DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 11/06/2012 Duedate: 12/03/2012
TELORINTHE ARENA
DM-83 TURN-72
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
LIFE SCOUT
OLDIES (5)
(83-316) [20-6-0,95]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
POSITION IS EMPTY POSITION IS EMPTY
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
CONTRACT BRIDGE PETRO SALM
OLDIES (5) MIDDLE WAY 21 (40)
(83-308) [19-8-1,94] (83-337) [9-11-0,46]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
OLDIES (5)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. PUNY ORC PELOTON (8) 38
2. OLDIES (5) 24 OLDIES (5)
3. MIDDLE WAY 21 (40) -14 Unchartered Team
2010 WORDINGS (45)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 OLDIES (5) 251 109 9 69.7 1/ 1 OLDIES (5) 13 2 1
2/ 2 PUNY ORC PELOTON (8) 40 25 1 61.5 2/ 3 PUNY ORC PELOTON (8) 10 5 0
3/ 3 MIDDLE WAY 21 (40) 118 137 6 46.3 3/ 2 MIDDLE WAY 21 (40) 4 11 2
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 354): IMA SLAYER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 351): GARROT of STEEL AND SILK (Michael Eldritch, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 349): BUMBLE of BAD NEWS BEES (Stinger, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 304): WOXTON of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 327): SAPPHIRA of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
(turn 326): ANDROMEDA of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 321): BIG MAC of FAST FOOD (Madwand, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 308): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 302): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 286): WERE BEAR of FERAL LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 279): ELMINSTER of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 255): DANNY HEATLEY of OTTAWA SENATORS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 255): LONDON BEEFEATER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 256): JEROME BETTIS of SUE'S BOYS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 71): LIFE SCOUT of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 254): THE REFEREE of AVID FANS (Crip, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 354): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 351): THE WOLF PACK (Wolf, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 349): BAD NEWS BEES (Stinger, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 304): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 327): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 321): BASH BROS PARK (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 308): LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 302): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 286): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 279): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 255): WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 255): MONGREL HORDE (Crip, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 256): WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 71): OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 254): SPARF! et al (Crip, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 28 MORYA (turn 351): MADELINE of DODGE BULLETS (Jorja, mgr.)
(turn 350): COLGATE SMILE of MY GENERATION (Storm Lord, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 348): BUZZ-BUZZ of BAD NEWS BEES (Stinger, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 327): SAPPHIRA of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
(turn 326): ANDROMEDA of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 321): BIG MAC of FAST FOOD (Madwand, mgr.)
(turn 320): QUEEN OF TARTS of MYSTIC ORC FEAST (slugbait, mgr.)
BROOMSTICK of LAND OF OZ (Oz, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 285): TONG PAK FU of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 279): ELMINSTER of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
(turn 278): APPLESEED of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 254): B'ZIADUL of WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
AFTERSHOCK of SLAMMA JAMMA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
ALBUQUERQUE of WESTERN FRONTIER (Crip, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 69): MORIS NAHR of MIDDLE WAY 21 (Jorja, mgr.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
I suppose I have to write a column, but after posting that long, old story, I am
kinda tired. And fighting that Kung-Fu guy wore me down even more. I tried to learn
from him; I listened well; but he was yelling out these phrases that I couldn't
understand, so I was glad when it was all over.
It would be kinda nice if there were more managers and teams and warriors in
this arena. I like a good fight.
Maybe Slugbait's guy will provide a challenge. After all, he has me style
beaten all to kingdom come. We shall see.
Later, all.
Life Scout DMII
SPY REPORT
Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day,
I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again! OLDIES had cause to celebrate, after SPORT got
21 points by beating THE USEROUS MERCHANT. CIRCLE K certainly had a baffled
expression on its face, after losing to VIRGINAL GIGOLO and losing 18 points in the
process! LIFE SCOUT successfully staved off a grab for the roses by SAM TALL of
MIDDLE WAY 21. Does TELORINTHE have no one talented enough to dethrone him? So
who's the team that's been walking into taverns last week and ordering milk? Sounds
like a PR stunt to me.
And how sociable are TELORINTHE's warriors? Come, let us see. Like a horde of
jackals fleeing from the lion, so did the "warriors" in TELORINTHE avoid PUNY ORC
PELOTON. As a woman of good breeding scorns the "warriors" of OLDIES, so did that
sorry team shy from PUNY ORC PELOTON Is it charming personality? Conversational
abilities? Good oral hygiene? Whatever it is, MELANIE OBERN is the most challenged
warrior.
Ah, the duel! The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd! Charity is
unknown in TELORINTHE, and rightly so. PUNY ORC PELOTON exacted their revenge
against MIDDLE WAY 21. Questions are being raised about the disposing of severed
body parts in the arena. A certain tavern in TELORINTHE would I avoid!
All good things must come to an end. More important duties call me. Can
anything compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for TELORINTHE? On that giddy
note I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LIFE SCOUT 316 20 6 0 95 OLDIES (5)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ROID FLOYD 61 10 3 0 95 PUNY ORC PELOTON (8)
CONTRACT BRIDGE 308 19 8 1 94 OLDIES (5)
SAM TALL 293 20 31 0 91 MIDDLE WAY 21 (40)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CIRCLE K 354 10 3 0 78 OLDIES (5)
CUSTODIAN 325 10 11 1 73 OLDIES (5)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MELANIE OBERN 324 10 12 2 64 MIDDLE WAY 21 (40)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BAD BAD BASSO 58 9 4 0 52 PUNY ORC PELOTON (8)
PETRO SALM 337 9 11 0 46 MIDDLE WAY 21 (40)
SPORT 368 4 1 0 46 OLDIES (5)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
POSTAL TURNCOAT 369 3 1 1 26 PUNY ORC PELOTON (8)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SPANISH BEEF 366 3 3 0 14 PUNY ORC PELOTON (8)
OMEGA OMERTA 372 1 0 0 9 PUNY ORC PELOTON (8)
OLOVOR PARIS 371 1 1 1 5 MIDDLE WAY 21 (40)
TAMARIND URLIK 370 0 2 0 2 MIDDLE WAY 21 (40)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
ROSANA SABEL 326 6 13 0 MIDDLE WAY 21 40 CUSTODIAN 325 70
LILLIPUTAIN LEVI 62 8 4 0 PUNY ORC PELOTON 8 MELANIE OBERN 324 71 JUST REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
Spanish Beef -- Sucks, that was easy. I can't wait until I move up the ranks and get
to fight some of those harder NPCs. (wink) -- Sport
Kung Fu Master -- You are not! -- Circle K
Virginal Gigolo -- Hmmmmm. I don't know what to say. Would it hurt your feelings if
I said, "You were easy?" -- Contract Bridge
Probably. He's a delicate flower.
Khalhum's Dwarf -- What can I say? You dusted my mantle. -- Custodian
Kung-Fu Master -- I am always pleased to win a match with one of your style. -- Life
Scout
Oldies -- A 4-1 is good. I am proud of you all. Health. Humility. Honor. -- Coach
Sam Tall -- Much closer than I would have liked. The style difference helped
overcome the difference in total fights. -- Roid
Petro Salm -- If you just kept trying and sure enough you broke through my giant wall
of shield. -- Bad Basso
Melanie -- Well that is rude! No way to treat a little guy like Levi. -- slugbait
Tamarind -- Almost had me but I stabbed you in the back. -- Turncoat
Sport -- Not very sporting of me. I hadn't finish digesting my dinner when you beat
me to a mince meat. -- Beef
Coach -- Lost count but you are just kicking the stuffing out of me. Let's call it
7-1 for you and I'll find a way to dig myself out of this hole. -- Sluggy
Custodian -- You polished the floor too much, and I slipped and fell down the stairs
and broke my neck. -- Ghost of Rosana Sabel
Life Scout -- Well, I suppose, but eating the clock gave me SUCH indigestion, you
can't imagine! -- Sam Tall
Contract Bridge -- No, it is NOT all in the cards. It's how you play the hand, and I
fluffed it. -- Melanie Obern
Roid Floyd -- Oh, no! Subdued by a puny orc! The shame! -- Sam Tall
Bad Bad Basso -- You SQUEAKED at me! That was just wrong. Way too puny. -- Petro
Salm
Liliputain Levi and slugbait -- Sorry about that. I didn't realize HOW puny some of
your orcs are. -- Melanie Obern
Postal Turncoat -- Like that, huh? Maybe I was too hasty in signing up. -- Tamarind
Ulrik
The Mordant Deserter insulted me. It isn't my fault I'm a golem, I had no choice in
the matter. -- Olovor Paris
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
ROID FLOYD devastated MELANIE OBERN in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud fight.
LIFE SCOUT outwaited SAM TALL in a monotonous 10 minute expert's Title battle.
CIRCLE K was overpowered by VIRGINAL GIGOLO in a 2 minute mismatched duel.
CONTRACT BRIDGE devastated VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CUSTODIAN subdued KUNG-FU MASTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute competition.
PETRO SALM lost to BAD BAD BASSO in a crowd pleasing 3 minute fight.
SPORT overpowered THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute mismatched brawl.
SPANISH BEEF defeated TAMARIND URLIK in a 3 minute melee.
OLOVOR PARIS was vanquished by POSTAL TURNCOAT in a 1 minute uneven duel.
OMEGA OMERTA won victory over PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a dull 4 minute beginner's fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 3 PARRY-STRIKE 12 - 5 - 0 71 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 STRIKING ATTACK 15 - 7 - 0 68 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 17 - 8 - 1 68 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 3 - 2 63 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 TOTAL PARRY 24 - 19 - 0 56 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 20 - 16 - 1 56 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 2 - 0 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 5 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 LUNGING ATTACK 13 - 14 - 1 48 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 WALL OF STEEL 17 - 22 - 0 44 |
Turn 72 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 3 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 2 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 2 SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY LIFE SCOUT 316 20 6 0 95 OLDIES (5)
AIMED BLOW ROID FLOYD 61 10 3 0 95 PUNY ORC PELOTON (8)
STRIKING ATTACK CONTRACT BRIDGE 308 19 8 1 94 OLDIES (5)
SLASHING ATTACK SPORT 368 4 1 0 46 OLDIES (5)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is CONTRACT BRIDGE 308. The most popular warrior this
turn was PETRO SALM 337. The ten other most popular fighters were CONTRACT BRIDGE
308, CUSTODIAN 325, SPORT 368, TAMARIND URLIK 370, POSTAL TURNCOAT 369, ROID FLOYD
61, BAD BAD BASSO 58, SPANISH BEEF 366, CIRCLE K 354, and MELANIE OBERN 324.
The least popular fighter this week was LIFE SCOUT 316. The other ten least popular
fighters were SAM TALL 293, OMEGA OMERTA 372, OLOVOR PARIS 371, MELANIE OBERN 324,
CIRCLE K 354, SPANISH BEEF 366, BAD BAD BASSO 58, ROID FLOYD 61, POSTAL TURNCOAT 369,
and TAMARIND URLIK 370.