DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/27/2010    Duedate: 05/24/2010

TELORINTHE ARENA

DM-83    TURN-39

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CONFESSION
OLDIES (5)
(83-47) [35-4-1,185]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CONFESSION                     WHITEY D'EAGLE
OLDIES (5)                     NONSUCH HOUSE (39)
(83-47) [35-4-1,185]           (83-289) [5-3-0,42]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

PEP RALLY                      WASNIS
OLDIES (5)                     OLLIS HEROES (27)
(83-46) [21-18-0,88]           (83-224) [17-12-0,106]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

OLDIES (5)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ZEITGEIST (18)              30
2. NONSUCH HOUSE (39)          25      OLDIES (5)
3. OLDIES (5)                  14      Unchartered Team
4. OLLIS HEROES (27)            6
5. MIDDLE WAY 21 (40)           5      NONSUCH HOUSE (39)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 OLDIES (5)               133  62  4 68.2   1/ 1 OLDIES (5)               12  3 1
 2- 2 BAD SIGNS (24)           104  60  6 63.4   2/ 2 ZEITGEIST (18)            9  6 1
 3/ 3*NONSUCH HOUSE (39)        24  16  1 60.0   3/ 3*NONSUCH HOUSE (39)        9  6 0
 4/ 4 MIDDLE WAY 21 (40)        52  38  2 57.8   4/ 5 OLLIS HEROES (27)         8  7 0
 5/ 5 OLLIS HEROES (27)         91  97  3 48.4   5- 4 DEATH'S CHOSEN (17)       5  5 0
 6/ 6 ZEITGEIST (18)            85 105  3 44.7   6- 6 BAD SIGNS (24)            3  2 0
 7- 7 DEATH'S CHOSEN (17)       70 100  1 41.2   7/ 7 MIDDLE WAY 21 (40)        3 12 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                              ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 321): ZILCH of Z GLADIATORS (Z Man, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 318): CRICTOR UNGERER of THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 316): SINGALEK of THE KINDRED (Godric Magnusson DaVinci)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 272): MANN SLAUGHTER of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 294): DAN MACK GRU of NORTHERN LIGHTS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 288): RONDOL QUIGLO of THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 275): CASS DOLAN of MIDDLE WAY 6 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 269): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 255): VARDIN ABEQ of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 246): GISBORNE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 222): BIG DADDY KANE of RAP ATTACKS (?, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 223): TORANS ULRIK of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 223): EXTORTION of BLACKMAIL (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn  38): CONFESSION of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 221): VIOLATOR of DEMONIC FURY (Madwand, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 321): Z GLADIATORS (Z Man, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 318): PHANTACITY (Omega, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 316): MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 272): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 294): STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 288): DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 275): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 269): PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 255): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 246): WHAT'S IN A NAME (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 222): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 223): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 223): BLACKMAIL (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn  38): OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 221): LAND OF OZ et al (Consortium, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 318): SECI of PHANTACITY (Omega, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 315): KOLUM MAROD of MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 272): MANN SLAUGHTER of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 274): HOOPS of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 246): GISBORNE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 221): FAIZUN GOTE of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Fifteen?!  15 big Duelmaster crowns?!  How many people are lucky enough or good
enough to earn FIFTEEN?  Life is sweet--really, really sweet!
     As you know, the team lost Letter Sweater through graduation.  (She made a nice
DA finishing kill, didn't she?)  And now Coach has added a newby named Accordion.
Accordion?  Well, rumor has it that Coach was a musician in his early years with 8
years of accordion lessons, 9 of piano, and he played saxophone in the HS band and
sang in the HS chorus.  The Accordion was always his fave and he occasionally pulls
it out to play or occasionally plinks on the piano.
     Does that fit the profile of a nerdy jock who was football captain, played
baseball, basketball and track, and who later became an Engineer/MBA type?  Hey, when
there are only 42 graduates in one's senior class, one has to do everything.
     Enough of that.  Come and get me.  I am due a let down.  Be there or be square.
                   Confession DMXV

