DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/18/2007    Duedate: 10/15/2007

TELORINTHE ARENA

DM-83    TURN-5

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PEP RALLY
OLDIES (5)
(83-46) [4-1-0,37]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

POSITION IS EMPTY              PEP RALLY
                               OLDIES (5)
                               (83-46) [4-1-0,37]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BUZZ                           EYE
OLLIS HEROES (27)              REJECTS (13)
(83-155) [3-2-0,11]            (83-180) [1-3-0,6]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

CIXELSID HEROES (11)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. PANTHEON (28)               28
2. OLDIES (5)                  26      THE MISFITS (7)
3. THE ASCENDANTS (10)         25      Unchartered Team
4. BAD SIGNS (24)              24
5. FEMME FATALE (25)           22      CIXELSID HEROES (11)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*CIXELSID HEROES (11)      17   3  0 85.0   1/ 1*CIXELSID HEROES (11)     14  1 0
 2/ 2*BAD SIGNS (24)            19   6  2 76.0   2/ 2*BAD SIGNS (24)           12  3 0
 3- 3*PUNY ORC PELOTON (8)      15   5  0 75.0   3/ 9*THE ASCENDANTS (10)      10  5 0
 4/ 6*OLDIES (5)                17   8  0 68.0   4/ 6*INVIDIOTS (16)            9  6 1
 5- 5*DARK CARNIVAL (31)        10   5  0 66.7   5/ 7*OLDIES (5)                9  6 0
 6/11*THE ASCENDANTS (10)       14  11  0 56.0   6- 4*PUNY ORC PELOTON (8)      7  3 0
 7/ 7*OLLIS HEROES (27)         13  12  0 52.0   7/12*ZEITGEIST (18)            7  8 0
 8-10*SHADOWBLADE (2)           10  10  3 50.0   8/ 5*OLLIS HEROES (27)         7  8 0
 9-12*DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (4)      5   5  0 50.0   9- 3*DARK CARNIVAL (31)        6  4 0
10/13*INVIDIOTS (16)            12  13  1 48.0  10/17*REJECTS (13)              6  9 0
11/ 9*AAAARRGH HAMMERZ (3)      11  12  1 47.8  11/14*FEMME FATALE (25)         6  9 0
12/ 8*ZEITGEIST (18)             9  11  0 45.0  12-11*RAVAGING LORDS (23)       5  5 0
13/16*FEMME FATALE (25)         11  14  0 44.0  13/10*DEATH'S CHOSEN (17)       5 10 0
14-15*RAVAGING LORDS (23)        8  12  0 40.0  14- 8*SHADOWBLADE (2)           4  6 2
15-17*WETWORKS (30)              6   9  1 40.0  15/13*AAAARRGH HAMMERZ (3)      4  9 0
16/19*REJECTS (13)               9  16  1 36.0  16-16*DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (4)     3  2 0
17/14*DEATH'S CHOSEN (17)        9  16  0 36.0  17/22*WAITING FOR DAWN (33)     3  7 0
18-21*BRUTAL GODS (26)           5  11  0 31.3  18-18*WETWORKS (30)             2  3 1

