DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 09/10/2013 Duedate: 10/07/2013
TELORINTHE ARENA
DM-83 TURN-83
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
STEEL MUSE
NONSUCH HOUSE (39)
(83-287) [13-6-0,129]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
STEEL MUSE ORGAN GRINDER
NONSUCH HOUSE (39) CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
(83-287) [13-6-0,129] (83-124) [5-1-1,47]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
CUSTODIAN PETRO SALM
OLDIES (5) MIDDLE WAY 21 (40)
(83-325) [15-17-1,102] (83-337) [13-18-0,60]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
OLDIES (5)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. NONSUCH HOUSE (39) 48
2. CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21) 37 OLDIES (5)
3. OLDIES (5) 37 Unchartered Team
4. MIDDLE WAY 21 (40) 7
5. BAD SIGNS (24) -31CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2 OLDIES (5) 278 135 9 67.3 1/ 2 OLDIES (5) 8 6 0
2/ 4*CHAPEL OF THE GHOUL (21) 18 11 1 62.1 2/ 1 BAD SIGNS (24) 8 7 1
3/ 3 BAD SIGNS (24) 135 83 10 61.9 3/ 3 NONSUCH HOUSE (39) 8 7 0
4/ 6 NONSUCH HOUSE (39) 55 41 1 57.3 4/ 6*CHAPEL OF THE GHOUL (21) 7 3 1
5/ 7 MIDDLE WAY 21 (40) 142 166 9 46.1 5/ 4 MIDDLE WAY 21 (40) 7 7 1
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 365): XARGOTH of THE BRETHREN (?, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 362): FREDDY FENDER of OTTO'S MECHANICS (Otto X, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 360): MAJOR PAIN of MILITARY MAYHEM (Crip, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 316): PEKING DUCK of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 338): THE STATISTICIAN of AVID FANS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 332): CARLA of CHEERS (Otis, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 319): NEFARA of PUBLIC ENEMY (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 313): PETULANT PANSY of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 297): YAHOO WAHOO of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 290): NAZARETH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 266): DIRTY GIRL SCOUT of CORDIALS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 267): DON CORNBEEFLEON of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 267): R.S.I. of ALPHABET SOUP (Crip?, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 82): STEEL MUSE of NONSUCH HOUSE (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 265): HARI-KARI of WHAT A WAY TO GO! II (Crip, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 365): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 362): ZODIAC (Stargazer, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 360): MILITARY MAYHEM (Crip, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 316): DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 338): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 332): NUKE TEST (Malaquar, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 319): OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 313): DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 297): STEEL WOLVES 5 (Lobo, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 290): BEATRICE (Dante, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 266): NEW YORK (Crip, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 267): NL CENTRAL (?, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 266): WORLD WIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 82): BAD SIGNS (Dark Oracle, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 264): HANGOVERS et al (Crip, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 364): URA GONER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
IMA SLAYER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
(turn 363): ALAMO of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 362): LILY OF SARMATIA of DODGE BULLETS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 360): MAJOR PAIN of MILITARY MAYHEM (Crip, mgr.)
(turn 359): THRALL of THE STORM REAVERS (?, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 265): SEAM of ARENAS III (Khradmon, mgr.)
BROWN EYED SUSAN of NEW YORK (Crip, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills? Well
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for TELORINTHE. Too bad, BAD SIGNS, but
OLDIES was just too good to be stopped. One team deserves special mention 'cause
they moved up 0 after going 4-1-0. Keep it up, NONSUCH HOUSE! MVP award for ORGAN
GRINDER? CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS' proud of him after beating THE USEROUS MERCHANT and
getting 21 points. Talk about yer major upsets! OUT FOR A DUCK's match with
CORNELIUS cost it a loss of 13 points! Don't you think the Duelmaster is being
unfair? I think STEEL MUSE should let MELANIE OBERN be Duelmaster for a while,
without fighting about it. Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his
teammates? Don't ask me!
I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies. Really, I just
wing this stuff. OLDIES was the most avoided team. Is a 278-135-9 record really
that scary? I don't know what CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS' been doing. They certainly
haven't been accepting many fights from OLDIES, that's fer sher. Like, is OLOVOR
PARIS popular, or what? He was challenged the most in all of TELORINTHE! He's got a
6-7-2, is that good? For sure, I was holding my breath when I found out CUSTODIAN
challenged LUMP. After all, haven't OLDIES and BAD SIGNS had a long standing duel in
TELORINTHE? It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but LUMP wants me to write
about it since he was defeated by CUSTODIAN. Satisfied?
Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other! Don't you guys ever give
it a break? Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from you?
Write! (Or have someone write for you.)
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I gotta leave. TELORINTHE is like such a dump, and you guys
smell too much! I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
STEEL MUSE 287 13 6 0 129 NONSUCH HOUSE (39)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CUSTODIAN 325 15 17 1 102 OLDIES (5)
MELANIE OBERN 324 17 16 2 92 MIDDLE WAY 21 (40)
CORNELIUS 285 12 8 0 92 NONSUCH HOUSE (39)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WHITEY D'EAGLE 289 11 8 0 88 NONSUCH HOUSE (39)
OUT FOR A DUCK 275 12 11 0 83 BAD SIGNS (24)
LUMP 269 18 9 0 75 BAD SIGNS (24)
CONSTRUCTION ZONE 284 9 6 0 68 BAD SIGNS (24)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
KELLUMBO'S INITS. 296 7 8 3 66 BAD SIGNS (24)
PETRO SALM 337 13 18 0 60 MIDDLE WAY 21 (40)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SILVERBACK 288 9 10 1 53 NONSUCH HOUSE (39)
ORGAN GRINDER 124 5 1 1 47 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
ROOK 286 10 9 0 41 NONSUCH HOUSE (39)
ALTAR BOY 384 4 4 0 35 OLDIES (5)
SPORT 368 9 7 0 34 OLDIES (5)
ST. MICHAEL'S 397 3 1 0 34 OLDIES (5)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OLOVOR PARIS 371 6 7 2 27 MIDDLE WAY 21 (40)
TAMARIND URLIK 370 4 9 0 25 MIDDLE WAY 21 (40)
NOCTURNAL RITES 127 6 0 0 24 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MORBID ANGEL 126 4 2 0 21 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
CANNELTON 399 1 0 0 12 OLDIES (5)
SIN EATER 123 3 2 0 11 CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (21)
NAPLESS TODDLER 398 1 2 1 9 BAD SIGNS (24)
TERENA VEREK 400 1 1 1 9 MIDDLE WAY 21 (40)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
MORDANT DESERTER 0 0 0 TERENA VEREK 400 83 NONE
CORPSE SPITTER 290 0 4 0 CHAPEL OF THE GHO 21 BLACK ORC 83 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Turn 83 in arena 83. Should be special, shouldn't it?
