DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/22/2012 Duedate: 06/18/2012
TELORINTHE ARENA
DM-83 TURN-66
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
CRACKER JACKS
OLDIES (5)
(83-303) [14-11-1,111]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
CRACKER JACKS ROID FLOYD
OLDIES (5) PUNY ORC PELOTON (8)
(83-303) [14-11-1,111] (83-61) [7-1-0,79]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
CONTRACT BRIDGE SANGER
OLDIES (5) SUDDENLY, THE VAN (41)
(83-308) [13-8-1,48] (83-315) [20-11-0,91]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BLACK LIGHTNING II (44)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. PUNY ORC PELOTON (8) 47
2. BLACK LIGHTNING II (44) 32 OLDIES (5)
3. SUDDENLY, THE VAN (41) 24 Unchartered Team
4. OLDIES (5) 8
5. THE MYRMIDONS (48) 6 PUNY ORC PELOTON (8)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 OLDIES (5) 226 104 8 68.5 1/ 3 BLACK LIGHTNING II (44) 11 4 0
2/ 2*PUNY ORC PELOTON (8) 26 14 0 65.0 2/ 5 SUDDENLY, THE VAN (41) 10 2 0
3/ 3 SUDDENLY, THE VAN (41) 75 49 2 60.5 3/ 1 OLDIES (5) 10 5 0
4/ 4 BLACK LIGHTNING II (44) 31 23 2 57.4 4/ 4*THE MYRMIDONS (48) 7 8 0
5/ 5*THE MYRMIDONS (48) 14 11 0 56.0 5/ 2 OLLIS HEROES (27) 6 9 0
6/ 6 OLLIS HEROES (27) 129 129 6 50.0 6/ 7*PUNY ORC PELOTON (8) 5 5 0
7/ 7 MIDDLE WAY 21 (40) 107 118 4 47.6 7/ 6 MIDDLE WAY 21 (40) 3 12 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 348): PENNY of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 345): COLGATE SMILE of MY GENERATION (Storm Lord, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 342): XANDAR of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat?, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 299): ASQUITH of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 321): MINI DRIVER of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 315): SPAWN of FANTASTIC FIVE (?, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 302): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 296): SAVAGE SNOWBALL of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 280): TONG PAK FU of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 273): APPLESEED of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 248): SUGAR HILL GANG of RAP ATTACKS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 250): FILING FEE of BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 250): BOOB of PALINDROMES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 65): BERTHOLD of SUDDENLY, THE VAN (She-Puppy, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 248): MAD CAT of INSP GADGETS MINIONS (The Mun, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 348): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 345): PHANTACITY (Omega, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 342): AVENGERS (Huckle Cat?, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 299): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 321): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 315): VEGAN CANNIBALS (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 302): LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 296): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 280): KIWI CONNECTION II (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 273): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 249): WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 250): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 250): MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 65): OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 248): SPARF! et al (Crip, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 346): NORM QUESHA of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 298): FALLON GRIMM of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 321): JOSIE WALES of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 302): RED ALERT of PUBLIC ENEMY (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 295): AREOPOLITE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 273): G W BUSH of TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 248): SUGAR HILL GANG of RAP ATTACKS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
(turn 248): DIANGELIQUE of DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 249): LOUIE MURH of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 249): PANAMA OATES of MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 65): BERTHOLD of SUDDENLY, THE VAN (She-Puppy, mgr.)
(turn 64): VODI of OLLIS HEROES (Omega, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day,
I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again! Nothing is certain in TELORINTHE, with
changing loyalties, changing Duelmasters. Write this down: new top team--BLACK
LIGHTNING II. What's a move up by 3 you ask? (alright, maybe you didn't ask) Cause
for celebration, according to SUDDENLY, THE VAN. Good things come to those who fight
well, as BLACK LIGHTNING II can attest, moving up by 2. PUNY ORC PELOTON had cause
to celebrate, after BAD BAD BASSO got 19 points by beating BEN10. Win some, lose
some. Speaking of which, BAD BAD BASSO was winsome, after beating BEN10 and seeing
him lose 13 points. The arena was more crowded than usual this time, as YODA faced
TELORINTHE's Duelmaster. YODA found out that TELORINTHE isn't a democracy. You've
gotta be the best to be Duelmaster here! Word has it one team in TELORINTHE is using
psychics to predict wins. They lead a charmed life!
My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter.
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights! To quell some nasty rumors, the guys
in OLLIS HEROES are not carrying any incurable diseases. No need to avoid 'em. Like
a pup with its tail between its legs, OLDIES scurried away from OLLIS HEROES. Oh,
the shame! If challenges were horses, ROID FLOYD could open up a fast food joint!
SAM TALL found himself challenged by a warrior 23 below: ROID FLOYD. ROID FLOYD of
PUNY ORC PELOTON kept his wits as he beat SAM TALL.
Ah, the duel! The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd! Oh hard! that
to strike a flame, the match itself must needs be wasting!
Leave me now, you base fools! My fingers tire and I fear my incessant prattling
may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable character. Can anything compare to the
pleasure of writing Spyreports for TELORINTHE? On that giddy note I take my leave--
Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CRACKER JACKS 303 14 11 1 111 OLDIES (5)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SVEN 309 19 12 0 99 SUDDENLY, THE VAN (41)
YODA 274 12 19 0 94 OLLIS HEROES (27)
MORIS NAHR 291 23 22 1 92 MIDDLE WAY 21 (40)
SANGER 315 20 11 0 91 SUDDENLY, THE VAN (41)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SAM TALL 293 19 26 0 83 MIDDLE WAY 21 (40)
ROID FLOYD 61 7 1 0 79 PUNY ORC PELOTON (8)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LIFE SCOUT 316 14 6 0 65 OLDIES (5)
ALMENDRAS 353 6 3 0 64 BLACK LIGHTNING II (44)
INDIANA JONES 297 8 10 0 62 OLLIS HEROES (27)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CIRCLE K 354 6 1 0 51 OLDIES (5)
FABER CASTELL 335 7 4 0 49 BLACK LIGHTNING II (44)
BAD BAD BASSO 58 7 1 0 49 PUNY ORC PELOTON (8)
CONTRACT BRIDGE 308 13 8 1 48 OLDIES (5)
ERIC 311 10 11 0 46 SUDDENLY, THE VAN (41)
SLIGHT ADJUSTMENT 336 6 5 1 41 BLACK LIGHTNING II (44)
BEN10 306 7 3 2 38 OLLIS HEROES (27)
BOOLUUGY 333 7 4 1 37 BLACK LIGHTNING II (44)
LILLIPUTAIN LEVI 62 6 2 0 35 PUNY ORC PELOTON (8)
MELANIE OBERN 324 8 8 1 34 MIDDLE WAY 21 (40)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CUSTODIAN 325 6 9 0 29 OLDIES (5)
SOUTHBOUND 334 5 6 0 28 BLACK LIGHTNING II (44)
ROSANA SABEL 326 5 10 0 27 MIDDLE WAY 21 (40)
HARRY POTTER 317 4 3 1 27 OLLIS HEROES (27)
PETRO SALM 337 6 8 0 26 MIDDLE WAY 21 (40)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GARKEN 356 3 2 0 21 THE MYRMIDONS (48)
HECTOR PASCALS 359 2 3 0 18 THE MYRMIDONS (48)
BOMREX 365 2 1 0 18 THE MYRMIDONS (48)
AUNTY JACK 357 3 2 0 16 THE MYRMIDONS (48)
BARLDEN 358 3 2 0 15 THE MYRMIDONS (48)
PIERCE LEGWEAK 59 3 5 0 14 PUNY ORC PELOTON (8)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SPANISH BEEF 366 0 1 0 1 PUNY ORC PELOTON (8)
NICKOTICKO 367 0 1 0 1 OLLIS HEROES (27)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
KHOAKS 355 1 1 0 THE MYRMIDONS 48 HARRY POTTER 317 63
PERSONAL ADS
Vodi went. Bertold's going. Congrats to all involved. We want some graduates, too!
-- Coach. Oldies
Lilliputain Levi -- You tied me up and made me go and go and go and I didn't have the
cards to last. (sigh) Well done. -- Contact Bridrge
Floyd -- I hate cleaning Roids. Especially when I can't. Shucks! -- Custodian
Harry Potter -- What was that spell you threw at me? Good thing I knew the counter.
Yes! -- Circle K
Almendras -- A few more like you and I could make Eagle. -- Life Scout
Vodi -- I wanted it! But you wanted it more. A salute to you. Good luck in The Big
Time. -- Cracker Jacks
Slugbait! All right! Welcome back. -- Coach
A salute to the non-DM Column Duelmaster. Well done. For the feat. Not for the
lack thereof. (wink) -- Coach and The Oldies
Contact Bridge -- Almost didn't get the job done. Maybe I'll get you next time. --
Levi
Booluugy -- Not very nice. My legs were just too weak to deal with your hits. --
Pierce
Aunty -- Not only frustrating but we didn't teach each other Jack. -- Basso
Custodian -- I'm sure that is not what I expected. Maybe if you'd have used the mop
you would have beat me. -- Floyd
Jorja -- Good to be in another arena with you. I'll try not to over challenge your
warriors since this is not one of my typical 4-24 warrior arenas. -- slugbait
Coach -- 1-1. Looks like I needed to change arenas just to get a 50-50 record. --
slugbait
Bad Bad Basso -- That hurt. Please don't ever do that again or I'll get angry. You
wouldn't like me when I'm angry. Trust me. -- Aunty Jack
Sigurd Fafnisbane -- Did that sound menacing enough? -- Aunty Jack
Aunty Jack -- I guess, but you do realise you'll have to perform now if you matchup
with him again? -- Sigurd Fafnisbane, mgr The Myrmidons
Sigurd -- Oh. Darn. -- Aunty Jack
Persistant Beggar -- You certainly live up to your name, given both Barlden and I
fought you. -- Garken
Though not a Beggar of any kind in my "day job," I do try. -- P. Beggar
Embezzling Scribe -- When will you ever learn? You get caught, go to the arena. You
survive your experience with me, then go embezzle some more, and go back to the
arena, to face Hector Pascals this time. Sheesh, you need to change careers before
it is the end of you. -- Bomrex
You are confusing me with my rival, Derzil. *I* am no criminal. I took this
job in the arena because jobs are hard to come by these days. -- Sestin Korrow,
official Embezzling Scribe
Life Scout -- We Girl Scouts are not so relentlessly competitive. After all, there
IS more to life than "I have more badges than you do"! -- Rosana Sabel
Slugbait -- True, we are glad to see you return. -- Jorja
Our congratulations to Berthold. -- Jorja and the Middle Way
Plus, we salute the non-participants in the tourney. -- Jorja again
Ben10 -- Oh, I do find you tall, elvish types devastating. For a while; then I
realize that you couldn't live in a mine, and the bloom goes off. -- Rosana Sabel
Sven and Sanger -- You guys are so disappointing. We'd have a better chance of
getting a personal from a standby. -- Sam Tall and Moris Nahr
P.S. You can graduate any time.