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/20*PANTHEON (28)              6  14  3 30.0  19-19*BRUTAL GODS (26)          2  4 0
20/23*WAITING FOR DAWN (33)      3   7  0 30.0  20/23*PANTHEON (28)             2  8 0
21/22*AQUA TEENS (22)            5  20  0 20.0  21/21*AQUA TEENS (22)           2 13 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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Tidbits and miscellaneous comments the boss remembers from his high school days and
times (1959-1963) in very Southern Indiana on the Ohio River.  (By the way, parts of
Southern Indiana and very "hillbilly" like, hence the character Smitty and his
lingo.)
- 81 started in the Freshman class; 42 graduated
- Mrs. Vaughn (English, Lit, & Latin) made us memorize--can still quote
       Macbeth (mostly Lady Macbeth)
       Rhyme Of The Ancient Mariner
       Robert Burns (with a lilt)
- My home town--Cannelton--was County Seat; population 1800 and a few
- Until Sophomore year (moved to the outskirts) I walked 4-5 blocks to HS
- Pep Rallies included player and cheerleader rides on the fire trucks
- There were 4 sports--football, basketball, baseball, and track (no girls)
- I was considered a "country boy" from the Catholic grade school 
- "Mamie start packin', the Kennedy's are comin" was a common pin worn.
- It was a nearly one mile swim across the Ohio river to KY
       Only a few of us could make up--you end up 3 miles down river!
- Celebrated the sesquicentennial (150) age of the town my junior year
- Churches and bars were the substantial town businesses
- Western Auto was the preferred store to shop.
- A popsicle (two sticks) cost a nickel
- Serials and cartoons were as important as the movie
        Whip Wilson, Lash Larue, Batman, Durango Kid
        Mighty Mouse, Tweety Bird, Mickey Mouse
- A 5:05 won the mile race in track; 5'7" the high jump.
- We played the same teams as "Hickory" (actually Milan) from "Hoosiers"
- There really were town car caravans to basketball games
- The PAC (Packet Athletic Conference) played 8-man football
- Interesting team names were Owensville Kickapoos and Ft Branch Twigs
- There was no three-point line or shot-clock.
- Our greatest "rival" was the dreaded Tell City Marksmen
- My cousin, John Arnold--Tell City--struck me out every time I faced him
- Homecoming Queen--Flo Ann Chenault
- Black and white TV's were common. (so was no TV)
- Interesting nicknames of classmates (ours--Smitty)
        Frenchy, Bullwinkle, Steinburg, Minto, Tug, Cassidy
        Flash, Deacon, .......
Life was sweet in the old, old days.

                  + ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ Telorinthe ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +

     "I just think I should get more recognition," Karintol said.  He was Ferencian,
which the Gladiatorial Commission for their own inscrutable reasons named Karnhorn,
and he had fought last turn under the title of "Osksi Noble."  None of the local
people was really clear on what or where "Osksi" was, but many of the titles bestowed
on the standby fighters were obscure.
     Arenamaster Salgreid raised one eyebrow, which made him look even more
villainous than usual.  "Why?"
     Nervously, Karintol reminded himself that Salgreid was a reasonable man, even if
he was half orcish, and that he was not given to berserk furies for no reason.
"Well...it's this 'osksi' name," he said.  "It sounds like some kind of fish sauce!
You know, the kind they make on Giduina and export--"
     Salgreid grimaced, curling his lips away from his tusks in scorn and disgust.
"Rotten fish," he muttered.  "That's the kind of depravity that you get on islands."
     "Well...I don't know about islands," Karintol muttered.  "Some people on the
coast use it, too."
     The arenamaster snorted.
     "Yeah, well, anyway.  I just figure, well, I was in a TITLE match last time.
That's an honor, but not one that FISH SAUCE deserves."  The Ferencian shuddered.
"Could you, well, petition the Commission to give that position a REAL name, one that
actually MEANS something here in Telorinthe?"
     Salgreid shrugged.  "I can ask, but I make no promises.  The Commission does
what it wants, regardless."  He paused, studying the smaller man.  "You're from
Carloi, aren't you?  I'll ask 'em to make it the Carloi Noble, then."

                                      SPY REPORT

     Hail and well met warriors of TELORINTHE!  Know me for who I am, Zontani Sharp 
Eyes, Spymaster extraordinaire of all Alastari.  Fortune did not smile upon DARK 
CARNIVAL this time out who this turn suffered a fall into 9th position in the wake of 
a 0-0-0 round.  Warriors--remember that glory waits always around the corner!  
Witness how this week REJECTS went 2-3-0 to move up 7 in the rankings.  My praise to 
OLDIES for their 4-1-0 week this time out.  Indeed, it was a skillfully fought round 
deserving of notice!  SHU caught the eye of many in the gladiatorial commission as he 
skillfully bested LETTER SWEATER and was awarded 21 points in recognition.  In one of 
the week's more notable duels, ISHTAR put down KNOW AND DESPAIR, causing her to lose 
10 points of recognition in the process.  Due to his absence and inability to defend 
the throne, ROID FLOYD has lost the title of Duelmaster.  The city has turned out in 
honor of PEP RALLY, for with his arena victory he may now lay claim to the highest 
position in the city!  Informants "close" to the city champion have told me that he 
never fights without pantyhose on beneath his armor.  Watch out!   
     But come now, let us look deeper into the maze of contention and crossed blades 
that is city TELORINTHE.  My inside sources tell me that the team to beat in 
TELORINTHE these days is PUNY ORC PELOTON.  At least, most blades in town are looking 
to avoid them.  Methinks more than a few here could name the guild it was that spent 
the better part of last week avoiding PUNY ORC PELOTON.  Indeed it was CIXELSID 
HEROES.  Mighty fighters cannot but expect competition from those below.  MR. 
ELBIDERCNI take warning!  You have more than a few enemies in TELORINTHE.  A match 
that raised a few eyebrows at the games this week, it seems that TOA JALLER posted a 
challenge against the more highly recognized 3RD AND 98.  The results, you ask?  
Well, the firebrand TOA JALLER was overcame by 3RD AND 98.  Remember warriors, this 
is the discipline of steel.   
     Vendettas.  Bloodied blades and broken spears.  Indeed the city has seen more 
than its fair share of red in recent times.  Fate is a fickle mistress.  She showers 
the miserable with fortune but sets enemies against the victorious.  Remember this!   
     The girls are as pretty in TELORINTHE as ever I remembered them....and the 
fighters as ugly!  Don't let your reputation slip!  More than a sharp eye must I 
keep, indeed a stout pair of legs must I keep as well!  The endless paths of Alastari 
await me!  Till next we meet remember - the pen is mightier than the sword, but a 
maul is a different story!-- Zontani Sharp Eyes  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PEP RALLY 46                  4   1  0    37       OLDIES (5)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 3RD AND 98 142                4   1  0    34       BAD SIGNS (24)
-ROID FLOYD 61                 4   0  0    34       PUNY ORC PELOTON (8)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GOLDEN SOMBRERO 139           4   1  0    33       BAD SIGNS (24)
 REPUS GROVER 77               3   1  0    29       CIXELSID HEROES (11)
-THE GEEK 175                  3   0  0    28       DARK CARNIVAL (31)
 OSSERC 70                     4   1  0    27       THE ASCENDANTS (10)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MR. ELBIDERCNI 74             4   0  0    27       CIXELSID HEROES (11)
-BEARDED LADY 176              3   0  0    27       DARK CARNIVAL (31)
 FOE 85                        3   2  0    25       REJECTS (13)
 NAMREPUS 75                   3   1  0    25       CIXELSID HEROES (11)
 ISHTAR 184                    2   2  0    24       DEATH'S CHOSEN (17)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ROYAL RAGE HAMMER 37          4   1  0    23       AAAARRGH HAMMERZ (3)
