadliest stable with 3 kills out
of 4 wins.  Not that the manager of Just Chillin had not tried his best to take the
honor with 2 Kills and 4 wins!  The manager of Bad Signs had also logged a Kill with
4 wins!  Hammer was quite content to open with 4 wins, because the Kills would
certainly follow!
     A total of 24 stables had made it to the opening round in Telorinthe Arena, but
at least 5 managers had failed to arrive with their stables:  Teams 4, 6, 7, 9 and 11
were unaccounted for and there may well have been others registered with numbers
above 30 that had also failed to arrive in time!
     Congratulations were in order for Kendrick StormBlade who managed to guide his
gladiator Marcus Rushlock of The War God's Own to the DuelMasters Throne in spite of
his stable's 1-4 record for the opening cycle!
     A total of Seven Warriors were Slain in the opening round and nary a one to the
Dark Arena!  That would soon change beginning with the results of Round Two!


     The young lovelies had escorted Hammer and GrimmDorr to the spacious living
quarters prepared for the unsuspecting owner of the Aaaarrgh Arcade.  Generous
portions of flavored foods and more generous tankards of Elven Ale were presented by
beautiful serving girls with their generous attributes that brought comfort to the
weary travelers.
     Before long the veteran manager was aware of a familiar presence that had crept
into the room mere moments ago!  It had been too long since the companions had
greeted one another and swapped tales of the Great InterDimensional Elven Wars and
countless other adventures from years gone by!
     Why bore you with the details of the reunion of Hammer, GrimmDorr and ElGon the
Warrior Elf who had masterminded the building and construction of the Aaaarrgh
Arcade.  Suffice it to say that the trio fellowshipped late into the night and laid
their plans for further adventures in and around The City of Bells!


     SomeWhere Deep within the Forests Pine, Hammer located the Shrine in the Forest
where the loveliest of young elves was occupied with her paintings and reflections of
meditations under the canopy of the Rivelmir Mountains and the song of nearby
plunging waterfalls.  It was here that Hammer was reunited with the lovely GimLee who
owed her life to the veteran manager for a FarAway and LongAgo rescue!
     There are reunions public and reunions private!  This reunion was the latter
kind as GimLee threw her arms around the veteran manager's neck and smothered Hammer
with kisses as she clung to him as though she would never let go ever again!


     It was another reunion to behold in private as Hammer and GrimmDorr made their
way to Mahalummah's Weapons Shoppe.  They were pleasantly surprised to learn that
Mishbawth was sailing the shipments up and down the Nhirivin River and out across the
Storm Sea.  Among his crew were Mappates, Madkawraw's Law, Makkeh Killer, Holy
Mackerel, Great Barracuda, Bubba Bluegill and Tiger Shark.
     ElGon the Warrior Elf had summoned all of Hammer's Lord Protectors to help
employ the poor and needy in the various enterprises of the Aaaarrgh Arcade empire!
     Daisy, Poppy and Tiger Lily were assigned to Hammerz Flower Shoppe and were
producing a healthy profit on a daily basis!
     As for the gladiatorial training facilities it was evident that Mahatsawd, Lucky
Lady and Wild Card were proving to be more than adequate teachers until GrimmDorr was
able to assume the reigns of training!
     There were others whose whereabouts were presently unknown, but Telorinthe the
City of Bells would soon prove to be a haven and a stronghold for those pledged to
the cause that had brought Hammer and his friends to the realm of Alastari and
WhereEver and WhenEver in the days of future to be!


     SomeWhere BeNeath the City of Bells far below the ruins and decay lies a network
of sewers that wind endlessly and connect to the Nhirivin River.  There are secret
places in that network of sewers where secrets long dead and secrets yet alive await
     There are some strange goings on beneath the City of Bells!  Dark Secrets about
to be....

