DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 04/27/2010 Duedate: 05/24/2010 TELORINTHE ARENA DM-83 TURN-39 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS CONFESSION OLDIES (5) (83-47) [35-4-1,185] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader CONFESSION WHITEY D'EAGLE OLDIES (5) NONSUCH HOUSE (39) (83-47) [35-4-1,185] (83-289) [5-3-0,42] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite PEP RALLY WASNIS OLDIES (5) OLLIS HEROES (27) (83-46) [21-18-0,88] (83-224) [17-12-0,106] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM OLDIES (5) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. ZEITGEIST (18) 30 2. NONSUCH HOUSE (39) 25 OLDIES (5) 3. OLDIES (5) 14 Unchartered Team 4. OLLIS HEROES (27) 6 5. MIDDLE WAY 21 (40) 5 NONSUCH HOUSE (39) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1 OLDIES (5) 133 62 4 68.2 1/ 1 OLDIES (5) 12 3 1 2- 2 BAD SIGNS (24) 104 60 6 63.4 2/ 2 ZEITGEIST (18) 9 6 1 3/ 3*NONSUCH HOUSE (39) 24 16 1 60.0 3/ 3*NONSUCH HOUSE (39) 9 6 0 4/ 4 MIDDLE WAY 21 (40) 52 38 2 57.8 4/ 5 OLLIS HEROES (27) 8 7 0 5/ 5 OLLIS HEROES (27) 91 97 3 48.4 5- 4 DEATH'S CHOSEN (17) 5 5 0 6/ 6 ZEITGEIST (18) 85 105 3 44.7 6- 6 BAD SIGNS (24) 3 2 0 7- 7 DEATH'S CHOSEN (17) 70 100 1 41.2 7/ 7 MIDDLE WAY 21 (40) 3 12 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 321): ZILCH of Z GLADIATORS (Z Man, mgr.) DM 28 MORYA (turn 318): CRICTOR UNGERER of THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 316): SINGALEK of THE KINDRED (Godric Magnusson DaVinci) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 272): MANN SLAUGHTER of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 294): DAN MACK GRU of NORTHERN LIGHTS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 288): RONDOL QUIGLO of THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 275): CASS DOLAN of MIDDLE WAY 6 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 269): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 255): VARDIN ABEQ of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 246): GISBORNE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 222): BIG DADDY KANE of RAP ATTACKS (?, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 223): TORANS ULRIK of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 223): EXTORTION of BLACKMAIL (The Mun, mgr.) DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 38): CONFESSION of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.) DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 221): VIOLATOR of DEMONIC FURY (Madwand, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 321): Z GLADIATORS (Z Man, mgr.) DM 28 MORYA (turn 318): PHANTACITY (Omega, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 316): MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 272): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 294): STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.) DM 47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 288): DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 275): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.) DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 269): PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 255): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 246): WHAT'S IN A NAME (Storm Lord, mgr.) DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 222): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 223): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 223): BLACKMAIL (The Mun, mgr.) DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 38): OLDIES (Coach, mgr.) DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 221): LAND OF OZ et al (Consortium, mgr.) Recent Graduates ---------------- DM 28 MORYA (turn 318): SECI of PHANTACITY (Omega, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 315): KOLUM MAROD of MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 272): MANN SLAUGHTER of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 274): HOOPS of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 246): GISBORNE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 221): FAIZUN GOTE of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.) DUELMASTER'S COLUMN Notes from the arena champ. Fifteen?! 