                                      SPY REPORT

     It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters.  Look on my work, ye mighty, 
and despair!  OLLIS HEROES had cause to celebrate, after VODI got 14 points by 
beating PEP RALLY.  YODA certainly had a baffled expression on his face, after losing 
to MELANCHOLIA and losing 12 points in the process!  You could cut the tension with a 
scimitar as WASNIS of OLLIS HEROES met the Duelmaster.  Those who hoped for a new 
Duelmaster were disappointed by WASNIS, of OLLIS HEROES, who despite a 17-12-0 
couldn't overcome TELORINTHE's Number 1.  Word has it one team in TELORINTHE is using 
psychics to predict wins.  They lead a charmed life!   
     My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter. 
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights!  Like a horde of jackals fleeing from 
the lion, so did the "warriors" in TELORINTHE avoid BAD SIGNS.  The warriors of BAD 
SIGNS found their efforts at combat frustrated as OLDIES apparently had more 
important things to do than fight.  If challenges were horses, DRAGGIN' MAIN could 
open up a fast food joint!  CYCLIDIA challenged DRAGGIN' MAIN!  Who says ZEITGEIST 
are just a bunch of wimps!  CYCLIDIA of ZEITGEIST kept hers wits as she was subdued 
by DRAGGIN' MAIN.   
     The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on...  Questions are being 
raised about the disposing of severed body parts in the arena.  A certain tavern in 
TELORINTHE would I avoid!   
     Leave me now, you base fools!  My fingers tire and I fear my incessant prattling 
may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable character.  Like a mixed metaphor, and 
an overtaxed simile, I now bid TELORINTHE farewell-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CONFESSION 47                35   4  1   185       OLDIES (5)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CUSTODIAN 215                20  12  0   107       OLDIES (5)
 WASNIS 224                   17  12  0   106       OLLIS HEROES (27)
-MORWEL 210                   13  16  0   101       DEATH'S CHOSEN (17)
-RIZZYN 104                   14  20  0   100       DEATH'S CHOSEN (17)
 DRAGGIN' MAIN 44             29  10  0    99       OLDIES (5)
 VODI 158                     16  22  1    98       OLLIS HEROES (27)
 HELGA HOARFROST 237          14  14  0    98       ZEITGEIST (18)
-STEAL HOME 138               24   9  2    92       BAD SIGNS (24)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PEP RALLY 46                 21  18  0    88       OLDIES (5)
 KARIN LO 292                  9   9  0    87       MIDDLE WAY 21 (40)
 ORRIE POLLAS 295             11   7  2    82       MIDDLE WAY 21 (40)
 CYCLIDIA 111                 15  23  1    81       ZEITGEIST (18)
-ISHTAR 184                   12  21  0    76       DEATH'S CHOSEN (17)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MELANCHOLIA 239              11  15  0    65       ZEITGEIST (18)
 QUITA REMMING 294            10   8  0    63       MIDDLE WAY 21 (40)
 AVATAR 283                    6   5  1    63       OLLIS HEROES (27)
-OUT FOR A DUCK 275            8   4  0    62       BAD SIGNS (24)
-ILEOSA 263                    9   9  0    57       DEATH'S CHOSEN (17)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MORIS NAHR 291               12   6  0    54       MIDDLE WAY 21 (40)
-REVENANT 213                 11  17  0    50       DEATH'S CHOSEN (17)
-LUMP 269                     10   6  0    49       BAD SIGNS (24)
 YODA 274                      7  10  0    44       OLLIS HEROES (27)
 WHITEY D'EAGLE 289            5   3  0    42       NONSUCH HOUSE (39)
 ROOK 286                      6   2  0    39       NONSUCH HOUSE (39)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SAM TALL 293                 10   8  0    38       MIDDLE WAY 21 (40)
 STEEL MUSE 287                5   3  0    38       NONSUCH HOUSE (39)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CORNELIUS 285                 4   4  0    32       NONSUCH HOUSE (39)
 TWITTER 299                   3   0  0    32       ZEITGEIST (18)
 SILVERBACK 288                4   4  1    24       NONSUCH HOUSE (39)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CONSTRUCTION ZONE 284         2   3  0    17       BAD SIGNS (24)
-KELLUMBO'S INITS. 296         1   3  1    13       BAD SIGNS (24)
 INDIANA JONES 297             1   3  0     7       OLLIS HEROES (27)
 EGOCENTRIC 300                1   1  1     5       ZEITGEIST (18)
 ACCORDION 301                 0   1  0     1       OLDIES (5)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
TOA JALLER 183         13 19 0 OLLIS HEROES 27      STEAL HOME 138         35  REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Hah, Black Orc!  Got you, you old Bozo! -- Letter Sweater, retired

     Watch your back in the alleys.  He holds grudges. -- Salgreid

Cyclidia -- I am so lucky!  I just don't know how I did that!  Sis, boom, bah! -- Pep
Rally

Vodi -- Thanks for helping me clean the toilets.  Sorry you fell in. -- Custodian
(chuckling)

Orrie Pollas -- There is nothing like a long, slow, patient trip down main. --
Draggin' Main

Morwel -- I have already heard your sins before.  Same old; same old. -- Confession

Hi. I'm Accordion.  Don't squeeze me, please.  (wink) -- Accordion

I may have some Oldies, but they surely are playing like goodies! -- Coach

Michael -- Well, as you know I'll be changing my surrounding very soon, so I'll be
taking the next turn off.  Talk to you soon. :) -- Azaziel
P.S.  This means, to the rest of you here, don't waste your challenges on my warriors
for turn 40.

LP Letter Sweater -- May Death never chose you!  Represent us well, you Immortal!! --
Warriors of Death's Chosen

Oldies -- They grow up so fast, don't they?  You must be proud. -- Azaziel

All -- And the Chains fell from his wings and limbs, the gates ripped from their
hinges, he is free once again!!  It is said that during the hours of twilight, if one
concentrates, you can hear his flight accompanied with the sounds of clashing steel!
Pray that he doesn't see you, for he might chose you! -- Told to the young in the
ancient city of Entioch by the Mad Prophet

Revenant -- Don't haunt me... I've got enough problems already. -- Melancholia

Wasnis -- Bah!  I hate Orcs! -- Helga Hoarfrost

Pep Rally -- Ah spit!  I should have planned for that. -- Cyclidia

Silverback -- Boy, has the commission got our races messed up, or what? -- Twitter

Mordant Deserter -- I was only going to chastise you.  You shouldn't have struck me.
-- Egocentric

For those who care, Azaziel will be returning to the world of the living soon.  Good
luck, my friend, and never forget how precious freedom is.  To the rest of you, I
carry on.  Keep the fight alive, and "Blades up!" -- Michael Eldritch
P.S.  Jorja?  Any news on the pupularity award alternatives?

     No, not at this point.

Indiana Jones -- Have I said this before or was it one of the "lost emails?"
Sometimes childhood heroes just don't live up to the hype.  Perhaps you could an
adventure hunting down those missing missives? -- Whitey

Twitter -- Honestly, I don't know how you can do that and fight at the same time.
But I guess you're coordinated or something, because it worked.  Just don't try to do
it while driving a cart through town, that is how accidents happen. -- Silverback

Ileosa -- I think the whole team agrees that we are not yet ready for you.  Not yet.
It is just a question of experience.  But we are working on that problem. --
Cornelius

Merchants and slaves, I guess that will teach them to behave.  Somehow it just
doesn't feel right beating up on one of them.  Perhaps that is why we just waited
until he tired out? -- The House

     If it worked, it was the right thing to do.

Yoda -- Ah, the old classic "parry with your face" move.  I have to remember not to
do that, it makes me angry.  And if I'd been much angrier, I would probably have
killed you--can't have that.  Somebody has to train the young punks, right? -- Quita
Remming

Avatar -- If I'm a fine opponent, why didn't I win? -- Sam Tall

Draggin' Main -- Sounds to me like you need a new muffler. -- Orrie Pollas
P.S.  Maybe even a gag.

Rizzyn -- Ah, rats.  I thought the announcer said "Raisin," and I was thinking about
a recipe for oatmeal cookies with raisins, and... well, I didn't have my mind on the
right job. -- Karin Lo

Ishtar -- I try not to beat up on ladies. -- Moris Nahr
P.S.  I'm assuming you're a lady?

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

WASNIS was outwaited by CONFESSION in a 10 minute master's Challenge Title fight.
CYCLIDIA was outwaited by DRAGGIN' MAIN in a dull 15 minute veteran's Challenge match.
STEEL MUSE was devastated by AVATAR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
MELANCHOLIA demolished YODA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
HELGA HOARFROST vanquished QUITA REMMING in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
PEP RALLY was beaten by VODI in a popular 4 minute master's brawl.
CUSTODIAN handily defeated ORRIE POLLAS in a 1 minute uneven melee.
KARIN LO vanquished CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
MORIS NAHR savagely defeated CORNELIUS in a exciting 1 minute gruesome fight.
SAM TALL was outlasted by ROOK in a tiresome 13 minute brutal fight.
WHITEY D'EAGLE devastated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
SILVERBACK demolished EGOCENTRIC in a 1 minute mismatched match.
INDIANA JONES beat ACCORDION in a 1 minute amateur's conflict.
TWITTER overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         TOTAL PARRY       28 -   8 -  0      78  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -   5 -  1      62  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         STRIKING ATTACK   24 -  17 -  1      59  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         PARRY-STRIKE      15 -  11 -  1      58  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         AIMED BLOW         8 -   7 -  0      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK   17 -  16 -  1      52  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         BASHING ATTACK    21 -  20 -  1      51  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         LUNGING ATTACK    26 -  30 -  2      46  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   8 -  0      43  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         WALL OF STEEL      6 -   9 -  1      40  |

Turn  39 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         2  BASHING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  2                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      CONFESSION 47              35   4  1  185 OLDIES (5)
BASHING ATTACK   CUSTODIAN 215              20  12  0  107 OLDIES (5)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    WASNIS 224                 17  12  0  106 OLLIS HEROES (27)
LUNGING ATTACK   PEP RALLY 46               21  18  0   88 OLDIES (5)
PARRY-STRIKE     AVATAR 283                  6   5  1   63 OLLIS HEROES (27)
SLASHING ATTACK  MORIS NAHR 291             12   6  0   54 MIDDLE WAY 21 (40)
STRIKING ATTACK  STEEL MUSE 287              5   3  0   38 NONSUCH HOUSE (39)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is PEP RALLY 46.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was WASNIS 224.  The ten other most popular fighters were PEP RALLY 46, KARIN LO 292, 
MORIS NAHR 291, VODI 158, MELANCHOLIA 239, AVATAR 283, HELGA HOARFROST 237, CUSTODIAN 
215, WHITEY D'EAGLE 289, and SILVERBACK 288.

The least popular fighter this week was ROOK 286.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SAM TALL 293, DRAGGIN' MAIN 44, EGOCENTRIC 300, ORRIE POLLAS 295, QUITA 
REMMING 294, YODA 274, STEEL MUSE 287, CYCLIDIA 111, ACCORDION 301, and CORNELIUS 
285.

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

     For those of you who keep track of such things, 4 additional warriors graduated 
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.  

                 EUGENE FLUCKY (82-41642) of MEDAL OF HONOR 30 (6955)
                             FGC (47-6648) of KAOS (695)
                  PRISONER B91 (82-53433) of DUNGEON CELL B9 (9014)
                   PRISONER 0381 82-42371 of DUNGEON CELL 77 (7085)

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes