DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/27/2012    Duedate: 04/23/2012

TELORINTHE ARENA

DM-83    TURN-64

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

VODI
OLLIS HEROES (27)
(83-158) [25-25-1,143]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

VODI                           ALMENDRAS
OLLIS HEROES (27)              BLACK LIGHTNING II (44)
(83-158) [25-25-1,143]         (83-353) [5-2-0,66]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

YODA                           HARRY POTTER
OLLIS HEROES (27)              OLLIS HEROES (27)
(83-274) [12-17-0,96]          (83-317) [3-2-1,29]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

OLDIES (5)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. OLDIES (5)                  37
2. SUDDENLY, THE VAN (41)      31      OLDIES (5)
3. BLACK LIGHTNING II (44)     29      Unchartered Team
4. OLLIS HEROES (27)           -8
5. MIDDLE WAY 21 (40)         -18      BLACK LIGHTNING II (44)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 OLDIES (5)               221  99  8 69.1   1/ 1 OLDIES (5)               12  3 0
 2/ 3 SUDDENLY, THE VAN (41)    69  47  2 59.5   2/ 2 OLLIS HEROES (27)        11  4 1
 3/ 4*BLACK LIGHTNING II (44)   24  20  2 54.5   3/ 5 SUDDENLY, THE VAN (41)    7  5 0
 4/ 5 OLLIS HEROES (27)        125 123  6 50.4   4/ 3*THE MYRMIDONS (48)        7  8 0
 5/ 6 MIDDLE WAY 21 (40)       105 110  4 48.8   5/ 4 MIDDLE WAY 21 (40)        6  9 0
 6/ 1*THE MYRMIDONS (48)         7   8  0 46.7   6/ 6*BLACK LIGHTNING II (44)   6  9 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                              ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 346): NORM QUESHA of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 343): TAXES of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 341): XANDAR of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat?, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 297): ASQUITH of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 319): ROSELYN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 313): SALAD SLAYER of VEGAN CANNIBALS (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 300): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 294): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 278): QIONG YING of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 271): APPLESEED of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 246): RAPUNZEL of DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 248): NAEFAN ORDH of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 248): PANAMA OATES of MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 63): VODI of OLLIS HEROES (Omega, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 246): MONKEY BUSINESS of PRIMATES-R-US (Crip, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 346): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 343): DREW'S BOYS (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 341): MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 297): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 319): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 313): VEGAN CANNIBALS (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 300): LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 294): BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 278): KIWI CONNECTION II (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 271): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 246): DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 248): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 248): MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 63): OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 246): TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgrs.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 346): NORM QUESHA of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
               (turn 345): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 340): OMBERT QURL of MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 297): RATA of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
                   (turn 296): IPSWICH of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 312): PATRY TRAP of PALINDROMES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 299): PURPLE ACE of LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 670): LORD FOUL of BLOODGUARD (Sigird Fafnisbane, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     So why do I have this bag over my head?  Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and 
I'm going to give you a spy report!.  It looks like the guys(?) at BLACK LIGHTNING II 
had a good week as they went 4-1-0 to put them in 6th place.  I guess steroids help!  
Hey everybody, watch out for SANGER, who flew up 16 points in the rankings after 
mashing VIRGINAL GIGOLO like a melon.  Keep your eye on this gal.  Ya know, some days 
it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands.  PETRO SALM was overcame by ERIC and drops 9 
points.  Our battling duelmaster VODI has managed to hold the title, fending off SAM 
TALL's none too subtle advances.  Better luck next time, MIDDLE WAY 21.  4 out of 5 
gladiators surveyed protect the body, so try and avoid aiming at that location.   
     Here is other news that is of note.  And hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't 
avoid SUDDENLY, THE VAN, please raise you hand.  Wow.  Does TELORINTHE really have 
that many liars?  Okay, so I may not be funny, but catch OLDIES' act in the arena.  
Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft at running from SUDDENLY, THE VAN.  Well just 
about everybody wants a piece of ALMENDRAS, who was this week's most challenged 
warrior.   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  Here's some advice:  warriors 
with little wit and will may encounter problems on the trail to the Isle.   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in TELORINTHE have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  Well, there goes another Spy 
Report.  Good luck in next week's fights.  Hasta la bye-bye.  (Loud choruses of 'Beat 
it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VODI 158                     25  25  1   143       OLLIS HEROES (27)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CRACKER JACKS 303            13  10  1   120       OLDIES (5)
 YODA 274                     12  17  0    96       OLLIS HEROES (27)
 BERTHOLD 314                 20   9  2    94       SUDDENLY, THE VAN (41)
 SVEN 309                     17  12  0    92       SUDDENLY, THE VAN (41)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MORIS NAHR 291               22  21  1    90       MIDDLE WAY 21 (40)
 SANGER 315                   19  10  0    87       SUDDENLY, THE VAN (41)
 SAM TALL 293                 19  24  0    83       MIDDLE WAY 21 (40)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ALMENDRAS 353                 5   2  0    66       BLACK LIGHTNING II (44)
 INDIANA JONES 297             7   9  0    58       OLLIS HEROES (27)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CUSTODIAN 325                 6   7  0    53       OLDIES (5)
 ERIC 311                      9  10  0    52       SUDDENLY, THE VAN (41)
 CONTRACT BRIDGE 308          12   7  1    51       OLDIES (5)
 LIFE SCOUT 316               13   5  0    49       OLDIES (5)
 ROSANA SABEL 326              5   8  0    41       MIDDLE WAY 21 (40)
 BEN10 306                     6   2  2    40       OLLIS HEROES (27)
 CIRCLE K 354                  4   1  0    34       OLDIES (5)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MELANIE OBERN 324             7   7  1    29       MIDDLE WAY 21 (40)
 PETRO SALM 337                6   6  0    29       MIDDLE WAY 21 (40)
 HARRY POTTER 317              3   2  1    29       OLLIS HEROES (27)
 SLIGHT ADJUSTMENT 336         5   4  1    27       BLACK LIGHTNING II (44)
 BOOLUUGY 333                  5   4  1    26       BLACK LIGHTNING II (44)
 FABER CASTELL 335             5   4  0    26       BLACK LIGHTNING II (44)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SOUTHBOUND 334                4   5  0    21       BLACK LIGHTNING II (44)
 AUNTY JACK 357                2   1  0    14       THE MYRMIDONS (48)
 HECTOR PASCALS 359            1   2  0    11       THE MYRMIDONS (48)
 BARLDEN 358                   2   1  0    10       THE MYRMIDONS (48)
 GARKEN 356                    1   2  0     5       THE MYRMIDONS (48)
 BOMREX 365                    0   1  0     1       THE MYRMIDONS (48)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
KHOAKS 355              1  1 0 THE MYRMIDONS 48     HARRY POTTER 317       63   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Congrats to Vodi, the best, again, in Telorinthe.  A salute, also, to all we fought
this turn. -- Coach and The Oldies (too old to write much more at the moment)

Cracker Jacks -- As always, you are incredibly stingy. -- Moris Nahr

I'm fairly sure that dwarf wasn't from Khalhums.  The black armor enameled with white
lilies is a clue. -- Sam Tall

Sanger -- And you didn't even notice yourself doing it, did you? -- Rosana Sabel, not
a dwarf

Slight Adjustment -- Maybe you need a larger one? -- Melanie Obern

Booluugy -- Ah... you hadn't finished washing your face and were still going "boola-
boola"? -- Petro Salm

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BARLDEN was viciously subdued by HARRY POTTER in a 3 minute amateur's Bloodfeud fight.
YODA was overcome by CRACKER JACKS in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge match.
BEN10 was vanquished by ALMENDRAS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
VODI overpowered SAM TALL in a 7 minute bloody one-sided Title fight.
BERTHOLD bested M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute duel.
SVEN savagely defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a 7 minute brutal struggle.
MORIS NAHR devastated INDIANA JONES in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
SANGER handily defeated VIRGINAL GIGOLO in a 1 minute uneven melee.
MELANIE OBERN was vanquished by CONTRACT BRIDGE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
PETRO SALM was vanquished by ERIC in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
CUSTODIAN overpowered FABER CASTELL in a 1 minute uneven match.
ROSANA SABEL was luckily beaten by LIFE SCOUT in a exciting 3 minute brutal fight.
CIRCLE K devastated CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
BOOLUUGY subdued AUNTY JACK in a 2 minute match.
SOUTHBOUND bested HECTOR PASCALS in a 4 minute bout.
SLIGHT ADJUSTMENT handily defeated GARKEN in a 2 minute one-sided conflict.
BOMREX was vanquished by MORDANT DESERTER in a 2 minute mismatched bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         PARRY-STRIKE      15 -   7 -  0      68  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         TOTAL PARRY       22 -  11 -  0      67  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         STRIKING ATTACK   21 -  13 -  1      62  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         BASHING ATTACK     3 -   2 -  1      60  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -   6 -  0      57  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         AIMED BLOW         8 -   6 -  0      57  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   4 -  1      56  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    13 -  11 -  0      54  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         SLASHING ATTACK   17 -  16 -  2      52  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         WALL OF STEEL     15 -  16 -  0      48  |

Turn  64 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         2 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  4         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0                                       2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  1                                       2  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  2                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  CRACKER JACKS 303          13  10  1  120 OLDIES (5)
WALL OF STEEL    BERTHOLD 314               20   9  2   94 SUDDENLY, THE VAN (41)
TOTAL PARRY      SVEN 309                   17  12  0   92 SUDDENLY, THE VAN (41)
SLASHING ATTACK  MORIS NAHR 291             22  21  1   90 MIDDLE WAY 21 (40)
PARRY-LUNGE      SANGER 315                 19  10  0   87 SUDDENLY, THE VAN (41)
PARRY-STRIKE     ALMENDRAS 353               5   2  0   66 BLACK LIGHTNING II (44)
AIMED BLOW       CIRCLE K 354                4   1  0   34 OLDIES (5)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is YODA 274.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
HARRY POTTER 317.  The ten other most popular fighters were ROSANA SABEL 326, HECTOR 
PASCALS 359, CRACKER JACKS 303, MORIS NAHR 291, SANGER 315, CONTRACT BRIDGE 308, ERIC 
311, BOOLUUGY 333, SLIGHT ADJUSTMENT 336, and ALMENDRAS 353.

The least popular fighter this week was SAM TALL 293.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were BOMREX 365, PETRO SALM 337, MELANIE OBERN 324, INDIANA JONES 297, BEN10 
306, YODA 274, BARLDEN 358, GARKEN 356, FABER CASTELL 335, and VODI 158.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

VODI (83-158) OLLIS HEROES (27)