 BLOODY STOOL 143              4   1  0    23       BAD SIGNS (24)
 TAUTROSA 154                  4   1  0    23       OLLIS HEROES (27)
 GOSSIPID 99                   3   2  1    23       INVIDIOTS (16)
 NAMTAB 73                     4   0  0    22       CIXELSID HEROES (11)
 FENER 68                      3   2  0    22       THE ASCENDANTS (10)
 FHUME 86                      2   3  0    22       REJECTS (13)
 SHU 205                       1   0  0    21       PANTHEON (28)
-ERRANT EARWIG 42              2   0  0    20       DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (4)
-DREAD 202                     1   0  0    20       SHADOWBLADE (2)
 DETOUR 141                    3   2  1    19       BAD SIGNS (24)
 BRIANA BANKS 147              1   4  0    19       FEMME FATALE (25)
 STEAL HOME 138                4   1  1    18       BAD SIGNS (24)
 TORPORTLY 102                 3   2  0    18       INVIDIOTS (16)
-PIERCE LEGWEAK 59             3   1  0    18       PUNY ORC PELOTON (8)
 JENNA HAZE 146                4   1  0    17       FEMME FATALE (25)
 LYRIAL 103                    4   1  0    16       DEATH'S CHOSEN (17)
 DRAGGIN' MAIN 44              4   1  0    16       OLDIES (5)
-DARK MASTER 29                3   1  1    16       SHADOWBLADE (2)
-IRONHEAD 133                  3   1  0    15       RAVAGING LORDS (23)
 LOTUS-EATER 193               1   2  0    15       INVIDIOTS (16)
 TRAKE 72                      3   2  0    14       THE ASCENDANTS (10)
 CONFESSION 47                 3   2  0    14       OLDIES (5)
 SIMPLETONGUE 194              2   1  0    14       INVIDIOTS (16)
 4-H 195                       1   1  0    14       OLDIES (5)
 OUTLANDER HAMMER 33           4   1  0    13       AAAARRGH HAMMERZ (3)
 TAYLOR RAIN 145               4   1  0    13       FEMME FATALE (25)
-LIGHTNING ROD 174             2   1  0    13       DARK CARNIVAL (31)
-TOXIN 172                     1   2  0    13       WETWORKS (30)
 MOONITE 132                   1   4  0    13       AQUA TEENS (22)
-DARK ASSASSIN 201             1   0  0    13       SHADOWBLADE (2)
-BAD BAD BASSO 58              4   0  0    12       PUNY ORC PELOTON (8)
 PARALDOXIA 112                2   2  0    12       ZEITGEIST (18)
 KORNOTH 108                   2   2  0    12       ZEITGEIST (18)
 BUZZ 155                      3   2  0    11       OLLIS HEROES (27)
 LETTER SWEATER 43             3   2  0    11       OLDIES (5)
 GENERICKY 100                 3   2  0    11       INVIDIOTS (16)
 CYCLIDIA 111                  3   1  0    11       ZEITGEIST (18)
 VODI 158                      3   2  0    11       OLLIS HEROES (27)
-ROCKCRUSHER 191               2   0  0    11       RAVAGING LORDS (23)
 KALLOR 69                     2   3  0    11       THE ASCENDANTS (10)
-LILLIPUTAIN LEVI 62           3   1  0    10       PUNY ORC PELOTON (8)
 ECAPS GHOST 76                3   1  0    10       CIXELSID HEROES (11)
-BLOOD DEMON 28                2   2  1    10       SHADOWBLADE (2)
 FI 84                         2   3  1    10       REJECTS (13)
-VENOM 169                     2   1  1    10       WETWORKS (30)
-GODDLESS BUNNY 153            2   1  0    10       BRUTAL GODS (26)
-MUTATED FREAK 190             1   1  0    10       RAVAGING LORDS (23)
 ANUBIS 159                    2   2  1     9       PANTHEON (28)
-MONSTER 30                    2   2  1     9       SHADOWBLADE (2)
 WASUIZ 157                    2   3  0     9       OLLIS HEROES (27)
 AZRCAAL 105                   2   3  0     9       DEATH'S CHOSEN (17)
 UNIFY WITH A SPADE 200        1   1  0     9       WAITING FOR DAWN (33)
 NEVER SLEEP 197               1   1  0     9       WAITING FOR DAWN (33)
-WIDOWMAKER 134                2   2  0     8       RAVAGING LORDS (23)
-KRYPTONITE 149                2   2  0     8       BRUTAL GODS (26)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MUTAGENIC HAMMER 35           1   4  1     8       AAAARRGH HAMMERZ (3)
-PRAYING MANTIS 40             1   1  0     8       DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (4)
-JUBILEE 173                   2   1  0     7       WETWORKS (30)
 KATJA KASSIN 148              1   4  0     7       FEMME FATALE (25)
 RIZZYN 104                    1   4  0     7       DEATH'S CHOSEN (17)
 MASTER SHAKE 128              1   4  0     7       AQUA TEENS (22)
 BRITTNEY SKYE 144             1   4  0     7       FEMME FATALE (25)
 MEATWAD 129                   1   4  0     7       AQUA TEENS (22)
-MAUVE MOSQUITO 39             1   1  0     7       DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (4)
 SCREWBALL HAMMER 36           1   4  0     7       AAAARRGH HAMMERZ (3)
 EYE 180                       1   3  0     6       REJECTS (13)
 TOA JALLER 183                1   3  0     6       OLLIS HEROES (27)
-TYLER'S EVIL TWIN 60          1   3  0     6       PUNY ORC PELOTON (8)
 KAS OF YS 109                 1   3  0     6       ZEITGEIST (18)
 TWO-TONE STONE 110            1   3  0     6       ZEITGEIST (18)
-DOGFACED BOY 177              1   2  0     5       DARK CARNIVAL (31)
-GOBLIN 171                    1   2  0     5       WETWORKS (30)
-STABBITY CLOWN 178            1   2  0     5       DARK CARNIVAL (31)
 THE 192                       1   2  0     5       REJECTS (13)
-GILLIGAN 152                  1   2  0     5       BRUTAL GODS (26)
 CARL 130                      0   5  0     5       AQUA TEENS (22)
 KNOW AND DESPAIR 199          1   1  0     4       WAITING FOR DAWN (33)
-CALLOUS COCKROACH 38          1   1  0     4       DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (4)
-THE AXE 135                   0   4  0     4       RAVAGING LORDS (23)
-BAD THINGS 150                0   3  0     4       BRUTAL GODS (26)
-DAYGA 151                     0   3  0     3       BRUTAL GODS (26)
-RAZOR 182                     0   2  0     2       WETWORKS (30)
 SEA OF GORE 196               0   2  0     2       WAITING FOR DAWN (33)
-TOXIC TAPEWORM 41             0   2  0     2       DOC LEGRAND'S LAB (4)
 MAKE ME HOLY AGAIN 198        0   2  0     2       WAITING FOR DAWN (33)
 AHTI 204                      0   1  0     1       PANTHEON (28)
 OL' DRIPPY 206                0   1  0     1       AQUA TEENS (22)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
VENDAGORE HAMMER 34    1  2 0 AAAARRGH HAMMERZ 3    VENOM 169               3         
FRYLOCK 131            2  2 0 AQUA TEENS 22         DARK MASTER 29          4         
TENNEROCK 71           2  3 0 THE ASCENDANTS 10     DARK CHAMPION 24        5 NONE    
SLYDAC 106             0  5 0 DEATH'S CHOSEN 17     BLACK ORC 20            5 NONE    
LARKYN 107             0  1 0 DEATH'S CHOSEN 17     FI 84                   1 REVENGED
CHOICE 113             0  1 0 DESOLATE ONES 19      ISIS 160                1 NONE    
INCENSELESS 98         0  2 0 INVIDIOTS 16          DETOUR 141              2 REVENGED
STUPIDDLE 101          0  2 0 INVIDIOTS 16          MUTAGENIC HAMMER 35     2 JUST REV
EUCHRE 45              2  1 0 OLDIES 5              BLOOD DEMON 28          3 REVENGED
PRIVIS RIHARD 156      0  1 0 OLLIS HEROES 27       STEAL HOME 138          1 REVENGED
AMUN 161               0  4 0 PANTHEON 28           HIGH ELF 19             5 NONE    
DEAD 203               0  1 0 PANTHEON 28           DARK CHAMPION 24        5 NONE    
BES 163                1  2 1 PANTHEON 28           GOSSIPID 99             4         
THE MANGLER 136        0  1 0 RAVAGING LORDS 23     ANUBIS 159              1 REVENGED
ENGLISH MAN 87         0  1 0 REJECTS 13            BES 163                 1 NONE    

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Torportly -- Extremely insenseless of you to lead me down the wrong road like that.
-- Detour

Toa Jaller -- The only time I've ever been peppered like that before was in Kangaroo
court. -- Steal Home

Draggin' Main -- I guess you shudda spent more time on the practice field than in
shop tunin' up engines. -- 3rd and 98

Monster -- Four swings and you're out. -- Golden Sombrero

Sea of Gore -- Welcome to Telorinthe.  Dark Oracle correctly predicted that a name
change was coming to this arena; however, now he also predicts that after a turn of
matchups like that, your team's record will surely improve. -- Bloody Stool

Slydac -- I have opened the portal to bring you back to my dark realm.  Fight well
and you may stay, otherwise I welcome your return to my embrace.  Salute! -- Dark
Angel Azaziel

All -- To whom it may concern...Michael Eldritch will be speechless this turn due to
some arcane experiment which involved the removal of his tongue!  And since I just so
happen to have "said" tongue sitting on my coffee table, well, I guess you get the
point! -- Azaziel
P.S.  Don't worry, with regeneration at his disposal I'm certain he'll be speaking
again by the next round.

Roid Floyd -- Congrats on making Duelmaster!  Perhaps since you worked so hard to
master the duel, you can now attempt to master that "roid" *smile*, perchance you
could use some cream to reduce the swelling!  Ha! -- Azaziel

Michael Eldritch -- Hi, I manage Ollis Heroes, the epic, legendary cartoon heroes
from my 4 year old son's dvd-collection. -- Omega

Telorinthe Tuffies -- Baphomet has had computer problems and therefore my replacement
has not been processed and am still only running four gladiators!  My votes were for
my five other peers in the arena! -- Hammer/Minister of War

6 September 2007
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                   ***** STORMCROWE SLAUGHTERHOUSE 3  *******
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15 managers have announced for the Stormcrowe Slaughterhouse!!!!!!  There is still 
time to join and make a name for yourself in one of Alastari's fiercest contests!  I 
must correct a mistake in the previous announcement.  I incorrectly called it the 
Slaughterhouse 2, but in reality, this will be the third installment of the 
Slaughterhouse!

HOW TO JOIN

*Find a Partner

*Declare your intentions in the Stormcrowe newsletter to enter before the first turn 
of the contest.  You may also email or diplo Master Darque.

*Each manager entering the Stormcrowe Slaughterhouse must submit one (1) Team Roll-Up 
Certificate.  Only certificates will be accepted for entry.  All certificates 
submitted will be used during the course of the contest as prizes.

*RU certificates must be received on or before the first turn of the contest which is 
Stormcrowe Turn 263 (running approximately November 27, 2007).

RULES and SCORING

Rules and Scoring information for the Slaughterhouse will be posted every turn in the 
Stormcrowe newsletter beginning with Turn 260 and in a final all arena ad in 
November.

PRIZES

ENDURANCE AWARD:  One (1) +1 Bonus Potion will be given to every team that competes 
in 60 of the 65 contest fights.

KILL MASTER AWARD:  The individual manager with the most kills will receive a Limited 
Immortality Potion.  This potion may be applied to one (1) warrior.  He/she will be 
resurrected ONE-TIME if they are killed in Basic D2.

TOP TEAM AWARD:  Each manager on the winning team will receive the following prize 
pack for their Slaughterhouse Dominance:

*One (1) +1 Bonus Potion
*Favorites Knowledge for one (1) Warrior
*Undisclosed amount of Team RU Certificates

Special note from RSI on prizes:  All contest prizes must be used within three 
months.  All contest prizes may only be used on a living warrior on the participating 
contest team in DM 45.  The immortality potion may resurrect a warrior one time, 
after a death in DM 45 only, after which time the potion disappears.

NEED MORE INFORMATION

Rules questions and clarifications may be directed to Master Darque the contest 
coordinator.  He may be reached by email at rebelnerfherder at yahoo dot com or by 
diplo in DM 45 (Darque Forces-428).

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

AMUN was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
SLYDAC was slaughtered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
TENNEROCK was murdered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
DEAD was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
GENERICKY was narrowly defeated by DETOUR in a 2 minute novice's Bloodfeud fight.
LOTUS-EATER devastated MUTAGENIC HAMMER in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud duel.
BUZZ was unbelievably bested by STEAL HOME in a 3 minute amateur's Bloodfeud match.
PARALDOXIA overcame MEATWAD in a action packed 1 minute beginner's Challenge melee.
LYRIAL was unbelievably bested by MR. ELBIDERCNI in a 9 minute Challenge fight.
AZRCAAL was defeated by NAMTAB in a 3 minute novice's Challenge fight.
NAMREPUS viciously subdued TORPORTLY in a tiresome 8 minute novice's Challenge bout.
DRAGGIN' MAIN bested WASUIZ in a 3 minute amateur's Challenge conflict.
CARL was luckily beaten by NEVER SLEEP in a 5 minute gory amateur's Challenge match.
ISHTAR handily defeated KNOW AND DESPAIR in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
KAS OF YS was viciously subdued by SIMPLETONGUE in a 7 minute Challenge bout.
CONFESSION overcame EYE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute amateur's Challenge bout.
TOA JALLER was devastated by 3RD AND 98 in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
KORNOTH was savagely defeated by FOE in a 3 minute brutal novice's Challenge bout.
GOLDEN SOMBRERO overpowered CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
PEP RALLY viciously subdued BLOODY STOOL in a 3 minute gruesome novice's Title bout.
FHUME savagely defeated OUTLANDER HAMMER in a 2 minute gruesome beginner's bout.
GOSSIPID overcame ANUBIS in a 1 minute novice's contest.
FI was subdued by MOONITE in a 1 minute novice's fight.
REPUS GROVER vanquished THE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
RIZZYN was vanquished by OSSERC in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ECAPS GHOST outlasted SCREWBALL HAMMER in a crowd boring 14 minute novice's melee.
TRAKE overcame MASTER SHAKE in a 1 minute beginner's bout.
TWO-TONE STONE was overpowered by ROYAL RAGE HAMMER in a 1 minute uneven competition.
CYCLIDIA was beaten by FENER in a 6 minute novice's fight.
KALLOR outwaited MAKE ME HOLY AGAIN in a 8 minute brutal novice's fray.
LETTER SWEATER was demolished by SHU in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
BRITTNEY SKYE was overpowered by 4-H in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
TAYLOR RAIN outwaited OL' DRIPPY in a crowd boring 14 minute amateur's match.
JENNA HAZE defeated SEA OF GORE in a 2 minute novice's struggle.
BRIANA BANKS subdued VODI in a 4 minute gruesome novice's struggle.
KATJA KASSIN was defeated by UNIFY WITH A SPADE in a 1 minute novice's match.
TAUTROSA handily defeated AHTI in a 3 minute gory uneven match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  15         AIMED BLOW        29 -   6 -  0      83  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     13         TOTAL PARRY       50 -  25 -  0      67  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 10         WALL OF STEEL     18 -  11 -  2      62  |
|AIMED BLOW                       6         STRIKING ATTACK   30 -  31 -  4      49  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    6         SLASHING ATTACK   30 -  31 -  0      49  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         PARRY-RIPOSTE     18 -  26 -  2      41  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         BASHING ATTACK    15 -  23 -  2      39  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -  11 -  1      35  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -  13 -  0      35  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    33 -  66 -  3      33  |

Turn   5 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         5 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  3         4  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        9 -  4     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  2     LUNGING ATTACK     4 - 11         2  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  8         1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   PEP RALLY 46                4   1  0   37 OLDIES (5)
AIMED BLOW       3RD AND 98 142              4   1  0   34 BAD SIGNS (24)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BUZZ 155.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
EYE 180.  The ten other most popular fighters were BUZZ 155, CARL 130, PEP RALLY 46, 
AZRCAAL 105, ISHTAR 184, FOE 85, FHUME 86, GENERICKY 100, DETOUR 141, and PARALDOXIA 
112.

The least popular fighter this week was OL' DRIPPY 206.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were TAYLOR RAIN 145, ECAPS GHOST 76, NAMREPUS 75, MR. ELBIDERCNI 74, 
SCREWBALL HAMMER 36, MAKE ME HOLY AGAIN 198, FENER 68, LYRIAL 103, AHTI 204, and VODI 
158.