Really, Melanie! Come on, now. I am a poor lowly janitor trying to work my way to
The Big Time, and you put me down. Just because of my profession? Or because I am
Rirorni? Humpff! I would appreciate if you could drop your prejudices and be a
little kinder in the future. -- Custodian (slowly recovering from his thrashing by
Melanie Obern)
Kellumbo's Inits -- I am not sure at all that was sport. Is pummelling a sport? I
despise you pummellers! -- Sport
Olovar Paris -- I was lucky, lucky. I musta had archangels on my side. -- St
Michael's
Corpse Spitter -- What an ugly thought and name. Take that for all godfaring people
everywhere! -- Altar Boy (interpreted from Latin by the Oldies Publicist)
Here I come, ready or not! -- Cannelton (Coach's newest and finest, which is not so
much as there is little fine on The Oldies Team)
Congrats to Steel Muse, Telorinthe's top dog. Salute. -- Coach and The Oldies
St. Michael's -- No. -- Tamarind Urlik
Custodian -- Clean up your own messes first! And do NOT leave that bucket of mop
water in the middle of the floor. Someone could trip and get hurt. -- Melanie Obern
Construction Zone -- How about constructing some skills for me if we meet again? --
Petro Salm
P.S. It's embarrassing to know that you have NO hidden tourney fights, you're just
that much better than me.
St. Michael's -- Ah, I see that Tamarind was RIGHT. You're a nasty, superior sort of
fellow. -- Olovor Paris
Napless Toddler -- Ah, but I was able to snatch a short nap before the fight. --
Tamarind Urlik
Sin Eater -- Maybe with catsup? -- Terena Verek
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
CORPSE SPITTER was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
CUSTODIAN vanquished LUMP in a 2 minute brutal uneven Challenge battle.
ROOK was savagely defeated by PETRO SALM in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge duel.
ALTAR BOY overpowered OLOVOR PARIS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
NAPLESS TODDLER was bested by TAMARIND URLIK in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
STEEL MUSE devastated MELANIE OBERN in a 1 minute mismatched Title match.
OUT FOR A DUCK was overcome by CORNELIUS in a action packed 3 minute gruesome fight.
WHITEY D'EAGLE won victory over KELLUMBO'S INITS. in a 2 minute duel.
CONSTRUCTION ZONE vanquished ST. MICHAEL'S in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SPORT was vanquished by SILVERBACK in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ORGAN GRINDER overpowered THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
NOCTURNAL RITES subdued EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a crowd pleasing 5 minute match.
MORBID ANGEL overcame CARLOI NOBLE in a 1 minute contest.
SIN EATER was subdued by CANNELTON in a 3 minute gory amateur's match.
TERENA VEREK put to death MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute novice's conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 6 STRIKING ATTACK 23 - 13 - 2 64 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 TOTAL PARRY 14 - 8 - 1 64 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 18 - 13 - 1 58 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 SLASHING ATTACK 12 - 10 - 2 55 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 LUNGING ATTACK 22 - 19 - 1 54 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 - 0 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 14 - 16 - 1 47 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 AIMED BLOW 10 - 12 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 7 - 0 30 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 83 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 4 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 WALL OF STEEL
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK STEEL MUSE 287 13 6 0 129 NONSUCH HOUSE (39)
SLASHING ATTACK MELANIE OBERN 324 17 16 2 92 MIDDLE WAY 21 (40)
WALL OF STEEL CORNELIUS 285 12 8 0 92 NONSUCH HOUSE (39)
LUNGING ATTACK WHITEY D'EAGLE 289 11 8 0 88 NONSUCH HOUSE (39)
AIMED BLOW OUT FOR A DUCK 275 12 11 0 83 BAD SIGNS (24)
TOTAL PARRY LUMP 269 18 9 0 75 BAD SIGNS (24)
PARRY-STRIKE ROOK 286 10 9 0 41 NONSUCH HOUSE (39)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is CUSTODIAN 325. The most popular warrior this turn
was PETRO SALM 337. The ten other most popular fighters were OUT FOR A DUCK 275,
CUSTODIAN 325, CANNELTON 399, NAPLESS TODDLER 398, TAMARIND URLIK 370, STEEL MUSE
287, CORNELIUS 285, ORGAN GRINDER 124, MORBID ANGEL 126, and ALTAR BOY 384.
The least popular fighter this week was SIN EATER 123. The other ten least popular
fighters were NOCTURNAL RITES 127, SPORT 368, ST. MICHAEL'S 397, MELANIE OBERN 324,
OLOVOR PARIS 371, LUMP 269, CORPSE SPITTER 290, TERENA VEREK 400, SILVERBACK 288, and
ROOK 286.