Faber Castell -- I seem to have pencil marks all over my armor. Weird. -- Petro Salm
Southbound -- Not a bad plan, during the winter. But with the weather heating up,
I'm thinking... northbound for now, eh? Maybe we should go together? -- Melanie
Obern
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
CRACKER JACKS devastated MORIS NAHR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
YODA lost to BERTHOLD in a 3 minute expert's Challenge battle.
ROID FLOYD savagely defeated SAM TALL in a 2 minute uneven Challenge fight.
INDIANA JONES narrowly defeated CONTRACT BRIDGE in a 2 minute brutal Challenge fight.
CUSTODIAN was devastated by FABER CASTELL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
LILLIPUTAIN LEVI defeated ROSANA SABEL in a 4 minute Challenge struggle.
PIERCE LEGWEAK was overpowered by SOUTHBOUND in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
SVEN vanquished M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SANGER viciously subdued LIFE SCOUT in a action packed 4 minute gruesome fight.
ALMENDRAS overpowered MELANIE OBERN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BEN10 was unbelievably bested by BAD BAD BASSO in a 3 minute bout.
ERIC overpowered PETRO SALM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
CIRCLE K overcame SLIGHT ADJUSTMENT in a 1 minute contest.
HECTOR PASCALS was demolished by BOOLUUGY in a 1 minute mismatched match.
HARRY POTTER savagely defeated BARLDEN in a 2 minute bloody conflict.
GARKEN overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
AUNTY JACK devastated NICKOTICKO in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BOMREX narrowly defeated SPANISH BEEF in a 6 minute bloody amateur's brawl.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 6 PARRY-STRIKE 19 - 8 - 0 70 |
|WALL OF STEEL 6 BASHING ATTACK 4 - 2 - 1 67 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 5 TOTAL PARRY 25 - 14 - 0 64 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 AIMED BLOW 12 - 7 - 0 63 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 STRIKING ATTACK 19 - 15 - 1 56 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 SLASHING ATTACK 20 - 18 - 2 53 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 5 - 1 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 WALL OF STEEL 19 - 19 - 0 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 13 - 14 - 0 48 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 7 - 9 - 0 44 |
Turn 66 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 3 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 4 2 PARRY-LUNGE
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 3 1 PARRY-STRIKE
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 3 1 LUNGING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK CRACKER JACKS 303 14 11 1 111 OLDIES (5)
TOTAL PARRY SVEN 309 19 12 0 99 SUDDENLY, THE VAN (41)
SLASHING ATTACK MORIS NAHR 291 23 22 1 92 MIDDLE WAY 21 (40)
PARRY-LUNGE SANGER 315 20 11 0 91 SUDDENLY, THE VAN (41)
AIMED BLOW ROID FLOYD 61 7 1 0 79 PUNY ORC PELOTON (8)
PARRY-STRIKE ALMENDRAS 353 6 3 0 64 BLACK LIGHTNING II (44)
PARRY-RIPOSTE SLIGHT ADJUSTMENT 336 6 5 1 41 BLACK LIGHTNING II (44)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is CONTRACT BRIDGE 308. The most popular warrior this
turn was SANGER 315. The ten other most popular fighters were ROID FLOYD 61,
CONTRACT BRIDGE 308, ROSANA SABEL 326, BEN10 306, HARRY POTTER 317, SOUTHBOUND 334,
ERIC 311, CRACKER JACKS 303, YODA 274, and INDIANA JONES 297.
The least popular fighter this week was SPANISH BEEF 366. The other ten least
popular fighters were NICKOTICKO 367, BARLDEN 358, HECTOR PASCALS 359, MELANIE OBERN
324, LILLIPUTAIN LEVI 62, CUSTODIAN 325, MORIS NAHR 291, BOMREX 365, AUNTY JACK 357,
and SLIGHT ADJUSTMENT 336.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
CRACKER JACKS (83-303) OLDIES (5)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
BERTHOLD (83-314) SUDDENLY, THE VAN (41)