DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/21/2007    Duedate: 09/17/2007

TELORINTHE ARENA

DM-83    TURN-4

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ROID FLOYD
PUNY ORC PELOTON (8)
(83-61) [4-0-0,34]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

POSITION IS EMPTY              ROID FLOYD
                               PUNY ORC PELOTON (8)
                               (83-61) [4-0-0,34]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BLOOD DEMON                    EYE
SHADOWBLADE (2)                REJECTS (13)
(83-28) [2-2-1,10]             (83-180) [1-2-0,9]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

CIXELSID HEROES (11)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. CIXELSID HEROES (11)        38
2. SHADOWBLADE (2)             32      SHAGORNAN RAIDERS (9)
3. THE ASCENDANTS (10)         29      Unchartered Team
4. INVIDIOTS (16)              26
5. BAD SIGNS (24)              23      CIXELSID HEROES (11)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2*CIXELSID HEROES (11)      12   3  0 80.0   1/ 6*CIXELSID HEROES (11)     12  3 0
 2/ 4*BAD SIGNS (24)            15   5  2 75.0   2/ 2*BAD SIGNS (24)           11  4 1
 3/ 1*PUNY ORC PELOTON (8)      15   5  0 75.0   3/ 8*DARK CARNIVAL (31)       10  5 0
 4- 7*WORLDS OF HONOR (14)       7   3  0 70.0   4/ 1*PUNY ORC PELOTON (8)     10  5 0
 5/ 6*DARK CARNIVAL (31)        10   5  0 66.7   5/ 4*OLLIS HEROES (27)         9  6 0
 6/ 5*OLDIES (5)                13   7  0 65.0   6/17*INVIDIOTS (16)            8  7 1
 7/ 8*OLLIS HEROES (27)         12   8  0 60.0   7/ 3*OLDIES (5)                8  7 0
 8/11*ZEITGEIST (18)             8   7  0 53.3   8/ 9*SHADOWBLADE (2)           7  8 3
 9/ 9*AAAARRGH HAMMERZ (3)      10   9  1 52.6   9/16*THE ASCENDANTS (10)       7  8 0
10/13*SHADOWBLADE (2)           10  10  3 50.0  10/18*DEATH'S CHOSEN (17)       7  8 0
11/21*THE ASCENDANTS (10)       10  10  0 50.0  11/11*RAVAGING LORDS (23)       7  8 0
12-12*DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (4)      5   5  0 50.0  12/13*ZEITGEIST (18)            6  4 0
13/23*INVIDIOTS (16)             9  11  1 45.0  13/ 5*AAAARRGH HAMMERZ (3)      6  8 1
14/24*DEATH'S CHOSEN (17)        8  12  0 40.0  14/12*FEMME FATALE (25)         6  9 0
15/15*RAVAGING LORDS (23)        8  12  0 40.0  15- 7*WORLDS OF HONOR (14)      5  0 0
16/16*FEMME FATALE (25)          8  12  0 40.0  16-14*DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (4)     5  5 0
17-14*WETWORKS (30)              6   9  1 40.0  17/15*REJECTS (13)              5 10 0
18-18*CIRCUS MAXIMUS (29)        4   6  0 40.0  18-10*WETWORKS (30)             4  6 1

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/20*REJECTS (13)               7  13  1 35.0  19/19*BRUTAL GODS (26)          4  7 0
20/17*PANTHEON (28)              5  10  3 33.3  20-22*CIRCUS MAXIMUS (29)       2  3 0
21/22*BRUTAL GODS (26)           5  11  0 31.3  21/23*AQUA TEENS (22)           2 13 0
22/25*AQUA TEENS (22)            4  16  0 20.0  22/ 0*WATING FOR DAWN (33)      1  4 0
23/ 0*WATING FOR DAWN (33)       1   4  0 20.0  23/21*PANTHEON (28)             1  9 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

                  + ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ Telorinthe ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +

     The arena standbys met at the Broken Chain after the day's fights.  It was their
regular watering spot, and they had a room at the back.  And a lot of annoyance to go
around.
     "I thought we'd get to fight oftener," one of the Cult Members said.  "We won't
be generating much income for the Cult this way."
     "Trade you titles," one of the Embezzling Scribes answered immediately.  "You
can learn to embezzle and get LOTS of income."
     "And THEN, you can go into the arena under the title of Convicted Thief,"
snarled the man who had just done so.  "Those Alastarians must be real low-lifes, if
these--thief, deserter, assassin, all that stuff--are the kind of titles they think
true warriors should carry!"
     "It'll get better," the Ambitious Guard suggested.  "Salgreid did say that once
we settle on our roster, two or three regulars for each position, no more--" he
glanced around the room, which was packed with many more than the official seventeen
standbys, "then he'll petition the Commission to get us REAL arena names.  But as
long as there are two dozen Cult Members roiling around trying to get the slot--"  He
shrugged.  "And who among us hasn't cast a covetous eye... and maybe a covetous
finger, on something that isn't ours, or over-estimated what was owed us, or slipped
out the back way when some dumb cause turned even stupider?  I figure the arena
titles are what we make of them."
     "Easy for you to say!" the Persistent Beggar snarled.  "I was a prefectly
respectable ditch-digger before I signed on for this, and you know what the City
Fathers would say about a sudden influx of genuine beggars!  I should--"
     "You should shut up," a Kung-Fu Master said.  "It'll get straightened out.
Salgreid said so, and you know his word is good."

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Here I am, all pumped up, and ready to defend my title.  I'm a little surprised that
I was the most challenged warrior last turn.  It should be pretty obvious from my
name that I would have The Clear advantage in almost any match up.  Just look at my
ever expanding helmet size and you would have to know that I'd break any record out
there.  After all I am a giant among Orcs.  Well I'm hankering to put a hammering on
the guy just below me in the rankings.  Good luck all, you'll need it with all the
rage I have in me.

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out TELORINTHE to 
see what's new.  Too bad, PUNY ORC PELOTON, but CIXELSID HEROES was just too good to 
be stopped.  I couldn't believe it.  Did INVIDIOTS really go up by 11?  If only those 
guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  Uncool, AAAARRGH HAMMERZ.  I mean 
1-3-0 is bad.  Will they will be allowed to fight?  I say use 'em for training 
practice!  What was the name of that team who got 5-0-0 this turn for a total 10-10-0 
you ask?  (Sure)  THE ASCENDANTS' their name, and fighting's their game!  MVP award 
for DREAD?  SHADOWBLADE's proud of him after beating EMBEZZLING SCRIBE and getting 20 
points.  Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair?  I think ROID FLOYD should 
let OSKSI NOBLE be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it.  Who was the 
wiseguy that said TELORINTHE's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Welcome Wench? 
Don't look at me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  The warriors of ZEITGEIST must be getting lonely.  
They were the most avoided team.  Do you guys know something that I don't?  Is there 
some deep dark secret why DEATH'S CHOSEN's been avoiding ZEITGEIST so much?  Or is it 
just that they're too scared?  Can AAAARRGH HAMMERZ's ROYAL RAGE HAMMER be more 
popular than me?  She was challenged the most, but is that really the same?  People 
were asking me did NAMREPUS REALLY challenge BUZZ?  (all right, maybe they didn't, 
but it sounded good!) It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but BUZZ wants me 
to write about it since he was defeated by NAMREPUS.  Satisfied?   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  PEP RALLY bloodfeuded (is that a word?) 
BLOOD DEMON for revenge over some guy's bad fortune.  Was it really worth it?  Like 
was that some Bloodfeud, or what?  (TORPORTLY vs. DETOUR, that is.) Hey you guys, 
don't you think your families would like to hear from you?  Write!  (Or have someone 
write for you.)  
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it 
quits.  I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ROID FLOYD 61                 4   0  0    34       PUNY ORC PELOTON (8)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PEP RALLY 46                  3   1  0    30       OLDIES (5)
 3RD AND 98 142                3   1  0    29       BAD SIGNS (24)
 THE GEEK 175                  3   0  0    28       DARK CARNIVAL (31)
 BEARDED LADY 176              3   0  0    27       DARK CARNIVAL (31)
 BLOODY STOOL 143              4   0  0    25       BAD SIGNS (24)
 MR. ELBIDERCNI 74             3   0  0    25       CIXELSID HEROES (11)
 GOLDEN SOMBRERO 139           3   1  0    24       BAD SIGNS (24)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TORPORTLY 102                 3   1  0    23       INVIDIOTS (16)
 REPUS GROVER 77               2   1  0    22       CIXELSID HEROES (11)
 OUTLANDER HAMMER 33           4   0  0    21       AAAARRGH HAMMERZ (3)
-TREVOR'S STAR 88              2   0  0    21       WORLDS OF HONOR (14)
 NAMREPUS 75                   2   1  0    21       CIXELSID HEROES (11)
 OSSERC 70                     3   1  0    20       THE ASCENDANTS (10)
 NAMTAB 73                     3   0  0    20       CIXELSID HEROES (11)
-ERRANT EARWIG 42              2   0  0    20       DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (4)
 DREAD 202                     1   0  0    20       SHADOWBLADE (2)
 LYRIAL 103                    4   0  0    19       DEATH'S CHOSEN (17)
 VODI 158                      3   1  0    19       OLLIS HEROES (27)
 GOSSIPID 99                   2   2  1    19       INVIDIOTS (16)
 PIERCE LEGWEAK 59             3   1  0    18       PUNY ORC PELOTON (8)
 CYCLIDIA 111                  3   0  0    18       ZEITGEIST (18)
 FOE 85                        2   2  0    18       REJECTS (13)
 LETTER SWEATER 43             3   1  0    17       OLDIES (5)
-TORCH 91                      2   0  0    17       WORLDS OF HONOR (14)
-EAGLE 166                     2   0  0    17       CIRCUS MAXIMUS (29)
 KORNOTH 108                   2   1  0    17       ZEITGEIST (18)
 DARK MASTER 29                3   1  1    16       SHADOWBLADE (2)
 TAUTROSA 154                  3   1  0    16       OLLIS HEROES (27)
 ROYAL RAGE HAMMER 37          3   1  0    15       AAAARRGH HAMMERZ (3)
 IRONHEAD 133                  3   1  0    15       RAVAGING LORDS (23)
 JENNA HAZE 146                3   1  0    15       FEMME FATALE (25)
-HAWK 167                      2   0  0    14       CIRCUS MAXIMUS (29)
 FENER 68                      2   2  0    14       THE ASCENDANTS (10)
 KNOW AND DESPAIR 199          1   0  0    14       WATING FOR DAWN (33)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STEAL HOME 138                3   1  1    13       BAD SIGNS (24)
 LIGHTNING ROD 174             2   1  0    13       DARK CARNIVAL (31)
-TOXIN 172                     1   2  0    13       WETWORKS (30)
 DARK ASSASSIN 201             1   0  0    13       SHADOWBLADE (2)
 BAD BAD BASSO 58              4   0  0    12       PUNY ORC PELOTON (8)
 GENERICKY 100                 3   1  0    12       INVIDIOTS (16)
 ANUBIS 159                    2   1  1    12       PANTHEON (28)
 DETOUR 141                    2   2  1    12       BAD SIGNS (24)
 WASUIZ 157                    2   2  0    11       OLLIS HEROES (27)
 ROCKCRUSHER 191               2   0  0    11       RAVAGING LORDS (23)
 THE 192                       1   1  0    11       REJECTS (13)
 BUZZ 155                      3   1  0    10       OLLIS HEROES (27)
 DRAGGIN' MAIN 44              3   1  0    10       OLDIES (5)
 TAYLOR RAIN 145               3   1  0    10       FEMME FATALE (25)
 LILLIPUTAIN LEVI 62           3   1  0    10       PUNY ORC PELOTON (8)
 BLOOD DEMON 28                2   2  1    10       SHADOWBLADE (2)
-VENOM 169                     2   1  1    10       WETWORKS (30)
 TRAKE 72                      2   2  0    10       THE ASCENDANTS (10)
 TENNEROCK 71                  2   2  0    10       THE ASCENDANTS (10)
-GODDLESS BUNNY 153            2   1  0    10       BRUTAL GODS (26)
 MUTATED FREAK 190             1   1  0    10       RAVAGING LORDS (23)
 FI 84                         2   2  1     9       REJECTS (13)
 MONSTER 30                    2   2  1     9       SHADOWBLADE (2)
 AZRCAAL 105                   2   2  0     9       DEATH'S CHOSEN (17)
 EYE 180                       1   2  0     9       REJECTS (13)
-MANTICORE 92                  1   1  0     9       WORLDS OF HONOR (14)
-BASILISK 90                   1   1  0     9       WORLDS OF HONOR (14)
 SIMPLETONGUE 194              1   1  0     9       INVIDIOTS (16)
 ISHTAR 184                    1   2  0     9       DEATH'S CHOSEN (17)
 TWO-TONE STONE 110            1   2  0     9       ZEITGEIST (18)
 WIDOWMAKER 134                2   2  0     8       RAVAGING LORDS (23)
 KRYPTONITE 149                2   2  0     8       BRUTAL GODS (26)
 CONFESSION 47                 2   2  0     8       OLDIES (5)
-PRAYING MANTIS 40             1   1  0     8       DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (4)
 KALLOR 69                     1   3  0     8       THE ASCENDANTS (10)
-JUBILEE 173                   2   1  0     7       WETWORKS (30)
 ECAPS GHOST 76                2   1  0     7       CIXELSID HEROES (11)
 MUTAGENIC HAMMER 35           1   3  1     7       AAAARRGH HAMMERZ (3)
-MAUVE MOSQUITO 39             1   1  0     7       DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (4)
 FHUME 86                      1   3  0     6       REJECTS (13)
 RIZZYN 104                    1   3  0     6       DEATH'S CHOSEN (17)
 KATJA KASSIN 148              1   3  0     6       FEMME FATALE (25)
 BRITTNEY SKYE 144             1   3  0     6       FEMME FATALE (25)
 TYLER'S EVIL TWIN 60          1   3  0     6       PUNY ORC PELOTON (8)
 MASTER SHAKE 128              1   3  0     6       AQUA TEENS (22)
-SEAFORD 9 89                  1   1  0     6       WORLDS OF HONOR (14)
 MEATWAD 129                   1   3  0     6       AQUA TEENS (22)
 SCREWBALL HAMMER 36           1   3  0     6       AAAARRGH HAMMERZ (3)
 PARALDOXIA 112                1   2  0     5       ZEITGEIST (18)
 DOGFACED BOY 177              1   2  0     5       DARK CARNIVAL (31)
 TOA JALLER 183                1   2  0     5       OLLIS HEROES (27)
-GOBLIN 171                    1   2  0     5       WETWORKS (30)
 STABBITY CLOWN 178            1   2  0     5       DARK CARNIVAL (31)
-GILLIGAN 152                  1   2  0     5       BRUTAL GODS (26)
 KAS OF YS 109                 1   2  0     5       ZEITGEIST (18)
-CALLOUS COCKROACH 38          1   1  0     4       DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (4)
 THE AXE 135                   0   4  0     4       RAVAGING LORDS (23)
 CARL 130                      0   4  0     4       AQUA TEENS (22)
 SLYDAC 106                    0   4  0     4       DEATH'S CHOSEN (17)
-BAD THINGS 150                0   3  0     4       BRUTAL GODS (26)
 BRIANA BANKS 147              0   4  0     4       FEMME FATALE (25)
 MOONITE 132                   0   4  0     4       AQUA TEENS (22)
-DAYGA 151                     0   3  0     3       BRUTAL GODS (26)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AMUN 161                      0   3  0     3       PANTHEON (28)
-BRATUS MAXIMUS 168            0   2  0     2       CIRCUS MAXIMUS (29)
-RAZOR 182                     0   2  0     2       WETWORKS (30)
 LOTUS-EATER 193               0   2  0     2       INVIDIOTS (16)
-TOXIC TAPEWORM 41             0   2  0     2       DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (4)
 SEA OF GORE 196               0   1  0     2       WATING FOR DAWN (33)
-PIGEON 165                    0   2  0     2       CIRCUS MAXIMUS (29)
 UNIFY WITH A SPADE 200        0   1  0     1       WATING FOR DAWN (33)
 4-H 195                       0   1  0     1       OLDIES (5)
 NEVER SLEEP 197               0   1  0     1       WATING FOR DAWN (33)
 MAKE ME HOLY AGAIN 198        0   1  0     1       WATING FOR DAWN (33)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
VENDAGORE HAMMER 34    1  2 0 AAAARRGH HAMMERZ 3    VENOM 169               3         
FRYLOCK 131            2  2 0 AQUA TEENS 22         DARK MASTER 29          4         
VULTURE 164            0  2 0 CIRCUS MAXIMUS 29     MONSTER 30              2         
LARKYN 107             0  1 0 DEATH'S CHOSEN 17     FI 84                   1 REVENGED
INCENSELESS 98         0  2 0 INVIDIOTS 16          DETOUR 141              2 JUST REV
STUPIDDLE 101          0  2 0 INVIDIOTS 16          MUTAGENIC HAMMER 35     2 JUST REV
EUCHRE 45              2  1 0 OLDIES 5              BLOOD DEMON 28          3 JUST REV
PRIVIS RIHARD 156      0  1 0 OLLIS HEROES 27       STEAL HOME 138          1 REVENGED
ISIS 160               1  2 1 PANTHEON 28           WURM KIN 27             4 NONE    
HATHOR 162             1  2 0 PANTHEON 28           DARK CHAMPION 24        4 NONE    
BES 163                1  2 1 PANTHEON 28           GOSSIPID 99             4         
THE MANGLER 136        0  1 0 RAVAGING LORDS 23     ANUBIS 159              1 REVENGED
FE 83                  0  1 0 REJECTS 13            SNOW DAY 96             1         
ENGLISH MAN 87         0  1 0 REJECTS 13            BES 163                 1         
CARNAGE 170            0  1 0 WETWORKS 30           SIBERIAN EXPRESS 95     1         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Smitty will be pleased to cast a vote for Hammer, Blackstorm, Wretch, Baphomet, and
JGW for the Player Committee. -- The Consortium Elders

Congratulations to Roid Floyd, Duelmaster. -- All The Oldies

Blood Demon -- You really, really euchred me! -- Euchre (from the grave)

Demon -- Y'all be a bad'n fer makin mah Euchre kilt. -- Smitty

Buzz -- I have nothing but respect for your fine victory.  Salute. -- Confession

Rizzyn -- Sis boom bah.  Yay! -- Pep Rally

Bad Things -- Take THAT for being so bad.  I am glad to be slowing you up. --
Draggin' Main

Brittney Skye -- You can't have my sweater, but will you wear my pin? -- Letter
Sweater

Puny Orc Pelotons -- The two top team spots are yours completely--fair and square.
Salute. -- The Oldies Scribe

Vodi -- I can't believe you picked me off.  I've never been faked out by such an
obvious balk before. -- Steal Home

Azrcaal -- Please buy your mother a 'Baby's Names' book before she spawns another. --
Detour

Genericky -- I think you gave me an intentional pass to save my feelings. -- Golden
Sombrero

Widowmaker -- Someone told me to punt, but not when. -- 3rd and 98

Euchre -- Looks like a partner would have helped you out significantly. -- Detour

Coach -- We foresee you coming up with some age-old inspiration this turn. -- Dark
Oracle

Ecaps Ghost -- I could have traveled coast to coast in the time it took to fight you.
SHEESH! -- Kas of Ys

Jubilee -- Yes, I'm ugly.  You did, however, seem to learn a thing or two. -- Two-
Tone Stone

Stabbity Clown -- I HATE clowns.  Especially ones with a lot of reach.  *SHUDDER*
I'll be having Pennywise flashbacks for a week! --Cyclidia

Namtab -- I think I'll just call you 'Heavy Metal' from now on.  But please, don't
call me. -- Paraldoxia

Foe -- First blood for you, thanks to that lunge, but in the future I'd recommend
more armor, 'friend'. -Kornoth

Hammer -- My condolances on your loss.  One can only sympathize with such a personal
matter.  I am no literary artist, but if you like I will pen a few side treks to fill
our humble arena's pages.  Your call, and once again, take whatever leave you need.
In Animus Sincerus. -- Michael Eldritch

Congatulations Roid Floyd!  I've arranged for a keg of our finest to be delivered to
you (our backroom brewery recently suffered a minor 'mixing incident' and is under
remodeling this month).  Hope to see you actually defending the title next bout! --
Michael, of Eldritch Concoctions

Would the following stables kindly submit their managerial titles?  Ollis Heros [27],
Brutal Gods [26], Dark Carnival [31], Cixelsid Heros [11], and Doc Legrand's Lab [4].
I assume that the last two are Drake and Doc Legrand, respectively, but I believe
we're all aware of what happens when one assumes.  I'm asking for chronicle purposes,
and fully understand any wish to remain anonymous. -- Michael Eldritch

27 July 2007
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                        **  STORMCROWE SLAUGHTERHOUSE II   **
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                        *************************************

Years have passed since the last Slaughterhouse, but the season is right for a return
to STORMCROWE!  Join us in DM-45 for the STORMCROWE SLAUGHTERHOUSE II.

WHEN

*The actions begins TURN-263 (due approximately November 27, 2007)

WHERE

*STORMCROWE (DM 45)

HOW LONG

*13 Turns (Turns 263-275)

TEAMS

*Teams will consist of two (2) managers.  No more, no less.  Only one team allowed
per manager.  Violators will be disqualified from the competition.  Old teams and new
teams are welcome to join the competition.  Once the contest has begun (TURN 263)
managers MAY NOT exchange teams or partners.

SCORING

In the tradition of the Slaughterhouse, scoring will be simple and straight-forward.
Victory and achievements will be rewarded while defeats will be mocked and ridiculed.

+3 Win
+2 Kill (in addition to +3 Win for a total of +5)
+5 Team on the Move (Top Gainer(s) Only)
+3 Turn's Most Popular
+3 Turn's Least Popular
+5 Current Top Team (begins 3rd turn of contest)

SPECIAL SCORING CONSIDERATIONS

*Fights against teammates garner NO POINTS.

*Fights against Judith's team (Northern Lights), Arena Stand Bys and the Dark Arena
garner NO POINTS (this includes DA kills).

*Tourney participation is allowed (even encouraged), but NO POINTS will be given for
success in those endeavors.

*NO POINTS will be awarded for DM, Popularity Leader, Chartered Recognition Leader,
Top Chartered Team, Stylemasters, Top Unchartered Team, and Unchartered Recognition
Leader.  Every effort has been made to insure scoring neither benefits established
teams nor new teams.

ENTRY

Entry into the Stormcrowe Slaughterhouse is easy:

*Find a Partner

*Declare your intentions in the Stormcrowe newsletter to enter before the first turn
of the contest.  You may also email or diplo Master Darque.

*Each manager entering the Stormcrowe Slaughterhouse must submit one (1) Team Roll-Up
Certificate.  Only certificates will be accepted for entry.  All certificates
submitted will be used during the course of the contest as prizes.

PRIZES

*ENDURANCE AWARD:  One (1) +1 Bonus Potion will be given to every team that competes
in 60 of the 65 contest fights.

*KILL MASTER AWARD:  The individual manager with the most kills will receive a
Limited Immortality Potion.  This potion may be applied to one (1) warrior.  He/she
will be resurrected ONE-TIME if they are killed in Basic D2.

*TOP TEAM AWARD:  Each manager on the winning team will receive the following prize
pack for their Slaughterhouse Dominance:

*One (1) +1 Bonus Potion
*Favorites Knowledge for one (1) Warrior
*Undisclosed amount of Team RU Certificates

Special note from RSI on prizes:  All contest prizes must be used within three
months.  All contest prizes may only be used on a living warrior on the participating
contest team in DM 45.  The immortality potion may resurrect a warrior one time,
after a death in DM 45 only, after which time the potion disappears.

TIE-BREAKERS

In the unlikely event of a tie, pre-contest established tie-breakers will be
consulted to determine a winner.  The tie-breaking criteria are known to the
Moderator and RSI.  They will not be made public knowledge to avoid any exploitation.

MODERATOR

Master Darque will be serving as Master of Ceremonies for the Slaughterhouse II.  As
such, all his decisions are final.  Any rules inquiries should be directed to him.

CONTACT INFORMATION

Master Darque can be reached by Diplo in DM 45 (Darque Forces-428) or you may email
him at the following address:  rebelnerfherder at yahoo dot com.  Be sure to put
STORMCROWE in the Subject line of your Email so it can be easily spotted if sent to
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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ISIS was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
HATHOR was slaughtered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
TORPORTLY overcame DETOUR in a 2 minute novice's Bloodfeud match.
PEP RALLY vanquished BLOOD DEMON in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud brawl.
TOA JALLER was defeated by STEAL HOME in a 2 minute novice's Bloodfeud fight.
GENERICKY bested MUTAGENIC HAMMER in a 2 minute beginner's Bloodfeud brawl.
TAUTROSA overpowered CONFESSION in a unpopular 10 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
MR. ELBIDERCNI outlasted ROYAL RAGE HAMMER in a 9 minute beginner's Challenge melee.
NAMREPUS won victory over BUZZ in a 3 minute beginner's Challenge duel.
ECAPS GHOST was outlasted by JENNA HAZE in a slow 22 minute beginner's Challenge duel.
NAMTAB defeated WASUIZ in a 2 minute beginner's Challenge match.
3RD AND 98 overpowered DRAGGIN' MAIN in a 2 minute brutal one-sided Challenge fight.
BES was barely slain by GOSSIPID in a 2 minute brutal amateur's Challenge conflict.
DARK MASTER killed FRYLOCK in a unpopular 7 minute bloody novice's Challenge brawl.
AMUN was defeated by KALLOR in a 3 minute novice's Challenge duel.
KORNOTH unbelievably bested EYE in a exciting 2 minute beginner's Challenge duel.
BAD BAD BASSO outwaited SCREWBALL HAMMER in a 13 minute novice's Challenge brawl.
ANUBIS subdued MEATWAD in a 1 minute novice's Challenge bout.
MUTATED FREAK was luckily beaten by PIERCE LEGWEAK in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
TWO-TONE STONE was beaten by OSSERC in a 5 minute brutal beginner's Challenge fight.
SLYDAC was overpowered by THE GEEK in a 2 minute gruesome uneven Challenge fray.
VODI outwaited LILLIPUTAIN LEVI in a slow 20 minute novice's Challenge bout.
ROID FLOYD overpowered OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
TRAKE narrowly defeated THE AXE in a 3 minute gory novice's duel.
TENNEROCK subdued UNIFY WITH A SPADE in a action packed 1 minute novice's melee.
FENER overcame FI in a exciting 3 minute beginner's bout.
REPUS GROVER handily defeated STABBITY CLOWN in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
FOE overpowered WIDOWMAKER in a 2 minute uneven duel.
FHUME was overpowered by KNOW AND DESPAIR in a 2 minute one-sided match.
TYLER'S EVIL TWIN was defeated by LIGHTNING ROD in a 4 minute novice's fight.
LYRIAL beat NEVER SLEEP in a 2 minute beginner's bout.
RIZZYN was savagely defeated by CYCLIDIA in a 2 minute gory beginner's contest.
AZRCAAL bested MOONITE in a 1 minute novice's battle.
KAS OF YS outwaited MAKE ME HOLY AGAIN in a tiring 13 minute beginner's bout.
PARALDOXIA was subdued by SIMPLETONGUE in a 4 minute amateur's match.
MASTER SHAKE was demolished by DARK ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
CARL was luckily beaten by IRONHEAD in a crowd pleasing 4 minute novice's duel.
GOLDEN SOMBRERO subdued MONSTER in a 2 minute beginner's competition.
LETTER SWEATER beat KATJA KASSIN in a 1 minute novice's fight.
BLOODY STOOL won victory over SEA OF GORE in a exciting 1 minute amateur's duel.
BRITTNEY SKYE was overcome by ISHTAR in a 1 minute amateur's duel.
TAYLOR RAIN luckily beat LOTUS-EATER in a unpopular 13 minute gruesome novice's brawl.
BRIANA BANKS was overcome by ROCKCRUSHER in a 3 minute novice's match.
KRYPTONITE was overpowered by BEARDED LADY in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
OUTLANDER HAMMER vanquished DOGFACED BOY in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
THE handily defeated 4-H in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
DREAD vanquished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 2 minute one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  20         AIMED BLOW        24 -   5 -  0      83  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     15         TOTAL PARRY       41 -  21 -  0      66  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 12         WALL OF STEEL     17 -   9 -  2      65  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    9         SLASHING ATTACK   28 -  23 -  0      55  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  8         STRIKING ATTACK   26 -  29 -  4      47  |
|AIMED BLOW                       7         BASHING ATTACK    13 -  20 -  2      39  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    6         PARRY-RIPOSTE     14 -  24 -  2      37  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -  11 -  0      35  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         LUNGING ATTACK    29 -  55 -  3      35  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -  10 -  1      33  |

Turn   4 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         6 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  2         4  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      5 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  3         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    9 -  3     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  5         2  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -  3     LUNGING ATTACK     3 - 17         1  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  3                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        8 -  7                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       ROID FLOYD 61               4   0  0   34 PUNY ORC PELOTON (8)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BLOOD DEMON 28.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was EYE 180.  The ten other most popular fighters were MUTATED FREAK 190, FI 84, CARL 
130, ROYAL RAGE HAMMER 37, BUZZ 155, BES 163, OSSERC 70, THE AXE 135, PARALDOXIA 112, 
and TORPORTLY 102.

The least popular fighter this week was JENNA HAZE 146.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were ECAPS GHOST 76, LILLIPUTAIN LEVI 62, VODI 158, CONFESSION 47, BAD BAD 
BASSO 58, MAKE ME HOLY AGAIN 198, KAS OF YS 109, TAYLOR RAIN 145, TAUTROSA 154, and 
SCREWBALL HAMMER 36.