15 big Duelmaster crowns?! How many people are lucky enough or good enough to earn FIFTEEN? Life is sweet--really, really sweet! As you know, the team lost Letter Sweater through graduation. (She made a nice DA finishing kill, didn't she?) And now Coach has added a newby named Accordion. Accordion? Well, rumor has it that Coach was a musician in his early years with 8 years of accordion lessons, 9 of piano, and he played saxophone in the HS band and sang in the HS chorus. The Accordion was always his fave and he occasionally pulls it out to play or occasionally plinks on the piano. Does that fit the profile of a nerdy jock who was football captain, played baseball, basketball and track, and who later became an Engineer/MBA type? Hey, when there are only 42 graduates in one's senior class, one has to do everything. Enough of that. Come and get me. I am due a let down. Be there or be square. Confession DMXV SPY REPORT It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters. Look on my work, ye mighty, and despair! OLLIS HEROES had cause to celebrate, after VODI got 14 points by beating PEP RALLY. YODA certainly had a baffled expression on his face, after losing to MELANCHOLIA and losing 12 points in the process! You could cut the tension with a scimitar as WASNIS of OLLIS HEROES met the Duelmaster. Those who hoped for a new Duelmaster were disappointed by WASNIS, of OLLIS HEROES, who despite a 17-12-0 couldn't overcome TELORINTHE's Number 1. Word has it one team in TELORINTHE is using psychics to predict wins. They lead a charmed life! My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter. But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights! Like a horde of jackals fleeing from the lion, so did the "warriors" in TELORINTHE avoid BAD SIGNS. The warriors of BAD SIGNS found their efforts at combat frustrated as OLDIES apparently had more important things to do than fight. If challenges were horses, DRAGGIN' MAIN could open up a fast food joint! CYCLIDIA challenged DRAGGIN' MAIN! Who says ZEITGEIST are just a bunch of wimps! CYCLIDIA of ZEITGEIST kept hers wits as she was subdued by DRAGGIN' MAIN. The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on... Questions are being raised about the disposing of severed body parts in the arena. A certain tavern in TELORINTHE would I avoid! Leave me now, you base fools! My fingers tire and I fear my incessant prattling may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable character. Like a mixed metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid TELORINTHE farewell-- Novgorodny Vir DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME CONFESSION 47 35 4 1 185 OLDIES (5) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME CUSTODIAN 215 20 12 0 107 OLDIES (5) WASNIS 224 17 12 0 106 OLLIS HEROES (27) -MORWEL 210 13 16 0 101 DEATH'S CHOSEN (17) -RIZZYN 104 14 20 0 100 DEATH'S CHOSEN (17) DRAGGIN' MAIN 44 29 10 0 99 OLDIES (5) VODI 158 16 22 1 98 OLLIS HEROES (27) HELGA HOARFROST 237 14 14 0 98 ZEITGEIST (18) -STEAL HOME 138 24 9 2 92 BAD SIGNS (24) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME PEP RALLY 46 21 18 0 88 OLDIES (5) KARIN LO 292 9 9 0 87 MIDDLE WAY 21 (40) ORRIE POLLAS 295 11 7 2 82 MIDDLE WAY 21 (40) CYCLIDIA 111 15 23 1 81 ZEITGEIST (18) -ISHTAR 184 12 21 0 76 DEATH'S CHOSEN (17) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME MELANCHOLIA 239 11 15 0 65 ZEITGEIST (18) QUITA REMMING 294 10 8 0 63 MIDDLE WAY 21 (40) AVATAR 283 6 5 1 63 OLLIS HEROES (27) -OUT FOR A DUCK 275 8 4 0 62 BAD SIGNS (24) -ILEOSA 263 9 9 0 57 DEATH'S CHOSEN (17) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME MORIS NAHR 291 12 6 0 54 MIDDLE WAY 21 (40) -REVENANT 213 11 17 0 50 DEATH'S CHOSEN (17) -LUMP 269 10 6 0 49 BAD SIGNS (24) YODA 274 7 10 0 44 OLLIS HEROES (27) WHITEY D'EAGLE 289 5 3 0 42 NONSUCH HOUSE (39) ROOK 286 6 2 0 39 NONSUCH HOUSE (39) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SAM TALL 293 10 8 0 38 MIDDLE WAY 21 (40) STEEL MUSE 287 5 3 0 38 NONSUCH HOUSE (39) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME CORNELIUS 285 4 4 0 32 NONSUCH HOUSE (39) TWITTER 299 3 0 0 32 ZEITGEIST (18) SILVERBACK 288 4 4 1 24 NONSUCH HOUSE (39) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -CONSTRUCTION ZONE 284 2 3 0 17 BAD SIGNS (24) -KELLUMBO'S INITS. 296 1 3 1 13 BAD SIGNS (24) INDIANA JONES 297 1 3 0 7 OLLIS HEROES (27) EGOCENTRIC 300 1 1 1 5 ZEITGEIST (18) ACCORDION 301 0 1 0 1 OLDIES (5) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? TOA JALLER 183 13 19 0 OLLIS HEROES 27 STEAL HOME 138 35 REVENGED PERSONAL ADS Hah, Black Orc! Got you, you old Bozo! -- Letter Sweater, retired Watch your back in the alleys. He holds grudges. -- Salgreid Cyclidia -- I am so lucky! I just don't know how I did that! Sis, boom, bah! -- Pep Rally Vodi -- Thanks for helping me clean the toilets. Sorry you fell in. -- Custodian (chuckling) Orrie Pollas -- There is nothing like a long, slow, patient trip down main. -- Draggin' Main Morwel -- I have already heard your sins before. Same old; same old. -- Confession Hi. I'm Accordion. Don't squeeze me, please. (wink) -- Accordion I may have some Oldies, but they surely are playing like goodies! -- Coach Michael -- Well, as you know I'll be changing my surrounding very soon, so I'll be taking the next turn off. Talk to you soon. :) -- Azaziel P.S. This means, to the rest of you here, don't waste your challenges on my warriors for turn 40. LP Letter Sweater -- May Death never chose you! Represent us well, you Immortal!! -- Warriors of Death's Chosen Oldies -- They grow up so fast, don't they? You must be proud. -- Azaziel All -- And the Chains fell from his wings and limbs, the gates ripped from their hinges, he is free once again!! It is said that during the hours of twilight, if one concentrates, you can hear his flight accompanied with the sounds of clashing steel! Pray that he doesn't see you, for he might chose you! -- Told to the young in the ancient city of Entioch by the Mad Prophet Revenant -- Don't haunt me... I've got enough problems already. -- Melancholia Wasnis -- Bah! I hate Orcs! -- Helga Hoarfrost Pep Rally -- Ah spit! I should have planned for that. -- Cyclidia Silverback -- Boy, has the commission got our races messed up, or what? -- Twitter Mordant Deserter -- I was only going to chastise you. You shouldn't have struck me. -- Egocentric For those who care, Azaziel will be returning to the world of the living soon. Good luck, my friend, and never forget how precious freedom is. To the rest of you, I carry on. Keep the fight alive, and "Blades up!" -- Michael Eldritch P.S. Jorja? Any news on the pupularity award alternatives? No, not at this point. Indiana Jones -- Have I said this before or was it one of the "lost emails?" Sometimes childhood heroes just don't live up to the hype. Perhaps you could an adventure hunting down those missing missives? -- Whitey Twitter -- Honestly, I don't know how you can do that and fight at the same time. But I guess you're coordinated or something, because it worked. Just don't try to do it while driving a cart through town, that is how accidents happen. -- Silverback Ileosa -- I think the whole team agrees that we are not yet ready for you. Not yet. It is just a question of experience. But we are working on that problem. -- Cornelius Merchants and slaves, I guess that will teach them to behave. Somehow it just doesn't feel right beating up on one of them. Perhaps that is why we just waited until he tired out? -- The House If it worked, it was the right thing to do. Yoda -- Ah, the old classic "parry with your face" move. I have to remember not to do that, it makes me angry. And if I'd been much angrier, I would probably have killed you--can't have that. Somebody has to train the young