					  **** Special Announcement ****
						 Arena 83 Player Council

     Hammer is serving as the Duel Moderator aka Duelerator until the five member PC
[Player Council] is officially in place.
     During Turns 1-3 any prospective PC candidates may be added to the following
list of PC candidates who have already declared their candidacy on either the DM / D2
Forums or on Baphomet's website Forums [www.freepowerboards.com/baphometd2]
     Current Candidates include
     Any other interested PC candidates may openly declare their nomination for
consideration in the voting process by posting a P-ad in the Arena 83 newsletter on
either T-2 or T-3 and it will be up to the arena managers to choose which five
candidates will serve on the five-member Players Council.
     All DM 83 managers are requested to submit their votes for Five (5) candidates
either by Diplo Note to Baphomet manager of Circus Maximus (29) in Arena 83 or
SnailMail your votes to the following address:
     Rick Stringer
     13 St Michaels Ct
     Elkton, MD  21921
     SnailMailing your votes may prove to be a quicker option rather than the Diplo
because Arena 83 is a Slow Arena and the Diplos have to arrive at RSI in plenty of
time to place in Baphomet's Arena 83 newsletter.
     Another quicker option is to log on at Baphomet's website and submit your votes
to him via a Friendly PM [Personal Message]
     Baphomet has proven himself to be a man of integrity as witnessed in the DM/D2
Community by his honest and straightforward hosting of the past two Turf War contests
in DM 47
     Baphomet will post a current voting list in the T-4 newsletter [and probably on
one of his website Forums] and the Final Votes will be Tabulated up to and including
Saturday September 8, which gives Baphomet enough time to Post the Official Results
of the Player Council membership vote in the T-5 newsletter due dated September 17.
     Player Council members will serve for a term of fifteen (15) turns beginning on
T-6 and concluding on T-20.
     Plans are for a vote to take place around T-15 to determine the need for an
additional term of service for an extended Player Council to be voted upon in like
manner as the first term members were voted.  However, this vote will include the
option of appointing someone to oversee the integrity of the No Tourney Slow Arena
beyond T-20 which would dissolve the Players Council at that time.
     The P-ad nomination declarations for Players Council membership and the
subsequent voting process is to both accommodate and include those Slow Arena
managers who do NOT have online internet access to either the DM/D2 Forums or to
Baphomet's website Forums and who choose to actively participate in this process.
     A Pledge was signed by all participating managers stipulating that a Player
Committee to oversee the arena would be implemented to help assure that the arena
would remain free of any tourney experienced or any tourney prize-enhanced warriors.
     This is the agreement that Deke negotiated with RSI to open the No Tourney Arena
and we are obligated to honor that agreement to get this Great Arena Experience
     Although some managers have understandably questioned the necessity for having
such a committee, we are abiding by our Pledges to get the arena underway as was
negotiated in good faith by Deke with RSI.
     Initially the Player Council members will monitor the Tournament Violations [if
any] and serve as a sounding board for any managers who are beset by real life
circumstances that prohibit them from running a full stable in Arena 83.
     This also includes but is not limited to monitoring managers dodging Blood Feuds
by deactivating their stable or warrior(s) after a Kill.  The Player Council will
alert RSI about any discovered Tourney Offenses for the Immediate Deletion of any
warriors who fight in a Tourney and also to Delete Any Replacement Warriors that are
Created from a Tournament Replacement Sheet if the offender Died in a Tournament.
     As for stables dodging Blood Feuds or going inactive for a period of three (3)
consecutive turns without any communication from the inactive manager(s) with the
Player Council members to explain such actions, the PC members will contact RSI to
recommend the offending stable(s) be Banished from Arena 83 to DragonHead Arena DM 72
and that the offending manager not be allowed to enter another stable and Pledge in
Arena 83 for a period of three (3) months from the date of transfer of his/her

"May Your Blades Be Sharp and Your Wits Sharper!"
Minister of War
Arena 83 Duelerator

                  + ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ Telorinthe ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +

     The first cycle of fights had gone well.  Arenamaster Salgreid took pleasure in
that, though he knew it was not his own doing.  At least, not wholly so.  The
managers and gladiators, though mostly foreign, had been courteous, enthusiastic, and
above all open-handed in their spending.  This pleased the local population,
especially in contrast to the debacle of the latest caravan from Serevada.  By what
authority did the Sultan make such demands of a free city?
     Salgreid took a deep breath and let it out slowly, willing his anger to go with
it.  The matter of the Sultan was King Jesselorne's business.  His worry, his
decision.  He, all of them here, had hesitated over forging an alliance of sorts with
the Grey Witch of Alastari.  That was apparently the heart of the Sultan's aggressive
stance, too; Serevada didn't like that alliance so near its border.  Not to be
wondered at, since the Grey Witch tolerated the worship of the demon Kjarran, long
outlawed in Serevada.
     Salgreid grinned, baring the tusks of his orcish heritage.  It would do
Telorinthe no harm in days to come to have all these new and restless warriors
around.  A few more brawls in the Low Town was a small price to pay for an added
sword--or a hundred swords--in defense  So let the Sultan take his demand for tribute
and hostages and eat it!
     The arenamaster swept a last critical glance over his small domain and nodded.
Fresh sand, raked into subtle patterns.  Seats clean, the stands spotless.  Special
boxes for the locally rich and important, for the managers, for the king's guests,
all furbished with cushions and sunshades and little tables to hold drinks and
snacks.  Servants of the arena in their livery ready to serve.  All was prepared for
the second cycle of fights.
     All would be well.

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for TOURNEY ARENA.  The guys at FEMME FATALE 
like really pulled together to get a 3-2-0 this turn, moving up by 9.  What was the 
name of that team who got 5-0-0 this turn for a total 7-3-0 you ask?  (Sure)  WORLDS 
OF HONOR's their name, and fighting's their game!  I talked to DARK CARNIVAL's 
manager before the fights.  He said, "We're gonna do good."  And look at this:  
4-1-0!  Psychic, or what!  MVP award for BRITTNEY SKYE?  FEMME FATALE's proud of him 
after beating TYLER'S EVIL TWIN and getting 14 points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  
SCREWBALL HAMMER's match with MEATWAD cost her a loss of 6 points!  What a putz!  
MARCUS RUSHLOCK fights so hard to be Duelmaster, then quits fighting and loses the 
title.  No one said he was a genius...  Was that a tear I saw in TREVOR'S STAR's eye, 
as she took over Duelmastership?  And wasn't GOLDEN SOMBRERO fit to be tied!  I hear 
the top team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep.  They want photogenic 
fighters for PR photos.   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  The warriors 
of ZEITGEIST must be getting lonely.  They were the most avoided team.  Do you guys 
know something that I don't?  I don't know what DEATH'S CHOSEN's been doing.  They 
certainly haven't been accepting many fights from ZEITGEIST, that's fer sher.  Can 
WORLDS OF HONOR's TREVOR'S STAR be more popular than me?  She was challenged the 
most, but is that really the same?  ROYAL RAGE HAMMER must not be a good enough 
fighter to get in fair fights.  She challenged BAD THINGS.  9 is a big difference.  
(Well, that's what they tell me.) I thought ROYAL RAGE HAMMER showed great skill and 
promise when she defeated BAD THINGS.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  Like was that some Bloodfeud, or what?  
(RIZZYN vs. FI, that is.) IRONHEAD bloodfeuded (is that a word?) ANUBIS for revenge 
over some guy's bad fortune.  Was it really worth it?  Hey you guys, don't you think 
your families would like to hear from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I gotta leave.  TOURNEY ARENA is like such a dump, and you 
guys smell too much!  Its been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TREVOR'S STAR 88              2   0  0    21       WORLDS OF HONOR (14)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JUBILEE 173                   2   0  0    18       WETWORKS (30)
 TORCH 91                      2   0  0    17       WORLDS OF HONOR (14)
 EAGLE 166                     2   0  0    17       CIRCUS MAXIMUS (29)
 MONSTER 30                    2   0  1    16       SHADOWBLADE (2)
 ROID FLOYD 61                 2   0  0    16       PUNY ORC PELOTON (8)
 BUZZ 155                      2   0  0    16       OLLIS HEROES (27)
 BLOODY STOOL 143              2   0  0    16       BAD SIGNS (24)
 LYRIAL 103                    2   0  0    15       DEATH'S CHOSEN (17)
 BRITTNEY SKYE 144             1   1  0    15       FEMME FATALE (25)
 GENERICKY 100                 2   0  0    14       INVIDIOTS (16)
 HAWK 167                      2   0  0    14       CIRCUS MAXIMUS (29)
 ROYAL RAGE HAMMER 37          2   0  0    14       AAAARRGH HAMMERZ (3)
 DRAGGIN' MAIN 44              2   0  0    14       OLDIES (5)
 STEAL HOME 138                2   0  1    13       BAD SIGNS (24)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LILLIPUTAIN LEVI 62           2   0  0    13       PUNY ORC PELOTON (8)
-MARCUS RUSHLOCK 121           1   0  0    13       THE WAR GOD'S OWN (20)
 RIZZYN 104                    1   1  0    13       DEATH'S CHOSEN (17)
 MEATWAD 129                   1   1  0    13       AQUA TEENS (22)
 ERRANT EARWIG 42              1   0  0    12       DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (4)
 TORPORTLY 102                 1   1  0    12       INVIDIOTS (16)
-SNOW DAY 96                   1   0  1    11       JUST CHILLIN' (15)
-SIBERIAN EXPRESS 95           1   0  1    11       JUST CHILLIN' (15)
 GOBLIN 171                    1   1  0    11       WETWORKS (30)
-ORGAN GRINDER 124             1   0  0    11       CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
 FOE 85                        1   1  0    11       REJECTS (13)
 MR. ELBIDERCNI 74             1   0  0    11       CIXELSID HEROES (11)
 OUTLANDER HAMMER 33           2   0  0    10       AAAARRGH HAMMERZ (3)
 CONFESSION 47                 2   0  0    10       OLDIES (5)
 LIGHTNING ROD 174             1   0  0    10       DARK CARNIVAL (31)
-CHAOS CHAMPION 81             1   0  0    10       EVE OF DESTRUCTION (12)
 THE GEEK 175                  1   0  0    10       DARK CARNIVAL (31)
 IRONHEAD 133                  1   1  0    10       RAVAGING LORDS (23)
 ECAPS GHOST 76                1   0  0    10       CIXELSID HEROES (11)
 WIDOWMAKER 134                2   0  0     9       RAVAGING LORDS (23)
 EUCHRE 45                     2   0  0     9       OLDIES (5)
 DARK MASTER 29                2   0  0     9       SHADOWBLADE (2)
 BLOOD DEMON 28                1   1  0     9       SHADOWBLADE (2)
 MANTICORE 92                  1   1  0     9       WORLDS OF HONOR (14)
 BASILISK 90                   1   1  0     9       WORLDS OF HONOR (14)
 STABBITY CLOWN 178            1   0  0     9       DARK CARNIVAL (31)
 NAMTAB 73                     1   0  0     9       CIXELSID HEROES (11)
 CALLOUS COCKROACH 38          1   0  0     9       DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (4)
 TAUTROSA 154                  2   0  0     8       OLLIS HEROES (27)
 TAYLOR RAIN 145               2   0  0     8       FEMME FATALE (25)
 DETOUR 141                    1   1  1     8       BAD SIGNS (24)
 AZRCAAL 105                   1   1  0     8       DEATH'S CHOSEN (17)
 BAD BAD BASSO 58              2   0  0     7       PUNY ORC PELOTON (8)
 MUTAGENIC HAMMER 35           1   1  1     7       AAAARRGH HAMMERZ (3)
 GILLIGAN 152                  1   1  0     7       BRUTAL GODS (26)
 TENNEROCK 71                  1   1  0     7       THE ASCENDANTS (10)
 JENNA HAZE 146                1   1  0     7       FEMME FATALE (25)
 OSSERC 70                     1   1  0     6       THE ASCENDANTS (10)
 WASUIZ 157                    1   1  0     6       OLLIS HEROES (27)
-PARALDOXIA 112                1   0  0     6       ZEITGEIST (18)
 SEAFORD 9 89                  1   1  0     6       WORLDS OF HONOR (14)
 3RD AND 98 142                1   1  0     6       BAD SIGNS (24)
 BEARDED LADY 176              1   0  0     6       DARK CARNIVAL (31)
 ANUBIS 159                    1   1  1     5       PANTHEON (28)
 BES 163                       1   1  1     5       PANTHEON (28)
 FI 84                         1   1  1     5       REJECTS (13)
 ISIS 160                      1   1  1     5       PANTHEON (28)
-CYCLIDIA 111                  1   0  0     5       ZEITGEIST (18)
-NOCTURNAL RITES 127           1   0  0     5       CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
-CHANGE 114                    1   0  0     5       DESOLATE ONES (19)
-SIN EATER 123                 1   0  0     5       CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
-CONTROL 116                   1   0  0     5       DESOLATE ONES (19)
 GODDLESS BUNNY 153            1   1  0     5       BRUTAL GODS (26)
 LETTER SWEATER 43             1   1  0     4       OLDIES (5)
 MASTER SHAKE 128              1   1  0     4       AQUA TEENS (22)
 TRAKE 72                      1   1  0     4       THE ASCENDANTS (10)
 GOLDEN SOMBRERO 139           1   1  0     4       BAD SIGNS (24)
 FHUME 86                      1   1  0     4       REJECTS (13)
 HATHOR 162                    1   1  0     4       PANTHEON (28)
 PEP RALLY 46                  1   1  0     4       OLDIES (5)
 PIERCE LEGWEAK 59             1   1  0     4       PUNY ORC PELOTON (8)
 KATJA KASSIN 148              1   1  0     4       FEMME FATALE (25)
 TYLER'S EVIL TWIN 60          1   1  0     4       PUNY ORC PELOTON (8)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VENDAGORE HAMMER 34           1   1  0     4       AAAARRGH HAMMERZ (3)
 VENOM 169                     1   1  0     4       WETWORKS (30)
 SCREWBALL HAMMER 36           1   1  0     4       AAAARRGH HAMMERZ (3)
 FRYLOCK 131                   1   1  0     4       AQUA TEENS (22)
-WIND CHILL 94                 1   0  0     4       JUST CHILLIN' (15)
 VODI 158                      1   1  0     4       OLLIS HEROES (27)
 FENER 68                      1   1  0     4       THE ASCENDANTS (10)
 KRYPTONITE 149                1   1  0     4       BRUTAL GODS (26)
 LICH KING 32                  1   1  0     4       SHADOWBLADE (2)
-SUB ARCTIC 97                 1   0  0     3       JUST CHILLIN' (15)
 THE AXE 135                   0   2  0     2       RAVAGING LORDS (23)
 DAYGA 151                     0   2  0     2       BRUTAL GODS (26)
 GOSSIPID 99                   0   2  0     2       INVIDIOTS (16)
 BRATUS MAXIMUS 168            0   2  0     2       CIRCUS MAXIMUS (29)
 SLYDAC 106                    0   2  0     2       DEATH'S CHOSEN (17)
 BRIANA BANKS 147              0   2  0     2       FEMME FATALE (25)
 TOXIN 172                     0   2  0     2       WETWORKS (30)
 MOONITE 132                   0   2  0     2       AQUA TEENS (22)
 CARL 130                      0   2  0     2       AQUA TEENS (22)
 KALLOR 69                     0   2  0     2       THE ASCENDANTS (10)
 BAD THINGS 150                0   2  0     2       BRUTAL GODS (26)
 AMUN 161                      0   2  0     2       PANTHEON (28)
 BRIGAND 31                    0   2  0     2       SHADOWBLADE (2)
 PIGEON 165                    0   2  0     2       CIRCUS MAXIMUS (29)
 EYE 180                       0   1  0     1       REJECTS (13)
 DOGFACED BOY 177              0   1  0     1       DARK CARNIVAL (31)
-KEARITHA 118                  0   1  0     1       THE WAR GOD'S OWN (20)
-ICE MAKER 93                  0   1  0     1       JUST CHILLIN' (15)
-UNHOLY CONFESSION 125         0   1  0     1       CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
-COURAGE 115                   0   1  0     1       DESOLATE ONES (19)
 RAZOR 182                     0   1  0     1       WETWORKS (30)
-GURTHANG 120                  0   1  0     1       THE WAR GOD'S OWN (20)
 ISHTAR 184                    0   1  0     1       DEATH'S CHOSEN (17)
 TOA JALLER 183                0   1  0     1       OLLIS HEROES (27)
-KARYN TALFRESSA 119           0   1  0     1       THE WAR GOD'S OWN (20)
-SOULOST 82                    0   1  0     1       EVE OF DESTRUCTION (12)
-MORBID ANGEL 126              0   1  0     1       CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
 PRAYING MANTIS 40             0   1  0     1       DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (4)
-KORNOTH 108                   0   1  0     1       ZEITGEIST (18)
-DARKLING 78                   0   1  0     1       EVE OF DESTRUCTION (12)
-KAS OF YS 109                 0   1  0     1       ZEITGEIST (18)
 NAMREPUS 75                   0   1  0     1       CIXELSID HEROES (11)
 TOXIC TAPEWORM 41             0   1  0     1       DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (4)
-AILEEN MOONCROW 122           0   1  0     1       THE WAR GOD'S OWN (20)
-CHAOS RUNE 79                 0   1  0     1       EVE OF DESTRUCTION (12)
-DOOM KNIGHT 80                0   1  0     1       EVE OF DESTRUCTION (12)
 MAUVE MOSQUITO 39             0   1  0     1       DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (4)
 REPUS GROVER 77               0   1  0     1       CIXELSID HEROES (11)
-CONFLICT 117                  0   1  0     1       DESOLATE ONES (19)
-TWO-TONE STONE 110            0   1  0     1       ZEITGEIST (18)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
VULTURE 164            0  2 0 CIRCUS MAXIMUS 29     MONSTER 30              2         
LARKYN 107             0  1 0 DEATH'S CHOSEN 17     FI 84                   1 JUST REV
CHOICE 113             0  1 0 DESOLATE ONES 19      ISIS 160                1         
INCENSELESS 98         0  2 0 INVIDIOTS 16          DETOUR 141              2         
STUPIDDLE 101          0  2 0 INVIDIOTS 16          MUTAGENIC HAMMER 35     2         
PRIVIS RIHARD 156      0  1 0 OLLIS HEROES 27       STEAL HOME 138          1         
INHUMAN 137            0  2 0 RAVAGING LORDS 23     WURM KIN 27             2 NONE    
BRAINLESS 179          0  1 0 RAVAGING LORDS 23     SPYMASTER 22            2 NONE    
THE MANGLER 136        0  1 0 RAVAGING LORDS 23     ANUBIS 159              1 JUST REV

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
SMELL 181              0  1 0 REJECTS 13            BANDIT PRINCE 25        2 NONE    
FE 83                  0  1 0 REJECTS 13            SNOW DAY 96             1         
ENGLISH MAN 87         0  1 0 REJECTS 13            BES 163                 1         
CARNAGE 170            0  1 0 WETWORKS 30           SIBERIAN EXPRESS 95     1         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

     Here is what I have for a manager list.  These are teams listed in last turn's
     newsletter.  If anyone has any additions/corrections, just let me know! -- The
     Saint, keeper of lists
     AAAARRGH HAMMERZ        Hammer          OLDIES                Coach
     AQUA TEENS              ?               OLLIS HEROES          ?
     BAD SIGNS               Dark Oracle     PANTHEON              Phantasm
     BRUTAL GODS             ?               PUNY ORC PELOTON      Slugbait
     CHAPEL OF THE GHOUL     Var             RAVAGING LORDS        General Ikillu
     CIRCUS MAXIMUS          Baphomet        REJECTS               The Zoo Keeper
     DEATH'S CHOSEN          Azaziel         SHADOWBLADE           Helm
     DESOLATE ONES           Goat            THE ASCENDANTS        Wretch
     EVE OF DESTRUCTION      Blackstorm      THE WAR GOD'S OWN     Kendric Stormblade
     FEMME FATALE            JGW             WETWORKS              Savant
     INVIDIOTS               Sherman         WORLDS OF HONOR       Lord Xiang
     JUST CHILLIN'           Mr. Freeze      ZEITGEIST             Michael Eldritch

Puny Orc Peloton -- Well, as usual, Slugbait starts out on top.  A salute to the
perfection of 5-0. -- Coach, Oldies (Consortium Affiliate)

Wasuiz -- Didn't see you on Main later.  Hope I didn't hurt you too badly.  Take some
of those Ollis aspirin, and come on down. -- Draggin' Main

Gossipid -- Was that you I heard saying "Bless me Father for I have sinned; my last
confession was two months ago; I gossiped viciously"? -- Confession

Doom Knight -- Whooey!  I get an extra stripe for that one! -- Letter Sweater

Detour -- You gotta lead your aces, you know.  You'll learn. -- Euchre

Azrcaal -- Rah, rah, sis boom bah!  Goooooooo Oldies! -- Pep Rally

Greetings all you fellow Telorintheans!  We are glad to be here, and really pleased
to have you guys as company.  My Oldies are comprised of thoughts of yesteryear--
specifically the late 50's and early 60's and my youth at Cannelton High School in
deep Southern Indiana.  The team....
     Draggin' Main - what we all did in our cars those days
     Euchre - the card game of favor in that part of the world
     Confession - Catholic life and living right next to the priest's house
     Letter Sweater - cool in those days; Coach's is in the Cannelton museum
     Pep Rally - Small town Indiana is all about sports (Watch Hoosiers!)
     -- Coach

Darque Pantheon -- Hey, guy, ease up on us all!  (wink)  You have us fearing for our
lives!  Great turn.  Salute. -- Coach

Marcus Rushlock -- Many congratulations must be flowing your way, as the first
Duelmaster of Telorinthe!  We would wager all we own that you will be receiving many
MORE challenges on the next round! -- Worlds of Honor

Amun -- I am much improved since we've met.  Should we meet again, I would expect
similar results, even if not similar improvements. -- Trevor's Star

Genericky -- I wish to convey my congratulations on your victory.  Look for me again
in the future. -- Seaford 9

Vodi -- I yield to your superior scumminess.  You will be harder to defeat in our
next bout, so be prepared for a change of strategy! -- Basilisk

Kallor -- Not bad.  Not bad at all.  Now if you only SWUNG.... -- Torch

Hawk -- I need to work on a couple of crucial areas...like swinging my weapon! --

The Scribe -- Hello there! -- Worlds of Honor

Tourney Arena Arena -- Well done to all on a fine showing of teams on the first turn
of Tourney Arena Arena. -- Dark Oracle, purveyor of Bad Signs

Tourney Arena Arena -- For my first prognostication, I foresee the name of our long
beloved arena being changed. -- Dark Oracle

Privis Rihard & Ollis Heroes -- Those that attack the vitals are most often killed by
attacks to the vitals. -- Steal Home & Dark Oracle

Briana Banks -- A Golden Sombrero on a mere 16 attempts.  Not pretty. -- Golden

Euchre -- May you never draw the right bower. -- Detour

Chaos Rune -- Offside on the offence, 10 yards. -- 3rd and 98

Kearitha -- May you continue to glance blows off the armor. -- Bloody Stool

Tyler's Evil Twin -- Persistent sucker, ain't ya? *wince* -- Kornoth

Jubilee -- I tried to come back. *sigh*  Hope you appreciated the lessons. -- Kas of

Fener -- No offense, but I hate match-ups like that. -- Two-Tone Stone

Torportly -- If I claim the lead, the dance is mine!  Till next time, I salute your
effort. -- Cyclidia

Morbid Angel -- Interesting name...enjoy your lessons because I think I might come
try you later.  I've got some issues to work out in the meanwhile.  Salute! --

Hammer -- I am sending my votes to Baphomet, and would also like to nominate myself
for the Player Council...as long as my lack of online access won't prove detrimental.
I'd like to believe I am a fair-minded individual, and I am quick to utilize good ol'
"snail-mail" in response to requests or observations.  So, there you go.  Michael
Eldritch is posting his nomination. -- Michael Eldritch, mgr. Zeitgeist

The Scribe -- Listings of the DM 83 standby's?  Anything for you, but could you do me
a favor?  A team-by-manager listing...I'd hate to jump on a good friend with both
feet. *wry grin* -- M. Eldritch

     See the beginning of the personal ads. -- The Saint, keeper of lists

All -- My condolences to the fallen... (moment of silence)  However, congratulations
to Marcus Rushlock of the War God's Own!  A fitting name for the fellow who came out
on top of the pile.  Stop in by Eldritch Concoctions for a free night of drinks.
This one's on the house, Duelmaster. -- Michael Eldritch

All -- Greetings and well met!  Some of you I know, others I will soon meet.  Good
luck on the sands! -- Azaziel, mgr. Death's Chosen

Blackstorm -- So, what's really going on with the "D.E."?  Are you still with them?
Let me know, Michael and I have some interesting ideas I think you might like! --

Michael Eldritch -- Glad to see you here!  I take it the portal I opened for you
wasn't too unpleasant? -- Dark Angel Azaziel
P.S.  You really should be more careful with your quest, a certain, "frigid" woman,
by the name of Hel, was in my realm looking for you!  I sent her to the "Ninth" sold
her on the idea that "ole As" had something that interested you!  See ya around.
*wink* -- Azaziel

Hammer -- What a wonderful place you've got here!  Good job!  Now, if I could start
winning it would be even better, what d'ya think? -- Dark Angel Azaziel

FI -- First blood goes to you.  Our turn! -- Gladiators of Death's Chosen

Telorinthe Tuffies -- As far as the opening cycle P-ads were concerned this was NOT
the City of Bells, but rather the City of Ghosts!  For Shame! -- Hammer/Minister of
War/Arena 83 Duelerator

Erudite Ed. -- Please consult your files and post the names of those managers who
made Arena 83 history by at least showing up for the opening round fights! --
Hammer/Minister of War/Arena 83 Duelerator

     See the beginning of the personal ads. -- The Saint, keeper of lists

Scribe -- Looking forward to some Spots from your legendary pen! -- Hammer/Minister
of War/Arena 83 Duelerator
P.S.  No Fights Against Stand By Warriors last cycle!  No Plans for the Dark Arena!

Telorinthe Tuffies -- Only One More Turn to Declare Your Name for the Player Council
Nominations!  Voting automatically begins after T-3 newsletter P-ads!  Info was
posted in my Spot last cycle!  Have NOT written my Spot for this particular
newsletter, so consult last issue depending upon what I write! -- Hammer/Minister of
War/Arena 83 Duelerator

Vulture -- May you prosper in the arena!  Plenty of bones to pick and carcasses to
chew for you! -- Vendagore Hammer

Master Shake -- That Elvis Presley tune in the background during our fight got me
'All Shook Up!' and was I grateful to escape with my life! -- Mutagenic Hammer

Brigand -- What a Pleasant Surprise! -- Outlander Hammer

Meatwad -- You are taking quite a calculated risk with a moniker like that among all
the pointy slicey dicey weapons in this arena! -- Screwball Hammer

Bad Things -- Bad Thing for You that Bad Things Arouse My Royal Rage! -- Royal Rage

Marcus Rushlock -- Congratulations on attaining the DuelMasters Throne and being
outfitted with the T-shirt with the Target painted on the Front and Back to
Commemorate being this cycle's Most Challenged Warrior! -- Hammer/Minister of
War/Arena 83 Duelerator

Pantheon -- Spend that Free Fight Wisely for edging out my stable in the Teams On The
Move category! -- Hammer/Minister of War/Arena 83 Duelerator

Rejects -- Looks like you got a 2-for-1 deal on deaths! -- Hammer/Minister of
War/Arena 83 Duelerator

Oldies and Puny Orc Peloton -- Congratulations on Your Canceling Each Other Out for
the Top Unchartered Team and Current Top Team!  No Free Fights for You! -- Hammer/
Minister of War/Arena 83 Duelerator

Goblin -- Congratulations on your two free fights for your popularity status! --
Hammer/Minister of War/Arena 83 Duelerator

Lich King -- Least Popular and NO Free Fight to show for your accomplishment in the
newsletter!  Pity! -- Hammer/Minister of War/Arena 83 Duelerator

Phantasm -- Congratulations on the Kills!  Looks like a Busy Summer into Autumn for
You in the BloodFeud Challenges! -- Hammer/Minister of War/Arena 83 Duelerator

Telorinthe Tuffies -- Quite a few registered stables failed to activate for the
opening round in The City of Bells!  Perhaps they will find their way here!  Perhaps
there will be some Spots and P-ads to read in this issue of the Arena 83 newsletter!
-- Hammer/Minister of War/Arena 83 Duelerator
P.S.  So I will set my pen aside, get some sleep and produce a Spot on the morrow!

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

INHUMAN was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BRAINLESS was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
SMELL was murdered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
IRONHEAD subdued ANUBIS in a crowd pleasing 5 minute beginner's Bloodfeud fight.
RIZZYN slimly won victory over FI in a 2 minute brutal novice's Bloodfeud fight.
OUTLANDER HAMMER outwaited KRYPTONITE in a slow 8 minute beginner's Challenge brawl.
ISIS was beaten by GENERICKY in a popular 1 minute amateur's Challenge brawl.
VENOM was handily defeated by BLOODY STOOL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
DRAGGIN' MAIN unbelievably bested OSSERC in a 6 minute novice's Challenge duel.
TORCH defeated LICH KING in a action packed 4 minute novice's Challenge fight.
GOBLIN overpowered DAYGA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
ROYAL RAGE HAMMER savagely defeated BAD THINGS in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
AZRCAAL subdued FENER in a 1 minute novice's Challenge brawl.
SLYDAC was handily defeated by LILLIPUTAIN LEVI in a 4 minute Challenge conflict.
DETOUR viciously butchered INCENSELESS in a 2 minute amateur's Challenge bout.
GOLDEN SOMBRERO was handily defeated by TREVOR'S STAR in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
STEAL HOME unbelievably bested BES in a exciting 2 minute novice's Challenge brawl.
TOXIN was subdued by SEAFORD 9 in a exciting 1 minute novice's Challenge bout.
TENNEROCK defeated BRIGAND in a 2 minute amateur's Challenge conflict.
SCREWBALL HAMMER was viciously subdued by MEATWAD in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
JUBILEE overpowered KATJA KASSIN in a 1 minute gruesome uneven Challenge fray.
3RD AND 98 was bested by BUZZ in a 1 minute novice's Challenge bout.
ROID FLOYD overpowered VODI in a 2 minute uneven Challenge fight.
MUTAGENIC HAMMER killed STUPIDDLE in a 4 minute beginner's Challenge fight.
CONFESSION outlasted TRAKE in a dull 14 minute novice's Challenge bout.
PIERCE LEGWEAK was savagely defeated by ERRANT EARWIG in a 2 minute beginner's duel.
TYLER'S EVIL TWIN was overpowered by BRITTNEY SKYE in a 1 minute uneven competition.
BAD BAD BASSO outlasted GOSSIPID in a crowd boring 15 minute novice's fight.
KALLOR was overcome by BASILISK in a exciting 3 minute novice's fight.
PEP RALLY was defeated by STABBITY CLOWN in a 1 minute brutal novice's fight.
EUCHRE beat RAZOR in a 3 minute bloody novice's fray.
BRATUS MAXIMUS was unbelievably bested by GODDLESS BUNNY in a 8 minute fight.
HAWK demolished REPUS GROVER in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
EAGLE handily defeated ISHTAR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
PIGEON was subdued by TAUTROSA in a 5 minute novice's conflict.
FOE vanquished AMUN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
FHUME slimly lost to LYRIAL in a 2 minute amateur's bout.
LETTER SWEATER was subdued by MR. ELBIDERCNI in a 5 minute beginner's competition.
MANTICORE savagely defeated BRIANA BANKS in a 2 minute beginner's battle.
TORPORTLY demolished TOA JALLER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven conflict.
VENDAGORE HAMMER was defeated by CALLOUS COCKROACH in a 5 minute novice's brawl.
MASTER SHAKE was unbelievably bested by NAMTAB in a 3 minute amateur's melee.
CARL was luckily beaten by DARK MASTER in a 2 minute novice's match.
FRYLOCK was luckily beaten by JENNA HAZE in a tiring 15 minute beginner's fight.
MOONITE was beaten by BEARDED LADY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute novice's fray.
MONSTER slaughtered VULTURE in a 3 minute bloody one-sided match.
WIDOWMAKER beat EYE in a 2 minute novice's battle.
THE AXE was defeated by TAYLOR RAIN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute amateur's bout.
BLOOD DEMON overcame NAMREPUS in a exciting 2 minute amateur's match.
GILLIGAN luckily beat DOGFACED BOY in a 3 minute bloody novice's brawl.
WASUIZ subdued TOXIC TAPEWORM in a 1 minute amateur's battle.
HATHOR was outwaited by ECAPS GHOST in a 7 minute novice's bout.
PRAYING MANTIS was vanquished by LIGHTNING ROD in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
THE GEEK overpowered MAUVE MOSQUITO in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  21         AIMED BLOW        12 -   3 -  0      80  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     16         TOTAL PARRY       22 -   8 -  0      73  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 13         WALL OF STEEL     10 -   4 -  1      71  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 13         SLASHING ATTACK   13 -  14 -  0      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  10         BASHING ATTACK    10 -  11 -  1      48  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                   10         LUNGING ATTACK    18 -  26 -  3      41  |
|AIMED BLOW                       8         STRIKING ATTACK   14 -  23 -  3      38  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   5 -  1      38  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   6 -  0      33  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -  14 -  1      30  |

Turn   2 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      4 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  7         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         6 -  2     LUNGING ATTACK     9 - 12         3  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY       11 -  5     PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  3         2  SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     5 -  5     STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  8         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  7         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  5         1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ANUBIS 159.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
TORCH 91.  The ten other most popular fighters were LETTER SWEATER 43, OSSERC 70, 
BASILISK 90, and FI 84.

The least popular fighter this week was JENNA HAZE 146.  The other ten least popular