DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 04/28/2009 Duedate: 05/25/2009
TELORINTHE ARENA
DM-83 TURN-26
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
CONFESSION
OLDIES (5)
(83-47) [22-4-1,111]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
CONFESSION POSITION IS EMPTY
OLDIES (5)
(83-47) [22-4-1,111]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
PARALDOXIA PARALDOXIA
ZEITGEIST (18) ZEITGEIST (18)
(83-112) [11-14-0,102] (83-112) [11-14-0,102]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
OLDIES (5)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. ZEITGEIST (18) 53
2. DEATH'S CHOSEN (17) 36 BAD SIGNS (24)
3. OLLIS HEROES (27) 33 Unchartered Team
4. OLDIES (5) 31
5. ACRONYMS (38) 18 FORGOTTEN REALMS (36)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 BAD SIGNS (24) 85 40 3 68.0 1/ 3 OLDIES (5) 12 3 0
2/ 2 OLDIES (5) 84 46 3 64.6 2/ 2 INVIDIOTS (16) 9 6 1
3/ 3 INVIDIOTS (16) 77 48 6 61.6 3/ 1 BAD SIGNS (24) 9 6 0
4/ 4 ACRONYMS (38) 25 24 5 51.0 4/ 5 ACRONYMS (38) 7 8 2
5/ 5 OLLIS HEROES (27) 63 66 2 48.8 5/ 6 DEATH'S CHOSEN (17) 7 8 0
6/ 6 ZEITGEIST (18) 55 70 2 44.0 6/ 7 OLLIS HEROES (27) 5 10 1
7/ 7 DEATH'S CHOSEN (17) 52 78 1 40.0 7/ 4 ZEITGEIST (18) 5 10 0
8- 8 REJECTS (13) 42 69 1 37.8 8- 8 REJECTS (13) 3 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
I'm back. I've been baptised, had communion, been confirmed, and am not called
Confession for nothing. Remember that when you challenge me.
I thought I would take some time to list some of my favorite things in this
arena.
FAVORITE NAMES
Melancholia
Lump (of Bad Signs)
Simpletongue
Confession (Shucks, I think I like this one best!)
FAVORITE TEAM NAMES
Bad Signs
Acronyms
FAVORITE STYLEMASTERS
Individiots (Don't they have them ALL?)
FAVORITE DUELMASTER
Need I answer?
With that I say come and get me. Catch me if you can. Make my day. Bless me,
Father, for I have sinned.
Confession
SPY REPORT
Greetings, Warriors of TELORINTHE. Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to
give you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport. BAD SIGNS? Who?
OLDIES is the top team these days, buddies! Practice pays for MORWEL, who pummelled
LOTUS-EATER, to pocket 24 points. A certain someone should cut down on the drinking
and practice more, after losing 21 points to MORWEL. (Discrete enough, LOTUS-EATER?)
Well, Duelmaster CONFESSION challenged ZEITGEIST's PARALDOXIA. Is a 21-4-1 good
enough? Those who hoped for a new Duelmaster were disappointed by PARALDOXIA, of
ZEITGEIST, who despite a 11-14-0 couldn't overcome TELORINTHE's Number 1. Word has
it one team in TELORINTHE is taking speech lessons to try to bore their opponent to
death. I'll bet it works.
So much to report, so little time! Perhaps the warriors of ZEITGEIST should
take up some hobbies, as they are the most avoided team... Like a pup with its tail
between its legs, DEATH'S CHOSEN scurried away from ZEITGEIST. Oh, the shame!
Everyone is famous for fifteen minutes, and PARALDOXIA is it right now. Most
challenged warrior. Isn't ZEITGEIST proud! GOSSIPID found herself challenged by a
warrior 20 below: RIZZYN. RIZZYN of DEATH'S CHOSEN kept his wits as he was defeated
by GOSSIPID.
Is there life after death? Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after
life! Never one to advocate diplomacy and restraint, I was pleased to see BAD SIGNS
retaliate against ACRONYMS in bloodfeud! Oh hard! that to strike a flame, the match
itself must needs be wasting!
Do not think spyreporting in TELORINTHE is the highlight of my life. Keep those
sands bloody and the buzzards fat! Like a mixed metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I
now bid TELORINTHE farewell-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CONFESSION 47 22 4 1 111 OLDIES (5)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TORPORTLY 102 15 10 2 106 INVIDIOTS (16)
PARALDOXIA 112 11 14 0 102 ZEITGEIST (18)
GOSSIPID 99 17 8 2 101 INVIDIOTS (16)
GUSHAN 222 10 8 0 92 ZEITGEIST (18)
LETTER SWEATER 43 16 10 2 91 OLDIES (5)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MORWEL 210 10 11 0 90 DEATH'S CHOSEN (17)
CYCLIDIA 111 12 13 1 80 ZEITGEIST (18)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-FHUME 86 10 12 0 76 REJECTS (13)
STEAL HOME 138 19 6 1 73 BAD SIGNS (24)
RIZZYN 104 9 17 0 72 DEATH'S CHOSEN (17)
REVENANT 213 9 11 0 70 DEATH'S CHOSEN (17)
GENERICKY 100 15 10 0 68 INVIDIOTS (16)
SIMPLETONGUE 194 15 8 0 68 INVIDIOTS (16)
LOTUS-EATER 193 15 8 2 67 INVIDIOTS (16)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
VODI 158 12 14 1 66 OLLIS HEROES (27)
DRAGGIN' MAIN 44 19 7 0 64 OLDIES (5)
CUSTODIAN 215 10 9 0 64 OLDIES (5)
PEP RALLY 46 14 12 0 61 OLDIES (5)
-FI 84 11 11 1 59 REJECTS (13)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TOA JALLER 183 9 15 0 55 OLLIS HEROES (27)
ROFLMAO 259 7 3 1 48 ACRONYMS (38)
ILEOSA 263 5 5 0 42 DEATH'S CHOSEN (17)
ISHTAR 184 8 17 0 41 DEATH'S CHOSEN (17)
-FOE 85 8 14 0 41 REJECTS (13)
WASNIS 224 9 8 0 39 OLLIS HEROES (27)
LUMP 269 6 2 0 38 BAD SIGNS (24)
IITYWTMWYBMAD 260 4 6 2 38 ACRONYMS (38)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HELGA HOARFROST 237 8 7 0 33 ZEITGEIST (18)
-EYE 180 5 16 0 31 REJECTS (13)
BOGOF 272 3 2 1 30 ACRONYMS (38)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MELANCHOLIA 239 5 8 0 23 ZEITGEIST (18)
MENDOZA LINE 278 2 0 0 21 BAD SIGNS (24)
GOOML 264 4 5 0 17 ACRONYMS (38)
OUT FOR A DUCK 275 3 1 0 17 BAD SIGNS (24)
YODA 274 2 3 0 14 OLLIS HEROES (27)
-BONGO 277 1 0 0 14 REJECTS (13)
LOMBARD 279 1 1 1 13 ACRONYMS (38)
DELAYED FLIGHT 280 0 1 0 1 BAD SIGNS (24)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DETOUR 141 13 8 1 BAD SIGNS 24 GOSSIPID 99 22 REVENGED
QUADRUPLE BOGEY 241 5 4 0 BAD SIGNS 24 VODI 158 24
YIELD 276 1 2 0 BAD SIGNS 24 LOMBARD 279 25 JUST REVENGED
DAD 281 0 1 0 OLLIS HEROES 27 ARENAMASTER 26 NONE
PRINS RIKARD 232 8 7 1 OLLIS HEROES 27 TORPORTLY 102 25
PERSONAL ADS
Indivitiots are everywhere! Stylemaster after stylemaster. LU, PL, PR, PS, SL!
Kudos. -- Coach
Rah, rah. Sis, boom, bah. Gushan was too good for me! -- Pep Rally
Rizzyn -- A reconciliation was good for your soul. -- Confession
ROLFMAO, yshcml! (You shouldn't have challenged me, loser.) (wink) -- Custodian
Vodi -- I guess I can say that was one more letter for my sweater. I loved it! --
Letter Sweater
Cyclidia -- You challenged? You need to work on that endurance. Perhaps a recumbent
bike would help? -- Draggin' Main
Azaziel -- Church and state? What's a state? Down on your knees, Buster. --
Confession
Morwel -- Hot pants gotta be small, don't you think? Did you like the buldges, too?
See you at Eldritch's Concoctions for that promised drink. -- Letter Sweater
P.S. I plan to keep the pants on. (wink)
Azaziel -- I and my compatriots are opposed to any kind of "event/competition" in the
"throwback arenas." The arena begs to be as is in the old days. -- Coach
P.S. Jorja has some sound advice on this topic.
Gossipid -- See, Confession wrote a DM column, and retained his title. You should
learn from his example -- Steal Home
Ghost of WYSIWYG -- By all means, you can enter warriors into the Dead tourney, but
if they come back, you are not allowed to fight them here (well, actually, you are
allowed to by the agreement was any warrior with tourney FE would be sent to the Dark
Arena.
Azaziel -- Echo Jorja's comments. A contest would likely drive me away from here.
Another TW may have a similar effect. -- Dark Oracle
Yoda -- Next time, use the force -- Out For A Duck
Gossipid -- I bet you thought I forgot about you -- Steal Home
Helga Hoarfrost -- What was so different between our two bouts -- Lump
Lombard -- You sound like a football coach. Fight to the death! -- Yield
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DAD was butchered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
STEAL HOME was viciously subdued by VODI in a 4 minute expert's Bloodfeud battle.
LUMP won victory over LOMBARD in a 3 minute Bloodfeud brawl.
TOA JALLER was devastated by TORPORTLY in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud fight.
CONFESSION subdued PARALDOXIA in a 4 minute master's Challenge Title competition.
GUSHAN overpowered GENERICKY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
RIZZYN was devastated by GOSSIPID in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
CYCLIDIA viciously subdued DRAGGIN' MAIN in a 2 minute gory expert's Challenge duel.
ISHTAR was vanquished by CUSTODIAN in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
PEP RALLY handily defeated WASNIS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
OUT FOR A DUCK was demolished by ILEOSA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
MELANCHOLIA was overcome by BOGOF in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
LOTUS-EATER was overpowered by MORWEL in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
SIMPLETONGUE was overpowered by LETTER SWEATER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
REVENANT devastated IITYWTMWYBMAD in a 1 minute uneven duel.
ROFLMAO overpowered CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute bloody mismatched brawl.
HELGA HOARFROST savagely defeated GOOML in a exciting 3 minute brutal bout.
YODA overpowered DELAYED FLIGHT in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MENDOZA LINE handily defeated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 7 TOTAL PARRY 31 - 14 - 1 69 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 7 WALL OF STEEL 8 - 4 - 0 67 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 BASHING ATTACK 23 - 17 - 1 58 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 LUNGING ATTACK 53 - 41 - 3 56 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 34 - 29 - 2 54 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 12 - 12 - 1 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 PARRY-STRIKE 9 - 11 - 2 45 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-LUNGE 10 - 14 - 0 42 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 SLASHING ATTACK 25 - 44 - 2 36 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 AIMED BLOW 6 - 11 - 0 35 |
Turn 26 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 4 5 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 4 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 4 2 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 AIMED BLOW 0 - 2 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 2 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY CONFESSION 47 22 4 1 111 OLDIES (5)
LUNGING ATTACK TORPORTLY 102 15 10 2 106 INVIDIOTS (16)
PARRY-RIPOSTE GOSSIPID 99 17 8 2 101 INVIDIOTS (16)
STRIKING ATTACK GUSHAN 222 10 8 0 92 ZEITGEIST (18)
SLASHING ATTACK LETTER SWEATER 43 16 10 2 91 OLDIES (5)
WALL OF STEEL STEAL HOME 138 19 6 1 73 BAD SIGNS (24)
PARRY-LUNGE SIMPLETONGUE 194 15 8 0 68 INVIDIOTS (16)
PARRY-STRIKE LOTUS-EATER 193 15 8 2 67 INVIDIOTS (16)
BASHING ATTACK CUSTODIAN 215 10 9 0 64 OLDIES (5)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is PARALDOXIA 112. The most popular warrior this turn
was PARALDOXIA 112. The ten other most popular fighters were STEAL HOME 138, HELGA
HOARFROST 237, VODI 158, CYCLIDIA 111, LOMBARD 279, GOSSIPID 99, CONFESSION 47,
GUSHAN 222, CUSTODIAN 215, and BOGOF 272.
The least popular fighter this week was DELAYED FLIGHT 280. The other ten least
popular fighters were GOOML 264, IITYWTMWYBMAD 260, SIMPLETONGUE 194, LOTUS-EATER
193, OUT FOR A DUCK 275, WASNIS 224, GENERICKY 100, TOA JALLER 183, LUMP 269, and DAD
281.