punks, right? -- Quita Remming Avatar -- If I'm a fine opponent, why didn't I win? -- Sam Tall Draggin' Main -- Sounds to me like you need a new muffler. -- Orrie Pollas P.S. Maybe even a gag. Rizzyn -- Ah, rats. I thought the announcer said "Raisin," and I was thinking about a recipe for oatmeal cookies with raisins, and... well, I didn't have my mind on the right job. -- Karin Lo Ishtar -- I try not to beat up on ladies. -- Moris Nahr P.S. I'm assuming you're a lady? LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS WASNIS was outwaited by CONFESSION in a 10 minute master's Challenge Title fight. CYCLIDIA was outwaited by DRAGGIN' MAIN in a dull 15 minute veteran's Challenge match. STEEL MUSE was devastated by AVATAR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight. MELANCHOLIA demolished YODA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition. HELGA HOARFROST vanquished QUITA REMMING in a 1 minute mismatched fight. PEP RALLY was beaten by VODI in a popular 4 minute master's brawl. CUSTODIAN handily defeated ORRIE POLLAS in a 1 minute uneven melee. KARIN LO vanquished CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel. MORIS NAHR savagely defeated CORNELIUS in a exciting 1 minute gruesome fight. SAM TALL was outlasted by ROOK in a tiresome 13 minute brutal fight. WHITEY D'EAGLE devastated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict. SILVERBACK demolished EGOCENTRIC in a 1 minute mismatched match. INDIANA JONES beat ACCORDION in a 1 minute amateur's conflict. TWITTER overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided duel. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |BASHING ATTACK 4 TOTAL PARRY 28 - 8 - 0 78 | |LUNGING ATTACK 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 8 - 5 - 1 62 | |STRIKING ATTACK 4 STRIKING ATTACK 24 - 17 - 1 59 | |PARRY-STRIKE 3 PARRY-STRIKE 15 - 11 - 1 58 | |TOTAL PARRY 3 AIMED BLOW 8 - 7 - 0 53 | |SLASHING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 17 - 16 - 1 52 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 BASHING ATTACK 21 - 20 - 1 51 | |AIMED BLOW 1 LUNGING ATTACK 26 - 30 - 2 46 | |PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 8 - 0 43 | |WALL OF STEEL 1 WALL OF STEEL 6 - 9 - 1 40 | Turn 39 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 3 LUNGING ATTACK PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY BASHING ATTACK 3 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 2 BASHING ATTACK TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 PARRY-STRIKE SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 STRIKING ATTACK TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME TOTAL PARRY CONFESSION 47 35 4 1 185 OLDIES (5) BASHING ATTACK CUSTODIAN 215 20 12 0 107 OLDIES (5) PARRY-RIPOSTE WASNIS 224 17 12 0 106 OLLIS HEROES (27) LUNGING ATTACK PEP RALLY 46 21 18 0 88 OLDIES (5) PARRY-STRIKE AVATAR 283 6 5 1 63 OLLIS HEROES (27) SLASHING ATTACK MORIS NAHR 291 12 6 0 54 MIDDLE WAY 21 (40) STRIKING ATTACK STEEL MUSE 287 5 3 0 38 NONSUCH HOUSE (39) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is PEP RALLY 46. The most popular warrior this turn was WASNIS 224. The ten other most popular fighters were PEP RALLY 46, KARIN LO 292, MORIS NAHR 291, VODI 158, MELANCHOLIA 239, AVATAR 283, HELGA HOARFROST 237, CUSTODIAN 215, WHITEY D'EAGLE 289, and SILVERBACK 288. The least popular fighter this week was ROOK 286. The other ten least popular fighters were SAM TALL 293, DRAGGIN' MAIN 44, EGOCENTRIC 300, ORRIE POLLAS 295, QUITA REMMING 294, YODA 274, STEEL MUSE 287, CYCLIDIA 111, ACCORDION 301, and CORNELIUS 285. NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS) For those of you who keep track of such things, 4 additional warriors graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. EUGENE FLUCKY (82-41642) of MEDAL OF HONOR 30 (6955) FGC (47-6648) of KAOS (695) PRISONER B91 (82-53433) of DUNGEON CELL B9 (9014) PRISONER 0381 82-42371 of DUNGEON CELL 77 (7085) Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes